Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!wow DEFINITELY not making the fridgeNinja Sex Party2024-04-23 | ...Happy Earth Day from Danny to your mom!!! ♻️🥋👩🏻🦰🌎Ninja Sex Party2024-04-22 | ...Part TWO of “Behind ‘These Nuts’” is live on our Patreon!! Hear about how the album came together!!!Ninja Sex Party2024-04-10 | ...Our first Patreon video is out now!!! This month, we’re talking about the making of “These Nuts”!!Ninja Sex Party2024-04-03 | ...We’re on PATREON! Immerse yourself in EXCLUSIVE CONTENT, LIVE Q+As, and our FANCY MYSTERY PROJECT???Ninja Sex Party2024-03-29 | ...Did you find your party soulmate this weekend? Us too. 🥰Ninja Sex Party2024-03-18 | ...Our NEW original album “These Nuts” is OUT NOW!!! And out our new music video featuring Tom Cardy!!!Ninja Sex Party2024-03-08 | ...Dance Til You Stop (feat. Tom Cardy) - NSPNinja Sex Party2024-03-08 | GET "THESE NUTS" SIGNED CD AND VINYL: goodmerchonly.com/collections/ninja-sex-party
CREDITS Director: Aaron Umetani Producer: Jason Serrato Director of Photography: James Cooper 1st AD: Kristjan Palsson 1st AC: Santiago Bahti Media Manager: Kelly Thompson Audio Mixer / Playback: Taylor Haycraft Gaffer: Paul Kim Key Grip: Josh Tolon Swing: Robert Chuck Swing: Thomas Rubino Production Designer: Natasha Heeszel Set Decorator: Chase Calhoun HMU: Taja Davis Production Support: McKenna Blean Production Support: Aven Gonzales Editor: William Harless Manager: Brent Lilley Talent Manager: Chloé Smith Choreographer: JM Rodriguez
CAST Partygoer: Evan McGee Interrupting Guy: Nathan Barnatt Party Soulmate: Tom Cardy "The Cool One": Lasercorn MIchelle: Taja Davis
Dancer: Kaia Makihara Dancer: Ellie Aviles Dancer: Joshua Rodriguez Dancer: Chelse Roquero Extras: Svetlana Dekic, Mario Faught, Nicole Gosuh, Rodnesha Green, William Harless, Kalli Lang, Mary Nakanishi, Tara Radulovic
MUSIC
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, Jim Roach, and Tom Cardy Produced by Jim Roach Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Justin Shturtz Vocals: Dan Avidan and Tom Cardy Keys and Synths: Brian Wecht Bass: Commander Meouch Guitars: Jim Roach Drums: Jim Roach Additional Guitars: Tom Cardy MIchelle: Amy Roach and Vanessa Guerrero Party Goers: The Los Angeles Grumps Office Choir Additional Editing: Jerik Centeno
LYRICS
All my friends are going out To a house in town, let’s party now We’re gonna join the crowd And make the DJ proud, let’s turn it out
We enter the house, there’s a vibe in the air Lots of fun, talk and laughter, people smiling everywhere It’s been a long week and I need to unwind This party has alcohol of every kind
There’s people in the pool, beers on ice, The music is groovin’ and they’re dimming the lights Everybody starts dancing and I roll up my sleeves …I want to leave
So dance ‘til you stop ‘Til you want to go home This party is great but not nearly as great As being alone
It’s Saturday night I just want to have fun So many beautiful people And I don’t want to talk to a single one
I forgot to mention I hate parties every time I give them a try Interacting with a stranger Makes me want to run and hide, and also die
I had two sips of beer and a couple of snacks Stood against the wall and had a panic attack A guy comes up and he wants me to vape This is my hell and I cannot escape
He talks about girls and his trip to France It feels like my body’s being eaten by ants I get a spam call from the cable company I’m sorry I’ve got to take this, it’s a one-time offer and they give me 10% off the dish if I order at the same as the cable and if I connect it to my wi-fi…
So dance ‘til you stop ‘Til you wanna go home This party is great but it’s 7:08 And I just gotta go, go, go
It’s Saturday night I just wanna have fun So many beautiful people And I didn’t talk to single one
So many beautiful people singing “We’re all having fun!” Beautiful people singing “We won’t stop until we see the sun!”
Everybody’s singing, but I see one singing a different song
Tom: Why won’t they stop? I really want to go home And all these beautiful people are making me feel like a fugly little gnome
Danny: I feel the same way Tom: Really? Danny: Yeah, I hate parties Tom: I hate them too Michelle: Play some music! Tom: Oy, I’m not the goddamn DJ, Michelle! I told you, I got my face stuck in this big bear head and you and your friends just started dancing around me Danny: Oh my god, I hate it when that happens Tom: It happens to me almost Danny & Tom: Every day Tom: Dude do you want to hang out? Danny: We could, or…we could Danny & Tom: Stand at opposite ends of this party stare at our phones for half an hour and then never talk to each other again Michelle: Play Lady Gaga! Tom: WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT Danny: MICHELLE, YOU’RE KILLING ME!
