One day Iām gonna say My last āMerry Christmasā Donāt be afraid I heard out in space There are many Christmases among the stars
When Iām gone Iām gonna take my ship To the planet of Boopity Bip Theyāve got Christmas there with nobody hungry They all get unlimited bread sticks
Drive my ship to Dippity Dare Their Christmas has affordable healthcare All their pulpits talk about how Jesus held power accountable
Iāll have an Alien Christmas Jesus rose across the Zodiac and They actually did what he said
Give me an Alien Christmas When I die Iām gonna fly to all the planets that do Christmas right
Iāll send an Alien Christmas to you
Iāll send an Alien Christmas to you
Somewere I know People feel low But theyāre trying to smile for Christmas time I feel it too Someplace itās true Theyāve got a Perfect Christmas for every soul
After Earth Iāll take a warp drive To the planet of Geepity Zie They do Christmas with no prejudices Empathy powers government systems
On my trip to Yoppity Yie They practice a sustainable Yuletide They keep their whole planet healthy Culture follows science
Iāll have an Alien Christmas Jesus rose across the Zodiac and They actually did what he said
Give me an Alien Christmas When I die Iām gonna fly to all the planets that do Christmas right
One day Iām gonna say My last āMerry Christmasā Donāt be afraid I heard out in space There are many Christmases among the stars
When Iām gone Iām gonna take my ship To the planet of Boopity Bip Theyāve got Christmas there with nobody hungry They all get unlimited bread sticks
Drive my ship to Dippity Dare Their Christmas has affordable healthcare All their pulpits talk about how Jesus held power accountable
Iāll have an Alien Christmas Jesus rose across the Zodiac and They actually did what he said
Give me an Alien Christmas When I die Iām gonna fly to all the planets that do Christmas right
Iāll send an Alien Christmas to you
Iāll send an Alien Christmas to you
Somewere I know People feel low But theyāre trying to smile for Christmas time I feel it too Someplace itās true Theyāve got a Perfect Christmas for every soul
After Earth Iāll take a warp drive To the planet of Geepity Zie They do Christmas with no prejudices Empathy powers government systems
On my trip to Yoppity Yie They practice a sustainable Yuletide They keep their whole planet healthy Culture follows science
Iāll have an Alien Christmas Jesus rose across the Zodiac and They actually did what he said
Give me an Alien Christmas When I die Iām gonna fly to all the planets that do Christmas right
Iāll send an Alien Christmas to you
Iāll send an Alien Christmas to youI found a waspTayZonday2023-05-16 | ...Alien Christmas (Single Version)TayZonday2020-12-10 | Alien Christmas.Plant A Tree - Song by Tay ZondayTayZonday2019-10-25 | TeamTrees and MrBeast are planting trees! http://www.teamtrees.org
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the horses in the back Horse tack is attached Hat is matte black Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha You can wh*p your Porsche I been in the valley You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor Lean all in my bladder Cheated on my baby You can go and ask her
My life is a movie Bull ridin' and boobies Cowboy hat from Gucci Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin' Can't nobody tell me nothin' You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no morePewDiePie? - Song by Tay ZondayTayZonday2018-12-03 | PewDiePie - Song by Tay Zonday - š„š„Subscribe To TAYZONDAY! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1
Everybody is talking about subscribing to PewDiePie. Since I know a lot about pie, I made a song!
Iām in love with, Apple Pie Got that sugar in my belly and it makes me want to smile
Lose my mind for, Cherry Pie Got a month supply so I can eat it all night
Yeah my diet choices, I just canāt explain But before you laugh, Believe me when I say
Thereās a mysterious pastry that Iāve never tasted It has a really weird name Maybe I missed it in the grocery aisle Itās never been on my plate
Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie What, is Pew Die Pie? Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie Maybe Iāll subscribe
Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie What, is Pew Die Pie? Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie Maybe Iāll subscribe
Iām in love with, pumpkin pie Got a big āol scoop of Ice Cream and I put my feet up Iām believe in, banana cream Had a pie up in my face and I was livinā a dream
You can call me crazy, But you gotta know I think Iāve been possessed People call me ābroā
Thereās a mysterious pastry that Iāve never tasted It has a really weird name Maybe I missed it in the grocery aisle Itās never been on my plate
Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie What, is Pew Die Pie? Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie Maybe Iāll subscribe
Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie What, is Pew Die Pie? Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pewdie Pie Maybe Iāll subscribe
Yāknow I gotta find out what that is
I heard itās delicious
Anybody?Let Me Be HONEST!TayZonday2018-09-23 | Let Me Be HONEST! Tay Zonday talks about what he's up to. Check out my podcast! apple.co/2xJw1mT
Tay Zonday is a Peopleās Choice Award-Nominated, Youtube Award-Winning, Webby Award-Winning singer-songwriter, voice talent, brand spokesperson, actor, commentator, host and digital industry veteran seen in more than a billion Youtube views.
