hotdog_eating_engineer_makes_delicious_assbacon.pootsen SantaHoovy 2013-05-04 | No description possibleMusic used:Paul Dukas - The Sorcerer's Apprentice (L'apprenti sorcier)
An Important message by SantaHoovy SantaHoovy 2013-07-17 | I'm here to talk about a certain asshole trader I've seen in TF2, and the proper ways of dealing with him.Normally, I wouldn't do stuff like this, but FUCK THIS GUY. Seriously, he's the worst person I've EVER seen in TF2. People like him are the reason why TF2 traders have a bad name.Nobody should have to stand for people with attitude like this, so I hope you'll now avoid this guy and the likes of him at all costs.Sorry for not making much clever visuals, I wanted to get this out ASAP.
detective_medic_infects_spy_with_aids.cookie SantaHoovy 2013-07-09 | Sorry for not making anything in such a long time, been kinda busy lately.Music used:Ratchet & Clank 2: Going Commando - Megapolis, Endako
all_work_and_no_play_makes_demo_and_sniper_go_crazy.see SantaHoovy 2013-06-17 | I lied.Music used:Crash Bandicoot: Warped - Hog Ride, Road Crash, Orange Asphalt, Area 51?
South Fortress 2 SantaHoovy 2013-06-05 | Just a random thing that popped in my head a few days ago. South Park's one of my favorite TV shows of all time, and I just knew I had to do this :PBy the way, this is the last video from me you're gonna see in a few weeks. I'll be going away tomorrow, and won't be back until June 19. Until then!
aerodynamic_heavy_frees_merasmus_from_medics_ass.cthulhu SantaHoovy 2013-06-02 | I dunno lolMusic used:Spyro the Dragon - Wizard Peak
Chargineer saves the day SantaHoovy 2013-05-30 | So yeah, after appearing in 3 of my Sexual videos, this is Chargineer's first appearance in a GMod video(well, technically he appeared in Vuorenpeikko's Gmod adaptation of "wizardbaby_heavy_grants_teammates_wishes.cupcake", but since that was an adaptation of a sexual video, I don't think it counts :pI'd been wanting to do a Gmod video with Chargineer for a long time, but due to technical difficulties, I never got around to it until now.Here's a little bio about Chargineer:Name: ChargineerSide: GoodColor: REDBased on: EngineerTheme: Crash Bandicoot: Warped - DingodileInformation: Chargineer is sort of a superhero Engineer, who goes around saving his teammates from enemies and other monsters. The name "Chargineer" comes from the fact that he needs to charge his powers while in Engineer form before transforming into Chargineer. Rumours have it that Gray Mann has managed to build a Robo-Chargineer, but that goes unconfirmed... So far.Powers: -Superhuman Strength-Pyrokinesis, can also breath fire-A kinetic energy blast that knocks enemies back with huge force but doesn't do any real damage, alá Airblast-Can turn himself invisible(Engineer presumably stole an Invis Watch from a BLU Spy)-Can teleport without the need of a Teleporter-Super Jump alá Saxton Hale, however cannot fly-Chargineer CAN use Ubercharge on himself, however this requires him to be at full strength. It only lasts for a short period of time, and when Ubercharged he cannot use any of his other powers
sexual_videos_provide_a_realistic_simulation_of_life_in_team_fortress_2.aeiou SantaHoovy 2013-05-20 | Basically, this is a Team Fortress 2-ified version of THIS video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRoI took a few artistic liberties here and there, but overall the true nature of the original should still be there.Everyone says movie remakes suck, so I wanted to see whether the same applies to sexual videos.Music Used:Super Mario Bros. 2 - Overworld theme
liechtensteinian_soldier_slaps_spys_medic.pootisgineer SantaHoovy 2013-05-19 | Personally, I was quite happy with the Robotic Boogaloo. Mainly because it gave me some new tools to play with in Garrys Mod.Music used:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal - Deja Q All Over Again
self-referential_sniper_meets_some_random_dumbasses.mustard SantaHoovy 2013-05-14 | Man, my jokes have become rather meta lately.Music used:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - Piston It Away/Spaced Out
Machina Snipers in a nutshell SantaHoovy 2013-05-10 | Dear Machina Snipers,Fuck you.Sincerely,-SantaHoovy
liquified_spy_does_random_crap_and_goes_back_to_the_future.snort SantaHoovy 2013-05-07 | Here's something different for a change. I've mostly done sexual videos starring like 5 or 6 different classes, so I decided to do a solo one for once, Spah and Spah only.Music used:Digimon Adventure - Bokura wa ItsumoBack to the Future - Theme Song
occultist_soldier_meets_random_people_in_Ghost_Fort.dalek SantaHoovy 2013-04-24 | EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!Music used:Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon - Enchanted Towers
Nothing interesting happens in trade_plaza_2 SantaHoovy 2013-04-21 | Heavy 1: Poot Description here.Heavy 2: Ees not possiblel!
