Name: Badministrator - Prison (Ryze Tribute) @Badministrator
Uploaded: 2026-09-19T08:17:00-05:00
Duration: 8 min 17 s
Description: Badministrator - Prison (Ryze Tribute)

Badministrator - Prison (Ryze Tribute)

Badministrator 2026-09-19 | Badministrator - Prison (Ryze Tribute)

Badministrator - Feeding Time (Fizz Tribute) [Prod Ibrahim]

Badministrator 2019-04-30 | Tried something a little more upbeat. Let me know what you think and check out Ibrahim's links below for other quality instrumentals and lofi hip hop.

Beat/Production by Ibrahim
soundcloud.com/ibr
twitter.com/ibrbeats
open.spotify.com/artist/38osEo6ebgNhOrlD5Xi4iZ

Everything else by me
Twitter: http://twitter.com/visixonyoutube
Patreon: http://patreon.com/badministrator
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Lyrics:
Hop into the rift doing flips off a trident
Mopping up kids with gifts of Poseiden
Know I shine bright and I fight up in diamond
All you silvers hardstuck while I'm climbing
The Tidal trickster fighting rift titans
Perfect timing, dodge every silence
Bobbing and weaving
Moves here to prove I'm deceiving
A legendary fish to believe in
Have your team grieving at your watery grave
A dragonshark took my home so bilgewaters my place
I got a bunch of pirate friends when they slaughtered my race
That's why I'm coming for that booty and I'm up in your face
You know I'm clever and my tricks are a treat to watch
I Chum the water, My shark likes to eat alot
Make a splash, cannonball like a GP shot
Your misfortune is you're boring and I can't be caught

Yeah I feed off your tears
Love the saltwater I can read all your fears
Team cheers when I lead from the rear
Speed through carries and make'm bleed with my spear
Cause I'm a tryhard armed with a trident
Fight with guile and I hail from an island
I got style
My attacks are misleading
and I'm weaving through your team til you hear me scream FEEDING TIME

You're the catch of the day but it's catch and release so I cast you away
I'll come back for your back when you're back in my lane
With a stabbing attack and a slash to the face
Then I dash and I dodge while they're back on the chase
And I laugh as they drown and they splash in my wake
Get the stacks and I base buy and back to my prey
I'm a jack of all trades, kill your queen for the ace

Cause I'm the king of the rift not a rage filled manchild dimwitted simp
not a pole dancin chimp
not an ugly ass troll with a limp
not a fake cajun disengage blimp
Or any other wimp I can take in a fight
Dodge a left and a right as I'm testing your might
The pest with a trident
The best and the brightest
Invading your base
Invading your sinus
(Hmm, something's fishy)
Entered the fight, exit your squishy
Gone for a minute
I know that you missed me
I'm rocking and rhyming you know that I'm tricky
A fish with gold but I'm never confined
Take your bait dodge your hook then I swipe from behind
You might have killed my whole team but I'm turning the tide
I tip the scales with a dive and a finishing strike

Always one jump ahead of you
With every ace rep the race that never knew
On top nonstop like a better view
Full build every kill bringing revenue
Cause I'm a tryhard armed with a trident
Yordle sized and I hail from an island
I got style, got
My attacks are misleading
and you better blow your flash in a splash 'cause it's FEEDING TIME

You don't want a piece of this fish cause I'm raw
You don't want to see me in the lane that's a promise
Champ goes squish I'm exploiting your flaw
Squares on your team full tilt like a rhombus
Just being honest, avoiding your tank skills
On the flank pro pain like I'm Hank Hill
Walk the plank? No problem thank gills
Might be a prank but the ganks fill the bank still
That's right can't hurt me
Pull the plug got the power of attorney
Your shark bitten corpse left drowned on a gurney
Cause Fizz winning lanes hands down by 6:30
Up early, still just a fool man
Fish fighting dirty, tricked by my cruel plan
Hop dark binding, land in a cool stance
I never stop grinding man, middle school dance

Your popping pots while I'm taking free shots
Take a break but then continue like I'm three dots...
Ekko stops, goes back in time like retro clocks
So I drop his whole squad no warning like I'm echo fox

When I'm joyful you're pissed
Boiling like water but you won't be missed
I got the gifts, cause I'm swift on the rift
Grab the kills while my allies stack the assists
Cause I'm a tryhard armed with a trident
Full of smiles and I hail from an island
I'm running wild, got your whole team pleading
While I'm balanced on a pole like a troll till it's FEEDING TIME

Badministrator - Keep Moving On (Lucian Tribute)

Badministrator 2019-01-15 | If you don't play League of Legends I don't know how you got here but you should check it out. Music and Video elements courtesy of Riot Games.

Everything else: Badministrator
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Lyrics:
Look into my eyes see your blighted reflection
replaced by explosions of bone, blood, intestines
as sections of your body melt you can feel what I felt
Everybody dies, some just need a little help
Abominations purified by the damage dealt
I'll be your guide so just listen for the tolling bells
stand and fight if you must, you should call it quits
You're just a spectre, you don't have the heart for this
I'm here to kill the undead but I'll take a human
Good thing your parents archaeologists, your base is in ruins
They can investigate the shooting with a trowel shovel
and maybe excavate a truant from the tower rubble
I'm the master your the students having bowel trouble
The vengeful half of the worlds greatest power couple
Laser beams plowing through your flock when the lane shoves
Reign Supremes, vow to never stop in the name of love
Full of rage since I lost my wife
Your hope fades as I trade, I win every fight
Jungler better not tax my lane man I'm Wesley Snipes
Don't need fangs or a blade, I got deadly light
I'm razing hell like a cenobite
You know I'm doing this for Senna right
Rend a restless spirit and I end the fight
Now you can rest in peace in this endless night
You think you're death at my door with your little box?
I am the danger. I am the one who knocks.
So you can take what you're selling straight back to your spawn
Keep moving on
My gun fights are the best like John Woo
Hard boiled and relentlessly on you
Blast a hole through your chest then I dive through
I'm getting fed real fast like a drive through
Every skill in my kit followed by two shots from a light pistol hit then I pursue
Never miss culling blitz and your dude is gone
Keep moving on
Put a snowballed Ace in his place watch'em cry and melt
Sion felled, biggest waste of space since orions belt
Mayan 2012, today's the day that Zion fell
Cry and yell, giants getting silenced, send'em right to hell
Worst player gets reported man that's mostly true
With that score and posture Yorick Mori got a hunch it's you
Quazimoto wants his back back in Notre Dame
Your not a gravedigger jack you're just a joker's remains
If you take the only thing I ever loved
You know I'm taking everything you ever had
And truthfully if push ever came to shove
I'd sacrifice myself if it would bring her back
Your Morde's a tin man with no heart
Cracked him open just to see that he's black inside
Fiddle's got no brain, no smarts
I'm on the rift so you know the scarecrow's terrified
I'm bringing more wrath on this warpath
Send your horseman straight to the glue factory
If you all had any blood it'd be a bloodbath
Cause there's nothing Thresh can do without his ADC
You see this happy face? That was the old me
You see these flashy plays? I'm setting souls free
A dash to dodge the flay, ashes turn to dust today
hook and chain links turn to rust and then fade away
I don't take the time to pray or even shed a tear
My need for revenge growing deeper
And every evil on this rift knows who to fear
'Cause I'm the one who's reaping the reapers

Badministrator - Without Remorse (Shyvana Tribute)

Badministrator 2018-10-31 | Two songs in one year... this has to be some kind of record

Beat Production: Razor Boomarang
soundcloud.com/razor-boomarang

Visual elements: CJXander
youtube.com/user/XanderDesignStudios

Everything else: Badministrator
Twitter: http://twitter.com/visixonyoutube
Patreon: http://patreon.com/badministrator
Facebook: http://facebook.com/visixonyoutube

Lyrics:
One of a kind not bragging
Tough cause my mother was a murderous dragon
Life on the run grew up hateful
A savage
Unraveling scavenger
Ravage and massacre
Dad traveled saddled with a half breed passenger
Taking on all comers
Playing 'em like tablature
But after years he was too fatigued
Took a grave blow from mom, finally found relief
I was alone, down, but still at war
Dragonkind foe found an ally in Jarvan IV
Confront my mother
I charged in
They marched forth
Jarvan barking orders to large men with sharp swords
A rush with no regard for safety
The scarred elite guard they fought hard and bravely
Twice soldiers saved me, jumped in to take blows
Until I ripped the heart from her heartless drake torso

The Demacians accepted me
Fire and claws enforce laws strong as weaponry
now I'm on the rift, rep the bravest of fighters
Though their fear of my power keeps us slightly divided
And they're probably wise to stand guard at a distance
Avoid collateral damage
Witness the fury that's caused by my hands or my talons
Human and dragon
Perfectly balanced

Enemies are no challenge to the dragon born
'bout to take flight so make sure you got your baggage stored
Jump the wall to your lane drag your ragged corpse
back through the fire and the flames with my dragon force
Champs dead when I gank, miss a spell, run
Flame breath 'cause I like my meals well done
Burnout, Takedown, my Revenge is a Paradise
You can beg, I won't spare your life
I land a pair of bites, this when the terror spikes
impair your kite, dodge a snare, set your hair alight
I came to paralyze a parasite, verify you're sterilized,
clarify that in this fight is where you die
The paradigm is to sacrifice a samurai
Back, Bury baron get buffed
Eat your bear alive
Hit you with the twin bites
All my skins skin tight
Pick me for the rift cause I'm in flight to win fights

I might lose once in a blue moon
But I'll come back with a new build, new runes
new strats, new goons, invade your crew's queue
Demonetize your jungler like Badmin on youtube
Solo Drake it's a cinch for yours truly
Got heart like grinch at the end of the movie
On duty I jump in crushin kids full force
I came here to put you in the ground (without remorse)

Badministrator - The Harvest (Zyra Tribute)

Badministrator 2018-09-04 | Beat Production: Johann Sebastian
http://johannsebastianmusic.com

Everything else: Badministrator
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Someone made a thread on Reddit:
reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/9cw7tt

Lyrics:
Garden of thorns
Not the garden of eden
It's eat or be eaten
I'll crush your enterprise like I'm Wil Wheaton
A brush with death in the brush when I hex your squad
Rush in cause surrender votes like election fraud
I never lose if you heard I do that was fake news
(Death is in bloom) for those in horse shoes or full of booze
I choose a loser the wildfire leave'm struck charred
and my trump card when you clump hard is a clutch R

'Cause every session's a painful lesson
You can't shoot when your Smith and Wesson is less effective than plant roots
Shoulda took a stand and put a ban on this enchantress
but you've left the (beaten path) now you'll feel the wrath that the land produce
You try to walk in your pair of boots but the horror's still
(what lurks beneath the soil) is sun powered via chlorophyll
Ready or not here I come like I'm Lauryn Hill
Killing you softly with some godly timed forest skills

Seeds got your whole team screaming why me
The plants sprout and rip thorns through your torso
Poison Ivy put Jarvan IV on an I.V.
While the EKG beeps spell defeat out in morse code
'Cause these are the (surprises the forest holds)
I'm leaving you short on gold
You hit the shop but nothing is affordable
Let's vote on if you'd rather die than chase a white rabbit
I push vines through your orbitals the aye's have it

(A harmless flower) I'm high powered and spiteful friend
I'll push your tower, snare a coward, (choke the life from them)
I'm causing strife again, serpent stuck in recovery
Who'da thunk your python'd have tough luck with a shrubbery
I got you on the tower tilting like you flew to pisa
My plants nuclear powered melt you down like fukushima
I thought your TF had a master card it's just a visa
Went from gold and white to black and blue
Address me as your leader

Drop a pink, take a breath, wait till I get one
Your bird flew to it's death like H1N1
Full combo all of my powers and watch the men run
You're trying to hold all your towers maybe defend one
(None will escape my grasp) when I take the fastest route
Cast flash, drop the vine lashers and smash a mute
(Venture off the beaten path)
Movements are grassroots
Attributes to support a carry
Take out the trash too

Badministrator - Police Brutality (Vi Tribute) [Prod Fung Sway]

Badministrator 2016-10-17 | Download Link: soundcloud.com/badministrator/sets/league-of-legends

Beat by Fung Sway: soundcloud.com/fung-sway

Reddit thread:
reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/57zlm3/badministrator_police_brutality

Special thanks to Nicki Taylor for being awesome

Twitter: http://twitter.com/visixonyoutube
Facebook: facebook.com/visixonyoutube

Lyrics:
The legal legend of league of legends I leave a lesser legend alleging my force is excessive
Interrogate, I'm pressin with questions
Increasing the tension it's going well
Got your number, pick you up, put you in my cell
I got it going on like Stacey's mom
My partner Cait got bigger crits than Kacey tron
Don't need cuffs, taser, handgun, mace, baton
Fists made of steel, left right and your face is gone
The chase is on I got the vault breaker
You're never safe from combinations into haymakers
Show up early set it off like a tailgater
Spectate the flight, slow it down, watch a playmaker
The heartbreaker can't believe I made it through the bans
Your jungler passed on me and locked in a buddhist damn
Lee Sin peeling for your back line a foolish plan
Smash through a cold round house like the Eskimo Kool-aid man

Yeah the ult's unstoppable
assault and battery charge through obstacles
Energizer Vi pick you up ... and drop you in the hospital
optimal damage to your opticals
get this kid a popsicle
joke on the stick cause the skillset is comical
redick like the chronicles
And when you respawn you can come get it
You'll disappear like Richard Lewis from the subreddit

Violent survivalist vicious to villains
It's a victory for victims when Vi makes a killing
You want to cop a plea this cop's unwilling
Denting blows to the jaw now this Graves needs fillings
Cause there's a cavity where his face had to be
Police brutality bumping up my salary
Take a break have to B, hit the shop have a spree
Charged up my battery, back comes the cavalry
Team typing flattery, Catniss on the rift got the hunger
Leaving enemies VI feet under
Front line skewer, ultimate pursuer
On track to get the kill, Tony Stewart
You can run but you can't hide
I'm on the edge, I'm not afraid to dive
Take a tower, take inhib, force a forfeit
Fistbump a teammate send'em into orbit

Blast Shield, Storming of the Bastille
A knuckle sandwich for Fiora as her last meal
Ask Soraka for a fast heal, make a rat squeal
bad feels, seems crazy but the stats real
I'm coming for in you in a rude way
With a crude spray of matter, think it's brain cause it's too grey
Let me tell you how you goons play
Form a line to get the punch like a cult on doomsday

Good play followed by a good quote
You're on the scoreboard real low like a foot note
I'm on contract to keep you in combat
I call the shots, got Caitlyn in my contacts
blast back with a back pack full of bad cats
bait a rat trap, flat hat on the mat with a sad splat
Rengar on the ground, take a cat nap
Sending Nasus to the pound put him down stat
Board the pain train, this is the main line
Don't get excited, I'm bout to end your lame crimes
entire fight taking place on the same Vine
You want to Jinx me say GG at the same time
hulk hands, bulk slams through your skull man
I can hear adults cry and sulk where the pulp lands
Charge you with assault, break a vault the default plan
Pass your catapult, yell halt then I ult in

And I'm making arrests
It's the SWAT team putting shots to your chest
Hammer to the vest, Jayce in your face like Thor
Better keep it Loki in your base or your dead for sure
I'm taking prints from your prince J4
Got a cell for your tank and her boar
You better run from the sirens, the violence
comply or your eyes get supplied with the punch like Hawaiians

Badministrator - Going Down (Gragas Tribute)

Badministrator 2014-10-28 | Download Link (#56): soundcloud.com/badministrator/sets/league-of-legends
Beat by Funk Thompson: soundcloud.com/funkthompson
Direct beat link: soundcloud.com/funkthompson/trash-beat

Gragas walks into a bar...

