South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Jew) Speedrun in 1:19:55 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-08 | Alright run, a good amount of timesave still available but decent run. Also fastest (uploaded) time for current patch on any class so that's cool. Route is possibly slower than old wr though, never timed it I just like this route.
South Park Snow Day All Chapters Speedrun 4 Players in 1:05:05 HardcoreCheese5 2024-03-29 | This was done with Ezscape (for his newest video), Qazplm, and ToxicPinHead. First run of this in general for me. We got some good rng (and some not so good rng). Ending time hadn't been decided at the time so I waited until after credits, but it has been decided to end on the victory screen after Hankey. Also I didn't unmute my mic because I kind of forgot I would be uploading this here, my bad.
South Park: Snow Day Chapter 1 (Easy) Speedrun in 12:29 HardcoreCheese5 2024-03-27 | Load remover already exists lol. Fun game but not my kind of speedrun (ignoring the style of the game, there is just too much rng). I'll probably do some ILs like this for a bit though.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Catch Em All Speedrun in 59:11 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-03-17 | I wanted a sub 1 and I got it. Terrible Unplanned Parenthood and Fortress though.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 100% Speedrun in 1:43:08 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-03-11 | Damn this was actually pretty good. Day 1 felt sloppy, however I had just come off of a good Day 1 (what I am comparing against here), so probably wasn't too bad. Everything else feels like it went well. New route this time as well (like actual route, not just changing how some fights are done). Only saves 7 seconds if I mathed correctly, so not a huge factor into this huge PB, but I'll take it. I have no idea what will be next, that sounds like a problem for future me.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:08:08 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-02-25 | This was an ... odd run. Meh day 1 (bad aliens specifically), day 2 was nothing special, but that Fortress was insane. I want to make that zombies room consistent, but that sounds like it requires effort.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Thief) Speedrun in 1:09:04 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-02-25 | It's been a tiny bit since I've played thief (2 years counts as "a tiny bit" right?). Definitely not my favorite class, but nice to get a better time.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Fighter) Speedrun in 1:09:14 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-02-16 | All 4 classes are now sub 1:20 RTA, I'll take it. This route seems to be much better than the previous one I made, I just want to find a way to make the mana work at the end, but maybe its impossible. Run I was comparing to was officially my pb, but it kinda sucked so I beat it again quickly. Thief slowest class confirmed?
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Jew) Speedrun in 1:08:24 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-02-11 | This was meant to be a derust, not a nearly 3 minute pb, wtf happened
South Park: The Stick of Truth 100% RTA PB HardcoreCheese5 2024-02-02 | First 1:58 RTA so I guess I should upload it, even if it misses loadless pb by 4 seconds. I decided to do 100% instead of more 120 Friends because I don't wanna practice Tower of Peace glitch (plus I wanted to see what this new route looked like on 100%. I like it. Also did this run without any notes, which is a first for me so I am very happy about that as well.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 120 Friends Speedrun in 1:33:41 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2024-01-21 | This run is actual garbage, will (hopefully) beat soon. 1:45 RTA maybe?
120 Friends Dragonshout Segment HardcoreCheese5 2024-01-20 | Rerouted this category (again) and am trying to PB. Got this early game, and I do not believe it will be beaten anytime soon. So much RNG had to go in my favor just to get this and I didn't play badly on top of that.
Deep Sea IL (2 Character) HardcoreCheese5 2023-10-29 | New strat, less deep shit. I am happy. Mostly old movement, that can be improved a lot.
Black Ops 3 Iron Dragon Easter Egg Speedrun in 31:12 with Doka HardcoreCheese5 2023-07-17 | For both perspectives, go here: youtube.com/watch?v=9Jexk89P-fo&ab_channel=DokaThis was unlisted until both runs was public. Fun map, alright run.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 120 Friends Speedrun in 1:34:02 HardcoreCheese5 2023-06-28 | Not a bad run (I think, knowing me I will disagree with this in like 10 minutes). Will likely beat this soon though, 1:46 is looking possible, maybe even 1:45 if I can get Tower of Peace more consistent than "maybe idk lul".
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Jew) in 1:02:32 [WR] HardcoreCheese5 2023-06-26 | Overall really solid run. Sub 1:10 RTA may be possible, but I am not willing to grind for it right now. Maybe I will check if other classes make it more realistic, not sure. All I know is that 120 Friends will be next, haven't played that in a while.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Jew) in 1:03:37 HardcoreCheese5 2023-06-19 | Not terrible. Had sloppy parts but overall is fine. Mainly annoyed that the Kenny fight lost 20 seconds to not Kicking the Baby. Also new route, should only save at most 5 seconds, but I like it. 1:10:xx coming soon (I may try to reroute the entire run to see how realistic sub 1:10 RTA or sub 1 loadless is, but that isn't doesn't seem realistic at the moment).
