ParryGrippRadio
Im A Crazy Weirdo And Im Calling You - a ringtone from Parry Gripp
updated
Animation by the great Ryan A. Boone "Bum"!!! youtube.com/boonebum
Music by Parry Gripp: parrygripp.com
#turtle #tortoise #education #1hour
Turtle
Turtle
Turtle
That's a tortoise!
Turtle
Turtle
Turtle
Dude, that's a tortoise!
Turtle, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Turtle-urtle-urtle-urtle (Yeah!)
It's not a turtle!
Turtle, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Turtle-urtle-urtle-urtle-urtle
It's still a tortoise!
A turtle lives in water
A tortoise lives on land
A turtle's not a tortoise
It's not hard to understand
Turtle (Urtle-urtle-urtle)
Turtle (Urtle-urtle-urtle)
Turtle (Urtle-urtle-urtle)
That's a tortoise
Part 2: Hailing Taquitos
Part 3: TacoBot 3000
Part 4: Quesadilla Explosion
Animation by the great Ryan A. Boone "Bum"!!! youtube.com/boonebum
Songs copyright by Parry Gripp.
Part 2: Hailing Taquitos
Part 3: TacoBot 3000
Animation by the great Ryan A. Boone "Bum"!!! youtube.com/boonebum
Song by Parry Gripp.
Song by Parry Gripp.
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda
Floating in a pod
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda
Baby yoda
Levitating a horn monster
Baby yoda
The world has gone insane
And you don’t know what is right
You’ve got to keep on keeping on
Get on that blurrg
And hold on tight
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda
Floating in a pod
Baby Yoda
Baby Yoda
Baby yoda
Levitating a horn monster
Baby yoda
Song by Parry Gripp
Random cat from the Lania Cat Sanctuary: lanaicatsanctuary.org
---LYRICS---
Star Cat with the sparkles in its eyes
Star Cat with the sparkles in its eyes
Always chasing moonbeams across the sky
Star Cat with the diamonds on its tongue
Star Cat with the diamonds on its tongue
Lapping up the light of the Milky Way
Happy tracking across the fabric of space and time
Subsonic purr, echoing across the universe
bringing happiness to everyone of us!
All around the universe
Meow, meow, meow
All around the universe
Meow, meow, meow
Star Cat with the glitter in its Fur
Star Cat with the glitter in its Fur
Curling up for a nap around the galaxy
Star Cat (cat)
Star Cat (cat)
Star Cat (cat)
Forever and ever and ever and ever
Star Cat!
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Up on the hill, see his flag is flying
Down on beach he’s assembled the crew
There’s Earwig Emily and Batty LaRue
Pirate snail sailing the seven seas
Boom! go the cannons shooting jelly beans
First mate Rudy’s a potato bug
Down goes the root beer glug, glug, glug
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Hoist the sails and away we go
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Waving to the whales
Shouting, “There she blows!”
Hooray for the pirate snail!
(flute solo)
The Pirate snail fighting the storm
The ship was heavy with candy corn
Emily slipped off of the mainsail line
Rudy caught her pincher just in the nick of time
Then dark clouds parted and the sun broke through
“Broccoli ho!”, shouted Batty LaRue
Rudy grabbed the wheel and gave it a spin
Boom! went the jelly bean cannons again!
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Hoist up the sails and away we go
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Waving to the whales
Shouting, “There she blows!”
Hooray for the pirate snail!
(boat noises)
Rita The Roach giving the deck swab
Larval-stage Louie’s grilling up kebabs
Emily and Batty are out on the sand
Rudy’s in line at the snorkel stand
Pirate snail on the broccoli isle
Always trying his best to make his mama smile
Doesn’t bury his treasure ‘cause that’s no fun
Gonna share all the booty with everyone
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Hoist up the sails and away we go
Singing, “Yo Ho Ho Ho Ho!”
Waving to the whales
Shouting, “There she blows!”
Hooray for the pirate snail!
Hooray for the pirate snail!
Hooray for the pirate snail!
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
LYRICS:
Pound Cake
Pound Cake
It’s gonna pound you in the face with flavor
Why do they call it
Call it a pound cake?
