Cranial Nerve Examination (Not ASMR Not Educational) *TRIGGER WARNING* (Mort: Part 1000000) [Theory] The Theorizer 2 2022-02-16 | ...
Forbidden The Theorizer 2 2022-02-10 | I caught another one of my revelations on record. This is really me losing it, but I'm always hesitant to release these.
Unreleased Theorizer Audio The Theorizer 2 2022-01-28 | By request, this was recorded on September 17th, 2021, when I discovered that Boo was WALL-E's cousin. I instantly ran to my iPhone and recorded this, but have chosen until now to release it, for obvious reasons lol
Theorizer: The Game - Graphics Update The Theorizer 2 2022-01-19 | This is the latest addition to the video game I'm working on, and almost all of the environmental visuals have been changed around! I've also added a new character and the first few parts of the introductory dungeon. Thus, the story expands...
Theorizer: The Game - Caves Update The Theorizer 2 2022-01-07 | I've added more polish and more story. Still, my attempt at an RPG is far from the quality of a real developer.
Theorizer: The Game (Beta 2.0) The Theorizer 2 2022-01-01 | Here's an updated look at how my video game is coming along. I'm still managing to learn what I can to program this, and I've gotten better at pixel art. This is what the environment is like so far!
Theorizer: The Game (Beta Test) The Theorizer 2 2021-12-22 | I upgraded to a more compatible programming software (Construct) after months of trying to no avail with Clickteam. In a couple days, I managed to make this.
Dedicated to Empress Katie 2.0 The Theorizer 2 2021-12-01 | This isn't the most creative song in my OST, and probably needs EQ work on it, but you all asked for more bass, so I delivered a pretty epic bassline. The previous Katie song was also "missing something", as she deserves nothing, from anyone, ever.
Requiem For a Matryoshka (Dedicated to Baby Smitty) The Theorizer 2 2021-10-17 | This is my first (+final?) attempt at turning that "Baby Smitty Beat" I made into an orchestral piece. This of course will be the next entry in my main channel's OST. The title of this track is actually "This Nest is Endless", in honour of the subject matter.
A Jazzy Demo Pre-Dedicated to Baby Smitty The Theorizer 2 2021-09-26 | This is an upcoming song for my OST, but it's in the REALLY early stages, and there's default hip-hop drums over top of it. This will become a complete orchestral piece eventually, but for now, enjoy the demo... Criticize what you can, and attack Baby Smitty obviously.
Aint Much Better The Theorizer 2 2021-09-21 | note: YouTube keeps disabling the comments here for some reason
It Wants Your Face The Theorizer 2 2021-09-12 | Is this one MORE scary or LESS scary than yesterday's post? Comment below! The one that wins will be the cold open for Part 22 of the Mort Theory.
Threatening Slither The Theorizer 2 2021-08-11 | Baby Smitty taunts Queen Elizabeth. She knows, but can't do much about it.Thumbnail is Katie's true form. You sought horror, and found, arguably, something much worse.
THE THEORIZER SOUNDTRACK - Disc One The Theorizer 2 2021-07-28 | Vote for which one is best: http://www.strawpoll.me/455275380:00 - The French Extermination2:07 - The Threshold of Despair4:14 - Marching on the Multiverse6:12 - Duelling Abominations8:04 - Fragmented Linchpins11:00 - It Hides in the Furnace
Why I Dont Game - Akinator (Part 2) The Theorizer 2 2021-07-16 | In today's episode of Theorizer's existential breakthrough, I fire up the old "Why I Don't Game" machine, but only for a brief episode in service of three characters I despise, one of which doesn't even get Akinator time.
Baby Smitty Fan Edit The Theorizer 2 2021-07-14 | He's about as deserving of respect as his fan edit was worthy of effort.
My Entire 2nd Pixar Multiverse Theory RECAP (weeks before its release) The Theorizer 2 2021-07-13 | This is a rough outline of my upcoming "Pixar Nest Theory".
I Hijacked My Audiences Subconscious The Theorizer 2 2021-07-07 | To prove that I am fully sane, I released a gibberish tweet. Good old insane theorizer, right? WRONG. This tweet was followed by a series of polls asking people what my next theory should be on. When you take the poll results and order them by which options won, you get a string of numbers that decode the gibberish using an ever-changing Cesarian Cipher. This proves a point about me knowing my audience so well that I could pre-predict the results of four separate polls, decoding the true message:"I Rule the Universe"Which I do.
