Billy I’m really, happy now, I heard you were in town, And I just gotta know, Did you bring your friends with you? I’ve missed the loser club soo, God damn much it hurts,
The last we spoke, I was on the ropes, You kiddies had me beat, I lost hope, but then awoke, Now I’m back to eating meat, What’s better child’s fear or the losers? This is gonna hurt,
Billy you remember how, I took your Georgie, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon, And together we will float,
Beverly I’ll give you the creeps, If not with your daddy, Then with little old ladies, They’ll run at you nude full speed, I’m so sick and twisted you love it, Droopy boobies swing at ya,
As I recall all those years ago, Bill and Ben they fancied you, I have no idea why, I got a feeling one will die, And how fun would it be if you had to decide? Fear and tears from ya, (please)
Bev do you remember how, I became daddy, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon, And together we will float,
billy, where have you been? i've missed you
You’ve all grown, So ugly, You used to be cuties, I remember, The first encounter, With Eddie, he nearly peed, Now will you, Let me do, What I’ve been planning to, For 27 years,
Losers you remember how, I scared you silly, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon,
Losers you remember how, I scared you silly, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon, And together we will float, And together we will float, Just take my red balloon,
Billy I’m really, happy now, I heard you were in town, And I just gotta know, Did you bring your friends with you? I’ve missed the loser club soo, God damn much it hurts,
The last we spoke, I was on the ropes, You kiddies had me beat, I lost hope, but then awoke, Now I’m back to eating meat, What’s better child’s fear or the losers? This is gonna hurt,
Billy you remember how, I took your Georgie, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon, And together we will float,
Beverly I’ll give you the creeps, If not with your daddy, Then with little old ladies, They’ll run at you nude full speed, I’m so sick and twisted you love it, Droopy boobies swing at ya,
As I recall all those years ago, Bill and Ben they fancied you, I have no idea why, I got a feeling one will die, And how fun would it be if you had to decide? Fear and tears from ya, (please)
Bev do you remember how, I became daddy, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon, And together we will float,
billy, where have you been? i've missed you
You’ve all grown, So ugly, You used to be cuties, I remember, The first encounter, With Eddie, he nearly peed, Now will you, Let me do, What I’ve been planning to, For 27 years,
Losers you remember how, I scared you silly, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon,
Losers you remember how, I scared you silly, I still do it now, With all the kids I meet,
So come be a hero, And I will let them go, Just take my red balloon, And together we will float, And together we will float, Just take my red balloon,Garfield Sings A Song About Food (The Garfield Movie 2024 Animation Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-25 | Available on Spotify here -
Thanks to Danny Smith voicing Garfield. Please check out Danny here -
Welcome to the story of this little ginger alley cat the one who got abandoned by his good for nothing dead beat dad Oh I was left to myself, finding food in the trash, while diners dined in the light, oh I was picking scraps But then one day I found a friend who let me murder a slice, I never thought a scary human could befriend me it's nice And now my life freakin rocks, let's watch some Catflix and chill, the fridge is massive and stocked, it's time to get my fill!
PIZZA, LASAGNA, SOME MEATLOAF, I'LL HAVE YA OR TAKE ME TO A RESTAURANT, MY FAVORITE, ITALIA OR ANY PLACE WILLING - TO DOUSE ME WITH CHEESE JUST STACK IT UP HIGH, AND SPARE ME THE GREENS SOME HOT DOGS - WITH ICE CREAM - I WANT THEM - INSIDE ME AND WITH MY HOMIE ODIE WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS SALAMI WITH SPAGHETTI, AND DOUGHNUTS, FOR MILKSHAKES I'LL GO NUTS THEN WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A POT OF HOT COFFEE
The vet she told me to run, she said I'm outta shape, these pesky rules are no fun, I'd rather just escape But when we're kidnapped by a pair of vicious angry dogs it feels just like a Monday - wait is that you dad? no this is wrong!! They got me feeling on tilt, and hunting gallons of milk, That Jinx is one evil cat, she's gonna get us all killed! - A lotta love for Otto while we're down and on the prowl it's making me feel hungry wait did I just hear my stomach growl..
PIZZA, LASAGNA, SOME MEATLOAF, I'LL HAVE YA OR TAKE ME TO A RESTAURANT, MY FAVORITE, ITALIA OR ANY PLACE WILLING - TO DOUSE ME WITH CHEESE JUST STACK IT UP HIGH, AND SPARE ME THE GREENS SOME HOT DOGS - WITH ICE CREAM - I WANT THEM - INSIDE ME AND WITH MY HOMIE ODIE WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS SALAMI WITH SPAGHETTI, AND DOUGHNUTS, FOR MILKSHAKES I'LL GO NUTS THEN WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A POT OF HOT COFFEE
Double pepperoni pizza.. Hello nice to meet ya.. fish chips - sandwiches - flip a coin I'm taking either - Once I clear the fridge you know I'm clearing out the bottom freezer eating till I'm full no way I'm eating till I have a seizure!
Staying low and keeping calm, trouble down on Lactose Farm, dad he said he loves me and he watched me from a distant branch - Getting back at jinx.. man that kitty stinks, But all I wanna do is eat - maybe I should see a shrink!
PIZZA, LASAGNA, SOME MEATLOAF, I'LL HAVE YA OR TAKE ME TO A RESTAURANT, MY FAVORITE, ITALIA OR ANY PLACE WILLING - TO DOUSE ME WITH CHEESE JUST STACK IT UP HIGH, AND SPARE ME THE GREENS SOME HOT DOGS - WITH ICE CREAM - I WANT THEM - INSIDE ME AND WITH MY HOMIE ODIE WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS SALAMI WITH SPAGHETTI, AND DOUGHNUTS, FOR MILKSHAKES I'LL GO NUTS THEN WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A POT OF HOT COFFEE
PIZZA, LASAGNA, SOME MEATLOAF, I'LL HAVE YA OR TAKE ME TO A RESTAURANT, MY FAVORITE, ITALIA OR ANY PLACE WILLING - TO DOUSE ME WITH CHEESE JUST STACK IT UP HIGH, AND SPARE ME THE GREENS SOME HOT DOGS - WITH ICE CREAM - I WANT THEM - INSIDE ME AND WITH MY HOMIE ODIE WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS SALAMI WITH SPAGHETTI, AND DOUGHNUTS, FOR MILKSHAKES I'LL GO NUTS THEN WASH IT ALL DOWN WITH A POT OF HOT COFFEEProximus Caesar Sings A Song (Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-23 | Available on Spotify here -
Thanks to Tyler Levs for providing the chorus vocals. Check out Tyler here -
JUST LIKE ROME BOW DOWN TO YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER WITH KNOWLEDGE I'M NOT JUST A DREAMER OH WE'LL GET AHEAD IF WE JUST GET THE TECH I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
SO PUSH PULL WE'LL TEAR DOWN THE DOOR WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY GIVE ME MORE! FOR US TO EVOLVE WE MUST LEARN FROM THE OLD CALL ME PROXIMUS CAESAR
I'll round up the apes, no they can't escape, a king of an empire I'll rule and dictate - evolution solution for all of our fates all we need is technology hid behind gates - I will rule with a fist and an army of faithful you all will be humbled and forever grateful for just like the legends and stories and fables this knowledge will have us all turning the tables - against all the humans who strive to contain us we'll rise up like Caesar the hero who saved us and spread like a virus that's highly contagious a kingdom of apes on this planet awaits us!
So bow to the king on his thrown, with the eagle clan numbers have grown, I know this has come as a shock but you've come here to work to the bone!
JUST LIKE ROME BOW DOWN TO YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER WITH KNOWLEDGE I'M NOT JUST A DREAMER OH WE'LL GET AHEAD IF WE JUST GET THE TECH I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
SO PUSH PULL WE'LL TEAR DOWN THE DOOR WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY GIVE ME MORE! FOR US TO EVOLVE WE MUST LEARN FROM THE OLD CALL ME PROXIMUS CAESAR
So some say I'm cruel I'm ambitious and ruthless if we don't succeed then these efforts are fruitless so pick up the rope or our hopes they are useless I'll watch from the rafters, you could call me Julius I've studied the books of the world, A primary thought it emerged, I'll do what it takes to ensure that us apes get a future we want and deserve I give no apeology my ideology means some will die in pursuit of technology but through their death I'm advancing the colony improve our weapons will improve equality
So bow to the king on his thrown, with the eagle clan numbers have grown, I know this has come as a shock but you've come here to work to the bone!
JUST LIKE ROME BOW DOWN TO YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER WITH KNOWLEDGE I'M NOT JUST A DREAMER OH WE'LL GET AHEAD IF WE JUST GET THE TECH I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
SO PUSH PULL WE'LL TEAR DOWN THE DOOR WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY GIVE ME MORE! FOR US TO EVOLVE WE MUST LEARN FROM THE OLD CALL ME PROXIMUS CAESAR
JUST LIKE ROME BOW DOWN TO YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER WITH KNOWLEDGE I'M NOT JUST A DREAMER OH WE'LL GET AHEAD IF WE JUST GET THE TECH I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER
SO PUSH PULL WE'LL TEAR DOWN THE DOOR WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY GIVE ME MORE! FOR US TO EVOLVE WE MUST LEARN FROM THE OLD CALL ME PROXIMUS CAESARSkar King Sings A Song (Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-18 | Available on Spotify here -
I kill! I conquer! My army’s terrified they know I’m bonkers! I kill! I conquer! Don’t you try to step to me, I’m stronger!
Hammer and sickle, you’ll work till your ill Build my empire or be killed I’m the Skar king and it’s not just my enemies Who’s blood gets spilled
Killing any competition crazily no moving calm Make my army march crusading at the crack of dawn Give a crap about a clever kaiju called King Kong Skar king got cadavers in every orifice of this kingdom
Caves filled with lava carved out to make a colossal home Constrained slaves chore away working for some petty crumbs Compensated with food they don’t need an crack at freedom Kick em to the curb, lava burns, if they don’t succumb
I kill! I conquer! My army’s terrified they know I’m bonkers! I kill! I conquer! Don’t you try to step to me, I’m stronger!
Hammer and sickle, you’ll work till your ill Build my empire or be killed I’m the Skar king and it’s not just my enemies Who’s blood gets spilled
I spit in their faces, flinging faeces at my minions They won’t do a thing no questioning their higher chieftains They know if they do they’ll get a beating like these banging drums Know no one is stronger and that’s not just an opinion
But even if a beast did step to me and raise some questions Shimos on my leash, and she can teach a couple lessons Freeze that Kong monkey, bfore he flees and he is gone Shimo does my bidding like a back street bookie running cons
I want the surface world, it was meant to be mine But that giant lizard banned me to the hollow earth confined I send scouting parties looking for the iwi all the time They’re the key to breaking free, tell me, where do they hide?!
They were hidden in plain sight, there’s the portal time to rise But Kong has come, riding on, the back of his ally You fight this fight with fire, Godzilla’s breath is dynamite But shimo is his equal, we fight this fight with ice!
I kill! I conquer! My army’s terrified they know I’m bonkers! I kill! I conquer! Don’t you try to step to me, I’m stronger!
Hammer and sickle, you’ll work till your ill Build my empire or be killed I’m the Skar king and it’s not just my enemies Who’s blood gets spilled
Up to the surface, the humans are nervous These tiny weak beings about to get crushed I’ll scream with some purpose, here’s my public service My roars cause a gust and they know now to rush
The empire these ants have built up here is epic It makes my lava kingdom look pathetic So to spite in the face of this great human race I will run through the town til its rubble and brick
I kill! I conquer! My army’s terrified they know I’m bonkers! I kill! I conquer! Don’t you try to step to me, I’m stronger!
Hammer and sickle, you’ll work till your ill Build my empire or be killed I’m the Skar king and it’s not just my enemies Who’s blood gets spilledCharlie Morningstar Sings A Song [Hazbin Hotel]Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-16 | Available on Spotify here -
Im the princess of hell, with ambitious goals I gotta give these people a chance to save their soul There’s good in some of these lowlifes I know It’s not fair no one gets a chance to atone
There’s a place in heaven for all you yet Just try to stop all the killing and ket Now sing with me, your redeemed, yeah!
Welcome to the hazbin hotel We’ll try our best to get your ass out of hell You put your faith in me That was a…. wise? Decision We can stop the angels from their exterminations
As if hell wasn’t already a bad enough place Every year the angels come down to exterminate My dad can get me to heaven, I’ll sing a song and charm them But Adam doesn’t even put it up for debate
There’s a place in heaven for all you yet Just try to stop all the beating and bets Now sing with me, your redeemed, yeah!
Welcome to the hazbin hotel We’ll try our best to get your ass out of hell You put your faith in me That was a…. wise? Decision We can stop the angels from their exterminations
I wanna help everyone I’m trying my best It’s not easy when they’re all coked up killing sex pests I’m in hell but I make it swell and I’m the devils child Why not use some of these powers and go wild!
There’s a place in heaven for all you yet Just try to stop all the scenes with sick sex Now sing with me, your redeemed, yeah!
Welcome to the hazbin hotel We’ll try our best to get your ass out of hell You put your faith in me That was a…. wise? Decision We can stop the angels from their exterminationsDrownViper Sings A Song (Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-11 | Available on Spotify here -
Thanks to Tyler Levs for providing the Drownviper vocals! Check out Tyler here -
Come to the water so perfect so clear The tastiest drink, it awaits you in here You may see a ripple, and you may feel some fear But in time you'll feel nothing, for the drownviper's here!
It all starts with a flick and a splash from a fin - as if just to announce that the hunt will begin - You may start to feel giddy as you frantically swim - but the truth it ain't pretty, yea I kill on a whim!
OH IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND YA - WITH THIS TAIL OF MINE I'LL WRAP IT ROUND AND ROUND YA - YEA YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SUFFOCATE AS THESE SILVER SCALES SURROUND YA I'M A SERVANT TO THE SEA, BUT WHEN I'VE TIGHTLY BOUND YA - YEA IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST.. BREATHE IN AND LET ME DROWN YA
How does it feel.. to be squeezed by an eel? constricted to the bone - can't even let out a squeal - In the tunnels of the hollows I'll be hiding concealed - till I pop up to the surface to consume my next meal
Watch me hunt my prey in a pretty lake hear my battle cry like a rattlesnake you can't run away when I've had my way cos I've gone and crushed all your vertebrae - Taking down titans I'd say is my flex, who cares if they're big - I'll kill the apex!
OH IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND YA - WITH THIS TAIL OF MINE I'LL WRAP IT ROUND AND ROUND YA - YEA YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SUFFOCATE AS THESE SILVER SCALES SURROUND YA I'M A SERVANT TO THE SEA, BUT WHEN I'VE TIGHTLY BOUND YA - YEA IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST.. BREATHE IN AND LET ME DROWN YA
Glug, glug, to the darkness you go as you sink to the depths below All you'll hear is the sound of the water it flows and the ominous creaking of pressurized bones
I'm the serpent who climbs from the waves! Like a dragon with shimmering scales I'm a viper who'll find ya there'll be no survivors this lake bed is riddled with thousands of graves
OH IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND YA - WITH THIS TAIL OF MINE I'LL WRAP IT ROUND AND ROUND YA - YEA YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SUFFOCATE AS THESE SILVER SCALES SURROUND YA I'M A SERVANT TO THE SEA, BUT WHEN I'VE TIGHTLY BOUND YA - YEA IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST.. BREATHE IN AND LET ME DROWN YA
OH IT LOOKS LIKE I FOUND YA - WITH THIS TAIL OF MINE I'LL WRAP IT ROUND AND ROUND YA - YEA YOU'RE TRYING NOT TO SUFFOCATE AS THESE SILVER SCALES SURROUND YA I'M A SERVANT TO THE SEA, BUT WHEN I'VE TIGHTLY BOUND YA - YEA IT'S POINTLESS TO RESIST.. BREATHE IN AND LET ME DROWN YAGummigoo Sings A Song FT. Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-09 | Available on Spotify here -
Thank you to Whatadizzydance for singing the Pomni verse & chorus parts. Please support her here -
Life was fine I was doing alright with my brothers by my side yea this yellow crocodile had it all, but now it's gone. All the thing's we've touched all the things we've seen were they all just part of a massive dream you installed, guess I was wrong If someone had told me I'd fall in a void and and my sense of reality would be destroyed I would laugh in there faces and tell them to move along But I've seen enough to conclude that I'm just a consignment of pixels need time to adjust or these thoughts in my mind will destroy me where do I belong?