militant_heavy_eats_spicy_pyro_and_spy_shags_demomans_wife.brawasher SantaHoovy 2013-04-20 | Wow, my first video that doesn't include any Pootis, MeeM or Painis. That must be some kind of personal record :DMusic used:Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped - Dingodile
TF2 - Painisbusters SantaHoovy 2013-04-19 | A random idea that popped in my head. I searched YouTube, and only saw a Heavy version, so I decided to do one with Soldier :pThis may have been done already, but fuck it: I don't care.Here's a MP3 download link to those who can't use YouTube Downloader:http://www.sendspace.com/file/2o44xmLyrics:(I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum!)(I will rip off your ghost head and crap in your stupid hat!)GHOSTBUSTERS!If there's something strange,In your Dispenser,Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!If there's something weird,And it don't look good,Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!!Painis, Painis, Painis,Painis, Painis painisPainis, Painis, Painis,(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)Painis, Painis painisPainis, Painis, Painis,Painis, Painis painisPainis, Painis, Painis,(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)Painis, Painis painisIf you're seeing thingsRunnign through your head,Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!An invisible Spy,Sapping your Sentry (*snort snort* DAMMIT!)Who you gonna call?SPYBUSTERS!Painis, Painis, Painis,Painis, Painis painisPainis, Painis, Painis,(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)Painis, Painis painisPainis, Painis, Painis,Painis, Painis painisPainis, Painis, Painis,(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)Painis, Painis painisWho you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!If there's something strange,In your Dispenser,Who you gonna call?GHOSTBUSTERS!(Merasmus, I am going to bust your ass!)(You cannot bust me, Soldier!)(CHAAAARGE!!)(NNNOOOOO!! Soldieeer, you were the woorst rooommaaaaate...)(HEH HEH HEEH! You cannot run from me, ghosts!)As a bonus, here's how I'd cast the TF2 characters in a Ghostbusters movie:Scout - Peter VenkmanSoldier - Ray StantzMedic - Egon SpenglerDemoman - Winston ZeddemoreMiss Pauling - Janice MelnitzHeavy - SlimerSpy - Louis TullyPyro - GozerMerasmus - Vigo the Carpathian
derogatory_team_banter_other_teams_with_pootis-filled_remarks.sitoop SantaHoovy 2013-04-18 | Well, here it is folks: The sexual_team video that consists of your requests....14 minutes and 30 seconds. Jesus, man. If anyone was wondering why this took 2 weeks to do, well, there's your answer. This is easily my longest sexual_team video, if not THE longest on YouTube(I think there are a few that are longer, but this is still up there)Note that most of the submissions aren't in the order from first to last, I mixed them up and tried to put them in random spots.Although this was exhausting to do, it was still a very fun edit. I loved the creativity you guys had :3 I'm a bit sad that, despite trying, I couldn't have a coherent narrative in the video. That's because most of the submissions were so varied, it would've been impossible to tie them all perfectly together. Oh well, I tried.If the video feels a bit repetitive, I apologise. Although creative, some of the submission were very