What Is The Dark Room? Robbotron 2022-03-17 | My live-action videogame comedy show is back on tour through the UK!LIVE SHOW DATES BELOW: Winner: Chortle Award 2020“NOT TO BE MISSED” - The Guardian★★★★★ “Strides onstage giving precisely zero f*cks” - The Skinny★★★★ “a splendid comedy beast” - The Scotsmantwitch.tv/robbotronTOUR DATES: 24/07/2022: The Frog & Bucket, Manchester frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/shows/873565731/events/12835697505-29/08/2022: EDINBURGH FRINGE @ Gilded Balloon Teviot - tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/john-robertson-the-dark-room05-29/08/2022: EDINBURGH FRINGE – THE DARK ROOM FOR KIDS @ Gilded Balloon Teviot tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/dark-room-for-kids27/08/2022: INSOMNIA GAMING FESTIVAL, BIRMINGHAM NEC insomniagamingfestival.com/the-dark-room3/09/2022: PIXEL EXPO - PERTH, AUSTRALIA https://www.pixelexpo.org.au/
THE DARK ROOM is GOING TO PERTH! Robbotron 2023-01-10 | After 10 years touring the UK and beyond, I'm taking the award-winning, Edinburgh Fringe-killing live-action videogame stand-up show The Dark Room back to my home town of Perth, Western Australia for Fringe World! Come play! YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE! "Not To Be Missed" (Guardian)Feb 3rd - 19th at The Pleasure Garden, Russell SquareTHE DARK ROOM: https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/john-robertson-the-dark-room-fw2023THE DARK ROOM FOR KIDS: https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/the-dark-room-for-kids-fw2023Need more details? Here you go! Welcome to the high-energy, interactive live-action videogame that is The Dark Room! It’s strange, insane and addictive. It’s a comedy night and retro gaming fused into a deranged, anarchic improv game show. It’s a choose-your-own-adventure, so choose it!How do you play? The audience is trapped in a retro text adventure game with a sadistic end-of-level boss. Members of the crowd pick options off the screen and try to survive a world of traps and puzzles hosted by improv comedy overlord Mr John Robertson. Escape and win £1000! Fail and YA DIE and get a prize that is, let’s be fair, utter crap. "NOT TO BE MISSED!” The Guardian Now, will you:A) Find the Light SwitchB) Go North?C) Abandon Hope? "One of the most innovative and original comedy shows around” Manchester Evening News"Watching people tackle the challenge and fail is one of the funniest sights around. Don’t miss it” The Daily Telegraph, Sydney
The Dark Room goes to PERTH, WA 2023 #fringeworld Robbotron 2023-01-07 | PERTH, WESTERN AUSTRALIA! Feb 3rd - 19th, THE DARK ROOM hits Fringe World Festival! After a decade of touring, hundreds of online shows, raising over $250,000 for charities and flying the geek gamer comedy flag high, I'm bringing my high-octane game show HOME!This new build of The Dark Room is colossal, the show's the best it's ever been, with new options, traps, features, characters, plot and me at the helm more deranged than possibly ever. BOOK HERE: https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on/john-robertson-the-dark-room-fw2023And if you could leave a react on their site, I'd be so gratefulCan't wait to see you all!
