HEY LOOK IT’S BARBIE! N4RJoM 2023-08-02 | I’m a Barbie girl type stream. Was being cute and such. Enjoying life and such with my guuurls. Then boom. Hiya Barbie type beat. Barbie is nicer than you think no cap. She has bad hair days, so what. We all do. I love Barbie! BARBIE! HEHE! HI BARBIE! HEHEHEHE! My name’s Alex.
bruh don’t perform torsion spell N4RJoM 2023-07-27 | Memes and magic. They are dangerous things to intertwine, young grasshopper. While one can be enjoyed as a pass time, the other can shape time itself. Be careful, shadow money Wizards. We must be careful with our actions. The “Torsion” spell should not be performed on even the most vile of our kind. Withhold yourself from performing spells like “Torsion” curse. Happy magicing! SHADOW MONEY WIZARD GANG, OUT!
should’ve used a PS5 controller… N4RJoM 2023-07-15 | Submersibles. You gotta get a controller to steer that thang (common sense). Maybe a Logitech F710? No. Xbox? No sirrey. PS5 controller? Ding ding dingally ding. That Submarine type bad boy craves it. Adaptive triggers, accelerometers, touch pad, Japanese engineering, etc, etc, etc. Your submersible is going places. Down. Very down. Bring a USB-C charger tho. PSA type beat.
Resident Evil: GRIMACE N4RJoM 2023-07-08 | It’s 2024. Memories of Grimace’s last birthday shake still haunts the minds of all it affected. I, alone, have preserved a sample from the previous year’s Grimace shake. In case the person behind the attacks might be around, I took the precaution of driving far away from home. My last mistake. It ain’t lean. It is Grimace’s gift to himself. You. Us. Resident Evil: Grimace type beat.
how to be beautiful N4RJoM 2023-03-15 | You want to look beautiful, huh? Pretty lil guy? Ok. Here. Here. Here. Watch this one. Makeup, glasses, the whole nine feet. Watch this one and BE beautiful. How beautiful? Beautiful. Mhm. Mmmmhm. Watch THIS one. This one watch it. No memes. No meme. None of it. Just beauty.
save me, daddy Leon (RE4 Demo) N4RJoM 2023-03-13 | Resident Evil? Resident who?? Ohhhh Resident Evil 4. I don’t know. I describe in the description, right? I do it here? I describe to you that I played RE4 demo. I describe it here. Boom. Bam. Green eggs and BAM! Like Leon’s side arm. You hear? No. You don’t hear. Gun too loud. Gun BANG! So deff. You deff. Ok big boy OUT!
finally my hands are free 😈 (Nreal AR glasses) N4RJoM 2023-03-11 | Nreal AR glasses are cool. Yeah. I like those glasses. Yeeeep. They are cool. Coolio. Awesome. Sweet. I like them a lot. I love those AR glasses… wait a minute! I’m supposed to tell you that DURING the video. Dang nab it! Now you don’t need to watch my Nreal AR glasses review. This bums me. Hard.
crystal cookin’ just like Mr. White N4RJoM 2023-03-09 | Waltuh. Waltuh. Put your crystals away Waltuh. I’m not buying those for $2.25 right now Waltuh. That’s a glimpse into the epicness of todays video. Me and my Jesse will be cookin up some crystals. It’s my faaaaaavorite. I like breaking bad! Mr. White Waltuh. Waltuh.
whisper me sweet little secrets *blushes* (RE8 PSVR2) N4RJoM 2023-03-07 | Resident Evil 8 VR? Yes. PSVR2? Yes. Do I like it? Yes. So much fun, this one. Jolly good time, fellow. Ello I’m speaking like a British. Anyways. RE8 VR. We doing this let’s play jumpscare funny moments type beat sizzle. Eat up.
is PSVR2 really that yucky? N4RJoM 2023-03-05 | PSVR2 is all this little boy has been pondering about. Time for a review or unboxing or test or whatever man. “YUCKY!”, yells the haters. “EWWWW!”, spouts the dinguses. Is it true? The Mura, screen door effect, clarity, etc. Is PSVR2 all yucky and no yay? Hm. Well, here I am. Ready to tell you for reals. No more crying, ok? Ok. Ok, good. Good boy. Smile. Smile and listen through your tears. Here. We. Go.
Took me 10 seconds to lose 200 pounds N4RJoM 2022-11-20 | Weight loss programs? Ew. Diets? Ew. Honey, give me some gasoline and an old hose and I’ll put that fat right back. I’ll show you my simple trick to lose all the weight in the amount of time you can say “AHHHHHHHHHHHGHHH AAAAAAGHHHHHH LORD HELP MEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH”, guaranteed. Dab me up, son. Hehe! Hehe! Hehe!
amogus in real life N4RJoM 2022-11-12 | Real. This is. Reeeeal. Among us is in real life today. Rip woman. Love her but gotta do it for the vine yanowatamsayin? Amogus real life is done now video gamers. Among us vr is fantastic so here. Here. Here. Rambling. Here.
