JelloApocalypseEDIT: Wow, thanks for all the feedback you guys! As a token of my appreciation, I've added some extra information to my website about some character descriptions, movesets, and all the Final Smashes! If you have an idea for additional characters or STAGES(???) that should be in the sequel, Super Smash Bros. Retsubraalu, then post a comment on my website and I'll read it! Thanks again!
Spend countless hours navigating nothing but a menu screen in pure awe! No this is not a full game. I'm sorry.
Play as all your favorite Retsupurae characters, and even more of your least favorites! Choose from the 25 members of the all-star cast, including Mike Dawson, Guy Kazama, BillyMC and thelimepopsicle, Newground's Tankman and everyone's favorite: Ridley.
This is my love letter to Diabetus and Slowbeef for making me laugh more times than I can count.
Super Smash Brothers RetsupuraeleeJelloApocalypse2013-01-31 | EDIT: Wow, thanks for all the feedback you guys! As a token of my appreciation, I've added some extra information to my website about some character descriptions, movesets, and all the Final Smashes! If you have an idea for additional characters or STAGES(???) that should be in the sequel, Super Smash Bros. Retsubraalu, then post a comment on my website and I'll read it! Thanks again!
Spend countless hours navigating nothing but a menu screen in pure awe! No this is not a full game. I'm sorry.
Play as all your favorite Retsupurae characters, and even more of your least favorites! Choose from the 25 members of the all-star cast, including Mike Dawson, Guy Kazama, BillyMC and thelimepopsicle, Newground's Tankman and everyone's favorite: Ridley.
This is my love letter to Diabetus and Slowbeef for making me laugh more times than I can count.
Programming by Mat, lead programmer of Dream Vs. Dream http://www.dreamvsdream.99k.orgSell it to Me!JelloApocalypse2024-10-08 | An #epitheterased short! Artwork by @MasuPasu with audio from Game Changer S2E4: "A Sponsored Episode"Kourtney AdventuresJelloApocalypse2024-09-24 | Original comic by Setzeri (https://x.com/Setzeri)
CAST: Kourtney - Kiane "Chula" King Critter - William T. Sopp
MUSIC USED: Professor Layton and the Spectre's Flute - More Puzzles Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies - Mood Matrix The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker - Inside a House Ace Attorney - Pursuit CorneredFoods Rich People EatJelloApocalypse2024-08-06 | An #epitheterased short! Artwork by @luveygold with audio taken from our audiobook, Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic, available now on Sound Booth Theater: https://shorturl.at/fgiB5
VOICES: Narrator - Brendan Blaber Phoenica - Bryn Apprill Trixie - Oz "Siv" Ryan Rick - Ray ChasePokémon - Dogs in Love 3JelloApocalypse2024-07-09 | Join us live for the playthroughs that get turned into these videos @JelloPlaysVideoGames
We're doing two in-person Epithet Erased signings this July, featuring the author and voice actors! One in Los Angeles on July 13th and one in Dallas on July 17th. Learn more about the upcoming events here and see if you can attend: epitheterasedonline.comEvery Episode of Detective Conan (Comic Dub)JelloApocalypse2024-06-18 | Yup that's all of them.
I'm gonna use the english dub names because I've chosen to do the Jerry Jewell voice for this.She Didnt Do Her Chores...JelloApocalypse2024-04-30 | An #epitheterased short! Artwork by @MasuPasu and audio from "English Conversation 17"
Epithet Erased audiobook available now on Sound Booth Theater: https://shorturl.at/fgiB5Epithet Erased - Prison of Plastic (First 6 Chapters)JelloApocalypse2024-04-27 | Somehow, finding a dead body on the beach isn't the worst part of Molly's day. Can she escape a candy-coated wonderland? This two hour audiobook preview contains the first six of seventeen chapters from "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic," available now in book stores everywhere.
Listen to the rest of the audiobook here: https://shorturl.at/msOU4 Buy the audiobook USB cassette here: https://shorturl.at/JLQT5
The physical and ebook version of Prison of Plastic can be purchased wherever books are sold and requested from your local library.