Twitter: http://twitter.com/visixonyoutube
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Twitch: http://twitch.tv/lol_badministrator

Lyrics:
Yo I hit the rift ripped cause I pregamed
Take another sip, been tanked building tank since the remake
Forget to help pull, in a deep haze, down another swig
Spin the ring drop a ward in the prelane phase
Get to top wobbly I gotta be the drunkest dude
but I'm honestly about to body these
champs coming up even if I can't see straight
It's ok to blackout I'll just watch the replay (NOPE)
Oh wait... I forgot that features coming soon
I think it has been since season 2
I know it seems early I'm a worldly dude
It's 5'oclock somewhere, maybe EUW (no clue)
I'm bringing trouble you should step back
Cask full of C4 the last thing you see before you fade to black
Dropping skillshots like I'm faker's dad
Sorry did I make you sad?
Turn champs blue I'm breaking bad

My grogs thicker than Guinness
I'm in top lane, you're finished
Yo can I get a witness?
To watch you goin down
Might lack physical fitness
But I still got the quickness
Rounds on me, time to win this
Yeah you're goin down

Only pound grog 'cause I'm over stressing
Crush a kid with his coke can, it's soda pressing
that you can't even fight me piss drunk yelling yolo
Pull out the red cup cause you know I'm a solo
Han grabbing bounties,
Turn your clothes red like the mounties
Round at the waist but I'm rowdy
Hey Hi Howdy a 3 shot greeting
Two As for the kill then a court ordered meeting
Hi my name's Gragas, I was just thinking
It's been 5 seconds since I gave up drinking
And I better tab back 'cause my team's at the river
Put more damage on these champs than I do to my liver
I'll take you down with glee
It's happy hour at the tower and this round's on me
I'm down to be the biggest dude you're bound to see
The macho king body slam putting clowns to sleep

My grogs thicker than Guinness
I'm in top lane you're finished
Yo can I get a witness?
To watch you goin down
Might lack physical fitness
But I still got the quickness
Rounds on me, time to win this
Yeah you're goin down

Badministrator - Ghost in the Machine (Blitzcrank/Orianna Tribute)

Badministrator 2014-07-07 | Download Link (#55): soundcloud.com/badministrator/sets/league-of-legends

Thanks for all the love on the last song. I wanted to try something different and a little more mainstream for a change of pace. I'm not a fan of autotune in general but it seemed appropriate here. People who watch my stream will know this song has been in progress for a very long time. Hopefully you like it, let me know what you think in the comments either way.

Twitch Stream: http://twitch.tv/lol_badministrator

Lyrics:
I'm in the bush while you push and I'm stalking
'cause I'm 'bout to hook so I'm talking like hawking
Gonna grab anyone crossing my path
if your walking your ass getting snatch by the claw kid
Bashed by drawn fist, it's the last straw when you last hit
Blast this grip, detach at the wrist
Crank up and blitz
master of draft the pick fact is the match in the bag like it's fixed
Pack up and hit the bricks, hit the skids
Gold robot making hits and I don't quit
Mr. blitz, splittin ribs, ridiculous
Stacking chips, put a marksman on a scholarship
I'm King Blitz laughing straight to the bank with this
I bring wins every lane 'cause I'm blanking kids
I'm a myth, I'm a legend
and you can tell Viktor and Stanwick I gave myself sentience
Got a pension for tension
I reckon that I'm wreckin every champ, next command do a
Spanish dance, hand over hand when the god hand lands
Machine over man when you plan bans
Call me the minivan I carry whole teams
like a soccer mom hit the shock bomb silence all screams
I got science in my genes, and when you try to
dive my guys in the back line time to intervene
The magic calls to me, I'm overhauled with speed
Your down fall is greed, the hook is all we need
to get a pick, win a team fight, sick land a clean right
See the steam machine, feel the sheen bite
Team gonna delight in me getting mean with the left right ignite
Try to run but you misskite
now you're stuck in a fist fight
Every megabyte overclocked just to rock your life

We're more than the sum of our parts
forged in a lab but we got heart
Breaking the wall, more than we seem
There's a ghost in the machine
The AI incredibly smart
Built to be state of the art now
Having a ball, powered by steam
There's a ghost in the machine

Birthed from a dads hurt, clad in a cast skirt
Craft in a lab and I'm drafted to slap nerds
back on the map with a quick word, ticks heard
Ravage command is attack, feel a quick surge
You send an alert, need a decoy
Metal Geppetto, I carve up a real boy
Clockwork tempo, shriek hear the echo
Shockwave, airflow, breathe in, let go
Time ticks away, they shatter and break
The way that they scream feels so strange
Lifeless bodies in need of a winding
a key for their slots not some thing I'm finding
It's very exciting, the bodies are piling
A sight in the lighting I'm shiny inviting
I'm having a ball while I'm fighting
there's no sense in hiding the orb granting sight to my eye things
I try things no robot ever pulled off
One rule, crush fools, tougher than Asimov
Like glass, you're flawed, you're all trash, you're frauds
And when I cast you're gone, a pile of flesh and cloth
I don't rest or pause, don't take breath because
I got death to cause, I grab my pet and cross
over the river I came to deliver
an orb made of blades to the face of critter
I litter the ground with bodies, favorite of hobbies
Make no mistake, all this bot sees is targets and carnage
hard hits and scarred lids, armed with a sphere
and I'm here just to harm kids
Fear and alarm, brave but you flee still
logic unequaled by feelings and free will
emotions your downfall oh so frequently
Humans - "they come apart so easily"

Badministrator - The Grandmaster (Jax Tribute)

Badministrator 2014-06-24 | Download Link (#54): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

Beat by Magnetic Forces: soundcloud.com/magneticforces
Check out his album: http://magneticforces.bandcamp.com

Ok guys I think we're back to our regularly scheduled programming of more than one song every 6 months. Jax is an old school champ and I wanted to get back to an old school sound so it was a natural fit. I got some complaints about the Teemo track because there was a little less wordplay than usual so hopefully this one makes up for it.

Lyrics:
It's the grandest grandmaster of lanes, smashing in brains
Gold overflows like capital gains
Irrational prey stand up get whacked in the face
You know I'm blowing out champs like classical games
or candles on cakes, no birthdays after tonight
You're losing the fight, bruised getting blue in the eyes
The Meteos style meteoric rise, I'm so live
I C9 other champs on the rift and five about to die
No lie, blink and you'll miss a play
Ruin your year like a zit on picture day
I can see you bleed, I can feel you frustrate
Deny you XP like an Acrobat update
Damn straight, I'm fast out the gate no equal
You're Jar Jar from the prequels
Purple people eater Jax lethal in turf war
Your best day you're the coolest toy in the nerf store

Ready for Battle
You'll never take down Jax
Bring it on
You'll never take down Jax
Who's next?
You'll never take down Jax
You'll never take down Jax
You'll never take down Jax

Rift Casey Jones, got five for fighting
Scored a hat trick with a quick leap strike shorthanded
The grandmaster's might like granite
Knuckle up, knucklepuck, watch the bad champs panic
Dynamic dude dropping damage
Lamppost in hand jump and slam landing blows on the disadvantaged
Ashram planned it, the paradigm shift
Terrified kids taking paralyzing hits
God of the rift, purple jesus pummel atheists
Grandmaster at arms you're fighting Dr Octavius
Force you out the XP radius
nonstop slaying fits, foes fall in bunches like Brady kids
Jaximus, thumbs up or down,
either way you finish on the ground
I'm the pound for pound greatest, known all around so famous
Never seen my face cause nobody can face this

Duelist extroaordinaire, team always thankful
Handicapped to keep it fair when I tangle
Sword wielding chicks on a spree get mangled
I'm safest in your face Fi, pawns cap at angles
Lanes get strangled, every champ stressed
Plunge your own sword into your chest right through the vest
I know you're French 'cause you're fried and pressed
you might be bred for success but I can toast the best
I'm getting fed, I can see you got a stomach ache
Let Marie Antoinette eat cake
Hold up wait I meant drink pots, think happy thoughts
about next game when you might got a shot
but only if you ban me
I'm so hot Brand can't stand me
Shoulda had a plan B, hope you learned your lesson
Imagine if I had a real weapon

Badministrator - The Badger (Teemo Tribute) #TeemoTuesday

Badministrator 2014-06-11 | Download Link (#53): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

Keyori didn't do the "Teemo cypher" but he called me out anyway so here it is. Not a huge Teemo fan but I think I managed to capture his essence, pure unadulterated annoyance.

I'm calling out Spazie next because I'm an idiot who apparently wants to go after the top song maker and before one of the funniest guys on youtube. I am the expired meat in their entertainment sandwich.

Spazie: http://youtube.com/sp4zie

Beat produced by Donato Beats

Lyrics:
I take any champ top lane it don't matter
Only one goal is to capture the badger and batter
his face with the weapon I'm holding
This infinite loathing is too hard to hold in
Feel like I'm chosen, Can't let it go not frozen
Need one gank, get it rolling
Everybody knows that a Teemo main
will get emo in game if he's constantly focused

Here comes my teammate... but he's late
and this Teemo is invis somewhere in the lane
That rat can't find him and I'm in way too deep with so few items
Better push quick, shit here he comes with a gank, I can't hit him I'm blinded
again I don't know what I'm doin, I'm ruined it's only level two and
this dude has already proven he's got the moves damn
Oh well, quick buy run back little guy bout to get whacked back on track
Big pot stack and the fact is Badmin's gonna rain hell on a sad little rat kid

Chat with a mad mid not gonna swap cause I got this
Blind or not I will not miss, Coming in hot can't stop this
Watch this get to the lane red pot gonna pop lids
Listen up, 'cause you get one warning is a courtesy
Got a reputation so known even deaf people heard of me

This is for you Teemo haters everywhere
I know it's Teemo Tuesday but I don't care
'Cause we gon' talk about how much I hate that bitch right now

I been trying to kill this dude from the get go, hit him and he fled though
dropped more shrooms than the crowd at a dead show
Can't give chase just get slowed burned down low
then we die or we head home
Everyone knows that this game has been horrible
ever since season four took out the oracle
He might be adorable
But even a sportsmanlike Teemo's fully reportable
I'm serious, I'm reporting this dude
You can't have that many shrooms
You can't have a global taunt that makes people want
to rip off that bunny costume
and shove it down your stupid rodent throat
I HATE YOU you're a broken joke
I pray every night to every god I know Riot deletes your code
and for all you teemo mains out there who ruin games and just don't care
I swear i'll find out all your names come to your place and start throwing chairs
and flipping tables crazy and unable to control my mind
Cause I've been in a blind rage ever since the last time I was blinded

This is for you Teemo haters everywhere
I know it's Teemo Tuesday but I don't care
'Cause we gon' talk about how much I hate that bitch right now

Badministrator - Jungle Kings (ft Cody/Collective/Keyori)

Badministrator 2013-11-23 | Download Link (#52): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

A fan just sent me this out of the blue and I love it so it's now the official video for this song.

Scuare Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/scuare
Scuare album: exordiummusic.bandcamp.com/album/alphabet-soup
Cody: http://youtube.com/playerpov
Collective: http://youtube.com/collectivepov
Keyori: http://www.youtube.com/user/DissidiusWasTaken
Mason (Video): No Link

Lyrics:
Engineered scientifically, assist with efficiency
Leave gifts for the team under green like a Christmas tree
A laner's dream made of goo, brute with the one tw o
punch through your crew with the kung fu
I leave puddles, countergank for doubles
It's always sunny when the green man jungles
Blue pull then I grab wolves into wraith camp
Pioneer of the fast clear and it pays man
Created from a textbook, connect with a left hook
Step to the special weapon get shook
Get your life took, stretching strike win the fight
Leave you brutalized right where you once stood
I'm no good, Goliath with a sling shot
A self fling into anything and I can't be stopped
I'm science hell, divide you like a cell
Applied well I fly in high dive and tank spells
Bank swells, hit the the shop throwing cash around
I'm your new favorite green organic compound
I confound confuse and amaze, amuse with my plays
abuse every phase and don't lose for days

Throw a cleaver in your back side
Feels like you lack drive
When I'm behind the wheel my ultimate is Mach Five
You should be shocked guy, but it's not my fault
I'm runnin' to you and my waists secured with Brand's ult
Your team is fond of me, I'm an anomaly
Stick my tongue out and I run while you're all on to me
It dawned on me, you're pawns to me
Your base is like a spawn to me
I'm campin' on your Ahri 'cause Mundo goes where he wants to please
and I'm not asking for permission
I'm hunting down your bountys and I'm keeping the remissions
You're missin', your skillshots
I'm dippin', when kills drop
Stop, gimme some time to base, refill, and shop
You need a blue buff to be helpful
but when I'm using all my skills I'm draining my own health pool
'cause I don't give a shit if you're sending four people top to me
I'm pushin' down your turret and no bodys ever stoppin' me
you all drop to me, lane swap to flee
You should calm yourself, meditate like Master Yi
You will throb pain, mostly 'cause I mop lames
this will be your final hour, especially 'cause you're not Vayne

I'm charging into sight, you're so scared that your esophagus
Is clenching up, you're standing toe to toe with what the apocalypse
Will manifest into a horseman if it was monstrous
My crowning act is sealing Amumu's sarcophagus
I'm the king of this jungle, got it locked
Getting first blood mid, level 3, then I'm walking top
Waiting for a chance to pounce, which isn't hard (he talks a lot)
We get him low, I'm spamming Q, I LOVE it when their body drops
I diversify my ganks, I don't like campin'
I spread the face of the community..."Still Rampant"
You give credit of my existance to black magic
But it don't make a difference when I'm ulting in for hat tricks
I'm Hecariam, the enigma from the Shadow Isles
Shredding and I'm cleaving through your ranks, like the battle's wild
Enjoy whatever time you have left until sundown
Because you'll hear the screams from your team when I run around
When you see me, your best plan's to fall back
I'll drop you so fast, you would wish you were alt tabbed
And in fact what I'll unmask, throughout this war path
Is my intent, to see if you sink inside this blood bath

Yo, I'm malevolent, level up, level 2 lizard buff
hello FIRST BLOOD, shiv you - no fisticuffs
Hazing the brain of your laners
invading while you're raging and then gaining your double buffs.
This ain't a practical joke, you're practically smoke
cos when you see the orange flash you'll practically croak
you're practically yoke, your skull's an egg man and I'm getting my toast
cos I eat scrubs for breakfast till I actually choke.
They'll want a restraining order the way I'm causing mass disorder
crossed the border, couldn't afford a ward huh?
Sorta scored a tight reward, hah, thanks for the gold kid
my double ain't something to roll with
epxloded, daggers unloaded the game - you've thrown it.
I'm whoring dorans, only focussed on backdooring
exploring every which way for my boxes to start flooring
your boring team - ignoring adoring allies cos fanboys need warning
I'm only here for blood pouring till it's soaring overhead.
I've got a magic trick to show you! Please, all gather round
I'll show you what it means to be coulrophobic - fearing clowns.
I'll slit the throat of your king and dance around with his crown
Call me usurper cos this jester is a king now.