Tom: Oh my God, another chorus! Partygoers: LET’S BREAK STUFF! Danny: I’m freaking out Partygoer: Is that Dr. Who? Tom: This door doesn’t open! Michelle: Oh my god I’m SO drunk right now Danny: Oh, thank god, a cat. THE CAT’S DEAD! Cat: *meow* Danny: No, he’s all right, he’s all right Michelle: If I don’t get any more attention I’ll set myself on fire!
#dance #song #nspNINJA BRIAN BLIND REACTS TO “THESE NUTS” (NOT CLICKBAIT)Ninja Sex Party2024-03-04 | ...There’s only ONE WEEK left to get “These Nuts” in the hands of thousands of people!!!Ninja Sex Party2024-03-01 | ...Every preorder of “These Nuts” comes signed by Ninja Brian and lovingly caressed by Danny Sexbang.Ninja Sex Party2024-02-27 | ...A quick merch and music update from Dan!Ninja Sex Party2024-02-26 | GET "THESE NUTS" SIGNED CD AND VINYL: goodmerchonly.com/collections/ninja-sex-party
Video By Apartment D Films Music By Ninja Sex Party
Director: Sean Malony Producer: Max Lopez Producer: Cami Kwan Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz Art Director: Alexander Rocco Production Coordinator: Celine Villagran Lead Fabricator: Ilyssa Simsek Puppet Fabricator: Natalie Mortell Puppets Consultant: Joe Aragon 3D Printing Technician: Cami Kwan Additional Fabrication: Joan Hui Ko + Caleb Schuh
2D Facial Illustration: Megan Van Hoogmoed Trimensional Animation: Hans Voegeli, Danny Ruiz, Sean Malony Additional Animation: Judy Apple Kim, Grayce Lee Grip: Shane Geller Set Dresser: Marisa Gehrig Production Assistant: Kevin Musterait Rigging Wizard: Max Lopez
Track Reads/Lip Sync: Caleb Schuh VFX and Editing: Sean Malony Compositer: Kevin Musterait Nebula FX Created By Yuya Takeda Abstract Paintings By Robyn Stanford James Webb Space Telescope & Hubble Telescope Images From NASA Scrap Metal & Shiny Junk From APEX Surplus Corporation Old Broken Toys Courtesy Of Kathy and Steve Malony, Robert Malony, Katie Johnson, Jim Knoll, Van Ngo Malhotra, Dori Anna Wooton, Laurie Kierstein, Alexis Weiner, Sean Malony
Special Thanks To Chris Wilson, Aaron Umetani, Zoe Kim, Elsie McCart, Ari Grabb, John Sumner, Tiffany Liu, Kim DeJohn, Owen Hunter, Jen Prokopowicz, Chloe Smith, Brent Lilley, Three Sister’s Coffee and Tea, Kopaka, Tahu & Lewa (via Hans Voegeli), And all of the awesome artists at Apartment D
Most Special-est Thanks To Sam-I-Am & Sack-A-Pack, Tucker, Coco, Camilla, Ash, The Baby & Crunchwrap Supreme, Hugo, Holstein, Perry, Chester, Yzma, Salmon, Sage & Yuki, Minou, Sauerkraut & Hyperion, Pancake, Rocket, Lylla, Luna & Harry, Lucy, Ellie, Cleo, Charlie, Nacho, Sophie & Piper, Romeo, Pastuzo (aka Stuz), Feya, Remy, Red & Blue, Marzipan, Cuddles, Attie, Brain, Nestle, Tinker, Mindy, Blarney, Rembrandt, Lotus, Bailey, Snafu & Fiasco, And every adorable animal to ever have existed.
Filmed in DragonFrame at Apartment D in Burbank, CA
MUSIC CREDITS Music Written By Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, & Jim Roach Produced by: Jim Roach Mixed by: Jay Ruston Mastered by: Justin Shturtz Vocals: Dan Avidan Piano and Synths: Brian Wecht Bass and Guitars: Jim Roach Drums: Aaron Sterling Dad: Avi Avidan
LYRICS Deep in the suburbs of New Jersey In the basement of the Sexbang house You are the hero with the heart of a god Yet you’re barely the size of a mouse
You can see the nightly news on TV As you race on the wheel of your cage Watching as society all goes to shit Your tiny body filling with rage
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster! Your training is almost complete Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster! Now unleash your powerful scream
(squeak)
Ever since the battle of Gerbulon V The galaxy was ripped in twain The rodents of the Northern Alliance were called To defend those who had not been slain
The fates of the goldfish and snakes had aligned United by a common foe To banish the hamster king from his command But one hero could save the throne
Only the dead have seen the end of war!
