PerOculos
BETSRUNER WAS RIGHT
updated
Route by Tyronis, me, and probably Oryn and Nekz, everyone had something to say during this one. No video for the route spitballing, but here's the original 2 portal by Tyronis youtube.com/watch?v=j0i-LSl2Tm8
I slowed down Nutmeg to make the music for the boring parts sped up, it definitely speaks to my soul during these supposedly easy launches... if I didn't speed it up 4x they would have needed a whole album.
Thanks to Zypeh for showing me Infected Mushroom, particularly this part of the song.
0:00 First chamber
0:40 Corridor to second chamber
0:55 Second Chamber
1:55 Third Chamber
6:55 First SPD Achieved
11:35 Second SPD Achieved
12:15 Fourth and last chamber
12:40 Bad game
This video is inspired by a challenge from this video youtube.com/watch?v=uPwh_k8_0MU and wanting as many people as possible to feel my pain.
This is also a test to see what Twitch can take for a highly clipped highlight -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
Oryn's route was the first to be discovered, but I did another fling.
Enjoy the video!
Run Start: 0:28
Replayed Demo: 3:30
Let me know in the comments if you'd like to see some of the bullsh-pain from yesterday night.
Route Credit Nekz and Nid: 5:20
For Tyronis, know I'm coming for all of your records.
I wouldn't have done this if Nid didn't spitball in my chat, and if Nekz didn't give me the CONDESCENDINGLY EASY strat through a demo file, which saved throwing the sphere pretty hard across the map into a spot where the fizzle trigger ended, and instead used the circle jump over the wall to pull the sphere through a gap where the fizzle trigger missed. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
Maybe I'lll.... do some more attempts tomorrow. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
Now in PORTRAIT!
He also recommends keeping a spare key in the gas cap, in a combination lock hitch vault, or somewhere more inconspicuous on your vehicle.
If I were to have done this project earlier, I'd have gone to a hardware store with various machine screws, I'm sure I'd find something that sticks into the fob. The new one can be found with the link below, try searching 'key fob replacement' or 'upgrade' with your car model and year for something similar, you never know!
ebay.com/itm/402618845735
Thanks for watching!
I would not dare apologize for advocating for my favorite stand-up comedius-Kevin-Hart.
Sorry, I should have included a couple other ramblings, but you can find them in the mega video, PerOculos makes some Copypastas. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
Thank you Oryn for revisiting this and inspiring new runners to try it. Thank you to the people who got it first, you made my life quite a bit easier.
Nid got it first, maybe.
youtube.com/watch?v=eDlWEe5dMik
Or Bonobo Ape did
youtube.com/watch?v=csWRJOlyFRY
Either way they both got it before I did, great work, and subscribe to both of them to see videos like this when I give up! -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
I did it with a controller this time, thank you Jesus, thank you to Page Turner for your generosity and for seeing least portals as more than the weird fixation on avoiding portal shots or getting smaller numbers on a speadsheet, but as something that is truly glorious.
The sweep is back, c*n't wait for more! -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
Song: MaXD - Extremes
Maybe it's impossible, like the video to tell me why.
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Thank you Nid for the aiming tips for that third portal, and telling me to grab the chair immediately after jumping on the elevator door. Those two improvements made for all the timesave I needed, and a little practice went a long way.
That was the first time I'd gotten to that jump to the flags, it's ridiculous that I didn't choke there. If you're doing least portals world records, remember to relax, be patient, and stay focused. Thanks for watching. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
(I mispoke his profile name in the video and read it wrong for a week, here's his channel)
youtube.com/channel/UCEJYjLdnu-G5MP69Gk7HNHw
for your idea to clip the cube through the bridge. Once I realized no one's thought about this least portals in 9 years I had to start spitballin ideas. This was the only idea I had, bouncing the cube from off a lip in the dispenser, and it worked.
I also bought a truck! -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
I have no excuse for my actions other than the wake of horror to they whom get in my way. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
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Here's the demo in case you want to do it yourself.
dropbox.com/s/elafejw45ygfms7/turretsabotage4portals.dem?dl=0
Sorry.
This run is dedicated to MrRacingMonster, we will meet when the time's right.
Jetwash, lose the 'tude, it's not cute on you. You made an impossibly hard route to execute, here's your credit for that. youtube.com/watch?v=SZ4qh5EChk4
Here's a link to the demo due to unpopular demand
dropbox.com/s/kiudlw7gytpkuy1/ColumnBlocker0Portals.dem?dl=0
I have a demo of a failed attempt from a few hours before this here [dropbox.com/s/bwwchuvhgbuy2kh/failedsoup.dem?dl=0](dropbox.com/s/bwwchuvhgbuy2kh/failedsoup.dem?dl=0)
it does use almost the same setup I used in the world record, at least the same timing.