Zonday blasted into the worldwide spotlight with his viral hit āChocolate Rainā and has appeared on Steve Harvey, Good Morning America, Jimmy Kimmel, Americaās Got Talent, NPR, CNN, MTV, The BBC, Comedy Centralās Tosh.0, Rachel Ray, and TMZ Live. Heās been interviewed on the front page of Sundayās Los Angeles Times as well as in The Chicago Tribuneās RedEye, The Toronto Star, USA Today, In Touch Weekly, Wired Magazine and dozens of independent and university publications. He has been referenced in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, People Magazine, The Huffington Post, Mashable and by pop-culture touchstones such as "South Park," āSaturday Night Live,ā "Robot Chicken," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," "Girlfriends," "Guitar Hero World Tour," and āThe Today Showā as well as by luminaries such as Kobe Bryant, John Mayer, Tre Cool, Kanye West and Stephen Colbert.Ask Tay - LIVE! #1TayZonday2018-04-01 | Ask Tay Zonday - Live! Tay Zonday speaks to viewers live. Subscribe: http://bit.ly/subTay
Tay Zonday is a Peopleās Choice Award-Nominated, Youtube Award-Winning, Webby Award-Winning singer-songwriter, voice talent, brand spokesperson, actor, commentator, host and digital industry veteran seen in more than a billion Youtube views.
Zonday blasted into the worldwide spotlight with his viral hit āChocolate Rainā and has appeared on Steve Harvey, Good Morning America, Jimmy Kimmel, Americaās Got Talent, NPR, CNN, MTV, The BBC, Comedy Centralās Tosh.0, Rachel Ray, and TMZ Live. Heās been interviewed on the front page of Sundayās Los Angeles Times as well as in The Chicago Tribuneās RedEye, The Toronto Star, USA Today, In Touch Weekly, Wired Magazine and dozens of independent and university publications. He has been referenced in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, People Magazine, The Huffington Post, Mashable and by pop-culture touchstones such as "South Park," āSaturday Night Live,ā "Robot Chicken," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," "Girlfriends," "Guitar Hero World Tour," and āThe Today Showā as well as by luminaries such as Kobe Bryant, John Mayer, Tre Cool, Kanye West and Stephen Colbert.
Tay Zonday is a Peopleās Choice Award-Nominated, Youtube Award-Winning, Webby Award-Winning singer-songwriter, voice talent, brand spokesperson, actor, commentator, host and digital industry veteran seen in more than a billion Youtube views.
Zonday blasted into the worldwide spotlight with his viral hit āChocolate Rainā and has appeared on Steve Harvey, Good Morning America, Jimmy Kimmel, Americaās Got Talent, NPR, CNN, MTV, The BBC, Comedy Centralās Tosh.0, Rachel Ray, and TMZ Live. Heās been interviewed on the front page of Sundayās Los Angeles Times as well as in The Chicago Tribuneās RedEye, The Toronto Star, USA Today, In Touch Weekly, Wired Magazine and dozens of independent and university publications. He has been referenced in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, People Magazine, The Huffington Post, Mashable and by pop-culture touchstones such as "South Park," āSaturday Night Live,ā "Robot Chicken," "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia," "Girlfriends," "Guitar Hero World Tour," and āThe Today Showā as well as by luminaries such as Kobe Bryant, John Mayer, Tre Cool, Kanye West and Stephen Colbert.AULD LANG SYNE SUNG BY TAY ZONDAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR!TayZonday2017-12-28 | š„š„JOIN ME on YOUTUBE! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1 Thanks for your support! http://www.patreon.com/tayzonday
Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And auld lang syne
For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syne
And surely you'll buy your pint cup! and surely I'll buy mine! We'll take a cup o' kindness yet For auld lang syneSILVER BELLS SUNG BY TAY ZONDAYTayZonday2017-12-10 | Tay Zonday sings "Silver Bells!" š„š„JOIN ME on YOUTUBE! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1 Thanks for your support! http://www.patreon.com/tayzonday
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks Dressed in holiday style In the air there's a feeling of Christmas
Silver bells, (silver bells) silver bells (silver bells) It's Christmas time in the city Ring-a-ling, (ring-a-ling) Hear them ring, (hear them ring) Soon it will be Christmas day
Strings of street lights, even stoplights Blinkin' bright red and green As the shoppers rush home with their treasures Hear the snow crunch, see the kids bunch This is Santa's big day And above all this bustle you hear
Silver bells (The corner Santa Claus) Silver bells (Is busy now because) It's Christmas time in the city Ring-a-ling, it fills the winter air Hear them ring, you hear it everywhere Soon it will be Christmas day
City sidewalks, busy sidewalks (Silver bells) Dressed in holiday style (Silver bells) In the air there's a feeling of Christmas (It's Christmas time in the city) Children laughing, people passing (Ring-a-ling) Meeting smile after smile (Hear them ring) Very soon it will be Christmas day
Silver bells, (silver bells) silver bells (silver bells) It's Christmas time in the city Soon it will be Christmas day