similar: Heavy was in like 3/4 of all the submissions... :PI had to edit some of the submissions here and there, either because of spelling mistakes or not being able to find certain syllables. I hope you're not too mad at me for that!I'm terribly sorry if I didn't include your submission into the video. I tried to get most of them in there, and the ones I did either broke the rules, were too dependent on visual humour, I couldn't make the characters say or I simply couldn't figure a clever way to include them here. Don't worry though: Just because they're not HERE doesn't mean I may not use them in a future video... ;)Special thanks to MCPaddingtonMoFo for the name!Songs used:Crash Bash - Desert FoxSpyro 2: Ripto's Rage/Gateway to Glimmer - Icy SpeedwayHeroes of Might and Magic III - DungeonCrash Twinsanity - HenchmaniaAction 52 - CheetahmenChrono Trigger - corridors of TimeSuper Mario 64 - Inside The Castle WallsBanjo Kazooie - Rusty Bucket BayGeorges Bizet - Les ToreadorsDonkey Kong 64 - Puzzle in the CavesCrash Bash - Pogo PadlockKingdom Hearts II - Rowdy Rumble
NOT FUNNY, YOUTUBE SantaHoovy 2013-04-13 | YOU TWISTED, DIABOLICAL BASTARDS. HOW SICK SENSE OF HUMOUR DO YOU HAVE?
The Pootis Ambulance SantaHoovy 2013-04-07 | I was working on the next "sexual_team" video consisting of your requests, when I noticed one of the commenters wanted more Pootis Ambulance from my previous video. A lot of people seemed to really likely, and one or two commenters wanted a ringtone without any background music in it. So I decided "oh what the heck", made this in about 15 minutes just for you guys :3Feel free to download it and use it as a ringtone, or use it in your own "sexual_team" video if you like ;Pby the by, the request video is now about 2:17 minutes long, so this is going to still take a while. It's going to be a LOOOONG turkey.
In the Hall of the Demopan King SantaHoovy 2013-04-04 | There aren't enough Demopan songs in the world, so here's one more for you.not my best work, but I hope you'll like it fine enough :POriginal song: "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg
Participate in the making of my next video(NOT TAKING REQUESTS ANYMORE!) SantaHoovy 2013-04-03 | NOTE: NOT TAKING REQUESTS ANYMORE!! Thanks to everyone who participated!!!READ THIS!!So, I've decided to do a little something special for you guys: You tell me what characters you want to see and what they should say, and I'm going to do it in my next sexual_team video.Before you begin, here are a few guidelines:1. They must be from Team Fortress 2. Related characters(Vagineer, Painis Cupcake etc.) are also acceptable.2. If a character can't say certain syllables and it's impossible to make them say certain things, I'm not going to do it.3. While I will make the characters insult the hell out of each other, DO NOT REQUEST RACIST REMARKS. I will not directly attack anyone for any reason, should it be race, sexuality, religion or bronyism. I will only attack you if you're a douche, or if your favorite season of Digimon is Tamers. You filthy, Tamers-watching, Renamon-loving poopyhead(NOTE: Yes, I am half-joking with this)4. I do not have the Female Class models OR voice lines at hand, so chances are I won't be doing those either.Other than that, be creative with your requests and have fun!
