Flirt (with your Dad) tom cardy 2022-07-13 | Hell hath no fury like a close friend and parent tipsy at my birthday dinner
Bunch of Draclias (and Theyre All Playing Flute) // Official Music Video tom cardy 2024-10-11 | Embouchure (English: /ˈɒmbuˌʃʊər/ ) is the use of the lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth in playing a wind instrument. So you see, it really is a good line. Album out 18thCheck out Mike Betz's real life band (warning it goes hard) open.spotify.com/artist/1T6MrJ05LTMSvGL8zMNjku?si=61PbpsTXSzedflSD8kfgRg
Tom Cardy//Transcendental Cha Cha Cha - Official Music Video tom cardy 2024-10-05 | It's 5 o'clock somewhere/everywhere/all at onceVideo by the incomparable Shoocharu, check their channel youtube.com/channel/UCGA9-VO0z4eELmVtsJEgyQQGee whiz it's album time! I usually have everything already released, so this is real exciting to have so many new songs and videos to show you!Listen to Transcendental Cha Cha Cha on streaming!open.spotify.com/track/1gaa0N2DGSLKcW7aIQu9xF?si=48adacedd0474948Pre-save the album (out October 18th Australia time) here! gyro.to/TheDancefloorAtTheEndOfTheUniverse
If I went back in time tom cardy 2024-05-13 | This song is proof to the Australian Taxation office that instruments bought and paid for under the company trading "Not a Cop Pty Ltd" are being used for legitimate commercial purposes and are thereby eligible tax deductions. Also, yes I did watch the steve martin documentary why do you ask
Online (TWRP & Montaigne) - Music Video tom cardy 2024-04-18 | hi wyd nm lol m2This is a new song on @TWRPband album, go follow them. I listen to youtube.com/watch?v=V4tSXOLPf_4 when I run on the treadmill and it makes me go fasterListen To "Online" spotify -open.spotify.com/track/69NC8FNTlg78LJG4tTk0eI?si=c940516b22424aa0TWRP are on tour in North America right now, go watch them or suffer mass humiliation in front of your cutest peers
Kermit the Frog Voice tom cardy 2024-01-22 | She's a 10 but she sounds like a fabric frog puppet from the 50's😩🐸🫠
Perception Check (Official Music Video) - Tom Cardy tom cardy 2023-12-24 | It's a Christmas miracle! Animated by @LankyMF go get 'im.Also da song is on streaming services, yummy!
Scary movies on wikipedia (Halloween Spooktacular) tom cardy 2023-10-29 | I'm not a coward it just saves me time and i'm very very busy
If you love the (Australian constitution) so much, why dont you marry (the Australian Constitution) tom cardy 2023-10-07 | I'm voting yes next week to the Indigenous Voice to Parliament because the idea came directly from Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people and is backed by over 80% of their community. It's important, if you aren't sure or don't know, check out https://voice.gov.au
Perception check tom cardy 2023-09-20 | Why yes, I have been playing Baldurs Gate 3, how did you know?I'm also in an actual D&D podcast called "Dragon Friends" with a bunch of really funny people and one of the smartest DM's who has to deal with our shit. I played music for ages and now I'm doing characters. Go listen!
H.S - (Official Music Video) tom cardy 2023-09-06 | Space is cool, and so are you if you let me talk about, space with you.Listen on Spotify - open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBkU2vuMYXucmd89JUSw?si=h3IvVz4FRWSav_JRYlNJYgItunes/Apple Music - music.apple.com/au/artist/tom-cardy/1528272037Bandcamp - tomcardy.bandcamp.comMerch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au/
Red flags UNO REVERSE tom cardy 2023-09-03 | Montaigne flipped the vocals, Galoo Game lady flipped the animation and I sat back and did a very creepy buttons voice
Cupboard Gnome tom cardy 2023-08-28 | Tag a Cupboard Gnome, lest their awful gaze pierce your soul and render you body a lifeless husk
What my vocoder hears vs. What my 3am tinder date hears tom cardy 2023-08-15 | I love going on hot dates but I love goofn' with my 'ocoder more
Idonevenevenwannasellittyouanyway ft. RIDICULOUS STOCK tom cardy 2023-08-11 | https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auHey Tom!We appreciate your honesty, however this is the last email we will be sending on the matter. Everyone on the team has worked really hard to make the recent merchandise line the best it can be. We accept that this does not give us the right to tell you how to market the product, but we would like to re-emphasise some key points. How you receive these points may impact our future business together: 1. Playing "hard to get" does not work in a sales context, especially when you are selling product as idiosyncratic as a 'don't f*&k my dad' mug. Potentially this design was doomed from the beginning. 2. "Splooge" is not a colour.3. "Ridiculous Stock" is not a/your catchphrase, it doesn't make sense without context and even with context it does not encourage sales. What is ridiculous about the stock? We urge you to explain, or remove this reference altogether. At the moment it is about 25% of your marketing campaign. 4. Many of the team feel it inappropriate that you demand to try on every piece of clothing before it is shipped for "quality testing". Not only does it delay shipment of the product to customers, but the hand written notes you leave in the pockets are not appreciated. Writing "They be tryn' ta brainwash ye and nab ya tasties!" in hopes of communicating with the customer is confusing, and means we have had to employ extra staff to vet each inseam and hidden pocket. Also, stop sewing more pockets onto the merchandise.
Got piece of metal removed from eye can’t look at screen too long here squid boy (I’m fine) tom cardy 2023-05-11 | ...