South Park: The Stick of Truth All Achievements Speedrun in 2:09:12 (WR) HardcoreCheese5 2023-02-05 | I had a free weekend lol. So I forgot to show my achievements at the end (as well as having 0 at the beginning), but trust me I got all 50, you can count them if you want. This was a solid run overall, sloppy canada, and I am salty as fuck that I lost a fucking minute to not placing the ManBearPig censor at Kenny's house. Otherwise went well. Will probably aim for a 1:10 on any% unpatched next (most likely Jew because it is what I enjoy). Who knows, maybe that will happen before the semester is over (don't count on it).
South Park: The Stick of Truth 100% Speedrun in 1:45:11 HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-18 | Holy shit this was a good run. I expected sub 2 hours RTA to be difficult, not to almost 1:58 (also, after fixing my golds this run only lost 50 seconds, fucking crazy. Last split can have a decent gold, but still). Probably will be my last run for a bit, classes start again tomorrow and on top of my usual busyness, I also need to study for my Masters Exam this time.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Jew) in 1:04:40 HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-12 | First off, with this I now have every main category wr for this game (on PC). I may go for the Hasselhoff% one eventually, but for the moment I would rather spend my time improving either 120 Friends or 100% (not like either is likely soon with my classes resuming next week). As for this run specifically, overall very solid for the route with 2 major exceptions. First one is the Kenny Fight, which was just overall bad. I was short a Small Mana Potion so I wasn't sure I had enough mana to do as much magic attacks as I wanted, so I didn't do some, causing the fight to go an extra turn or two. Second, I recently figured out that the Marksman friendship perk causes the Sling of David to do more damage, so I tried it out this run. Turns out it doesn't allow you to get any better ranges and causes you to miss some melee ranges without the All Outta Bubblegum perk, so should definitely just use that and Mauler instead of what I did.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Fighter) in 1:05:46 [WR] HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-11 | Basically just copied my current patch route and adjusted for the skips (which is what the run I am comparing against was, routing and re learning how to play fighter). Relatively solid run for the route, and now just one last run to go through.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Mage) in 1:04:07 [WR] HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-10 | I am not allowed to have a good mage run with a not terrible school raid I am convinced.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Tutorial Gaming (Mage) HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-09 | This is the best tutorial segment I will ever do I am convinced.Got this while grinding for Unpatch Mage WR, currently am 20 seconds off.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Thief) in 1:04:53 [WR] HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-07 | I said I would get this. RTA time is 1:13:26, new world record by 10 seconds but this run was very dumb. Was +20 going into bard skip (where I was almost even the run before that you see before I reset), and then I somehow lose more time to the Chef fight (or at least the events before it) then I did last run (which is honestly impressive). Strat wise I am not sure Kyle is the best partner for the Craig fight, but I knew he would get the kill so I used him. I tested Butters and he does work, so is probably faster, however Butters was close(ish) to not killing and I don't know his damage ranges at this level so I didn't want to risk it.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched Speedrun in 1:05:23 (Thief) HardcoreCheese5 2023-01-07 | Barely missed world record (1:13:36 RTA), stupid mana route not working as it should. Will probably beat this later today, but wanted to upload just in case. Also 1 cow in Craig fight is a first for me, no idea how that works. Also fun fact, this was done on a new computer. I beat my PB by over 40 seconds IGT but only by 25 RTA.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Unpatched (Thief) in 1:06:08 HardcoreCheese5 2022-08-23 | Thanks to Streetbackguy for making the autosplitter / load remover used here. Did this run to see if sub 1 hour is reasonable (looks like it currently isn't). I will try to update all of my runs so they are not RTA, but classes start soon so I may not have a lot of time.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 100% Speedrun in 2:05:19 HardcoreCheese5 2022-01-04 | Very good run until I forgot to get the stuff in Token's garage, fuck me. Wanted to beat this, but may get a new computer tomorrow and didn't feel like transfering this file lol.
South Park: The Stick of Truth All Achievements Speedrun in 2:27:35 HardcoreCheese5 2022-01-03 | This run has lots of RNG (mostly in the Gingivitis achievement which cost me 3 mins this run), but is pretty fun. Outside of the rng this run was pretty good. Also I tried making the input display more visible, hope I succeeded, might edit it later either way because I like blue more than green but who knows.
South Park: The Stick of Truth All Achievements Speedrun in 2:33:04 HardcoreCheese5 2021-12-29 | Pretty fun run, would be better if I actually routed the perfect attacks / perfect blocks instead of just randomly grinding them at the end of the run. But I am lazy so not going to happen.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Catch Em All Speedrun in 1:15:19 HardcoreCheese5 2021-12-26 | Fun category, terrible run (I fee like I've said that a lot of my recent uploads, almost like I am bad at video game).