POMNI HELP ME, NO I'M NOT LIKE THIS I'VE FALLEN IN A DEEP DARK HOLE AND I'M HEADED FOR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
(POMNI) GUMMI WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH SO PICK YOURSELF UP AND COME FOLLOW ME I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE CIRCUS WHO CARES IF YOU'RE HUMAN OR AN NPC
I fell through a glitch right into the abyss and I learned that my universe only consists of a pre-programmed version of those that I love and I miss And if I go back to the lads with this knowledge I'd live out my life feeling broken and solemn I wish I could go back to living in ignorant bliss We'd tear up the town and we'd hijack the syrup and take it away to give out to the village but why does it matter now I know realities fake And if we go back I just can't tell the lads so I'll keep it secret they won't understand it'll eat me alive but I'll do it for everyone's sake
POMNI HELP ME, NO I'M NOT LIKE THIS I'VE FALLEN IN A DEEP DARK HOLE AND I'M HEADED FOR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
(POMNI) GUMMI WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH SO PICK YOURSELF UP AND COME FOLLOW ME I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE CIRCUS WHO CARES IF YOU'RE HUMAN OR AN NPC
(POMNI) - I don't like to see you unhappy, I don't like to see you afraid! I know what it's like to feel different so this brings us closer in so many ways So follow me back to the circus, an honorary part of the team, I don't know the rules but they'd all be such fools for not welcoming an NPC
POMNI HELP ME, NO I'M NOT LIKE THIS I'VE FALLEN IN A DEEP DARK HOLE AND I'M HEADED FOR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
(POMNI) GUMMI WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH SO PICK YOURSELF UP AND COME FOLLOW ME I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE CIRCUS WHO CARES IF YOU'RE HUMAN OR AN NPC
POMNI HELP ME, NO I'M NOT LIKE THIS I'VE FALLEN IN A DEEP DARK HOLE AND I'M HEADED FOR AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS
(POMNI) GUMMI WE CAN MAKE IT THROUGH SO PICK YOURSELF UP AND COME FOLLOW ME I'LL TAKE YOU RIGHT BACK TO THE CIRCUS WHO CARES IF YOU'RE HUMAN OR AN NPCThe Smiling Critters Sing A Song (Poppy Playtime Video Game Parody)(Animation)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-04 | Available on Spotify here -
Critters crawl It’s time to play We promise to make you smile We’ll find a way
Critters crawl Up to your face Let’s rearrange that mouth With razor blades
DogDay
We got abilities to put your kids minds at ease I’m like a therapy dog I’ll make you so happy The leader of the pack, I keep everyone going Now let’s hunt that human, and get the blood flowing
Bubba Bubbaphant
I’m Bubba Bubbaphant You’ll need brains for this type of hunt When we catch we’ll pump ya with adrenaline Your nervous system will have a constant current That means no break from the pain Well torture you till you’re insane Did you see what we did to the bigger body DogDay? That’s you once you are detained
Critters crawl It’s time to play We promise to make you smile We’ll find a way
Critters crawl Up to your face Let’s rearrange that mouth With razor blades
Yeah! We’re little but brutal Chew through things big or small Huge mouths to take it all Never waste a drop we are frugal
We’re everywhere don’t run From the walls to the ceilings we’ll stun Jump like a ninja, to disfigure And you’re done
Bobby Bearhug
Hi I’m Bobby, I give Bearhugs, love is vital for kids and even grown ups Compassion for all, come here let me squeeze you, till your eyes pop out and your guts are thrown up
Hoppy Hopscotch
Hoppidy hopscotch, we look like some botched jobs My adhds kicking in, now watch me stomp on their crotch Bouncing around on your body until it pops Then chop and chomp with my big beautiful bunny chomps
KickinChicken
Yo I’m the KickinChicken and I don’t even care about killing I’m far too cool to mess around with that, just gimme some shades and a ciggy I’m chilling
PickyPiggy
I ate a snickers, a bag of skittles, a Kitkat and a human heart If there’s one thing I gotta teach the kids it’s don’t ever let yourself starve
Critters crawl It’s time to play We promise to make you smile We’ll find a way
Critters crawl Up to your face Let’s rearrange that mouth With razor blades
Critters crawling, up the walls and round and round we chase You can run but you can’t hide, we know every inch of this place Critters crawling, up the walls and round and round we chase Come back for a loving suffocating bloody embrace
CraftyCorn
Let’s get creative everybody, we’ll turn torture into a fun hobby What can we do with this papier-mâché? Stuff in his lungs till he breathes funny We’ll take out his eyes and paint them, look, a football, a planet, a ripe plum Then we’ll play some ping pong and hit them, splat! It exploded, it’s so fun!
CatNap
Breathe, in real deep Let your lungs fill and feel the heat Now, you will sleep Fall into a nightmare so hellish your heart will stop its beat
Critters crawl It’s time to play We promise to make you smile We’ll find a way
Critters crawl Up to your face Let’s rearrange that mouth With razor blades
Yeah! We’re little but brutal Chew through things big or small Huge mouths to take it all Never waste a drop we are frugal
We’re everywhere don’t run From the walls to the ceilings we’ll stun Jump like a ninja, to disfigure And you’re done
CatNap
Critters crawl It’s time to play We promise to make you smile We’ll find a way
Critters crawl Up to your face Let’s rearrange that mouth With razor bladesMothra Sings A Song Part 2 (Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-05-02 | Available on Spotify here -
Titans unite (boom) Godzilla x Kong this is not your fight Titans unite (boom) Save it for the other side
It’s been so long since we fought ghidorah Mothra never dies, I’m a reincarnator Materialise before your very eyes It’s written prophecy given life by Jia
I sense Godzilla moving mad on the surface He senses Kong moving into his home space There’s gonna be a territorial battle Ancient pyramids crushed in one swift throw
Calm yourselves, our enemy is down below You’re gonna need every ounce of energy for shimo
Titans unite (boom) Godzilla x Kong this is not your fight Titans unite (boom) Save it for the other side
Cus the Skar King’s gonna incite The end for all mankind But not on my watch I made it my job There’s only one king we stand behind
To hollow earth we prepare to fight The iwi need help we’re just in time Break the ice, pyramids collide In zero gravity can I still fly?
A blast of silk to save your ship From all these apes attacking it Gravity is starting to come back around And so the skar king is surface bound
Titans unite (boom) Godzilla x Kong this is not your fight Titans unite (boom) Save it for the other side
Cus the Skar King’s gonna incite The end for all mankind But not on my watch I made it my job There’s only one king we stand behind
Rio is rubble Godzilla is in trouble I need to know my loves ok No need to worry there’s Kong and suko
My king roars with his atomic breath Shooting to the sky My wings tingling, eyes widen What a beautiful sight
Titans unite (boom) Godzilla x Kong this is not your fight Titans unite (boom) Save it for the other side
Cus the Skar King’s gonna incite The end for all mankind But not on my watch I made it my job There’s only one king we stand behindKinger Sings A Song For Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-04-27 | Available on Spotify here -
Did someone say something bout bugs? I'm not in a very good state If that's a new character guess it's a plus cos I'm bored of these four 'stale mates' I'm The 'king' of the board as a 'chess piece', but in here I don't wanna be seen! I'd rather just hide in this fortress forever I've already lost my 'Queen' - I'm the real OG - and it seems to me - eventually none of us last! We've all got our secrets we've yet to reveal even me with my long 'chequered' past I'm happy to welcome you Pomni, to this mind numbing digital game! But don't be surprised if you soon lose your mind for in time all of us go insane!
YOUR MOVE, NOW LET ME ADDRESS, WE'RE ALL IN A BIT OF A MESS! THIS DIGITAL CIRCUS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE LIKE A GRANDMASTER PLAYING SOME CHESS BUT I WILL SURVIVE, I'LL COWER AND HIDE, I'LL TRY NOT TO TAKE THE BAIT FOR IF YOU SUCCUMB YEA YOUR TIME HERE IS DONE, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY CHECK MATE!
So try to escape through a door or a gate if you ask me you've made a mistake I've been here the longest but I'm not the strongest so guess I'll just capitulate They say that I'm off my 'chess-nut', but I'm not here looking for 'mates' I'll make a connection if insect collecting is something you like to debate so I'll 'PAWNtificate', and give you the facts, Pomni there's no going back! - You're in here forever unless there's an error so smile or you're bound to abstract! So join us in this little 'KNIGHTmare', you cannot 'surrender' or quit So make your first move, and keep us amused, perhaps the 'Queen's Gambit?'
YOUR MOVE, NOW LET ME ADDRESS, WE'RE ALL IN A BIT OF A MESS! THIS DIGITAL CIRCUS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE LIKE A GRANDMASTER PLAYING SOME CHESS BUT I WILL SURVIVE, I'LL COWER AND HIDE, I'LL TRY NOT TO TAKE THE BAIT FOR IF YOU SUCCUMB YEA YOUR TIME HERE IS DONE, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY CHECK MATE!
Everyone said I'd go first, but I keep it all bottled inside Kaufmo the clown let the whole circus down oh his poor litle circuit got fried So here's some advice you should take, treat the circus like you would treat snakes Assess your surroundings and partake in outings or your game will end 'check mate!'
YOUR MOVE, NOW LET ME ADDRESS, WE'RE ALL IN A BIT OF A MESS! THIS DIGITAL CIRCUS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE LIKE A GRANDMASTER PLAYING SOME CHESS BUT I WILL SURVIVE, I'LL COWER AND HIDE, I'LL TRY NOT TO TAKE THE BAIT FOR IF YOU SUCCUMB YEA YOUR TIME HERE IS DONE, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY CHECK MATE!
YOUR MOVE, NOW LET ME ADDRESS, WE'RE ALL IN A BIT OF A MESS! THIS DIGITAL CIRCUS WILL EAT YOU ALIVE LIKE A GRANDMASTER PLAYING SOME CHESS BUT I WILL SURVIVE, I'LL COWER AND HIDE, I'LL TRY NOT TO TAKE THE BAIT FOR IF YOU SUCCUMB YEA YOUR TIME HERE IS DONE, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY CHECK MATE!Baby Kong (Suko) Sings A Song (Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-04-25 | Available on Spotify here -
Thank you to Luke James Shaffer for providing the Suko vocals. Please support Luke here -
Life's bad, down in the hole, the working it drives us insane Born - bred, for toil and labor it's a lifetime of torture and pain! My dad, the mighty Skar king cracks his whip through day and night! But if we run, rise up and question, we're sure to feel the wrath of his ice!
But I don't really want this for my myself, there's more to life than his abuse If only I could find a way out of here... Just give me one excuse!
LET'S BE FRIENDS LET'S BE FRIENDS.. IT TAKE A LOT TO TRUST, BUT I KNOW WE'LL GET THERE IN THE END I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE WORKHOUSE SO YOU CAN SEE THE HARDSHIP WE'VE ENDURED AND WITH YOUR WILL AND GREAT AXE - I THINK WE'VE FOUND, I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE CURE
Have you come to save us, from all the darkness and despair? If not let's take a paddle - I promise there's no DrownViper's in there! (hehe) I may be small in stature, We may be world's apart, But I can be of service, Cos I can sure outsmart!
You forgave me for my deceit, you took me in gave me a treat A little shy, gave you a bite, but King Kong set me free!
LET'S BE FRIENDS LET'S BE FRIENDS.. IT TAKE A LOT TO TRUST, BUT I KNOW WE'LL GET THERE IN THE END I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE WORKHOUSE SO YOU CAN SEE THE HARDSHIP WE'VE ENDURED AND WITH YOUR WILL AND GREAT AXE - I THINK WE'VE FOUND, I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE CURE
I know I was a little shy but by your side I know I'm fine I'll take you to the lava flow your little timid orange guide I know it took a little time for you to gain my trust but I'll be coming to the rescue throw the axe and scream a battle cry I know I got a bit of cheek and we may not always agree but maybe you would too with seperational anxiety So you can put you trust in me I maybe small but I ain't weak I'll even use your battle axe to set the Hollow Earther's free!
LET'S BE FRIENDS LET'S BE FRIENDS.. IT TAKE A LOT TO TRUST, BUT I KNOW WE'LL GET THERE IN THE END I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE WORKHOUSE SO YOU CAN SEE THE HARDSHIP WE'VE ENDURED AND WITH YOUR WILL AND GREAT AXE - I THINK WE'VE FOUND, I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE CURELucy MacLean Sings A Song (Fallout Series Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-04-20 | Available on Spotify here -
I’m on the inside I live a life protected and carefree I’m on the inside But the surface world is calling me
I’m on the inside! I’m on the inside!
Daddy’s been taken The raiders invade us What did she mean When she said that dad betrayed us?
On the inside But I’m leaving home to meet the neighbours
The worlds been on fire since the day the bombs dropped Vault dwellers were ready, uniforms pressed, food stocked It’s been hundreds of years since our vault doors first locked One day we will rise from the ground like fresh crops
And rebuild society, a utopia like our 33 We will guide and shape mankind, bring back humanity But till then it’s my wedding day, can’t wait to bang and repopulate But the man that I just slept with was a raider, he’s a fake
How did they get here? They’ve kidnapped my dad Let’s assemble a team and go get my dad back But no I am told, it’s too dangerous for that You are all cowards, I’m sneaking out too bad
I’m on the inside I live a life protected and carefree I’m on the inside But the surface world is calling me
I’m on the inside! I’m on the inside!
Daddy’s been taken The raiders invade us What did she mean When she said that dad betrayed us?
On the inside But I’m leaving home to meet the neighbours
Stay polite and mild mannered, the people here might fear me I’ll charm the wastelanders by being oh so friendly Kind sir can I trouble you? Information is what I need Great now I’m in a gun fight and I’m starting to bleed
I need a stimpak, sumin for the rads, and training with v.a.t.s It’s seems everything wants to kill me here even radroaches and rats Ghoul please abide by the golden rule, treat others as you wish to be treated He chops off my finger, and sells me to be harvested
Ghouls so ghastly Raiders rampage Everyone’s a salesman trying to fool me
Knights obliterate What’s the enclave? I’m covered in someone’s blood and it’s only 1:08
I’m on the outside I live a life of instability I’m on the outside Fight for food, fight for rights to be free
Daddy oh daddy What the hell did you do? Why do the people Of the wasteland hate you?
On the outside Don’t test me I don’t hesitate to shoot
I gotta find daddy I know where he’ll be Imprisoned in the Griffith observatory
I gave you what you need Now set my dad free But you tell me of shady sands and my heart skips a beat
I’m on the outside I live a life of instability I’m on the outside Fight for food, fight for rights to be free
I’m on the outside! I’m on the outside!
Daddy oh daddy What the hell did you do? Why do the people Of the wasteland hate you?