Brendan Blaber - Narrator, Naven, Ben Dani Chambers - Molly Bryn Apprill - Phoenica Elsie Lovelock - The Wolf Oz "Siv" Ryan - Trixie Kyle Igneczi - G̶i̶o̶v̶a̶n̶n̶i̶ P̶o̶t̶a̶g̶e̶ Vincent Murder Caleb Yen - Flamethrower, Crusher Meg McClain - Spike Cyrus Rodas - Dark Star Wyatt Baker - Car Crash Keith Silverstein - Graham Tiana Comacho - Lorelai Scott Frerichs - The Valet Sarah Wiedenheft - The Chauffeur Ray Chase - Rick Shades Zach Maher - Sylvie Jay Preston - Marty
Music by PLASTERBRAIN SFX by Kennedy Phillips Engineering and Timing by Wyatt Baker and Brendan BlaberEpithet Erased - Deadline (Official Video)JelloApocalypse2024-04-25 | Now available on Spotify and everywhere else music is streamed: lnk.to/deadlineEpithet
WAKE UP! You've got a new video to watch today! This is the official lyric video for the extended version of the "Epithet Erased" theme song, "Deadline". The extended version of this song was funded by our generous backers on Kickstarter.
WAKE UP! You’ve got a lot to do today Feel proud and wipe your eyes, ‘cause hey! Stifle the yawn, stayed up ‘til dawn Let’s see what you been workin’ on...
IT’S GONE! Keep in mind the deadline Is closing in Your byline, the headline They’re in the bin
Uncompleted All deleted
WHAT’S GOING ON? You have to crunch and work ‘til dawn ‘til you die! Cut out the corners, cross the Ts and dot the Is! Whip out the white-out but keep it in good taste Just so that no one will Ever know it’s defaced Epithet Erased!
ALL RIGHT! Group project work may bury you Maybe your team can carry you? Send ‘em a text, you’re feelin' vexed Ask your partners what you should do next
AW HECK! The group chat: Unread. Well that’s no good. They tell you “Well, we thought you would!” “At a party” “Never started”
WHAT’S GOING ON? You always crunch and work ‘til dawn ‘til you die! And then these lazy louses leave you out to dry To them, expendable, you’re just a good grade They took exhaustion And they replaced it with rage Go to your happy place…
New project now: It’s your revenge Obsessed with thoughts of offing them But no— Why settle for sealing those snakes in a hearse When you could do something that’s so much worse?
(Quiet and conspiratorial) Slap their wrists and Break the system
LET’S GET IT DONE! Email the supervisor, get ‘em expelled They act like devils, well it’s time to give ‘em hell! Leak the receipts, and then you tank GPAs If you go out then you’ll go In a glorious blaze! Epithet Erased!So, Youre Stuck in a Time Loop!JelloApocalypse2024-04-05 | "In Stars and Time" is a really good video game and I think you should play it.
We did a full play-through of this on my second channel, Jello Plays Games. You can watch that here: youtube.com/watch?v=LYbl_7hITzw
"YOU'RE CRINGE" and "Odile With the Jays" by SavvyEpithet Erased Figurines!JelloApocalypse2024-01-20 | Get your figures below! And we're planning to release more of these with each book, so be sure to grab these if you want to collect them all! :)
Patrons and Kickstarter backers get a special code for a discount.
If you're interested in getting the book be aware that retailers currently say it's a "pre-order". It's not a pre-order. As far as I know, the book can be purchased and ship within a week in most cases for US orders. The listings are inaccurate.
For international purchases, please check the other retailers. Unfortunately shipping from my publisher is pretty darned expensive right now. Hopefully it'll be cheaper if purchased through Amazon or a similar service.
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CAST (In Order of Spoken Appearance)
Giovanni - Kyle Igneczi Molly - Dani Chambers Narrator - Tom Laflin Percy - Sandra Espinoza Ramsey - William T. Sopp
Character animation by Ericsson SamboThe Website Said it Was in Stock!JelloApocalypse2024-01-09 | Lorelai is sick of these people.
An #epitheterased short! Artwork by Luveygold, original audio by Scott Seiss.Are You Ready To Buy?JelloApocalypse2023-11-10 | The world's scariest realtor tries to sell a lovely couple some of the worst houses on earth for the price of a small country. Six million dollars for a broken dream. Six hundred thousand for a pile of mold. Are you ready to buy?
