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Glee Cast - Dream a Little Dream (karaoke version)

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Glee Cast - Pretending (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-26 | Pretending by Glee is featured in New York, the final episode of Season Two. The song is written by Finn, which he performs as a duet with Rachel along with New Directions performing as backup vocals. Before they perform, Rachel tells Finn that "[he] wrote an amazing song," which causes Finn to admit to her that he still has feelings for her. However, while Rachel tells Finn that the feelings are mutual, she can't let him get in the way of her career in the future.
At the end of the song, they share an unplanned kiss in front of the crowd to express their true feelings for each other. After the New Directions are done performing, Jesse calls out Finn and Rachel's kiss, calling it "vulgar" and "unprofessional" and that it would cost them the National title. His theory is proven correct when the New Directions misses the top 10 by two places, placing at 12th.

LYRICS:

Finn and Rachel:
Face to face and heart to heart
We're so close yet so far apart
I close my eyes I look away
That's just because I'm not OK
Added by Dare-2-Dream

Rachel:
But I hold on

Finn and Rachel:
I stay strong
Wondering if we still belong

Will we ever say the words we're feeling?
Reach down underneath and tear down all the walls
Will we ever have a happy ending?
Or will we forever only be pretending?
We will always, always, always be pretending?

How long do I fantasize?
Make believe that it's still alive
Imagine that I am good enough
And we can choose the ones we love

Finn:
But I hold on

Finn and Rachel:
I stay strong
Wondering if we still belong

Will we ever say the words we're feeling?
Reach down underneath and tear down all the walls
Will we ever have a happy ending?
Or will we forever only be pretending?
Will we always, always, always be

Keeping secrets safe
Every move we make
Seems like no one's letting go
And it's such a shame
'Cause if you feel the same
How am I supposed to know?

Finn, Rachel, and New Directions:
Will we ever say the words we're feeling?
Reach down underneath and tear down all the walls
(Rachel: Tear down all the walls)
Will we ever have a happy ending?
Or will we forever only be pretending?
(Finn: Only be pretending)

New Directions with Finn and Rachel ad-libbing:
Will we always, always, always be pretending?
Will we always, always, always be pretending?
Will we always, always, always be pretending?

Glee Cast - For Good (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-26 | For Good from Wicked is featured in New York, the final episode of Season Two. The performance was filmed on the Wicked stage at the Gershwin Theatre in New York. After the song Rachel is saying that she knows that she doesn't have to choose between love and Broadway, Theater will always be her great love.
It was originally performed in the musical Wicked on Broadway by the characters Elphaba and Glinda, portrayed by Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth (the characters Shelby Corcoran and April Rhodes respectively). It's the second song Glee features from Wicked (the first being Defying Gravity in the ninth episode of season one, Wheels). Both songs are sung by Kurt and Rachel.

LYRICS:

Rachel:
I'm limited
Just look at me
I'm limited, and just look at you
You can do all I couldn't do, Glinda
So now it's up to you for both of us
Now it's up to you

Kurt:
I've heard it said
That people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn,
And we are led to those who help us most grow
If we let them and we help them in return
Well, I don't know if I believe that's true
But I know I'm who I am today because I knew you
Like a comet pulled from orbit as it passes a sun
Like a stream that meets a boulder halfway through the wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better
Because I knew you, I have been changed for good

Rachel:
It well may be that we will never meet again
In this lifetime,
So let me say before we part,
So much of me is made from what I learned from you
You'll be with me like a handprint on my heart
And now, whatever way our stories end
I know you have rewritten mine by being my friend
Like a ship blown from its mooring by a wind off the sea
Like a seed dropped by a skybird in a distant wood
Who can say if I've been changed for the better
But because I knew you

Kurt:
Because I knew you

Kurt and Rachel:
I have been changed for good

Rachel:
And just to clear the air, I ask forgiveness
For the things I've done you blame me for

Kurt:
But then, I guess we know there's blame to share

Kurt and Rachel:
And none of it seems to matter anymore

Kurt (Rachel):
Like a comet pulled from orbit (Like a ship blown from its mooring)
As it passes a sun (By a wind off the sea)
Like a stream that meets a boulder (Like a seed dropped by a bird)
Halfway through the wood (In the wood)

Kurt and Rachel:
Who can say if I've been changed for the better
I do believe I have been changed for the better

Kurt:
And because I knew you

Rachel:
Because I knew you

Kurt and Rachel:
Because I knew you
I have been changed for good

Glee Cast - Bella Notte (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-26 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Bella Notte by Peggy Lee and Sonny Burke is featured in New York, the final episode of Season Two. The version that is covered is the one from the Disney movie Lady and the Tramp. It is sung by Puck, Sam, Artie and Mike with Puck playing the accordion. After they confront Finn about his feelings for Rachel and convince him to act on them. It is played while Finn and Rachel are walking together in the city at night, after their date. However, when Finn leans in to kiss Rachel, she rejects him, leaving him confused and disappointed.

LYRICS:

Puck:
Oh this is the night
It's a beautiful night
And we call it Bella Notte

Artie:
Look at the skies
They have stars in their eyes
On this lovely Bella Notte

Sam:
Side by side
With your loved one
You'll find enchantment here

Artie:
The night will weave its magic spell

Sam:
When the one you love is near
Ooh

Puck and Artie:
This is the night and the heavens are right
On this lovely Bella Notte

Artie with Puck, Sam and Mike:
This is the night, it's a beautiful night
And they call it Bella Notte

Look at the skies
They have stars in their eyes
On this lovely Bella Notte

Side by side with your loved one
You'll find enchantment here
The night will weave its magic spell
When the one you love is near

Oh this is the night and the heavens are right
On this lovely Bella Notte

Glee Cast - My Cup (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-26 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

My Cup by Glee is featured in New York, the final episode of Season Two. It is written by Brittany Pierce and performed by Brittany and Artie, with Puck playing the guitar. When the song is performed, the Glee Club Members are noticeably disturbed by it. It can be seen as a possible tribute to Rachel's original song My Headband, as Brittany said that it was her favorite song in Original Song, and the concepts are similar. The first four verses were cut from the episode.

LYRICS:

Brittany:
I got you in the palm of my hand
Wanna put something hot in you
So hot that you can't stand.

Artie:
That you can't stand

Brittany:
Gonna take you to my lips
Empty out every last drop
So thirsty for what's in you baby
That I can't stop

Artie:
That I can't stop

Brittany:
In the middle of the night, I'm in bed alone
Don't care if you're glass, paper, styrofoam
When I need some water, baby

Brittany & Artie:
Coffee or gin
You're the only thing, I wanna put them in
My cup, my cup

Sayin', "What's up?"
To my cup
My cup

More of a friend than a silly pup
My cup
You know what it is

Sayin', "What's up?"
To my cup
(Ahh)

Sayin', "What's up?"
To my cup
(Ahh)

Sayin', "What's up?"
To my cup
(Ahh)

Glee Cast - Pure Imagination (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-26 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is featured in Funeral, the twenty-first episode of Season Two. They sing the song at Jean's funeral as a dedication to her favorite film, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. Sue is touched by this performance and thanks the club after.

LYRICS:

Tina (Show Version Only):
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three

Kurt:
Come with me and you'll be
In a world of pure imagination

Finn:
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination

Tina:
We'll begin with a spin
Traveling in the world of my creation

Artie:
What we'll see will defy explanation

Tina with New Directions:
If you wanna view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it

Kurt:
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination

Finn:
Living there, you'll be free

Kurt and Finn:
If you truly wish to be

Kurt with New Directions:
If you wanna view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to do it
Want to change the world?
There's nothing to it

Tina:
There is no life I know
To compare with pure imagination

Kurt:
Living there, you'll be free
If you truly

Kurt and Finn:
Wish to be

Glee Cast - My Man (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-26 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

My Man from Funny Girl is featured in Funeral, the twenty-first episode of Season Two. It was performed by Rachel Berry when she auditioned for a solo at Nationals, it was dedicated to Finn. Rachel temporarily earns the solo for Nationals by singing this song, but eventually Will decides to go another route for the competition.
It is an English translation of the French song Mon Homme. The French version was originally performed in 1916 by Mistinguett and the English version by Fanny Brice in 1921. Barbra Streisand covered the song in the film adaptation of Funny Girl.

LYRICS:

Rachel:
Oh my man, I love him so
He'll never know

All my life is just despair
But I don't care

When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright all right

What's the difference if I say
I'll go away
When I know I'll come back on my knees someday

For whatever my man is
I am his
forever more

Oh my man I love him so
He'll never know

All my life is just despair
But I don't care

When he takes me in his arms
The world is bright all right

What's the difference if I say
I'll go away
When I know I'll come back on my knees someday
For whatever my man is
I am his forever more.

Glee Cast - Im Not Gonna Teach How He Dance With You (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-23 | I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You by The Black Kids is featured in Prom Queen, the twentieth episode in Season Two. It is sung by Blaine, Tina and Brittany. It is also included on Glee: The Music, Dance Party. As Blaine performs, a fight breaks out on the dance floor between Finn and Jesse.
It was originally sung by The Black Kids, though the version covered was the remix by The Twelves.

LYRICS:

All:
One! Two! Three! One, two, three, four...

Blaine:
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
(Ever since) I was a little girl
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of
(Ever since) I was a little girl

(Tina and Brittany: One!)
I'm biting my tongue
(Tina and Brittany: Two!)
He's kissing on you
(Tina and Brittany: Three!)
Oh, why can't you see?
(Tina and Brittany: One! Two! Three! Four!)

Blaine:
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

Blaine:
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)

Blaine:
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through
All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you
Blaine:
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue
All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)

Blaine:
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of

All:
Ever since I was a little girl

Blaine:
You are the girl that I've been dreaming of

All:
Ever since, ever since!

Blaine:
(Tina and Brittany: One!)
I'm biting my tongue
(Tina and Brittany: Two!)
He's kissing on you, hey!
(Tina and Brittany: Three!)
Oh, why can't you see?
(Tina and Brittany: Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance...!)

Blaine:
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

Blaine:
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)
(Blaine: Ah-ah-ah-ah!)

Blaine:
The second I do, I know we're gonna be through

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you

Blaine:
He don't suspect a thing, I wish he'd get a clue

All:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Tina and Brittany: dance, dance, dance, dance!)

Blaine:
Oh-Oh! Dance!

All:
One!
Two!
Three!
One! Two! Three! Four!

Blaine:
The word's on the streets and it's on the news:

Tina and Brittany:
I'm not gonna teach him how to dance with you (Blaine: Ah-ah!)

Blaine:
He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

Tina and Brittany:
I'm not gonna teach him how to (Blaine: Not gonna teach him how to daaance, with you)

Blaine:
How to daaance, with you Oh, no, no! I'm not gonna teach him how to

(Getting louder) dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance!

Glee Cast - Friday (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-23 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Friday by Rebecca Black is featured in Prom Queen, the twentieth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Puck, Sam and Artie.
It is originally performed by Rebecca Black and produced by Ark Music Factory, posted on YouTube. Rebecca Black received much criticism over the song, making it a viral sensation.

An acoustic version of this song was performed during Glee Live!. The song is performed by Chord Overstreet, Mark Salling, Kevin McHale, Darren Criss, and Harry Shum Jr., the solos are still given to the same people.