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster! A savior of all those who squeak Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster! You store all your wrath in your cheeks
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
Avi: Dan, are you playing with your small pets? Danny: No dad! Don’t come in my room!
(Choking sound)
…Galaxy Hamster?
Sweet hamster you have saved the galaxy Fill your cheeks with sunflower seeds of victory You did not stop ‘til your mission was through You just died of natural causes at the old age of two
Ride on the wings of a rainbow You’re free to go fly To a cage in the sky
Dad, I need a new Galaxy Hamster!
#galaxy #hamsters #ninjaWOW take a peek at that stop motion goodness from Apartment D Films!! “Galaxy Hamster” out tomorrow!Ninja Sex Party2024-01-26 | ...TOMORROW watch our NEW MUSIC VIDEO, “Galaxy Hamster”! The next single off of “These Nuts”!!!!Ninja Sex Party2024-01-25 | ...Ninja Brian after single-handedly wiping out an entire governmentNinja Sex Party2024-01-14 | ...Come see Brian ON TOUR with TWRP!Ninja Sex Party2024-01-12 | Tickets for Toronto Jan 26: bit.ly/treyphobos Tickets for TWRP tour: tix.to/TWRP Listen to the album here: treymagnifique.bandcamp.comWow ninja brian’s ventriloquism lessons seem to be paying off!!Ninja Sex Party2023-11-22 | ...All preorders come SIGNED with a VERY SPECIAL double-sided poster!!Ninja Sex Party2023-11-14 | ...Danny just wants to dance.Ninja Sex Party2023-11-10 | ...just some important men thinking important thoughtsNinja Sex Party2023-11-09 | ...Bet you didn’t know Danny is a black belt in marital artsNinja Sex Party2023-11-07 | ...Lets Save The Earth - NSPNinja Sex Party2023-10-23 | GET "THESE NUTS" SIGNED CD AND VINYL: goodmerchonly.com/collections/ninja-sex-party
Old Dad: Vernon Shaw Mom: Marisha Ray Son: Jacob Rabon Dancer: JM Rodriguez Eco Jerk: Jason Serrato
Director: Aaron Umetani Producer: Jason Serrato Director of Photography: James Cooper 1st AD: Kristjan Palsson 1st AC: Oliver Wyatt Lewis Media Manager: Kelly Thompson Audio Mixer / Playback: Daveed Alvarez Gaffer: Hao Yu Key Grip: Paul Kim Production Designer: Natasha Heeszel HMU: Shaina Paulson Production Support: McKenna Blean Production Support: Noah Cushman Editor: Mike Lowther VFX: Artyom Egorov Colorist: Lee Young Animated by Simon Macko (Shoocharu)
Manager: Brent Lilley Talent Manager: Chloé Smith
MUSIC CREDITS Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced by Jim Roach Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Justin Shturtz Vocals: Dan Avidan Piano: Brian Wecht Synths: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Guitars: Lord Phobos and Jim Roach Drums: Havve Hogan Additional Background Vocals: TWRP, Brian Wecht, and Thom D’arcy Hot Mom: Amy Roach Additional Editing: Jerik Centeno
LYRICS
The earth has so many problems But I know that we can solve them, all right We just need to work together And we’ll start to make it better tonight
The forests will grow anew The oceans will gleam their crystal blue And when our work is done There’s only one question I have for you
Is your mom single? Is your mom free tonight? The stars are shining The moon is bright As my and your mom’s souls unite
Let’s save the earth… Let’s save the earth… Let’s save the earth…
It’s up to our generation And people from every nation, get mad Let’s make sure we all recycle Like your mom could cycle in a new dad
We’re emitting more and more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting. Global temperatures are rising at an alarming rate. We need to reduce, reuse, recycle every day. Do you think you could eventually learn to love me as a father instead of just as your karate instructor?
Is your mom single? Is your mom free tonight?
The planet’s struggling May I be snuggling Your mom by candlelight?