I came back for this, and even though I botched the demo I'm glad I came back for it. A lot of chambers are getting crushed right now, and I'm glad I got to be a part of it in 2020. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
I'll have these links posted for them, consider donating if you love them
Donations gofundme.com/f/insomnium-gatherum-tour-disaster-fund
Insomnium's merch page backstagerockshop.com/collections/insomnium?ls=en
Omnium Gatherum Albums https://www.nuclearblast.de/de/produkte/tontraeger/cd/2cd/omnium-gatherum-the-nuclear-blast-recordings.html
https://www.nuclearblast.de/de/produkte/tontraeger/cd/cd/omnium-gatherum-the-burning-cold.html
Insomnium Gatherum cancelled tour T-shirts backstagerockshop.com/pages/search-results-page?q=insomnium+gatherum+cancelled&ls=en
Stream twitch.tv/peroculos -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
From here, I found out (through a lot of slow movement) that every map is connected on one map, just far enough away that it doesn't have to be rendered at all. Hopefully, this helps for the future of any% -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
speedrun.com/bee_simulator
I like this for now, albeit there's an obvious lack of bee costume and memes. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
If you guys like my up-coming summary of my bee experience, I'll continue to run it. Let me know. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
twitch.tv/peroculos
Imagine you wait 7 months to play Bee Simulator. Imagine the disappointment of suggesting animals which SHOULD, in theory, eat bees, not eating the bees. Imagine, also finding a glitch in the mission structure of this game, three 11% abv beers into a stream, in a bee suit you bought particularly for the release.
I'm sorry you got hyped up for this stream, for me to do it spontaneously. I've been working 55-65 hour weeks for months and have little time for any of this. I will stream more of this game in the coming weekends, glitches and all.
If you like this game, get it on Epic Gaming's webstore, or watch me play it and chat at twitch.tv/peroculos -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
THE BLAZER AND TIE CAME OFF, AND I GOT SERIOUS. PUMPED WATCHING THIS ONE AGAIN. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/peroculos
Credits for order of appearance:
youtube.com/user/nclaHD Nuclear, inspiration for the court case found here youtube.com/watch?v=aqn-ZTCSsjE
Luke (Sort of) youtube.com/user/NotAghostSpeedruns
Miss you babe
Tanger2b_ youtube.com/user/portal2tenacious he hurt himself on his voice acting.
Shane youtube.com/user/l1zardr0ckets as Dane.
Dane youtube.com/user/AllProGames with my cringiest moments, playing Shane.
Racingmonster youtube.com/channel/UCFbaGSRfcZSrWRGXBJGkT-A the greatest fucking gamer in Pennsylvania, voice acting for two.
Betsruner youtube.com/user/betsruner for taking so much shit from we gamers for as many years as he has, getting called out and continuing to play a game none of us want to play.
Here's the .wav of the Nightcord I made with my keyboard this morning. I regret every second making this monstrosity. WARNING: IT'S VERY LOUD. dropbox.com/s/i1cjtolqn5wax8t/nightcord.wav?dl=0
If you're happy for me too, let me know. Someone in my chat wanted me to do laser platform but I wouldn't feel as good about that one. Pay me a lot of money and I'll think about it.
This one took about 50 hours of runs, so that might be a lucrative operation for me, but you guys would have to decide if you really wanted me to do it that much...
Thanks for watching, I will be working on my new video after a quick break... it's about 1/3 done, I just need to round up the voice actors. Stay tuned.
- What the chat react at twitch.tv/videos/449657109
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--Watch the demo at dropbox.com/s/eqf6x3e12t0g151/bridgethegap0portals.dem?dl=0
If you've made it this far, you get to see route credit. First and foremost, Tanger2b__ gets route credit for spurr(t)ing the motivation to clear the initial gap with the cube while we were in Boston, on Spidda's nice gaming laptop that he keeps extra for no other reason. 80% of the route credit goes to ME. Chiseling and cutting corners to make the cube hops perfectly doable over this month since I've gotten back from Indiana. I miss the boys, but I know we'll see each other too soon again.
Original headphones monoprice.com/product?p_id=24461
Tips monoprice.com/product?p_id=15273
Tuners monoprice.com/product?p_id=27276
That sweet sweet pink cable monoprice.com/product?p_id=29515
Ledes on a fix for the ear clips would be appreciated.
Monoprice really dropped the pizza ball on that one.
Timestamps coming soon!
44:58 - The Nanokub story