LYRICS:

Artie:
Oo-ooh-ooh, Yeah yeah yeah,(Sam: haaaaa haaaaa haaaa) Yeah yeah
(Sam: Oooh yeaaaaaaah) yeah-ah-ah, Yeah-ah-ah, Yeah-ah-ah, Yeah yeah yeah

Puck:
7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal (Artie: cereal)
Seein' everything, the time is goin'.
Tickin' on and on, (Artie: tickin' on and on) everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus,
I see my friends (Artie: I-I see my friends).

Sam:
Kickin' in the front seat (oooohh)
Sittin' in the back seat (ooooohh)
Gotta make my mind up, (gotta make my mind up)
Which seat can I take?

Puck:
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend.

Sam:
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward (with Artie: to the weekend.)

Artie:
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

Sam:
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun,
You know what it is

I got this, you got this (Artie: I got this)
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Puck:
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat (Artie: in the backseat)
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend

Sam:
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Artie:
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

Sam:
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today, (Puck: partyin') is Friday, Friday
We, we, we so excited,
(Puck: Partyin') we so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don't want this weekend to end

Artie:
Yeah, yeah. R-T, Artie Abrams
So chillin' in the front seat (Puck: In the front seat)
In the back seat (Puck: In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Puck: Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Puck: Woo!) (C'mon)
Passin' by is a school bus in front of me (Puck: Me)
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream (Puck: Wanna scream)
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

Puck:
It's Friday, Friday (Sam: Friday!)
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend (Sam: oh, oh, oh)

Sam:
Friday, Friday (Artie: Yeah)
Gettin' down on Friday (Puck: Friday!)
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Artie:
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend (Sam: Oh, whoa)

Puck:
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (Artie: weekend) , weekend (Artie: weekend)

Sam:
Friday, Friday (Artie: Friday!)
Gettin' down on Friday (Artie: Friday!)
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend (Puck: Weekend!)

Artie:
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah) (Sam: Oh, ho!)
Fun, fun, fun, fun (Puck: Hey!)
Lookin' forward to the weekend!

Glee Cast - Isnt She Lovely (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-23 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Isn't She Lovely by Stevie Wonder is featured in Prom Queen, the twentieth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Artie with Sam, Finn, Puck and Mike backing him up. Artie and the others perform it in the home economics room. Artie serenades Brittany during her class as a way of apologizing for calling her stupid and asks her to the prom, although she turns down his invitation for them to go to prom together.
It was originally performed by Stevie Wonder on his album titled Songs in the Key of Life.

Kurt is delighted to hear this performance because he believes that it is a prom proposal.

LYRICS:

Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderful?
Isn't she precious?
Less than one minute old,
I never thought through love we'd be
Making one as lovely as she,
But isn't she lovely made from love?

Isn't she pretty?
Truly the angel's best;
Boy, I'm so happy.
We have been heaven blessed.
I can't believe what God has done;
Through us, he's given life to one.
But isn't she lovely made from love?

Isn't she lovely?
Life and love are the same.
Life is Aisha,
The meaning of her name.
Londie, it could have not been done
Without you who conceived the one
That's so very lovely made from love.

Glee Cast - I Dont Want To Know (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-23 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

I Don't Want to Know by Fleetwood Mac is featured in Rumours, the nineteenth episode of Season Two. It was sung by Finn and Quinn. Quinn chose the song due to their conflicts after rumors were posted in The Muckraker about them cheating on one another. After they sing, Rachel indicates that she thinks Quinn's duet of Lucky with Sam is better. There is an alternative version of a Quinn solo, as well as a Finn solo.

LYRICS:

Finn and Quinn:
I don't wanna know the reasons why love keeps
Right on walking on down the line
I don't wanna stand 'tween you and love, honey
I just want you to feel fine

I don't wanna know the reasons why love keeps
Right on walking on down the line
I don't wanna stand 'tween you and love, honey
I just want you to feel fine

Finally baby
The truth has come down now
Take a listen to your spirit
It's crying out loud.
Try to believe
Oh you say you love me, but you don't know
You got me rockin' and a-reelin'
Oh, oh, yeah
A-Haa

I don't wanna know the reasons why love keeps
Right on walking on down the line
I don't wanna stand 'tween you and love, honey
I just want you to feel fine

I don't wanna know the reasons why love keeps
Right on walking on down the line
I don't wanna stand 'tween you and love, honey
I just want you to feel fine

Finally baby
The truth has been told
Now you tell me that I'm crazy
It's nothing that I didn't know
Trying to survive
Oh you say you love me, but you don't know
You got me rockin' and a-reelin'
Hey you know what you do
Oh Yeah
A-Haa

I don't wanna know the reasons why love keeps
Right on walking on down the line
I don't wanna stand 'tween you and love honey,
Take a little time

Aaaaaaaaaaah
I don't want to know.

Glee Cast - Songbird (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-23 | Songbird by Fleetwood Mac is featured in Rumours, the nineteenth episode of Season Two. Santana sings this song to Brittany in order to better express her feelings for her. She does not sing it in front of the rest of the New Directions, because she is afraid of what they might say behind her back.

During the performance, Santana looks teary-eyed and Brittany looks on intently. At the end, they both hug as Brittany speaks to her about coming on to Fondue For Two.

LYRICS:

Santana:
For you, there'll be no more cryin'
For you, the sun will be shinin'
And I feel that when I'm with you,
It's alright, I know it's right.

To you, I'll give the world
To you, I'll never be cold
'Cause I feel that when I'm with you,
It's alright, I know it's right.

And the songbirds are singing
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you,
Like never before.

Oooohhh
Oooohhh

And I wish you all the love in the world,
But most of all, I wish it from myself.

And the songbirds keep singing,
Like they know the score,

And I love you, I love you, I love you,
Like never before, like never before
Like never before.

Glee Cast - Never Going Back Again (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-23 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Never Going Back Again by Fleetwood Mac is featured in Rumours, the nineteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Artie Abrams, after he and Brittany break up. In the episode, Artie's musical backing is provided by nine acoustic guitar players, including Puck, Sam and Finn.

LYRICS:

She broke down and let me in
Made me see where I've been

Been down one time
Been down two times
I'm never going back again

You don't know what it means to win
Come down and see me again

Been down one time
Been down two times
I'm never going back again

Glee Cast - Born This Way (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Born This Way by Lady Gaga is featured in Born This Way, the eighteenth episode of Season Two. The episode that the song is featured in, is focused on the New Directions accepting their own flaws. It is performed by the New Directions excluding Santana, and features solos from Mercedes, Tina and Kurt. It is the final number of the episode.

For the performance, the members of New Directions are seen wearing shirts with text printed on them that state something about them which they have previously struggled with. Near the end of the song, Will and Emma join in wearing their own shirts, "Butt Chin" and "OCD".

Santana did not participate in this performance, though she watches with Karofsky while thinking about that Brittany said to her in the hallways.

LYRICS:

Kurt:
It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M (M-M-M-M)
Just put your paws up, 'Cause you were born this way baby

Tina:
My mamma told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir

Mercedes:
"There's nothing wrong with lovin' who you are,"
She said, "Cause he made you perfect, babe"
So, hold your head up, girl

Mercedes and Tina:
And you'll go far Listen to me when I say

Mercedes with New Directions:
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track
Baby, I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track
Baby, I was born this way (New Directions: Born this way)

Tina with New Directions:
Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (New Directions: born this way)

Ooo, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby
I was born this way

Kurt:
Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Tina:
Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Mercedes:
Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Kurt:
Don't be! (Don't be, don't be, don't be)

Tina:
Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth

In the religion of the insecure,
I must be myself, respect my youth

Mercedes with New Directions:
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
I love my life I love this record and mi amore vole fe yah

Mercedes with New Directions:
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track
Baby, I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track
Baby, I was born this way

Tina with New Directions:
Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way (New Directions: Born this way)

Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
Right track, baby
I was born this way

Kurt:
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen,
You're black, white, beige, chola descent,

Kurt with New Directions Girls:
You're Lebanese, you're orient

Kurt:
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice, and love yourself today
'Cause, baby, you were born this way

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
No matter gay, straight, or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave

New Directions:
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes

Mercedes and New Directions:
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way

New Directions:
Don't hide yourself in regret

Mercedes and New Directions:
Just love yourself, and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way (New Directions: born this way)

Tina and New Directions:
Ooo there ain't no other way (Mercedes: Ooo there ain't no)
Baby, I was born this way (Mercedes: Baby, I was)
Baby, I was born this way (Mercedes: Baby, I was born this way)

Ooo there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way (Mercedes: Baby, I was)
Right track
Baby, I was born this way

I was born this way, hey! (Mercedes: hey!)
I was born this way, hey! (Mercedes: hey!)
I'm on the right track, baby

Mercedes, Tina and New Directions:
I was born this way, hey!

Tina and New Directions:
I was born this way, hey!
I was born this way, hey! (Mercedes: hey!)

Mercedes, Tina and New Directions:
I was born this way, hey!
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, hey!

Glee Cast - As If We Never Said Goodbye (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

As If We Never Said Goodbye from Andrew Lloyd Webber's Tony award winning musical Sunset Boulevard is featured in Born This Way , the eighteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Kurt. Kurt uses this song to express his happiness of being back with the New Directions and in McKinley High. The title is ironic, as Kurt never said goodbye to the New Directions after he announced that he was transferring to Dalton Academy in the episode Furt. This is one of the very few songs performed full length in an episode.

LYRICS:

I don't know why I'm frightened
I know my way around here
The cardboard trees, the painted seas, the sound here
Yes, a world to rediscover
But I'm not in any hurry
And I need a moment

The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways
The atmosphere is thrilling here as always
Feel the early morning madness
Feel the magic in the making
Why, everything's as if we never said goodbye

I've spent so many mornings just trying to resist you
I'm trembling now, you can't know how I've missed you
Missed the fairy tale adventure
In this ever spinning playground
We were young together.

I'm coming out of make-up
The lights already burning
Not long until the cameras will start turning
And the early morning madness
And the magic in the making
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye

I don't want to be alone
That's all in the past
This world's waited long enough
I've come home at last!

And this time will be BIGGER
And brighter than we knew it
So watch me fly, we all know I can do it
Could I stop my hands from shaking?
Has there ever been a moment
With so much to live for?

The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways
So much to say, not just today but always
We'll have early morning madness
We'll have magic in the making
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
We taught the world new ways to dream

Glee Cast - I Feel Pretty / Unpretty (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-22 | I Feel Pretty/Unpretty from West Side Story/TLC is featured in Born This Way, the eighteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Rachel and Quinn as they are taking pictures for the rhinoplasty to make photoshop composites of what Rachel would look like with Quinn's nose. It is used by Rachel to express her lack of confidence in the way she looks, especially when compared to Quinn, who is considered as beautiful in her eyes. It is used by Quinn to express her jealousy toward Rachel, because of the deep feelings Finn still has for her, and the fact that she is beautiful naturally, while Quinn had to change her appearance completely to be seen as beautiful by people. Quinn hardly makes eye contact with Rachel during the song.
I Feel Pretty is a song featured in the Broadway musical West Side Story, sung by Carol Lawrence, who played Maria, in the original Broadway production, while Unpretty is a 1999 single recorded song by TLC.

This song was voted Best Glee Song of All Time by TV Line readers in a July 2011 poll.

