lolKodaHey everyone! This is a verse I wrote and recorded for "Where'd you go" by Fort Minor. If you like these little verses / videos, post a comment and tell me which song I should write to and record next!
More WoW parodies in progress. They will be out very shortly! Be on the lookout.
[Lyrics - By Crykoda] Yo, get back home to me Come back, relax and mount up your feet Look, I know I did it wrong, I only made it worse But I'm saying what you did to me, it really hurt We never end it properly You always look at me and tell me I'm your fucking property You can't even respect what I got, call it poverty all you ever find with time is all the fucking flaws in me But, I'm waiting for you now, I'm sitting home alone so just respect that fact that everything-i-did girl I bemoan And I hope you feel that too, cause if not you'll make it worse But I'll still be here untill that day that we'll need a herse and I can't find the way that i can tell you that I can't func-tion with or without you and if you don't comeback I'll be here waiting just Sitting on these steps, contemplating and im saying
Crykoda ft. EmberIsolte - Whered You Go [Fort Minor remix]lolKoda2011-06-16 | Hey everyone! This is a verse I wrote and recorded for "Where'd you go" by Fort Minor. If you like these little verses / videos, post a comment and tell me which song I should write to and record next!
More WoW parodies in progress. They will be out very shortly! Be on the lookout.
[Lyrics - By Crykoda] Yo, get back home to me Come back, relax and mount up your feet Look, I know I did it wrong, I only made it worse But I'm saying what you did to me, it really hurt We never end it properly You always look at me and tell me I'm your fucking property You can't even respect what I got, call it poverty all you ever find with time is all the fucking flaws in me But, I'm waiting for you now, I'm sitting home alone so just respect that fact that everything-i-did girl I bemoan And I hope you feel that too, cause if not you'll make it worse But I'll still be here untill that day that we'll need a herse and I can't find the way that i can tell you that I can't func-tion with or without you and if you don't comeback I'll be here waiting just Sitting on these steps, contemplating and im sayingIve Been Waiting For You All My Life - Collective Ft. KodalolKoda2011-08-26 | Download the album: http://www.zshare.net/download/94121962c60a6133
This was a really fun song to do. It's a parody of "Grillz by Nelly". Thank you to Ember Isolte and Decision for hopping on this and doing an amazing job.
Yo I'ma troll at heart
Everybody comes through thinkin they can win, but they can't match up to my heat
it's like a cold pop tart
I say yo, cause I'm so troll, not becuause I'm rappin
but because I got a fuckin' troll kick-start
and I stay reppin tribes, gurubashi tied
you should know that I am the one that's actin' oh so smart
and if you get me mad, press berserker on your ass
and I go out of my way so I can tear you apart
It's hard, slouching every where I walk I'd rather have a car
Raptor in my pocket man I place it in a jar
three fingers up, man we're proud of who we areMeow - Emberisolte ft. CrykodalolKoda2011-04-21 | A sexy collabO with a sexy person. Hope you'll all li.. YOU WILL LIKE IT.
[CRYKODA]
...now I'm Faerie Firing.
Shredding apart everything.
Prowl and I pounce on you so you get stunned in front of me.
Cyclone. PvP. I cower when I wanna flee.
I'm rakin' and I'm rippin all these allies up and watch 'em bleed.
I'm fighting for these horde in a battleground of blood.
Don't you try to pwn me, stupid. You'll be face down in the mud.
I know that you fear the sight of me, I guarantee you'll turn and leave
and you'll receive no mercy. No chance for reprieve.
YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!
[EMBER ISOLTE]
It don't mean I'm furry just cuz I mostly
Play cat form only. Feral druid cat form prowling now!
I play as cat only. No, I'm not furry!
Druid kitty. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow.
Druid kitty. Meow meow meow meow meow. Meow meow.
Feral Druid cat form prowling now!Welcome to Summoners Rift - Koda / Collective [League of Legends Parody]lolKoda2011-04-18 | This is a parody of Welcome to Detroit city. It's for a game called "League of Legends".