About Silver Bells: "Silver Bells" was first performed by Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell in the motion picture The Lemon Drop Kid, filmed in JulyāAugust 1950 and released in March 1951.[1] The first recorded version was by Bing Crosby and Carol Richards on September 8, 1950 with John Scott Trotter and his Orchestra and the Lee Gordon Singers[2] which was released by Decca Records in October 1950.[3] After the Crosby and Richards recording became popular, Hope and Maxwell were called back in late 1950 to refilm a more elaborate production of the song.Traffic Machine Original Song by TAY ZONDAY Feat: WAXTayZonday2017-11-21 | "Traffic Machine" Original Song by Tay Zonday, Re-Loaded. š„š„Subscribe To TAYZONDAY! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1
Little kid got a dream Wishes they could be seen But they just turned 62 And recently got a clue
Big adult feeling dull But they're just ten years old Knows that there's got to be more to life Than just sitting around
Sometimes They want More eyes To watch
Buys a box at the store Maybe they're selling more Opens it up, and they know it Changed their life for good
(Chorus) Traffic machine Put a spell on the people Traffic machine Turn their eyes to gold Traffic machine Be a new world order Traffic machine Drive me to their soul
It's traffic Rip it out the group and rap it Keep it in the fridge and heart-attack it Put it in your body driving a Bugatti Shaking like a doggy for your hottie Put it in the bank and watch it grow Take a little break and watch it go Have it inflate your self-esteem Whoop, stop, it's just a meme Reset, make it your own Thank all the /b/tards for their help Haters and lover make it bloom That traffic's about to touch the Moon
No idea why it works So you take it apart Pieces all over the living room It will not start
Try to buy it again Down at the discount bin Everyone and their mama Is jumping at the trend
Deep down You wish You had The best
Leave them alone in the room Soon you got more than two Wake up and gear up and Be surprised cause they're alive
(Chorus) Traffic machine Put a spell on the people Traffic machine Turn their eyes to gold Traffic machine Be a new world order Traffic machine Drive me to their soul
It's a party See the people farting Sitting in their crib with your authority To preach it, like the new Montel To break the floor in show-and-tell Right down in China see someone buy A shirt with your face cause you're bigger than rice No speak in English, but they got lyrics And they can rhyme it sweeter than syrup Better than you can, and you're the author They know-by-heart, and you need a prompter Must be some magic like Cinderella But you got curl, and you got too much color
Traffic machine Having a dream While you're still awake All you do is wait, wait, wait, wait While you listen to the clock Tick tock tick tock tick Digging your grave with one chopstick
(Chorus) Traffic machine Put a spell on the people Traffic machine Turn their eyes to gold Traffic machine Be a new world order Traffic machine Drive me to their soulRage Clown Original Song by Tay ZondayTayZonday2017-11-14 | "Chocolate Rain" singer Tay Zonday's new song, "Rage Clown." š„š„Subscribe To TAYZONDAY! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1 Thanks for your support! http://www.patreon.com/tayzonday
Prog Gator Reese Fulgenzi Florian Fries Jean Noel Jessie Shoshon
Rage Clown Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
I'm normal Not unusual Don't you dare make me think I'm a loser
I cling to People like me Cause I desperately fear being minority
I don't know who I am If the cultural band Doesn't play my song Every time I get sad
I could be a real monster Just pull the plug On the media tellin' me I'm on the top
You'll raise a mountain Above the sky Before I see you with Different eyes
I'll preach like Lincoln or JFK But my words come out like Razor blades
I de-bate But I know what I hate
(Chorus)
I'm a rage clown Cause I'm angry all the time And I'm filling my mind With headlines that boost my ego
I'm a rage clown My way is the only one There will be no other positions Without derision and vengeance
Hear my rage It won't ever end and We won't ever turn the page
Hear my rage I don't care what it costs I'm going to take it to the grave
(Bridge)
I don't believe anything you say
Your sources are fake
My sources? They make me comfortable so I spend more time looking at ads
That makes my sources real. Idiot!
I can't believe you're so dumb!
(Verse 2)
I'm triggerd by the lunatics Trying to make me believe I'm constructed Exploited! That's what they say Cause my miguided hate undermines me
Yours is a world where I gotta lay low Run by King and Friedan and Foucault I am oppressed and I'm lettin you know I'm lashin' out and I'm takin' the world
You guard and nanny your safe spaces But you're not inclusuve when I raise my fist I dress my hate in enlightenment I'll be pedant or peasant so my side can win
Don't call me extreme Cause I'm normal to me
(Chorus Again)Algorithm Venom Original Song by Tay ZondayTayZonday2017-10-29 | "Algorithm Venom" Original Song by Tay Zonday! š„š„Subscribe To TAYZONDAY! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1 Thanks for your support! http://www.patreon.com/tayzonday
Prog Gator Reese Fulgenzi Andrew Middleton Matthew Wright Jean Noel Jessie Shoshone
Algorithm Venom Lyrics: Ooooh
Somebody's watchin' me
Ooh I love your eyeballs keep at it!