Badministrator - Jungle Kings (ft Cody/Collective/Keyori)

Badministrator 2013-11-13 | Download Link (#52): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Scuare Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/scuare
Scuare album: exordiummusic.bandcamp.com/album/alphabet-soup
Cody: http://youtube.com/playerpov
Collective: http://youtube.com/collectivepov
Keyori: http://www.youtube.com/user/DissidiusWasTaken

This song is about junglers, everyone just picked someone they liked and did their thing. If you got comments that you want replies to use the reddit thread or twitter because youtube commenting is currently not working for me.

Lyrics:
Engineered scientifically, assist with efficiency
Leave gifts for the team under green like a Christmas tree
A laner's dream made of goo, brute with the one tw o
punch through your crew with the kung fu
I leave puddles, countergank for doubles
It's always sunny when the green man jungles
Blue pull then I grab wolves into wraith camp
Pioneer of the fast clear and it pays man
Created from a textbook, connect with a left hook
Step to the special weapon get shook
Get your life took, stretching strike win the fight
Leave you brutalized right where you once stood
I'm no good, Goliath with a sling shot
A self fling into anything and I can't be stopped
I'm science hell, divide you like a cell
Applied well I fly in high dive and tank spells
Bank swells, hit the the shop throwing cash around
I'm your new favorite green organic compound
I confound confuse and amaze, amuse with my plays
abuse every phase and don't lose for days

Throw a cleaver in your back side
Feels like you lack drive
When I'm behind the wheel my ultimate is Mach Five
You should be shocked guy, but it's not my fault
I'm runnin' to you and my waists secured with Brand's ult
Your team is fond of me, I'm an anomaly
Stick my tongue out and I run while you're all on to me
It dawned on me, you're pawns to me
Your base is like a spawn to me
I'm campin' on your Ahri 'cause Mundo goes where he wants to please
and I'm not asking for permission
I'm hunting down your bountys and I'm keeping the remissions
You're missin', your skillshots
I'm dippin', when kills drop
Stop, gimme some time to base, refill, and shop
You need a blue buff to be helpful
but when I'm using all my skills I'm draining my own health pool
'cause I don't give a shit if you're sending four people top to me
I'm pushin' down your turret and no bodys ever stoppin' me
you all drop to me, lane swap to flee
You should calm yourself, meditate like Master Yi
You will throb pain, mostly 'cause I mop lames
this will be your final hour, especially 'cause you're not Vayne

I'm charging into sight, you're so scared that your esophagus
Is clenching up, you're standing toe to toe with what the apocalypse
Will manifest into a horseman if it was monstrous
My crowning act is sealing Amumu's sarcophagus
I'm the king of this jungle, got it locked
Getting first blood mid, level 3, then I'm walking top
Waiting for a chance to pounce, which isn't hard (he talks a lot)
We get him low, I'm spamming Q, I LOVE it when their body drops
I diversify my ganks, I don't like campin'
I spread the face of the community..."Still Rampant"
You give credit of my existance to black magic
But it don't make a difference when I'm ulting in for hat tricks
I'm Hecariam, the enigma from the Shadow Isles
Shredding and I'm cleaving through your ranks, like the battle's wild
Enjoy whatever time you have left until sundown
Because you'll hear the screams from your team when I run around
When you see me, your best plan's to fall back
I'll drop you so fast, you would wish you were alt tabbed
And in fact what I'll unmask, throughout this war path
Is my intent, to see if you sink inside this blood bath

Yo, I'm malevolent, level up, level 2 lizard buff
hello FIRST BLOOD, shiv you - no fisticuffs
Hazing the brain of your laners
invading while you're raging and then gaining your double buffs.
This ain't a practical joke, you're practically smoke
cos when you see the orange flash you'll practically croak
you're practically yoke, your skull's an egg man and I'm getting my toast
cos I eat scrubs for breakfast till I actually choke.
They'll want a restraining order the way I'm causing mass disorder
crossed the border, couldn't afford a ward huh?
Sorta scored a tight reward, hah, thanks for the gold kid
my double ain't something to roll with
epxloded, daggers unloaded the game - you've thrown it.
I'm whoring dorans, only focussed on backdooring
exploring every which way for my boxes to start flooring
your boring team - ignoring adoring allies cos fanboys need warning
I'm only here for blood pouring till it's soaring overhead.
I've got a magic trick to show you! Please, all gather round
I'll show you what it means to be coulrophobic - fearing clowns.
I'll slit the throat of your king and dance around with his crown
Call me usurper cos this jester is a king now.

Badministrator - Rise of the Undead (Harrowing Tribute)

Badministrator 2013-11-05 | Download Link (#51): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Stu Bangas store: http://www.brutalmusic.org/store-2
Stu Bangas bandcamp: http://brutalmusic.bandcamp.com

Just a little something I cooked up for the Harrowing. Sorry it's a bit late, I had to spend some extra time and rerecord some things to get the quality up.

Lyrics:
(Brand)
I'm beast from the rot, hot like an open flame
I burn green at the shop, actually the whole game
naturally I'm insane, crave brains, burn like I'm lit
with a match doused with liquified propane
pro in lane, blowin flames, every game we playin
putting hair on your chest like I'm rogaine
You're so tame, I can't explain, I'm so deranged
You can't harm a zombiefied guy forged in pain
No rain, blind man gets his melon scorched
Melt an ice warrior, cook a gutted boar
Team on my back, look while I up my score
Human torch, more fantastic than the other four
I'm loving gore, confligrate blaze a hater
check your corpse burning 28 days later
moneymaker making barbecue my favorite flavor
brain delivered straight to my lane nevermind a waiter
You'll be safer in your base 'til later in the game
you stay I plan to vaporize your face with pillared flame
My plays'll paralyze your mates, this what the thriller brings
Dance on the pile of ashe that use'd to be living thing
I'm winning lane, farm that you can't fathom
Fire arms dropping bombs like I split the atom
Try a gank, land a stun into pyroclasm
Hit the recall and I shop while your bodies spasm

(Hook)
The undead rise, some fled some died
Some enslaved, go numb inside
Green blaze a thousand miles wide
The dark horse rides
The Warden's chains echo in the night

(Hecarim)
It's the Night of the Living Dead, horse with a missing head
On a rampage get slayed by a thoroughbred
Beyond death, don't rest, the grave calls
Never relent, bring the pestilence, the living fall
Give my all, I run like a dark wind
Top the scoreboard, blue ribbon for this Hecarim
Your souls beckoning, hit the ult and wreck a kid
Who needs a map when every move leads to death and wins
I don't relent, sleepy hollow but you stay awake
The headless horseman ganking mid for Ichabod Swain
I trick the top lane, treat myself to more sustain
The Elder Lizard, charge a wizard and incinerate
Hail from the Shadow Isles land of dark fables
But I'm at home on the rift so my performance stable
A jungler scary with the deeps not a normal label
Farm your AD carry like a creep, Shadow of War is fatal
I'm rampaging through the game, here to carry it
Win every single match I play like Secretariat
A terror scaring ordinary champs the shadow's emissary
bury the unwary every single time I sprint

(Thresh)
Attack of the Twisted Reaper, rip flesh then go deeper
Creeper on the rift, don't need a skin to get my flow featured
I grow stronger as you grow weaker, ripping souls from
meager opposition is my mission on patrol for feeders
Controlling creatures, hook sentence you to death
and crack a smile while you struggle just to take a breath
Snack on souls that I compile myself, I like'm fresh
My hunger grows with every kill, my task will never end
Bot lane foreman, chain warden dropping wards
supporting giving orders I don't follow cause I'm not the sort
I'm moving forwards absorb a power chord and box another corpse
Transport a soul with rituals I've known since before you were born
Now you've been warned, I'm darkness like the dead of night
My lantern green but that don't mean I fight for what is right
I got a thirst that burns a yearning, endless appetite
I trap and fight the plight applied to anyone who'd try and kite
I'm fear incarnate, erode your sanity
I know your fantasy is dying quick for that I'm not the man to see
I plan to be the guy who damns your team to an eternity with no trials
Take you back with me to the shadow isles

Badministrator - Legendary Status

Badministrator 2013-10-20 | Download Link (#50): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Stu Bangas store: http://www.brutalmusic.org/store-2
Stu Bangas bandcamp: http://brutalmusic.bandcamp.com

Something a little bit different...

Beat: Got to Make It - Stu Bangas

Lyrics:
I got a thing for skins, don't even try to hide it
Feel that pull from within my bank account goes straight to Riot
I see a skin I buy it, I'm legendary status
Cruise around the rift I'm looking crisp, my wins are automatic
Cause I got skin advantage, hit the load screen and I make'm worry
Even if I random my fandom ensures that you're default skin is never worthy
My ladies extra curvy, my blitz is extra nerdy
But you're not sure it's him last Halloween I spent like thirty
But it's fine in my mind cause it could be worse
Every single skin that I own is worth, pick a ninja chick dress her like a nurse
Sheriff Cait protect and serve, bet you didn't know that Singed can surf
Catch a gnarly wave from Koi Nami, undertaker Yorick bring the hearse
I'm always first to make a purchases of the new releases
Bought corporate Mundo now a CEO goes where he pleases
You know I'm never feeding, press buttons when I'm healing
So many quarters game over's something you won't be seeing
But you just might get eaten, and I'll do it politely
offer you a spot of tea and a spot in my gut we're serving champion nightly
My god that skin was pricey, but it fits him so nicely
Only used it once or twice then I bought Battlecast don't tell my wife please
She thinks I'm addicted or just a dick didn't pay attention cause
I was in game and roleplaying a super relaxed deaf man
Back in the day I said this game is free and she said play it
But now she's Fifth age Taric telling me the bill's truly outrageous

I'm back got enough skins I could probably write a hundred verses
Burn the rift with Tibbers and Annie but you know I reverse it
That giant bear is so funny dressed like a little munchkin
And Annie's cute as a button dressed up like Teddy Ruxpin
Ask Badmin what's your Lux skin? That's a trick question son
Cause I went to the shop one day and I stayed 'til I purchased every single one
That giggle so much fun as a witch a commando or a spellthief
WIth all these skins I own people think that I must be nuts or wealthy
But the truth is I got two jobs, supplement with donations
Sickness so wicked that I'm writing this song on vacation
And when I'm Twisted Fating, PaX skin make kids so jealous
Only 400 on eBay can't believe someone would sell it
My Jax can't keep you well lit, got a cardboard tube for a weapon
My Teemo flies like Superman so best watch where you're stepping
Played Brand to Elo heaven, that Zombie armageddon
Rift Walking Dead suspense so high that you could cut the tension
With a knife, my knife chick take you out the game with a red card
Fed harder than Gragas at Oktoberfest you know I get large
My thoroughbred got no head, but I still play it real smart
And if I'm feeling weird pick a rainbow horned freakshow, press start
And Charge, and you know that I can't be slowed when i dive
cause I hit the Ragnarock and dull the pain with a case of Graggy Ice
This song sounds braggy right but take it as a lesson
Can't pay my bills again I think I need an intervention

Badministrator - Without a Sound (Zed Tribute)

Badministrator 2013-10-16 | Download Link (#49): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat Link: soundcloud.com/js_beats/thunder-showers
Johann Sebastian Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/js_beats
Johann Sebastian Twitter @JS_Beats: twitter.com/js_beats

This song was obviously inspired by the World Championships and the play of a dude named Faker. Zed is the most badass of all the ninjas and he proves it in this song.

Lyrics:
Emerged from the dark, a phenomenon
I'm a master of stealth like Gene Parmesan
AD caster take your health, move in the shadows
Test your will to survive like I'm GlaDOS
Attack vector I'm severing vital organs
Decapitate the Sensei, make a ninja orphan
According to my sources you're bluer than normal
You're cordially invited to prove that you're mortal
In combat with me, nightcrawler plus wolverine
Die like your dad, human guillotine
I'm undercover, I'm shrewd, I'm living danger
I'm coming tougher than dude from power rangers
I use attack as defense every spell a threat
No need to back, 'bout to end you like the alphabet
Blow Shadow slash watch the dark rip your face apart
Hit the death mark disappear while it stops your heart

This ain't a game this is true life
Masked man with red eyes, hands made of two knives
Truth lies in darkness, daylight is fatal
Balance is weakness, power's unstable
Shadows enlighten my movements are hidden
The best ninjas fight with the techniques forbidden
Tradition outdated as soon as it's written down
Study all you like I take your life "Without a Sound"

Call an ambulance, your dead once the mark pops
Cut to the analyst desk, see their jaw dropped
Law on the rift, judge dredd, live to rip heads
Get rocked, shoulda dodged when they picked Zed
Watch as I get fed, stop and you get shred
Top leaderboard, deep ward, only see red
Hope and pray but you're 'bout to meet your maker son
Upload the play #thingsfakerdoes
It's in my nature to spill blood and kill scrubs
It's hard labor but you gotta go with what you love
Hard rush of energy, stars hit the enemy
Embrace the darkness or harsh painful destiny
And don't press me in the lane, assassin bring the pain
Throwing stars carve deep into your brain
Split up double, I'm bringin trouble you can't report
Untouchable ninja tougher than a Hanzo Sword

(Hook)

The Order of the shadow's unstoppable
I'm Noob Saibot my one shots seem impossible
You see the smoke your only hope is that I go
to a different foe so you can glace over watch me slash his throat
Cause when I fight I never lose, I control my fate
Thought I died, watch close, see the man escape
Immortal portal, stock up and I rush back
My sword divine in no time I'll have 20 stacks
I'm so fast, I'm Shinobi, dark side Obi Wan Kenobi
Only hope is to try and slow me
But you know that I won't be and if you think
I'm under contol that just shows that you don't know me
I got no homies, every famous ninja on my hit list
get the tip of the blade to the clenched fist
Blood drenched wrists, exist just to serve as proof
the only way to win "Brave the Shadows, Find the Truth"

(Hook)

Badministrator - Fight of the Century (ft Rawb09)

Badministrator 2013-10-13 | Download Link (#48): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat Link: soundcloud.com/badministrator/fight-of-the-century
Rawb's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/FlatChestFandubs

Did this quick battle track with Rawb09 because my other tracks I'm working on have been delayed. Just trying to have some fun and get some content out. Check out Rawb's channel for league parodies and other fun stuff.