LYRICS:

Quinn:
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes
Make you feel unpretty too
I was told I was beautiful
But what does that mean to you
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the long hair
Same old me again today-ahay hey

Rachel:
My outsides are cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'

Quinn and Rachel:
You can buy your hair if it won't grow

Quinn:
You can fix your nose if he says so (Rachel: Ahh ahh)

Quinn and Rachel:
You can buy all the make up
That M.A.C. can make
But if, you can't look inside you

Quinn:
Find out who am I to (Rachel: Ahh ahh)

Quinn and Rachel:
Be in a position to make me feel so

Rachel:
Damn unpretty

Quinn:
I feel pretty

Rachel:
Oh, so pretty

Quinn:
I feel...

Quinn and Rachel:
pretty and witty and bright

Rachel:
Never insecure until I met you
Now I'm bein' stupid I used to
Be so cute to me

Quinn and Rachel:
Just a little bit skinny

Quinn:
Why do I look to all these things

Quinn and Rachel:
To keep you happy

Rachel:
Maybe get rid of you
And then I'll get back to me, Heeey

Quinn:
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through
It's because of you

Rachel:
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
Keep on trippin'

Together:
You can buy hair if it won't grow

Quinn:
You can fix your nose if he says so (Rachel: Ahh ahh)

Quinn and Rachel:
You can buy all the make up
That M.A.C. can make,
But if, you can't look inside you

Quinn:
Find out who am I to (Rachel: Ahh ahh)

Quinn and Rachel:
Be in a position to make me feel so

Rachel:
Damn unpretty

Quinn:
I feel pretty

Rachel:
Oh, so pretty

Quinn:
I feel...

Quinn and Rachel:
pretty and witty and bright

Quinn:
And I pity

Rachel:
Any girl who isn't me tonight

Quinn:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Rachel:
Tonight

Quinn:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Rachel:
Tonight

Quinn:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Rachel:
Tonight

Quinn:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Rachel:
I feel pretty

Quinn:
You can buy your hair if it won't grow

Rachel:
Oh, so pretty

Quinn:
You can fix your nose if he says so

Rachel:
I feel pretty and witty and bright

Quinn:
You can buy all the make up
That M.A.C. can make,
But if,

Quinn and Rachel:
You can't look inside you

Quinn:
Find out who am I to (Rachel: Ahh ahh)

Quinn and Rachel:
Be in a position to make me feel so

Rachel:
Damn unpretty

Quinn:
I feel pretty

Quinn and Rachel:
But unpretty

Glee Cast - Ive Gotta Be (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

I've Gotta Be Me by Sammy Davis Jr. is featured in Born This Way, the eighteenth episode of Season Two. It's sung by Finn and danced to by Mike, as an assignment about insecurities. Finn sings it to come to terms with his dancing abilities after breaking Rachel's nose. By the end of the performance, Finn says that he feels like his dancing improved which the New Directions didn't respond to. This comes up as a problem in Season Three, as Finn has to attend Mr. Schue's booty camp program.
It first appeared in the Broadway musical Golden Rainbow and sung originally sung by Sammy Davis, Jr, recorded the song in 1968 while the musical was still running on Broadway, altering the title slightly from "I've Got To Be Me" to "I've Gotta Be Me", and released it as a single late in the year. This version of the song was a surprise hit for Davis, since the musical was not among the more successful shows on Broadway that season.

LYRICS:

Whether I'm right or whether I'm wrong
Whether I find a place in this world or never belong
I've gotta be me, I've gotta be me
What else can I be but what I am

I want to live, not merely survive
And I won't give up this dream of life that keeps me alive
I've gotta be me, I've gotta be me
The dream that I see makes me what I am

That faraway prize, a world of success
Is waiting for me if I heed the call
I won't settle down, won't settle for less
As long as there's a chance that I can have it all

I'll go it alone, that's how it must be
I can't be right for somebody else if I'm not right for me
I gotta be free, I've gotta be free
Daring to try, to do it or die, I've gotta be me

(Instrumental Break)

That faraway prize, a world of success
Is waiting for me if I heed the call
I won't settle down, won't settle for less
As long as there's a chance that I can have it all

I'll go it alone, that's how it must be
I can't be right for somebody else if I'm not right for me
I gotta be free, I just gotta be free
Daring to try, to do it or die
I've gotta ... be me!

Glee Cast - Loser Like Me (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Loser Like Me by Glee is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It is written and performed by the New Directions.
The lead solos are sung by Rachel and Finn, with Santana, Mercedes and Brittany having small solos/background vocals in this song. The song is about the members of New Directions (except Kurt, as he was at Dalton at the time), how they have been bullied and treated like outcasts, but how they are using these experiences to rise above the others.

During a brainstorming session, the kids start talking about some of the things Sue had done to them recently and how it made them feel, such as throwing sticks at Mercedes' head, filling Brittany and Santana's lockers with dirt, and asking to get Tina's name changed to "Tina Cohen-Loser" by pretending to be her. Will tells them that they might have found their song, himself coming up with the title.

The performance ends with New Directions throwing cups that have red confetti in them at the crowd, a parody of how they are usually being slushied. This is one of the two winning original songs, the other being Get It Right. Loser Like Me is sometimes known as the "Glee Theme Song".

LYRICS:

Rachel:
Yeah, you may think that I'm a zero (Santana: huh)
But hey
Everyone you wanna be,
Probably started off like me.
You may say that I'm a freak show,

Santana:
I don't care.

Rachel:
But, hey
Give it just a little time,
I bet you're gonna change your mind.
All of the dirt you've been throwing my way,
It ain't so hard to take.

Rachel and Finn:
That's right.

Rachel:
'Cause I know one day you'll be screaming my name
And I'll just look away.

Rachel and Finn:
That's right.

Rachel with New Directions:
Just go ahead and hate on me run your mouth.

Finn and Rachel:
So everyone can hear.

Rachel with New Directions:
Hit me with the worst you've got, and knock me down.

Finn and Rachel:
Baby, I don't care.

Rachel with New Directions:
Keep it up, and, soon enough, you'll figure out,
You wanna be,
You wanna be
A loser like me,
A loser like me.

Finn:
Push me up against the locker
And, hey, all I do is shake it off.
I'll get you back when I'm your boss
I'm not thinking 'bout you haters
'Cause, hey, I could be a superstar.
I'll see you when you wash my car.

Rachel:
All of the dirt you've been throwing my way,
It ain't so hard to take.

Rachel and Finn:
That's right.

Rachel:
Cause I know one day you'll be screaming my name.
And I'll just look away.

Rachel and Finn:
That's right.

Rachel with New Directions:
Just go ahead and hate on me run your mouth.

Finn and Rachel:
So everyone can hear.

Rachel with New Directions:
Hit me with the worst you've got, and knock me down.

Finn and Rachel:
Baby, I don't care.

Rachel with New Directions:
Keep it up, and, soon enough, you'll figure out,
You wanna be,
You wanna be
A loser like me,
A loser like me.

Rachel:
A loser like me.

Santana and Brittany with New Direction Girls:
Hey, you, over there,
Keep the "L" up up in the air
Hey, you, over there ,
Keep the "L" up 'cause I don't care
You can throw your sticks,
And you can throw your stones
Like a rocket just watch me go yeah
L-O-S-E-R,
I can only be who I are.

New Directions:
(Rachel:) Yeah!
Just (Rachel:Yeah!) go ahead and hate on; me run your mouth.

Rachel with New Directions:
Just go ahead and hate on me run your mouth.

Finn and Rachel:
So everyone can hear.

Rachel with New Directions:
Hit me with the worst you've got, and knock me down.

Finn and Rachel:
Baby, I don't care.

Rachel with New Directions:
Keep it up, and, soon enough, you'll figure out,
You wanna be,
You wanna be
A loser like me,

Rachel with New Directions:
Just (Mercedes:Yeah!) go ahead, and hate on me
And run your mouth

Rachel and Finn:
So everyone can hear.

Rachel with New Directions:
Hit me with the worst you've got, and knock me down.

Mercedes:
Baby, I don't care.

Rachel with New Directions:
Keep it up, and, soon enough, you'll figure out, (Mercedes: oh)
You are not me (Mercedes: be), you wanna be

A loser like me,

Rachel:
A loser like me,

New Directions:
A loser like me,

Rachel:
A loser like me,

Rachel with New Directions:
A loser like me.

Glee Cast - Get It Right (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Get It Right by Glee is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Rachel . It was written by Adam Anders, Peer Astrom and Nikki Anders, but in the episode, Rachel is the composer of this ballad, which she dedicates to Finn. Quinn inspires this song with her lecture to Rachel about her relationship with Finn, regarding the fact that, by holding on to a desperate hope to achieve a fairy tale romance with Finn at her side, she would never "get it right."
The song is the opening number for the New Directions setlist. Rachel sings with a microphone and with Tina and Brittany as backup. She looks at Finn during the performance as Quinn overlooks Finn as he watches her. After the bridge, all New Direction girls come onto the stage as backup.

LYRICS:

Rachel:
What have I done
I wish I could run
Away from this ship going under
Just trying to help
Hurt everyone else
Now I feel the weight of the world
Is on my shoulders

What can you do when your good isn't good enough
And all that you touch tumbles down
'Cause my best intentions
Keep making a mess of things

I just wanna fix it somehow
But how many times will it take
Oh, how many times will it take for me
To get it right
To get it right

Can I start again
With my faith shaken

Rachel with Tina and Brittany:
'Cause I can't go back and undo this

Rachel:
I just have to stay
And face my mistakes

Rachel with Tina and Brittany:
But if I get stronger and wiser
I'll get through this

What can you do when your good isn't good enough
And all that you touch tumbles down
'Cause my best intentions
Keep making a mess of things
I just wanna fix it somehow

But how many times will it take?
Oh, how many times will it take for me?

Rachel:
To get it right
So I throw up my fist
Throw a punch in the air
And accept the truth
That sometimes life isn't fair

Rachel with Tina and Brittany:
Yeah, I'll send out a wish
Yeah, I'll send up a prayer

Rachel:
And finally someone will see
How much I care

New Directions Girls:
What can you do when your good isn't good enough

Rachel with New Directions Girls:
All that you touch tumbles down
Oh, my best intentions
Keep making a mess of things
I just wanna fix it somehow
But how many times will it take?

Rachel with Tina and Brittany:
Oh, how many times will it take?

Rachel:
To get it right
To get it right

Glee Cast - Raise Your Glass (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Raise Your Glass by P!nk is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Blaine Anderson, with the rest of the Dalton Academy Warblers singing backup, including Kurt. This song is part of their setlist for Regional. This song, along with Candles, won them second place.

LYRICS:

Blaine:
Right right, turn off the lights
We gonna lose our minds tonight
What's the dealio?
I love when it's all too much

5 AM turn the radio up
Where's the rock and roll?
Party crasher,
Penny snatcha'
Call me up if you are gangsta'

Don't be fancy
Just get dancy
Why so serious?

Blaine with the Warblers:
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never be, never be
Anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on, and come on, and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come and
Raise Your Glass!

Blaine:
Slam slam oh hot damn
What part of party don't you understand?
Wish you'd just freak out
Can't stop coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so on right now
Party crasher, Panty snatcha'
Call me up if you a gangsta'
Don't be fancy
Just get dancy
Why so serious?

Blaine with the Warblers:
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never be, never be
Anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks

Won't you come on, and come on, and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come and
Raise Your Glass!
Just come on and come on and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass!

