CartmanKusanagiThis is truly one of the greatest games of all time, the benchmark that every game, including GTA, should follow. I mean, look at the effort they put into it: the bland characters, the dull story, the ONE guy who voices EVERYONE (with little to no lip-syncing). Not to mention the remarkable resemblance to certian Disney characters. And who could forget that they even took the time to make sure that there isn't even any real gameplay, oh wait...
Yeah, it sucks, but I guess it was made to be one of those games you play when you're drunk.
Animal Soccer World (PS2)CartmanKusanagi2013-06-12 | This is truly one of the greatest games of all time, the benchmark that every game, including GTA, should follow. I mean, look at the effort they put into it: the bland characters, the dull story, the ONE guy who voices EVERYONE (with little to no lip-syncing). Not to mention the remarkable resemblance to certian Disney characters. And who could forget that they even took the time to make sure that there isn't even any real gameplay, oh wait...
Yeah, it sucks, but I guess it was made to be one of those games you play when you're drunk.
One more thing: 2:14. That is allAlmighty Tevin - YOUTUBE Heart Emoji π¦ πͺ πΌ π΄ πππ π«π΅οΈ 2 14 2019 the Neggy fanfic streamCartmanKusanagi2022-07-30 | The final Neggy stream.
All credit goes to Almighty Tevin for creating this content in the first place. You can find him at: twitch.tv/almighty_tevin twitter.com/DjChiszleAlmighty Tevin - YOUTUBE WOAH NEGGY π¦ πͺ πΌ π΄ πππ π«π΅οΈ 2 2 2019CartmanKusanagi2022-07-30 | The second part of the Neggy Lore. Featuring CRITICAL MASS!!!
All credit goes to Almighty Tevin for creating this content. You can find him at: twitch.tv/almighty_tevin twitter.com/DjChiszleAlmighty Tevin - Neggy: The Boxer From Twilight (Previously Lost Stream)CartmanKusanagi2022-07-19 | DECEMBER 2022 UPDATE: The original video has been uploaded to the Almighty Tevin stream archives 2.0 channel! Watch it there instead, it's much higher quality than my backup: youtube.com/watch?v=Em60LX6JPHU
Found this vintage khantent featuring Tevin reading some Neggy lore on my PC and decided to share it, as it seems to have been lost for some time. The original stream was recorded circa January-February 2019 and predates the other Neggy videos featured on the Almighty Tevin Stream Archives channel, since this one contains Neggy's biography and comes across as an introduction of sorts to the character.
I originally saved the file under a generic name, but I believe the actual title was something along the lines of what I've named this upload. Sorry about the potato-tier 360p footage. I mainly had the video running as background noise, and as such, I wanted to save some space when I downloaded it.
All credit goes to Almighty Tevin for creating this content in the first place. You can find him at: twitch.tv/almighty_tevin twitter.com/DjChiszleThis is How You DONT Play Batman: Return to Arkham City (CartmanKusanagi Edition)CartmanKusanagi2020-10-22 | What is up everyone? Hello, hello, and welcome... (SNORT)! Today we're joining Darksy DePhil as he stumbles his way through the PS4 remaster of Batman: Arkham City. It's not the worst playthrough he's done, but that that's not to say he isn't rubbish at the game. If nothing else, it's another prime example of how inept Dave is when it comes to stealth.
I'm not 100% sure what I'd like to do regarding my next TIHYDP. I tend to stick with games that I've also played (multiple times), so I come in with a decent understanding of how DSP is playing and what he is doing wrong. I'd love to make videos for Arkham Asylum and/or GTA V if he goes back to them, but who knows when that will be. In the meantime, his replay of Nier: Automata is something I've thought about tackling...
*** Note*** Some clips for the opening/ending and music from the game seem to have been content ID'd by Warner Bros., so if there are ads, that is likely the reason. All footage/audio in this video belongs to its respective creators.This is How You DONT Play Grand Theft Auto IV: The Redemption Run (CartmanKusanagi Edition)CartmanKusanagi2019-09-17 | **Disclaimers** The main video ends around 01:15:00, but skip to 01:19:26 for some RIVETING Khantent! Big ups to DevinDIABLOGriffin for some assistance with a few clips. Uploading the video on GTA V's 6th anniversary was entirely unintentional.