Lyrics:
I'm on the rift with a hammer cannon landing the shock blasts
Kill a clock fast laughing stock living in the past
pick your ass last in a mock draft for fantasy league
End of tryouts and you're cut from the team
I'm cut and I'm lean, jaw like I'm up on a queen
King Jayce put the hammer to your face and your spleen
So fresh and so clean, you're tarnished like a weathered machine
My technology is light years ahead of your dreams

Slow down for a second, Just take a minute
And maybe you can understand that you're finished, Before it's even beginning
Talk a big game Baby Face, You get a Minute and 12
Till I decide to return you back to your baby state
Baby- Wait, And not the cliche' words in love songs
You look familiar, Aren't you that guy Gaston
Don't get clocked by a veteran with a swift right
Follow it up with a left hook, Call it double time

Everything's Happening and it's happening for me
I'm Gaston with an IQ of 283, I'm cute but I'm mean
switch to cannon shoot a timepiece
A thing of beauty on the rift and an absolute beast
I put the gate down time to get chased down
Switch to hammer form and I tear the whole place down
Smash your wrinkled head back into your clock face now
You need some repairs, Doran's waiting at your base now

Your cringe ass rhymes are worse than A Wrinkle in Time
Only thing cute is how you're on an ego trip To The Skies
Meet your demise, As threatening as a fetus
Know what they say, The bigger the weapon, Smaller the penis
Got it locked, Like the front of ya homoerotic hairdo
Why be scared of a dude who uses Mommy's shampoo
You're not cool, Watch how it's done, Wrist moves
Chronoshift, Rewind, Slow it down, For this young noob

Young noob? That's so rude
I crush you with an EQ every time you queue dude
Your tech's crude, you're kit's beyond ancient
I'm ashamed to be in the same game you're playing
Beta champ obviously shoulda failed testing
I'm besting your whole team while you're resting
Take a nap, bones snap like you're decomposin'
Damn I didn't know that you had osteoperosis

You're overdue for a lesson showing your elders respect
You'll regret the day that your time will come to an end
Oh you think you're the shit? Let's think about how you just time spent
Tell me where's the victory tryna battle an old man?
Your best bet's enlisting with Zaun's best
But I forgot Michael Viktor made you his bitch
You'll never match up to Caitlyn, Your estrogen is astounding
I'll break your Hammer like that rapper from Cali

Badministrator - Bodies Collide (Garen/Kat)

Badministrator 2013-09-22 | Download Page (#47): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Piano from LilyPichu: soundcloud.com/lilypichu/piano-un-owen-was-her-improv
Uguubear's Online Store: http://uguubearscave.storenvy.com

Thanks to Uguubear for the background image and LilyPichu for letting me sample her piano playing. The original song is U.N. Owen was her?. Sorry if the video doesn't look great, I had a hell of a time getting this to render.

Lyrics:
Even a powerful warrior has his vulnerabilities
and they can be hard to hide
Sometimes things you weren't meant to feel
can even overcome your pride

You caught my eye from a distance and ever since then
it's been nonstop thoughts of battle just to see you again
The feel of your skin, watching you spin
I see you in my mind slow motion circled by broken men
I'm one of them, Demacia's might
but since that night I've thought about you every single fight
and every tactic I employ is just to get by your side
Strike decisive, persevere just to breach our divide
Forget my family pride, cause when our bodies collide
it's with the force of supernova, no one survives
Except I'm more alive than I've ever been in my life
Just to hear your battle cry willing to pay any price
I swing and I slice, cut through an army, to catch a glimpse
I see a hint of that steel glint
I'm not ashamed to admit that I like all of your skins
And if you want to make it real I'm here to say I'm your prince

Everywhere I go I hear violins
but when you death lotus all I hear is silence
Your fluid motion every throw immaculate
but I'm the Montague to your Capulet
We're destined to fight to the death
So I'll try to get close just to feel your last breath
My justice swift in a moment you'll be gone
And I can't wait til you respawn

I love a game finisher, steel so sinister
Your cool stare keeps me snared like a prisoner
I lead the charge but my hearts not in it
So I stand ready but thoughts keep spinning
and I'm sick of the silence, I'm not stoic
Warrior or poet, a fighter and a lover but I can't show it
I down low it, they'll never understand what we have
They got suspicions, I just shrug'em off with a laugh
But it's a cover, the situation's upsetting
If I proposed you know it end up as a red wedding
A blood letting, a head on a pike
But if you like, we'll do it anyway I'm willing to fight
I'll see you tonight, there's a full moon on the horizon
and I've been waiting all day to see your sly grin
Maybe the sky can open up and swallow us whole
Eternal heaven for a couple of souls

Everywhere I go I hear violins
but when you death lotus all I hear is silence
Your fluid motion every throw immaculate
but I'm the Montague to your Capulet
We're destined to fight to the death
So I'll try to get close just to feel your last breath
My justice swift in a moment you'll be gone
And I can't wait til you respawn

Badministrator - Consume and Adapt (KhaZix Tribute)

Badministrator 2013-07-30 | Download Link (#46): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Producer Link: soundcloud.com/bigossoul

I was on vacation last week and I felt bad reading all the comments about how I haven't put out any content for a while so I made this song. Shoutout to Trick for absolutely destroying a mid Annie inspiring the creation of this song. Also @Wind_Shade @Cronovey and @nofflehoffle on Twitter for contributing ideas.

This song is an original like most of my songs. The beat was made by BIGOsSoul (same guy who made the Winter is Coming and Bang Bang beats). Check out his soundcloud for more beats.

Lyrics:
You're matched against the unseen threat, jump, claw, reset
I'm on the hunt to send a one eyed cat to the vet
Void assault reappear push the claws through your chest
It's time to run or live a short life full of regret
Makin'em sweat, damage stack, consume and adapt
Abusing the fact my skillset confusing the wack
Bruising attack assassinate your crew and I back
Perusing the shack for new damage items to stack
It's isolate and devour, rift super power
gifts make you cower
So many downs on these kids I got sick of the announcer
I'm sending clowns home like a bouncer
No known counter, the hunger is endless
I'm hunting the best but the best are defenseless
40 love on the scoreboard like it's tennis
Ace every serve I'm a menace and I'm coming to your nexus
You're voting more than a senator
How can you score when this alien's a predator?
Blood in the air, number one competitor
You're screaming Riot please like a Redditor
I'm taking all your towers like creditor, repo your whole base
No escape, evolved wings dunk and I roll face
Punks get the spikes from the front cause I don't chase
Joined the league to eat champs with a bold taste

I'm coming quick to your back line you can't see
I'm playin Tricks on your mind like I'm 2g
Transform like Optimus Prime
Evolve into the top of the line
I'm jumpin lanes only stopping to dine
I'm plottin a crime it's murder in the first of degrees
I'm searchin to reave, leave bodies in a burst of debris
You're hurtin and you bleed
I listen while you curse and you scream
The burst too extreme
Red alert, hit the dirt with your team

Run away but the movespeed is too fast
Rude chat, teammates think you're feeding but the true fact
You draft picked a weak ass clan when you coulda had
a grasshopper jumping champ to champ causing bug splats
Your luck's past, end win streaks with missles and claws
Slip into my jaws, I like my meals delicious and raw
I'm vicious and cross, gifts to run the rift like a boss
Exploiting flaws, get the pentakill listen applause
But I'm not here for recognition
The mission at hand to understand and kill the opposition
I run the rift like it's Kha'Zixstan crushing novice champs
target system calibrated isolate and scan
Its aggravating man, you know I plan to wreck this
I'm proving evolution even to the kids in texas
I jump in camouflaged and hit you in the solarplexus
Devour bones of coward foes until I blow the Nexus

I'm coming quick to your back line you can't see
I'm playin Tricks on your mind like I'm 2g
Transform like Optimus Prime
Evolve into the top of the line
I'm jumpin lanes only stopping to dine
I'm plottin a crime it's murder in the first of degrees
I'm searchin to reave, leave bodies in a burst of debris
You're hurtin and you bleed
I listen while you curse and you scream
The burst too extreme
Red alert, hit the dirt with your team

#WatchMe2013 - Badministrator

Badministrator 2013-07-13 | #WatchMe2013 Contest Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npb7alsjW8o

DeStorm's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/DeStorm

People asked me to do this contest again. The beat was nice so I went in as best I could. Definitely not my usual style but I had fun with it and I'm satisfied at how it turned out.

Check back soon for more gaming tracks.

Lyrics:
I live that motorcycle lifestyle
Might seem exciting but I'm two tired
Defuse with some writing
Cut the blue wire
True fire
Burns brighter
Fighter with a glacial sound
Move a little slow but not afraid to throw my weight around
Make a bit of dough
Like a baker throw
Take a break from heavy weight flow
Light it up like a tracer round
Dig crates for sound
Chop it lay the basics down
I'm filling shoes so big you'll think that I replaced a clown
And you can label me a force in tone
All my shit consistent
Rock it stable like a horse at home
My source the dome
That's how you know I'm coming year round
With lines you gotta think to figure out like morse code
Of course you know I'm here to go viral
Win this contest and head West like Fievel
Or Kim K
Turn it up hit play
Badmin and DeStorm blow the track up like we're Michael Bay

Badministrator - Winter is Coming

Badministrator 2013-06-06 | Download Link (Song 45): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat (BIGOsSoul): http://goo.gl/ZlTyV
BIGO Soundcloud: soundcloud.com/bigossoul
Background image by Yudaii: http://goo.gl/mf6C6

Learned some video editing for you chuckleheads. Whatcha think?

Samples from Riot Games Freljord Theme:
https://soundcloud.com/leagueoflegend...

Follow me on Twitter for previews and other fun stuff:
twitter.com/VisixOnYoutube

Lyrics:
On a truly desolate landscape strength is the only real virtue
Intelligence, empathy, pity these are the traits of the dead
And those who would deny this should wait to decide
Until they see Winter's Claw ride

Yo it's a three faction fight for Freljord pride
You better pick the right side

Listen to Ned Stark, Winter's Claw lead
by a boar riding warrior blessed with immense heart
Flail points razor sharp, can't stop a Bristle charge
Sacrificial missle here to blow your back line apart
Animals and riders, tribe full of fighters
Take no prisoners, *Leave No Survivors
Real leaders don't need a crown cause
They're at the front line taking hits any time shit goes down

And with a viking at your side it's no wonder
Olaf on the rift swinging thunder to put you under
His strikes vicious, death his only business
Murder your top lane, your jungle as a witness
It's a sickness, can't be stopped, pop the Ragnarok
Throw the undertow, hit the slow, drag'em to a stop
Can't be kited, windspeed at 0 knots
Lifesteal heal every swing like he's downing pots

The Winter's Claw, toughest clan in the Freljord
Ruling with an iron fist that can shatter swords
No supports, assault then they claim rewards
Pillage the meek, no remorse like a mongol horde
There's no place to hide when the Winter's Claw ride
Roam the land, loot and pillage every single tribe
Only the strong survive and that's a hard fact
Stay and get the claws or feel the cold steel of the axe

And if you dare face the stare of the Volibear
Chosen of the Storm outperforms anyone who dare
Take on the Chieftan of the Ursine always on the first line
Built like a tank but he bursts fine
And if you keep time, you better leave the fight
Chronofeeders disappear in under three bites
He'll take your leaders insides like a parasite
Freeze a teammate like a deer in the headlights

then Udyr comes through like bear number two
Land stun, switch to tiger form get the W
Go ahead run to base, get chased, any location
He pursues *without hesitation
His salvation, causing losses
Even when he murders you it's natural causes
Man of the land, hands bringing fatalities
Soul of a total beast with split personalities

The Winter's Claw, toughest clan in the Freljord
Ruling with an iron fist that can shatter swords
No supports, assault then they claim rewards
Pillage the meek, no remorse like a mongol horde
There's no place to hide when the Winter's Claw ride
Roam the land, loot and pillage every single tribe
Only the strong survive and that's a hard fact
Stay and get the claws or feel the cold steel of the axe

Badministrator - Bombs Away (Jayce/Corki/Ziggs Tribute)

Badministrator 2013-04-23 | Download Link: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat by Stu Bangas: http://www.brutalmusic.org/store/audio
http://brutalmusic.bandcamp.com
http://brutalmusic.bandcamp.com/track/first-degree-murder-instrumental-stu-bangas

Sorry for the long delay. Put a little extra effort into it to try and make up for the wait. Would have released it last week but with the situation in Boston I didn't really want to drop a song called Bombs Away.

Lyrics:
I'm from the mind of Marty McFly on LSD
*Energized!* I'm propelling teams to victory
Take to the skies, land a blow cause an injury
Weapons from the future you're about to be history
Wield a hammer but it doubles as artillery
Shock blast down your throat, burns like listerine
Cause a scene, bodies everywhere in the periphery
Long range and melee, skills contradictory
I'm so blessed my burst tests off the charts
Cardiac arrest, stopped heart get a crash cart
Cast gate, always in a chase hit the hyper charge
Speed boost every stance change here's a head start
And if you're smart you'll keep running the hammer mans coming
can't touch this I'm too legit for stunning
I'm so cunning, I beat heads like I'm drumming
It's champ season, I don't need a reason to come gunning

Debonair, slicked back hair, got my tuxedo out
Cause I'm the best man around
Handing out championship rings, I'm the king
so I'll keep the crown
I'm here to bring the hammer down
I bring the hammer down hammer down

Jayce takes to the skies but you know who owns'em
Yipsnakes wake just to fly to the combat zone and
Rip gats straight through through back of your armor plate
Sit back Lima Oscar Lima while I regulate
I got an ace machine, tech like a space marine
*It's a charlie foxtrot* hit the place and I waste your team
Another fine sortie, you might resign shortly
Hit the shop cause since my last stop I dropped forty
Always the same story Major Tom to ground control
I'mma buzz the tower shower bombs and do a barrel roll
Hour after hour watch'em cower while the death toll rises
I'm mowing down all shapes and sizes
Your lane is fading, you can't trade with hextech shells
You lady ADs are only played cause sex sells
The red baron gat spray'll stop anyone
*Incoming* Bow down to the top gun

Bombadeer, death draws near, and I'm ready to fly
you should keep your eyes aimed high
Good guys coming in hot, one shot
and it's time to die
Here to rain fire from the sky

The dean of demolitions, here on a mission to make you suffer
*Fuses Burning* *Take Cover*
Bouncing bomb blast bring in the body bags
Blown into bits no digits for the toe tags
I got short fuse, I should on medication
I never lose coming through with the detonation
Got bad news you're too close to the grinning reaper
You're the number 8 the lane just became minesweeper
Satchel charge I'm an act you can't follow
Bomb crazy hard, I'm Kramer at the Apollo
Only got one card, explosive discharge, and the plume's giant
Then I blow the joint like I'm Snoop Lion
I'm comin' 81/7/365
Bounce the front line throwing mines from a sky dive
You can't hide it's hell on earth, your team cursed
Blame the support but honestly your synergy's the worst

Hexplosives expert, you know this, Laning phase child's play
Send you home like a snow day
Bring the big one, big fun
bout to watch you disintigrate
Light the fuse and it's Bomb's away

Badministrator - Bang Bang (Miss Fortune Tribute)

Badministrator 2013-02-04 | Download Link (#43): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat prod BIGOsSoul: soundcloud.com/bigossoul/bang-bang-miss-fortune

See You Space Cowboy...