An #epitheterased short! Artwork by Luveygold, original audio by Scott Seiss.Epithet Erased - Bubblegum RenegadeJelloApocalypse2023-10-13 | The year is 1952. Three kids sit outside the malt shop and warn a classmate of the dreaded "Bubblegum Renegade," the nastiest ankle-biter on the playground.
STARRING Bryn Apprill as Phoenica Lindsay Sheppard as Stonk Marissa Lenti as Stink Dani Chambers as Molly Oz Ryan as the Bubblegum Renegade
Lyrics by Brendan Blaber Composition + Mix - HvnterBvss Music Direction by Dawn M. Bennett
===LYRICS===
(FEENIE) Did you guys want to hit up the playground after school?
(STINK) Can’t go to that playground, kid. That’s Renegade territory.
(STONK) You don’t mess with the Renegade!
(FEENIE) “Renegade?”
(MOLLY) You don’t know about the Bubblegum Renegade?
(STINK) Tch. Then I guess we’ll just have to tell you.
VERSE 1:
(STINK) Card in the spokes and shoulder spikes
(STONK) Tearin' up the town on a tricked-out trike
(MOLLY) Safety wheels off: They’re a dang’rous breed!
(STINK) Don’t use a bandage when they scrape their knees.
(STINK / STONK / MOLLY) Stays after class. Tagging in chalk.
(STONK) Heard that on a double dare... they ate a rock!
(STINK / STONK / MOLLY) Getting in fights. Cutting in line.
(FEENIE) Bet they've been to juvie like a dozen times!
(ALL) You don’t mess! Mess! Mess with the Renegade…
(MOLLY) Oh no!
(ALL) If you do! Then! Look at the mess you’ve made… (Whoa-whoa) Nasty, no-good, naught but trouble Bubblegum Renegade You want stress? Well you’d get less From divin’ on a live grenade!
INTERMISSION 1: MOLLY: Careful darlin’. School just got out. Walkin’ home from the malt shop at this time of day… Never know who you might run into.
FEENIE: Don’t worry! I’ll head straight home!
STINK/STONK: But she didn’t.
VERSE 2:
(ALL) Straight-A student in a poodle skirt Playin’ on the playground when she got hurt Tripped in the park and her lanky limbs Got trapped in the jumble of the jungle gym
Who should appear? Pink leather vest.
(MOLLY) Lolly in the mouth like a cigarette
(ALL) What could she do? No one to help! Baby teenybopper all by herself!
When a hand! Hand! Hand comes reachin’ out… (Whoa yeah!) They will help, help, help help help you out. (Whoa whoa) Nasty, no-good, naught but trouble Bubblegum Renegade Say they’re sour, but turns out they’re Sweeter than lemonade
INTERMISSION 2:
(FEENIE) The Renegade nodded, then turned to go. I asked for a playdate… but they said “No.”
(TRIXIE) Gotta get home by six. Sorry. I wanna. But mom gets worried. And I love my mama.
(FEENIE) They revved up their spokes so they wouldn’t be late. But I’ll never forget you… my Renegade.
(ALL) Nasty, no-good, naught-but-trouble Bubblegum Renegade Helps you out when you’re in trouble Bubblegum… Renegade~!Sky Pirate GirlfriendsJelloApocalypse2023-10-06 | Remember: We are thousands of feet in the air.
An edited-down highlight video of our fully-voiced playthrough of Skies of Arcadia: Legends, one of the best JRPGs ever made. The full playthrough can be watched on @JelloPlaysVideoGames
Special thanks to AresArcadia and TheRealNoseguy for fantastic access to hundreds of models and info that made editing this SO much easier. Thanks to Tactoe for help editing in-game textures.The WORST LemonadesJelloApocalypse2023-07-14 | On a quest to try every lemonade in the world, one man discovers that if a lemonade is hard to find in stores, there's usually a reason for that. And the reason is "it's probably terrible".