The Lord of the Chubs N4RJoM 2022-10-28 | The Lord of the Chubs is upon us. The true ring to rule them all. Rings of power? More like Rings of no Power, right? Yep. That is right. Correcto. This ring is made for those with beautiful flaps of thiccems. Too big for any normal mortal. Behold it’s power. Behold it’s beauty. Behold it’s weight.
Hm? You been cooking a lil toot, dawg? Aight, word, lemme hear… N4RJoM 2022-10-20 | No worries I gotchu man. I’ll give it a whiff. No issues. I’ll advise you on your dietary needs. An expert, I am.
Yoshi Voice Reveal (Mario Movie) N4RJoM 2022-10-18 | Mario movie gonna smack. Mr Chris Pratt totally nailed his role as Mr Mario in the Mario Movie. Real. It turns out I am the voice for Yoshi and I’m going to smack too. According to Mr Musk that is. So smackin. So cool. In theaters dec 7 fr
It not only my berfday N4RJoM 2022-10-16 | Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to baby. Happy birthday to meeeeeeee (and baby). Toot toot!
the Wise Mystical Tree won’t grant my wish N4RJoM 2022-10-12 | The Mystical Tree!! Gasp! *Falls on the floor breathing heavily. *Reaches for water and hand falls. *Passes out. Incredible. Look at that. Incredible. Just incredible. The mystical tree? Incredible. Just grand. He grants my big boy wish. What is it? *falls on the floor crying. It incredible. Ok description done.
does this man like cod zombies? hm?? N4RJoM 2022-10-09 | Zombies. Cod (call of duty) cod (call a duty) cod (calalal dooty) is a dum game. Alex don’t like it man. Look at his hips, they don’t lie. He does like the zombies part of call of duty. Zombies are fun, hun. Funnnnnnn hun. Fun run for the cure. Hahahaha random description. Random is funny, no? What??? No??? Potato! Hehehehehehehheheheehe. Watch the video man
Avatar 2 be looking spicy N4RJoM 2022-10-02 | A portal, you say? A portal to where, mayhaps? Anywhere buddy boo boo bear. Anywhere. Jump in and whoosh boom bang! Enjoy it. Avatar 2 for today tho. We gon eat.
Big Boy on Bonelab, Baby. N4RJoM 2022-09-30 | Time for real video gaming video. Bonelab let’s play, baby. Bonelab play let’s. We all know the big guy likes VR. Here he goes. Vroooooom.
Gaguuk gonna get you N4RJoM 2022-09-28 | Gaguuk is over there. Gaguuk right there. Gaguuk gon smell you. Gaguuk gon eat u.
I’m Sorry, Boy (God of War Ragnarok) N4RJoM 2022-09-26 | God of War Ragnarok is behind the corner. “Wow” you say “how did it get such good reviews”? Good question buddy boy. Well, as you will and can see, God of War Ragnarok received it’s high praise due to it’s influences and utilized tactics on one VERY famous, VERRRY epic show. Just incredible. Just magical. Isn’t it? Hm? No? Well you’re dingus. God of War Ragnarok gameplay is totally epic and cool because it did it. F’real man. F’real.
Yoda Doesn’t Approve (grown man plays with legos) N4RJoM 2022-09-24 | Lego stop motion is dope. Isn’t it dope? Tell me. Say: Alex this is dope. Lego star stop motion is dope. Prove me wrong. Jk jk jk don’t you can’t. Stop motion=dope. You can’t make me put down my Legos. They’re tax write offs now. Fr
Yet Another Huge GTA 6 Leak Just Dropped N4RJoM 2022-09-22 | A giant brand new leak for GTA 6 falls from the sky. Uh oh. Lots to see in this particular leak. Time to dig in and see what we can make out of it. Maybe a soup. I don’t know… it’s huge. Probably going to throw it out tbh. Way too much GTA 6 leek. Oh! Leek. Agh I mistyped. Just… just replace all “leaks” with “leek” in ur mind I can’t be bothered to change it rn boutta eat. Thanks brotha
iPhone 14 Crash Detection Test N4RJoM 2022-09-15 | iPhone 14 is an excellent device with many, many, many, many new features compared to the old, useless, petty iPhone 13. One of these excellent, innovative, shiny new features is “Crash Detection”. Essentially, when you find yourself in a car crash, iPhone 14 will use this new software locked feature to detect when a crash has occurred and will alert help. Does it live up to Apple’s words? Let’s find out!
Doctor Strange and The Brain Damage of Brain Damage N4RJoM 2022-09-14 | I have have a seeezure while I sittin next to you
uh oh. he watched anime. N4RJoM 2022-09-11 | I love anime. Anime is the stuuuufff kid. I like it. I like it. I like it. Arigato! I like it. Meme.
look I can be She-Hulk (but better) N4RJoM 2022-09-09 | She-Hulk. No. No She Hulk. Only Alex. Alex Hulk. He-Hulk is allowed. I will allow it. She hulk bust it down? No, I do. Like tateeanah
shot an axe at myself for the ultimate VR immersion N4RJoM 2022-05-10 | VR? Pfffffffffffffffffffft. So boring. Let’s spice it up, ey?
being Moon Knight sucks N4RJoM 2022-05-08 | It is I, Moon Knight. Knight of the moon? Yes. It’s me! Moooooon kniiight. BOO!!! Hehe. Me. Me me me!!! Meme.