I wish somebody would explain it
It’s got a pound of eggs
A pound of butter
A pound of flour
And a pound of sugar
A pound of each ingredient
Now I understand
Thank you for explaining it
It’s no problem man
Pound Cake
Pound Cake
It’s gonna pound you in the face with flavor
It’s gonna pound you in the face with flavor
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
youtube.com/boonebum
Song by Parry Gripp
---LYRICS----
VO: What is that up in the sky?
VO: Owww!
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
At the park, over the yard
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Guacamole, sour cream
Is it nightmare or is it a dream? (is it a dream)
They’re crunchy and they’re fried (so fried)
And they’re falling from the sky (from the sky)
You might want to stay in inside
VO: Lookout!
VO: Owww, my eye!
News flash! Important information
Taquito’s coming down all over nation
Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie
It’s a Taquito apocolypse-y
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Run for cover, don’t be slow
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
Corn tortillas rolled up tight
Coming down fast with no end in sight (no end in sight)
They’re greasy and they’re hot (so hot)
They keep falling from the sky (they keep on falling)
They’re kind of pointy so they hurt a lot
VO: Dude, watch out!
VO: Owww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!
VO: What is that?
VO: It’s the tacobot 3000!
VO: He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray
VO: And turning them into harmless tacos
VO: We’re saved
VO: Hooray!
VO: It’s a miracle
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese)
Hailing taquitos
It’s hailing taquitos
awww awww awww awww (beef, chicken, potato, cheese)
VO: Once again, thanks to the tacobot 3000, humanity was saved
VO: Or was it?
VO: Owww, my first eye again!
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Copyright Parry Gripp
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget Nugget
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget Nugget
Chicken Nugget Dreamland, whoa-oa-oa
It’s a chicken nugget fantasy
Chicken Nugget Dreamland, whoa-oa-oa
If you’re your into nuggets, it’s where you want to be
Chicken Nugget Dreamland, whoa-oa-oa
Infinite flavors, of infinite sauce
Chicken Nugget Dreamland, whoa-oa-oa
You can get a million piece box
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget
A chicken nugget has magical power
Put it into your pocket and eat it whenever you want
So delicious and conveniently shaped
Full of nutrition, a rainbow in nugget form
Chicken nugget technology
Shows us the future of dining
Future!
They’ve got no sharp edges
And no utensils are needed
Safety!
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget Nugget
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget Nugget
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget Nugget
Chicken Nugget
Chicken Chicken Nugget Nugget
Don’t stop lovin’ on the nuggets nuggets
So good that you want to hug it hug it
Don’t stop lovin’ on the nuggets nuggets
And living the dream (it’s a dream)
Don’t stop lovin’ on the nuggets nuggets
So good that you want to hug it hug it
Don’t stop lovin’ on the nuggets nuggets
And living the dream (it’s a dream)
Chicken Nugget Dreamland, whoa-oa-oa
Don’t stop (It’s a dream)
Chicken Nugget Dreamland, whoa-oa-oa
Don’t stop
You can get a million piece box
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Guinea Pig Adventures Etsy store of cute stuff: etsy.com/shop/GuineaPigsAdventures
Song from the upcoming "Guinea Pig Bridge" game soundtrack.
Guinea Pig Olympics (Guinea Pig)
Who is gonna be the one to win?
Guinea Pig Olympics (Guinea Pig)
Guinea Pigs running like the wind
Guinea Pig Olympics (Guinea Pig)
Marvel at the blur of their tiny feet
Guinea Pig Olympics (Guinea Pig)
The world's greatest guinea pig athletes
Jumping the stick
Leaping the hoop
Running the lawn
Who will be the one?
Guinea Pig Olympics (Guinea Pig)
Guinea Pig Olympics (Guinea Pig)
Guinea Pig Olympics!
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Oh, potato dog
Oh, potato dog
Such a roly poly dog
Yeah, you look like a potato
Oh, potato dog
How we love you!
Snoozing on the floor
How we love to hear you snore
Tell us, are you dreaming?
What are your dreams, potato dog?
Oh, we love you!
Oh, potato dog
We love you
Potato dog
Oh, potato dog
Such a roly poly dog
Yeah, you look like a potato
Oh, potato dog
How we love you!
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Sitting on a plate
I want to eat you
But I’m too afraid
What are you filled with?
Nobody knows
Is it buttercream?
Or a creepy spooky ghost
Haunted cupcake!