Other songs from Kevin MacLeod that I can't fit in the description because attributing them all correctly requires copy-pasting the same lines multiple times and it goes over YouTube's 5000 character limit for descriptions:
The Show Must Be Go Open Those Bright Eyes Honey Bee Beach Party Laconic Granny Life of Riley Nouvelle Noel Carefree Monkeys Spinning Monkeys Stealth Groover Quirky Dog Fretless Heart of Nowhere Tea Roots Funkorama Onion Capers Modern Jazz Samba Ishikari Lore Fiddles McGinty Sneaky Snitch Danse of Questionable Tuning Funin and Sunin The Secret of Tiki Island SCP-x2x Deuces Two Together Porch Swing Days Slower Brightly Fancy Bushwick Tarantella Acid Trumpet Leapord Print Glitter Blast Groove GrooveTRAPPED (in a Bad Flash Game)JelloApocalypse2023-04-28 | This video feels heavier than a normal video...
This is an edited down version of a livestream where Jay and I play "Trapped", "Pursuit", "Escape", and "Vorago", by Godlimations. You can watch it in full on our second channel, JELLO PLAYS GAMES: youtube.com/watch?v=YGz_6ZE3cuw
This is what my boyfriend and I did for our anniversary, lol.
Vocals - Dawn M. Bennett Lyrics - Brendan Blaber Music - PLASTERBRAIN Mix - HvnterBvss Art - Oz Ryan
=== LYRICS === At the stroke of sundown There's a shadow in the wood Not sure what she's up to But you know it ain't no good
She's a demon, she's a devil, She's a rough-and-tumble rebel Yeah, she's far beyond your level and She's watching you...
Oooh, ooooh...
In the gloamy orange light You won't live to see the night
In the woods you hear a whisper Could it be the Phantom Drifter? There's a chance you went n' missed her Just don't turn around... In a flash she's there behind you Out of sight and out of mind And now no one will ever find you Buried six feet down...
Staring at the sundown A green flash of memory In the lambent light I spy My ma, my pa, and me
We were diggin’ for a dino ‘Neath a sunny morning sky, though Lookin’ back now only I know What it’s gonna be…
Oooh, ooooh...
They unearthed that golden box From the dirt and bone and rock And the Banzais came a-crawlin’ What they did then was appalling’ Golden hunger ever-callin’ Needing to be fed And those yellow-bellied cowards Saw that ma ‘n pa were showered With a lead rain and the flowers Were a blooming red
-- (whistle break) --
Summers full of sundowns Winters flew by like the leaves Little girl grew up alone And learned to shoot the breeze
Moved from drillin’ on to killin’ Made her livin’ as a villain Heart is broke, but body willin’ And the gun’s for hire Someone said “Your gun’s misguided” Had a fight that was one-sided Eye-to-eye they both Kaleid-ed Came down to the wire…
She’s a demon… she’s a devil… Finally someone on her level Found a base to match her treble Now she comprehends
And the dawn, she starts to brighten Finally knows why she is fightin’ On her own she was a titan Now she’s among friends…
This is second episode of "Anime Campaign", the TTRPG series that "Epithet Erased" is very loosely based on.
Originally streamed on Twitch.tv/SurpriseRoundRPG about 7-8 years ago, "Anime Campaign" was a series of loosely-connected episodic adventures with rotating party members and players. Each episode is loosely based on a different genre. I think this episode "Monkey Toy Audience", is loosely supposed to be "the baseball episode"? This stream (along with elements of later episodes) was eventually adapted into "Prison of Plastic".
Each episode will be reuploaded here with our best attempt at sound balancing and light editing once each respective episode has been adapted into Epithet Erased. For example, EP2 is currently being cut down and edited because that was the source material for "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic". It should be up within the month.
This series was taken offline to prevent new fans from spoiling themselves on future installments of Epithet Erased. In particular, Episode 4 contains massive spoilers that will severely impact the reader's enjoyment of later "Epithet" books where the focus of the book IS the spoiler in question.
We respectfully ask that if you love this series, please do not spread the original copies of the episode so that new fans can avoid them. Thank you so much!
In the meantime, you can support the original team by watching the thousands and thousands of hours of new content that these wonderful players have created in the years since the original broadcast. Check them out on Twitch:
Surprise Round - twitch.tv/surpriseroundrpgAnime Campaign EP1 - (Official Upload)JelloApocalypse2023-01-17 | This is first episode of "Anime Campaign", the TTRPG series that "Epithet Erased" is very loosely based on.
Originally streamed on Twitch.tv/SurpriseRoundRPG about 7-8 years ago, "Anime Campaign" was a series of loosely-connected episodic adventures with rotating party members and players. Each episode is loosely based on a different genre. The first episode, "Bliss Ocean Curiosities", is a western. This stream (along with elements of later episodes) was eventually adapted into episodes 5-7 in "Epithet Erased".