Twit Twoo, oh I see you.. the rumours of the hundred acre wood well they're true Oh I just flew, I'm eyeing up a swoop...I'm melting off your face and then I'll cut you in two - We rose again from under sediment cos after the experiments the kindness in our hearts was rendered null and void irrelevant - so trespass and you'll get to meet the crew... Myself and porky Piglet, tigger - whinnie the poooooh!
''Christopher Robin and friends had oh so much fun all of those years ago. But from the day he left and as the years flew by, time was not kind to Pooh, Piglet, Tigger and Owl...''
TWIT TWOO... YOU KNOW I'M COMING FOR YOU! YOUR UNFRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD OWL I'M SAD FROM NEGLECT SO I'LL PECK AT YOUR NECK, THEN LATER I MIGHT DISEMBOWEL I'M THE THINKER THE PLANNER - THE ONE WITH THE ANSWERS - THE ONE THEY CALL CLEVER AND WISE ABANDONED BETRAYED SO THE TOWN IT WILL PAY I'M THE KILLER THAT SWOOPS FROM THE SKIES
You got a date with Owl so you better bring a towel when I vomit on your face they'll have to scrape it with a trowel so excuse the blatant pun but what they'll find is rather fowel I don't cheep and I don't tweet I just let out an earthy howl Oh I get a little pleasure playing pooh sticks, my talon's razor sharp I got a tight grip.. I'm swooping from the clouds, to terrorize the town, Then clean this plume of feathers full of body parts and blood drips
'Owl's a rather nasty b*****d, after melting your face with his oozing vomit, he'll likely peck you to death, or tear you apart with his talons'
TWIT TWOO... YOU KNOW I'M COMING FOR YOU! YOUR UNFRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD OWL I'M SAD FROM NEGLECT SO I'LL PECK AT YOUR NECK, THEN LATER I MIGHT DISEMBOWEL I'M THE THINKER THE PLANNER - THE ONE WITH THE ANSWERS - THE ONE THEY CALL CLEVER AND WISE ABANDONED BETRAYED SO THE TOWN IT WILL PAY I'M THE KILLER THAT SWOOPS FROM THE SKIES
Oh If I gotta sing it then I may as well just 'wing' it let's see how many owl puns can fit a quarter of a minute - Got a bucket full off 'Talon' even tho I was abandoned like a 'chick' that works at 'hooters' I'm out 'owl night long' Got an 'owlfull' of stamina but in the night like Dracula devising all the killings like an evil form of 'owlgebra' Get drunk on human blood like an addictive 'Owlcaholic' I'm the Hundred Acre 'know-it-owl' so try to sing along...
TWIT TWOO... YOU KNOW I'M COMING FOR YOU! YOUR UNFRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD OWL I'M SAD FROM NEGLECT SO I'LL PECK AT YOUR NECK, THEN LATER I MIGHT DISEMBOWEL I'M THE THINKER THE PLANNER - THE ONE WITH THE ANSWERS - THE ONE THEY CALL CLEVER AND WISE ABANDONED BETRAYED SO THE TOWN IT WILL PAY I'M THE KILLER THAT SWOOPS FROM THE SKIESShimo Sings A Song (Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-04-13 | Available on Spotify here - open.spotify.com/track/6xrezjGk48s3M0tUTJ0unn?si=hm2cWmgLS6CNCwq-r9AppQ&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A1JtjHddVQcERAwgcdaeuT7
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain The Skar king uses me to reign
Surrounded and caged with the lava and heat I’m where I shouldn’t be I need minus degrees Icicles form as the steam and sweat freeze No fire from this dragon just ice when I breathe
He’s chained me up like some ravenous dog Imprisoned in hollow earths brutal gulag I dream of a day when I will be set free I’ll bring back the ice age a snowy white scene
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain The Skar king uses me to reign
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain When I break free no one will contain
Fire and ice shouldn’t be combined Temper is boiling like the water inside You’ll find The blizzard lizard has froze you in time
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain The Skar king uses me to reign
He rides on my back and treats me like a pet This bipedal ape is a pain in my neck He aims the crystal and then I must attack The whip from my tail is an almighty smack
And my frost blast breath, no one can counter Except for the grandeur the great king Godzilla He’s come to fight, I will do what I’m told But skar with these cards you will have to fold
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain The Skar king uses me to reign
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain When I break free no one will contain
Fire and ice shouldn’t be combined Temper is boiling like the water inside You’ll find The blizzard lizard has froze you in time
Restrained with chains Controlled with pain The Skar king uses me to reign
The crystal is crushed No more controlling me The choice is my own I am finally free
And my first decree Make skar king suffer and brutally freeze
Down below - where the hillsides glow, I'm the king of this rodeo - Try not to venture to the surface even though I'm never nervous if the Lizard gets a whiff you know it always ends in killer blows! Usually the Apex, but to tell you the truth, I got a pesky issue with a canine tooth, I get a little help but I ain't making no excuse but Ace you better fix it quick or a certain someone hits the roof! Oh Something's fishy yea I'm falling through these giant cracks - ape's with painted faces all around me for a group attack - make a little friend I will protect him always watch his back - screw you Skar king I'll beat your poodle with this battle axe! I know you're grouchy it's the only way to stop the terror, Atomic blast gorilla fists yea we'll apply the pressure, So join the team and we'll attack em with a double measure - yea we've had our differences but this time we can work together!
IT'S A BATTLE OF THE TITANS I HOPE YOU SIDED WITH THE RIGHT ONES UP OR DOWN, FORGET THE CROWN, THE GROUND IT WILL SHAKE AND THE SKIES THEY WILL BRIGHTEN! I KNOW WE'VE NEVER SEEN EYE TO EYE - BUT KNOW WE'RE STRONGER WHEN WE COMBINE SO CHARGE UP YOUR BREATH, I'LL BEAT ON THIS CHEST, WE'LL BOTH BE THE HERO THIS TIME!
Thank you to the humans for fixing the cavity - but I need you again to repel this insanity - Skar wants the surface to rule with brutality but we'll fight below in the absence of gravity I can't move my arm got it burned in an ice fight - massive metal arm compensates for the frostbite - punch as I go, down in this hole, my team right beside me like one giant family It's easy killing crawlers and sea dwelling serpents but try fighting ape's using Titan's to hurt us - We must stop this maniac taking the surface we'll send him right back to the depth of his furnaces Fight for survival and fight for this earth, The lizard it's stronger it's had a rebirth with it's breath and this axe we'll ascend and attack, prepare for tsunami's and seismic disturbances!
IT'S A BATTLE OF THE TITANS I HOPE YOU SIDED WITH THE RIGHT ONES UP OR DOWN, FORGET THE CROWN, THE GROUND IT WILL SHAKE AND THE SKIES THEY WILL BRIGHTEN! I KNOW WE'VE NEVER SEEN EYE TO EYE - BUT KNOW WE'RE STRONGER WHEN WE COMBINE SO CHARGE UP YOUR BREATH, I'LL BEAT ON THIS CHEST, WE'LL BOTH BE THE HERO THIS TIME!
we'll fight underground and we'll in the streets The earth it will shake when the group of us meet You've got the ice, we'll bring the heat Take all your power and set Shimo free I'll grab you and smash you so let's make the ground shake - the pain that you bring's not as bad as a tooth ache I beat on my chest see the veins on my pecs yea think you're the king but you're fighting the Apex!
IT'S A BATTLE OF THE TITANS I HOPE YOU SIDED WITH THE RIGHT ONES UP OR DOWN, FORGET THE CROWN, THE GROUND IT WILL SHAKE AND THE SKIES THEY WILL BRIGHTEN! I KNOW WE'VE NEVER SEEN EYE TO EYE - BUT KNOW WE'RE STRONGER WHEN WE COMBINE SO CHARGE UP YOUR BREATH, I'LL BEAT ON THIS CHEST, WE'LL BOTH BE THE HERO THIS TIME!Godzilla Sings A Song Part 2 (Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire Monsterverse Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-04-06 | Available on Spotify here - open.spotify.com/track/36Zx8cVYL6tdNXrWps2UM9?si=wphgcR4ZRwazwxLneft6iA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A3v4dIhvALRwwVqDLdIJxsU
I bring order to this place Not always in productive ways Settle quarrels with tidal waves And make quarries wherever I lay
Your megaliths at my finger tips I flick them like paper football chips Colossal empires I love to see em I make my bed in your Colosseum
Waking up to nuclear explosions Is equivalent to an alarm clock for humans I bathe in that gamma radiation My dorsal plates get a tingling sensation
Time goes by sometimes I sleep Nap for a quick little century Time goes but I’m no oap I haven’t even reached my peak
Tsunamis at my feet Hurricanes shower me Tornados to dry me off And sleep in volcanoes for heat
Godzilla! Godzilla!
Kong stay down where you belong! You know that I’ll win I’m far too strong Get hit and flipped into a pyramid That was a one off in Hong Kong
Iwi call me for help I got places to be Maybe that’s why you’re here Let’s reunite this team
Godzilla! Godzilla!
I need to absorb more power It’s an emerge at sea situation The scar king is still sour I trapped him in that location
With Shimo and his army of apes He would reign terror on the surface That’s why we can’t let him escape In hollow earth we fight face to face
Shimo sends chills down my spine Icicles intertwined Gravity is gone, 100 thousand tons I become like a feather, stunned as I spun
Slinging my weight as I let out a roar Biting and clawing then crash to the floor Gravity’s back but we entered the sinkhole Now we will fight in Rio de Janeiro
Tsunamis at my feet Hurricanes shower me Tornados to dry me off And sleep in volcanoes for heat
Godzilla! Godzilla!
Kong stay down where you belong! You know that I’ll win I’m too strong Get hit and flipped into a pyramid That was a one off in Hong Kong
Iwi call me for help I got places to be Maybe that’s why you’re here Let’s reunite this team
Godzilla! Godzilla!
Shimos bringing back the ice age Surfers ride a frozen wave the Scar king gets off terrorising The puny humans trying to run away
They reduce Rio to rubble Throwing buildings at my face But scar without that crystal Shimo is no longer your slave
Freeze this monkey! He’s a tyrant he’s no leader Kong would be a much better one I know he’s lonely and he’s eager
Godzilla you saved our city Yes But at what cost? The city, of course
Tsunamis at my feet Hurricanes shower me Tornados to dry me off And sleep in volcanoes for heat
Godzilla! Godzilla!
Kong stay down where you belong! You know that I’ll win I’m too strong Get hit and flipped into a pyramid That was a one off in Hong Kong
Iwi call me for help I got places to be Maybe that’s why you’re here Let’s reunite this team
Gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee goo Somebody better quickly bring me some food It don’t get chewed it just gets consumed Now I’ll gobbledy gobbledy goo all over you
Im a sloppy slobbery mess, a not so sophisticated diner A class 5, full roaming green Vapor, you can call me Slimer
You got the call, so you searched the halls There’s a ghost spotted flying through walls It’s green and mean and likes fine cuisine I hope you got big balls
Cus I might just cause a big fright But if you’d rather fight then flight I’ll run through and slime you out of spite And then off I trot out of sight
But the busters chase me all night They’re trying to reel me in like a kite You sure you can handle that, proton pack You set the whole dining room alight
Chase me oh chase me Particle accelerator got a tickly beam When we get home will you feed me? Wait this is a prison? With no food you’re so mean!?
Gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee goo Somebody better quickly bring me some food It don’t get chewed it just gets consumed Now I’ll gobbledy gobbledy goo all over you
Im a sloppy slobbery mess, a not so sophisticated diner A class 5, full roaming green Vapor, you can call me Slimer
Peck shut down the ghost storage yippee It’s time for us to terrify New York City But there’s hot dog vendors on every street Me choking on meat is scary as I can be
What’s green made of goo and smells of number 2 Slimey slimer sliding into your barbecue I hide in your fridge, under grills in your stew You want a midnight snack well boo, I did too!
Ever since Louis let me eat his lunch at the station I made the ghostbusters home my haunting location I’m pretty sure they love me here I’m like a little pet Not sure what animal I used to be, obese piglet?
A cult summoned me to be a spirit weapon But they just made an ectoplasmic being of pure glutton I like food, I eat, that’s all I do And I got my drivers license come ride the bus boo
Gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee goo Somebody better quickly bring me some food It don’t get chewed it just gets consumed Now I’ll gobbledy gobbledy goo all over you
Im a sloppy slobbery mess, a not so sophisticated diner A class 5, full roaming green Vapor, you can call me Slimer
Gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee goo Yum yum yum (eating noises) Gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee gobbledee goo Yum yum yum (eating noises)Peter Griffin Sings A Song About Shaking The Poom Poom (Cursed Peter Griffin Family Guy Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-03-30 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Yo all the ladies with the butts the size of this gut Shake it like you shake your babies when they act up I don’t really give a what what, jiggle up, jiggle down Move that cellulite like a prostte that gets around
It’s time to party peeps I popped a pill and pooped a pizza We’re celebrating the death of my god awful daughter Oh my dear Meg….. you will not be missed Hi I’m Peter griffin and this ain’t even my lowest (Louis)
Twerk it for Peter Twerk it for Peter Hands on your knees And then eat some pizza
Twerk it for Peter Twerk it for Peter Drop kick a squirrel Then report yourself to PETA
“Goddam it Peter that squirrel was my cat!” “How’d you like it if I kicked Brian to get you back?!” “Uh technically kicking me’s be against the law and that’s a fact” “Yeah I’m definitely kicking your dog he’s a pretentious tw”
How the hell I leave maccies with 3 extra patties? “Free of charge” he said “for being such a fatty!” Well I never!? Offended I just had to leave Drive away eating as tears stream down my cheeks
Cause a head on collision with a rage stricken chicken I should probably not have ridden with a blind ninja gibbon The weeknd at the traffic lights witnessed it all Why’s he pointing and laughing? Oh a kid died, lol
“Everybody knows it’s the funniest thing” “When tragic tragedies are happening” “Don’t ever invite me to a funeral” “Can’t make it to the wake I break at the vestibule”
Ok… wow… that’s eye opening The weeknd has laughing fits at funerals, kinda shocking But more importantly where’s my burger? Oh nooo?! The weeknd picks me up and says “we’ll go to dominoes”
But I don’t want pizza
Twerk it for Peter Twerk it for Peter Hands on your knees And then eat some pizza
Twerk it for Peter Twerk it for Peter Drop kick a squirrel Then report yourself to PETA
“Goddam it Peter that squirrel was my cat!” “How’d you like it if I kicked Brian to get you back?!” “Uh technically kicking me’s be against the law and that’s a fact” “Yeah I’m definitely kicking your dog he’s a pretentious tt”
Stewie take it away!
It’s the stew dog, stew miester, stewella deville Got a bigger kill count than Samuel little Daddy watched dahmer and put a man on the grill But I’ve been cooking mofos since I left mummy’s hole
I built weapons, I built time machines and I cross dress Some say that I’m more genius that Rick Sanchez If you put me on the mic, I’m gone tell it like it is Taylor swift is mid, and that’s at best
Ok well the babies been rambling on about something, uh some nice goo goo gagas, shall we get back to my pizza situation
Abel insists that we go to dominoes But I told him I can’t cus I spent all my dough He’s says not worry he’s got a plan just follow Then he pulls out a couple pistols akimbo
Goddam you’re cool, he points a gun in my face? “I’ll shoot this fat if you don’t give me a taste!?” “One pepperoni pizza and make it real big” “This man needs to eat just look at his stomach”
Uh mr the weeknd, I appreciate the gesture But maybe we could do it in a less insulting manner? He puts the pizza in my mouth and says it’s my pleasure We walk out the parlour and then people start to gather
I don’t understand do they like seeing me eating? Why are women flocking to us and then stripping? It’s just ladies looking crazy, Abel I’m frightened “That’s the power of the weeknd!”