Haunted cupcake!
Haunted cupcake!
Haunted cupcake!
Oh haunted cupcake
Sitting on a plate
I want to eat you
But I’m too afraid
Haunted cupcake…
Artwork by the great Nathan Mazur!
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Icelandic worm monster
Born in ancient times
Did you break the telephone lines?
Icelandic worm monster
Icelandic worm monster
19 Miles Long
Can you hear my song?
Oh yeah
When I first saw you
I knew you were no ordinary worm monster
Oh yeah
Are you a dragon?
Or a random mutated snake?
Or a legless godzilla?
Or simply a manifestation of the
existential loneliness of man?
Lagarfljótsormur
Lagarfljótsormur
Bigger than the Loch Ness Monster
Stronger than a Chupacabra
Lagarfljótsormur
Lagarfljótsormur
You’re the greatest cryptid of them all
Icelandic worm monster
Icelandic worm monster
19 Miles Long
Can you hear my song?
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Very bad artwork by Parry Gripp. Music inspired by the soundtrack for the TMNT 4 Turtles In Time game, composed by the great Mutsuhiko Izumi.
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
(find the Random Cat)
Animation by the great BooneBum: youtube.com/user/BooneBum
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
(Random Cat)
Animation by the great BooneBum: youtube.com/user/BooneBum
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Artwork by the great Nathan Mazur!
Derpy Hooves
Why did you leave us?
We’re true believers
Whoa-oa-whoa-oa-whoa
Derpy Hooves
You lit up the screen
With your derpy demeanor
Whoa-oa-whoa-oa-whoa
Where did you go?
We wanna know
Words were spoken
Hearts were broken
You leapt out of
The background
To be a hero!
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe in the magic?
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe?
(solo)
Where did you go?
We wanna know
Words were spoken
Hearts were broken
You leapt out of the background
To be a hero!
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe in the magic?
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe?
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe in the magic?
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe?
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe in the magic?
Do you believe in the magic?
The magic, do you believe?
Derpy Hooves
Why did you leave us?
We’re true believers
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Animation by Kris Wimberly at Peppermint Bowtie Animation: youtube.com/channel/UCwUGTlegiFL4dZkPEFA63tA
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
When he gets home
And he wants to relax
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
He’s stacking the blocks
And swinging the axe
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Keep on stacking those blocks, tortoise!
Llamas (Hey!)
Llamas (Hey!)
So many llamas (Hey!)
Why so many llamas? (Hey!)
Tortoise like llamas (Hey!)
Tortoise likes llamas (Hey!)
Tortoise likes llamas (Hey!)
Tortoise (Hey!)
Tortoise (Hey!)
Tortoise likes llamas (Oh!)
Yoyo-ing a snowman (yo yo yo yo yo)
He keeps a yoyo-ing a snowman (yo yo yo yo yo)
Tortoise likes the snowman (yo yo yo yo yo)
So he keeps a yoyo-ing a snowman (Hey!)
Do it!
Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Let’s go!
Tortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Everybody in the arena put your hands in the air!
You’ve got this tortoise
Watch out for those creepers!
Watch out for those chicken jockeys!
Tortoise playing minecraft (Oh!)
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Tortoise playing minecraft (He’s legit)
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft (Oh!)
ortoise playing minecraft
Tortoise playing mine mine minecraft
Song copyright by Parry Gripp.
WARNING: Please do not attempt to operate heavy machinery while watching this video. That includes flying a plane, driving a dump truck or school bus, operating a waffle maker, manning an omelet bar at a buffet, etc.
Relaxin’ turtle, chilling on rock
(That turtle’s chilling on a rock)
Relaxin’ turtle, just sitting on that rock
(Oh the picture is shaky, but he’s chilling on a rock)
A duck sticks his butt in the air
Turtle’s cool
(‘cause he don’t care)
That bird is getting in his personal space
No, he don’t mind
(there’s lots of room for everybody)
It’s a turtle fantasy,
Sitting on a rock where the sun is shiny
Relaxin’ turtle
(random cat, random cat, random random cat)
Take moment, lean back
And visualize yourself as that turtle
Relaxing on the rock,
Arms stretched out under the sun
Feel your stress melt away
And your troubles sink under the water
Awww, that’s right
Now follow that turtle
As he floats up into space!