We could ride away On a horse and carriage Would she be down with an open marriage? So hear my plea Keep the planet clean Make my balls less blue and the trees more green
Think globally, act locally Think globally, act locally Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom) Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom) Think globally, act locally (I wanna date your mom) One single date, I’ll pick her up at 8. (Let me date your mom…please)Let’s be MATCHIES. Order your NSP costumes by Oct 16 to get them in time for Halloween!!!Ninja Sex Party2023-09-27 | ...👀👀👀👀👀 (Art by @shoocharu)Ninja Sex Party2023-09-21 | ...After testing, we found our NSP Official Tacosaurus can, in fact, hold many of your favorite foods.Ninja Sex Party2023-09-20 | ...Ninja Brian never gets invited to a slumber party twiceNinja Sex Party2023-09-17 | ...Follow your dreams 🕺🏻🔪Ninja Sex Party2023-09-15 | ...With our friends at Fantoons we give you our 2nd graphic novel “Becoming Ninja Sex Party” OUT TODAY!Ninja Sex Party2023-09-12 | ...🕺🏻 like it’s 2010Ninja Sex Party2023-09-06 | ...Good thing we have these windows so we can watch in amazement as stuff gets. more. near. 👀Ninja Sex Party2023-09-05 | ...I Own A Car - NSPNinja Sex Party2023-02-17 | GET "THESE NUTS" SIGNED CD AND VINYL: goodmerchonly.com/collections/ninja-sex-party
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Vocals: Dan Avidan Keyboards: Brian Wecht Also keyboards: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Guitar: Lord Phobos and Jim Roach Drums: Havve Hogan
Produced by Jim Roach Recorded by Thom D'Arcy at Taurus Recording in Toronto, ON Edited by Jerik Centeno Mixed by Jay Ruston Mastered by Ted Jensen at Sterling Sound
Lyrics: Sorry to interrupt your beach party, everyone Just thought I’d stop by with my car
Four wheels, one key I must be truly blessed Life is a school and I’m passing the test Two working headlights, four functional seats And get a load of these pedals that I can push with my feet There’s an AM radio that kicks you right in the ass So turn down the treble, baby, and crank up the bass!
HEY! I own a car. CAR! I own a car, woman! The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup
I own a car! CAR! CAR! CAR!
Look out, it’s beige! The coolest kind of brown a human can handle Thank god that you’re sitting down Check out these windows they’re totally clear So you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near
Do you believe in miracles? We’re shooting off like a star! Who needs a license, mama? Oh! When you’ve got a car?
HEY! I own a car. Car! (Listen good) I own a car, ya turkeys!
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works. I own a car! CAR! CAR!
Guess what I own, boys! Is it a phone? No! Is it a car? N…oh yes, actually. The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess I own a car! CAR! I own a car!Heart Boner (Acoustic) - NSPNinja Sex Party2022-09-08 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Listen to the album here: https://spoti.fi/3QJHnP1 Animated by: Dalton Brown @TheSmashToons
Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht Performed by TWRP and Ninja Sex Party Produced by Jim Roach Engineers: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno Assistant Engineer: Clinton Welander Mixed by Jim Roach Mastered by Randy Merrill Editing by Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles California.Danny Dont You Know (Acoustic) - NSPNinja Sex Party2022-02-04 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Video Credits: Director: Ethan Nestor Producer: Malika Lim Eubank Production Manager: Malika Lim Eubank Director of Photography: Zac Lim Eubank Editor: Kelly Lyon 1st AC: Wesley Rodriguez 2nd AC: Lucas Eubank PA Grip: Darren Hale Hair & Makeup: Chrissy Lyn Kyle GRIP: Brad Powers Runner: Kailey Bray: Talent Assistant Joel Kulchar
Cast: Danny Sexbang: Dan Avidan Ninja Brian: Brian Wecht Dancer: Maxine Hupy Shark: Alanah Pearce Shark: Ross O’Donovan Dinosaur: Arin Hanson Dinosaur: Pamela Horton Robot: Jacob Rabon Robot: Nate Harlan
Music Credits: Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht Piano: Brian Wecht Vocals: Dan Avidan Orchestration and Arrangement: Jim Roach String Arrangment: Dallas Kruse Produced by Jim Roach Engineers: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno Assistant Engineer: Clinton Welander Mixed by Jim Roach Mastered by Randy Merrill Editing by Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles California.