Twerk it for Peter Twerk it for Peter Hands on your knees And then eat some pizza
Twerk it for Peter Twerk it for Peter Drop kick a squirrel Then report yourself to PETA
You crept inside my hide-away, and saw my pale face You turned the key, you set me free, you opened up the case Guess that you thought I was sinister, a heart so full of hate But to your surprise - I opened my eyes - I'll try to guide you until you escape - Now I'm up in the vents, creeping and crawling alone hear the tippity tap of my shoes I'm doing my best while you're feeling distressed to provide you with knowledge and clues The rest of the toys want to kill and destroy since the hour of joy they pursue But together we'll rid this whole place of it's evil you need me and I need you
So follow me like a poppy seed that's carried through the wind I'll lead you through the darkness of this house of sin I know that it's hard to trust you must look past the porcelain together we'll sink or swim, together we'll sink or swim!
YOU'RE PERFECT! - AND YOU'VE TRAVELED SO FAR FOLLOW ME AND YOU'LL SEE, THE FUTURE CAN BE OURS WE MAY TAKE A LITTLE PAIN, FEEL OUR WAY THROUGH SCARLET HAZE BUT TOGETHER WE'LL CHANGE OUR FATE, TOGETHER WE'LL BOTH ESCAPE
The crash it hurt us both, but we've both made it pretty far So don't give up - and with any luck, you'll leave here without a scar I owe you an explanation for all this madness and macabre So listen close, or you'll be toast, the answer is quite bizarre - So let's go back in time, thing's were just perfect and playful and they were just lovable toys But everything changed and they all went deranged when the clock struck the hour of joy There once was a peace and a harmony now all they want is to kill and destroy Together we'll get our revenge and attack so just follow the sound of my voice
So follow me like a poppy seed that's carried through the wind I'll lead you through the darkness of this house of sin I know that it's hard to trust you must look past the porcelain together we'll sink or swim, together we'll sink or swim!
YOU'RE PERFECT! - AND YOU'VE TRAVELED SO FAR FOLLOW ME AND YOU'LL SEE, THE FUTURE CAN BE OURS WE MAY TAKE A LITTLE PAIN, FEEL OUR WAY THROUGH SCARLET HAZE BUT TOGETHER WE'LL CHANGE OUR FATE, TOGETHER WE'LL BOTH ESCAPE
We've been here - longer than I care to remember, the days oh they feel more like weeks But I've got a sneaky suspicion today is the day that we all get a treat Oh I was right Hello nice to meet you, I'm here to make you feel alright I'm Ragatha and with a nod and a smile I calm players when they first arrive So don't freak ouuuuuuuuut There's no getting ouuuuuuuuut
SO LET'S FACE IT POMNI... YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER AND EVER, AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AT LEAST WE CAN DO THINGS TOGETHER, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T SEE THE POINT - WE'LL HAVE FUN CHASING GLOINKS! THIS PLACE AIN'T SO BAD IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE WE ALL CRIED BUT NOW WE ALL LAUGH! YOU'LL SOON FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GANG - REACH OUT TAKE THIS RAGGEDY HAND!
I'll calm you if you feel discomfort, the sweetest little optimist! For thinking is bad in this place so just smile, that'll do the trick! I'll brush off the bad and the sad vibes, for laughter is the cure that we need But we all have our limits and Jax likes to visit and tease me about centipedes
So don't freak ouuuuuuuuut There's no getting ouuuuuuuuut
SO LET'S FACE IT POMNI... YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER AND EVER, AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AT LEAST WE CAN DO THINGS TOGETHER, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T SEE THE POINT - WE'LL HAVE FUN CHASING GLOINKS! THIS PLACE AIN'T SO BAD IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE WE ALL CRIED BUT NOW WE ALL LAUGH! YOU'LL SOON FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GANG - REACH OUT TAKE THIS RAGGEDY HAND!
So come see your quarters this place it exhausts us but in here you're getting no sleep I know you feel tired but know that you're wired so no use in you counting sheep! Oh let's visit Kaufmo! The lovable clown oh my gosh what the heck's happened now?! The poor thing's abstracted and made me reactive it happens when you're feeling down!
SO LET'S FACE IT POMNI... YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER AND EVER, AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AT LEAST WE CAN DO THINGS TOGETHER, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T SEE THE POINT - WE'LL HAVE FUN CHASING GLOINKS! THIS PLACE AIN'T SO BAD IF YOU GIVE IT A CHANCE WE ALL CRIED BUT NOW WE ALL LAUGH! YOU'LL SOON FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GANG - REACH OUT TAKE THIS RAGGEDY HAND!Banban Sings A Song (Garten Of Banban 7 Fun Video Game Horror Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-03-16 | Available on Spotify here - open.spotify.com/track/3YY77cAKtnhrweWXcVvA3k?si=l_qQ8I2bQZeifEItvbh6Vw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A6sMLif7yK0X67cW9Ze42iQ
Welcome to the kindergarten There’s a few things that went wrong What did we expect Experimenting with givanium
Am I good? Am I bad? You probably wouldn’t like me when I’m mad
Sometimes the rage gets the upper hand And I break things bang bang
“Oh no here comes ban ban” You’re damn right kiddies it’s best you scram!
The Red Devils on a rampage till I’m calm again
Look I know you’re only here to save your child And this place is pretty daunting the mascots are wild But if you help me I can help you too Wait is that a pancreas inside of you?
It’s smells like food, let’s get a closer view No! I must stay away, you need to move Head down to the lower levels it’s like a zoo Mixed with a kids imagination, on glue
Don’t trust stinger Flynn, although his voice is calming I hope one day his dreams come true stuck on a beach burning He knows where the kids are, he’s a manipulator Who you gonna listen to a jellyfish or lucifer?
Welcome to the kindergarten There’s a few things that went wrong What did we expect Experimenting with givanium
Am I good? Am I bad? You probably wouldn’t like me when I’m mad
Sometimes the rage gets the upper hand And I break things bang bang
“Oh no here comes ban ban” You’re damn right kiddies it’s best you scram!
The Red Devils on a rampage till I’m calm again
I know you only came here to save your kid But I bet you wanna know what the hell this place is It makes perfect sense does it not doesn’t, does it? Just ask the queen kangaroo she’s pretty with it
But if you make her laugh the naughty ones will break free And with sir dadadoo possess your body Causing pure havoc and making an army But I will fight and hold them off while you flee
Ban ban battered and damned Left broken and bruised on the floor I have become like my former dr uthman A lifeless corpse
Ban ban battered and damned It’s up to you to stop the captor Even tho I’m dead I’ll probably come back to help Let’s see what happens in the next chapter
Welcome to the kindergarten There’s a few things that went wrong What did we expect Experimenting with givanium
Am I good? Am I bad? You probably wouldn’t like me when I’m mad
Sometimes the rage gets the upper hand And I break things bang bang
“Oh no here comes ban ban” You’re damn right kiddies it’s best you scram!
I miss who, I used to be One day I pray to be set free
I’m kissy m-issy Where’s poppy? I miss her She’s busy trying to stop the evil freaks takeover
You’re dizzy, the kitty Will make you uneasy The hour of joy is never quite over
Don’t be, afraid I was never compliant Yes I could crush bones with a cute fluffy hug But I’m just a gentle giant
I miss who, I used to be One day I pray to be set free
I remember the fear in your eyes when we met You were stuck at the gate and you started to fret My counter part huggy must have made you sweat Clearly traumatised you but I won’t be a threat
There are still some of us that know right from wrong Poppy leads a rebellion with you were strong The prototype commands an army of pawns For those who oppose torture goes on and on
I’m kissy m-issy Where’s poppy? I miss her She’s busy trying to stop the evil freaks takeover
You’re dizzy, the kitty Will make you uneasy The hour of joy is never quite over
Don’t be, afraid I was never compliant Yes I could crush bones with a cute fluffy hug But I’m just a gentle giant
I miss who, I used to be One day I pray to be set free
I can tell, that you seen the tapes The fear when you look at me, you contemplate You saw how I ripped all those men into bits It was the hour of joy, and they deserved it
But I promise I’m not a monster it’s this place! The experiments conducted a disgrace! Taking the orphans and binding their soul! To make a living toy they could sell and control
I’m kissy m-issy Where’s poppy? I miss her She’s busy trying to stop the evil freaks takeover
You’re dizzy, the kitty Will make you uneasy The hour of joy is never quite over
Don’t be, afraid I was never compliant Yes I could crush bones with a cute fluffy hug But I’m just a gentle giant
Step into a world of pure imagination mum and dad they paid a lot for my remuneration - but we left them pacing round and round in their frustration thought on their vacation they would have a little fun but what they got was an abomination Sold them Ai marketing and fooled them with the pitch it's like a Willy Wonka wonderland but ordered cheap from wish - I mean they paid so half a cup of Tesco lemonade - should do the trick and take a gummy bear - did you take two you little **** (cry)
But save the best for last! I'll leave you all aghast These mirrors came from lidl but they're very special glass - cos right behind them lurks a darkness that will chill you to your bone - not even part of Roald Dahl's universe - but pfft they'll never know!
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! IT'S REACHING OUT ABOUT TO GRAB! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! A SILVER MASK AND CLOAK OF BLACK, MAKE ALL THE KIDDIES SCREAM - (NOOOOOO) SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! GOT ALL THE CHILDREN LOOKING SAD! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! IT'S LOOKING MEAN WILL IT ATTACK? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! YOU READ THE BOOK BUT NO YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT!
We hope you like the factory and hope you like this song now spare a minute for the river it's just chocolate painted on - I would invite you to a tasting but you'll have to move along we didn't budget for your happiness so all the bars are gone! - Oh little Timmy's looking traumatized so have a cone with sprinkles didn't cater for a restroom so there's nowhere he tinkle - most experimental edible is half a tub of Pringles oh just think of all the profit - makes my willy wonka tingle!
But save the best for last! I'll leave you all aghast These mirrors came from lidl but they're very special glass - cos right behind them lurks a darkness that will chill you to your bone - not even part of Roald Dahl's universe - but pfft they'll never know!
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! IT'S REACHING OUT ABOUT TO GRAB! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! A SILVER MASK AND CLOAK OF BLACK, MAKE ALL THE KIDDIES SCREAM - (NOOOOOO) SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! GOT ALL THE CHILDREN LOOKING SAD! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! IT'S LOOKING MEAN WILL IT ATTACK? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! YOU READ THE BOOK BUT NO YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT!
We used an Ai script so don't blame us it's not our fault You're saying that I'm greedier than that Veruca salt - so sorry what did you expect for what you see is what you get did you assume Timothee Chalamet would dance for you instead? - Oh I'm not used to entertaining I'm a chocolate connoisseur! Your kids they came here happy now they're leaving quite disturbed! I see on social media I've really caused a stir - but will you get your money back? You get nothing good day sir!
SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! IT'S REACHING OUT ABOUT TO GRAB! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! A SILVER MASK AND CLOAK OF BLACK, MAKE ALL THE KIDDIES SCREAM - (NOOOOOO) SO WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! GOT ALL THE CHILDREN LOOKING SAD! - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! IT'S LOOKING MEAN WILL IT ATTACK? - IT'S THE UNKNOWN! YOU READ THE BOOK BUT NO YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT!Miss Delight Sings A Song (Poppy Playtime Video Game Parody)(Animation)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-03-02 | Available on Spotify here - open.spotify.com/track/0z6GyoAvgcOrLi4101ropb?si=n8J1mUhsSAaG5IjxEDsWAg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2kHCy9IvucQpb3dg6AvcCC
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I got a little lesson for you deep inside the factory Take a seat in class, come and join this little family I'm teaching life and death, show and tell is your anatomy You may just stay alive, if your grades are satisfactory
So sit down and learn as I teach in my class - Question one, was I always this bad in the past - Question two, did I kill all the others to last - Did I speak with this weapon I lovingly craft-ed
Where are my children, where did they go? - Did the cat take a nap cos the doors they were closed Oh I couldn't be trusted I guess that he knows Turned from teacher to killer my role juxtaposed!
YOU'LL FIND ME IN THE DARKNESS - STOP, FREEZE! THIS LESSON'S NOT QUIET AS IT SEEMS! I KILLED ALL THE OTHERS I BATHED IN THE SOUND OF THEIR SCREAMS AND THE CHILDREN THEY'VE GONE BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE FREE - TURN YOUR BACK I'LL ATTACK BARB SHE'LL SWING AND SHE'LL HACK HAVE YOU WISHING YOU STAYED BY THE SIDE OF THE TRACKS THINK YOU'RE SAFE IN MY CLASS? BUT IT'S A TRAP! I DO IT ALL FOR MY LORD AND THE BIG PURPLE CAT!
History 101, how did I become - so ingrained with madness - you'd rather up and run - Than sit down writing sums, let's have some fun - You'll see me stop and freeze but you don't have a gun - I'm leaving pages like breadcrumbs wherever I go, a story so tragic at least now you know - we were locked in together, but now I'm alone, My sisters met Barb and it all came to blows
Where are my children, where did they go? - Did the cat take a nap cos the doors they were closed Oh I couldn't be trusted I guess that he knows Turned from teacher to killer my role juxtaposed!
YOU'LL FIND ME IN THE DARKNESS - STOP, FREEZE! THIS LESSON'S NOT QUIET AS IT SEEMS! I KILLED ALL THE OTHERS I BATHED IN THE SOUND OF THEIR SCREAMS AND THE CHILDREN THEY'VE GONE BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE FREE - TURN YOUR BACK I'LL ATTACK BARB SHE'LL SWING AND SHE'LL HACK HAVE YOU WISHING YOU STAYED BY THE SIDE OF THE TRACKS THINK YOU'RE SAFE IN MY CLASS? BUT IT'S A TRAP! I DO IT ALL FOR MY LORD AND THE BIG PURPLE CAT!
Welcome to my school house Crumbled and destroyed A place so empty without hope Since the hour of joy You'll hear me walk these empty halls Without a soul to teach But if our paths should ever cross I may just stand and freeze!
YOU'LL FIND ME IN THE DARKNESS - STOP, FREEZE! THIS LESSON'S NOT QUIET AS IT SEEMS! I KILLED ALL THE OTHERS I BATHED IN THE SOUND OF THEIR SCREAMS AND THE CHILDREN THEY'VE GONE BUT THEY'LL NEVER BE FREE - TURN YOUR BACK I'LL ATTACK BARB SHE'LL SWING AND SHE'LL HACK HAVE YOU WISHING YOU STAYED BY THE SIDE OF THE TRACKS THINK YOU'RE SAFE IN MY CLASS? BUT IT'S A TRAP! I DO IT ALL FOR MY LORD AND THE BIG PURPLE CAT!Jax Sings A Song for Pomni (The Amazing Digital Circus Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-02-29 | Available on Spotify here - open.spotify.com/track/5BvubTK4AwHFhp9RBEs8gd?si=wZznYU-_QCKX1NfehGUeEA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2VV8ZXHxMpXTxny3WhKaVp
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Day after day after day after day after day after day after day We play and we play and we play and we play if we don't then we'll all go insane! Tell me Caine, is this sucker human? or is she an N P C? She'll come to the stark conclusion, that nobody here can leave
So let's have a little fun... chasing after Gloinks! For if we only try to run, we'll reach our breaking point!
NO ONE LEAVES, THIS PLACE YOU MAY AS WELL LAUGH AND SMILE! TAKE A LOOK, AT US WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE A WHILE -
I'LL GET A REACTION, IT'S A DISTRACTION - THINK YOU GOT A CHANCE TO ESCAPE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT A FRACTION - DO WHAT YOU WANT, TO AVOID ABSTRACTION, BUT THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY KID IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
So now we've established this place we inhabit is where we will stay for all time There's no use in guessing for you'll end up stressing so forget the exit sign Don't go thinking or we'll have a problem, there's no use in feeling down Thinking can cause a conundrum, look at the friendly clown!