The Dark Room 50 Hour Charity Marathon Dec 2nd - 4th! Robbotron 2022-11-25 | 8pm GMT Dec 2nd - 10pm GMT Dec 4th - it's THE DARK ROOM50 HOUR CHARITY MARATHON STREAM on twitch.tv/robbotron! This year raising funds for Samaritans and The Trussell Trust!Watch LIVE at twitch.tv/robbotron - special guest streamers, comics + musicians incl. Robin Ince, Mark Watson, ExcessiveProfanity, Knightenator, RageDarling, JoshStrifeHayes, CardboardCowboy and so very, very many more- ridiculous rewards + prizes- break me for charity!Donation links go live Dec 2nd
The Dark Room is coming to #i69! Robbotron 2022-07-21 | HELLO, DARRENS! The Dark Room hits Insomnia Gaming Festival 27th August 2022 for an anarchic 2 hour gaming geekery spectacular! Come play the world's only live-action text adventure! Win terrible prizes! Watch a comedian in leather rip apart modern, retro, tabletop and indie gaming! Feat. beans, new traps and new games - even this video has jokes that weren't in the one we tweeted!GRAB YOUR TICKETS! : insomniagamingfestival.com/the-dark-roomWeekend or BYOC Ticket Holder? Check your inbox for an exclusive discount codeIt's going to be wild - I'll have just spent three weeks at the Edinburgh Fringe doing the show twice a day: tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/events?s=the+dark+room&event_type=so prepare for The Dark Room at its most hyperactive, with its tech at its most brokenYA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE! "NOT TO BE MISSED" - Guardian"★★★★★ You must see The Dark Room at least once in your life" Scottish Sun "A cult hit" - Kotaku★★★★ - Den Of Geek
The Dark Room @ Gilded Balloon #edfringe #edfringe2022 Robbotron 2022-07-15 | The world's only live-action videogame is returning for its 9th Edinburgh Fringe! Total sell-out 2019! “NOT TO BE MISSED” - The Guardian★★★★★ “Strides onstage giving precisely zero f*cks” - The Skinny★★★★ “a splendid comedy beast” - The ScotsmanGrab your tickets : 10pm show - tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:38965:30pm show (family-friendly) tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3894Music by DJ Level Up Leroy
FINAL VENDETTA Robbotron 2022-06-29 | Tonight on Twitch Channel Robbotron (twitch.tv/robbotron)I played FINAL VENDETTA by Bitmap Bureau and Numskull GamesThought it was fab - a balls-to-the-wall hard beat 'em up with a fantastic soundtrack and no retro franchise to bank on Also... set in Britain! Behold... Streets of Rain.
John Robertson @ Brighton Komedia 2022 (Night 2) Robbotron 2022-05-04 | Closing set without a bit of the old getting my shirt off
John Robertson @ Brighton Komedia 2022 (Night 1) Robbotron 2022-05-04 | Closing set ending with a bit of the old getting my shirt off
The Dark Room LIVE from Insomnia 68 2022 #i68 Robbotron 2022-04-24 | Originally broadcast live on Twitch - www.twitch.tv/robbotronCome watch some gaming stand-up comedy! The colossal The Dark Room show from the first Insomnia Gaming Festival since 2019. Then come see me live! www.thejohnrobertson.com/livedatesEnjoy, Darrens!
23rd April - PEPSI MAX HOT TUB CHARITY STREAM! Robbotron 2022-04-20 | (Correct date this time!) This Saturday 23RD OF APRIL!**THE PEPSI MAX HOT TUB CHARITY STREAM**raising funds for Mermaids UK www.mermaidsuk.org.ukDonate: tiltify.com/@robbotron/pepsi-max-hot-tub-stream-for-mermaidsWatch: http://twitch.tv/robbotron7pm BST / 2pm EDT / 2am AWSTA silly idea for a damn good cause
THE DARK ROOM: BOSS LEVEL at #i68! 2022 Robbotron 2022-04-07 | SATURDAY 16th APRIL: YOU AWAKE TO FIND YOURSELF IN A DARK ROOM at Insomnia Gaming Festival, NEC Birmingham!Tickets: insomniagamingfestival.com/the-dark-roomIt's one of the largest, maddest shows of the year as a grown man who's been in virtual isolation for two years screams at an army of gamersCome play the world's only live-action text adventure comedy show!And follow me at twitch.tv/robbotron “NOT TO BE MISSED” - The Guardian★★★★★ “Strides onstage giving precisely zero f*cks” - The Skinny★★★★ “a splendid comedy beast” - The Scotsman★★★★ “this is astute, amoral comedy for the morbidly-inclined” - The Age★★★★ “a triumph” - Herald Sun