Special thanks to: The Complex Theater 6476 Santa Monica Blvd Los Angeles, CA 900386969 (Level Up Instrumental) - NSPNinja Sex Party2021-10-12 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Written By: Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht Keys, Synths, and Piano: Brian Wecht Drums: Havve Hogan Guitar: Lord Phobos Bass Commander Meouch Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung Additional guitars: Jim Roach Produced By: Jim Roach Engineered By: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno Assistant engineered By: Clinton Welander Mastered By: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC Edited By: Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA6969 (Level Up) - NSPNinja Sex Party2021-10-08 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Created By: Apartment D (@apartmentdfilms) Director: Sean Malony Producer: Maximilian Lopez Production Manager: Zoe Moacanin Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz Art Director: Tiffany Liu Fabricator: Ilyssa Simsek Additional Fabrication: Christine Brennan Puppet Fabrication: Hannz Mulligan and Maximilian Lopez Animators: Hans Voegeli, Daniel Ruiz and Sean Malony Additional FX Animation: Kianu Morales Production Assistant: Sierra Benhoff Track Reader: Ricardo Munoz Post Production: Yuya Takeda Compositors: Shanti Hands, Daniel Ruiz, Sean Malony Wolverine Wire Sculpture by: Dillon Markey Watercolor Paintings by: Robyn Stanford Chakra Illustration by: Jonathan Peartree Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan End Credits Editor: Zoe Kim “NASA’s 4K View of April 17 Solar Flare” Credit to NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center Special Thanks to: Cami Kwan, Ari Grabb, Jason McLagan, Travis Lee, Sam Gurry, 24 Memes Per Second, Space Lube, Aaron Umetani, and all the rad artists at Apartment D
Music Credits Written By: Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht Vocals: Dan Avidan Additional Vocals by Arin Hanson & Michael Starr Keys, Synths, and Piano: Brian Wecht Drums: Havve Hogan Guitar: Lord Phobos Bass Commander Meouch Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung Additional guitars: Jim Roach Produced By: Jim Roach Engineered By: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno Assistant engineered By: Clinton Welander Mastered By: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC Edited By: Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CAThe Mystic Crystal - NSPNinja Sex Party2021-06-09 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Directed by: Sean Barrett Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht & Jim Roach Producer: Robin Spears Executive Producer: Jamee Ranta Director of Photography: Dillon Schneider Production Designer: Traci Hays Visual Effects: Sean Barrett Editor: Kelly Lyon
Animation Team Producer: Patrick Stannard Director: India Swift Colour Designer: Michael Doig Character Designers: Amanda Bell India Swift Story Artists India Swift Luke Weber Federico Etchegaray Layout Artists: Marc Hendry & Michael Doig Background Artists: Renee Violet Michael Doig Final Line Artists: Hardik Manktala Kevin Ryan Gemma Roberts India Swift Animators: Hardik Manktala Kevin Ryan Gemma Roberts Vir Prieto India Swift Patrick Stannard Lead Final Line Artist : Bryony Evans Post Production Artist: Michael Doig
Cast: Ninja Brian: Brian Wecht Danny Sexbang: Dan Avidan The Princess: Beatrice “The Ice Man” O’Neill The King: Dave Brown The Necromancer: Mark Fischbach The Roommate: Seán McLoughlin Wizard: Ross O/Donovan Wizard: Jack Douglass Wizard: Biniam Bizuneh Knight #1: Lloyd Ahlquist Knight #2: Eric Radic Knight #3: Zubin Anklesaria Knight #4: Robby Guerrero Throne Room Guitarist: Jim Roach Trumpeter: Maxi Villagers: Sterling Morris Sydney Dowling Holgie Forrester Jack Bornoff Russell Becker
Music Credits: Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by: Jim Roach Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by: Thom Flowers Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party Dan Avidan: Vocals Brian Wecht: Keys & Synths TWRP Havve Hogan: Drums Lord Phobos: Guitar Doctor Sung: Synths & Keys Commander Meouch: Bass
Listen to the album on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3kYkPsY
Animated and directed by Simon Macko (@shoocharu)
Music Credits: Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by: Jim Roach Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by: Thom Flowers Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party: Vocals: Dan Avidan Synths & Keys: Brian Wecht
TWRP Drums: Havve Hogan Guitar: Lord Phobos Additional Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Percussion: Jim Roach
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, we met out on the dance floor You pressed your body up against me all night long I know what’s on your mind Our souls are entwined In a passionate embrace The look in your eyes Says “Take me tonight” Well I’ve got just the place A place where we can be alone Unless my mom and dad are home
Welcome to my parents’ house My mom left out some snackies I bet your feeling horny now So why don’t we get nasty
Hush now baby You seem like a keeper But your high heels are so loud My dad is a light sleeper I’ve got my very own room And tons of free food What’s your favorite juice? We’ve got mango and apple and guava and apple So many fuckin’ fruits My mom buys pizza rolls for me Can you believe this shit is free?
Welcome to my parents’ house A king must have his castle That’s my grandma’s basset hound He’s such a sassy rascal. Aren’t you, Marvin? ::Woof:: Shhhh!
Parents’ house Parents’ house
We’re gonna bring the funk tonight I’m getting the top bunk tonight Drop and thump that junk tonight Like a 360 dunk tonight Mom’s cake is chocolate chunk tonight This party’s getting crunk tonight We’re sparkin’ up that skunk tonight Cause I’m your disco hunk tonight
Welcome to my parents’ house Welcome to my parents’ house
Let’s use our inside voices ::Woof:: SHHHHH!!!! Sometimes my mom just hangs around To make sure I make good choices HIT IT!