So let's have a little fun... chasing after Gloinks! For if we only try to run, we'll reach our breaking point!
NO ONE LEAVES, THIS PLACE YOU MAY AS WELL LAUGH AND SMILE! TAKE A LOOK, AT US WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE A WHILE -
I'LL GET A REACTION, IT'S A DISTRACTION - THINK YOU GOT A CHANCE TO ESCAPE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT A FRACTION - SO DO WHAT YOU WANT, TO AVOID ABSTRACTION, BUT THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY KID IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
I'm a little bit indifferent, to this whole predicament, what's the point in crying while you serve a long imprisonment - instead of being an irritant, see it as magnificent - I'm only having fun with this continuous belittlement So now you're here you'll need to have a name! Pomni now it's time to play some games! Accept the fact that now you're here to stay! or.. ignore it and you're bound to go insane!
NO ONE LEAVES, THIS PLACE YOU MAY AS WELL LAUGH AND SMILE! TAKE A LOOK, AT US WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE A WHILE -
I'LL GET A REACTION, IT'S A DISTRACTION - THINK YOU GOT A CHANCE TO ESCAPE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT A FRACTION - DO WHAT YOU WANT, TO AVOID ABSTRACTION, BUT THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY KID IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!
NO ONE LEAVES, THIS PLACE YOU MAY AS WELL LAUGH AND SMILE! TAKE A LOOK, AT US WE'VE ALL BEEN HERE A WHILE -
I used to be so positive light rooms up with joy But all my happiness left my body when I was half destroyed But there is still hope poppy and co, you guys could take control She believes you’re the ones to save us she calls you an angel
You toured the orphanage, school, playhouse and the caves Most of the enemies you face just need to be saved But not catnap, he’s the prototypes loyal slave And he controls the critters here them come in massive waves
Critters crawl all the way to my cranium They tortured this pariah converted all my pain to fun Critters crawl all the way to my cranium
You need to escape I don’t feel the same The critters are inside my head controlling my brain! Every dog has his day, but dogdays not lucky You and poppy are the last hope for this god forsaken place
Ey ey ey! Come back this dog just wants to play Ey ey ey! Don’t make me crawl all the way
My lower torso frayed away My blood trails behind me And still I catch you panic stricken I think you went the wrong way
I know you’re around here somewhere I never lose the scent You can run but you can’t hide, get lost within the vents This place was a prison for the bigger bodies initiative Now it’ll be the resting place for your soul and all those left captive
Critters crawl all the way to my cranium Well add you to the bodies, they could fill a stadium
I got no hind legs but I still bet we’ll be racing neck and neck I’ll use those hands for chew toys and I’ll bite off your little head
Critters crawl all the way to my cranium
Ey ey ey! Come back this dog just wants to play Ey ey ey! Don’t make me crawl all the way
My lower torso frayed away My blood trails behind me And still I catch you panic stricken I think you went the wrong way
I’m still inside this body, the critters they just possess You need to listen to Ollie and keep up with the progress
Critters crawl all the way to my cranium Well add you to the bodies, they could fill a stadium
Pay me no mind I wish you the best on your campaign If anyone can do it it’s you, I hope to see you again
Ey ey ey! Come back this dog just wants to play Ey ey ey! Don’t make me crawl all the way
We’re a drop dead gorgeous couple My mans penis recycled Till death do us part I renounce Cus he’s already dead it don’t count
It’s not just a phase, I’m a goth girl now I don’t care to be normal, but I do want love somehow The boys at school could never interest me But there’s a pretty grave at the cemetery
A young Victorian man he died a bachelor I know that he was beautiful from his stone bust sculpture A bolt of green lightning gives life to the creature Well you’re not quite what I pictured, but I think that I love ya
We’re a drop dead gorgeous couple My mans penis recycled Till death do us part I renounce Cus he’s already dead it don’t count
We’re a drop dead gorgeous couple My mans penis recycled Till death do us part I renounce Cus he’s already dead it don’t count
My step sister says you shouldn’t try to fix a man Just accept his flaws, but you smell like a bed pan Well give you a makeover, cool jacket and some timbs But I think that you might just need some fresh new limbs
Janet had it coming wanted to send me to an asylum The bitch was trying to control me when she wasn’t even my mom You hand me her ear? You want me to attach? You know what we can use a tanning bed to fix that patch
We’re a drop dead gorgeous couple My mans penis recycled Till death do us part I renounce Cus he’s already dead it don’t count
We’re a drop dead gorgeous couple My mans penis recycled Till death do us part I renounce Cus he’s already dead it don’t count
There’s a guy called Doug who assaulted me, sexually, at a party Let’s chop off his hands and give them to you, he’ll no longer hurt nobody With each new body part you get, the more I fall and I forget That you’re dead!
It’s turning into a killing spree, we got to finish your body! The police are now investigating all of our bloody crime scenes What have I done I’ve become a monster and we’re out of time But I always knew you had potential, you’re freaking Franken-fine
We’re a drop dead gorgeous couple My mans penis recycled Till death do us part I renounce Cus he’s already dead it don’t count
Close your eyes, rest your head, I'll be your favorite toy Pull my tail, take a breath, cometh the hour of joy! Oh I'll make you go crazy, deluded with air so polluted escape from this place is just deadly and foolish so sleep little kiddies, and you'll wake up fresh Rise in the night, you'll end up dead!
SO CLOSE YOUR EYES DREAM OF MY SMILE TAKE A FEW BREATHS - AND YOU'RE OUT FOR A WHILE BUT WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU'LL JOIN THE LINE FOR THE TESTS AND TRIALS
SO CLOSE YOUR EYES - YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, TIME'S NOT BEEN KIND - BUT IT'S TIME THAT WE MEET! MY EYES THEY SHINE BRIGHT, LIKE A CRESCENT MOON, AS YOU DRIFT AWAY TO SLEEP
Oh I heard a rumour you crashed on the tracks, stick to the light and you best watch your back - I'll be slinking and prowling and pouncing and howling oh you'll be the mouse... and I'll be the cat Did you get a scare when you took a breath of my bright scarlet gas? damn all your flares, take off that mask! I'm a soft purple kitty but don't let that distract, take in a breath, IT'LL BE YOUR LAST!
SO CLOSE YOUR EYES DREAM OF MY SMILE TAKE A FEW BREATHS - AND YOU'RE OUT FOR A WHILE BUT WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU'LL JOIN THE LINE FOR THE TESTS AND TRIALS
SO CLOSE YOUR EYES - YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, TIME'S NOT BEEN KIND - BUT IT'S TIME THAT WE MEET! MY EYES THEY SHINE BRIGHT, LIKE A CRESCENT MOON, AS YOU DRIFT AWAY TO SLEEP
If you should die, before you wake, pray the Lord your soul to take - For there's no use in crying for now it's too late with these eyes I'll be staring WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE!
SO CLOSE YOUR EYES DREAM OF MY SMILE TAKE A FEW BREATHS - AND YOU'RE OUT FOR A WHILE BUT WHEN YOU WAKE, YOU'LL JOIN THE LINE FOR THE TESTS AND TRIALS
SO CLOSE YOUR EYES - YOU'RE IN FOR A TREAT, TIME'S NOT BEEN KIND - BUT IT'S TIME THAT WE MEET! MY EYES THEY SHINE BRIGHT, LIKE A CRESCENT MOON, AS YOU DRIFT AWAY TO SLEEPArthur Morgan Sings Old Town Road FT. John Marston (RDR2 AI Game Lil Nas X Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-02-03 | I have only just played and finished Red Dead Redemption 2, I put off playing it in 2018 as my channel had just taken off so I was working constantly, but I have to say this is the greatest game I have ever played, I really want this song to do well, as me and Etch would both love to make more songs like this.
Abigal tells me you got quite the set of lungs John?
Ah I don’t like to brag, haha but I can give you a taste
Yeah I’m gonna take my horse Down to lemoyne Rhodes We’re gonna ride, till we can’t no more I’m gonna take my horse Down to lemoyne Rhodes We’re gonna hide, till we can’t no more
Wanted in 3 states, we got Pinkertons in chase Settled down in valentine until we robbed the place Outlaws on the run yea, but we still having fun yea I think I drowned a man in a trough when I was drunk yea
Nobody this quick at gunslinging I’m fast as lightning Know that I ain’t ever bluffing I got ya money and I’m running
Stole a pretty wagon, opossum gotten flattened Took a swig of bourbon, now lennys everywhere I turn My life is a nightmare, bounty’s on me everywhere Dutch finds us a new camp, and then he starts a fight there
Nobody this quick at gunslinging I’m fast as lightning Know that I ain’t ever bluffing I got ya money and I’m running
Yeah I’m gonna take my horse Down to lemoyne Rhodes We’re gonna ride, till we can’t no more I’m gonna take my horse Down to lemoyne Rhodes We’re gonna hide, till we can’t no more
Mask on, guns drawn, this here’s a bank robbery Taking all your money in the middle of Saint Denis Law has got Hosea and they threatening to make bleed! How the hell we getting out of this?! No! They shot lenny!
I’m tired of this Dutch! We’re dropping like flies! You been promising us freedom, a brand new life! Wish we could on back to the good times in Rhodes I’m so tired I can’t be on the run no more
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Yeah I’m gonna take my horse Down to lemoyne Rhodes We’re gonna ride, till we can’t no more I’m gonna take my horse Down to lemoyne Rhodes We’re gonna hide, till we can’t no more
Has someone seen the exit sign I wanna leave? but every-time I try that set of teeth's got something up his sleeve I put the head set on I guess I was naive but maybe I'm just dreaming and this circus world is living in my make believe No I don't know my name.. it's driving me insane - oh there's a smiling purple rabbit and some teeth that holds a 'cane' A ragged rag-doll and a mask that seems suspended on a string, a quirky triangle a chess piece yea I think he is the king!
OH I'M ALONE, FEELING HAZY AND I'M FEELING KINDA NERVOUS - WE'RE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE A WORLD AND NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO RETURN US SO LET'S THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, LOOK BENEATH THE SURFACE - WILL WE EVER FIND THE EXIT TO THIS NEVER ENDING CIRCUS?
I guess I was naive, but I just can't believe - the layers to this labyrinth and all the webs it weaves these guys they come across just fine, maybe they're all lying? Maybe they're a part of this mischievous design But for now we'll do adventures really what the hell's the point? we should locate the exit not go chasing after Gloinks - they even gave me my own room, Kaufmo he looks doomed! I think he's lost the plot, But maybe I have too!
OH I'M ALONE, FEELING HAZY AND I'M FEELING KINDA NERVOUS - WE'RE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE A WORLD AND NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO RETURN US SO LET'S THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, LOOK BENEATH THE SURFACE - WILL WE EVER FIND THE EXIT TO THIS NEVER ENDING CIRCUS?
(CAINE) - There's so much that dazzles its quite a delight in this bright coloured universe you're now inside so let's start an adventure some Gloinks you must find but remember to stay for there's nowhere to hide - So just think of this place as a big giant game watch the letters they spin and they'll give you a name Hello Pomni we love that you've come here to stay
(POMNI) - Oh just stop it I think that I'm going insane!
OH I'M ALONE, FEELING HAZY AND I'M FEELING KINDA NERVOUS - WE'RE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE A WORLD AND NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO RETURN US SO LET'S THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, LOOK BENEATH THE SURFACE - WILL WE EVER FIND THE EXIT TO THIS NEVER ENDING CIRCUS?
OH I'M ALONE, FEELING HAZY AND I'M FEELING KINDA NERVOUS - WE'RE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE A WORLD AND NO-ONE KNOWS HOW TO RETURN US SO LET'S THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, LOOK BENEATH THE SURFACE - WILL WE EVER FIND THE EXIT TO THIS NEVER ENDING CIRCUS?Cursed Buzz Lightyear Sings A Song (Calm Down Woody… Part 2 Scary Toy Story Horror Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-01-20 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Your Andy… do you remember? He passed away I’m so sorry
It seems you’ve been heading into a depression
The last two weeks you’ve just been rambling on about “I’ll kill you or something” you weren’t making any sense and you sounded like a child, but we got you on some meds and we been visiting you everyday bringing you Barbie’s thanksgiving plastic turkey roast set, you been coming back around recently so we wanted to update you on whats been going on…
Oh and Bo peep was mutilated, you broke her in one of your blind rage’s
I’m buzz Lightyear and I got a little secret to tell you…..
Woody I’m so sorry that it had to come to this But you were getting violent, Bo Peep she’s in bits You hacked her apart with your toy chain saw In the middle of the floor, all the other toys saw
The gang worked together had to fight to restrain you You ripped out one of Rex’s eyes but we made do Jessie got a real hammer to knock you out That’s when we put you in this bed and tied you down
The thing is woody everybody saw it coming Since your owner died your mental healths been declining Everyday you’d be drunk and looking kind of ill But now your tied up they’re all happy and can chill
I’ve taken over leadership of all Andy’s toys I’m sure you understand, this brings me little joy But guess what woody? I’ve been poisoning your tea For many many weeks, and I killed Andy
“Noooo! It’s you!”
I’m buzz Lightyear and I got a little secret to tell you
I’m buzz lightyear and I’m the one who made woody go cuckoo
I got a game to play We play it everyday Pretend smiles, it’s oh so fake I’m done being a toy
To infinity with all my lies Got woody to commit crimes I’m the master of the gaslight I’m done being a toy
You’re just a goody goody two shoes, Woody, would he kill fools? Of course he would he just needed a boost That’s why I drugged him with the rabies from Scooby doo Slipped it in his tea, his coffee and all his food
You been sheriff too long, now I’ll have the power Were out of this dump and onto something better I’m an astronaut, made to explore I’m fed up of being tossed around and strewn across the floor
The plan was to gaslight, manipulate and trick you Into a violent rage but you were just too cool So I drugged you and stitched you, spread rumours about you Now they can’t wait to all bid you adieu
I let the drugs wear off once you were tied down to tell you We’re all packed up and set to leave real soon Oh and I left the gas on, for Andy’s mourning mom She’ll light a cigarette and you’ll both go duke caboom
I got a game to play We play it everyday Pretend smiles, it’s oh so fake I’m done being a toy
To infinity with all my lies Got woody to commit crimes I’m the master of the gaslight I’m done being a toy
The best part of killing Andy was making you think you did it Wanna know how I did it, you idiot? I used your lasso, made a noose on the door frame As soon as Andy walked through, with wings I swung like a plane
He hovered off the ground, rope around his throat Kicking as tears ran down his cheeks so slow The saddest part is you witnessed it all You sat there doped up in the middle of the floor
He reached out for your help, he pleaded woody please?! “Come to life just this one time for me?!” I watched every second smiling cheek to cheek Just like I am now seeing you so angry
But I gotta go bye bye, out the window I fly As explosions echo in my wake just behind Woody flys across the street broke, burnt and beat We walk off but behind us the dead rises to his feet
“Buzz…”
I got a game to play We play it everyday Pretend smiles, it’s oh so fake I’m done being a toy
To infinity with all my lies Got woody to commit crimes I’m the master of the gaslight I’m done being a toyCursed Homer Simpson Sings A Song (Scary The Simpsons Horror Parody Song)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-01-13 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Just another day, at the power plant, look after safety even though I know I really can't - Burns said 'don't touch this', but I did! .. I can't believe I'm trusted with the whole entire power grid - But one day I took it too far! Me Lenny Carl we drove some little toy cars really fast - a couple Duffs I just chugged - this ain't work it's a social - But I just hit the core and caused a Springfield Chernobyl! Now the air's turning green... feels like a Tree-house of Horror but it ain't Halloween - This radiation is making me mean.. So I grab Mr Smithers and make him scream!!