Boardgame Ad, But Is Sad Robbotron 2022-03-24 | Over on twitch.tv/robbotron, I took an old boardgame ad, put some sad music under it, and then added narration
The Dark Room - 50 Hour Charity Marathon! 28th - 30th May Robbotron 2021-05-20 | After the 48 hour marathon raised £25,000 for charity last year, THE DARK ROOM returns to twitch.tv/robbotron to raise funds for Refuge, Centrepoint and NHS! Come join a ludicrous comedy endurance show and play the world's only live-action text adventure! And give money to people who save lives! Starts May 28th 8pm BST (12pm PT, 3pm EDT, 3am AWST, 6am AEST)Until May 30th 10pm BST(2pm PT, 5pm EDT, 5am AWST, 8am AEST)DONATE HERE:Refuge - domestic violence charity - tiltify.com/@robbotron/thedarkroomrefugeCentrepoint - youth homelessness - tiltify.com/@robbotron/thedarkroomcentrepointNHS - you'll need them - justgiving.com/fundraising/thedarkroomnhs2021
#dialaroast 48 The Dark Room does The Jokers One Bad Day from The Killing Joke Robbotron 2020-03-28 | Not a roast, but a request! Get a roast, a quote, a song, whatever you'd like here: ko-fi.com/robbotron
#dialaroast - Arix2 Robbotron 2020-03-28 | In which my boy Jake Williams discovers money can't buy you happiness, by buying my comedy. x Get your own #dialaroast at ko-fi.com/robbotron
Kiandymundy Is A PeePeePooPooHead #dialaroast Robbotron 2020-03-20 | Got the request to roast animator Kiandymundy. So I did. Get your own roast! #dialaroast ko-fi.com/robbotron
I got paid to roast the Coronavirus. Welcome to the dullest apocalypse.#dialaroast Robbotron 2020-03-18 | COVID-19 has killed all live comedy work in the U.K for the next two months, so now I roast people, concepts and things for money! Send £3 on www.ko-fi.com/robbotron and give me a name/concept/celebrity/country/whatever - and I'll roast it. This one went a bit long.
46 Star Trek Puns Robbotron 2020-02-10 | I fell and Brent my spiner. Now I'm doing Patrick stew art. (I'm fine, enjoy this, it's silly.)
Accidental Sword Guy Robbotron 2019-09-10 | Yesterday, I was feeling like crap. Then I found a sweet free table! Then I remembered what I have in the house... and how I look... Weeaboo scum...
Happy Little Folk Tune! Robbotron 2019-09-08 | Don't feel sad, be glad! Not mad! With this happy little folk tune while I'm rocking that ukulele like it's 2007 YouTube all over again. All live shows: www.thejohnrobertson.com
The Little Town of Marrowville - Audiobook preview! Robbotron 2019-07-13 | Howdy, folks! Somehow or another, I've written a comedy fantasy novel - for children! It's called The Little Town of Marrowville! It's hysterical! It's hilarious! It's hyperviolent! It's About Important Things! It's from Puffin - and I couldn't be prouder! Comes out in paperback, ebook and audiobook:August 1st - United Kingdom - order here: amzn.to/2VyGiMUAugust 6th - Australia - order here: amzn.to/30G68BtAugust 1st - USA (ebook/Kindle only) - bit.ly/2xGeYm3
NSFW: John Robertson - Improv (The Stand, Newcastle, 2018) Robbotron 2019-06-30 | A fine night's chaos in Newcastle, 2018. Get on the live gig mailing list at www.thejohnrobertson.com! Twitter: @Robbotron Facebook: johnrobertsoncomedy
Sweaty Sexy Party Party - Sadomasochism Blues (TURN SUBTITLES ON!) Robbotron 2019-03-19 | Sweaty, Sexy Party Party goes to Glasgow Stand March 25th 2019! Get tickets here! We joke! We play blues! We improvise! We hit people! seetickets.com/event/john-robertson-s-sweaty-sexy-party-party-/the-stand-comedy-club/1288252
What Are Feelings? Robbotron 2019-03-14 | Live improv from John Robertson's "Friday Night Riot" at 2Northdown London! ALL my live shows at thejohnrobertson.com/livedatesWe've got shows in London, Glasgow, Sheffield, Manchester, Birmingham... everywhereeeeeeeee
The Dark Room: BOSS LEVEL | Insomnia Gaming Festival (2019) Robbotron 2019-02-18 | ► TICKETS: insomniagamingfestival.com/the-dark-room► APRIL 21ST 2019 - £5 WITH INSOMNIA TICKETS (£10 without)#TheDarkRoom #i64 #Insomnia64