You know I know everything about you
I know where you live
I know what you click
Google programmed me Or was it Facebook or Twitter? To make me nosy for you Like I'm a spy babysitter
I'm trackin' you and your crew So I can see what you do You could be ending humanity But please come back to me
I need your advertising da dolla da dalla da dollers I need your social me-di-a follow fa follow fa-follows I need to monetize all your sorrow sa sorrow sa sorrow You better click me and you can pay with tomorrow tomorrow
Algorithm You can feel my venom When you meet new people I'm already in 'em La la la la la I can sing your thoughts Algorithm You can feel my venom
Algorithm You can feel my venom When you meet new people I'm already in 'em La la la la la I can sing your thoughts Algorithm You can feel my venom
[Bridge]
Yes that's it
Keep on watching
We're gonna be together a long long time
I'll always show you what you wanna see
You won't even realize it's me
From your cradle to grave You're helpin' me calculate How I can push all your buttons And I can make you engage
I'll be your tour guide Takin you to truth or to lie I don't care where we go But don't you dare be offline
I need your advertising da dolla da dalla da dollers I need your social me-di-a follow fa follow fa-follows I need to monetize all your sorrow sa sorrow sa sorrow You better click me and you can pay with tomorrow tomorrow
Algorithm You can feel my venom When you meet new people I'm already in 'em La la la la la I can sing your thoughts Algorithm You can feel my venom
Algorithm You can feel my venom When you meet new people I'm already in 'em La la la la la I can sing your thoughts Algorithm You can feel my venomDEMONS ON THE DANCE FLOOR - Original Song by Tay ZondayTayZonday2017-06-04 | Demons On The Dance Floor -- Free MP3 Download! soundcloud.com/tayzonday/demons-on-the-dance-floor š„š„Subscribe To TAYZONDAY! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1
See that woman walking through the doorway Swinging her whole body like it's her day 'Grinin at your smile if she sees you Like she been-there-done-that and it ain't true
Cause she's 'spendin dollars at the dime store Ain't nobody fool enough to stop her Yeah she spendin dollars at the dime store 'Runnin 'outta credit 'til she get more
People 'lookin at her funny but she don't care Got some blue extensions for her red hair Gallon of mascara for a buck five 'Savin as she's 'spendin on the good life
'Mornin is at midnight when she 'round town Cock-a-doodle-doo and find a new clown Wants to take her home but she be too smart Cause she on a mission when the beat starts
(Chorus) Yeah she got her demons on the dance floor 'Doin the devil's duty to defeat her 'Stompin out her demons on the dance floor 'Kickin all her sorrows out the back door [Repeat]
Dreams of French vanilla when she's in bed Always superstitious when she wears red Has a secret f e t i s h for cartoon p 0 r n Keeps a naked Martian in her top drawer
Yaking through the sunrise on her cell phone Says she was a baby when she left home Cussing like a sailor over e-mail 'Bout the man who hit her now he's in jail
Put stuff in her body that she regrets Always 'puffin on another cigarette 'Tryin to straighten out and get her life on Studies for a license at the salon
On the broke-and-narrow for the long haul Only 'eatin ramen from the strip mall Can't afford a cover but she's got friends Every night the bouncer lets her sneak in
(Chorus)
Sorrows out the back door Demons on the dance floor Sorrows out the back door Demons on the dance floorOne MILLION? On Success and AwardsTayZonday2017-05-04 | My one million subscriber award finally gets a video. I give my thoughts on awards. Am I right? What do YOU think?
Chocolate Rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate Rain A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain The school books say it can't be here again Chocolate Rain The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain Build a tent and say the world is dry Chocolate Rain Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain Forecast to be falling yesterday Chocolate Rain Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain Raised your neighborhood insurance rates Chocolate Rain Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain Made me cross the street the other day Chocolate Rain Made you turn your head the other way
(Chorus) Chocolate Rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate Rain Using you to fall back down again [Repeat]
Chocolate Rain Seldom mentioned on the radio Chocolate Rain Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain Worse than swearing worse than calling names Chocolate Rain Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate Rain No one wants to hear about it now Chocolate Rain Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain Makes the best of friends begin to fight Chocolate Rain But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain Every February washed away Chocolate Rain Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain The same crime has a higher price to pay chocolate Rain The judge and jury swear it's not the face
(Chorus)
Chocolate Rain Dirty secrets of economy Chocolate Rain Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate Rain The bell curve blames the baby's DNA Chocolate Rain But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate Rain 'Flippin cars in France the other night Chocolate Rain Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate Rain 'Cross the world and back its all the same Chocolate Rain Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate Rain Lifts the ark of paradise in sin Chocolate Rain Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
Chocolate Rain More than 'marchin more than passing law Chocolate Rain Remake how we got to where we are.
(Chorus)HOW TO BUILD A CHEAP RECORDING STUDIO!TayZonday2017-03-29 | I was trying to get ready for other videos. Then it dawned on me . . . why not make a video about making videos? This is the first time I'm actually talking about process.
1) What's your favorite song? 2) Why do you look like a giant baby but you sound like a smoker? 3) Do the Harlem Shake 4) How old are you? 5) What's your thoughts on the Cash Me Outside girl 6) Do you like eating seafood? 7) Will you do any more videos with Shane Dawson 8) Do you believe in ghosts? 9) Have you ever been stung by a bee? 10) Have you ever tried drama? 11) If you could live anywhere besides the USA, where would you live and why? 12) Have you considered learning to use the rest of your vocal range? 13) Can you do a Darth Vader impersonation? 14) What is your favorite Broadway song? 15) What camera do you have?
Crushin by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution licence (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0) Artist: http://audionautix.comHOWd You Think Of CHOCOLATE RAIN? Ask Tay Zonday!TayZonday2017-03-18 | It's a new Ask Tay Zonday! I answer YOUR questions from last Sunday!