NOW I'M ON A RAMPAGE, AROUND THE TOWN I BUTCHERED DR HIBBERT STRANGLED KRUSTY THE CLOWN HIT AND RUN CHIEF WIGGUM, MR BURNS I DROWNED - OH IF YOU'RE FROM SPRINGFIELD - I'M TAKING YOU DOWN
FOR ALL THAT GREEN RADIATION IT CAUSED A MUTATION IT MADE ME GO CRAZY THERE'S NO EXPLANATION BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE, I'M KILLING YOU ALL - SO FROM THE PLANT TO THE MALL I'LL KILL THE WHOLE POPULATION
(Bart) - Dad what the hell, you're becoming a monster! (Homer) - Son you thought that chocking was the worst of your problems - I killed Milhouse, tore up Tony the Mobster - and where the hell is Lisa?! (Marge) - At a Taylor Swift Concert! (Homer) - Marge we ain't gonna get a long! I'll kill you faster than I killed Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - impressed I got his name into a song? (Marge) - I mean I rather you'd stop butchering and killing everyone!
I'm going mad I'm going crazy you know usually I'm lazy take a trip to murder moe then strangle crazy cat lady things are hazy since I took on gamma-rays... I'm skinning skinner then I'll set the elementary ablaze!
NOW I'M ON A RAMPAGE, AROUND THE TOWN I BUTCHERED DR HIBBERT STRANGLED KRUSTY THE CLOWN HIT AND RUN CHIEF WIGGUM, MR BURNS I DROWNED - OH IF YOU'RE FROM SPRINGFIELD - I'M TAKING YOU DOWN
FOR ALL THAT GREEN RADIATION IT CAUSED A MUTATION IT MADE ME GO CRAZY THERE'S NO EXPLANATION BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE, I'M KILLING YOU ALL - SO FROM THE PLANT TO THE MALL I'LL KILL THE WHOLE POPULATION
Patty and selma I'll kill em together be there in a frink to erase the professor I'll massacre moleman decapitate quimby then off sideshow bob rod and tod it's a pleasure Hit barny and comic book guy in the gut offing Otto and lovejoy and flanders for luck you can sue me but soon I'll be seeing you Hutz hit krabappel I hear she's a bit of a s*** Groundskeeper Willie oh he's gonna need stitches, Finally troy mcclure is asleep with the fishes Kang and Kodos came, but I blew them away - I'm killing kent on the news - no you really can't miss this!
NOW I'M ON A RAMPAGE, AROUND THE TOWN I BUTCHERED DR HIBBERT STRANGLED KRUSTY THE CLOWN HIT AND RUN CHIEF WIGGUM, MR BURNS I DROWNED - OH IF YOU'RE FROM SPRINGFIELD - I'M TAKING YOU DOWN
FOR ALL THAT GREEN RADIATION IT CAUSED A MUTATION IT MADE ME GO CRAZY THERE'S NO EXPLANATION BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE, I'M KILLING YOU ALL - SO FROM THE PLANT TO THE MALL I'LL KILL THE WHOLE POPULATIONCursed Barney The Dinosaur Sings A Song (Scary Barney And Friends Fun Halloween Monster Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2024-01-06 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
I love you, but you hate me All I ever wanted was to make kids happy
Do you remember the Barney bashing back in the 1990s Every kid knew all my songs, I think I blew up too quickly Daddy’s were getting jealous, I captivated their kids attention And something about my purple skin stirred up homosexual tension
So what I’m always smiling, I gotta keep the kids happy I know that’s not real life, but your child is only 3! How sad do you have to be to have to hate on me? Well it’s time for me to fight back, this here’s for momma leach
I love you, but you hate me All I ever wanted was to make kids happy I love you, but you hate me The Barney bashing killed my show, so I’m gone kill you pussys
The ‘I hate Barney secret society’, your all gonna be in tears When I mash down on your flesh with my dull veneers You beat me black and blue pushed me to my boiling point Did you forget that I’m a dinosaur I’ll dismember you joint from joint
My legal team never had the Cajones They let the San Diego chicken win I should of represented myself in court And then showed the chicken what I was packin
But you know there’s still time to justify Imma make things right, hit you in a drive by Oh no did I make your children cry? Well they can come with me and have a happier life
Is this what you wanted? The old me’s gone, extinct But the new me’s got guns, and he’s extra extra pink
Punk ass b****!
I love you, but you hate me All I ever wanted was to make kids happy I love you, but you hate me The Barney bashing killed my show, so I’m gone kill you pussys
The ‘I hate Barney secret society’, your all gonna be in tears When I mash down on your flesh with my dull veneers You beat me black and blue pushed me to my boiling point Did you forget that I’m a dinosaur I’ll dismember you joint from joint
Sheryl Leach would hate to see me sing this But please just know they didn’t break my spirit I still and forever am always happy Just look at me smile as I break this man’s knees
The haters just wish I was sad like them Working a 9-5 so bored just serving They couldn’t understand my perpetual joy Maybe they’ll understand this mechanical toy
I love you, but you hate me All I ever wanted was to make kids happy I love you, but you hate me The Barney bashing killed my show, so I’m gone kill you pussys
Oh it's the night before Christmas.. and I'm on the job! a couple miles of decorations no this party can't flop - This ain't my first rodeo, the tower it's covered in snow And Jarvis down in the basement's getting brand new code But just to throw a giant spanner in steps hammer yea he should be in the slammer but he want's the blood of Banner I should be laying tinsel round and round the tree but sh*t just went Die Hard and I'm in charge so guess it's all down to me...
BUT OH NO! I PRICKED MYSELF WITH BANNER'S BLOOD SO LET'S GO! I GOT A MASSIVE LEG - I'M STARTING TO GROW, AND MY VEINS THEY EXPLODE - I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW! I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW!
It just got real.. I tried to hide but every time I reveal - My position, skill precision not my thing oh yea I'm prone to indecision that's why Happy decks the halls and all the heroes get the missions But I'm.. growing muscle getting angry while my limbs extend, I'm like Sam Sulek if he never missed a day of tren - I'm massive, I'm mutant, I'm cranky, I'm ratty, A massive purple Hulk but underneath I'm still happy..
BUT OH NO! I PRICKED MYSELF WITH BANNER'S BLOOD SO LET'S GO! I GOT A MASSIVE LEG - I'M STARTING TO GROW, AND MY VEINS THEY EXPLODE - I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW - I TRIED NAT, TRIED TONY AND I TRIED BANNER TOO - THEY'RE BUSY DOING CHRISTMAS IS THAT EVEN AN EXCUSE - SO GUESS IT'S ALL UP TO ME - THANK GOD I'M A FREAK I'LL LEAVE A STACK OF BOTS - UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I want to go back to arguing about the snacks Defragging Jarvis should have known everything would collapse But now I'm pink and purple bots and busters they're just hurdles - Hired goons and Hammer too they've all become my punching bags So Happy Christmas, you'll see these big fists, I'll smash titanium like brittle ginger biscuits - that adorn the gala tables that are now destroyed and broken but it's Christmas happy holidays and Happy Ho Ho Hogan!
BUT OH NO! I PRICKED MYSELF WITH BANNER'S BLOOD SO LET'S GO! I GOT A MASSIVE LEG - I'M STARTING TO GROW, AND MY VEINS THEY EXPLODE - I'M GONNA GRAB THAT HAMMER NAIL HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SNOW I TRIED NAT, TRIED TONY AND I TRIED BANNER TOO - THEY'RE BUSY DOING CHRISTMAS IS THAT EVEN AN EXCUSE - SO GUESS IT'S ALL UP TO ME - THANK GOD I'M A FREAK I'LL LEAVE A STACK OF BOTS - UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREECursed Peter Griffin Sings A Song (Family Guy Horror Halloween Parody Song)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-12-28 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Lois grab my machete No no Lois Go, and Grab my machete
I’ve watched a new show and I feel inspired You know how easily influenced I am “What did you watch this time Peter?” Dahmer
Killing all those men, was really pretty easy But all the gay sex was kinda hard, my poor lil booty I’d meet them at a club, get real drunk, fall in love Then take them back to mine and eat them with ketchup
Of course there was problems Louis always snooping round “What on earth is that smell?!” I clogged the bog and formed a mound? (Phew) Sometimes I wondered if I ever would get caught I’d go to Joe wearing blood soaked clothes but he couldn’t join a dot
Killing inconspicuously But subtly confuses me easily What do I do with all this freaking blood It’s even on my Yeezys
Stewie wanna help me Clean the murder scene “Ew ew ew! This is no place for a baby!”
Ey ey ey Hey I saw it on tv So let’s go on a killing spree
Ey ey ey It was a real life tragedy But it’s family guy so now it’s funny
Lois found the bodies and told me to find a new hobby So I watched Halloween and scream and Friday the 13th Now I’m stalking a girl, a loner, loser, easy prey Peering through her window holding a machete
I will give her a call, to berate and belittle “You smell like poop and have no boobs””Dad is that you?” No! So I rush in and punch her in the face, fist goes straight through Oh my… Meg… we finally found a look that suits you!
“Damn dad really did it, let’s all grab a shovel and dig” “Killing your own child Peter that’s morbid so sick” “You need to show remorse, what have you done you disgusting pig?!” I’ve abandoned my child! I’ve murdered my Meg!
Killing inconspicuously But subtly confuses me easily What do I do with all this freaking blood It’s even on my Yeezys
Stewie wanna help me Clean the murder scene “Ew ew ew! This is no place for a baby!”
Ey ey ey Hey I saw it on tv So let’s go on a killing spree
Ey ey ey It was a real life tragedy But it’s family guy so now it’s funny
Look now I’m alien, this is freaking sweet I can be the little head that pops out when hungry (haha) I will chase you through the vents, jump out and bang my knee Sssss, ahh, sssss, jeez
Ok no more xenomorphs I will be Freddy But I just entered myself into Chris’s sick wet dreams You got a thing for female pennywise? Chris really? Wait why am I the blonde girl in the piper perri meme?! oh no!
Killing inconspicuously But subtly confuses me easily What do I do with all this freaking blood It’s even on my Yeezys
Stewie wanna help me Clean the murder scene “Ew ew ew! This is no place for a baby!”
Ey ey ey Hey I saw it on tv So let’s go on a killing spree
(ALL ANIMATRONICS) SO WELCOME TO YOUR FATE, WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE YOU CAN CHECK THE TV BUT WE'LL BE OUT OF SIGHT FOXY YEA HE WILL BE CREEPING, CHICA'S YEA SHE'S PEEPING BONNIE'S ON THE HUNT, FREDDY WANTS TO TAKE A BITE!
YEA YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE READY THIS SMALL MUNDANE JOB ISN'T QUITE ORDINARY SO WISE UP AND RUN, OR GRAB A MACHETE YOU CAN TRY TO FIGHT BUT YOU'LL DIE IN THE NIGHT AT FREDDY'S
(FREDDY) Hi there Mike, let's have a good time Just sit by the phone, and wait for the chime Watch the closed circuit monitors you're doing fine, till we all go berserk in the dead of the night You'll think eveything's normal till you hit the switch Flip through the channels you may see a twitch Oh Vanessa she warned you before what a snitch, I don't care I'm still getting my killer bear fix
(CHICA) let's eat! Mike don't be a chicken! I'll hunt you until you are dead! So run.. I'll chase you through the kitchen, I'm throwing this cake at your head!
(ALL ANIMATRONICS) SO WELCOME TO YOUR FATE, WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE YOU CAN CHECK THE TV BUT WE'LL BE OUT OF SIGHT FOXY YEA HE WILL BE CREEPING, CHICA'S YEA SHE'S PEEPING BONNIE'S ON THE HUNT, FREDDY WANTS TO TAKE A BITE!
YEA YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE READY THIS SMALL MUNDANE JOB ISN'T QUITE ORDINARY SO WISE UP AND RUN, OR GRAB A MACHETE YOU CAN TRY TO FIGHT BUT YOU'LL DIE IN THE NIGHT AT FREDDY'S
(FOXY) It's time to go hunting as I understand, I'm chasing you down with this hook in my hand Running fast I will catch with an eye in a patch like a pirate I'm out always looking to land Several bites to your face cos I'm highly enraged see you brought us your sister I bet she's afraid Yea the tip of my hook is as sharp as a blade I will cut you then scamper on back to my stage
(BONNIE) Tough Luck, I can hear you creeping! Two giant ears pricking up in the evening This rabbit is mad there's no use in you pleading, I'll never stop... till you're bleeding!
(ALL ANIMATRONICS) SO WELCOME TO YOUR FATE, WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE YOU CAN CHECK THE TV BUT WE'LL BE OUT OF SIGHT FOXY YEA HE WILL BE CREEPING, CHICA'S YEA SHE'S PEEPING BONNIE'S ON THE HUNT, FREDDY WANTS TO TAKE A BITE!
YEA YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE READY THIS SMALL MUNDANE JOB ISN'T QUITE ORDINARY SO WISE UP AND RUN, OR GRAB A MACHETE YOU CAN TRY TO FIGHT BUT YOU'LL DIE IN THE NIGHT AT FREDDY'S
SO WELCOME TO YOUR FATE, WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE YOU CAN CHECK THE TV BUT WE'LL BE OUT OF SIGHT FOXY YEA HE WILL BE CREEPING, CHICA'S YEA SHE'S PEEPING BONNIE'S ON THE HUNT, FREDDY WANTS TO TAKE A BITE!
YEA YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE TOUGH, YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE READY THIS SMALL MUNDANE JOB ISN'T QUITE ORDINARY SO WISE UP AND RUN, OR GRAB A MACHETE YOU CAN TRY TO FIGHT BUT YOU'LL DIE IN THE NIGHT AT FREDDY'SCursed Iron Man Sings A Song (Calm Down Tony..)(MCU Iron Man Stark Avengers Parody)(Calm Down Woody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-12-21 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
In universe 1 69 69 69 A heated argument starts to takes place between earths mightiest heroes, the avengers, while preparing to face their sworn enemy, thanos the purple
Thanos and ultron looking confused
Tell me, how many times did I rise To the occasion, laid down my life Tell me, fury, who was the one To snap his fingers being just a human
Tell me, who started this all from a cave I never got a break, too many to save And tell me, who’s tech gets used every day And why is cap wearing makeup he looks gay?
“You’re slaying btw the way Steve, ignore Tony” “He’s being a little b, why you so damn moody?” I don’t know maybe cus it always falls on me? “That’s not true, Thor could handle any issues in his sleep”
Would he tho? Cus he got a buzz and ducked heat Just sat there playing Forkynite stretching his belly It’s why I wanted a, suit of armour round the world “Yeah, and you made ultron so you kind of failed?”
Cap!
Nick fury
Calm down Tony we’re your friends
Iron man
Shut up fury, I’ll kill you
Cap America
Tony please, can we make amends?
Iron man
Shut up cap, I’m gonna kill you
Black widow
Why can’t we just talk it out?
Iron man
Not this time Nat
Spiderman
Daddy oh daddy where have you been?
Fury
Shut up Peter he’s not your dad!