Blaine:
My glass is empty...
that sucks!

So if you're too school for cool
And you're treated like a fool (treated like a fool)
You could choose to let it go
We can always, we can always
Party on our own...

Blaine with the Warblers:
So raise your
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never be, never be
Anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
So raise your glass if you are wrong
In all the right ways
All my underdogs, we will never be never be!
Anything but loud
And nitty gritty dirty little freaks
Won't you come on! and come on! and
Raise your glass!
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass!
Won't you come on! and come on! and
Raise your glass!
For me
Just come on and come and
Raise your glass!

Blaine:
...for me.

Glee Cast - Candles (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Candles by Hey Monday! is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It's sung by Blaine and Kurt as a duet during Regionals with the rest of the Dalton Academy Warblers singing backup. Blaine chooses the song because it is very "emotional," and that he mostly wants to sing with Kurt just so that he can "spend more time with him" which leads to them kissing for the first time. Before the performance, Kurt admits to being nervous because it is the first time he has ever performed a solo in front of a competition audience. Despite expecting criticism from Blaine for being nervous, he assures Kurt that he finds it "adorable." Along with Raise Your Glass, this wins The Warblers second place at Regionals.
It is originally performed by Hey Monday! from their debut studio album, Hold On Tight. A revamped and demo version is also featured on their second EP of the same name.

LYRICS:

Kurt with Warblers:
The power lines went out
And I am all alone
But I don't really care, at all
Not answering my phone

Blaine with Warblers:
All the games you played
The promises you made
Couldn't finish what you started
Only darkness still remains

Blaine and Kurt with Warblers:
Lost sight
Couldn't see
When it was you and me

Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
I'm beginning to see the light
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
But I think I'll be alright

Kurt and Blaine with Warblers:
Been black and blue before

Kurt with Warblers:
There's no need to explain
I am not the jaded kind
Playback's such a waste

Kurt and Blaine with Warblers:
You're invisible,
Invisible to me
My wish is coming true
Erase the memory of your face
Lost sight
Couldn't see
When it was you and me

Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
I'm beginning to see the light
Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
But I think I'll be alright

Kurt with Warblers:
One day,
You will wake up
With nothing but "you're sorrys"

Blaine with Warblers
And someday,
You will get back

Kurt and Blaine with Warblers:
Everything you gave me

Blow the candles out
Looks like a solo tonight
I'm beginning to see the light

Kurt:
Blow the candles out

Blaine:
(The candles out)

Kurt:
Looks like a solo tonight

Blaine:
(Solo tonight)

Blaine and Kurt:
But I think I'll be alright

Glee Cast - Hell To The No (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Hell to the No by Glee is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It's performed by Mercedes, "Hell To The No!" being Mercedes' catchphrase as she says it in Pilot, Showmance, The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, I Am Unicorn and on many other occasions in the show. The song is great, according to Mr. Schuester, but he states that it is "not Regionals material," much to Mercedes' dismay.

LYRICS:

Mercedes:
Mama said get your ass out of bed,
I said hell to the no
Said wash your grandma's nasty hair,
I said hell to the no

They tried to take away my tots
I said hell to the no
Yeah, 'cause I'm the one that calls the shots
And I say hell to the no

Try to make me change my weave,
Well I got something up my sleeve
It's a whole lotta

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I said

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I'm not trying to diva out
But this shows gotta stop so shout

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
Tell me I should eat my Wheaties, you know what
Hell to the no (Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana: Hell to the no)
Tell me I'll come down with diabetes
Hell to the no (Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana: Hell to the no)

Mercedes and Tina:
Try to make me change my eats

Mercedes:
But baby that just isn't me
I'm a whole lot of

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I said

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I'm not trying to diva out
But this shows gotta stop so shout

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
Take me you can leave me but I won't ever change
If you don't like the rules don't play my game
Time for me to get R-E-S-P-E-C-T, but if I don't, it's all in me

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I said

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I'm not trying to diva out
But this shows gotta stop so shout

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
I'm not trying to diva out
But this shows gotta stop so shout

Mercedes with Tina, Brittany, Lauren and Santana:
Woah, oh, oh, oh, oh
Hell to the no-no, no-no, no-no, no-no

Mercedes:
Aw, hell to the no...

Glee Cast - Big Ass Heart (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Big Ass Heart by Glee is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It is an original song written and performed by Puck for Lauren.
In the episode, after being forbidden to sing My Chemical Romance's Sing, Rachel suggests that they write original music for Regionals, and Mr. Schuester assigns the New Directions with the task of writing original songs. Puck says he feels the song could make up for his offensive performance of Fat Bottomed Girls in Silly Love Songs, which had hurt Lauren's feelings. However, Lauren appears to enjoy the song, as she is seen laughing and sort of dancing around in her chair while Puck is singing to her.

This song was made available for purchase on iTunes for the price of 69 cents, the studio version, however, was the same as the version on the episode unlike other Glee songs covered, most are sung for a short length on the show rather than the same length as the Studio Versions.

LYRICS:

My girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations
He said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations
She stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy"
If you don't drop a few girl, you won't make it past age forty

My girl said, "Hey lookie, on that fancy x-ray chart"
Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big ass heart"

I'm telling you my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart
When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart
That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest
And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest

I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair
Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs
So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets
When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets

Oh, that big ass heart
Oh, that big ass heart

Glee Cast - Blackbird (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Blackbird by The Beatles is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Kurt with the Dalton Academy Warblers as back up. Kurt sings this in honor of his canary, Pavarotti, the Warblers' mascot, who died suddenly in his cage, presumably by a stroke. During the song, Blaine realizes that he has very strong feelings for Kurt. Blaine and the rest of the Warblers also decide to let Kurt share a duet with Blaine at Regionals after hearing his version of the song and after Blaine's suggestion. This is the only song of the second season where the Warblers were not voiced by the Tufts University Beelzebubs, but instead by studio singers.

LYRICS:

Kurt:
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings, and learn to fly.
All your life,
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night,
Take these sunken eyes, and learn to see.
All your life,
You were only waiting for this moment to be free.

Kurt (with the Warblers):
Blackbird, fly.
Blackbird, fly
Into the light of the dark black night.
Blackbird, fly.
Blackbird, fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.

Glee Cast - Trouty Mouth (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-09-03 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Trouty Mouth by Glee is featured in Original Song, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. After New Directions discovers that they are forbidden to sing My Chemical Romance's SING!, Rachel suggests that they write original songs for Regionals as it will increase their chances of winning. Santana protests when Rachel and Quinn offer, saying that all of them should have the chance to write their own songs. Thus, Mr. Schuester assigns New Directions to write original songs. Santana is accompanied by Tina on the piano and dances seductively. Before being able to finish the song, Sam interrupts, angry and offended with the constant mouth jokes. They say Santana Lopez wrote it with help from Tina.
After Will rejects Hell To The No as a song for Regionals, Santana again offers "Trouty Mouth," saying she has written another verse for the song (though Sam objects by holding up a "Hell No" sign). The additional verse was not performed, or included, in the version released on iTunes.

LYRICS:

Guppy Face,
Trouty Mouth,
Is that how people's lips look where you come from in the South?

Grouper Mouth,
Froggy Lips,
I love suckin' on those salamander lips.

Wanna put a fish hook in those lips, so cherry red
If you tried hard enough, you could suck a baby's head!

Whoo!
Oh, yeah-eah, yeah.

Glee Cast - Landslide (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-27 | Landslide by Fleetwood Mac is featured in Sexy, the fifteenth episode of Season Two. It was sung by Holly with Santana and Brittany singing as back up.
It was sung because Santana wanted to tell Brittany how she feels about her. Even though Santana tells Rachel that, just because she sings a song with Brittany doesn't mean that she can put a label on her, the song does make her realize how she feels about Brittany and their relationship.

The song was originally sung by Fleetwood Mac from their second self titled album and was written by Stevie Nicks. The song covered by Glee however was a re-interpreted version by the Dixie Chicks.

LYRICS:

Holly:
I took my love and I took it down
I climbed a mountain and I turned around
And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills
Where the landslide brought me down.

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart

Holly with Santana:
Rise above?
Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life?

Holly with Santana and Brittany:
Oh-Oh..oh-oh...oh

Well, I've been afraid of changin'
Cause I've built my life around you

Holly with Brittany:
(Santana in the show version:) But time
(Brittany in the show version:) makes you bolder

Holly with Brittany and Santana:
Children get older
And I'm getting older too

Holly:
Well...

(Instrumental Break)

Holly with Santana and Brittany:
Well, I've been afraid of changin'
Cause I've built my life around you

Holly with Brittany:
But time makes you bolder

Holly with Santana and Brittany:
Children get older
And I'm getting older too

Holly:
Well, I'm getting older too
So.. take this love and take it down
Yeah, if you climb a mountain and you...

Holly with Santana and Brittany:
...turn around
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills

Holly:
Where the landslide brought me down

Holly with Santana and Brittany:
And if you see my reflection in the snow-covered hills

Holly:
Well maybe...
Well maybe...

Holly with Santana and Brittany:
Well maybe...

Holly:
The landslide will bring you down.

Glee Cast - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-27 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer by Amos Milburn is featured in Blame It on the Alcohol, the fourteenth episode of Season Two. This song is sung by Shannon Beiste and Will Schuester. Shannon invites Will to come to a bar and they drink a few cups of beer before singing the song in a sort of drunken state.
It was originally sung by Amos Milburn and covered by George Thorogood. The version that they sing is George Thorogood's version.

LYRICS:

Will:
I wanna tell you a story
About the house-man blues
I come home on Friday
Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job

Coach Beiste:
Uh um
She said, that don't confront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday

Will:
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent
And out the door I went

Both:
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer

Will:
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

Both:
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer, HAH!

Coach Beiste:
I ain't seen my baby since the night before last
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer

Both:
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
(Will: I want all that!)

Will:
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer

Both:
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Beiste: YEAH!)
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer (Will: C'MON NOW!)
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
(Will: Yeah baby, drinks on me!)

Glee Cast - Blame It (On The Alcohol) (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-27 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Blame It (On the Alcohol) by Jamie Foxx is featured in Blame It on the Alcohol, the fourteenth episode of Season Two. It was sung by the New Directions for McKinley High's Alcohol Awareness Week.
They performed in the school's Auditorium. The whole group was still drunk from Artie's Bloody Mary and/or hungover from Rachel's party two nights before the performance. Santana, Puck, Mercedes and Artie take lead vocals.

LYRICS:

Artie:
Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie:
Eh, she say she usually don't
But I know that she front
Cause shawty know what she want
But she don't wanna seem like she's easy.

Puck:
I ain't saying what you won't do
But you know we probably gonna do
What you been feelin' deep insi-i-ide
Don't li-i-i.e. now

Mercedes with New Directions (Whispering):
Boy what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can

Mercedes:
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Santana: ooh)
Just one more round and you're down, I know it (Santana: ooh yeah, yeah)

Artie with New Directions (Whispering):
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in

Mercedes:
My buzz set in

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Blame it on the vodka, (hey)
Blame it on the henny. (hey)
Blame it on the blue top, (hey)
Got you feeling dizzy. (hey)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie:
Ooh see
She spilled some drink on me (on me)
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy (tipsy)
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gonna do (gonna do)
Baby I would rather show you (show you)
What you been missing in your li-i-i-ife when I get insi-i-i-ide.