[Lyrics]
[Chorus]
Where's my gankers, let's get first blood
cast our stuns, and your grave we dug
and I welcome you to summoners rift
I said welcome you to summoners rift
Every place, every lane we go
Man we fed everywhere we roll
Ask your team and they're all caught feeding
fourty minutes in and they're still caught feeding
[Collective]
I have a twisted sense for playing like a coward,
I've stacked my Master Yi with ability power,
Shit's set up with Alpha Strike, then Cho'Gath devours,
Any underleved foe standing next to a tower/
Staying out of the spotlight - yo I never exist,
I'd much rather get fed based off of assists,
So when the target's painted on my lane, I'm holding down shift,
Spammin' in all chat like "Y'all suck at this shit!" /
In normal games no one tries to combine,
Any CC, like Morganna and Ryze,
So half the time, the skill shots in the sky,
Aren't even aimed, and they just breeze on by/
It's not impressive from the games that I've won,
And if I'm in the zone, yo I'm getting it DONE,
From Demacia, Ionia, or the nether,
We've got champions that will shine for ever/
So enter the challenge if you're feeling it son,
I've got 99 problems, but the league ain't one/
[chorus]
[Koda]
My cooldowns are up, and I'm ready to go
I got my warmongs stacked, and some potions that glow
and I'm ready to fight, just tell me which foe
I'm here to gank, I just need some really quick dough
and so I dash in mid from the bottom bush
I make that ashe blow flash now we farm the push
Fortify's on, so we back off
I start to head to my lane but all these mushrooms pop
I hear a howl, and red mark above my head
Warwicks on the prowl, aw fuck man I know I'm dead
I ping the map, so my team mates know I'm gonna die
But they're all bad, I'm not gonna tell a lie
And so I headbutt my wall like I'm allistar
and my brain gets stunned like a gold card
and so I rage quit, I don't care about the leave
I'm just mad because I can't kill and egged Aniv
[chorus]
[Collective]
At the start of the match, our Kat disconnects,
It almost feels like their TF is the stacking the deck,
I blame the loss of the game on the bastard who left,
Fuck the guide, I'll get a Madred's instead/
Cause it's a little different when it's 4v5,
Especially when they all have a fortify,
But we still have our healer, Veigar and Mordekaiser,
It's a team to sure let their blood be pouring like guisers/
So it's 15-3, we'll be sure to succeed,
Any mia means a turret for me,
By the time we're done, you'll need a surgeon and priest,
And that should be soon, we're rushing GG/
Karthus ain't a worry, banshee's veil his shit,
Yo I'm backdooring you all, with a pale of crits,
Sorry, you had a turret....when was this?
And in the final moments, dragon kick the nexus/
[chorus]Tsunami - Collective/Sharm/Shir/KodalolKoda2011-04-09 | Collective asked me to hop on this track, turned out really well! Check out the fine fellows that were on it down below.
