The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
Video Game Movies - Why They Always Suck
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0:00 - Intro
1:02 - Nimona
2:07 - Holdovers
4:12 - D&D
5:17 - Poor Things
9:45 - Mando Season 3
12:19 - Kung Fu Panda
14:48 - John Wick
17:46 - TMNT
20:40 - FNAF
24:10 - Creed
26:27 - One Piece Netflix
29:04 - Talk To Me
30:40 - The Killer
31:51 - Godzilla Minus One
36:02 - MCU Power Hour
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0:00 - Intro
2:26 - Batman Begins
13:04 - The Dark Knight
24:56 - The Dark Knight Rises
45:59 - Phantasm
50:58 - Killing Joke
54:57 - Lego Batman
58:42 - The Batman
1:12:21 - A New Challenger
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0:00 - Intro
2:28 - Batman '66
12:42 - Batman '89
22:00 - Batman Returns
36:13 - Batman Forever
48:38 - Batman and Robin
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0:00 - Intro
1:33 - What is Spider-Man Lotus
4:50 - Review
28:16 - Buffy Time
34:24 - Back to Spider-Man
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0:00 - Intro/Ad
2:00 - Oppenheimer
5:55 - Barbie
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0:00 - INTRO
0:42 - M3GAN
2:31 - House of the Dragon
5:53 - Avatar 2
9:23 - Fablemans
14:15 - Banshees of Inisherin
17:16 - Tár
22:28 - Puss in Boots
25:15 - The Menu
27:52 - Glass Onion
30:13 - RRR
31:58 - The Rehearsal
33:10 - X and Pearl
34:46 - Barbarian
36:16 - Andor
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Intro: 0:00
Licorice Pizza: 0:43
Arcane: 3:26
Smiling Friends: 7:39
Hawkeye: 10:35
The Mandalorian Season 2.5: 14:47
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Intro: 0:00
X-Men Origins: 0:40
The Wolverine: 11:31
Logan: 16:48
Deadpool 1/2: 23:37
New Mutants: 30:54
Final ranking: 36:34
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Intro: 0:00
Ad: 2:03
X-Men 1: 3:27
X2: 13:00
X-Men 3: 18:10
First Class: 27:30
Days of Future Past: 34:05
Apocalypse: 40:03
Dark Phoenix: 48:14
Outro: 56:20