Mercedes with New Directions (Whispering):
Boy what you drinking?
Gonna let sink in
Here for the weekend
Thinking
We can

Mercedes:
See where we can be if we press fast forward (Santana: oh)
Just one more round and you're down I know it (Santana: oooh) yeah

Artie with New Directions (Whispering):
Fill another cup up
Feeling on your butt what?
You don't even care now
I was unaware how

Artie:
Fine you was before my buzz set in

Mercedes:
My buzz set in

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose, (Mercedes: blame it on the goose)
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone. (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)

Blame it on the vodka, (hey)
Blame it on the henny. (hey)
Blame it on the blue top, (Mercedes: yeah)
Got you feeling dizzy. (hey) (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Artie and Mercedes:
Now to the ballas poppin' bottles
With their henny in their cups
Screaming money ain't a thing
If you ain't throw it up

Artie:
In the sky

Mercedes:
In the sky

Artie:
And hold your drinks up high

Mercedes:
Up high

Puck and Santana:
To my independent mamas
Who can buy their own bottles
If you looking like a model
When them broke fellas holla

Artie:
Tell them bye

Mercedes:
Buh-bye

Artie:
Hold your drinks up high

Mercedes:
High

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the goose,
Got you feeling loose.
Blame it on the 'tron,
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol. (Mercedes: alcohol)

Blame it on the vodka, (hey)
Blame it on the henny. (hey)

Mercedes and Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the blue top, (hey)
Got you feeling dizzy. (hey)

Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Mercedes and Artie with New Directions:
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.

Glee Cast - Dont You Want Me (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-27 | Don't You Want Me by Human League is featured in Blame It on the Alcohol, the fourteenth episode of Season Two. It was performed by Rachel and Blaine. They perform this song on the stage in Rachel's basement after drunkenly making out during a game of "Spin the Bottle" during "The Rachel Berry House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza". Rachel drunkenly announces that her new duet partner will be Blaine, and leans into a noticeably disturbed Kurt, laughing hysterically. After this song, Rachel considers her interest in Blaine, and decides to act on it. This is also the first song that Blaine sings that is not related to Dalton Academy or The Warblers.

This song was released as a single and was on Glee: The Music, Volume 5.

LYRICS:

Blaine:
You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar,
When I met you...
I picked you out, I shook you up, and turned you around,
Turned you into someone new.

Now five years later on, you've got the world at your feet.
Success has been so easy for you,
But don't forget it's me who put you where you are now,
And I can put you back down too.

Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me

Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe it
When you say that you don't need me

Both:
It's much too late to find.
You think you've changed your mind.
You'd better change it back, or we will both be sorry.

Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh

Rachel:
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.
That much is true,
But even then I knew I'd find a much better place
Either with or without you.

The five years we have had have been such good times.
I still love you,
But now I think it's time I lived my life on my own.
I guess it's just what I must do.

Both:
Don't, don't you want me?
You know I can't believe it
When I hear that you won't see me.

Don't, don't you want me?
You know I don't believe you
When you say that you don't need me.

It's much too late to find.
When you think you've changed your mind,
You'd better change it back or we will both be sorry

Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, ohh

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me, oh
Don't you want me, baby?

Glee Cast - Firework (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Firework by Katy Perry is featured in Silly Love Songs, the twelfth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Rachel. The Glee Club's assignment was to sing a love song to a partner, and Rachel uses Finn as her inspiration after he comes down with mononucleosis and admits to her that when he kissed Quinn, he experienced 'fireworks'.

LYRICS:

Rachel:
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin?
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
6 feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing.
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

You don't have to feel like a waste of space.
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow
And when it's time, you'll know
You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

Rachel with New Directions girls (except Quinn):
'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

Rachel:
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough

'Cause baby you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Rachel with New Directions girls (except Quinn):
Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Rachel:
Aweee!!

New Directions girls (except Quinn):
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter

Rachel with New Directions girls (except Quinn):
Than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon.

Glee Cast - When I Get You Alone (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

When I Get You Alone by Robin Thicke is featured in Silly Love Songs, the twelfth episode of Season Two. It is performed by Blaine and the Dalton Academy Warblers at a GAP store.
With this song Blaine professes his love for Jeremiah, a closeted gay Gap junior manager; however, Jeremiah doesn't accept his feelings and Blaine is shot down. It was The background vocals were arranged and performed by the Beelzebubs, an all-male a capella group from Tufts University.

LYRICS:

Vum Vum Vum Vum...!
Vum Vum Vum Vum...!

Oooooooh

Baby girl, where you at?
Got no strings, got men attached
Can't stop that feelin' for long, no.

You makin' dogs wanna beg,
Breaking them off your fancy legs,
But they make you feel right at home, now.

See, all these illusions just take us too long,
And I want it bad.
Because you walk pretty
Because you talk pretty
'Cause you make me sick
And I'm not leavin',
Till you're leavin'

Oh, I swear, there's something when she's pumpin'
Asking for a raise.
Well, does she want me to carry her home, now?
So, does she want me to buy her things?

On my house, on my job
On my loot, shoes, my shirt
My crew, my mind, my father's last name?

When I get you alone,
When I get you, you'll know, baby
When I get you alone.

Come on
Oh yeah-yeah
Baby girl, you da shhh.
That makes you my equivalent.
Well, you can keep your toys in the drawer tonight
Alright

All my dawgs talkin' fast-
Aint you got some photographs?
'Cause you shook that room like a star, now
Yes you did
Yes you did

All these intrusions just take us too long,
And I want you so bad.
Because you walk steady
Because you talk steady
'Cause you make me sick
And I'm not leavin', till you're leavin'

So, I pray to something she ain't bluffin'
Rubbin' up on me.
Well, does she want me to make a vow?
Check it
Well, does she want me to make it now?

On my house, on my job
On my loot, shoes, my voice
My crew, my mind, my father's last name?

When I get you alone
When I get you you'll know baby
When I get you alone
When I get you alone
Whooooaaaaaah Ooooh
When I get you alooooooone

Glee Cast - Silly Love Songs (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Silly Love Songs by Paul McCartney & Wings is featured in Silly Love Songs, the twelfth episode of Season Two. It was sung by Blaine and the Warblers. It was their second off campus performance, after When I Get You Alone at the Gap store earlier in the episode. It was performed at Lima's local restaurant, BreadstiX. Kurt introduced the group, and had forced several members of the New Directions to come and support them, except Finn and Quinn because they had mono.

LYRICS:

You'd think that people would have
Had enough of silly love songs.
But I look around me and I see it isn't so.
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs.

And what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know, 'cause here I go again

I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,

I can't explain the feeling's plain to me,
Say can't you see?
Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me
Now can't you see,

What's wrong with that
I need to know, 'cause here I go again
I love you, I love you

Love doesn't come in a minute,
Sometimes it doesn't come at all
I only know that when I'm in it
It isn't silly, no, it isn't silly, love isn't silly at all.

How can I tell you about my loved one?
How can I tell you about my loved one?

How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)
How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)

Glee Cast - Fat Bottomed Girls (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Fat Bottomed Girls by Queen is featured in Silly Love Songs, the twelfth episode of Season Two. It's meant as a love song to Lauren from Puck, but she takes offense from it.

LYRICS:

Puck with the New Direction Boys:
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery, huh
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them lardy ladies every time
C'mon

Puck with the New Direction Boys:
Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Puck:
Hey listen here
I've got mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality I tell you
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Hey big woman you gonna make a big man of me
Now get this

Puck with the New Direction Boys:
Oh (Puck: I know) you gonna take me home tonight (Puck: please)
Oh down beside that red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
(Puck: Yeah)
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Puck (New Direction Boys):
Oooh yeah, alright, them fat bottomed girls
(New Direction Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yeah yeah yeah alright, ride em' cowboy
(New Direction Boys: Fat bottomed girls)
Yes yes

Glee Cast - Thriller/Heads Will Roll (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | Thriller/Heads Will Roll by Michael Jackson/Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Mash-up. It is featured in The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, the eleventh episode of Season Two. It is sung by the New Directions with the Football Team. The song was released as a single and is on the album Glee: The Music, Volume 5.

LYRICS:

Santana and Rachel with New Directions:
Off with your head
D-dance dance dance till you're dead
O-off off off with your head
D-dance dance dance till you're dead
O-off off off with your head

Artie:
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart,

Artie with New Directions:
You try to scream

Artie and Rachel:
But terror takes the sound before you make it

Santana:
Heads will roll, heads will roll!

Artie with New Directions:
You start to freeze

Artie and Rachel:
As horror looks you right between the eyes

Artie:
You're paralyzed, 'cause this is

Artie with New Directions:
Thriller, thriller night

Artie:
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike, you know it's

Artie with New Directions:
Thriller, thriller night

Artie:
You're fighting for your life inside a

Artie with New Directions:
Killer, thriller

Artie:
Tonight!

Rachel and Santana:
Off with your head
D-dance dance dance 'til you're dead
O-off off off with your head
D-dance dance dance until you're dead

Santana:
Ooh, you hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

Artie with New Directions:
You close your eyes...

Artie and Rachel:
And hope that this is just imagination

Santana:
Heads will roll, heads will roll!

Artie with New Directions:
But all the while

Artie and Rachel:
You hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time

Artie with New Directions:
Thriller, thriller night

Artie:
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl

Artie with New Directions:
Thriller, thriller night

Artie:
You're fighting for your life inside a

Artie with New Directions:
Killer, thriller

Artie:
Tonight!

Santana and Rachel with New Directions:
Off with your head
D-dance dance dance until you're dead
O-off off off with your head
D-dance dance dance until you're dead

Finn:
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver (Santana: off with your head)
For no mere mortal can resist (Santana: Dance 'till you're dead)
The evil of Thriller (Santana: Heads will roll, heads will roll!)

Santana:
Heads will roll, on the floor!

Artie:
Cause this is

Artie with New Directions:
Thriller, thriller night

Artie:
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost could ever dare try

Artie with New Directions:
Thriller, thriller night

Artie:
So let me hold you tight and share a

Artie with New Directions:
Killer, thriller

Artie:
Tonight!

Rachel & Santana with New Directions:
Off with your head
D-dance dance dance until you're dead
O-off off off with your head
D-dance dance dance until you're dead
O-off off off with your head

Glee Cast - Bills, Bills, Bills (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Bills, Bills, Bills by 'Destiny's Child is featured in The Sue Sylvester Shuffle, the eleventh episode of Season Two. It is performed by Blaine with the Dalton Academy Warblers. The background vocals were arranged and performed by the Beelzebubs, an all-male acapella group from Tufts University.