Yeah Aunt May may have been my side piece Peppers pots couldn’t always heat up my meat But there’s no way the spider boy came from me The 3 way with Aunt May and her sis was in the 90s
And you’re at most 20, now so don’t call me daddy That’s reserved for my sugar babies they all baddies What you think Tony stark ain’t busy clapping cheeks? I’m a billionaire I fork out for abortions ever week
Just sign the NDA and I’ll be on my way Of course pots knows, what she gone do leave me? I don’t think so, prenuptial Divorce settlement leaves her with a big zero
That’s the problem dealing with a genius philanthropist I’ve saved the world, so I’m owed whatever I so wish And right now I wanna give Nats gyat a big slap She can call me daddy while banner watches getting mad
Nick fury
Calm down Tony we’re your friends
Iron man
Shut up fury, I’ll kill you
Cap America
Tony please, can we make amends?
Iron man
Shut up cap, I’m gonna kill you
Black widow
Why can’t we just talk it out?
Iron man
Not this time Nat
Spiderman
Daddy oh daddy where have you been?
Fury
Shut up Peter he’s not your dad!
“To think I almost reconsidered my goals” “But this has confirmed it, hearing you ‘heroes’” Shut up thanos! I’ll skin you alive Make wallets outta that ugly ball chin and hide
You wanna wipe out half the planet go ahead Here I’ll even help, (bang bang) banners dead Dr strange, (bang) got his wizard guts rearranged And the Scarlett b… nah she’s kinda fit I’ll let her live
You heard me say I’m gonna kill you, why gasp? Maybe next time don’t doubt your iron mans What you think AI Jarvis could write this smart? Go try for yourselves, my rhymes they go hard
I’m Tony soprano, I’m Tony Montana Tony hawk with 900 degrees of murder We’ll settle this like some 90s high school drama Go talk to the hand while I charge the repulsor
Nick fury
Calm down Tony we’re your friends
Iron man
Shut up fury, I’ll kill you
Cap America
Tony please, can we make amends?
Iron man
Shut up cap, I’m gonna kill you
Black widow
Why can’t we just talk it out?
Iron man
Not this time Nat
Spiderman
Daddy oh daddy where have you been?
Fury
Shut up Peter he’s not your dad!
All Tony Tony Tony end chorus
Nick fury
Calm down Tony we’re your friends
Iron man
Shut up Tony, I’ll kill you (fury turns into Tony)
Although it's a Balloon Boy song, it only seemed fair to give a nod to JJ & Dee Dee in the video + Ballon Boy's other forms. The video is also a mix of game and movie.
Hey hey nice to meet ya A balloon in my hand when I greet ya I know that my friends they mistreat but all that I want is to play a few tricks! BOO!
I dare you to open the door, the cupboard or cabinet drawer I know that you love to explore but you don't know what me and my friends have in store!
Blue purple orange or red? who cares cos you're gonna be dead They'll strap you and start the machine get it spinning just like all the blades on my headddd I saw you explore in the dark, but trust me you won't make it far I'm known to dismantle the bulbs in the vents and the Bunny said you will be ours
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAAAAY - SO GO AHEAD TAKE A BALLOON BUT IF IT'S NOT DON'T FUSS JUST DON'T MAKE ME BLUSH I'LL GRAB THE HELIUM AND BLOW YOU ONE TOOOO! SO WATCH FOR THE FLASHLIGHT AND LAMP, I'M CHEEKY A STATUETTE SCAMP A LITTLE MISCHIEVOUS SOME SAY I'M DEVIOUS MAYBE YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR BACK!
I'll tamper and scamper around in the dark yea you think that I'm gone but I'll never be far you can finish your night-shift and turn off the light switch and I'll be awaiting sat coiled in the car I'm a scamp, I'm a naughty little boy - No Mike I'm not just a cute little toy - I'm so sad when there's no one around to enjoy I've had so much excitement since you've been employed
Blue purple orange or red? who cares cos you're gonna be dead They'll strap you and start the machine get it spinning just like all the blades on my head I saw you explore in the dark, but trust me you won't make it far I'm known to dismantle the bulbs in the vents and the Bunny said you will be ours
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAAAAY - SO GO AHEAD TAKE A BALLOON BUT IF IT'S NOT DON'T FUSS JUST DON'T MAKE ME BLUSH I'LL GRAB THE HELIUM AND BLOW YOU ONE TOOOO! SO WATCH FOR THE FLASHLIGHT AND LAMP, I'M CHEEKY A STATUETTE SCAMP A LITTLE MISCHIEVOUS SOME SAY I'M DEVIOUS MAYBE YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR BACK!
Am I in the draw? Am I in the car? See these rosy cheeks and yea you might just get a scar! Am I in the vents? Am I in your head? You should know at Freddy's all the staff they end up dead!
SO FEAR ME FOR I'LL BE COMING THROUGH A BAD DREAM? NO I'M REAL - WHAT THEY SAY ITS TRUE! YOU'RE WARSHIPS LIKE SMALL FISH WERE BEATEN BEFORE THIS FORGET ABOUT THE WAR I WAS BORN FROM THE NUKES BROKEN DOWN TO ZERO, NOW TAKE A MINUS I'M TWO HUNDRED FEET TALL - BOW DOWN TO YOUR HIGHNESS I'MA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES, CRUSH YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY FOR WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD, EXPECT SOME SURPRISES
Born into the light... baptized with radiation You puny humans fought a war - but it's I who'll topple nations - you played with fire, so feel the burn, may as well admire your own creation But you should run - when you hear me come - being out of sight is your one salvation - I'MA swim a thousand miles I'll make you question what you know - take down every city then I'll trample Tokyo There's so much damage and destruction in my wake, where I go - you think it's bad you got a tail swipe Just wait until it glows! Bow down to my might, you poor little mites, a million bullets worth one of my bites, so come pick a fight, you chances are slight, my tail turning blue and my breath is alight - I'm Godzilla, a Killer, destroyer of cities when I pull the trigger - I swim underwater be there in a flicker whatever you thought you were wrong I am bigger!
SO FEAR ME FOR I'LL BE COMING THROUGH A BAD DREAM? NO I'M REAL - WHAT THEY SAY ITS TRUE! YOU'RE WARSHIPS LIKE SMALL FISH WERE BEATEN BEFORE THIS FORGET ABOUT THE WAR I WAS BORN FROM THE NUKES BROKEN DOWN TO ZERO, NOW TAKE A MINUS I'M TWO HUNDRED FEET TALL - BOW DOWN TO YOUR HIGHNESS I'MA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES, CRUSH YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY FOR WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD, EXPECT SOME SURPRISES
I can hear your screams... I know you're frightened. I'll crushing this city like I flattened Odo Island - Don't you see you created me catch twenty two - now you're enlightened - human kind now feel the consequence for the many skies you brightened IM'A decimate your army yea my wake is a tsunami I'm a God just call me Zilla but I didn't come to party! - Mincing human meat con carnie crush you up like red salami take a plane and shoot my scales or if you're brave just kamikaze emerge from the silt, Yea I'm heavy built, You'll feel radiation like a thermal quilt - everybody around you will wither and wilt if you live then you'll suffer with survivor guilt I'm Godzilla, a Killer, destroyer of cities when I pull the trigger - I swim underwater be there in a flicker whatever you thought you were wrong I am bigger! yea!
SO FEAR ME FOR I'LL BE COMING THROUGH A BAD DREAM? NO I'M REAL - WHAT THEY SAY ITS TRUE! YOU'RE WARSHIPS LIKE SMALL FISH WERE BEATEN BEFORE THIS FORGET ABOUT THE WAR I WAS BORN FROM THE NUKES BROKEN DOWN TO ZERO, NOW TAKE A MINUS I'M TWO HUNDRED FEET TALL - BOW DOWN TO YOUR HIGHNESS I'MA BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES, CRUSH YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY FOR WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY GOD, EXPECT SOME SURPRISESGolden Freddy Sings A Song (SPOILERS!)(Five Nights At Freddys Scary Horror Movie Parody FNAF)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-12-09 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Searching for a worthy opponent is proving harder than I thought
I will die with honour Not to cancer I refuse to go out under hospital care You’ll find me on the battlefield Hunting my prey Longing for a foe to take my breathe away
New York City the new hunting ground No more perching on branches to scout I peer around smashing out windows downtown All I’ve ever faced is boorish grunts Tell me, will you be my final hunt?
Yes, this city is filled with so many freaks It is perfect
Bring me the names of the villains acclaimed Are they skilled and strong enough to be my big game? I’m doing the city a favour, taking aim On the criminals that waste jail space, bring shame
I never thought I’d class a scorpion or a lizard As a worthy opponent, but here we are, privet But the stupid little spider is spoiling the hunt He could be a righteous fight, but does he kill? No he doesn’t
You really don’t understand me Spider-Man I can’t be reasoned with, I was raised to be stubborn The hunter and his empire and all of his gains Is all that matters, my family fought each other to take the reigns
I will die with honour Not to cancer I refuse to go out under hospital care You’ll find me on the battlefield Hunting my prey Longing for a foe to take my breathe away
New York City the new hunting ground No more perching on branches to scout I peer around smashing out windows downtown All I’ve ever faced is boorish grunts Tell me, will you be my final hunt?
Gather all the enemies, I’ll face them one by one There must be someone who can kill me? Is it Venom? He’s big and so strong and so brutal he is fun He reminds me of a younger me, if I was alien
I thought it would be mountains or plains for final battle But here I am under the lights within the concrete jungle I was always told to hold my tongue, but here I am holding venoms This hunter finally gets his wish, decapitation
I will die with honour Not to cancer I refuse to go out under hospital care You’ll find me on the battlefield Hunting my prey Longing for a foe to take my breathe away
New York City the new hunting ground No more perching on branches to scout I peer around smashing out windows downtown All I’ve ever faced is boorish grunts Tell me, will you be my final hunt?Mr Cupcake Sings A Song (Five Nights At Freddys Scary Horror Movie Parody FNAF)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-12-02 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
I saw you're up late You got a hot date with several sets of teeth from this vanilla cup cake I'm feelin half baked, but make no mistake I'm always hungry and I struggle showing constraint
It's only you're induction so I'll give an introduction I'm a tasty little muffin but I'll give you a concussion yea it's really nice to meet ya have you said hello to Chica soon she'll throw me at your face and we'll all see if you're a bleeder!
So stay the night... These teeth may be goofy but they cut like knives You'll have a fright... So come take a nibble you'll get a surprise - Im'a pink frosty treat and it's late in the evening and I spy security meat I'm cute and delicious and highly nutritious but bitter when I should be sweet!
MR CUPCAKE - CAUGHT YOU UP LATE - AND TREATED YOUR FACE LIKE A RUMP STEAK AND WHILE YOU'RE DYING - ALL OF THE ICING ON MY FACE IT COALESCED AND MADE A MESS I BET YOU HAD A QUICK TASTE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE, WHEN I SCRAMBLE, I'LL SNUFF YOU OUT LIKE A CANDLE CRAWL THROUGH THE VENTS I CAN ATTACK - ANY ANGLE, YOU CAN TAKE A SLICE SO GO ON TRY - IT'S A GAMBLE!
This is a fun place Just not a safe space When killer cupcakes sit awaiting on their small plate We tried to warn you of your ever close impending fate but Mike you just ignored it so we'll butcher you without a trace A piece of cake to make you scream - your blood'll mix like scarlet icing through my sprinkles and my buttercream But can a cup cake dream... We only want your sister yea she'll make a great machine
So stay the night... These teeth may be goofy but they cut like knives You'll have a fright... So come take a nibble you'll get a surprise - Im'a pink frosty treat and it's late in the evening and I spy security meat I'm cute and delicious and highly nutritious but bitter when I should be sweet!
MR CUPCAKE - CAUGHT YOU UP LATE - AND TREATED YOUR FACE LIKE A RUMP STEAK AND WHILE YOU'RE DYING - ALL OF THE ICING ON MY FACE IT COALESCED AND MADE A MESS I BET YOU HAD A QUICK TASTE! TOO HOT TO HANDLE, WHEN I SCRAMBLE, I'LL SNUFF YOU OUT LIKE A CANDLE CRAWL THROUGH THE VENTS I CAN ATTACK - ANY ANGLE, YOU CAN TAKE A SLICE SO GO ON TRY - IT'S A GAMBLE!Cursed Elf On The Shelf Sings A Song (Scary Christmas Horror Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-11-30 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Oh I'm an elf on the shelf, and I'm a happy little guy I keep myself to myself, report back every night! And all I ask is that you listen to a set of rules As long as you adhere I'll spread the cheer and everything is cool But you've been naughty and you keep touching and you stay up late! In fact you do the very things you know I really hate! You push and prod me till I run out of Christmas cheer You broke this little elf - and I'm not feeling quite myself this year!
YOU BROKE THE RULES OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT! OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES
So now's the part if you've got kiddies they should turn away I guess you clicked the song so know the kind of things I'd say For every night that passes when the darkness turns to day I'm like a Christmas calendar, but every day I'm more insane! I pulled a shotgun from a stocking all the neighbours heard the popping pools of blood and bodies dropping razor blades and pistols cocking It really didn't have to come to this.. but I'm a stickler for my rules and now you're off the Christmas list!
YOU BROKE THE RULES OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT! OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES
It's Christmas eve and I've a little present up my sleeve, A small addition to the burned and bloodied Christmas tree I flew out every night, to get a big supply, of weapons grade plutonium a primer and some 235 - And at the stroke of midnight just as Santa hit the chimney flue, I hit the switch and half the continent lit up and blew They didn't know the truth, so they launched every nuke this elf caused Armageddon cos you couldn't follow simple rules!
YOU BROKE THE RULES OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT! OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVES
YOU BROKE THE RULES OH WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? SO IM'A MAKE A MOVE YOU BROUGHT THE MONSTER OUT! OH ALL I WANTED WAS TO BE YOUR LITTLE CHRISTMAS SCOUT BUT NOW YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I'MA BRING MY STASH OF WEAPONS OUT NO MERCY, COLD TURKEY, I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED LIKE DAD'S EMBARRASSING CHRISTMAS JERSEY SO WHEN YOU FIND ME BY THE CHRISTMAS TREE ALL BATHED IN LIGHT INSTEAD OF HOLDING PRESENTS I'LL BE HOLDING DUAL AKIMBO KNIVESCalm down Woody Remix! I’m sorry #calmdowntony #evilwoody #shutupbuzz #ironman #avengers #spidermanAaron Fraser-Nash2023-11-30 | ...Vanessa Sings A Song (SPOILERS!)(Five Nights At Freddys Scary Horror Movie Parody FNAF)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-11-25 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
I, got a secret, and I, don’t want to keep it But blood is thicker than water, so, I cannot admit it
Welcome to Freddy’s, have you met the team? I love these kids… animatronics I mean There’s a whole lot of history here, how’d you not know? Most people get scared of this job, and don’t show
I give you a few nights, before it gets too much I’m routing for you Mike, and I got a hunch You might just make it past five But between me and you, not many make it out alive
I, got a secret, and I, don’t want to keep it But blood is thicker than water, so, I cannot admit it
I’m a cop, so it makes me a hypocrite But you don’t know what it was like being his kid He’s a genius so manipulative I can’t break daddy’s rules, sorry Schmidt
Mike you never told me that you had a sister And you’re bringing her to work… Idiot?? She’s now made friends with the animatronics So I guess the truth is out, they’re ghost kids
They’re really not that bad, and they really love Abby But don’t you dare bring her again, you understand me? But for now let’s have fun, this brings back memories When I was little me and dad were always playing at Freddy’s
He’d put on the yellow bunny suit and throw me round Play hide and seek, giggling until I was found But I always got jealous when he played with other kids He’d take them to a room, and forever they hid
I, got a secret, and I, don’t want to keep it But blood is thicker than water, so, I cannot admit it
I’m a cop, so it makes me a hypocrite But you don’t know what it was like being his kid He’s a genius so manipulative I can’t break daddy’s rules, sorry Schmidt
Mike they wanna make your sister like them I wanna help you but I can’t confront him Use electricity to disable their bodies You know what, screw it, I’m coming
I, got a secret, and I, don’t want to keep it But blood is thicker than water, so, I cannot admit it
I’m a cop, so it makes me a hypocrite But you don’t know what it was like being his kid He’s a genius so manipulative I can’t break daddy’s rules, sorry Schmidt
We are venom We will reign We are venom We can’t be contained
We are venom Your world looks so fun We are venom You’ll be overrun
A symbiotic species Their unity has me amazed Wish it could be contained It could heal us But it wants to dominate
We, had fun didnt we Peter but still You were a little bit too strict, not letting us kill I gave you such power, dont deny it felt good Behaving a little naughty, the way you wish you always could
MJ do the dishes, go and make my bed Im saying all those things that you wish you had said Remember the article she wrote about you, how rude?! Now let me take a bite out of her please, shes food!