Each episode will be reuploaded here with our best attempt at sound balancing and light editing once each respective episode has been adapted into Epithet Erased. For example, EP2 is currently being cut down and edited because that was the source material for "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic". It should be up within the month.
This series was taken offline to prevent new fans from spoiling themselves on future installments of Epithet Erased. In particular, Episode 4 contains massive spoilers that will severely impact the reader's enjoyment of later "Epithet" books where the focus of the book IS the spoiler in question.
We respectfully ask that if you love this series, please do not spread the original copies of the episode so that new fans can avoid them. Thank you so much!
In the meantime, you can support the original team by watching the thousands and thousands of hours of new content that these wonderful players have created in the years since the original broadcast. Check them out on Twitch:
Hello, all! This is our Launch Stream to celebrate the release of EPITHET ERASED - PRISON OF PLASTIC! We've got cast and crew members here for Q&A, artists for drawing, live character design reveals, and friends for games.
Hello, all! This is our Launch Stream to celebrate the release of EPITHET ERASED - PRISON OF PLASTIC! We've got cast and crew members here for Q&A, artists for drawing, live character design reveals, and friends for games.
This stream will be going aaaaall day with dozens of guests popping in and out. Be sure to swing by and say hi before you pick up your copy of EPITHET ERASED - PRISON OF PLASTIC, available now!Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic [ORIGINAL TRAILER]JelloApocalypse2022-12-09 | GET THE AUDIOBOOK: soundbooththeater.com/shop/audiobooks/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic
Animation by Ky Bullock and Powerhouse Studios Compositing by Gordon Williams
NOTE: Due to print quality issues, the hard copy originally intended to be released via IngramSpark will be delayed indefinitely. A professionally published and printed version will be releasing later in 2023. In the meantime, the audiobook, eBook, and digital PDF are available, both of which have previews on Patreon.More Epithet Erased TOMORROW! #shortsJelloApocalypse2022-12-08 | Naven and Rick are here to remind you that the new Epithet book releases TOMORROW on Ingram Spark with the accompanying audiobook on Soundbooth Theater!
Listen to the first 30 minutes FREE: patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603More Epithet Erased in 2 DAYS! #shortsJelloApocalypse2022-12-07 | It's the other members of Molly's family, AKA "the antagonists of the new book!". Learn more about them by picking up your copy of #EpithetErased Prison of Plastic, releasing December 9th.
Listen to the first 30 minutes RIGHT NOW! patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603More Epithet Erased in 3 Days! #shortsJelloApocalypse2022-12-06 | Meet Phoenica and Trixie, Molly's best friends who travel alongside her in our new book, Prison of Plastic, releasing December 9th.
Listen to the first 30 minutes RIGHT NOW! patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603More Epithet Erased in 4 Days! #shortsJelloApocalypse2022-12-05 | Molly and Giovanni's eyecatch cards for Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic, the new book releasing on December 9th. #shorts
Listen to the first 30 minutes here, absolutely free! patreon.com/posts/prison-of-neo-75522603Epithet Erased SEQUEL - Out Next Week!JelloApocalypse2022-12-04 | The follow-up to Epithet Erased, "Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic" is out NEXT WEEK on DECEMBER 9TH
To celebrate, we're doing a live stream with the cast and crew to promote the new release! Two of them, actually. The first will be a smaller promotional stream, then a big one on Launch Day proper.
For this first stream the book's illustrator and I will be drawing stuff, talking about Prison of Plastic, plans for more Epithet work, answering questions, looking at fanart, and maybe even designing a character or two on stream! Hope to see you there!The Little Man - (COMIC DUB)JelloApocalypse2022-11-18 | Original comic by Rob Gilliam - robbiegeez.tumblr.com/post/149610809224/alien-comic
And a huge thank you to everyone else who submitted designs for the "Great at Crime" contest! There were so many great options and I wish I could've shown off even more of them in the video. Be sure to check out the artists!