LYRICS:

Blaine:
At first we started out real cool
Taking me places I ain't never been
But now you're getting comfortable
Ain't doing those things you did no more
You're slowly making me pay for things
Your money should be handling

And now you ask to use my car
Drive it all day and don't fill up the tank
And you have the audacity
To even come and step to me
Ask to hold some money from me
Until you get your check next week

You trifling good for nothing type of brother
Silly me! Why haven't I found another?
A baller when times get hard
I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about

Blaine with the Warblers:
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So you and me are through

Blaine:
Now you've been maxing out my card
Gave me bad credit buyin' me gifts with my own ends
Haven't paid the first bill
But instead you're headin' to the mall
Goin' on shopping sprees
Perpetrating to your friends like you be ballin'

And then you use my cell phone
Callin' whoever that you thinks at home
And then when the bill comes
All of a sudden you be acting dumb
Don't know where none of these calls come from
When your momma's number's here more than once

You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Silly me why haven't I found another?
A baller when times get hard
I need someone to help me out
Instead of a scrub like you
Who don't know what a man's about

Blaine with the Warblers:
Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?
Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So you and me are through

You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't I found another
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't I found another
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't I found another
You triflin' good for nothing type of brother
Oh silly me why haven't i found another

Can you pay my bills?
Can you pay my telephone bills?Do you pay my automo' bills?
If you did then maybe we could chill
I don't think you do
So you and me are through

Glee Cast - Baby Its Cold Outside (karaoke version) [LEADS VOCAL]

JawetVideos 2012-08-22 | [CREDIT TO KARAFUN]

Baby, It's Cold Outside by Frank Loesser is featured in A Very Glee Christmas, the tenth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Kurt and Blaine at Dalton Academy. Blaine tells Kurt to "stop studying so hard" and requests his help with the duet he will be performing at the Kings Island's(an amusement park in Mason, Ohio [near Cincinnati]) "Christmas Spectacular". Throughout the song, Kurt and Blaine danced was flirtatious with each other. After acting out the song, Blaine tells Kurt he's "much better than that girl's gonna be". After the song, Will Schuester appears and as Blaine leaves, Kurt reveals to Will that he is in love with Blaine.

LYRICS:

Kurt:
I really can't stay.

Blaine:
But baby, it's cold outside.

Kurt:
I've got to go away.

Blaine:
But baby, it's cold outside.

Kurt:
This evening has been...

Blaine:
Been hoping that you'd drop in.

Kurt:
...so very nice.

Blaine:
I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.

Kurt:
My mother will start to worry.

Blaine:
Beautiful, what's your hurry?

Kurt:
My father will be pacing the floor.

Blaine:
Listen to the fireplace roar.

Kurt:
So really, I'd better scurry.

Blaine:
Beautiful, please don't hurry.

Kurt:
But maybe just a half a drink more.

Blaine:
Put some records on while I pour.

Kurt:
The neighbors might think.

Blaine:
Baby, it's bad out there.

Kurt:
Say, what's in this drink?

Blaine:
No cabs to be had out there.

Kurt:
I wish I knew how...

Blaine:
Your eyes are like starlight now.

Kurt:
...to break the spell.

Blaine:
I'll take your hat; your hair looks well.

Kurt:
I ought to say no, no, no, Sir.

Blaine:
Mind if I move in closer?

Kurt:
At least I'm gonna say that I tried.

Blaine:
What's the sense in hurting my pride?

Kurt:
I really can't stay.

Blaine:
Baby, don't hold out.

Blaine (Kurt):
Ah (Oh),

Kurt and Blaine:
but Baby it's cold outside.

Kurt:
I simply must go

Blaine:
But, baby, it's cold outside

Kurt:
The answer is no

Blaine:
But, baby, it's cold outside

Kurt:
This welcome has been...

Blaine:
How lucky that you'd drop in

Kurt:
...so nice and warm.

Blaine:
Look out the window at that storm.

Kurt:
My sister will be suspicious

Blaine:
Gosh, your lips look delicious

Kurt:
My brother will be there at the door.

Blaine:
Waves upon a tropical shore.

Kurt:
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

Blaine:
Ooh, your lips are delicious

Kurt:
But maybe just a cigarette more

Blaine:
Never such a blizzard before

Kurt:
I've gotta get home.

Blaine:
But baby, you'll freeze out there.

Kurt:
Say, lend me your coat.

Blaine:
It's up to your knees out there.

Kurt:
You've really been grand.

Blaine:
I thrill when you touch my hand.

Kurt:
But don't you see.

Blaine:
How can you do this thing to me?

Kurt:
There's bound to be talk tomorrow.

Blaine:
Think about a life long sorrow.

Kurt:
At least there will be plenty implied.

Blaine:
If you caught pneumonia and died.

Kurt:
I really can't stay.

Blaine:
Get over that hold out.

Blaine (Kurt):
Ahh (Oh),

Blaine and Kurt:
but Baby it's cold outside!

Glee Cast - Hey, Soul Sister (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-20 | Hey, Soul Sister by Train is featured in Special Education, the ninth episode of Season Two. It was sung by the Dalton Academy Warblers as their song for Sectionals. It made them win Sectionals, tying with the New Directions and allowing them to move on to Regionals. Blaine is the only Warbler to get a solo in this song.

LYRICS:

Heeey, heeeey, heeeey!
(Tonight)
(Heeey) He-e-e-ey,
(Heeey) He-e-e-ey,
(Heeey) He-e-e-ey

Your lipstick stains
On the front lobe of my left side brains
I knew I wouldn't forget you.
And so I went and let you
Blow my mind (blow my mind)

Your sweet moonbeam
The smell of you in every single dream I dream.
I knew when we collided,
You're the one I have decided
Who's one of my kind. (One of my kind)

Hey, soul sister,
Ain't that Mister, Mister on the radio, stereo
The way you move ain't fair you know.

Hey, soul sister
I don't want to miss a single thing you do
Tonight

(Hey) Hey, (Heeey) He-e-e-ey, (Heeey) He-e-e-ey

Just in time
I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me.
You gave my life direction,
A game show love connection we cant deny.
I'm so obsessed.
My heart is bound to beat right out my untrimmed chest.
I believe in you, like a virgin you're Madonna.
And I'm always gonna want to blow your mind.

Hey soul sister,
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo.
The way you move ain't fair, you know

Hey, soul sister
I don't want to miss a single thing you do, tonight

The way you can cut a rug;
Watching you's the only drug I need!
So gangster, I'm so thug.
You're the only one I'm dreaming of, you see,
I can be myself now finally.
In fact there's nothing I can't be;
I want the world to see you'll be
With me

Hey soul sister,
Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo.
The way you move ain't fair you know

Hey, soul sister,
I don't want to miss a single thing you do
Tonight

Hey, soul sister,
I don't want to miss a single thing you do
Tonight

(Hey) Hey, (Heeey) He-e-e-ey, (Heeey) He-e-e-ey
Tonight

(Hey) Hey, (Heeey) He-e-e-ey, (Heeey) He-e-e-ey
Tonight

Glee Cast - (Ive Had) The Time Of My Life (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-20 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

(I've Had) The Time of My Life from the musical Dirty Dancing is featured in Special Education, the ninth episode of Season Two. It is sung at Sectionals by the New Directions with Sam and Quinn on lead vocals, after Emma gives Will the advice that his Glee Club is bursting with talent and Will deciding to pick the winners of the duets competiton featured in Duets to sing lead during their Sectionals competition. Naya Rivera (Santana) and Amber Riley (Mercedes) provide backing vocals for this track. This is also Lauren Zizes debut performance as a member of New Directions.

LYRICS:

Sam:
Now I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before.
Yes, I swear, it's the truth,
And I owe it all to you.

Quinn:
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I owe it all to you-oooh

Sam:
I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone to stand by me

Quinn:
We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical fantasy

Quinn and Sam:
Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each others' hand
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency (Quinn: Ohh)

Sam:
Just remember

Quinn:
You're the one thing

Sam:
I can't get enough of (New Directions: I can't get enough of}

Quinn:
So I'll tell you something

Quinn and Sam:
This could be love (New Directions: This could be love)

Quinn and Sam with New Directions:
Because I've had the time of my life
No, I never felt like this before (New Directions Boys: never felt this way)
Yes, I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to you oooh

Sam:
Hey baby

Quinn:
Hey baby
With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll ever know

Sam and New Directions Boys:
So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control, no

Quinn:
Yes I know what's on your mind when you say

Quinn and New Directions Girls:
"Stay with me tonight"

Sam:
Stay with me tonight
Just remember

Sam and New Directions Boys:
You're the one thing

Quinn and New Directions Girls:
I can't get enough of (New Directions: I can't get enough of)

Sam and New Directions Boys:
So I'll tell you something,

Quinn and Sam:
This could be love (New Directions: This could be love)

Quinn and Sam with New Directions:
Because I've had the time of my life (Mercedes: cause heeey yeah)
No, I never felt like this before (New Directions Boys: never felt this way)
Yes, I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to you

'Cause I've had the time of my life (Mercedes: yeah, yeah)

And I've searched through every open door (New Directions Boys: every open door)
'Till I found the truth (Mercedes: it's the truth) and I owe it all to you oooh

Sam:
Now I've had the time of my life (Quinn: I've)
No, I never felt like this before (Quinn: never felt this way)
Yes, I swear, it's the truth
And I owe it all to you

Quinn and Sam with New Directions:
(Santana: I've had) the time of my life (Mercedes: of my life)
No, I never felt like this before (Santana: never felt this way)
Yes, I swear (Mercedes: I swear), it's the truth
(Mercedes: It's the truth) and I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life (Sam: had time of my life)
And I've searched through every open door (Mercedes: every open door) (New Directions Boys: every open door)
'Till I found (Santana: till I found) the truth (Mercedes: the truth) and I owe it all to (With Santana: you)

Mercedes and New Directions:
Oh woah, woah, woah, Woah

Sam:
Now I've (Quinn: I've) had

Quinn and Sam:
The time of my life

Glee Cast - Dont Cry For Me Argentina (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-20 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Don't Cry for Me Argentina from Evita was featured in Special Education, the ninth episode of Season Two. There are two versions of this song, each sung by Rachel Berry and Kurt Hummel. In the episode, the two versions are intercut. In the episode, Rachel sings the song to help Kurt with an audition for the Warblers. Kurt then sang this song to audition but doesn't win a solo. Blaine tells Kurt he didn't get it because he tried too hard to be unique while the Warblers are all about teamwork, not individualism. This is the overall third duet to be sung by Rachel and Kurt.
It is originally by Julie Covington from the 1978 musical Evita.

LYRICS:

Rachel/Kurt:
It won't be easy
You'll think it's strange
When I try to explain how I feel
That I still need your love
After all that I've done
You won't believe me
All you will see
Is a girl you once knew
Although she's dressed up to the nines
At sixes and sevens with you

I had to let it happen
I had to change
Couldn't stay all my life down at heel
Looking out of the window
Staying out of the sun
So I chose freedom
Running around trying everything new
But nothing impressed me at all
I never expected it too

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

And as for fortune and as for fame
I never invited them in
Though it seemed to the world
They were all I desired
They are illusions
They're not the solutions
They promise to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you and hope you love me

Don't cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

Have I said to much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do
Is look at me to know
That every word is true

Glee Cast - Dog Days Are Over (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-20 | Dog Days Are Over by Florence + The Machine is featured in Special Education, the ninth episode of Season Two. It's a duet sung by Tina and Mercedes with the New Directions singing back-up. Will wanted to give the solo parts to Rachel, but she refused the solo(for the first time) because she was still upset from her recent break-up with Finn, so she passed it to the two "unsung heroes". The song is the last part of the episode, making it the second time New Directions sung a celebratory song after Sectionals.
The song was originally performed by Florence + The Machine from their debut album Lungs. It became a hit, pushing the originally 'Indie' labelled into prominence. The song was originally scheduled for release in Nov. 24, 2008, but it was pulled to Dec.1, 2008.