Samples from Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang

Lyrics:
I'm the big bad bounty hunting bitch from bilgewater
I kill, slaughter campaign to find the pirate that killed my mother
Make it rain lead from the sky, red in his eyes
It's bullet time, can't run the spread on it's wide
I'm Faye Valentine, don't need no Ein, Spike or Jet
Got shock at my side and leashed awe as my pet
I keep'em locked loaded and live, a fireball at 5'5"
Put shots to your head like a line drive
Bilgewater pride, professional at 16
Leon, colder than freon, you can be Natalie
Just follow me, I'm going in guns blazin
amazing, I'm shaming every lame play you're making
Displaying twin guns, double up, strut, shot you in the gut
no stuns, can't be outrun by a couple scrubs
I'm the one, Neo take a step behind the line
This bus goes straight to the morgue, I hit the bullet time

Nothing but powder monkeys, flunkies looking jumpy
I'mma chunk and dunk you break your lane apart like busting humpty dumpty
My aim is money, make a fortune turnin kids to orphans
hit the store to score supplies and cook you like a George Forman
I specialize in lane denial and getting wild
I got style, I take you out with just a smile
Feminine wiles and more guile than a street fighter
Just when you're you're winning throw a twist in like a screen writer
A pit viper strike ya hard and fast
And if you try to run pull out my guns and blast a cap into your ass
My shots stack, impure with no cure
attack speed, damage increase get the kill secured
Provacateur, always shoot first like Han Solo
Smash the laning phase and roam like a mad hobo
I came to solo you, I dominate the solo queue
These boots were made for walking and it's time they walk all over you

Badministrator - Retro League Theme (CONTEST OVER)

Badministrator 2013-01-09 | Winners have been selected and can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TODIJb1aLvg

Download Link (Retro League Theme is toward the bottom): http://badmin.tfpcdn.com

I made this League Theme Retro Remix a while back for intro music to someone elses stuff but it never got used. I know I'm not the first but I like my version. So now I'm using it to make this giveaway video seem hilariously overdramatic. I really just wanted to do a giveaway to say thanks but it reads like a victory speech with the ending music from an NES game in the background. Unintentional pretentiousness!

Anyway just leave a comment and make sure you're subbed for a chance to get some RP. I'm giving away nine RP cards; five $10 and four $25 this weekend.

Thanks for sticking with me and good luck!

Badministrator - Welcome to the League of Draven

Badministrator 2012-12-16 | Download Link: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat Link: soundcloud.com/badministrator/that-man

Welcome to the League of Draven.

Lyrics:
I came to axe you a question
Would you rather be sliced and diced or cross sectioned?
Juggle session, check the arms flexing
Chicks dig mass and I'm stacked to perfection
Deadly warrior, pro wrestler attitude
I'm about to make you famous show some gratitude
and if you doubt it check out what I did for Aphromoo
Turn a no name into a star just by passing through
That's how I do, all out aggression
**I've got pain to serve**, I see your back for seconds
The true legend, top of my profession
Damage amped up like it's set to 11
Make an impression on every single champ I meet
shaped like an axe and at least 8 inches deep
Farm your team like some creeps as I gain steam
Ladies throwing panties at the screen when I'm on stream

Got cash, got flash, got a killer mustache
cut and slash hear the blood splash
High class, master of lane harass
Turns out Doublelift was right you're all trash
Team stands aside watches you get pacified
I need the pentakill just to feel satisfied
Hope your ready for the best catch phrase in gaming
**Welcome to the League of Draven**

Soul Reaver, make you a believer
Born to be the greatest still an overachiever
Hitting like Mundo with a no CD cleaver
Big dog getting cash, golden retriever
I get a blood rush, wicked blades go nuts
movespeed and AD my skillset is robust
Stand aside keep you in my sights like you're handcuffed
Slowed up, autos land 'til you blow up
You can flash if you like throw the whirling death
Blades spin from the fog of war take your last breath
A neverending stream of steel, I'm so blessed
I'm Heisenberg dealing axes instead of meth
Skills beastly, always on a kill spree
catchin' every axe never heard of a CD
Execution style better run whe you see me
or I'll be standing on your corpse **Too Easy**

Got cash, got flash, got a killer mustache
cut and slash hear the blood splash
High class, master of lane harass
Turns out Doublelift was right you're all trash
Team stands aside watches you get pacified
I need the pentakill just to feel satisfied
Hope your ready for the best catch phrase in gaming
**Welcome to the League of Draven**

Badministrator - Lost and Forgotten (Nautilus Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-11-30 | Download link: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat: http://soundcloud.com/badministrator/lost-and-forgotten-beat-only

It's been a while...

To the people mad about the anchor thing:
I know the anchor didn't technically kill him, but in the story it acts as a metaphor for his demise. His ship crew, instead of attempting to save him, cuts anchor and leaves him to die. He falls to the bottom of the ocean like an expendable piece of rusted metal. To me the anchor is a physical representation of the manner in which he died, cast aside and forgotten.

Lyrics:
I lost my life once and so I take yours
surprise ganks like your lane's full of trap doors
fat scores every game as I splat corps
of lane specialists with the pressure of the ocean floor
Can't ignore blood and gore cake my giant boots
Stomp every champ, every lane, and collect my loot
Run away if you can 'cause I'm en route
You can't hide in the turret I wear a dive suit
And I survive too, dredgeline assistance
Roll with the biggest grappling hook in existence
I mean business, I come with persistence
The instant I hit you're gonna wish you kept your distance
So move back, cause I control the map
You can't land damage when you're facing the Titan's Wrath
Riptide, slam the ground make the earth crack
swallow up your soul turn your whole world pitch black

From the deepest depths he rises to the surface
A blackened soul, a single deadly purpose
Once a man, transformed into legend
The anchor that killed him is now his only weapon
An endless march sustained by his vengeance
A darkened heart, his stature tremendous
When the time comes there's no way to stop him
And when he's done you'll be lost and forgotten

You wanna stop me then form a commitee
Come at me five at a time, it still wont be pretty
I'm Ron Burgundy with damage that's sickly
When Anchorman shows up you'll say "that escalated quickly"
I don't accept any penance, I despise you
Take you to the bottom of the sea and depressurize you
Size 42 shoe stomps eyes through
the back of your skull if I was you I would cry too
You couldn't win with 20,000 leagues of allies
It's depth charge, dredge line into riptide
This is the dunk tank, time to get baptized
Your team is sunk and your base is being capsized

The ground littered with teammates that you couldn't save
It's dry land but I'll leave you in a damp grave
I can't wait to hear the screams of the fake brave
as I take everything you got like a tidal wave
From the deepest depths he rises to the surface
A blackened soul, a single deadly purpose
Once a man, transformed into legend
The anchor that killed him is now his only weapon
An endless march sustained by his vengeance
A darkened heart, his stature tremendous
When the time comes there's no way to stop him
And when he's done you'll be lost and forgotten

Badministrator - MHH Cypher

Badministrator 2012-11-18 | Link to the cypher thread:
http://www.reddit.com/r/makinghiphop/comments/13dh8g
(Please don't spam the thread)

I'm doing this track as part of the http://reddit.com/r/makinghiphop community. I post stuff there to get feedback, mostly on beats, and lately I've been trying to get into the contests and community events like this.

Sorry about the lack of content lately. I've been on hiatus because of work and life stuff. I still have relatives coming into town for Thanksgiving and a ton of work to do at my job. The holidays are a bad time for me to get to hobby stuff like this (if you don't believe me check how much I posted last year around this time).

Lyrics:
I got that alien spit, I swing away like Signs
Solid shit, rarely drop it, constipation rhymes
My shit's prime can't be broken down don't even try
Styrofoam flow, catch a glimpse as I float by
I'm deeper than the ocean, I hope that you can dive
Listen in slow motion, I rap in bullet time
You just a small fry, my shit is supersized
Time machine schemes, back to the future lines
You're hypnotized, sit and listen you don't have a choice
I come with lyrics more profound than Morgan Freeman's voice
I play with language like a kid with too many toys
I'm bringin wisdom to a world mostly full of noise
Rap savior, take you to the promised land
So talented I wrote this shit with my left hand
You're doin grunt work, I run the high command with
Rhymes so fat they tried to fit me with a lap-band

Badministrator - Hallowicked Rap Contest 2012

Badministrator 2012-10-09 | I only do these contest things once in a while so if you hate it just move along. We'll be back to your regularly scheduled programming shortly.

Contest Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn1Ug2KOsmY
Soundcloud (Download): http://soundcloud.com/badministrator/hallowicked-contest-entry

This was supposed to be about Halloween but I decided to take a "serial killer who is proud of his work" type angle on it. Hit up the contest link to join the contest. I think my computer knew what I was recording, it glitched out while I was rendering and did all those weird transitions. I thought it was cool so I left them in.

Lyrics:
I'm Michael Myers, I'll rip your teeth out with rusty pliers
I can't be stopped, stab and chop until you're expired
A Corpse supplier, got an urge to kill like I'm hard wired
I'm inspired to generate more screams than a deaf choir
I never get tired, no breaks unless I'm breaking bones
I'm made of stone, I find you home afraid and then I splay your dome
Invasion agent, I'm making kids afraid of basements
I'm world famous, I spend vacation chasing asians
I'm breaking faces, my kills are slow, methodical
A ritual, I'm Dexter's passenger but more habitual
A violent visual I'm filling minds with blood and gore
I kill enough people a week to fill a city morgue
And then I kill some more, I'm like a murder expert
I got a thirst for blood like Nosferatu in the desert
I'll tie you down and then eviscerate you just for pleasure
Wear your intestines as a belt because I like the texture
I'll skin your corpse and use your pelt to keep me warm at night
A gory sight, to see a skin skimask with real eye holes for eyes
Impervious to pain on top of that I'm twice your size
A highlander decapitate you and I never die
I've got an Ed Gein mind except a little wiser
I've got a big ass knife and pockets full of tranquilizers
I'll chew your eyes out of your face like it's an appetizer
Make a pool of blood that's deep enough to drown a scuba diver

Badministrator - Abracadabra (Leblanc Tribute) Ft Cody

Badministrator 2012-10-02 | Download Link: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
PlayerPOV Channel: http://youtube.com/playerpov
New Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/visixonyoutube
LoL Raps playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA2EB9D1C236F6274

Beat: Bleach OST Escalon Remix - Artonius Tsetsuna
Link: http://soundcloud.com/artonius-tsetsuna/bleach-ost-escalon-remix

I wrote some stuff about LeBlanc then Cody wrote some stuff about Leblanc then we recorded this song and now it's here for you to listen to.

Lyrics:
I represent the dark side of a dark land with dark plans
Matron of the black rose, pose a threat to every man
Motives mysterious, mystifying mystique
Illuminati coven, underground society
Controlling Noxus throughout all it's history
Imitate, Manipulate, all the while a mystery
Trickery amidst a sea of uninformed peasantry
Pushing out our politics without the need for weaponry
The true power, puppeting aristocrats
Twist the facts, falsify and spy with a list of traps
Existing in the back until very recently
The military took over, power spread unevenly
And it became impossible to rule in secrecy
Martial prowess, armies taking power through indecency
Waited underground, conflict ends with one authority
Stepped out of the shadows to rep the black rose in the league
Master of shadow and flame, a master of the game
Midlane, punishing APs with immense pain
Supreme reign, lock you down with chains etherial
Power so potent, my skillset seems imperial
I'm serial, a single target assassin
with no compassion, I'm here to take you out the action
Screen greys out before you even know what happened
Spec camera stays mid 'cause I'm the main attraction

Smoke and mirrors, classic misdirection
Thought that was me, it was only a reflection
I bounce around the battlefield, avoid detection
I dissappear while you attack a projection
I hit you with the double sigil and you're quiet
You can't fight back when you're chained and silenced
You try to live through the nuke, shoulda fled though
Abracadabra and you're gone, Evanesco

Mimic me? You should try it, I'm fly kid
Every single creep hit you're trying, deny it
and when I hit six, I'm applying a silence
your're dying, I can hear you slash all cryin'
and when it's me that you're facing, just face it
throw me an AP mid and I'll just break it
glass shattered in the mirror are the images
of me throwin' QQs and winnin' all the scrimmages
hmmm, so if you see me gets your hands off
I'm Le Blanc, and so you can call me Gandalf (The White)
kill you off like a L0CUST, you're benched
like Renekton, you already know that I'm French
Je suis the one they call burst
try to kill me, passive pops and then I just disperse
and hurt, finish off for the kill that I thurst
call Akali down, 'cause today you'll need a nurse

Smoke and mirrors, classic misdirection
Thought that was me, it was only a reflection
I bounce around the battlefield, avoid detection
I dissappear while you attack a projection
I hit you with the double sigil and you're quiet
You can't fight back when you're chained and silenced
You try to live through the nuke, shoulda fled though
Abracadabra and you're gone, Evanesco

Badministrator - The Viktor

Badministrator 2012-09-16 | New Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/visixonyoutube
Beat is Gyros by Blacksheep: soundcloud.com/blacksheepdenver/gyros

I know a lot of people don't play Viktor but I think he's cool so here we go.

Lyrics:
I'm the future of Valoran, a scientific saviour
Technological evolution with old country flavor
Blitzcrank creator, putting lives in danger
Slice champs in half with bond villain style lasers
Crime against nature, bionic commando
Upgraded man, six million dollar rambo
Human ship of theseus, demanding your obedience
Ingredients to dominate the lane with expedience
Passion for science with a talent for violence
Team is looking for the win and I provide the guidance
Demand your compliance and punish your defiance
Put more pressure mid than a thousand fire hydrants
Gank coming from the side, I was getting lonely
I need a ping Vassiliy, but one ping only
Ice water in my veins it's a cold war
drop the grav field, laser combo into chaos storm
I'm unbeatable, hard to read, I'm flat braille
You've got no answer for me, I'm like a voicemail
You're kit is obsolete, my kit's the holy grail
You're captain Ahab, you're losing to the white whale
You're causing chat drama, screaming that it isn't fair
Hit the shop to grab some Vodka, buy some items while I'm there
I'm on a killing spree, I suggest you say a prayer
Always doing calculations, I'm the root of ownage squared
My damage output is more than you anticipated
Combo into Chaos storm, carries get obliterated
I'm not a human anymore, I'm more sophisticated
You can submit to my designs or be assimilated
Borg predecessor, I crush your frail frame
Amazing aiming laser taming champions, I carry games
And if you try to run augmented gravity will hold you back
Paralyze your fold and keep you froze while I unleash attacks
I'm augmented like a hollywood actress
You need some upgrades and a whole lot of practice
I shake the map, late game scaling like Richter
You can count on this, in every single match, I'm the Viktor

Badministrator - M-Rated (Graves Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-09-03 | Download Link: http://badmin.tfpcdn.com
Beat by Stu Bangas: http://www.brutalmusic.org/store/audio
http://brutalmusic.bandcamp.com

I heard this beat and I just had to make this song. This one is longer than most because why not? Shoutout to Stu Bangas for the beat and Hoodstomp for streaming Graves so I could get in the mood to write this.