Level Clear! - (Official Music Video) tom cardy 2023-04-25 | Save over my game again and i'm dobbingThanks to Lily Reynolds for helping me on vocals + PrincessHow good is this arcade font generator? http://arcade.photonstorm.comI've always been obsessed with retro 8 bit sounds, game themes and game music. Just about everything you hear is straight from the box on this plugin - youtube.com/watch?v=kqCtA9Y-GjsSpotify - open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBkU2vuMYXucmd89JUSw?si=vIyuWz8aRoGmPxcvib9NBw
Why Am I Anxious?- (Animated Music Video) tom cardy 2023-04-12 | A shmick animated video for one of my earlier songs, done by the inextinguishable Rebecca Kartzmark! Bec’s twitter: twitter.com/Kartzmark?t=5KKYbqsQTXLNzXV2MuSNig&s=09Bec’s YouTube : youtube.com/@TheNumanumaeh
Snake Eyes tom cardy 2023-03-24 | There is something inherently perverted about sanitiser on wet hands
I got Vinylz just lyin around tom cardy 2023-01-09 | mmm yummy vinyls and hats and shirts and stuff https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
The Ballad of Smokin Joe Rudeboy (Official music Video) tom cardy 2022-12-08 | Some say on a still night, when the moon is high, you can still hear the ghost of ol' Smokin' Joe on the midnight wind telling you to absolutely go f*$% urself. Big thanks to Julia Robertson, what a talent hey!Album is out now (on the 9th, sorry if me am Australia, it already tomorrow)! Stream it, or buy it on Bandcamp!Oh shit we got some fresh merch! Smokin' Joe poster by Galoo Game is my fave she is incredible!Listen on Spotify - open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBkU2vuMYXucmd89JUSwMerch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auBandcamp - tomcardy.bandcamp.comItunes/Apple Music - music.apple.com/au/artist/tom-cardy/1528272037
My Secret Shame tom cardy 2022-12-06 | Hey maybe just bring one down with you every morning? Or just bring them all down now? Album out this friday!Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Red Flags (ft. Montaigne) OFFICIAL VIDEO tom cardy 2022-12-01 | gee whiz what a ride huh, Album out next Friday 9th of December! Red Flags now out.Big thanks to Montaigne what a legend! Also Galoo Game Lady A.K.A Gabriella Antali made this and is my hero, go check her stuff galoo.carrd.coListen on Spotify - open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBkU2vuMYXucmd89JUSw?si=Px6upKntQEOdGfFp9sxRqgItunes/Apple Music - music.apple.com/us/artist/tom-cardy/1528272037Bandcamp - tomcardy.bandcamp.comMerch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Somebodys watching me (parody) - Very spooky Halloween Special tom cardy 2022-10-21 | Nothing spookier than direct eye contact while I finish a double decker pumpkin Ravioli boooooooo
I love that guy tom cardy 2022-10-14 | "Last night was fun, thanks fr having me. Also, I couldn't figure out how to turn the tv off and I ate all ur cereal lol. See you next Friday"
Party Dog ft. Ernie thee Corgi (Music Video) - Tom Cardy tom cardy 2022-09-30 | Show me a musical comedian who invokes the national census more than me and I'll show you a nerd who has nothing better to do then try and prove others wrong on the internet. Ft. Ernie the corgie. Art by Simon GreinerMe Profile on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Hey, I dont work here - (Official Music Video) tom cardy 2022-08-06 | Hey! I’m mixing stuff and getting everything together for another album, it’ll be ready next month or the one after. Maybe even another cheeky animated video a la “mixed Messages” from the one and only GalooGameLady?Me Profile on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Do you remember? tom cardy 2022-07-06 | I do not recall the events that took place on September the 21st, this or any year. Featuring the incandescent Taras!
Jurassic Park 12: Its Dino time! tom cardy 2022-06-28 | In the next one I'd like to see all the carnivores voiced by Hugh Grant and all the herbivores voiced by Chris Rock and there is maybe a body switch aspect.Me Profile on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Man Chat tom cardy 2022-06-23 | Trust me it's good it's really easy too if you practise definitely practise first
Get Louis (Theroux) - Tom Cardy//Official Music Video tom cardy 2022-06-01 | Everything Everywhere All at LouisMe Profile on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Your Love is Not Enough (Id like Some Cool Sh*t Too) - Official Video tom cardy 2022-05-12 | My love for you is like a Great Dane riding FX Cruiser SVHO luxury performance watercraftMe Profile on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Best friends ft Gareth Reynolds tom cardy 2022-05-03 | What a joy to meet and work creatively with my hero Gareth Reynolds of "The Dollop" fame. I think it is important to write down publicly that my uploading of this video is in no way malicious, intended to cause personal harm or harm to any individual(s) in this video or otherwise(s) public image, and that I reserve my rights (all of them, just to be safe).
All the Stupid Things Ive Ever Done tom cardy 2022-03-28 | Goodnight hypothetical or actual embarrassing situations that I have experienced many years ago but impulsively replay when I'm suppose to be at my calmest. See you in the NOW
Human Interaction -its easy! tom cardy 2022-03-14 | Find someone who truly wants to talk about the Bee Hound, for they will be your honest friend
Paint That Lady (Official Video) tom cardy 2022-03-07 | Like one of ye French GirlsListen on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/0hQBk...Itunes/Apple Music - https://music.apple.com/au/artist/tom...Bandcamp - https://tomcardy.bandcamp.com/album/a...Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Scomo Sings tom cardy 2022-02-15 | Find me the legend who dubbed this so we can rain praise down on their enormous brain
Tom Cardy presents the even newer Tom Cardy range tom cardy 2022-02-04 | It's yummy you can wear it https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