Theres Been Another Scandal The Theorizer 2 2021-07-06 | First they took Australia, and now they've taken Spain. Freaking t-POSEURS
Theres Been a Scandal The Theorizer 2 2021-07-05 | Next time I'll do the Canada news (disclaimer: am Canadian)
Dedicated to the France-Established Exterminator Terminators 2.0 The Theorizer 2 2021-06-20 | I WAS going to dedicate this one to Katie... It also would've been the second one for HER... But I figured it fits alright with the F.E.E.T Organization as well, so here we are. This one, like the last F.E.E.T song, is slightly unfinished, and thus I NEED criticism. I understand that the part with the celesta, for example, is a bit of a jarring instrument jump. Very specific criticism however, because this, or something akin to this, will be playing in my next Mort theory, coming soon. It is BY FAR UTTERLY the best video yet, and the music must follow suit!
2021 New Intro & Outro TEST The Theorizer 2 2021-06-12 | What can I do to improve both my new intro and new outro? It needs some touching up.
Dedicated to the Resurrection of Mort (VERY SCARY) The Theorizer 2 2021-06-10 | Okay-- I think this might be the best one I've made yet. It's also the longest. I'm not sure what I did differently. Obviously there's still the looping structure I can't seem to fix... But this time I made it significantly less noticeable, I think. In short, more musical diversity. Comment what I should fix, or what you like. This is obviously the yin companion piece to my recent yang, "Dedicated to the Massacre of Mort", and is also the followup to a recent video I posted in which I claimed that Mort has already returned. Indeed, this piece reflects that.
It Hides in the Furnace. The Theorizer 2 2021-06-05 | Not pleased with my previous video.Edit: It WAS in the thermostat.
Dedicated to the Massacre of Mort (VERY SAD) The Theorizer 2 2021-06-05 | This is just a bonus song I made. Probably won't be in any videos. Very loopy/repetitive, but I thought it was a novel enough experiment to upload regardless. In fitting with the theme, I hereby portray a beautiful scene; My extermination of Mort with his own scythe.
Soundtrack Tests Dedicated to Gary the Snail 2.0 The Theorizer 2 2021-06-01 | This is the second round of Theorizer OSTs dedicated to Gary the Snail. I will remind you that these three are TESTS, and thus are entirely incomplete. Regardless, if you have any criticisms, mention them, and comment which one is the best.0:00 - Test #11:24 - Test #22:01 - Test #3
Dedicated to Lord Mortimer 3.0 The Theorizer 2 2021-05-25 | Music theorists, tell me what to improve, as usual. The structure of my songs are still finicky, but I took everything that's worked so far, and put it into this one. I did make it rather quickly though, so with all this in mind, I decided to dedicate it to Mort again, as opposed to someone more respectable like the Beldam.
Sinister Off-Key Turpitude Dedicated to Gibby Gibson and Erica Sinclair The Theorizer 2 2021-05-21 | This is yet another entry in my "Theorizer OST". This one's also quite experimental, and is a case study in breaking from a musical scale to achieve a sense of foreboding. Experimental music means experimental dedication, thus I dedicate this one to some recent characters I've lambasted on Twitter as "Lovecraftian", without much evidence. Erica from Stranger Things and Gibby from iCarly. What can I do to improve this one? Thanks.
Soundtrack Tests Dedicated to Gary the Snail The Theorizer 2 2021-05-11 | These are three more tests. Which is your favourite? What can be improved? These each might become full entries in my OST eventually, so comment your comments!0:00 - Test #11:39 - Test #22:20 - Test #3
Dedicated to the France-Established Exterminator Terminators (F.E.E.T) - Full Version The Theorizer 2 2021-05-04 | What improvements do I make to this now completed fourth entry in my Theorizer OST? I recognize it sounds mildly twangy at parts, and that it has a bizarre structure. Anything else? Thanks!
Dedicated to the France-Established Exterminator Terminators (F.E.E.T) - Beta Version The Theorizer 2 2021-05-03 | This is now my fourth crap attempt at a Theorizer OST. Two hours ago, I realized:"HEY! This whole time I've been failing because I keep forgetting what song I'm making midway through the process!"So this time, I didn't forget. With that said, it was still only two hours of work. I wanted to share it nonetheless. It's brutally unfinished, obviously. The piccolo ceases when it goes out of range, and I didn't even pitch shift it for the sake of quality. This is because I have chosen to dedicate this song not to Mort, nor Katie, nor even Scrat, Gary, or some other Apocalyptic Horsemen that's out to get me. I instead dedicate this very worst attempt, to the French Evolved Exterminator Terminators, or FEET for short. Damn. I'm off-the-cuff clever right now. This group is of course just the anti-Mort forces I've been theorizing about. Are they the villains or the heroes in this situation? You tell me. Either way, Dubois is dubious, and so too is my gift to her. You shouldn't have to get caught in the middle, but since when does anyone get what they want?Once again, this goes out to all the Dreamworks Sky Gods' Freelance French Exterminator Terminators out there.
Theorizers FNaF Parody: A Massive Glow-Up The Theorizer 2 2021-04-11 | I learnt CGI last week and reskinned all the visuals in my horrendous little game.