Beat is up for purchase here (if you like this check the rest out):
http://brutalmusic.bandcamp.com/track/02-monsters-ball

Lyrics:

I'm a hired gun, admired for one thing only
I put shells in your chest and make your wife lonely
Start up a campaign to stop me but unlike KONY
I'm doing damage for real, this shotties no phony
Destiny pops off, hitpoints drop off
You're watching talent but you got none, like Hasselhoff
I show true grit as the fight goes, you're fragile, soft
You can't breathe in the smoke, I'm blasting while you cough
I'm dirty harry, I'm scary, I'm just a vigilante
I see you bluffing, I'm raising, it's time to up the ante
You bring as many ganks as you want, you'll get destroyed
and I'mma stay in gold no matter what like Ponyboy
Got that aggressive resistance, reverse Gandhi son
Geurilla tactics with two barrels, I'm donkey kong
Time for the kill screen, this lane is too easy
You're gettin' outscored like Billy Mitchell, I'm Steve Wiebe

I'm fillin Graves, somebody call Yorick up
You're acting brave, I'm bout to wipe the floor with ya
It's high noon, my quick draw is activated
We're going soon and what happens next is M-Rated

I do it Mafia style, I control the streets
You go to bed and wake up with a horsehead in your sheets
Autoshotty in my kit, spray for the killing streak
You're old news, get sold in the shop as an antique
This is the end of the line, y'all better take heed
This ain't Nasus/Renekton, I ain't got time to bleed
This is the new breed of AD with hard burst
This initiation is sickly, you better call a nurse
Better yet call a hearse, I'm bout to settle up
Beep Boop, quickdraw to the side and dodge your metal gloves
Got that attack speed buff, time to show your carry love
Get the doublekill and then back for items but first I shove

I'm fillin Graves, somebody call Yorick up
You're acting brave, I'm bout to wipe the floor with ya
It's high noon, my quick draw is activated
We're going soon and what happens next is M-Rated

The jailbreak, I'm out, I'm here for Twisted Fate
He backstabbed me for magic it's time to set it straight
I wasn't skimming anything, that's such a load of crap
You really think a drunken gypsy can do proper math?
I paid a visit to Priggs after I busted out
My list is cut to one name, I came to put him down
They say he's pretty strong, doubt that he can match my rage
I don't even need magic powers I got a twelve guage
I got a thirst for blood, I'm a one man team comp
Phantom dancer, BT and boots I roll like Hoodstomp
Your tank is jumpinn in, you don't have a chance on me
wreckin' kids but never get caught like Casey Anthony
You might be feelin lucky, but this is lights out
Your team is lookin' bloody, your carries shut down
I can take you 5v1, you shoulda stayed home
'Cause I do all my shotgun training with Dyrone

I'm fillin Graves, somebody call Yorick up
You're acting brave, I'm bout to wipe the floor with ya
It's high noon, my quick draw is activated
We're going soon and what happens next is M-Rated

Badministrator - League of Ladies (prod. Thomas Prime)

Badministrator 2012-08-31 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

Beat by Thomas Prime (You want links? I got links):
http://thomasprime.bandcamp.com/track/old-skool-instrumental
https://www.Facebook.com/ThomasPrimeMusic
https://www.Twitter.com/ThomasPrime
https://www.Youtube.com/DJThomasPrime
https://www.ThomasPrime.Bandcamp.com

Lyrics:
Ashe -
She's my queen, lady of my dreams
She seems cold but she's sweet as ice cream
Always got my back when I need assistance
Long range looker, stunning from a distance

Sona -
Great listener, cute face, soft eyes
Fully stacked like a ten kill mejais
Can't persevere cause it's just too much
She makes me crescendo with just a quick touch

Kat -
Instinct and passion with a deadly sense of fashion
Puts the cute in execute and ass in assassin
Demands focus, beauty of a lotus
And when she makes her entrance everybody takes notice

Janna -
So supportive, skills so focused
Blows me away, can't resist cause it's hopeless
Wind at my tail she's the wind in my sails
On a rating from 1 to 10 she's off the scale

Shyvana -
A dragon goddess, her armor is modest
Breathes fire though so you know she's the hottest
I can take a bite if she wants to trade
She's not the only one who's specced to invade

Ahri -
Foxy lady, fly like the 80s
Big hips and slim waist turn my intention shady
Spirit rush and I freeze, she gets the first strike
And she can land a charm on me anytime she likes

Riven -
Battle bunny, sweet like honey
Brighten up my day like it just got sunny
Don't carrot all that the outfit is bursting
Broken sword but she proves mine is working

Sejuani -
Power and grace, she'll drop you like bass
If Ashe is my queen then Sejuani is my ace
She's got the curves that I like no playing
I'd like to boar between her thighs, if you know what I'm saying

Caitlyn -
Grants me clemency, got so much chemistry
If she's the sheriff I'm a volunteer deputy
I came to take her mind, body and soul
and I showed her last night I got an ace in the hole

Irelia -
I like her style, her class and her smile
She always gets me worked up, her skills versatile
I lane with her every time I get the urge
She might be nerfed but she still makes my Blade Surge

Leona -
Shines brightly, smiles at me politely
She's the dawn but I take her out nightly
Fully armored and she's still a living legend
Cause she can make my sunrise in a split second

They're the ladies of the league and I love'm all
Noxian, Demacian, asian, white, large or small
I joined up for one reason and it's not to fight
#1 player, Taric the Gem Knight

Badministrator - Lady Luck is Smiling (Twisted Fate Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-08-19 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

Twisted Fate narrowly escapes an attempt on his life and tells the story of how he and Graves came to be enemies.

The beat is by a talented producer named Artonius Tsetsuna:
http://soundcloud.com/artonius-tsetsuna/tracks
http://www.youtube.com/user/eppskevin

Lyrics:

It's like this, I used to roll marks with Graves
Stacked decks and sleight of hand tricks of the trade
Your paycheck was mine when I sat for a game
Because I always hit the river with a backpalmed ace
You see it's not really gambling cause I win every time
with a sucker to my left and a chump to my right
Got a man across the room and he's feeding me signs
To let me know when you're bluffing with a pair of nines
So I can check raise the river leave you high and dry
Take the pot like the cops, put your stack on decline
And if the shit hits the fan he's got a gun on his side
So if you try to draw on me it's the end of the line
We had a good business, we were making those ends
Until we hustled Dr Priggs and he vowed revenge
And at about the same time I learned my so-called friend
was skimming cash off the top every now and then

You see there's nothing more risky than backstabbing a gypsy
Priggs flipped me for the wish of a magical pedigree
Left scott free, Graves stayed behind a detainee,
His sentence off the books like illiteracy
Eventually he broke out like I knew he would
But he lost years off his life and it was understood
That he would come after me wielding destiny, it pressed on me
The man was once my best friend, now my worst enemy

Anyway I don't really feel bad about it
I hustled a hustler right? That's what I do
I got a new job now and things are looking up
Let me tell you how I roll
I'm an AP allstar, stuns with a gold card
Gank specialist, jump the gaps like a space bar
Wild cards push lane and roam like Caesar
Huge crowd pleaser, side lane feeder
Team leader, map control like Ez
Keep you on your toes call me Juan Valdez
I'm so blessed, I'm a star, gate jump to anywhere
Phase in behind, Twist your fate, you don't have a prayer
Blank stare, pokerface, no info
Show up anywhere that I like no intro
Screw you so often people think your a nympho
Press a button, feed the team like hungry hungry hippos

Lady luck is smiling, stats are compiling
That's gold in my pocket while your teammates are dying
Free farm cause my dice are loaded
Poke you in the tower, back or get exploded
Baron while you base, stack the deck in my favor
Split push, drop in unexpected like a bad neighbor
No ace, I left your teammate in the other lane
Joker hangs back while we push in and end the game

Badministrator - The Sheriff Redux (Caitlyn Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-08-10 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

This is a remake of my old Caitlyn song with higher quality vocals.

Lyrics:
I'm the longest long arm of the law, the judge and the jury
unleashing the fury and you got no need to worry cause
I came to execute all these fools and like Vick Mackey and
the boys I don't know no rules
I'm from the old school, wild wild west
where if you look at someone crooked for a moment you take two in the chest
I'd put you under arrest but I got no time for prisoners
got a list of names and so long that you'd think it was Shindler's
I got a bullet with your name if you're crossing the river
I got a casket just your size and I came to deliver
I got your funeral planned out I just called up your minister
and told your wife and your kids you won't make it to dinner
you know what happens to sinners and crooks we dig'em a hole
put'em six feet deep we've never granted parole
every sentence here is death cause I've got no self control
we put a penny in each eye cause we heard there's a toll

My name is Cait, but you can call me sheriff or ma'am
I'm sharing my plan cause you can't stop it once it began
Patrolling Valoran is all I do
I've got a wanted poster here and it looks like you
You've got a bounty on your head and I'm bringing my crew
and they've got orders to shoot anything that moves
I've got a liscence to kill and it's stamped approved
You better run little man cause we're on the move

I love a good chase, so here's a head start
You know it's time for a shakedown and my target's marked
but you better run fast because my sight's on your heart
and the rifle in my hands is state of the art
I'll take apart every champ on your team
You're just another quick tally in my killing spree
You're just a dot on the horizon but that's plenty for me
I'll put it right between your eyes from a thousand feet
I've killed a thousand creeps, I think my farm's complete
It's time to push to win, it's time to bring the heat
I wrote your eulogy and the next time we meet
I'll scream it right into your face while you taste defeat
Your team is looking beat, torn up and bloody
I guess I'll be the good and you can be the bad and the ugly
I coming, I got your gravestone carved with an epitaph that says
He died doing what he was best at, getting shot in the head

My name is Cait, but you can call me sheriff or ma'am
I'm sharing my plan cause you can't stop it once it began
Patrolling Valoran is all I do
I've got a wanted poster here and it looks like you
You've got a bounty on your head and I'm bringing my crew
and they've got orders to shoot anything that moves
I've got a liscence to kill and it's stamped approved
You better run little man cause we're on the move

Badministrator - Breathe Redux (Singed Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-08-08 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

People have been requesting that I remake my old songs that are lower quality so I figured I'd do one and let you guys decide if I should do more. Let me know in the comments what you think.

Link to the old video for comparison:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Uax3Vua1g

This song is a parody of Breathe by Fabolous.

Lyrics:
One, First I'm slowing you
Two, Now I'm pressing Q
Three, Now I'm casting E
Four, Now you can't breathe

(Hook)
My enemies can't breathe when I run through
fling you, gas spews, this ain't a game man,
I'll make you exclaim "I can't (breathe)"
This mix is too thick, my moves are too quick
Your getting too sick, you just can't (breathe)

Don't know who you're facing
this chemist you're chasing, this is a disgrace man
because you can't (breathe)
Blow straight though your teammates
I'm running in figure eights, I'm coming to seal fates,
and now you can't (breathe)

(Verse 1)
I'm like a lethal virus
so deadly with Singed the other team might mistake me for Dyrus
Unkillable in the laning phase, that you'll all be so amazed
at all my amazing plays that you can't (breathe)
You won't have time to react, first I throw you through the air
then I instigate an asthma attack
I'm an unstoppable hurricane, I'll own you in every lane
til I hear my favorite words (an enemy has been slain)
You better call for your jungle champ to stop farming jungle camps
and help you save your tower from the chemist man
I'm pushing full time except to shop, this bottle is not a prop
I'll poison you nonstop so that you can't (breathe)

(Refrain)

(Hook)

(Verse 2)
I learned my craft from the grandmaster chemists from Zaun
got so much skill that I'm now the head master,
A melee caster and my power's unrivaled
concoctions that reduce your survival upon arrival
I'm liable to take you on 5v1, just for fun,
Pop my ult reducing every stun now it's time to run
Scatter like roaches in the sun, kill you one by one
time has come, fight is done, that was fun now it's time to (breathe)

(Refrain)

Badministrator - Corporate Takeover (Mundo Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-07-24 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

This song is a bit of an outlet for me. I am aware I pronounce Mundo wrong. I didn't play him at all for the first year I played LoL so I never heard his name said out loud and I just got used to hearing it in my head the wrong way.

This song parodies Our Life by Necro

Lyrics:
Mundo never sign up for this
Mundo didn't think Mundo be a corporate drone as a kid
Mundo come from the skids, work hard to get out
went to college got a license and a doctorate
Mundo try to go legit
but urge to kill too strong always hit Mundo like a ton of bricks
Mundo patients die, Mundo unfit
Mundo lose everything when Mundo sued for malpractice
Mundo start from scratch
Mundo realize the corporate world the only place for a sociopath
Mundo get a job, perfect match
Mundo do all he can to get Mundo life on track
Mundo buy a phone with an I
Mundo wear a suit with a tie
Mundo have lunch with a guy Mundo don't like
So Mundo get a bigger office, a place to waste a way Mundo whole life
Mundo get depressed, Mundo so hopeless
Mundo hate his coworkers, hate his boss, Mundo so stressed
Mundo receive third request to put cover sheet
on his TPS reports, Mundo get no rest
Mundo feel bad all the time, Mundo run late
Mundo boss ask why not in by Nine
Mundo no excuse, Mundo get abused
Boss decide to make Mundo work on the weekend too
Mundo need his downtime
Mundo starts to take drugs, Mundo just want to feel alright
Mundo just get a little high, just this one time
quit later no problem, Mundo just fine
Mundo lose control, Mundo not whole
Mundo needs syringe to fill void in Mundo empty soul
Mundo boss ask Mundo where he go
Mundo take his phone and smash through boss' skull
Mundo kill everyone on Mundo whole floor
Mundo not going to take shit anymore
Mundo not corporate drone! Mundo corporate takeover!
Whole company Mundo own!
Mundo in charge now!
Mundo big boss man! Mundo say what allowed!
Mundo take a break, join the league
Mundo story done, Mundo fatigued

Badministrator - Pokeahontas (Nidalee Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-07-23 | Download Page (#34): http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

This song is mostly cat puns.

If you want to follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/visixonyoutube
If you want to check out my stream: http://twitch.tv/lol_badministrator

This beat is "My World" by Lyrical Sound Productions:
http://lyricalsoundproductions.bandcamp.com/track/my-world

Lyrics:
How'm I gonna be a part of you?
Well for starters dude I'll sink my claws into
your back so far I leave a scar or two
Spar your whole crew wearing extra large shoes
Swipe you in the face hard, leave a bizarre bruise
Can't choose a single form so I employ two
Can't lose a single lane cause I destroy fools
From the jungle, never went to school
Never had parents and I never had rules
Your flaws tragic, I'm filled with raw magic
Laying traps, bushwack, claws slash results graphic
Jungle goddess and making you a promise
Spear you so hard from so far you'll call me pocahontas
Cause lets be honest, you can't evade my invade
Take your carry down first clean you up like a French maid
You're played out, you can't take this harrass
I got spearshots so hot they even kick your brudda in the ass

Bestial Huntress, I pray on the civilized
This ain't a game to me, this is my whole life
can't be caged, quickness leaves you mystified
primal rage, always engage, always win the fight
The jungle's my world feel free to stay a while
I greet my guests with a claw and a crooked smile
The price for your stay is high please forgive me
cause when this fight is done I'm taking part of you with me

Nine lives, Pounce in for dives
flash out toss a javelin on a line drive
No pussycat, speed through the bushy patch
Split push queen can't catch, cat too fast
Like glass, I see through your actions
reactions so fast that you'll wonder what happened
I'm So evasive, my purr is purrsuasive
Rain spears on your face from max range I erase kids
Like I'm atomic, cat scratch fever chronic
Pounce Swipe and Takedown your team's Catatonic
Quite a feat, bet you'd like a treat
This witch brings tricks that make you look obsolete
Can't knock me down always land on my feet
Can't get my rhythm my play is offbeat
Engage on me? You better think twice
Cause when I hit the fight I'm eating champs like blind mice

Bestial Huntress, I pray on the civilized
This ain't a game to me, this is my whole life
can't be caged, quickness leaves you mystified
primal rage, always engage, always win the fight
The jungle's my world feel free to stay a while
I greet my guests with a claw and a crooked smile
The price for your stay is high please forgive me
cause when this fight is done I'm taking part of you with me

Badministrator - Big Paws (Volibear Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-07-07 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Direct Beat Link: http://soundcloud.com/blakefrederick/without-me-ins

Lyrical Sound Productions
Soundcloud: http://soundcloud.com/blakefrederick
Bandcamp: http://lyricalsoundproductions.bandcamp.com

This is a request from Twitter. I didn't really have anything I wanted to do this weekend so it seemed like a good time to take a request.