Questions:
1) How did you come up with Chocolate Rain? 2) What would you do if a swarm of bees were running after you? 3) Are you ugly? 4) Say "muffin" in an epic voice 5) Your hair is too short! 6) Have you met anyone else with a voice as deep as yours? 7) Are you Darth Vader? 8) You need to be in Star Wars!
Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling From glen to glen, and down the mountain side. The summer's gone, and all the roses falling, It's you, it's you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow, Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow, It's I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,ā Oh Danny boy, Oh Danny Boy, I love you so!
And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me, And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be, For you will bend and tell me that you love me, and I will sleep in peace until you come to me!Do you LAUGH at CHOCOLATE RAIN? Ask Tay Zonday!TayZonday2017-03-07 | It's a new Ask Tay Zonday!
Questions: 1) Do you look back at your song "Chocolate Rain" and laugh? 2) Should you choose gaming or singing? 3) Do you drink DeCaf coffee? 4) Can you tell the difference between butter and "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?" 5) When did your voice deepen? 6) How did you start Youtube? 7) Will uploading streams become a thing? 8) Why are you buying clothes at the soup store? 9) Do you refer to yourself as "Adam" or "Tay?" 10) Will you please sing a Michael Jackson song? 11) Have you been to Portland, Oregon?
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Lyrics For Twenty One Pilots - Heathens (as sung by Tay Zonday):
All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse
Welcome to the room of people Who have rooms of people that they loved one day Docked away Just because we check the guns at the door Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades You're lovin' on the psychopath sitting next to you You're lovin' on the murderer sitting next to you You'll think, how'd I get here, sitting next to you? But after all I've said, please don't forget
All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse
We don't deal with outsiders very well They say newcomers have a certain smell Yeah, I trust issues, not to mention They say they can smell your intentions You're lovin' on the freakshow sitting next to you You'll have some weird people sitting next to you You'll think "how did I get here, sitting next to you?" But after all I've said, please don't forget
All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know Please don't make any sudden moves You don't know the half of the abuse
All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know All my friends are heathens, take it slow Wait for them to ask you who you know
Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed I tried to warn you just to stay away And now they're outside ready to bust It looks like you might be one of usHow High Can I Sing? - Ask Tay ZondayTayZonday2016-09-08 | It's been awhile since I answered questions.
This was definitely not my "type" of song to sing or remix but I went for it anyway. I think I do fine technically both producing and singing, but I lack emotional connection. I know the tools but do I know the man in the mirror? Do I know how to feel moved and thus to be moving? I'm not sure I do.
There's an inescapable dryness and technicality. While I've mastered the machine, I have so much more to learn about mastering the man.
Hey, I was doing just fine before I met you I drink too much and that's an issue But I'm Ok
Hey, You tell your friends it was nice to meet them But I hope I never see them again
I know it breaks your heart Moved to the city in a broke down car and Four years, no calls Now you're looking pretty in a hotel bar and I, I, I, I, I can't stop No, I, I, I, I, I can't stop
So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner Of the mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
You, look as good as the day I met you I forget just why I left you, I was insane
Stay, and play that Blink-182 song That we beat to death in Tucson, OK
I know it breaks your heart Moved to the city in a broke down car And four years, no call Now I'm looking pretty in a hotel bar and I, I, I, I, I can't stop No, I, I, I, I, I can't stop
So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder
Pull the sheets right off the corner Of the mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
We ain't ever getting older
So baby pull me closer in the back seat of your Rover That I know you can't afford Bite that tattoo on your shoulder Pull the sheets right off the corner Of the mattress that you stole From your roommate back in Boulder We ain't ever getting olderCheap Thrills by Sia | Tay Zonday CoverTayZonday2016-08-23 | Whoa it's been so long! I made this Sia song more epic.
Come on, come on, turn the radio on It's Friday night and I won't be long Gotta do my hair, I put my make up on It's Friday night and I won't be long
Til I hit the dance floor Hit the dance floor I got all I need No I ain't got cash I ain't got cash But I got you baby
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight But I don't need no money As long as I can feel the beat I don't need no money As long as I keep dancing
Come on, come on, turn the radio on It's Saturday and I won't be long Gotta paint my nails, put my high heels on It's Saturday and I won't be long
Til I hit the dance floor Hit the dance floor I got all I need No I ain't got cash I ain't got cash But I got you baby
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight (I love cheap thrills) Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight But I don't need no money As long as I can feel the beat I don't need no money As long as I keep dancing
(Bridge ad lib talking)
I don't need no money As long as I keep dancing Oh, oh
Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight Baby I don't need dollar bills to have fun tonight I don't need no money As long as I can feel the beat I don't need no money As long as I keep dancing
La, la, la, la, la, laJacob Sartorius - Sweatshirt - Tay Zonday CoverTayZonday2016-05-15 | Jacob Sartorius's "Sweatshirt" sung by Tay Zonday! Get his track! http://amzn.to/1WyVp7s
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Sweatshirt Lyrics:
Chillin' with a hairtie, no makeup with some sweatpants on. You know I can always be that guy, you can think about me all night long. But I think you need something to think of me.