(random cat, random random cat)
Ha ha ha!
(begin mouth saxophone solo)
Can’t afford a saxophone
That’s okay!
(Looking good in that shell)
(A turtley, turtley, turtley, turtley)
(Relaxin’… maxin’ and relaxin’)
Relaxin’ turtle, just sitting on that rock
(random cat)
SmallBu YouTube: youtube.com/user/SmallButera
Music by me, Parry Gripp
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum
Snacky Snacktime
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum
Snacky Snacktime
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum!
Snacky Snacktime
Yeah,
It’s snacky snacktime, people!
Time for you to exercise your right
To have a snack!
So open your mouth
And taste the delicious freedom
Of snacky snacktime!
Snacky Snacktime
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum
Snacky Snacktime
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo-goo
Goo-goo
Bunnion
She’s bunnion
She’s bunnion
Part bunny, part onion
She really is a fun one
She’s bunnion!
Onions make you cry
But bunnion will make you sigh
And fall in love
‘Cause she’s fuzzy and cute
And she smells like soup
Gudel-oo-goo-goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo-goo
Goo-goo
Bunnion
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Gudel-oo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Goo-goo-goo
Goo-goo
Bunnion
Narwhal eating a bagel
Found it floatin’ right on the ocean
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Tastes so nice under the ice
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel
The captain he knocked over his lunch
And it fell into the sea
The narwhal found the bagel
And it made him so happy
The polar bear got the pudding cup
But it wasn’t satisfying
The narwhal got the bagel
Now can’t you see him smiling
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
That tasty schmear made the narwhal cheer
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Tastes so delicious down with the fishes
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel
The walrus found the string cheese
And the penguin got the chips
The giant squid removed the lid
From the can of onion dip
The jellyfish ate an apple slice
And the shark got the crackers and cheese
The narwhal found the bagel
And it made him so happy
(gibberish stuff)
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Bam Bam Bam Ba Bam Ba Bam Bam
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Bam Bam Bam Ba Bam Ba Bam Bam
It’s a narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Narwhal eating a bagel
Where you can feed your face
With greatest flavor in the Galaxy
Go sailing on the seas
Of molten cheddar cheese
With all the crunchy corn chips you can eat!
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
There’s lakes of sour cream
Volcanos shooting beans
And jalapeños grow right on the trees
It’s raining diced tomatoes
There’s a chopped onion tornado
And a hurricane of Guacamole
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
Climb aboard our rocket ship
We’ll take you on a yummy trip
Fly with us through outer space
To were the whole entire is a nacho plate
“Ladies and gentlemen
We are approaching the planet of nachos
We’ll be landing soon
Remember, in case of emergency
Your seat cushion can be used as a napkin”
Cheese it!
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
Planet Of Nachos - Whoa-o-whoa
Planet Of Nachos
I Wanna Guinea Pig For Christmas
Santa won’t you hear my plea
I wanna G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
Don’t wanna an XBOX or new playstation
I need a furry friend with a fuzzy face and
Just one thing I want under the tree
I wanna G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
Oh Santa Claus, up in space
I’m so lonely
Why can’t you see?
Ya gotta find a guinea pig and bring him to me
He wants a Guinea Pig For Christmas
He wants a Guinea Pig For Christmas
Oh Santa won’t you hear his plea
He wants a G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
Just one thing I want under the tree
And that’s a G-U-I-N-E-A-P-I-G
Snacky Snacktime
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum
Snacky Snacktime
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum
Snacky Snacktime
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum-yum
Yum-yum-yum-yum!
Snacky Snacktime
Yeah,
It’s snacky snacktime, people!
Time for you to exercise your right
To have a snack!
So open your mouth
And taste the delicious freedom
Of snacky snacktime!
Snacky Snacktime
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yummy yummy yum yum
Yummy yummy yum
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum Yum
Yum
Snacky Snacktime
Guinea pig needs a heating pad
His little bottom is cold (so cold)
Something to warm his tummy-tum
When he’s all alone
The winter nights are oh so long
Sitting in his cage (oh no)
Guinea pig needs a heating pad
To melt his blues away
Heating pad
We’ll use technology
Heating pad
To keep him comfy
Heating pad
Powered by electricity
Heating pad
Oh he’ll be so happy!