Welcome to my parents’ houseIts Bedtime - NSPNinja Sex Party2020-10-16 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
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Animated by: Dalton Brown @TheSmashToons
Music Credits: Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced & Engineered by Jim Roach Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by: Thom Flowers Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP Drums: Havve Hogan Guitar: Lord Phobos Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch
Additional Guitars: Jim Roach
Cast: Dan Avidan: Danny Sexbang Brian Wecht: Ninja Brian
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
Little child, close your eyes You’re like an angel in the moonlight While you’re dreaming A new day waits for you Let this lullaby carry you through
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime) Let my army of demons rock you to sleep It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime) Have sweet dreams while I rev my jeep
I see you’re still awake for some reason. Was it the guitar solo? Was it the demons? Yeah. People have told us that before.
Little child, just relax now Let Brian play some gentle sax now I’ll use this jackhammer Right outside your door The vibrations will help you sleep for sure
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime) Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime) Fighter jets tearing across the skies It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime) There’s a boatload of pirates and they’re fighting police It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime) Here’s a carnivorous beaver and it’s hungry for meat
SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP! Do you ever think about how ghosts can’t be stopped by anything? Do you want to see a slideshow about where meat comes from? Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors. Who knew!? Check out my airhorn!
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime) Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime) Here’s one last bloodcurdling scream
AHHHHHHHHHH
Goodnight!Wondering Tonight - NSPNinja Sex Party2020-10-09 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
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Starring Mia Malkova @mia_malkova Directed by Tucker Prescott @tucker.prescott
Music Credits Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by: Jim Roach Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
Additional Acoustic Guitar: Jim Roach String Arrangements & Percussion: Jim Roach
Video Credits A Preative Production @thepreative Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath @felicityjayn Producer: Maddy Milburn @madmilb 1st AD: Kelly McCrillis @themagickelly 1st AC: Gabe Twigg @gabe_twigg Gaffer: Adam Siler @dadshirts Grip: Liz Haan Swing: Daniel Harvey @themanwithnonamedaniel Hair + Makeup: Kelly Wilcox @Kelly.wilcox.50 Production Designer: Lux Jacques @luxjacques Art Assistant: Macro Malo @macromalo PA: Nickolas Grill @sic.semper.nickolas PA: Hayley Manor @hayley.manor PA: Raymond Hill Animation: Imogen Scoppie @imogens_cool_pics Editor: Kelly Lyon Colorist: George Costakis
Cast Dan Avidan: Danny Sexbang @danny__avidan Brian Wecht: Ninja Brian @bwecht Mia Malkova: The Girl @mia_malkova Eli Tucker: The Guy @elisjournal
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Special thanks to Bob at the Portland Film Office.
Lyrics: Sometimes I think of you and I I thought we made a perfect couple But you said goodbye
Now time will heal a wounded heart But when I look up at the stars I wonder where you are
Now Tonight I wonder who you’re slamming hard tonight Who is looking deeply in your eyes And railing the shit right out of you tonight Whose balls are you gargling tonight?
I sit here underneath the moon Wondering how our cherished memories Were gone so soon I throw a stone into the lake And think about how you are all I’ll ever know of grace
And tonight Whose fuck-rod are you jacking off tonight Who’s lifting you so gently to the sky Then skewering you with meat-sword fuel tonight Who are you slinging yogurt with tonight?
Tonight I’m missing you like crazy tonight I’m sitting here just thinking about why I’m alone without you next to me tonight Whose hog are you snarfing on tonight?Thunder & Lightning - NSPNinja Sex Party2020-10-02 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
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Director/Animator: Sean Malony
Music Credits Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by: Jay Ruston Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
from TWRP: Guitar: Lord Phobos Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch
Additional Guitars: Jim Roach Drums: Nate VanDerPol Background Vocals: Jack VanDerPol
Video Credits Producer: Maximilian Lopez Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz Puppet Lead: Haanz Mulligan Sakuga Animator: Kianu Morales Animator/Fabricator: Christine Brennan Fabricator: Ilssa Simsek 2D Animator/Illustrator: Robyn Stanford 3D Background Artist: Yuya Takeda Post Production: Brenna Coleman Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics: When I was just a young man I was wandering in the rain Got struck by lightning in the junk Fell to the ground in pain But when I woke the next morning I witnessed something odd My nuts were supercharged With glowing power from the gods
They were Thunder & Lightning! Globes of massive strength and size Thunder & Lightning Power spheres from beyond the skies Orbs of might, made of radiant light Thunder & Lightning
I now had a new calling I was destined to fight crime No man could escape the justice My meaty clackers could provide So I bought them a little unitard And found them a tiny cape Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang And screamed “There’s no escape!”