Lyrics:
Without me you got no chance
More overpowered than Udyr but I only rock a bear stance
Slash d Shift-3 press to watch a bear dance
Looking too closely gonna decrease your life span
This ain't yogi bear son, I fill caskets
Eat champs for lunch so you can keep your picnic baskets
You got a question don't hesitate to ask it
but if you're telling bear puns you can expect to get your ass kicked
'Cause I can barely tolerate a joke at my expense
Only accept gold, feel free to keep your two cents
Loose ends focused down quicker than a zoom lens
Thunder claws firing lightning bolts like I got Zeus hands
(HA!) ....... Excuse the big paws
Had a piece of your teammate stuck between my jaws
Rolling Thunder catching everything I see like Randy Moss
Toss a champ behind me turn around and chew his face off

It's time to hibernate for a minute
Your whole team is dead and half of'em don't wanna finish
It's ten til you can take a vote
Maybe it would be best if you stay back and take notes

Cause I'm about to lay the smack down on you fake bros
Smash you into new shapes like you're champion play doh
Lightning bolts crash down light you up like Day Glo
And make you think it would have been a good idea to stay home
I bet it's nice there, at least there's no armored bears
I'm farming pairs of champs at a time, I hope you brought spares
#1 Ursine, allied with the Freljord
But if Sejuani's on the other team I'm feasting on a boar
Cause when I start a fight you know I'm in a frenzy
Three stacks and I bite, teeth and claws my only weaponry
Low HP, chosen of the storm fill my tank up
like I bought a couple fort pots popped the corks and drank up
Rank up, only get stronger as the game goes
I close in on all fours, decapitate foes
Cause everyone knows a fool and his head are soon parted
Too bad your Nexus is blown I was just getting started

Best Leona NA (Worst Leona NA)

Badministrator 2012-07-06 | Just another play in the life of the greatest Leona player who ever existed.

My stream is here when it's running: http://own3d.tv/Badministrator

I stream in HD but I don't know what I'm doing so I killed the video quality editing. I'll figure it out before next time. I am interested in your opinions on whether this stream crap should be uploaded to this channel, feel free to let me know what you think either way.

Badministrator - No Sunshine (Leona Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-06-26 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Beat Link: http://soundcloud.com/badministrator/no-sunshine-remix-w-samples

Beat/Lyrics/Vocals: Badministrator (NA Server)

This is my entry for Leona. The beat is original but contains samples from Ain't No Sunshine by Bill Withers. I don't know if I could have made this better but I ran out of time so it's gotta be done =D

Lyrics:
A walking daybreak, persona that radiates
I rise in the East and set record assist rates
Don't need the gold, feed the kills to my teammates
Cause my build's earning Money for Nothing like Dire Straits
I'm holding you in place, double c
not just my cup size also how I win my lane decisively
There's no rivalry, stunning you obsessively
Go ahead and try to get the best of me cause

I'm an unstoppable force with impossible scores
and I'll take everything you've got with a smile like we're getting divorced
A true tank, I control the crowd
I get loud, scream my battlecry and put you down

I'm lady amongst boys, hard into every fight
Turn Ws like I payed off Vanna White
Legit armor, breastplate and everything
Still a charmer, no cleavage meta on the upswing
I wield the power of the sun and I've just begun to
run through your team and mow you down like a Tommy Gun
It's hot in here but I'll stay fully dressed son
Friends call me Lee cause I nail you when I press on

My kit's is cheaper than public housing
Hope you brought sunscreen, SPF 1000
It's no joke, Solar flares cause blistering
quick swings lock you down for life like a wedding ring

Iron Solari, hunt you like Safari
You're old news I think I used to play you on Atari
Spar me, Zenith blade hits while you run about
Stuck so deep you'll need a future king to pull it out
My armor's legendary, plates made of solid gold
Eclipse any warrior I face with my crowd control
Ever vigilant, bright like a filament
Militant warrior, defender of the innocent

I stay classy, no way to harass me
cause if you're in range I'm about to get flashy
Crash in, send you back to base for the respawn
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone

Badministrator w/ Falconshield - Burn (League of Legends Champion Rocks)

Badministrator 2012-06-24 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Falconshield's channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/tankith

Lyrics/Vocals: Badministrator (NA)
Instrumental/Lyrics/Vocals: Tankith (EUW)

Brand returns and he's very angry. This is a remake of my old Brand song with additional lyrics and an original instrumental from Falconshield. I know no one likes remakes but I really wanted to try it this way since the sound quality of Fourth Degree is so poor and I've been considering a rap/rock hybrid song for a while.

Lyrics:
Anthropomorphic armageddon, thats the best way to describe me quickly
damage sickly, instantly your wishing that your team had picked me
Inflicting so much pain, full to dead without a warning
Call the media cause you just found the source for global warming
I got more flaming pillars than the parthenon ablaze, you'll be amazed
at the way the smell of burning flesh lingers for days
today's forcast calls for brimstone and fire
raining down from on high until your entire team expires
The situation dire, spit fire like a dragon with rabies
I'm the reason you haven't seen smokey the bear since the 80s
I'm crazy, like a walking volcano escaped an asylum
A fission reaction burned though a straight jacket just to become
the greatest champion ever to fight in the rift
fourth degree burns instantly turn your bones to ash like a magic trick
I'm sick, your death is my serenity
Won't stop until they need dental records to verify your identity

Burn
Everything will burn
I'll set the world on fire
Nowhere else to turn
Burn
Everyone will burn
I'll ignite the flame
Time to wreck this game

Your world burns like Chicago in '71
The human torch, never stop until the game is done
We're pushing right down mid you know it's time to run
Cause in the end we'll see your Nexus blown to kingdom come

I'm dropping confligrations, I stun in combinations
I'm causing confrontations as your team makes accusations
wanting explanations of how brand got so fed
Fireballs to the head, screen flashes red and your team is dead
No blood shed, all wounds are instantly cauterized
and I advise that you discuss surrender with your allies
cause it seems wise that you retire, your chances expired
forget Billy Joel cause I'm the one who started the god damn fire
I'm fed off your team, I feed off your screams
No empty slots only pots inventory busting at the seams
I'll haunt your dreams and terrorize your reality
I'm like an unstoppable force combined with infinite lethality
This is the end of days, say a prayer, confess your faults
while I begin to tear apart your base with this wreckless assault
that never halts, your tanks dead and next I'm coming for you
With a nuke so powerful that it would mark the end of World War 2

Burn
Everything will burn
I'll set the world on fire
Nowhere else to turn
Burn
Everyone will burn
I'll ignite the flame
Time to wreck this game

Your world burns like Chicago in '71
The human torch, never stop until the game is done (SET ABLAZE)
We're pushing right down mid you know it's time to run
Cause in the end we'll see your Nexus blown to kingdom come

Badministrator - Fiddle Went Down to SR (FiddleSticks Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-06-10 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

I got this idea from a conversation in a reddit thread from last year. I figured it was good for the contest given the theme and all that. I might do another song for the contest also.

Lyrics:

Fiddle went down to Summoners Rift he was looking for a soul to drain
But he was in a bind cause he was way behind he had no time to gank the lane
So he powered through the jungle camps fast as a scarecrow can
When his team started to rage out so he said "I've got a plan"
"I know I'm slightly behind but it's no big deal you see"
"I'm specced to carry endgame as long as you don't feed"
And they said "you know fiddle, it's pretty clear that you're a noob"
"Our mid is 2k Elo and he said he jungles better than you"
So Fiddle said "How can that be? He doesn't even have a skin.
I'll prove him wrong by the end of this song 'cause I'm the best there's ever been"

Fiddle stand behind the wall and prepare to press R
Hell's breaking loose in mid lane, TF just pulled gold card
The carry's stunned, nowhere to run, time to unleash the crows
but if you miss your ult they're gonna trollllllll

Fiddle stood in triumph on a pile of corpses high
His victory was one that surely no one could deny
but his team still didn't seem impressed they said "that was all luck"
"You only hit that ultimate because TF had set it up"
Now Fiddlesticks was feeling down, but he had another plan
He'd ace the other team alone so they'd know he was the man
His team said "Ok Fiddle, you can go ahead and try
but the only thing you're going to do is ulti in and die"
And Fiddle said, "Just keep farming, and wait for the resign"
"Cause I'm here to show you once again I'm the greatest of all time"

Fiddle hopped the Baron wall his crows would make them pay
He feared the AD carry, he couldn't flash away
The Baron died, he had the fight, pentakill and it was done
Now everyone knew he was number oneeeeeeeeee

Badministrator - Back in the Day

Badministrator 2012-05-26 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

I had an idea earlier this week to do a song about how League used to be back when people just played it for fun. I couldn't remember all the specifics of beta and preseason one so I asked Reddit for assistance. This song was created from the ideas posted in the Reddit thread and a few things I came up with on my own. The point of the song is NOT that beta was better, it's that the mindset during beta was a lot more positive and there is no reason we can't continue that mindset even as the game has become legitimate and competitive.

Beat: Hurt Me Soul - Lupe Fiasco

Lyrics:
I used to play league back in the day when you could grab a kid with blitz
flash away and it would move him like half the lane
Finish the kill quick and go to Drake, oh wait -
Pull him through the wall and you can kill him at your own pace
I'd buy sunfire capes and stack'em five deep
I didn't even have to spin to win when I was farming creeps
And all the players screamed nerf Garen so obscene
Full percent reduction shield with one skill point is too OP
I'd play the Cryophonix mid and farm with Glacial Storm
I couldn't die cause if they egged me I'd just teleport
And then I'd play Twisted Fate until it got late
Split push and when they came to gank, Zhonyas Ring and Gate
Cleaver Baron 'til he fell into pieces
Cause back then Dr Mundo solo Baron when he pleases
even if that failed you still couldn't stop me
Take him out the pit with a heroic charge from poppy

I liked to play league when it was brand new
No pressure to perform, the game was full of chill dudes
No ranked modes, no reason to rage out
Try what you like, no metagame devout
It's still cool but it's getting too serious
Furious kids looking for pro level experience
I'm not saying we should troll or quit don't jump the gun
I guess my point is just that we should try to keep it fun

Picked up release Xin and crushed teams all alone
Be a man playing in my head while landing killing blows
activate yumuus there he goes, unstoppable
but if you pick XZ nowadays people say you're a troll
I was so pro, spirit of an animal
Beast around the map with health and mana that was always full
Innervating locket rush irrational, effects maximal
you had to focus on the tank, it's so impractical
Heimer had 6 turrets and you could stack'em deep
block the creeps and make a giant wave while your opponents weep
Release the minions like a flash flood, out for blood
combo with 5 promotes, all they could do is shrug
I rolled with AD mids, dorans instead of boots
Extra damage for the lane and you could buy some pots too
No one forced a metagame, you wanna try a strat? it's cool
No pros to emulate, no bullshit arbitrary rules

I liked to play league when it was brand new
No pressure to perform, the game was full of chill dudes
No ranked modes, no reason to rage out
Try what you like, no metagame devout
It's still cool but it's getting too serious
Furious kids looking for pro level experience
I'm not saying we should troll or quit don't jump the gun
I guess my point is that we should try to keep it fun

Badministrator - The Resurrection (Anivia Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-05-18 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Background art: http://mattcomgo.deviantart.com/art/Solari-Hunter-Anivia-288143530

Anivia is a giant bird that murders people. That is the motivation for this song. Also I love watching Froggen which is why the build references the double stack method and Froggen is named directly. Froggen best AP mid worldwide. Thanks go out to MaTTcom for the awesome background.

MaTTcom's website: http://mattcomgo.deviantart.com
Beat: The Curse - Snowgoons (Dance of Curse - Escaflowne OST)

Lyrics:
Soar like Nika, showcase my talents
I'm imbalanced, blow you up with just a chalice
a bird of prey, murder strays, stun and slay
sting like a bee and I float like Cassious Clay
flashfrost, get squashed, lane is lost
I'm like a boss, your small and weak, microsoft
One stun and you're done, you better run
Crash in like a cymbal, beat you like a drum
Freeze frame, health low, opps brittle
Perfect aim drop the sky like you're chicken little
Glacial storm, transform the rift, it's an ice age
Wrote your life story, this is the last page
No breaks, one mistake you get destroyed
it's high stakes, I got combos you can't avoid
You look annoyed, I'm overjoyed, I've been deployed
to drop the wall and blow your minds like Pink Floyd
Team split, hard commit, it's over quick
AoE damage, pick up the last hits
So overwhelmed you'll wish you didn't login
you can't win bounce you from the map like Froggen
Double stack, mejais and warmogs
I predict more winter than a ground hog
Drop bombs from the sky like a B2
Massacre everything in my field of view
Eagle eye, crystallize, say goodbye
Take control of the helm like George Takei
Warp nine, light speed, huge lead
Your team screams in all chat "report mid for feed"
Wasn't really your fault, we both know
Still you probably oughtta start the surrender vote
3 to 2, that musta been a misclick
Maybe you just want more pain? As you wish
20 stacks, Baron fast, Nashor killed
So skilled, double damage frostbite on targets chilled
I take focus, Warmogs too much HP
No death, egg, ressurrect, kill your whole team
Get aced, fast pace, towers blow
kill the base, take the inhibs, end the show
you respawn, try to fight but it's too up hill
and as your Nexus explodes you hear PENTAKILL

Badministrator - Wanna be Friends? (Amumu Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-05-10 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
Background: http://irie-ites.deviantart.com/art/Sad-Amumu-198469481

I wanted to do a more emotional, character driven song so I decided to pick the most emotional guy in the league. Thanks go out to ~irie-ites for allowing me to use the "Sad Amumu" background image and to LilyPichu for providing her voiceover/impression talents as Amumu.