mentlegannly_demoman_gets_drunk_and_insults_others.shotgun SantaHoovy 2013-03-29 | Since I'm gone the whole Easter, I decided to do a little something before I leave.Music used:Crash Bash - Dragon Drop, Swamp Fox, Dante's DashSuper Smash Bros Melee - Doctor MarioHalloween - The Shape Stalks
robot_soldier_needs_to_find_a_mecha_engineer.mvm SantaHoovy 2013-03-27 | Beep boop, son. Beep boop.Music used:Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal - Zeldrin StarportTeam Fortress 2 - Mann Vs. Machine: Wave Begins
hotheaded_medic_is_angry_while_soldier_gets_high.drugs SantaHoovy 2013-03-26 | I don't even know anymore.Special thanks to the Nostalgia Critic for the inspiration for the "stupid" part.Music used:Crash Twinsanity - Slip Slide IcecapadesToy Story 2: The Video Game - The Final Showdown
royal_scout_eats_bullets_and_screws_bombs.wheatley SantaHoovy 2013-03-22 | Sorry this one took so long, been kinda busy lately.Music used:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - The Eel Deal, Sewer or Later, Hangin' OutP.S. am I the only one who thinks Wheatley sounds a lot like Spoony?
wizardbaby_heavy_grants_teammates_wishes.cupcake SantaHoovy 2013-02-20 | Pancakes.Music used:Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage/Gateway to Glimmer - Mystic MarshDonkey Kong 64 - Puzzle in the CavesDigimon theme song(English dub)Final Fantasy X - Otherworld
Medic performs dumbass surgery on Scout SantaHoovy 2013-02-07 | sääsThis was originally supposed to be a bit longer, but I got lazy.
racist_merasmus_tries_to_get_soldier_to_believe_in_magic.demopan SantaHoovy 2013-02-06 | Poot description here.Music used:Kingdom Hearts - Bounce-O-RamaDonkey Kong 64 - Demon Resident Mine Cart
Gmod Tennis - Spy steals Engineers Robo-Sandvich (Part 1) SantaHoovy 2013-02-04 | Part 1 of Gmod Tennis with ugotaphonenumber. The ball's in his court now.Music used:Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - Diggin' It/Bee-Havin'Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal - Planet Aridia
Heavy eats Soldiers cupcake SantaHoovy 2013-01-30 | Just some G-Mod insanity for your pleasure.Music used:Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer - ZephyrSad ViolinLeft 4 Dead - Game over
Hopdick (My EARRAEP COLLAB 2 Entry) SantaHoovy 2013-01-27 | My entry for the EARRAEP COLLAB 2. Hopefully this is rapey and mindfuckery enough for you :3I had way too much fun with thrusters.
The Hunchback of plr_Hightower - Hellfire SantaHoovy 2013-01-27 | Man, this took a lotta time to put together.Anyway, after I made "jamaican_pyro_makes_pie_for_the_team_and_then_they_sing.hellfire", I wanted to make a full version of Spy singing "Hellfire" from Hunchback of Notre Dame, since it is my favorite villain song AND Disney song at the same time, so here it is.Please excuse the crappy sentence mixing, it was rather hard to find Spy saying certain words or sounds, but I did the best I could.Lyrics down below:Beata MariaYou know I am not the only SpyOf my virtue I am justly proudBeata MariaYou know I'm so much admirable thanThe common, mumbling, weak, drunken wretchNow tell me, MariaWhy I see her dominating thereWhy her mumbling voice still scorch my soulI feel her, I see herThe inhuman thoughts behind that maskIt's blazing in me out of all controlLike fireHellfireThis fire in my skinThis burningDesireIs turning me to sinIt's not my faultI'm not to blameIt is the Pyro girlThe witch who sent this flameIt's not my faultIf in Hale's planHe made the Pyro so muchStronger than a SpyActivate the charge, MariaDon't let the monster burn me upDon't let her fire sear my point and ScoutMurder the PyroAnd let her taste the fires of hellOr else let her be mine and mine alone(Soldier: Minister Spy, the Pyro has escaped.Spy: What?Soldier: She's nowhere in this point. She's gone...Spy: But how..? Nevermind. Get out, you idiot! I'll find her, I'll find her if I have to burn down all of 2Fort!)HellfireDark fireNow Pyro, it's your turnChoose me orYour pyreBe mine or you will burnScout have mercy on herScout have mercy on meBut she will be mineOr she will buuuuuuuuurn!