HULLO everyone! I've returned to the realm of TIHYDPs to tackle Dave's new playthrough of one of my favorite video games: GTA IV! Because of the stream chat's hand-holding, as well as this game's arguably easier difficulty compared the PS2 GTA titles, this was one of the more uneventful playthroughs (I kept the video shorter than usual to reflect this), but there are still some solid moments.
As a side-note, I may do a TIHYDP of GTA V whenever Dave gets around to it (he supposedly wants to replay it next year), but it depends on how awful he turns out to be at the game; I find GTA V is a little too easy (mainly because to the mission checkpoints, even if they ARE a nice quality of life improvement), "but I digress". As for future videos in general, I'd love to do one for Phantasy Star IV if he plays that with the Genesis Mini, but I doubt he has time for a mid 90's RPG. After all, the Hardcore Gaming Season is coming up dood! (Sonic 1/2, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, or Mega Man: The Wily Wars are more realistic possibilities though.)This is How You DONT Play Sonic Adventure 2 (CartmanKusangi Edition)CartmanKusanagi2017-08-12 | **Special thanks to Devin DIABLO Griffin for assistance with the ending.**
After a ~ 1 year upload hiatus, I've decided to get back into the world of TIHYDP's. Obviously, we're looking at one of DSP's latest shindigs, his Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough. This game was one of the cornerstones of my childhood, so his constant fuck ups here were a pain to watch. I'd go as far to say this is one of the worst playthroughs Phil has ever done, right up there with MGS1-3, the GTA series, and the fighting games he's played over the years. It's mostly because of his shitty attitude, but as usual, he is rubbish at the game itself, too.
I hope you enjoy this quality khantent! I'm not 100% sure what I'd like to do next. So far, I've only made TIHYDP's of games I've played in the past and am fairly familiar with; I wouldn't be able to do the videos justice otherwise (which is why I haven't made one for Amazing Spider-Man 2 yet). I've been considering doing another PandaLee video (possibly one of the Arkham games or GTA V), but I feel like most people would rather see a Phil one, and rightfully so.
3rd Strike has been on my mind for awhile. I know there's a DSP Tries It and a TIHYDP focusing on LTG, but I'm interested in everyone's thoughts on the matter.Dark Sydeshow PhilCartmanKusanagi2016-09-12 | I think the original scene perfectly describes DSP's inability to learn from his mistakes, so I halfassed this after 5-ish minutes in Vegas. As you can see, my editing mechanics are bugged. This is the first time I've ever used the Track Motion tool. And it shows.
*** The Simpsons is owned by 20th Century Fox. Clip comes from Season 05 Episode 02: Cape Feare ***
*** DSPGaming and all of relevant khantent is owned by The Black Currant Inc. (maybe...) ***This Is How You DONT Play Sonic The Hedgehog 06 (CartmanKusanagi Edition)CartmanKusanagi2016-08-10 | Hullo and welcome, ladies and gentlemen (*snort*). This time, we're tackling Philly-Boy's latest paywall playthrough: Sonic 2006. And yes, this "negative mahntage" comes complete with silky smooth 60FPS action, a slew of "gamebugs", hand-holding from the chat, and the infamous Sonic hat! I hope you enjoy my latest TIHYDP, and as Tommy Wiseau says, "you can laugh, you can cry, you can express yourself, but please don't hurt each other!"
*Special thanks to DIABLOGriffin, who provided the opening and ending, as well as some comments that Phil ended up deleting from the videos.*This Is How You DONT Play King Of Fighters XIII (Scrapped Edition)CartmanKusanagi2016-07-16 | While waiting for KOF XIV to come out (and for DSP to start Sonic 06), I figured I'd take a look at his King of Fighters XIII playthrough. There wasn't that much in terms of khantent: he only played Arcade Mode with the Ikari and Japan teams. Phil also went through the Story Mode, but 99% of that was just him narrating the text as if the viewer couldn't read.
When I realized that he never tried to play an online match, I said "fuck it" and abandoned the TIHYDP, although the footage I did include is the bulk of his KOF XIII videos anyway. This is probably the weakest video I've made so far because of the lack of material to work with, but I've uploaded it anyway in case someone enjoys it.
I'll probably tackle Sonic 06 for my next TIHYDP. I can already taste DSP's inevitable salt during the Mach Speed sections...CartmanKusanagi Live StreamCartmanKusanagi2016-06-16 | ...This is How You DONT Play The Last Of Us (PandaLee Edition)CartmanKusanagi2016-04-30 | 2021 Update: Looking back, a lot of my commentary in this TIHYDP and its description was overdramatic and mean-sprited compared to something I'd make today. That said, I hope Panda's fails in the game itself are entertaining enough for you to ignore those issues, but I completely understand if that's not the case.