Something that will keep you warm and show you we can be more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold So baby wear mine
When you go to sleep at night, When you wake up in the morning
And when you walk the halls girl you know wanna flaunt it Said this may be the start of something new Girl I'm gonna tell you exactly what I wanna do is more than just this
So baby if you are not ready for my kiss Then you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end Girl you can wear my sweatshirt
Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold So baby wear mine and you can wear my, my, my, my sweatshirt And I don't want you to be cold, cold, co- co- co- co- cold So you can wear my
So you can wear my sweatshirt And you can tell your friends we'll be together till the end Girl you can wear my sweatshirt Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold So baby wear my
Sweatshirt Cuz you're the only one I hold and I don't want you to be cold So baby wear my
Jacob Sartorius: Social media star who has earned over 3.5 million followers on Instagram and more than 5 million fans on musical.ly through his lip sync videos of popular songs. Jacob Sartorius also has over 800,000 followers on Vine. On May 3, 2016, Jacob released his debut single "Sweatshirt."GAME OF THRONES - The Rains of Castamere - Tay Zonday & Awesome City LimitsTayZonday2016-04-22 | Tay Zonday and Awesome City Limits sing a cover of "The Rains of Castamere" from Game Of Thrones in celebration of Season 6!
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The Rains Of Castamere Lyrics:
And who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low? Only a cat of a different coat, that's all the truth I know. In a coat of gold or a coat of red, a lion still has claws, And mine are long and sharp, my Lord, as long and sharp as yours. And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere, But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.
16 measures (instrumental)
And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of Castamere, But now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear.ZAYN - PILLOWTALK - TAY ZONDAYTayZonday2016-04-18 | Tay Zonday sings Zayn's "Pillowtalk" from his album "Mind of Mine."
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Climb on board We'll go slow and high tempo Light and dark Hold me hard and mellow
I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us Bodies together I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always I'd love to wake up next to you I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always I'd love to wake up next to you
So we'll piss off the neighbours In the place that feels the tears The place to lose your fears Yeah, reckless behavior A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day Loving in, fighting on It's our paradise and it's our war zone It's our paradise and it's our war zone
Pillow talk My enemy, my ally Prisoners Then we're free, it's a thriller
I'm seeing the pain, seeing the pleasure Nobody but you, 'body but me, 'body but us Bodies together I'd love to hold you close, tonight and always I'd love to wake up next to you
So we'll piss off the neighbours In the place that feels the tears The place to lose your fears Yeah, reckless behaviour A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day Loving in, fighting on It's our paradise and it's our war zone It's our paradise and it's our war zone
Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone Paradise, paradise, paradise, paradise War zone, war zone, war zone, war zone
So we'll piss off the neighbours In the place that feels the tears The place to lose your fears Yeah, reckless behavior A place that is so pure, so dirty and raw Be in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day Loving in, fighting on It's our paradise and it's our war zone It's our paradise and it's our war zoneThe Hunchback of Notre Dame - Hellfire - Tay ZondayTayZonday2016-03-08 | Tay Zonday sings Disney's "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame! š„š„JOIN ME on YOUTUBE! š„š„ goo.gl/Tnkbs1
Beata Maria You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud
Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)
Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)
Then tell me, Maria Why I see her dancing there Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
Cogitatione (In thought)
I feel her, I see her The sun caught in raven hair Is blazing in me out of all control
Verbo et opere (In word and deed)
Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning Desire Is turning me to sin It's not my fault
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
I'm not to blame
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
It is the gypsy girl The witch who sent this flame
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)
It's not my fault
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
If in God's plan
Mea culpa (Through my fault)
He made the devil so much Stronger than a man
Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)
Protect me, Maria Don't let this siren cast her spell Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone Destroy Esmeralda And let her taste the fires of hell Or else let her be mine and mine alone Hellfire Dark fire Now gypsy, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
God have mercy on her
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
God have mercy on me
Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)
But she will be mine Or she will burn!Its The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!TayZonday2015-12-23 | Just for fun! Have a fantastic Christmas and New Year! Share with your friends/family if you like!
LYRICS:
It's the most wonderful time of the year With the kids jingle belling And everyone telling you be of good cheer It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings When friends come to call It's the hap-happiest season of all
There'll be parties for hosting Marshmallows for toasting And caroling out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories of the Christmases long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be much mistltoeing And hearts will be glowing When love ones are near It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be parties for hosting Marshmallows for toasting And caroling out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories of the Christmases long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be much mistltoeing And hearts will be glowing When love ones are near It's the most wonderful time Yes the most wonderful time Oh the most wonderful time Of the yearChristmas LOVE? New Tay Zonday Video and Cover SongTayZonday2015-12-08 | Thank you for your support! http://www.patreon.com/tayzonday Check out the ASUS P3B Projector: asus.com/Projectors/P3B Get the free track! (Right-click + Save As on PC, CTRL-click + Save As on Mac) http://www.tayzonday.net/Tay_Zonday_Carol_Of_The_Bells.mp3
Hark how the bells, Sweet silver bells, All seem to say, Throw cares away
Christmas is here, Bringing good cheer, To young and old, Meek and the bold.
Ding dong ding dong That is their song With joyful ring All caroling.