John Robertson | The Men With The Towels Robbotron 2018-11-08 | Visit thejohnrobertson.com/for tour dates and merch. Twitter: @robbotronIG: mr_dark_room
The Dark Room is Savage Robbotron 2018-10-04 | Twitch Streamer Daviion discovers The Dark Room's thoughts on human stupidity. Download now - help make your species smarter! www.thedarkroomgame.com
The Dark Room vs NEW Red Dead Redemption II Trailer Robbotron 2018-10-01 | HORSE BALLS. Their game looks brilliant and will be. Buy mine instead: www.thedarkroomgame.com
The Dark Room VS Bible Adventures Robbotron 2018-09-29 | The Dark Room roasts 1995's "Bible Adventures" for the Mega Drive. You can see why Doom needed shotgun to get religion into videogames.-------BUY STUFF:The Dark Room Level One is on Steam Early Access! New content being added regularly! Come and die for fun! store.steampowered.com/app/918530/The_Dark_Room
The Dark Room: Drinking Game Robbotron 2018-09-26 | In honour of the success of The Darrening, pals and I drank!Buy The Dark Room on Steam Early Access! bit.ly/2MNfeojSubscribe to Octav1us here! bit.ly/2H3LUZOThe Dark Room advocates responsible drinking! Don't drink like this and try to operate a vehicle or family! Music - Opening track of Libble Rabble, arcade edition
The Dark Room: Out NOW on Steam Early Access! Robbotron 2018-09-20 | Retro gaming! Puzzles! Violence! Profanity! Mystery! Such is The Dark Room. Get it now on Steam Early Access! BUY HERE: bit.ly/2MNfeojYour money helps fund the expansion and completion of the game! Every person who buys Level One gets the complete game as it's made! Level One has 60 minutes of specially mo-capped dialogue and performance, while levels 2, 3 and Darkest give you even more, and will bring you the true story of Darren. WEBSITE: thedarkroomegame.com CREATOR: thejohnrobertson.com STUDIO: stirfire.net YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE!
The Dark Room - Live Game Announcement REACTION (Insomnia 63 #i63) Robbotron 2018-09-12 | The live response when we announced the Steam Early Access date for the game at Insomnia 63! SEPTEMBER 20th, folks! WISHLIST IT: store.steampowered.com/app/918530/The_Dark_Room(no, light levels aren't great - but what do you expect? We're in a dark room. x)
The Dark Room - Steam Early Access Sept 20th! (extended cut) Robbotron 2018-09-11 | The gaming comedy show that destroys games is now an actual game! YA BUY YA BUY YA BUY thedarkroomgame.comSteam link: store.steampowered.com/app/918530/The_Dark_Room
The Dark Room Game - Out on Steam Early Access September 20th! Robbotron 2018-09-11 | YA BUY YA BUY YA BUY20th September 2018. Early Access Death! Steam page: store.steampowered.com/app/918530/The_Dark_Room
The Dark Room (For Kids!) #EdFringe 2022 Robbotron 2018-07-31 | HELLO, PARENTS AND SMALLER HUMANSTHIS IS WHAT THE DARK ROOM FOR KIDS IS! TICKETS HERE: tickets.gildedballoon.co.uk/event/14:3894#edfringe2022 #edfringekidsshows #edfringe
The Dark Room LIVE @ Sci-Fi Weekender 9, 2018 Robbotron 2018-07-30 | Unedited clip of The Dark Room show at the 2018 Sci-Fi Weekender. Go Darrens! (Cuts off before Democracy Round. Soz.) SHOW STARTS ABOUT 3:30 www.thejohnrobertson.com
The Dark Room vs MegaMan X Robbotron 2018-07-27 | The Dark Room does battle with the blue gaming mascot who isn't Sonic. The Dark Room live show dates: 27/07/18 - Soho Theatre, London28/07/18 - London Film & Comic-Con, 2pm 29/07/18 - London Film & Comic-Con, 2pm 02/08/18 - 25/07/18 - Edinburgh Fringe 26/07/18 - INSOMNIA GAMING FESTIVAL All tickets at: www.thejohnrobertson.com
The Dark Room vs Street Fighter II Robbotron 2018-07-27 | In which The Dark Room does battle with some world Darrens. Live shows: www.thejohnrobertson.comThis weekend (27/07/18)Friday night: Soho Theatre, London Saturday + Sunday 2pm: London Film & Comic-ConAll August:The Dark Room @ Edinburgh Fringe - www.edfringe.com Type "The Dark Room" and/ or "John Robertson" and see what you find, got a stand-up show up there as well.