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VOCALS - OR3O BACKUP VOCALS - Cassie Ewulu, Emily Fajardo, Brendan Blaber INSTRUMENTAL - The Musical Ghost MIXING - Altr Audio (Alterclad) (twitter.com/altraudioworks) ARTWORK - Jacob Henry (twitter.com/juno99yk) LYRICS + VIDEO - Brendan Blaber BANZAI VOICES - Caleb Yen, Meg McClain, Cassie Ewulu, Emily Fajardo, Ry McKeandEpithet Erased - Molly Hoodies!JelloApocalypse2022-09-20 | GET YOURS NOW - http://epitheterased.hellojuniper.com
Available for a limited time only! Shipping shoooould be almost free for people in the US.
VOICES GIOVANNI - Kyle Igneczi MOLLY - Dani Chambers
Just a small thing in between much lager projects.Epithet Erased - Ramsey and Phoenica Dolls!JelloApocalypse2022-08-12 | DOLLS ARE ON SALE FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS! You can get 15% OFF by using the code GOLD15 at checkout!
Buying both dolls together gives a 10% discount, using the code adds another 5% :)
--- CAST + CREW Ramsey - William T. Sopp Phoenica - Bryn Apprill Announcer/Silhouette Man - Gianni Matragrano
Written by Brendan Blaber Shot and Edited by Paul Stafford (instagram.com/staff_1989)Making a Sound Type in PokémonJelloApocalypse2022-07-23 | We did this unprompted on stream at 3am, can you tell?
Never wanna rest When there’s a bounty on my desk Find that my ‘tention gets a-wrested by that Poster in my mind I got a fugitive to find Bearin’ my canines, knowin’ that later I Will have won The countdown The countdown Has begun
VERSE 1: Tracin’ blood through the mud, I can smell his fear Wounded prey ain’t hard to track “Life was hard behind bars,” said the shakin’ deer “And I ain’t goin’ back!” Tossed a pistol, made it crystal clear what’s next: Ten paces or the iron cuffs Your last chance to dance is layin’ at your feet All you have to do is pick it up! Ha!
CHORUS: Time’s in my control You won’t see the light of day So show me what you got Take your best shot Fire away
BRIDGE 1: Seems the next to hang’s Gonna be an entire gang This event will end with a bang like dy-na- Might’ve had a chance But I made physics look askance Big iron romance, they’n I go an’ dance Five to one They go down They go down Like the sun
VERSE 2: Chase you down like the sound of a sizzling spark On a trail of TNT Got your pals, all corralled, just for a lark No one left but you ‘n me And the tick-tock of my flintlock’s hangfire Lights your lifespan like that powder trail Had a little fun, thought you thought that you could run from me… Gonna tell you, looks like you failed Aw…
CHORUS: Time’s in my control And you know what people say So show me what you got Take your best shot Fire away
BRIDGE 2: Time to make amends I got a client wants revenge Jailbird had killed his former friend and the law Let the bird fly free Black-hearted murder up a tree So he comes to me cause I’m reputedly Number one By sundown By sundown I’ll be done
VERSE 3: There’s a notch on her watch for each man she’s killed I think it’s cute she still has room She’s the cock of the walk at her prison guild Chick’s about to meet her doom Gotta hand it to the bandit she can crow real loud But every swan has a final song Might be a canary fairly soon I fear ‘Cause her lifespan ain’t lookin’ long! Hah~!
VERSE 1: How do you balance the irons in the fire When you keep gettin’ burned and you live with a liar? Only a minor but the problem’s Ursa Major You mend what’s broke but you can’t fix bad behavior
Terrified that you’re bein' inefficient While you’re spinning your plates and washing’ the dishes Friends all say that you need to take a break before you’re broken But you’re terrified because in your eyes you know you need to go and-—
File your taxes Breaking your back and Wishing for freedom Life's inelastic, Prison of Plastic? You’ve gotta make it so You can just say no~oo
If you set yourself on fire The world will leave you tired So why don’t you just let it burn?
Say “Aw, heck it!” Go on ‘n wreck it!
Let them find another warmer The world is in your corner It’s up to you to make it turn Just say “No!”
VERSE 2: What’s life like when you grant your own wishes? Sorbet sky full a’ honey and kisses! Baking? Self reflection? So exhausting! Take those imperfections and coat them in frosting!