I don't know why I decided to torture myself like this, but here you go. For my third TIHYDP, I decided to do something a little different: instead of looking at DSP, we're delving into the world of his ex-girlfriend, PandaLee (AKA Waffle). Gone are the burps, snorts, stream chat, and constant blaming of "fucking Kojima". This sounds like a good thing, until you realize that the trade-off is enduring Panda's bizarre hillbilly/nerd hybrid voice.
It was a struggle to get through the entire playthrough without becoming (for lack of a better term) a mentally ill sociopath, but overall, I had a lot of fun making this one. It turned out significantly better than I expected; not only does PandaLee have shitty commentary, she also has her share of DSP-esque fails throughout the game.
Well, that's about all I have to say. I hope you enjoy my latest TIHYDP!This Is How You DONT Play The Amazing Spider ManCartmanKusanagi2016-04-04 | Hey guys! I'm back for my second TIHYDP, The Amazing Spider-Man on Xbox 360, featuring KOGaming as himself.
This is sadly shorter than I hoped it would be because, although there are nearly 80 parts, DSP spent over half of the playthrough doing sidemissions with little to no interesting commentary (which says A LOT, considering it's Phil we're dealing with), so I skipped a majority of that. I just thought it would be too boring. Thankfully, there were still enough classic DSP moments to warrant a TIHYDP, so I hope you enjoy!This is How You DONT Play GTA Liberty City Stories (CartmanKusanagi / Devin DIABLO Griffin Edition)CartmanKusanagi2016-01-20 | Well, here it is, alright? (burp) The latest of the antics (tonight), featuring our good acquaintance, KOGaming, AKA MotownPhilly Burnell AKA BurpSnortPhil. Hope everyone enjoys!
Presenting one of my favorite Grand Theft Auto games, GTA Liberty City Stories. I always had so much fun growing up with this game on PSP (even completed it 100% once or twice), so it's absolutely sad to see DSP struggle through what I think is the easiest GTA in the series. But it has the typical DSPisms like snorting and blaming the game for his own fuckups, so it's all good.
(This is my first MAJOR project using Vegas, so I'm sure it could be much better in terms of pacing and editing. I'm open to, and wholeheartedly appreciate constructive criticism, unlike that former pro fighting game player...)DSP Tries It: Rage Quitting Todays GTA Liberty City Stories StreamCartmanKusanagi2016-01-16 | (NOTE: The glitches/artifacts are from recording this snippet of DSP's stream with Bandicam rather than downloading the videos like I usually do. I apologize, please bear with me.)
Just decided to preserve this mini rant because I guarantee Phil will take it out once he uploads the videos to YouTube, just like he did during the casino mission.
This ear-grating, atrocious music was played during several recent episodes of Hate Live (I'm not sure if Phil is still using it right now though). Featuring classic lyrics such as "My gaming is hotter than Satan's toilet after eating a habanero" and "I am the King of Hate ('cause I'm pure fat)", I refuse to believe this song was supposed to be taken seriously.
I also want to mention something in case anyone asks. No, I do not like Phil in the slightest. I really only uploaded this song because I wanted to request it in Tevin's Twitch streams.Arkham Origins $eizureCartmanKusanagi2015-06-18 | Something funny I ran into near the end of my Arkham marathon on Steam in preparation for Knight.
Sure Origins may lack polish in certain areas compared to Asylum and City, but I get a good chuckle out of things like this. It's still a damn good game, though.Batman Arkham Origins (PC) - Venom Connection (w/ Knightfall Skin)CartmanKusanagi2015-06-03 | Gameplay of the predator map Venom Connection with the Knightfall skin. By normal means, both the map and the skin can only be used on PS3 by downloading the exclusive Knightfall DLC (which also has an Adam West skin), but Sam2k8 from the Steam Underground Forums found a way to enable the content on PC: http://cs.rin.ru/forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=63377&start=2715
I used MrJAG's excellent tutorial on how to get the content working: youtube.com/watch?v=pZVvpKcG25U&index=1&list=FLlAFIjWWyhY8kjuN0qRBN1QThe Last of Us Remastered - Pittsburgh Hotel Basement (Grounded Mode)CartmanKusanagi2014-11-29 | A very frustrating experience indeed, let alone being on Grounded Mode. Hopefully you have saved some arrows, which helps immensely for killing the Stalkers. The other trick here is to get the key card and try opening the door BEFORE using the power generator. Otherwise, the door will never open, regardless of whether or not you have the key card; I learned this the hard way. I am proud of the close call at the end of the video, however.