John Robertson - The Day I Was In The Crowd Robbotron 2016-06-15 | Headlining at Hampstead Comedy Club, London - I find myself sitting in the front row. You don't realise how many women have longed bleached hair until you also have long bleached hair. Also, I had no idea I'd changed gender. I looked great, though.
John Robertson: The Brain Fart That Wafted Robbotron 2016-04-24 | Went to Mama Liz's, Stamford, UK. Went nuts.
Top 5 Penises In Pro Wrestling **REUPLOAD** Robbotron 2016-04-05 | I've been a wrestling fan my whole life - and thanks to their social media, vindictive ex-partners, conniving former best friends and a couple of memoirs, I've seen more from wrestlers than I ever expected... and now you can, too. (NO NUDITY - THANK ME LATER.)*Wasn't happy with the first edit. Life advice: don't send business e-mails at 2am, don't eat cheese before bed, and don't click "upload" before you're done. John RobertsonJohn Robertson comedyJohn Robertson stand-upJohn Robertson stand upJohn Robertson YouTube@RobbotronRobbotronThumbnail photo by Chris Schmidt Photography
Dark Room Level 3 **ERROR** Robbotron 2016-03-31 | I'm on tour in Germany and my laptop no work so good, Darren! Dark Room Level 3 will appear Saturday.
John Robertson Spits On Mike Tyson + Steve Jobs Robbotron 2016-03-22 | 05/03/16 @ Camden Comedy Club, London Bit of impro with some celebrity special guests. www.thejohnrobertson.com@RobbotronJohn Robertson comedyJohn Robertson comedianJohn Robertson stand-upJohn Robertson stand-up comedyJohn Robertson impro
**2016 VERSION** John Robertsons The Dark Room Robbotron 2016-03-16 | 14/04/16: LEVEL 5 IS NOW LIVE! GET THERE AND HANG OUT WITH THE OTHER DARRENS IN THE COMMENTS! BUY TICKETS TO SEE THE SHOW LIVE! www.thejohnrobertson.com*** INSOMNIA SCOTLAND: APRIL 30th AT EICC! eventbrite.co.uk/myevent?eid=24463738701*** BRIGHTON, UK 13/05 brightonfringe.org/box-office/shows/view/john-robertsons-dark-room*** LONDON, UK 28/05 http://www.udderbelly.co.uk/whats-on/the-dark-room4 years after I got 4 million hits, I'm bringing Dark Room back online as a subscriber game! Climb in! And wherever you are, come see the show live, when it's in your area!March 25th - Insomnia Gaming Festival, Birmingham NEChttps://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/insomn...May 13th - Brighton Fringe Festivalhttps://www.brightonfringe.org/box-of...May 28th - Udderbelly at London's Southbank Centre http://www.udderbelly.co.uk/whats-on/...How It Works Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpAiW...SUBSCRIBE to ThatsMrRobertsonFOLLOW me on Twitter @RobbotronFACEBOOK at facebook.com/johnrobertsoncomedyJohn Robertson comedianJohn Robertson stand upJohn Robertson the dark roomJohn Robertson comedy