Now I see you, and I got you and I hope no one else has spot you when I've fought you, I will get it my mount, I can call you my epic and I'll fly you, around everywhere when I'm married you can be my ring bearer but when I get you in my hands I will flaunt you pull you out in orgrimmer AFK up on you You're my everything, I'll have your button hot-keyed and when I make a mount train, no one else leads and when I ask trade chat, everyone agrees Doesn't even matter if you're fast, you're what I need Do back flips air, man I'm so excited best mob drop in the world that I've ever sighted but until then, I'ma just ask you when will the day come where I can finally catch youHeal me up - Crykoda ft. AsikololKoda2011-01-20 | Asiko:
http://www.youtube.com/user/asiko3819
*LYRICS*
[Crykoda]
Holy light spammin, you know I got that
Flash of light if I know you will die fast
See my lay on hands? I'll never use that
health never drops don't you abuse facts
Cause I came to heal, and when I heald you came
because I top every chart, I'm not playin
Bro my mana's full, because I judge lots
I got that burst heal, fuck hots
This shit's EASY, them other heals SLEEZY
and no other class can ever out heal me
You got more health, if I buffed it
and if I see you cast spells interrupt it
because I run shit, and I carry teams
Your gear's trashy, RATING RATING
So when you see me comin, you better slash quit
and if I see you runnin, hammer of wrath hits
[Chorus]
Heal me up Droo, Heal me up Pally
Heal me up Priest, Heal me up Shammy
Heal me up Droo, Heal me up Pally
I'm heald up, I'm fully heald up
[Asiko]
when i throw my heals up aint nobody dyin
ill keep a whole raid up without even trying
they all know that my heals are a god send
i keep it real ugly like a motherfuckin goblin
a little power word shield and a little mending
i act like its kinda hard but im just pretending
im healing orcs trolls belfs like a priest do
even heal allys with a mind control and renew
they all how i do when i roll disc
i can heal u in a bg while in take a piss
the last boss of the motherfuckin internets
if u doubtin me or koda go ahead and place ur bets
in the healin game aint no one can top us
if you dont like it we'll kick you to the short bus
bc when crykoda meets with the Immortal man
aint nobody dying when we pop them heals upon ur main
[Chorus]
Heal me up Droo, Heal me up Pally
Heal me up Priest, Heal me up Shammy
Heal me up Droo, Heal me up Pally
I'm heald up, I'm fully heald up
[Crykoda]
Beacon of light, and you know you're always heald up
castin' quick, cause you know I got that haste buff
cappin' eye of storm flags cause it's easy
everybody slash say koda can you HEAL ME
Can I heal you? How 'bout you deeps this
I got you so heald like a priestess
and chicks say my healing's just like foreplay
but you're a kid, so all you get is floor play
[Chorus]
Heal me up Droo, Heal me up Pally
Heal me up Priest, Heal me up Shammy
Heal me up Droo, Heal me up Pally
I'm heald up, I'm fully heald upBlue and Yellow - Crykoda ft. Shirgrimm, CollectivelolKoda2010-12-20 | For the Alliance!
Download link:
http://www.box.net/shared/tcy14z0jpf
[intro]
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
[Chorus]
Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is
Reppin the alliance, horde is shit
Yeah, uh uh, screamin' "for the horde"
But when you're in the battlegrounds, you're on the floor
Reppin' Darnassus
Hordies need to run from me
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
Stormwind to ironforge
Then right up to Azuremyst
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
Blue and yellow, Blue and yellow
[Verse 1 - Crykoda]
Uh, blue paint, yellow lion
Players see my epic gear, horde cryin'
I can safetly say we're better, no lyin'
and you can say I got that gold, epic flyin'
Horde goblin, we worgen
Can your race transform? no? you borin'
and my toon is hot like I'm a kettle
got you hordies uninstalling fresh new gear on every level
See how trolls walk? that's all I have to tell them
Rollin' over horde, I'm a boulder you're a pebble
no love for em, stinky farts
1vs1, you're not very smart
[Chorus]
[Verse 2 - Shirgrimm]
Got a call my jewelcrafter this just in
Girlies love me cuz Im cuttin up them rarest gems
Not a hordie, but she a freak though
Horde stand one night, Allies shine all week bro
Im sippin cherry Grog~minin some more diamonds
So many rocks up in ma bag can barely find them
Got ma Pockets full and big maces
Throw them A's up cuz em horde bitches prolly tailors
[Chorus]
[Verse 3 - Collective]
Used to be an orcish shammy, blood fury - red face,
Then switched factions, and also got a sex change,
Started healing raids, gearscore climbed,
Switched to LOLemental - lightening overdrive/
Played and raided both factions, 'till every race was distraction,
Never raided old fashioned, but could focus my magic,
Tapping into magic in the back of the mind, vicisious paranoia, never sapped from behind,
Even if titans are clashing, I'll snap, and casterate you with a dime/Epic - Crykoda Ft. RedX, RavenSylphe [WoW Parody]lolKoda2010-12-17 | Rapper: RedX
http://www.youtube.com/r3dxwarri0r