The Last Of Usβ’ Remastered store.sonyentertainmentnetwork.com/#!/tid=CUSA00552_00Grand Theft Auto V (PS4) - Bureau Raid GlitchCartmanKusanagi2014-11-29 | This isn't really useful or anything, but I thought it was worth sharing as it was kind of goofy. Anyway, on my way out of the FIB HQ, I made the careless mistake of having Michael breathe in tear gas. He died before I could begin to climb down the building, but the cutscene still played for some reason, even though I had JUST failed the mission.The Toys Room (PS2)CartmanKusanagi2014-07-18 | Okay, here we go! It's time to "play" our way through another one of those wonderful games courtesy of our old chum, Dingo Pictures. Today we'll be looking at what I consider to be one of their more overlooked games: The Toys Room.
While not as memorable as something like Animal Soccer World, TTR still has many of those typical Dingo Pictures quirks: lazy animation, awful lip-syncing, reusing characters and music from their other games, and of course, only one voice actor. However, moreso than Animal Soccer World, the VA here barely tried (if at all) to make each character sound different, and he's also the narrator for crying out loud!
Anywho, get comfy in your seat (preferably a couch), grab an ice cold Rolling Rock or Cherry Pepsi, munch some popcorn, and get ready for a wild ride!Super Street Fighter II Music - Zangief (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-31 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - Bonus Stage/VS screen/Stage End (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | I thought making seperate videos for the VS screen and stage end themes would be too shot, so I lumped them in with the bonus round music.Super Street Fighter II Music - M. Bison (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - Guile (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - Ryu Ending (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - Balrog (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - E. Honda (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - Vega (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-30 | ...Super Street Fighter II Music - Blanka (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2014-03-29 | I just realized I had more of these on my old computer and shouldn't let them go to waste.The Irate Gamer Game - iOS GameplayCartmanKusanagi2013-09-12 | Just testing out a screen recording app on my iPhone by playing this "game". There are some audio issues because I was tinkering with the volume on the fly (it would only record the sound from the phone's mic, so I had to use loud headphones to get the sound working properly in the recording).
Anyway, for those who do not know, this is the demo version of The Irate Gamer Game (or "TIGG", as it is referred to on the App Store; searching "Irate Gamer" won't get you the right results). This video only shows the first two levels (plus a bonus death in level 3 for the lulz). I might do videos of more levels in the future.
It's a mediocre game at best: suffering from strange physics, bland gameplay, and forgettable music. However, the artwork is somewhat decent, although the Irate Gamer himself has a goofy walking animation and looks like he's scratching his butt when he jumps. I only played it for shits and giggles (and to see Bores' attempt at a "game") but other than that, it's not really worth it.
Incidentally, if you listen carefully around 2:14, you can hear me struggle to hold back laughter at the cringey way Bores says "awesome" upon completing the stage.King of Fighters 2001 Music: Main Menu (PS2 Version)CartmanKusanagi2013-07-15 | I don't know why, but I really love this track. I haven't found it anywhere else on the net, so here it is.
As the title suggests, this music is obviously only in the PS2 version of KOF 2001, which also has a new Engrish-Filled intro, as well as new stages. The only downside is that it lacks the arranged soundtrack from the NESTS Collection.Art of Fighting Playthrough (with Color Edits)CartmanKusanagi2013-06-21 | 2021 Update: If youβre interested in changing this gameβs palettes, check out PalMod. Itβs a color editing tool that supports various ROMs, including AoF 1 and 3 (as of this edit, but itβs updated to support new games fairly regularly). In a pinch, the AoF Anthology mentioned below is also available digitally on PS4 . Either method is MUCH more convenient than hex editing. You can find PalMod here: zachd.com/palmod
I just wanted to show off these color edits I made using a hex editor. It's a repitive, time-consuming task that I don't really feel like explaining, nor do I reccomend (unless you have a lot of time on your hands). If you must know, then Google "NeoGeo palette editing" and one of the first things that pops up is a tutorial on how to do this, but it's incomplete. However, if you want to quickly and easily edit colors, try playing the AOF Anthology on PS2; it's a LOT simpler than a hex editor.