captain_demo_and_his_dumbass_crew_sail_the_seven_sees.scrumpy SantaHoovy 2013-01-26 | Arr, mateys.Music used:Kingdom Hearts II - He's a PirateLazy Town - You Are a Pirate (Instrumental)SpongeBob Squarepants - TomfooleryThe Curse of Monkey Island - Arr, Barbery Coast
Gatomon finally gets her own model in Garrys Mod? SantaHoovy 2013-01-24 | First the Nostalgia Critic announces his comeback in the most awesome way possible, now this? So far, this has been the best week of the entire year!Songs used:Alestorm - Back Through TimeTerminator 2 ThemeThis is Sparta techno remix (instrumental)Super Mario RPG - Victory Fanfare
sexton_hell_abuses_others_and_endangers_ambulances.spycrab SantaHoovy 2013-01-22 | Another video for you guys after my weekend break.Guess the only one left is the Administrator, then I have to start all over.Music used:Toy Story 2: The Video Game - Andy's House
jamaican_pyro_makes_pie_for_the_team_and_then_they_sing.hellfire SantaHoovy 2013-01-16 | Another video for you guys. I decided to make one including the entire team, since one having just Pyro wouldn't have been that audible.I guess Saxton Hale is up next.Music used:Mario Kart Wii - Coconut MallHaddaway - What is LoveThe Huncback of Notre Dame - Hellfire (Instrumental)
The Demon Heavy SantaHoovy 2013-01-15 | A Heavy that has been cursed by Merasmus, the Demon Heavy works for the Devil himself, dragging (not-so)innocent souls to Hell.Music used:Croc: Legend of the Gobbos - Baron Dante (Final Boss Fight)
100 SantaHoovy 2013-01-13 | Here's a special video for the 100 subs milestone. Thanks to everyone who's subscribed to my channel ^w^I might start using Garry's Mod more often, since I've done so many Sexual team videos already, however working with G-Mod is long and tedious, not to mention the time it takes editing them, so I'm not so sure yet.
heavy_and_soldier_have_discussions_about_higher_economics.baby SantaHoovy 2013-01-12 | For some reason, I have a feeling that I should disable the comments on this one... Oh well.Music used:Crash Twinsanity - N. Sanity IslandDigimon - Tataki no TokiDonald Duck: Goin' Quackers - Duckburg First Avenue
rambo_engineer_builds_faulty_meem_and_other_contraptions.tank SantaHoovy 2013-01-11 | Another one of these, just for you guys :3Music used:New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Beach BGMLeft 4 Dead - TankChrono Trigger - Lucca's Theme
imbecile_spy_plays_pranks_on_other_mercs.spoon SantaHoovy 2013-01-09 | Here ya go, fellas.Music:Ratchet & Clank - Planet Eudora, scaling the cliffs
surgeon_demoman_has_a_gentlemannly_duel_against_soldier.merasmus SantaHoovy 2013-01-08 | Here's a new one for your pleasure.Music:PunchOut!! Wii - Glass Joe theme
australian_medics_dumb_afternoon_stroll_in_the_junkyard.bomb SantaHoovy 2013-01-06 | My third "sexual team" video. Enjoy!Please excuse the white borders around the mercs' heads, I need some serious practice in chroma keying.Music used:Spyro: Year of the Dragon - Desert Ruins
samurai_sniper_eats_jarate_while_demoman_watches_anime.meem SantaHoovy 2013-01-05 | Another one of these, made out of boredom.
mexican_scout_and_his_orgy_of_doom.apples SantaHoovy 2013-01-03 | I decided to join the bandwagon. Here's my first "Sexual team"-type video.If you want to make a G-Mod version, be my guest!Music:Crash Bash - Space Bash