The CHUB WARS: Episode I N4RJoM 2021-10-08 | I like Star Wars. I like Star Wars. I like Star Wars. I like Star Wars. I like Star Wars. I like Star Wars.
how to fly N4RJoM 2021-10-02 | I lied last video. I can fly. The hammer just weighed me down, son. Here’s an in-depth tutorial on how to fly. I tried my bestest so please show your support guys. Like if you want to learn how to summon a fros that can speak like Morgan Freeman and look like Jim Carrey.
too fat to fly N4RJoM 2021-10-01 | I wield the hammer. This means I am worthy. Though I might have dipped on the foos for quite a bit, it seems I am still worthy. This means more content must come, as I am worthy to do so. I don’t care what you think. I am worthy. More is to come. BRRRA BRRRA BRRRRA WORTHY BIG MAHN IN DA HOUUUUUUSE BIIIG W
look. look it. look how long she is. whew. | Minecraft Survival EP 8 N4RJoM 2021-04-17 | Minecraft. *gives it a sniff*. Lol smells like nostalgia. That’s what I said when I edited this. Literally bro. Also dude this was FILMED a year ago wow. That’s a whole year. Edited a year later. That’s so cool man. MVP Carrot is the boss. And that’s it. Bye bye now qts. Bye.
shoved THIS pipe up 1,000,000 Zombies, broski (Death Horizon) N4RJoM 2021-04-03 | Zombie slaying today homiebruhs. You like zombie video games? Bam. Eat it up bro and enjoy it bro. Np bro. Death Horizon: Reloaded is what this B called. It a W bye.
how i saved the Suez Canal N4RJoM 2021-03-29 | Suez Canal in danger broski. Alex is here. So that means never fear, homes. I gotchu and I love you bro. I will save Suez Canal Ever Given ship AND Economy. Welcome man.
T H Y T H I C C E S T W I N S (In Death: Unchained PART 2) N4RJoM 2021-03-27 | In death unchained homies. Part 2 as a matter of the facts. We continue. Kinda. Sorta. Eh. Maybe. It’s eh. I love vr tho and gaming so. This game dope still. Muah. Very meh video. THANKS!
microscopic SUS?!?!? (gamers ONLY, kiddo) N4RJoM 2021-03-19 | Video gaming is cool. But so is science, amogus sus man. Watch this drive, sus.my boy on that beat: instagram.com/paradooxx?igshid=1vxctcyrfur3n
finally happy (updateee) N4RJoM 2021-03-17 | Happy happy happyph4tman youtube.com/channel/UCd02OkkAu_3kPqmI1aptkiAtweet tweet twitter.com/n4rjom
MINING IN THE 90s N4RJoM 2021-03-15 | Woah broski! A blast from the past! Minecraft never looked so gnarly and old school, home slice! Let’s sweep by the shore a catch a wave a and fish, man. Pound it, my dude. Minecraft dope, manski. Peace, brah. Minecraft for life, yo.
gotta cure for y’all N4RJoM 2021-03-13 | No more. It ends here. And now. With me. Put up ur gloves foo. No not u. I’m talking to HIM. Behind u boo boo. Ok here we go. End description.
D I E S I N N E R (In Death: Unchained PART 1) N4RJoM 2021-03-13 | Dis game fire doe. In Death: Unchained? Bro it dope on Oculus Quest. It called that and it’s just plainly epic bro manski. That is so cool that it run alone on oculus quest man. Heheh I’m shy what I say? In death unchained bro lol. This why channel going bye bye lol? Description sequence ended.
death to AdventureGamingHQ N4RJoM 2021-03-07 | Still gonna make Minecraft content sometimes no fret ok? Love you muah
how to RETURN TO MONKE (Gorilla Tag) N4RJoM 2021-03-06 | Gorilla tag y’all’s. Oo oo aah aah, ya know? Slam chest and scream, ya know? Fling the brown and chill in the green, you know? Babaouille, you know? Gorilla Tag, ya know? I like VR games ya know? Gorilla tag is dope, ya know? Videos take me too long, ya know?
must destroy them all (Population: One) N4RJoM 2021-02-26 | 30+ hours of editing to show off my epic VR gaming skills in Population One, babaeeey. I am an animal. A monster, if you will. No thanks to Keesha or my useless dumb idiot 3rd, we gettin Ws. All day. Population One is my video game now fool. Banana swallow speed runs for days son. God. Sit down. Sit down and soak in my greatness. Peasant. Dummy. Feeling small? Good.
stal N4RJoM 2020-05-10 | You sweethearts liked pigstep. Naturally, Stal was next. BOPS pretty hard too. One of the goats, ya? Ya. It is. Yup. It’s a good disc. I danced and then spent an ungodly amount of time tracking shadows for parrots. Was great. It really was. Wow. You better enjoy it.UNEDITED: youtu.be/5I9iDb10qj0