LYRICS:

Tina:
Happiness hit her
Like a train on a tra-a-ack

Mercedes:
Coming towards her,
Stuck, still no turning ba-a-ack

Tina:
She hid around corners
And she hid under beds

Mercedes:
She killed it with kisses
And from it she fled

Tina:
With every bubble,
She sank with a drink

Mercedes:
And washed it away down the kitchen sink

Tina:
The dog days are over
The dog days are done
The horses are comin'
So you better run

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
Run fast for your mother,

Mercedes and Tina
Run fast for your father

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
Run for your children;

Mercedes and Tina
for your sisters and brothers

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
Leave all your love and your longing behind

Mercedes and Tina
You can't carry it with you, if you want to survive.

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
The dog days are over

Mercedes and Tina
The dog days are done

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
Can you hear the horses
'Cause here they come

Tina:
And I never wanted
anything from you
Except everything you had
And what was left after that too
Oh

Tina and Mercedes with New Directions:
Happiness hit her like a bullet in the back
Struck from a great height
By someone who should know better than that
The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses
'Cause here they come

Mercedes and Tina with New Directions:
Run fast for your mother, run fast for your father
Run for your children; for your sisters and brothers
Leave all your love and your longing behind
You can't carry it with you, if you want to survive.

The dog days are over
The dog days are done
Can you hear the horses
'Cause here they come

The dog days are over
The dog days are done (Mercedes and Tina: Here they come!)
The horses are comin'
So you'd better run
The dog days and over
The dog days are done (Mercedes and Tina: Here they come!)
The horses are comin',
So you'd better run

Glee Cast - Just The Way You Are (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Just the Way You Are by Bruno Mars is featured in Furt, the eighth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Finn with members of New Directions doing the background vocals. Finn sings this to Kurt to thank him for showing him what it is like to be a real man and promises that he'll always stick up for him, no matter what the consequences are. It is also the second Bruno Mars song performed in the episode; the first is Marry You.
The song is originally performed by Bruno Mars from his debut album Doo-Wops and Hooligans.

LYRICS:

Finn:
Oooh
Her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they're not shining.
Her hair, her hair falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday.

Yeah I know, I know when I compliment her she won't believe me
And it's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me "Do I look okay?" I say

Finn & New Directions:
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Finn:
Yeaaah
Her lips, her lips I could kiss them all day if she let me
Her laugh, her laugh she hates but I think it's so sexy
She's so beautiful and I tell her everyday

Oh you know, you know, you know I'd never ask you to change
If perfects what you're searching for then just stay the same
So don't even bother asking if you look okay you know I'll say

Finn (New Directions):
When I see your face (When I see your face)
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing (you're amazing)
Just the way you are
And when you smile (when you smile )
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are
The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Finn:
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile
The whole world stops and stares for a while
'Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are
Yeaah.

Glee Cast - Sway (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Sway by Pablo Beltrán Ruiz is featured in Furt, the eighth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Will Schuester at Burt and Carole's wedding reception.
This song is featured on The Glee Karaoke App.

LYRICS:

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have that magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sound of violins
Long before, it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

Other dancers may be on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique
When we sway I go weak

I can hear the sound of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how
Sway me smooth, sway me now

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

When marimbas start to play
Hold me close, make me sway
Like an ocean hugs the shore
Hold me close, sway me more

Like a flower bending in the breeze
Bend with me, sway with ease
When we dance you have a way with me
Stay with me, sway with me

Glee Cast - Marry You (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Marry You by Bruno Mars is featured in Furt, the eighth episode of Season Two. It is performed by New Directions for Burt Hummel (Kurt's father) and Carole Hudson's (Finn's mother) wedding, which was organized by Kurt.
Solos were given to Finn, Rachel, Quinn, Sam, Artie, Brittany, Tina and Mike. It is the first of the two Bruno Mars songs that are performed at the wedding, the other being Just the Way You Are.

LYRICS:

Finn:
It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.

Rachel:
Is it the look in your eyes?
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby?
I think I wanna marry you.

Quinn:
Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard
We can go-o-oh (go-o-oh), no one will know-o-oh (know-o-oh).

Sam:
Oh come on, girl.

Quinn:
Who cares if we're trashed?
Got a pocket full of cash

Sam and Quinn:
We can blow-o-oh (blow-o-oh)
Shots of patro-o-on (patro-o-on)

Sam:
Ahh and it's on girl.

Artie and Brittany:
Don't say no, no, no, no-no,
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah,
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.

Artie:
If you're ready like I'm ready.

Tina:
'Cause it's a beautiful night,

Tina and Mike:
We're looking for something dumb to do.

Tina:
Hey, baby!

Tina and Mike:
I think I wanna marry you.

Artie and Brittany:
Is it the look in your eyes?
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby?
I think I wanna marry you.

Quinn:
Ohh!

Sam:
I'll go get a ring

Quinn:
Let the choir bells sing

Sam and Quinn:
Like o-o-ooh (o-o-ooh),
So whatcha wanna do-o-oh (do-o-oh)?

Sam:
Let's just run girl.

Finn:
If we wake up and we wanna break up,

Finn and Rachel:
That's co-o-ol (co-o-ol).
No, I won't blame you-o-oh (you-o-oh);

Finn and New Directions:
Ahh, it was fun girl

Artie, Brittany and New Directions:
Don't say no, no, no, no-no,
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah,
And we'll go, go, go, go-go,
If you're ready like I'm ready.

Rachel, Finn and New Directions:
'Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey, baby, I think I wanna marry you.

Artie, Brittany and New Directions:
Is it the look in your eyes?
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares, baby?
I think I wanna marry you.

Sam:
Just say I do-oh-o-oh,

Finn:
Tell me right now baby,

Artie:
Tell me right now baby.

Sam:
Just say I do-oh-o-oh,

Artie:
Tell me right now baby,

Finn:
Tell me right now baby, baby, oh

Rachel, Finn and New Directions:
Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.
Is it the look in your eyes?
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby?
I think I wanna marry you.

Glee Cast - Singing In The Rain/Umbrella (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Singing in the Rain/Umbrella from Singin' in the Rain/Rihanna ft. Jay-Z is featured in The Substitute, the seventh episode of Season Two. It is sung by Will Schuester, Holly Holliday, Artie Abrams and the New Directions.
In the episode Will wants the Glee kids to perform the song Singin' in the Rain from the musical Singin' in the Rain. Because the song is over 50 years old, the club is displeased as they were hoping to sing more modern songs. Will goes to Holly and asks her what he can do to make the song more modern for the kids. They decide to mash it up with the song Umbrella.

LYRICS:

Holly:
Uh-huh Uh-huh

Artie:
Yeah, Holly

Holly:
Uh-huh Uh-huh

Artie:
Good girl gone bad.

Holly:
Uh-huh Uh-huh

Artie:
Take three... Action

Holly:
Uh-huh Uh-huh

Artie:
Go!

Holly:
You have my heart, and we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines, but you'll still be my star
Baby 'cause in the dark, you can't see shiny cars
That's when you need me there, with you I'll always share, 'cause I

Will:
I'm singin' in the rain (New Direction Boys: We'll shine together)
Just singin' in the rain (New Direction Boys: Be Here Forever)
What a glorious feeling (New Direction Boys: Be a friend)
I'm happy again (New Direction Boys: Stick it out 'till the end)
I'm laughing at clouds (New Direction Boys: More than ever)
So dark, up above (New Direction Boys: We'll have each other)
I'm singing, singing in the rain (New Direction Boys: Umbrella)

Artie & Holly:
You can stand under my

Artie & Holly with New Directions:
Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh
Under my umbrella ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh

Holly & Artie:
These fancy things

Holly:
Will never come

Holly & Artie:
In between

Holly:
You're part of my

Holly & Artie:
Entity, here for infinity
When the war has took its part

Will and Holly:
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your heart, 'cause I

Will:
I'm singin' in the rain (New Direction Boys: We'll shine together)
Just singin' in the rain (New Direction Boys: Be Here Forever)
What a glorious feeling (New Direction Boys: Be a friend)
I'm happy again (New Direction Boys: Stick it out 'till the end)
I'm laughing at clouds (New Direction Boys: More than ever)
So dark, up above (New Direction Boys: We'll have each other)
I'm singing, singing in the rain (New Direction Boys: Umbrella)

Artie & Holly:
You can stand under my

Holly and Artie with New Directions:
Umbrella (Will: Umbrella) ella ella eh eh eh

Will:
Just singing in the rain

Holly and Artie with New Directions:
Under my umbrella, ella ella eh eh eh

Will:
What a glorious feeling, I'm happy again

Holly Artie with New Directions:
Under my umbrella, ella ella eh eh eh

Will:
I'm laughing at clouds, so dark, up above

Holly and Artie with New Directions:
Under my umbrella, ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh

Will:
I'm singing, singing in the rain

Holly, Artie & Will:
It's raining, raining
Ooh baby it's raining, raining
Baby, come here to me
Come here to me

It's raining, raining
Ooh baby it's raining, raining
Baby, come here to me
Come here to me

Will:
I'm singing in the rain

Holly:
It's raining, raining

Will:
Just singing in the rain

Holly:
Ooh baby it's raining, raining

Will:
What a glorious feeling

Holly:
Baby, come here to me

Will:
I'm happy again

Holly with New Directions:
Come here to me

Will:
I'm laughing at clouds

Holly:
It's raining, raining

Will:
So dark, up above

Holly:
Ooh baby it's raining, raining

Will:
The sun's in my heart

Holly:
Baby, come here to me

Will:
And I'm ready for love

New Directions:
My umbrella, my umbrella
My umbrella, my umbrella

Glee Cast - Make Em Laugh (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Make 'Em Laugh from Singin' In the Rain is featured in The Substitute, the seventh episode of Season Two. It is sung by Will Schuester (with Mike Chang dancing) during Will's dream sequence. The choreography is almost identical to that from the film, only it has been adapted to suit two people. Brittany, Santana, Tina, Mercedes, Artie, Puck, Sam and Finn all have cameos in the scene with Brad playing piano.

LYRICS:

Though the world is so full of a number things,
I know we should all be as happy as
But are we?
No, definitely no, positively no.
Decidedly no. Mm mm.
Short people have long faces and
Long people have short faces.
Big people have little humor
And little people have no humor at all!
And in the words of that immortal God
Samuel J. Snodgrass, as he was about to be lead
To the guillotine:

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
(Ha ha!)
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"

Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite
And you can charm the critics and have nothin' to eat
Just slip on a banana peel
The world's at your feet
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh

Make 'em...
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh
My grandpa said go out and tell 'em a joke
But give it plenty of hoke

Make 'em roar
Make 'em scream
Take a fall
But a wall
Split a seam

You start off by pretending
You're a dancer with grace
You wiggle 'till they're
Giggling all over the place
And then you get a great big custard pie in the face
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
Make 'em laugh, ah ah!
Make 'em laugh, ah ah!

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh!

Glee Cast - Stop! In The Name of Love/Free Your Mind (karaoke version) [INCOMPLETE VERSION]

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Stop! In the Name of Love/Free Your Mind by The Supremes/En Vogue is featured in Never Been Kissed, the sixth episode of season two. Although both songs were originally performed by women, the boys sing the mash-up to fulfill Will's challenge for the week. It is sung to Coach Beiste as an apology for their behavior (visualizing her in order to lessen their sexual urges). The song is a mash-up of The Supremes song Stop! In the Name of Love from their album More Hits by The Supremes and Free Your Mind by En Vogue from their album Funky Divas. This is the second mash-up song sung only by the New Directions boys.