~irie-ites: http://irie-ites.deviantart.com
LilyPichu: http://www.youtube.com/user/LilyPichu/featured

Beat - Soldierz by Crown (Grim Reaperz)
http://www.youtube.com/user/GrimReaperzBeat

Lyrics:
Incredible like the Hulk but I'm also a lonely man
I get wrapped up in depression like only a mummy can
I've tried every medication it would take forever to list'em
but they don't work so well when you don't have a circulatory system
I run the jungle even though I hate the solitude
Assist whoever I can, try to be a solid dude
But no one likes the undead, I try to make friends they just get rude
Cop an attitude, it really puts me in an awful mood
But truth be told my, my despair is kind of necessary
and when I get angry my tantrums are legendary
With so much AoE everything I touch is cursed
It's true that I feel bad but I'm about to make you feel much worse
Your health is looking low, you took a lot of damage kid
let me help you out, I'll toss you over some bandages
You shouldn't run away, I know that you think you're a thug
but even the toughest champs in the league can sometimes use a hug

Decended into madness, a painful black abyss
I'm powered by sadness, the depths of loneliness,
You can say I'm odd and you can point and sneer and snicker
the only thing it's going to do is cause the game to end quicker
Cause I'm a heavy hitter, I'll watch your lights flicker
pain emitter, leave you on the ground like you're a pile of litter
You should reconsider my offer before you meet your end
so let me ask you one more time, You wanna be friends?
You wanna be friends?

Cause you know I do, I've never had a real friend before
Not that I'd remember anyway my past is kind of a blur
I'm just a wanderer, roamed south Valoran alone
Until I found the institute of war and made the league my home
Can't feel my hearbeat, I'm like the tin man
Squat like a Yordle, walk like an Egyptian
Not sure how old I am but they say that I act like a teen
It ain't that simple, just ask Kermit, "It's not easy being green"
I tried to make a rainbow connection with Lux she shut me down
I'm a little scared of fire, didn't stop me, I asked Annie out
She said yes and it was nice for once that I wasn't alone
then she asked me for advice about a guy, guess I got friend zoned
But honestly a friend is all I ever asked for
Someone to dps while I CC, someone I can support
Someone to stick with through victory and through defeat
Someone to hug, someone to make a mummy's life complete

Badministrator - Three Kings w/ KDH and Hizkit (Wukong, Tryn, J4 Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-04-22 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com
AoD(KDH as Tryn) - http://www.youtube.com/user/AreaofDefectMusic
Hizkit(Jarvan IV) - http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRealMoosecake/featured

I've done songs with both of these guys before and now I've done it again. Check them out at the channel links above for more content. I know Jarvan is a prince. You don't have to comment on it. I already know. We did it anyway. We know it's not right to refer to him as a king but we don't care. That is something we don't care about.

Beat is from Kublai Khan by Jedi Mind Tricks

Lyrics (thank you srjuanpabl0):
I'm straight loco, sign your death warrant like Koko
Carry the team on my back like a hobo
I wield the power of the plague jungle runestone
I break bones Nimbus Strike into Cyclone
King Louie pissed off, chemically imbalanced
My staff grows so quick you'll think I'm sponsored by Cialis
King of the jungle; no house, tree palace
More majestic to behold than the aurora borealis
Knock you up, take you down. It's a vicious cycle
You're looking weak call support in to check your vitals
I pop a decoy, you'll think I'm everywhere
This monkey king employs guerilla warfare
This game is looking bleak. You feel a stark chill
Maybe you shoulda took the last train to Clarksville
You never had a chance. This win was predestined
No one's been owned this hard by primates since Charleston Heston

We're the kings of the rift you can bow down
We own the sky and the land and the underground
I'm Wukong got your whole team tilting
climb the leaderboard like it's the Empire State Building
We're the kings of the rift and we dictate
We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate
I got my items now it's time to engage
I'm taking down all your towers Monkey King on a Rampage

I'm the Barbarian King and you can trust me
I'm not trying to come onto you but I'm feeling bloodlusty
You can call me your majesty but I'll respond to Mr. President
Me and Ashe together now; Freljord represent
I'm the savior of the team, even Kayle calls me heaven sent
I'm like Superman minus the Clark Kent
My right arm's a lot stronger than your entire team
If we were Transformers I'd be Optimus you'd be Starscream
Thornmail won't help you, noob. I don't know what you've been told
I got more rage in me than a whole team full of Reginalds
Spin into a bush find your whole team cut, everybody down
Five autoattacks walk off before your bodies hit the ground
Tryin' to farm in lane, then you hear the beat. Better move your feet
Noxus on retreat. My revenge will be too sweet
Don't know how to be discrete. Better Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Task manager if you don't want to face defeat

We're the kings of the rift you can bow down
We own the sky and the land and the underground
I'm Tryndamere, noob. Tremble at my battlecries
Higher success rate than the Starship Enterprise
We're the kings of the rift and we dictate
We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate
Don't need more kills but it's nice of you to volunteer
Forget the Legends they should call it League of Tryndamere

Embark with the martial cadence
Who got the heart to lark with Jarvan, I'm stark raving persussive
My blade tip sails and cuts through mirages with
The precise movements to unbuckle ya muzzle and subtle harness
So lets start with the carnage and hit the ivy
Smart bartering regrowth pendant, submit to the IV
The fourth, I make 'em draw swords, calamity to stand with
You'll be screaming 'laggy bandwidth' the way I set the demacian standard
Candidly accurate, banding with Atma's impaler, vastly
Lacerating ya assertained fraction of greatness
Unhatching Cataclysm, hap-hazard manneurism
Trap ya ass and bash Dragon Strike in a mashing rhythm
King of action, passion to save the day
Maelstrom of pain, break the balls of jericho Swain
Place hate on bloated mages, maintaining my Golden Aegis
Any and all attempt at excution is failing

We're the kings of the rift you can bow down
We own the sky and the land and the underground
There isn't anything you can bring to the Trinity Force
Battle-hardened royalty, our synergies forced
We're the kings of the rift and we dictate
We dive turrets, fill graves, raise the death rate
With impeccable methods, you'd think it was telepathy
The way we make moves: Checkmate, dead in 3 2 1

Badministrator - Hit the Fan (Karma Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-04-16 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

I was on the Trinity Force podcast last week and I told them to give me a champion to rap about and they could debut the song on the show. They chose Karma (zzzzzz). So this was really hard to write. I'm not sure I've even seen Karma this year so I had to think way back to when she came out. Hopefully the few Karma fans that exist can enjoy this tune and maybe it will inspire some of you to play her.

The background was contributed by fivetinsoldiers (http://fivetinsoldiers.deviantart.com), If you like what you see drop by and leave her a message.

Here's a link to the podcast I was on in case you want to listen to me jabber about LoL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Dr0u0Tfmg

Beat: Clear Out - Outerspace

Lyrics:
This is gonna hurt, hope you brought some medication
I'm seething with calmness, how dare you interrupt my meditation
I'm self sustaining, my Inner flame burns bright
They call me Karma because I control your quality of life
Think no one plays me? My popularity has no equal
I got the most fans in the whole league and they're all lethal
So bring your whole clan and your family and we'll brawl people
I kill Noxians from a sound sleep cause they're all feeble
It may seem harsh but we're past negotiation
I was prepared to tolerate everything short of a full invasion
Killed most of my village and I'm here to balance the equation
Not a natural warrior but you forced me to defend my nation
And on occasion I might even enjoy it a bit
cause no matter what you do we'll always have our spirit
My strength lies in my brethren and I'm happy to lead'em
Cause you can take our lives, but you can never take our freedom

Not here to weather the storms I'm here to calm them
And if your team's around you should alarm them
Our victory is assured I got a plan
I'm farmed up and it's about to hit the fan

My power's a secret, quiet agent of aggression
You can call me Bond, Spirit Bond 007
I can play multiple lanes so I use my discretion
but no matter where I end up you end up in depression
cause you can try to kill me, but failure is assured
the more health I lose, the more my shield endures
and if you try to dive me, well I'll just wave politely
Use a mantra charge, and live everytime while your death is likely
That was embarassing, I bet your team reports you
It looked pretty intentional, it was so easy to thwart you
I know you rarely see me but you could look me up
You play like you've got the brain capacity of a dixie cup
I'm so enlightened I'm pretty sure I flouresce
You need to borrow some gold? Seems I have an excess
Now that I'm fed there's absolutely no stress
I can't believe how easy it was to destroy you in this ridiculous dress

Not here to weather the storms I'm here to calm them
And if your team's around you should alarm them
Our victory is assured I got a plan
I'm farmed up and it's about to hit the fan

Badministrator - Breathe (Singed Tribute) Songs of the Summoned 2

Badministrator 2012-04-12 | This is just a reupload of my Singed tribute to satisfy the three minute limit rule for the Songs of the Summoned contest. Sorry if I got anyone's hopes up for a new video (although I just put one out yesterday). Might do another by the end of the weekend.

This is a parody of Breathe by Fabolous

Summoner name is Badministrator, NA Server.

Badministrator - Push the Lanes (Minions tribute)

Badministrator 2012-04-10 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

It's a song about minions. No one pays any attention to minions so I wanted to give them a voice.

Follow me on Twitter (@visixonyoutube) to see updates of songs in progress and get sneak previews.

Beat: Remake of Snowgoons - Cement Work

Lyrics:
We're doin work, put the towers up for you jerks
You laugh and you smirk, you arrogance it drives me berzerk
My feelings are hurt, my patience thin and I'm getting irked
We should just fall back and let your sorry ass get merked
you know we can't do that cause we're too dedicated
We build your nexus and towers while unappreciated
We sacrifice ourselves in droves, everyone of us harmed
but don't be alarmed, I'll just tell my kids their mom got farmed
That should be easy right? Their little faces greeting me
Dad you're home early, where's mom? We'll she got killed you see
The enemy had left the lane and we don't really know why
but our champ let her die, mumbled something about xp deny
But don't you worry about it cause she's in minion heaven
where everyone is promoted and hangs out in the nexus
Won't have to work another day in her life
It's just too bad it's all a lie, you straight up killed my wife

We're the minions, don't you dare call us creeps, respect the guild
We watch the towers go down but we always rebuild
We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs
and you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs
Cause we're the minions and every single one of us is truly skilled
We always move forward even while our friends are killed
We'll never give up our sense of duty never wanes
Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes

Imagine being a siege minion hanging out in the back
you watch your whole squad die just for bloodthirster stacks
and you can try to deny it but you best face the fact
that there's a 99% chance you won't make it back
Seems like a sad existence but it's all that we got
can't even hit the other champs unless your ally is shot
we might get stronger over time but it's not by a lot
we're not allowed to reposition so we're constantly caught
but we don't mind it, we hit the lanes and grind it
if your defense has a weakness we're surely gonna find it
stay in formation so you know what's in store
use the same tactics as the British in the empire wars
That's right we stand in line, happy to follow the rules
We might seem like we're lacking tactics but we really arent fools
We've just been told to act like mindless drones and not take a stand
So they can say that minions have no souls, it's all propaganda

We're the minions, don't you dare call us creeps, respect the guild
We watch the towers go down but we always rebuild
We might be slaves but we take pride in our jobs
and you know we'll never back down from enemy mobs
Cause we're the minions and every single one of us is truly skilled
We always move forward even while our friends are killed
We'll never give up our sense of duty never wanes
Cause every minion here was born into this world to push the lanes

Badministrator - Watch Me Contest (DeStorm 2012)

Badministrator 2012-03-30 | I saw KDH put up a contest vid this morning and I liked the beat so I did this during my lunch break. Should be more content going up this weekend unless I get lazy.

This is for the DeStorm Watch Me contest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRsiAwR_sCo

KDH's entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYBkw22OUc

Follow me on twitter so you don't miss anything @visixonyoutube. I don't always post everything to youtube.

Badministrator - Gluglug Open Collab (Kassadin)

Badministrator 2012-03-22 | Got bored Monday night about 2am and saw Gluglug's open collab video (link below). Spent about 30 minutes and made this then went to bed. I wasn't going to post it but you guys seem to like seeing new content so why not?

THIS DOES NOT MEAN I WILL NEVER DO A KASSADIN SONG PLEASE DON'T RAGE OUT ON ME.

Gluglug Vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gUNWUlUznE
PlayerPOV's entry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBjOF3Qots

This is a parody of some song I've never heard and still haven't listened to. Probably doesn't match the original rhymescheme or feel but that's kinda how I roll.

Edit: It's "Can't Get Enough" by J.Cole

Lyrics:
Void walker, so baller
Blink around your team like a dark nightcrawler
teammates need help, just holler
Shutting down champs have'm living in squalor
Null sphere, I don't want to hear it
dominate so hard that I got my own tier list
Keep coming, that's the spirit
Thought you caught me, I dissappear kid
What?!!! Where'd he go?
I'm over stealing blue cause that's how I roll
Fed Kassadin out of control
Charge off your spells let the force pulse blow
Hop walls like Jackie Chan
I got passive mana vamp
I'm like a living prostate exam
Blade in your Nethers, guess you shoulda ran
Jump in, AOE slow
Full combo and it's time to go
I just stopped by to let you know
that I control the rift like a puppet show
So quick leave you in a daze
Like Jimi Hendrix just a purple haze
Manmode and I'm making plays
I blow your minds, leave you all amazed

Badministrator - Better Nerf Irelia (Irelia Tribute)

Badministrator 2012-03-18 | Download Page: http://badmin.trinityforcepodcast.com

RyanKavanagh1996 commented "Badministrator OP, better nerf Irelia" on my Nasus/Renekton video about a week ago and I thought it would be funny if I promised to do an Irelia song if they nerfed her. I hardly see her in game so I didn't think it would happen anytime soon. Here we are a week later and lo and behold Riot releases a patch preview where two of Irelia's abilities are nerfed. I am a man of my word, here's your song kids.

Beat: Unstoppable - Ill Bill / Necro

Lyrics:
Try as hard as you like you can't stop me
Top of the top lane champs you can't top me
I crush everyone just ask Wickd
Pain train conductor punching everyone's tickets
And I'm blessed, my skillset is the best
bladesurge so I never miss a CS
Captain of the guard, represent Ionia
Lane domination spend the whole game zoning ya
I reign supreme, take on your whole team
Go with everything, use me anytime like the guile theme
It's not a dream it's a stark reality
Never lose so playing out the game is a formality
"Balance in all things" except for me it seems
Immune to losses like a feeder vaccine
My haters bitch on the forums it's a disgrace
Maybe if they're lucky they can beat me in the codebase

Will of the blades and I run this battlefield
Win every trade when you see me your fate is sealed
I hope you're listening to what I'm telling ya
You lost another game, better nerf Irelia
They're hitting Hiten style, nerfing my ult CD
It won't matter at all, there's no stopping me
It's like you're not hearing anything I'm telling ya
You're still going to lose go ahead and nerf Irelia

I learned my skills from the great Master Lito
You fight like you learned yours from Danny DeVito
Like a mosquito, you're kind of a pest
about to be crushed by the best, no contest
Blades Trancedent, direct descendant of
ass kicking sword fighting killers unrepentant
I'm so consistant, you'll never see me throw
Rely too much on your weapons "Try letting go!"
I paint the field with your blood like modern art
Harder to read than the bottom of an eye chart
I'm so fast that it's easy to box you in
I'll let you go if you can tell me where to find some Noxians
I want to give them tips, make sure they get my point
Stab, slice and cut'em apart at the joints
I show no mercy, you all better recognize
My only goal in life is a Noxian genocide

Will of the blades and I run this battlefield
Win every trade when you see me your fate is sealed
I hope you're listening to what I'm telling ya
You lost another game, better nerf Irelia
They're hitting Hiten style, nerfing my ult CD
It won't matter at all, there's no stopping me
It's like you're not hearing anything I'm telling ya
You're still going to lose go ahead and nerf Irelia