Heating pad!
Heating pad!
Heating pad!
Heating pad!
Guinea pig has a heating pad
His little bottom’s not cold
He’s got warm on his tummy-tum
And he doesn’t feel so alone
No he doesn’t feel so alone
Artwork by Nathan Mazur
LYRICS:
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
It’s a miracle
It’s so magical
And they deliver them right to your seat!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
They’re never running out
So stuff ‘em in your mouth
Nachos stretching into infinity
All the nachos you can eat
Not so long ago, there was no
All the nachos you can eat
But the future’s here, everybody cheer (YAY!)
For all the nachos you can eat
Now life’s complete!
Yeah!
All the chips all cheese
All the refried beans
All the onion and tomato and the guacamole
All the beef and jalapeño and the sour cream
All the nachos
(All the nachos you can eat)
All the chips all cheese
All the refried beans
All the onion and tomato and the guacamole
All the beef and jalapeño and the sour cream
All the nachos
(All the nachos you can eat)
All the chips all cheese
All the refried beans
All the onion and tomato and the guacamole
All the beef and jalapeños and the sour cream
All the nachos
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat, yeah!
All the nachos you can eat!
I love my kitty cat, oh I do
And all I wanna do is to give her lots of love
Give her lots of love and a kiss and a hug
I love my kitty cat, yes I do
I love my kitty cat, oh I do
And all I wanna do is to give her lots of treats
Give her lots of treat and kiss her little feets
No more waiting for a friend
She’s my pal to the end, yeah!
I love my kitty cat, yes I do
I love my kitty cat, oh I do
And all I wanna do is to give her lots of love
Give her lots of love and a kiss and a hug
LYRICS:
I make cat videos for a living
And living is so sweet
I make cat videos for a living
My cat gets paid in treats
(yeah)
When you see a Maserati rolling down the street
With a little cat sitting in the driver’s seat
And you smell the tender vittles
Yeah, its probably me
Oh, I’m living the dream
(Let’s do it)
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow X 8
(aww play that keyboard)
(flush that toilet, now look at the bowl)
(that’s beautiful!)
Alright everybody
It’s the last take
So try to look extra fluffy
I make cat videos
Cat videos!
I make cat videos
Cat videos!
I make cat videos
Cat videos!
I make cat videos
Cat videos!
Are you gonna eat those fries, bro?
Are you gonna eat those fries?
It's getting late and they're still on your plate
Are you gonna eat those fries?
Are you gonna eat those fries, bro?
Are you gonna eat those fries?
They're getting old, and they're not good cold
Are you gonna eat those fries?
Gimme gimme those fries! (gimme gimme those fries)
Gimme gimme those fries! (gimme gimme those fries)
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Those fries!
Gimme gimme those fries! (gimme gimme those fries)
Gimme gimme those fries! (I want those fries)
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Those fries!
(shredding guitar solo)
Come on, bro!
Dude, they're just sitting there!
Are you gonna eat those fries, bro?
Are you gonna eat those fries?
They're getting old, and they're not good cold
Are you gonna eat those fries?
I aint got no iPhone
I got no apps, have to play outside
I aint got no iPhone
My heart is breakin' and I want to cry
I aint got no iPhone
I got no apps I have to play outside
I aint got no iPhone
It's bad situation, I'm feeling frustration
I got no Instagram I had to use imagination!
I got no iPhone, I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone, I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone, I got no iPhone
It's not fair!
What am I supposed to look at when I walk down the street?!?!
I got no iPhone, I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone, I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone, I got no iPhone
Artwork by the great Nathan Mazur: http://scaredofbees.com
Song by Parry Gripp
It’s your birthday today
It’s your birthday today
There’s A Cat Licking Your Birthday Cake
It’s your birthday today
It’s your birthday today (today)
Everybody say Hooray (hooray)
There’s A Cat Licking Your Birthday Cake
It’s your birthday today (yay)
He can’t read so he does not know
That the cake is not for him (no)
It might be his birthday, too
But the chance of that is slim
It’s your birthday today (today)
It’s your birthday today (hooray)
There’s A Cat Licking Your Birthday Cake
It’s your birthday today
T-A-C-O-C-A-T
Oh, Taco Cat, Taco Cat
T-A-C-O-C-A-T
Oh, Taco Cat, Taco Cat
Backwards forwards it’s the same
Taco Cat that is his name Ohhhhh!!!!!