LYRICS:

Finn and Puck with New Direction Boys:
Here we go!

Finn with New Direction Boys (Puck with New Direction Boys):
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart (Free your mind)
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart
Think it over

Artie:
I wear tight clothing, high heeled shoes
It doesn't mean that I'm a prostitute no, no

Puck (Puck with New Direction Boys):
I like rap music, wear hip hop clothes.
That doesn't mean that I'm out sellin' dope, no no, no

Finn:
Before you can read me you gotta
Learn how to see me, I said

Finn with New Direction Boys (Puck with New Direction Boys):
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart (Free your mind)
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart
Think it over

Puck with New Direction Boys:
Free your mind and the rest will follow (Finn: think it over)
Be color blind, don't be so shallow

Sam:
I've known of your, your secluded nights
I've even seen her maybe once or twice
But is her sweet expression
Worth more than my love and affection?

Finn:
Before you can read me you gotta
Learn how to see me, I said

Finn with New Direction Boys:
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart (Artie: Can't stop! Can't stop!)
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart (Artie: Before you break my heart and stop!)
Think it over

Puck with New Direction Boys:
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be color blind, don't be so shallow (Finn: Think it over)
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be color blind, don't be so shallow (Artie: Don't break my, don't break my heart)

New Direction Boys:
Stop!
Stop! (Artie: In the name of love)
Free your mind (Stop!)
Free your mind (Stop!)

Artie:
Oh free your mind

Finn:
Before you can read me you gotta
Learn how to see me, I said

Finn with New Direction Boys:
Stop! In the name of love, before you break my heart (Artie: Before you break my heart)

Puck with New Direction Boys:
Free your mind

Finn with New Direction Boys:
Stop! In the name of love (Artie: In the name)
Before you break my heart (Artie: Of love)

Puck with New Direction Boys:
Free your mind and the rest will follow (Finn: Stop! In the name of love) (Artie: Oh free your mind)
Be color blind, don't be so shallow (Finn: Before you break my heart) (Artie: You got to be!)
Free your mind and the rest will follow (Finn: Stop! In the name of love) (Artie: Wo, oh oh!)
Be color blind, don't be so shallow (Finn: Before you break my heart) (Artie: Don't break my, don't break my heart)

Finn with New Direction Boys:
Stop! In the name of love, (Artie: You got to stop it, you got to stop)
Before you break my heart (Artie: Don't break my heart) (Puck: Free your mind)
Stop! In the name of love, (Artie: Stop! Stop!) before you break my heart

New Direction Boys:
Oh think it over

Puck with New Direction Boys:
Free your mind

Finn and Artie with New Direction Boys:
and the rest will stop!

Glee Cast - Teenage Dream (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Teenage Dream by Katy Perry is featured in Never Been Kissed, the sixth episode of season two. The song is performed by the Dalton Academy Warblers, with Blaine (Darren Criss) performing lead vocals. It is implied that Kurt began having a crush on Blaine after hearing this song.

The background vocals were arranged, and performed, by the Beelzebubs, an all-male acapella group from Tufts University.

Teenage Dream became Glee's second single on the Billboard Digital Songs Chart, following Don't Stop Believin' a year before, and followed a week later by Forget You.

Darren Criss also performed Teenage Dream with the Warblers and Katy Perry at a Trevor Project event.

LYRICS:

Blaine:
You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down

Before you met me
I was alright but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine

Blaine with The Warblers:
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die (The Warblers: Until we die)
You and I,

Blaine:
will be young forever

Blaine with The Warblers:
You make me feel

Blaine:
Like I'm livin' a

Blaine with The Warblers:
Teenage dream

Blaine:
The way you turn me on

Blaine with The Warblers:
I can't sleep

Blaine:
Let's run away and

Blaine with The Warblers:
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

Blaine with The Warblers:
My heart stops

Blaine:
When you look at me

Blaine with The Warblers:
Just one touch

Blaine:
Now baby I believe

Blaine with The Warblers:
This is real

Blaine:
So take a chance and

Blaine with The Warblers:
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

Blaine:
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
I finally found you
My missing puzzle piece
I'm complete

Blaine with The Warblers:
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die (The Warblers: Until we die)
You and I,

Blaine:
will be young forever

Blaine with The Warblers:
You make me feel

Blaine:
Like I'm livin' a

Blaine with The Warblers:
Teenage dream

Blaine:
The way you turn me on

Blaine with The Warblers:
I can't sleep

Blaine:
Let's run away and

Blaine with The Warblers:
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

Blaine with The Warblers:
My heart stops

Blaine:
When you look at me

Blaine with The Warblers:
Just one touch

Blaine:
Now baby I believe

Blaine with The Warblers:
This is real

Blaine:
So take a chance and

Blaine with The Warblers:
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

Blaine with The Warblers:
I'm a get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me (The Warblers: Hands on me)
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

The Warblers: (Blaine):
You make me feel (Yeah!)
Like I'm livin' a (Like I'm livin' a)
Teenage dream (Teenage Dream)
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep (I can't sleep)
Let's run away and

Blaine with The Warblers:
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

The Warblers: (Blaine):
My heart stops (yeah!)

Blaine:
When you look at me

Blaine and The Warblers:
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back

Blaine with The Warblers:
I'm a get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me

The Warblers:
In my skin-tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight

Glee Cast - One Love (People Get Ready) (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-19 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

One Love (People Get Ready) by Bob Marley featured in Never Been Kissed, the sixth episode of Season Two. It was sung by Puck and Artie in the Quad in an attempt to make Artie more "cool". Artie tells him that he thinks it is so bad-ass. Puck does this because he believes that it will contribute to his community service, and that he could also make money out of it. They were successful, and got good feedback (and $300) from the students of McKinley High.

LYRICS:

Puck:
One love, one heart
let's get together and feel all right

Artie:
Hear the children crying (Puck: One love)
Hear the children crying (Puck: One heart)

Puck and Artie:
Sayin', "give thanks and praise to the
Lord and i will feel all right."

Puck
Sayin'...

Artie and Puck:
"Let's get together and feel all right."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Artie:
Let them all pass all their dirty remarks
There is one question i'd really love to ask

Puck:
One heart
Is there a place for the hopeless sinner,
Who has hurt all mankind just to save his own?
Believe me

Artie:
One love, (Puck: What about the One Heart?)
One heart (Puck: What about the love?)
Let's get

Puck and Artie:
Together and
Feel all right

Artie:
As it was in the beginning (Puck: One love)
So shall it be in the end (Puck: One heart)
Alright!

Puck:
"Give thanks and praise to the lord (Artie: Oh!)

Artie and Puck:
And i will feel all right."
"Let's get together and feel all right."

Puck:
One more thing!
Let's get together to fight this holy armageddon (Artie: One love)
So when the man comes there will be no, no doom

Artie:
One song...
Have pity on those whose chances grow thinner
There ain't no hiding place from the father of creation
Sayin...

Puck and Artie:
"One love, (Artie: What about the one heart?)

Puck:
One heart (Artie: Oh...)
What about...

Artie and Puck:
Let's get together and feel all right.

Artie:
I'm pleading to mankind (Puck: One love)
Oh, What about the one heart? (Puck: One heart)
Ooooh...

Puck:
"Give thanks and praise to the lord

Artie and Puck:
And i will feel all right." (Artie: Yeeah!)
let's get together and feel all right.

Glee Cast - Time Warp (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-09 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show is featured in The Rocky Horror Glee Show, the fifth episode of Season Two. The song is performed by New Directions and features solos by Kurt Hummel and Quinn Fabray who are leading the song and Finn Hudson, Artie Abrams, Brittany Pierce, Santana Lopez (Album Version) and Tina Cohen-Chang helping them, plus Mercedes doing a few riffs. The parts that Brad sings are originally Riff Raff in the musical, but in the Glee version, Finn/Brad is singing them instead of Kurt/Riff Raff.
It was the final song to be performed in the episode.

LYRICS:

Kurt:
It's astounding, time is fleeting,
Madness, takes it's toll
But listen closely,

Quinn:
Not for very much longer

Kurt:
I've got to keep control

Finn:
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me

Finn and Quinn:
And the void would be calling

New Directions:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Artie:
It's just a jump to the left

New Directions:
And then a step to the right

Artie:
Put your hands on your hips

New Directions:
And bring your knees in tight
But it's a pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Quinn:
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy, free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intentions
Well secluded, Oh, I'll see it all

Kurt:
With a bit of a mind flip

Quinn:
You're into the time slip

Kurt:
And nothing can ever be the same

Quinn (Santana on the Album Version):
You're spaced out on sensation, ow!

Finn:
Like you're under sedation

New Directions:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Brittany:
Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink

Tina:
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again

New Directions:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Artie:
It's just a jump to the left

New Directions:
And then a step to the right

Artie:
Put your hands on your hips

New Directions:
And bring your knees in tight
But it's a pelvic thrust

That really drives you insane

Mercedes and New Directions:
Let's do the Time Warp again
Let's do the Time Warp again

Glee Cast - Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me (karaoke version)

JawetVideos 2012-08-09 | Thank you, GleeOriginalKaraoke - http://www.youtube.com/user/gleeoriginalkaraoke

Touch a Touch a Touch a Touch Me from The Rocky Horror Picture Show is featured in The Rocky Horror Glee Show, the fifth episode of Season Two. It is sung by Emma while practicing with Will. Brittany and Santana are spying on the two from an open window (unknown to Will and Emma) singing Magenta's and Columbia's part of the song, with one-liners from Will, Kurt, Carl, and Finn. The lyrics have been altered to make it less explicit. It was featured on the CD, Glee: The Music, The Rocky Horror Glee Show. Originally sung by Julie Covington in the musical The Rocky Horror Show, but more famously by Susan Sarandon in the movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show with each of the cast having at least one line, in particular Patricia Quinn and Nell Campbell aka Little Nell as their characters (Magenta and Columbia respectively) provide commentary while spying on Janet and Rocky.
It is during this particular song that Emma's feelings for Will become evident all over again despite her relationship with Carl Howell as she begins to use Will as a strip pole and is very close to taking his pants off at the end of the song.

LYRICS:

Emma:
I was feeling done in
Couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before (Brittany: You mean she?) (Santana: Uh huh)

I thought there's no use getting into heavy sweating
It only leads to trouble and bad fretting
Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more. (Brittany and Santana: more, more, more)

I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night

Then if anything shows while you pose
I'll oil you up and drop you down (Brittany and Santana: down, down, down)
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction (Santana: oh)
I want a friendly man (Brittany: oh) and I need action

Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, (Brittany and Santana: ha ha ha) I wanna be dirty

Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night

Brittany:
Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me,

Santana:
I wanna be dirty

Brittany:
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me,

Santana:
Creature of the night

Brittany:
Ha~ha

Emma:
Oh! Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me oh, I wanna be dirty (Brittany: ha ha) (Santana: ha ha)
Thrill me, chill me, fulfil me, creature of the night.

Will:
Creature of the night

Kurt:
Creature of the night

Carl:
Creature of the night

Finn:
Creature of the night

Santana:
Creature of the night

Brittany:
Creature of the night

Will:
Creature of the night

Emma:
Creature of the night! Oh!