From the wrath of Thunder & Lightning! Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown Thunder & Lightning Rounded junk that’ll take you down Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor Thunder & Lightning
One with the power to electrify One with the strength to smash First you hear that rumble baby, And then you see the flash! My loins are filled like darkened clouds Evil has no chance All shall tremble before the storm That gathers in my pants Turns out being struck by lighting Doesn’t give you any powers They caved my head in with a pipe And beat me for several hours
But as I lay there half-conscious With my nuts exposed to air I looked up to the blackened sky And said an ancient prayer
Lord, if you’re there, please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns. Holy shit, you’re real???
Let there be Thunder & Lightning Acorns shot from the tree of life Thunder & Lightning High voltage nugs lighting up the night Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls Thunder & Lighting Suck ‘em!I Dont Know What Were Talking About - NSPNinja Sex Party2020-04-01 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Listen to the album on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3kYkPsY
Directed by Tucker Prescott, Stop Motion Animation by Apartment D Films Starring Safiya Nygaard
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Additional Engineering & Editing by: Jerik Centeno Mixed by: Thom Flowers Mastered by: Randy Merrill, Sterling Sound NYC String Arrangements by: Dallas Kruse
Ninja Sex Party is: Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP is: Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Guitar: Lord Phobos Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional guitars, synths & programming: Jim Roach
Video credits:
A Preative Production Starring: Safiya Nygaard Director: Tucker Prescott Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath Producer: Maddy Milburn Director of Photography: Tucker Prescott Second Camera: Madison Kirk 1st AD: Ismail Hameed 2nd AD: Keilon Thompson 1st AC: Chris Davidson Gaffer: Adam Siler Key Grip: Eddie Saucedo Swing: Barret Nicols Production Designer: Lucca Liberal Art Assist: Anastasia Antonova Food Stylist Kaylyn: Jade Study Wardrobe Stylist: Chanel Gibbons Wardrobe Assist: Lola Gibbons Wardrobe Assist: Kaycee Kuna Lead Glam: Gina Espinoza Animation: Apartment D Films BTS: Mars Arayza PA: Henrii Coleman PA: Adrian Cobb PA: Marlon Savinelli PA: Carson Tucker
Cast TWRP: TWRP Maitre’D: Zan Alda Server: Matt Watson Vampire: Kailer Scopacasa Vampire: Madeline Blomdahl Extra: Stephanie Presz Extra: Michael Proud Extra: Aaron Valenzuela Extra: Zafer Alpat Extra: Robert Krell Extra: Chantry Knox Extra: Larry Herskovic Extra: Danielle Hutchings Extra: Gloria Laisure Extra: Sharon Lubin Extra: Kent Harris-Repass Special thanks to Marinate Your Life, Mai Linh Nguyen, and Tyler Williams
Lyrics
I picked you up at eight My heart was racing, and now we’re on our first date You look so radiant as we walk into the restaurant You start to talk and then I smile and nod
You told me about your life But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes Our hands touched briefly as the light reflected off your golden hair A strong electric charge was in the air
Now it’s 10 o'clock And the meal is done But the conversation’s Just begun
You’re fascinating I feel blessed But I have to be honest
I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while And I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while
My eyes are open wide You speak with passion but I’m panicking inside Cause I’ve been daydreaming about a Pterodactyl named Lamar When he’s tired of flying he drives a car
He’s got to get to work on time His nursing job is on the line His wife is always on his case Why can’t she give Lamar some space???
I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while And I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while
Im pretty sure you’re telling me about your new job I’m not absorbing anything - smile and nod I’m thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd? Is it my turn to talk? You’re looking at me OH GOD!
Focus…focus…Penguin in a costume How many Draculas are hiding in this room? Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime I’d make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes
I don’t know what we’re talking about I am totally lost I don’t know what we’re talking about I uh….where am I?