Youre Spider-Man, youre a hero you deserve more respect If we use a little more force more villains will be in check Lets grab this criminal by his head and throw him hes KOd See that was easy, no complex web slinging involved
But miles is trying to split us up and break you free I needed a partnership but you wanted a break from me I never got to explain my full mission, hmm But Harrys open minded Ill get him to listen
We are venom We will reign We are venom We can’t be contained
We are venom Your world looks so fun We are venom You’ll be overrun
A symbiotic species Their unity has me amazed Wish it could be contained It could heal us But it wants to dominate
Stop that ringing! You removed me like I was a suit But Im much more than that harry knows dont you Fight for me harry were back together at last Give me full control and I will show you muscle mass
Well break free, look at you go, youve never been fitter Tear through this building like its cardboard and paper Were gonna find that meteorite and kill anyone in our way You seem a bit unsure, its ok Ill explain
I love my hosts but rarely they share my venom vision So Ill take over with memories, moms voice will sway decisions Heal the world make it a better place By unifying every living being into my race
The Spider-Man will try to stop us thats for sure But wait thats not spiderman whats he hunting us for? Kraven cut off my tongue, I grew it back though How about I bite off your head, lets see if that regrows?
We are venom We will reign We are venom We can’t be contained
We are venom Your world looks so fun We are venom You’ll be overrun
A symbiotic species Their unity has me amazed Wish it could be contained It could heal us But it wants to dominateBonnie Sings A Song (SPOILERS!)(Five Nights At Freddys Scary Movie Parody FNAF)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-11-18 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Oh have you heard the news? There's blue and purple hues Hunting the hallways in the twilight while I play the blues - A frank Sinatra rabbit jamming jazz oh ain't this diner cool you'll see a little bow tie and a set of ears they come it twos I'll find you even when lights are off I'm dangerous although my fur is soft I'll tell a little secret first things first you've gotta take the job we come alive at night you'll see a flicker and then off I hop
It didn't work out for the others yea they had a fright - this rampant rabbit has a killer vibe What makes you think you're any different and that you'll make it through five-whole-nights!
WE MAY LOOK FRIENDLY BUT YEA WE'RE GONNA HUNT YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT OUR FACES SO JOLLY COME ROCK OUT WITH BONNIE BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE WE ALL BIITE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING IT'S LATE IN THE EVENING I'LL ROCK OUT ON MY RED GUITAR BUT ABBY SHE'S SPECIAL SHE'LL TURN INTO METAL OUR SUPER-STAR
Mike we love your sister she's a hoot! She's so much fun and draws us pictures too Freddy made a deal and you agreed so off you scoot but know the rabbit in the yellow listens close and he'll be after you So let us have the kid and you get yours We'll spend the whole night playing building forts You should be up and working after all and doing chores so mind your business while we give her furry ears and giant paws
It didn't work out for the others yea they had a fright - this rampant rabbit has a killer vibe What makes you think you're any different and that you'll make it through five whole nights!
WE MAY LOOK FRIENDLY BUT YEA WE'RE GONNA HUNT YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT OUR FACES SO JOLLY COME ROCK OUT WITH BONNIE BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE WE ALL BIITE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING IT'S LATE IN THE EVENING I'LL ROCK OUT ON MY RED GUITAR BUT ABBY SHE'S SPECIAL SHE'LL TURN INTO METAL OUR SUPER-STAR
Yea I got a little habit and it isn't eating carrots even though I am a rabbit I would rather grab a mallet or go crazy with a hatchet in the hallways running ragged I'm a puppet to my master in this suit I now inhabit Little Abby come and join us you could even learn an instrument but keep of my guitar or there could be a shocking incident Want to change? you'll be with us for life! So come and stay-the-night!
WE MAY LOOK FRIENDLY BUT YEA WE'RE GONNA HUNT YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT OUR FACES SO JOLLY COME ROCK OUT WITH BONNIE BUT WATCH OUT BECAUSE WE ALL BIITE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING IT'S LATE IN THE EVENING I'LL ROCK OUT ON MY RED GUITAR BUT ABBY SHE'S SPECIAL SHE'LL TURN INTO METAL OUR SUPER-STARCursed Shrek Sings A Song (Scary Shrek Halloween Horror Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-11-16 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP OR ELSE I'LL BASH AND AND SLASH AND I'LL CHOMP I'LL RING YOUR NECKS TILL THERE'S NOBODY LEFT THERE'S NO GUESTS ONLY SHREK, AND I'LL MAKE THE MIC DROP! I'LL CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU TURN WHITE I STOLE A PITCHFORK A GUN AND A KNIFE I'M TAKING ALL OF THESE FAIRY TALE LIVES IN MY STRIDE TILL THEY'RE FAR FAR AWAY YEA YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
I was chillin in my swamp, plot twist, i'm miffed Tinkerbell swoops in and then the three little pigs And what's that? seven dwarfs, yea I'm getting quite pissed! I took a dip in the mud and saw the wicked old witch Cinderella and her fella it's a fair-tale dilemma I just wanna wash my face in all this muddy salmonella But i'll tell ya when an ogre gets the hump, it's hella, with these hands I'll crush your body into red and pink nutella Ima grab you, and smash you, and drag you, and mash you and beat you to a pulp when I chase you and catch you The signs they were warnings that you did not heed, I'm killing this donkey I don't need no steed!
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP OR ELSE I'LL BASH AND AND SLASH AND I'LL CHOMP I'LL RING YOUR NECKS TILL THERE'S NOBODY LEFT THERE'S NO GUESTS ONLY SHREK, AND I'LL MAKE THE MIC DROP! I'LL CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU TURN WHITE I STOLE A PITCHFORK A GUN AND A KNIFE I'M TAKING ALL OF THESE FAIRY TALE LIVES IN MY STRIDE TILL THEY'RE FAR FAR AWAY YEA YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE
My killing's Mediogre, I gotta up the fight I'll strangle peter pan and then I'll pummel snow white You'll be like eggs, ogre-easy, kill you swift, call me yeezy, then I'll trample all the dwarfs until they're out, just like sleepy I'm killing fairy critters everywhere I go, I'm not a liar watch me kill Pinocchio I'll make a baton with his ever stretching nose and then I'll choke the three blind mice n pour some ricin into Goldilocks's bowl Im'a grab you, and smash you, and drag you, and mash you and beat you to a pulp when I chase you and catch you The signs they were warnings that you did not heed, I'm killing this donkey I don't need no steed!
GET OUT OF MY SWAMP OR ELSE I'LL BASH AND AND SLASH AND I'LL CHOMP I'LL RING YOUR NECKS TILL THERE'S NOBODY LEFT THERE'S NO GUESTS ONLY SHREK, AND I'LL MAKE THE MIC DROP! I'LL CHASE YOU UNTIL YOU TURN WHITE I STOLE A PITCHFORK A GUN AND A KNIFE I'M TAKING ALL OF THESE FAIRY TALE LIVES IN MY STRIDE TILL THEY'RE FAR FAR AWAY YEA YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIESpider-Man Sings A Song (Marvels Spider-Man 2 Video Game MCU Superhero Parody)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-11-11 | Spotify here - open.spotify.com/track/3dxQuGNufHVmpklolgMgcG?si=PH3DBG9MSRyyqdoz0B3aiw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A046smEXlzornpgDNUF4l9L
A sandstorm? In New York City Really flint? It’s my first day on the job I’m so gonna get fired for this
I’ve saved New York a few times before Sacrificed aunt may for the good of us all Doc ock had the devils breath and released Why’s it’s always gotta be the ones closest to me
They either end up a villains target or my enemy But hopefully that won’t happen again, will it harry?
There’s a hunter in town taking villains out Be my guest just don’t kill them that’s not allowed That’s the Spider-Man creed, we don’t kill enemies Just tie them up in web and gift to the penitentiary
Chain my attacks, so many to smack You witness my skills improve
Build up my powers, compiled for hours For the ultimate finishing move
Harry’s got his health back, how did you do that? A symbiotic being healed his organs, sounds like a trap But anyway I’m nearly dying can I get some of that? Wow this feels better than an expresso Power Nap
Connors tells me the beings an alien life form And I need to destroy it, so now I’m torn Give up all this power and this brand new killer look? And harry needs it to live? Nah I’m good
You think I’d just give up all of these symbiotic skills Venom punch, strike and blast, grab a head with each of these tendrils
There’s a hunter in town taking villains out Be my guest just don’t kill them that’s not allowed That’s the Spider-Man creed, we don’t kill enemies Just tie them up in web and gift to the penitentiary
Chain my attacks, so many to smack You witness my skills improve
Build up my powers, compiled for hours For the ultimate finishing move
I had kraven dead to rights, till miles set me right Ring the bell and help me take off this suit it’s kinda tight We gotta destroy the symbiote it’s far too powerful But harry won’t survive without it, he cannot let it go
We’re gonna remove this thing harry, it’s gained too much momentum “Don’t call us a thing, we are venom”
There’s a hunter in town taking villains out Be my guest just don’t kill them that’s not allowed That’s the Spider-Man creed, we don’t kill enemies Just tie them up in web and gift to the penitentiary
Chain my attacks, so many to smack You witness my skills improve
Build up my powers, compiled for hours For the ultimate finishing move
Yeah you might be too powerful for this spider man But I’m not the only spider man
There’s a hunter in town taking villains out Be my guest just don’t kill them that’s not allowed That’s the Spider-Man creed, we don’t kill enemies Just tie them up in web and gift to the penitentiary
Chain my attacks, so many to smack You witness my skills improve
I'm living at home with my big bro But I don't talk that much Except for with my friends in my bedroom, but they're small really cute and stuffed! I think he just lost his job, So now he's working out late at night The sitter's gone mute so he's taking me too I guess I'll finally have fun with Mike
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP THIS IS A LITERAL KIDS ARCADE! THERE'S FUN AND GAMES SO MUCH TO PLAY SO COME ON FREDDY LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!
MIKE DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE GOOD AS GOLD THEY GIVE A LITTLE TICKLE AND THEIR HANDS I'LL HOLD BUT LOOK OUT FOR THE RABBIT IN THE YELLOW I'M TOLD HE'S REALLY REALLY BAD WHEN HE TAKES CONTROL
This has got to be the best time of my life! A brand new set of friends that I can play with and that I can rely on! Who cares if they're ghosts! Vanessa she's a top cop too!
I found the hidden papers and I hate you Mike! You know I hate Jane - this is so not right! I'd rather just play, at Freddy's all day and build a fort all through the night...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP THIS IS A LITERAL KIDS ARCADE THERE'S FUN AND GAMES SO MUCH TO PLAY SO COME ON FREDDY LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK
MIKE DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE GOOD AS GOLD THEY GIVE A LITTLE TICKLE AND THEIR HANDS I'LL HOLD BUT LOOK OUT FOR THE RABBIT IN THE YELLOW I'M TOLD HE'S REALLY REALLY BAD WHEN HE TAKES CONTROL
IT SEEMS THAT THERE'S SOME SECRETS TO THIS PLACE, THEY CUT DEEP LIKE SCARS I KNOW I NEVER TALK VERY MUCH SO I DRAW, AND THEY'RE COMING OUT THROUGH MY ART..
THE RABBIT TOOK GARRET, I'M SORRY IT'S TRUE HE ALSO TOOK MY FRIENDS AND HE KILLED THEM TOO CHICA WHAT'S WRONG? THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT! YOU'VE GONNA A BIT ROUGE AND I'M SCARED YOU'LL BITE!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP THIS IS A LITERAL KIDS ARCADE THERE'S FUN AND GAMES SO MUCH TO PLAY SO COME ON FREDDY LET'S PLAY HIDE AND SEEK
MIKE DON'T WORRY, THEY'RE GOOD AS GOLD THEY GIVE A LITTLE TICKLE AND THEIR HANDS I'LL HOLD BUT LOOK OUT FOR THE RABBIT IN THE YELLOW I'M TOLD HE'S REALLY REALLY BAD WHEN HE TAKES CONTROL
THE RABBIT TOOK GARRET, I'M SORRY IT'S TRUE HE ALSO TOOK MY FRIENDS AND HE KILLED THEM TOO I'LL CHANGE THE PICTURE, TO SHOW THE TRUTH THEY'LL ALL TURN AROUND AND THEY'LL COME FOR YOU!Chica Sings A Song (SPOILERS!)(Five Nights At Freddys Scary Horror Movie Parody FNAF)Aaron Fraser-Nash2023-10-31 | The Cursed Characters album is live on all streaming sites! Here’s Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/6cvnDcZE2g301zAoAuNeqY?si=ldHQFgRGRFCUxlzH7xY4kQ
Chicken killer You’ll be terror stricken When I get you in the kitchen
You’re the filler These suits need a soul I’ll stuff you in while your kicking
Call me chica! Let’s eat, in the oven there’s a double stuffed… Pepperoni Pizza! You know what I don’t share and I’m still hungry So I’m gonna eat ya
When I joined the yellow bunny, dinner had just arrived My favourite pepperoni pizza, couldn’t wait to take a bite But then everything went black and I woke 4 times my size And now all I want is pizza cus that hunger never died
But it isn’t all bad I got my friends and we play Making forts, singing songs, and there’s arcade games Now and then a new guard works the night time shift We like to play with them till they’re broken into bits
That’s how the yellow bunny taught us to play We know that he’s our friend from the drawings he made We like to hear the screams and seeing you in pain It could never phase us we all been through the same
“No! No! Ahhh!”
Chicken killer You’ll be terror stricken When I get you in the kitchen
You’re the filler These suits need a soul I’ll stuff you in while your kicking
Call me chica! Let’s eat, in the oven there’s a double stuffed… Pepperoni Pizza! You know what I don’t share and I’m still hungry So I’m gonna eat ya
Some people broke in, there’s someone in the kitchen We don’t like vandalism, so listen I still remember what it was like to eat So I’ll peck and grind your bones with my big bad beak
Even though we got the whole pizzeria to ourselves Sometimes it gets lonely and like a prison cell So we’re always looking for a brand new buddy Mike pretty please, will you let us have Abby?
We’re all best friends, we built forts together You already said yes in your dream remember? You’re a bit too late, Abby’s coming with me Now stay calm and lay still in circus baby
That’s how the yellow bunny taught us to play We know that he’s our friend from the drawings he made But somethings not right cus the drawings have changed The yellow bunny killed us, he’s our enemy
“Children remember…. I always come back!”
Chicken killer You’ll be terror stricken When I get you in the kitchen
You’re the filler These suits need a soul I’ll stuff you in while your kicking
Call me chica! Let’s eat, in the oven there’s a double stuffed… Pepperoni Pizza! You know what I don’t share and I’m still hungry So I’m gonna eat ya