Anyway, I changed the default color schemes for most of the characters, as well as the title screen and lifebars. I switched from Robert to Ryo at the very end just to show Ryo's new colors for a second.
And for anyone that is expecting an all-perfect run on the highest difficulty, you're in the wrong place, because this video was only made to show all the new palettes. I admit that I'm absolutely horrible at fighting games, but the AOF series in particular is very difficult to me. Inputting special moves is strict and easier said than done: I don't think I've ever pulled off Ryo/Robert's uppercut. Plus the A.I. is some of the worst out there, with the exception of Mortal Kombat.Super Street Fighter II Music - Ken (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2013-03-01 | I altered the pitch to sound closer to the original CPS1 music.Super Street Fighter II Music - Chun-Li (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2013-03-01 | I altered the pitch to sound closer to the original CPS1 music.Super Street Fighter II Turbo - Player Select (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2012-11-04 | I noticed some of the music in Super Street Fighter II was lower pitched than the CPS1 counterparts, so I decided to raise pitch in Audacity to sound closer to the CPS1 music.Super Street Fighter II - Player Select (CPS1 Pitch)CartmanKusanagi2012-11-04 | I noticed some of the music in Super Street Fighter II was lower pitched than the CPS1 counterparts, so I decided to raise pitch in Audacity to sound closer to the CPS1 music.Lester the Unlikely Playthrough (SNES)CartmanKusanagi2012-01-26 | Lester the Unlikely full playthrough for SNES. After watching AVGN's review of this game, I thought "Hey, this looks hilarious, I should make a gameplay video for it".
Recorded from ZSNESKing of Fighters 99 Art Gallery Part 2/2CartmanKusanagi2011-12-22 | Before I start a KOF 99 playhtrough, I thought I'd post this since I couldn't find it anywhere else on Youtube. This is taken from the Neo Geo CD version of the game.King of Fighters 99 Art Gallery Part 1/2CartmanKusanagi2011-12-22 | Before I start a KOF 99 playhtrough, I thought I'd post this since I couldn't find it anywhere else on Youtube. This is taken from the Neo Geo CD version of the game. Also, I replaced KD-0079 with the OST version since I prefer it over the arranged version.SFIII3S OE Replay: Akuma vs. AkumaCartmanKusanagi2011-11-01 | 1P Akuma fighting 2P Akuma (me)SFIII3S OE Replay: Akuma vs Alex (w/ New Generation Music)CartmanKusanagi2011-11-01 | Akuma (me) fighting Alex with Ryu's SFIII New Generation theme.SFIII3S OE Replay: Akuma vs. Necro (w/ 2nd Impact Music)CartmanKusanagi2011-11-01 | Akuma (me) fighting Necro with Yang's 2nd Impact themeSFIII3S OE Replay: Dudley vs. Akuma (w/ 2nd Impact Music)CartmanKusanagi2011-10-30 | Replay of Akuma (me) fighting Dudley. Just made this to test the 2nd Impact music and better video quality from the patch.Sonic CD Playthrough Part 7/7CartmanKusanagi2011-09-08 | Sonic The Hedgehog CD playthrough with the Japanese soundtrack and the good ending.
Recorded with Kega Fusion.Sonic CD Playthrough Part 6/7CartmanKusanagi2011-09-08 | Sonic The Hedgehog CD playthrough with the Japanese soundtrack and the good ending.
Recorded with Kega Fusion.Sonic CD Playthrough Part 5/7CartmanKusanagi2011-09-07 | Sonic The Hedgehog CD playthrough with the Japanese soundtrack and the good ending.
Recorded with Kega FusionSonic CD Playthrough Part 4/7CartmanKusanagi2011-09-06 | Sonic The Hedgehog CD playthrough with the Japanese soundtrack and the good ending.
In case anyone asks, I replaced the title screen music with the beta's and replaced all of the stage music with looping versions.
Recorded with Kega Fusion.Sonic CD Playthrough Part 3/7CartmanKusanagi2011-09-05 | Sonic The Hedgehog CD playthrough with the Japanese soundtrack and the good ending.
In case anyone asks, I replaced the title screen music with the beta's and replaced all of the stage music with looping versions.
Recorded with Kega Fusion.Sonic CD Playthrough Part 2/7CartmanKusanagi2011-09-05 | Sonic The Hedgehog CD playthrough with the Japanese soundtrack and the good ending.
In case anyone asks, I replaced the title screen music with the beta's and replaced all of the stage music with looping versions.
Recorded with Kega Fusion.