I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while Lamar’s gonna have to go back to night school! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS? And I don’t know what we’re talking about And I haven’t for a while
Let’s go back to my place and…Oh…I see you left at some point.The Decision Part 2: Ten Years Later - NSPNinja Sex Party2019-12-14 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Additional Engineering & Editing by: Jerik Centeno Mixed by: Thom Flowers Mastered by: Dale Becker
Ninja Sex Party is: Vocals: Dan Avidan Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP is: Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung Bass: Commander Meouch Guitar: Lord Phobos Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional guitars, synths & programming: Jim Roach
Video Credits:
Production Manager: Maddy Milburm Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath Cinematographer: Sean Barrett Editor: Sean Barrett & Ben Perry VFX: Sean Barrett & Ben Perry Wardrobe Stylist: Chanel Gibbons Hair & Makeup: Gina Espinoza Gaffer: Haneul Kim Production Assistant: Joe Martinez
Cast:
Dan Avidan: Danny Sexbang Brian Wecht: Ninja Brian Julie Katz: The Girl Arielle Creager: Dancer Erica Murray: Dancer Mary Reeser: Dancer Leigh Anna Kent: Dancer
Amazing/handsome) manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
You’re probably thinking to yourself It’s been ten years, so where and how Is Ninja Sex Party now? Well we’re still freakin awesome and we’re back at your house! Once we came to see Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me Now’s your second chance, Congrats in advance We’re all grown up and ready for romance Now maybe we can help you out Cause Brian and I are still single somehow We’ve been on tour Now we’re so fucking mature The sexual arousening You richly deserve is what we can bring But before we begin Let me tell you where we’ve been We’ve had so many adventures I’ve made meaningful love to furniture We’ve been on Road Trips round the world I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls FYI I learned Why I Cry There were Unicorn Wizards and Samurai Dick, dick, balls Heed my boners’ calls Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all Now here we are at your door After laser filled fights with dinosaurs Got my dragon lance But I still just want to dance Went to 6969 Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside In our Party of Three We’re the nut lords of your dreams Wow. In the ten years since we last saw each other, we’ve grown so much. As people, as musicians, and also as people. Oh and since you’re probably wondering. Here’s a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD …Number One: Ninja Brian. Oh sorry wrong list. Brian’s got an STD Brian’s got an STD An STD Brian’s got an STD An STD …And I don’t get it He probably shouldn’t He’s never even had real sex with a woman And when we kiss Brian will be pissed He’ll have to die alone with his micropenisDown Under - NSPNinja Sex Party2019-11-08 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Shot by: Sean Barrett Aislinn Lowe Samuel Heath-Dray Goldie Soetianto
Filmed on location in Australia, obviously.
Ninja Sex Party: Danny Sexbang (Dan Avidan): Vocals Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht): Keyboards
TWRP: Doctor Sung: Talkbox/Synthesizer Commander Meouch: Bass Lord Phobos: Guitar Havve Hogan: Drums
Additional guitars, synths, and programming by Jim Roach.
Produced by Jim Roach Recorded at Sonic Ranch Studios in TX, and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles. Engineered by Jim Roach and Mario Ramirez Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Management: Brent Lilley, brentlilley@gmail.com.We Built This City - NSPNinja Sex Party2019-11-01 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Featuring TWRP on instruments: bit.ly/2JAW1Yr Filmed on location at Meow Wolf in Santa Fe, NM
Director/Editor: Tucker Prescott Cam Op/Gaffer: Adam Siler PA/Swing: Connor Brunson PA/Swing: Pedro LDV Elevated party dancers: The Era Queens Ground-level party dancers: The Meow Wolf Gang
Ninja Sex Party: Danny Sexbang (Dan Avidan): Vocals Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht): Keyboards
TWRP: Doctor Sung: Talkbox/Synthesizer Commander Meouch: Bass Lord Phobos: Guitar Havve Hogan: Drums
Additional guitars, synths, and programming by Jim Roach.
Produced by Jim Roach Recorded at Sonic Ranch Studios in TX, and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles. Engineered by Jim Roach and Mario Ramirez Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Management: Brent Lilley, brentlilley@gmail.com.Mansion Party - NSPNinja Sex Party2019-09-06 | SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE MUSIC
Animated by Simon Macko (@shoocharu) House Shot by Renee Violet (@planetrazzmataz)
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA Mixed by Thom Flowers Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Dan Avidan - Vocals Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths Havve Hogan - Drums Lord Phobos - Guitar Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys Commander Meouch - Bass Jim Roach - Guitars
Lyrics
Hey girl, welcome to my house party It’s a giant mansion baby, don’t slip on all my money Yeah there’s a lot of models, and some supermodels too Don’t touch my diamond fridge, it cost more than the country of Peru
Seduction is like a game of chess…and I’m the queen. Wait…
Can’t stop, won’t stop, dancing deep into the night It’s a mansion party Yo that tiger’s super tight And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll snort champagne by candlelight It’s a mansion party, and later on’s a panda fight
Hey girl, heard you couldn’t find the dance floor Just walk right past the garden Go through the Spanish French doors Turn right at the seventh bathroom Then a left at my laser car
You can ride my purebred stallion, if you hit my moat you’ve gone too far
Take an upside down left at the MC Escher stairs OK, you’re almost halfway there
Can’t stop, won’t stop, dancing deep into the night, it’s a mansion party I bought a yacht just for tonight And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll smoke champagne by candlelight It’s a mansion party, now let’s watch two pandas fight
Can’t stop, won’t stop, nonstop runnin’ for my life It’s a mansion party, I pray to god we all survive And if you’re feeling saucy, we’ll grab some spears by candlelight It’s a mansion party, we’re droppin’ pandas left and right