South Park: The Stick of Truth Hasselhoff% Speedrun in 16:19 HardcoreCheese5 2021-12-26 | Fucked up my splits so had to split like 20 times to have it stop, but time ends after Sharon says "done", which according to my first split is 16:19.61. With this I know have every single current patch world record on speedrun.com/sp_sot :) (I got the Catch 'Em All wr yesterday, that is just a longer upload so this is public first).
South Park: The Stick of Truth 100% Speedrun in 2:08:31 HardcoreCheese5 2021-12-22 | Basically the same run as 120 Friends but with more looting and more killing Al Gore. Lost an easy 3 mins this run between forgetting 1 chinpokomon and tower of peace being tower of peace. But hey, another world record at least. I am going to guess right now that sub 2 is not possible, but it was only day 1 of runs so maybe I will surprise myself, who knows.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Fighter) Speedrun in 1:22:38 HardcoreCheese5 2021-11-15 | Bad run, that Canada so actually awful. Outside of that relatively solid run, only one or two other noticeable time losses.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 120 Friends Speedrun in 1:48:41 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-24 | I routed this run with Jew as a meme. Turns out it is fast, who would've guessed. Also extremely solid run.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Fighter) Speedrun in 1:23:49 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-17 | This was played a few days ago but never got around to uploading it til now. Not the best run but got the route right this time. Might push this lower later but good enough for me for now.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:19:19 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-16 | I was not expecting a run this fast (especially considering how I thought dropping my sob by more than 20 seconds would be hard at the start of the run), but in this case I am fine with being wrong. With this run I now have (uploaded) world record for each class for current patch any%.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Fighter) Speedrun in 1:25:06 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-09 | Miss counted mana potions so everything from Craig to Kenny did not go according to plan. Only a meh run even ignoring that though. Not sure if sub 1:20 is possible for this class, will be close but I'll try for a bit longer.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Jew) Speedrun in 1:24:13 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-04 | I did not expect world record on my first serious attempt, but I will not complain. Still plenty of room for improvement though, so will continue with this for a bit.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 120 Friends Speedrun in 1:52:08 HardcoreCheese5 2021-08-03 | Overall pretty solid run. Upset about the guard skip fails and getting into that zombie fight leaving Canada, but want to play Jew Any% so leaving this as is for the moment. A segmented run of this to show a sub 1:50 (which is currently out of my skill range) may be something in the future, who knows.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 120 Friends Speedrun in 1:53:08 HardcoreCheese5 2021-07-13 | Actually a pretty good run. Messing up Tower of Peace twice killed 1:52 but oh well.
South Park: The Stick of Truth 120 Friends Speedrun in 1:58:24 HardcoreCheese5 2021-07-08 | Fun run, and didn't actually play the absolute worst. Will still beat soon still though. This was livestreamed at twitch.tv/hardcorecheese5, who knows maybe I'll do it again before another year and a half passes this time.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Thief) Speedrun in 1:19:57 HardcoreCheese5 2021-07-05 | I swear I meant to upload other runs before I got a time I am happy with, I was just grinding too hard. Also that Kenny fight was clutch as fuck.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:20:32 HardcoreCheese5 2021-06-27 | I popped the fuck off. Lost 10 seconds to my controller getting unplugged but otherwise extremely solid run.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:21:42 HardcoreCheese5 2021-06-27 | Imagine having a bad end game lmao, couldn't be me.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:22:01 HardcoreCheese5 2021-04-15 | I am salty af that I threw a 1:21 to chef. Not a bad run otherwise, bear in canada and extra encounter in alien is biggest timeloss off the top of my head aside from chef.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:23:08 HardcoreCheese5 2021-04-11 | Had a run 40 seconds faster out of the gnome split. Will beat this soon.
A Hat in Time Rock the Boat IL in 3:15.43 HardcoreCheese5 2021-03-29 | Pretty fucking good IL, especially for during a run. Sub 3:10 would probably be a near perfect run for me.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:23:47 HardcoreCheese5 2021-03-06 | Missed 1:23:45, bad run. Top 5 though now that's cool.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:27:22 HardcoreCheese5 2021-03-04 | Stopped the timer early, so calling it the next second. No idea what happened during the last alien fight to cause the text to get fucked, which definitely costed me a bit here and there but overall fairly solid.
South Park: The Stick of Truth Any% Current Patch (Mage) Speedrun in 1:42:17 HardcoreCheese5 2021-03-03 | Pretty fun run, will improve soon.