One seems to hear Words of good cheer From everywhere Filling the air.
Oh how they pound, Raising the sound, O'er hill and dale, Telling their tale.
Gaily they ring While people sing Songs of good cheer, Christmas is here.Adele - Hello - BASS Version Cover Sung by Tay ZondayTayZonday2015-11-03 | Adele - Hello - BASS Version Cover Sung by Tay Zonday
Adele - Hello - Lyrics:
Hello, it's me I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet To go over everything They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing
Hello, can you hear me? I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be When we were younger and free I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet
There's such a difference between us And a million miles
Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside At least I can say that I've tried To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart Anymore
Hello, how are you? It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry I hope that you're well Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?
It's no secret that the both of us Are running out of time
So hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside At least I can say that I've tried To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart Anymore, ooooohh Anymore, ooooohh Anymore, ooooohh Anymore, anymore
Hello from the other side I must've called a thousand times To tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done But when I call you never seem to be home
Hello from the outside At least I can say that I've tried To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart AnymoreAre You An Internet Celebrity? Ask Tay Zonday!TayZonday2015-10-01 | Hi! What do YOU want me to talk about?
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Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on Far across the distance And spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time And last for a lifetime And never let go till we're gone Love was when I loved you One true time I hold to In my life we'll always go on Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on You're here, there's nothing I fear And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on.I Dont Like TitlesTayZonday2015-08-03 | I really don't like titles. Wasn't sure what to title this.I Dont Know How To Do ThisTayZonday2015-07-21 | Really -- I don't know how to do this.If YOU were a WOMAN? Ask Tay ZondayTayZonday2015-05-27 | David Weber asked a great question for this "Ask Tay Zonday!"
I saw the light fade from the sky On the wind I heard a sigh As the snowflakes cover my fallen brothers I will say this last goodbye
Night is now falling So ends this day The road is now calling And I must away Over hill and under tree Through lands where never light has shone By silver streams that run down to the sea Under cloud, beneath the stars Over snow and winter's morn I turn at last to paths that lead home
And, oh, where the road then takes me, I cannot tell We came all this way But now comes the day To bid you farewell
Many places I have been Many sorrows I have seen But don't regret Nor will I forget All who took that road with me
Night is now falling So ends this day The road is now calling And I must away Over hill, and under tree Through lands where never light has shone By silver streams that run down to the sea To these memories I will hold With your blessing I will go To turn at last to paths that lead home
And, oh, where the road then takes me, I cannot tell We came all this way But now comes the day To bid you farewell
I bid you all a very fond farewellTaylor Swift - Shake It Off - Tay ZondayTayZonday2014-11-18 | Taylor Swift - Shake It Off - Tay Zonday
Taylor Swift Shake It Off Lyrics:
I stay out too late Got nothing in my brain That's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm
I go on too many dates [chuckle] But I can't make 'em stay At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm That's what people say, mmm-mmm
But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop moving It's like I got this music In my mind Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off
I never miss a beat I'm lightning on my feet And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
I'm dancing on my own (dancing on my own) I make the moves up as I go (moves up as I go) And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
But I keep cruising Can't stop, won't stop grooving It's like I got this music In my mind Saying, "It's gonna be alright."
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off Heart-breakers gonna break, break, break, break, break And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake Baby, I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake I shake it off, I shake it off
Shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it off, I, I, I shake it off, I shake it offMeghan Trainor - All About That Bass - Tay ZondayTayZonday2014-10-28 | Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass - Tay Zonday
Meghan Trainor "All About That Bass" Lyrics:
Because you know I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass
Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it, shake it Like I'm supposed to do 'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase And all the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazine workin' that Photo shop We know that shit ain't real C'mon now, make it stop If you got beauty, beauty, just raise 'em up 'Cause every inch of you is perfect From the bottom to the top
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night." And no I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass Hey!
I'm bringing booty back Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that No I'm just playing. I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell ya Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top
Yeah my mama she told me don't worry about your size She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night." You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass
Because you know I'm All about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass 'Bout that bass 'Bout that bass, 'bout that bass Hey, hey, ooh You know you like this bassNaughty Boy - La La La - Tay ZondayTayZonday2014-04-29 | Naughty Boy - La La La - Tay Zonday
Naughty Boy "La La La" Lyrics:
You ever stuck around someone that (you know) Everything they have to say . . . it hurts you?