T-A-C-O-C-A-T
Oh, Taco Cat, Taco Cat
T-A-C-O-C-A-T
Oh, Taco Cat, Taco Cat
Spell it forwards spell it back
The Amazing Taco Cat Ohhhhh!!!!!
Taco Taco Taco Taco
Meow Meow Meow
Taco Taco Taco Taco
Meow Meow Meow
T-A-C-O-C-A-T
Oh, Taco Cat, Taco Cat
Oh!
This song is about when you eat too many pancakes and it makes you real tired…
I've got a lot to do
But I can barely move
I'm feeling like my butt is made of lead
The breakfast that that I ate
So full of carbohydrate
Has got me wishing that I was in bed
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do do do
And I don't wanna get up (that’s right)
So fluffy and so light
I ate up every bite
Now all I wanna do is take a nap
The syrup of the maple
Has rendered me unable
To lift myself from lying on my back (oh no)
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do do do
And I don't wanna get up
The lawn needs mowing
The weeds need whacking
And the dog needs walking, too
The cat needs feeding
He’s meowing and pleading but
I just want to lie here
Oh yeah!
This is the part of the song where normally I would rap for you
But I’m just too tired
So I’m gonna lie down on this sofa...
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do
I got the pancake sleepies do do do do do do
And I don't wanna get up (oh no)
I got the hot stack sleepies do do do do
I got the abadaba sleepies do do do do
The breakfast frisbee sleepies do do do do do do
And I can’t even get up (oh no)
Wake me up for lunch...
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Sparkles, hugs and moonbeams forever!
Space Unicorn, let's all celebrate
Trampolines and rainbows for everyone!
(jump jump jump jump)
Whoa moonbeams and sparkles forever
Joy to the penguin galaxy
Joy to the astro hamster league
Joy to the xenon solar squids
And the pangalacitc gerbil kids
Joy to the planet of lost cats
And the cyborg hedgehog diplomats
The chocolate ghosts, and the quantum bees
Turtle-bots, and you and me
(jump jump jump jump)
Whoa moonbeams and sparkles forever
Space Unicorn, let's all celebrate
Trampolines and rainbows for everyone
Music by Parry Gripp - http://parrygripp.com
Artwork by the great Nathan Mazur - http://scaredofbees.com
Lyrics:
Blurp Blurp Blorp Blorp Blop It's Your Birthday
Blurp Blorp Blorp Blop It's Your Birthday
Blurp Blorp Blorp Blop It's Your Birthday
Blurp Blorp Blop
Happy Birthday!
The deadline for drawing submissions is up. Thank you for the drawings! Completed video is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq2kwfaR0uA
http://horriblemovienight.blogspot.com
List of clips for video:
:00 - Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
:01 - Montage: Catman in Lethal Track (1990)
Hercules (1983)
Robot in the Family (1994)
Strike Commando (1987)
Killer Workout (1987)
Twister's Revenge! (1987)
Suburban Sasquatch (2004)
Kiss Daddy Goodbye (1981)
Night Train to Terror (1985)
:04 - Twister's Revenge! (1987)
:06 - Hercules (1983)
:07 - Night Train to Terror (1985)
:09 - Welcome to Spring Break (1989)
:10 - Hercules (1983)
:11 - Catman in Lethal Track (1990)
:13 - Night Train to Terror (1985)
:14 - The Adventures of Ragtime (1998)
:16 - Suburban Sasquatch (2004)
:17 - Ganjasaurus Rex (1987)
:18 - Night Train to Terror (1985)
:20 - Santa with Muscles (1996)
:21 - Catman in Lethal Track (1990)
:22 - Twister's Revenge! (1987)
:23 - Robot in the Family (1994)
:24 - Memorial Valley Massacre (1989)
:26 - Uninvited (1988)
:28 - Deadly Prey (1987)
:30 - Hercules (1983)
:32 - Santa with Muscles (1996)
:33 - Zombie Lake (1981)
:34 - Welcome to Spring Break (1989)
:35 - Santa with Muscles (1996)
:36 - Twister's Revenge! (1987)
:37 - Twister's Revenge! (1987)