Craft your life, give it all you can give it And pray for the day that you might be forgiven The actors laugh on your behalf because you can control them But to get a hug from the ones you love, you would need to console them--
All too much trouble Stay in your bubble Leave it to others! It’s a bad habit Make like a rabbit: Bounce and then make it so She can’t say no~oo
You can fix it all with magic The sticks and stones, the tragic, You’ll never reap what you have sown!
Be a hag and… Slay your dragon!
If you bring your little sister Admit how much you missed her Then maybe you won’t be alone...
Make it so!
BRIDGE: Innocent playing Turned to dismaying The dead of midnight Princess of Plastic You were the matchstick But how could you have known? Oh no…
No no NO no no no no, NO no no no no NO no no no NO no no!
VERSE 3: Life’s inelastic? Prison of Plastic Wishing for freedom! (Yeah!)
Just say no! You’re in contro~oll! Please remember you’re related Your hearts are filled with hatred That doesn’t have to be the case
Cure your trauma! Come to mama!
You won’t ever get that normal But if you act sororal Then maybe you could have a taste Epithet Erased!So This is Basically Genshin ImpactJelloApocalypse2022-05-13 | This video took us so long to make because it took 90 wishes before we hit pity and pulled it. Oops.
Illustrator - Siv Ryan Storyboards - Brendan Blaber Music - PlasterbrainEpithet Erased - That Beautiful Sound | [Beetlejuice Cover]JelloApocalypse2022-04-15 | Download the song by supporting us on Patreon! patreon.com/posts/epithet-erased-64729094
Original song from the musical Beetlejuice, written by Eddie Perfect.
LYRICS:
GIOVANNI: Do you hear that sound? (Sylvie screams)
MOLLY: That beautiful sound? (Sylvie screams)
GIOVANNI: That is the sound of clean white shorts turning brown! Torture and pain (SYLVIE: Hey! Hey, hang on!) Breaking a brain (SYLVIE: I’m not a little pee pee boy!) A sound that says "I will never sleep well again!"
(Sylvie screams-- Molly mutes him)
MOLLY: To silence a scream… It's music to me! Cathartic enough to stand in for therapy!
GIOVANNI: Trauma and fear, it sings in my ear
BOTH: Ain't it the sweetest noise around That beautiful sound?
GIOVANNI (Spoken): Ooh! Someone's at the door
MOLLY (Spoken): You wanna scare ‘em this time?
GIOVANNI: More than anything!
MOLLY: Okay, good luck Boss!
GIOVANNI: Thanks, Bear Trap!
NAVEN: Hello, I'm with the Sweet Jazz census bureau, do you have time for a few--
GIOVANNI: (Weird tongue flailing noise)
NAVEN: Uh. I--
GIOVANNI: (Again, but louder)
NAVEN: Uh. Okay. I’ll come back later then. (Door closes)
GIOVANNI: Aw MAN. He wasn’t freaked out. Just weirded out.
MOLLY: You’ll get ‘em next time, Boss.
GIOVANNI (Sung): Panic and stress!
MOLLY (Sung): Panic and stress!
GIOVANNI: Oh ain't it the best?
MOLLY: Is it the best?
GIOVANNI: The sound of heart
MOLLY: Heart
BOTH: Exploding inside a chest
MOLLY: Well buddy, you tried!
GIOVANNI: We're ruining lives
BOTH: Ain't it the sweetest noise in town That beautiful sound?
GIOVANNI (Spoken): Hey! You know what would make this even more awesome?
MOLLY: What?
GIOVANNI: My boys!
(Sung) All we wanna do is hear that sound All we wanna do is hear that sound
Boys~!
GIOVANNI + CAR CRASH + DARK STAR: All we wanna do is hear that sound All we wanna do is hear that sound
+ BEN All we wanna do is hear that sound All we wanna do is hear that sound
All we wanna do is hear that sound All we wanna do is hear that sound
GIOVANNI (Spoken): Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door, alright (Banzai Blasters snicker in the background) This time I’ll get ‘em for sure! Hehehe! (Gio shushes the whispering)
ZORA: Got a bounty for a “Vincent Murder?”
MOLLY: You just need to know what people are scared of. Watch. OooOOooO!
ZORA: AGH! Soap! MY WEAKNESS!!!
(Giovanni screams, Molly laughs, Zora runs away in fear)
(Doorbell)
GIOVANNI: Oh, I get it! Okay, okay, shh!