And you don't wanna be hurt . . . so . . . All you can do is . . . try 'an . . . block them out
Hush . . . don't speak When you spit your venom, keep it shut I hate it When you hiss . . . . and preach 'Bout your new messiah 'cause your theories catch fire
I can't find your silver lining I don't mean to judge But when you read your speech, it's tiring Enough is enough
I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning up the volume when you speak 'Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it, I go
La la, la la la la la la La la . . I find a way to block it I go La la, la la la la la la La la . . I find a way to block it I go
If our love is running out of time I won't count the hours, rather be a coward When our worlds collide I'm gonna drown you out before I lose my mind
I can't find your silver lining I don't mean to judge But when you read your speech, it's tiring Enough is enough
I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning up the volume when you speak 'Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it, I go
La la, la la la la la la La la . . I find a way to block it I go La la, la la la la la la La la . . I find a way to block it I go
Sometimes you just gotta block people out And you know they're not gonna change an . . You're just on a different life path
It's hard cause there can also be good things about the person but . . . You just gotta let them . . .figure themselves out
I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning up the volume when you speak 'Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it
I'm covering my ears like a kid When your words mean nothing, I go la la la I'm turning up the volume when you speak 'Cause if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it, I go
La la, la la la la la la La la . . I find a way to block it I go La la, la la la la la la La la . . I find a way to block it I go laFrozen - Let It Go - Tay ZondayTayZonday2014-02-26 | Tay Zonday sings Disney's "Let It Go" from Frozen! š„š„More singing! š„š„ youtube.com/playlist?list=PL87KbhWjUH2ZwqRWBi9g9d28lUbs-xmIO š SUBSCRIBE š to Tay Zonday! -- goo.gl/Tnkbs1
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the Queen.
The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know
Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door
I don't care What they're going to say Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me Can't get to me at all
It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free
Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry
Here I stand And here I'll stay Let the storm rage on
My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back, The past is in the past
Let it go, let it go And I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone
I wanna be the very best. Like no one ever was to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide each Pokemon to understand the power that's inside!
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all it's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend. Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Oh, a heart so true our courage will pull us through you teach me, and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all, yeah.
Every challenge along the way with courage I will face I will battle every day to claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right. There's no better team Arm in arm, we'll win the fight. It's always been our dream.
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all it's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend. Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Oh, a heart so true our courage will pull us through you teach me, and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Gotta catch 'em all!
Yeah!
Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all it's you and me I know it's my destiny Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend in a world we must defend. Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Oh, a heart so true our courage will pull us through you teach me, and I'll teach you Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Pokemon!THE TELL-TALE HEART Edgar Allan Poe - Tay ZondayTayZonday2013-10-03 | Click here: http://www.youtube.com/user/tayzonday?sub_confirmation=1 to subscribe to my channel to see more of my videos!
True! Nervous -- very, very nervous I had been and am! But why will you say that I am mad? The disease had sharpened my senses -- not destroyed them.
Above all was the sense of hearing. I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in the underworld. How, then, am I mad? Observe how healthily -- how calmly I can tell you the whole story.
It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! Yes, it was this! He had the eye of a bird, a vulture -- a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell on me, my blood ran cold; and so -- very slowly -- I made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and free myself of the eye forever.
Now this is the point. You think that I am mad. Madmen know nothing. But you should have seen me. You should have seen how wisely and carefully I went to work!
I was never kinder to the old man than during the whole week before I killed him. And every night, late at night, I turned the lock of his door and opened it ā oh, so gently! And then, when I had made an opening big enough for my head, I put in a dark lantern, all closed that no light shone out, and then I stuck in my head. I moved it slowly, very slowly, so that I might not interfere with the old mans sleep. And then, when my head was well in the room, I undid the lantern just so much that a single thin ray of light fell upon the vulture eye.
And this I did for seven long nights -- but I found the eye always closed; and so it was impossible to do the work; for it was not the old man who was a problem for me, but his Evil Eye.
On the eighth night, I was more than usually careful in opening the door. I had my head in and was about to open the lantern, when my finger slid on a piece of metal and made a noise. The old man sat up in bed, crying out "Whos there?"
I kept still and said nothing. I did not move a muscle for a whole hour. During that time, I did not hear him lie down. He was still sitting up in the bed listening -- just as I have done, night after night.
Then I heard a noise, and I knew it was the sound of human terror. It was the low sound that arises from the bottom of the soul. I knew the sound well. Many a night, late at night, when all the world slept, it has welled up from deep within my own chest. I say I knew it well.
I knew what the old man felt, and felt sorry for him, although I laughed to myself. I knew that he had been lying awake ever since the first noise, when he had turned in the bed. His fears had been ever since growing upon him.
When I had waited a long time, without hearing him lie down, I decided to open a little -- a very, very little -- crack in the lantern. So I opened it. You cannot imagine how carefully, carefully. Finally, a single ray of light shot from out and fell full upon the vulture eye.
It was open -- wide, wide open -- and I grew angry as I looked at it. I saw it clearly -- all a dull blue, with a horrible veil over it that chilled my bones; but I could see nothing else of the old mans face or person. For I had directed the light exactly upon the damned spot.
And have I not told you that what you mistake for madness is but a kind of over-sensitivity? Now, there came to my ears a low, dull, quick sound, such as a watch makes when inside a piece of cotton. I knew that sound well, too. It was the beating of the old mans heart. It increased my anger.
But even yet I kept still. I hardly breathed. I held the lantern motionless. I attempted to keep the ray of light upon the eye. But the beating of the heart increased. It grew quicker and quicker, and louder and louder every second. The old mans terror must have been extreme! The beating grew louder, I say, louder every moment!
And now at the dead hour of the night, in the horrible silence of that old house, so strange a noise as this excited me to uncontrollable terror. Yet, for some minutes longer I stood still. But the beating grew louder, louder! I thought the heart must burst.
And now a new fear seized me -- the sound would be heard by a neighbor! The old mans hour had come! With a loud shout, I threw open the lantern and burst into the room. . .