MERA: Hey. Stringbean. Where’s that kid?
GIOVANNI: Oh. It’s this lady.
MOLLY: I hear she’s scared of ducks.
MERA: Wh-- No! N-no I’m not!
GIOVANNI: Oh yeah? QUACK QUACK QUACK
MERA: Agh!!!
MOLLY: Ha-ha!
(ding-dong!)
GIOVANNI: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house…
MOLLY: Shh, shh!
GIOVANNI: Okay, okay lights!
MARTIN: Hello? Is Molly there? Have you seen my kid? She’s s’posed to be workin’! Huh. I can’t see anything--
GIOVANNI: OOGA BOOGA!!!
MARTIN: AAAAAH!!!
GIOVANNI: Yeah, that’s right! Get outta here! Or I’ll give you responsibilities!
MARTIN: Nooooo!!!
GIOVANNI (ENSEMBLE): Yes I hear that sound! (Yes, we do, it's beautiful)
MOLLY (ENSEMBLE): That beautiful sound (Yes, we do, it's beautiful)
MOLLY: A sound that means No more condescending adults Hangin' around!
GIOVANNI: Every groan
MOLLY + GIOVANNI:: Each wail and each moan~! Adds up to: Dad is leavin'
MOLLY: Me the hell alone!
MOLLY (GIOVANNI + ENSEMBLE):
Hey, little bear! (That’s our little bear girl) Life’s finally fair! (Life’s finally fair girl) I was inaudible (She was inaudible)
ALL: But now I can swear!
MOLLY: A round of applause! Because I know
ALL: All of you care! Ain't it the Sweetest noise around That beautiful sound? That sound That sound That sound!
That beautiful sound That beautiful sound That beautiful sound That beautiful sound!Pokémon Colosseum - Dogs in LoveJelloApocalypse2022-02-04 | We stream games most Mondays! Watch here @JelloPlaysVideoGames
The week before my birthday I bought literally every lemonade I could find. Then, I drank and rated all of them to find out which lemonade is the best and which one was the worst. I was worried that this stream might be boring because the lemonades might all taste the same. I was terribly, terribly wrong.
One week after the events in the Sweet Jazz Museum, Molly Blyndeff tries to take some well-deserved time off at seashore with her friends. Her vacation is interrupted when the girls stumble on the freshly-beached body of Rick Shades, a bizarre "wizard" from the depths of the ocean.
The trio of girls bring Rick back to Molly's toy store in order to help him recover, but things quickly take a turn for the worse when Molly's older sister Lorelai gets involved. Her epithet, ☆Augment☆, gives her the power to create augmented realities, fantasy worlds that she refers to as "dream bubbles". Lorelai throws everyone into the store into one of her dream worlds and suddenly Molly's day off turns into an epic quest to escape Lorelai's world and rescue her friends from her sister's clutches.
Prison of Plastic is the story of two sisters living in a broken home struggling with their magical powers, themselves, and each other.
CAST: Molly - Dani Chambers Phoenica - Bryn Apprill Trixie - Siv Ryan Rick - Ray Chase Narrator - Brendan BlaberEpithet Erased - Prison of Plastic [Kickstarter Announcement!]JelloApocalypse2021-11-26 | Do you want a Giovanni villain song? A new fully-animated episode? SUPPORT THE KICKSTARTER! kickstarter.com/projects/epithet-erased-pop/epithet-erased-prison-of-plastic
One week after the events in the Sweet Jazz Museum, Molly Blyndeff tries to take some well-deserved time off at seashore with her friends. Her vacation is interrupted when the girls stumble on the freshly-beached body of Rick Shades, a bizarre "wizard" from the depths of the ocean.
The trio of girls bring Rick back to Molly's toy store in order to help him recover, but things quickly take a turn for the worse when Molly's older sister Lorelai gets involved. Her epithet, ☆Augment☆, gives her the power to create augmented realities, fantasy worlds that she refers to as "dream bubbles". Lorelai throws everyone into the store into one of her dream worlds and suddenly Molly's day off turns into an epic quest to escape Lorelai's world and rescue her friends from her sister's clutches.
Prison of Plastic is the story of two sisters living in a broken home struggling with their magical powers, themselves, and each other.