[YTP] Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Salesnoisepuppet2019-10-20 | 11.2k subscriber spectacular!![YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happenednoisepuppet2021-05-02 | It's true. Woo.[YTP] 90s commercials ripped my fleshnoisepuppet2021-02-20 | There I was, surrounded by saaas[YTP] Dooting Days and Donutsnoisepuppet2020-10-31 | The vastly underrated An Heroic Hippo did this one first.
youtube.com/watch?v=BFOBMObm0KQWavy News 12/15/2019 (19-016)noisepuppet2019-12-17 | Now that the big work thing is over, I can do these again. Naturally, all that seemed to be happening on Sunday the 15th was protests and death. Throw dollars at my face here:
Joker image courtesy of someone named ColonelPokemonMaster on imgur.[YTP] Judge Your Beans and his Court of Illegal Lawnoisepuppet2019-12-15 | Thanks everyone for your support, even if it's just watching and commenting. It means a lot.
patreon.com/noisepuppetNoisepuppet Patreon Fanfare ft Magnified111noisepuppet2019-12-08 | Words and vocal performance by Magnified111. Music and pictures by me. Patreon page is up at
For now, it's just a tip jar, but the podcast with Magnified and me is due out around Christmas, and there will be several Patreon support tiers. Thank you all for your support and encouragement. You couldn't possibly know how much it's meant to me.Wavy News 11/28/2019 (19-015)noisepuppet2019-11-30 | Balloon mayhem and special holiday ugly logo, or holiduglo.Wavy News 11/24/2019 (19-014)noisepuppet2019-11-27 | News from Sunday. Turdish militia update. Protests. Coast Guard rescues tiny survivors from tiny shipwreck.from Wavy News: Science, Isnt It? (19-001)noisepuppet2019-11-23 | The first in a series of little science spots from Wavy News. Source: VOA's Science in a Minute. Slammed at work until mid-December, but will still be uploading. I'm thinking of making these a feature of the upcoming subscriber-only podcast. OMG a podcast is in development! Called Newspuppets, plural. I'm in talks with top notch voice talent to co-host it with me.Wavy News 11/14/2019 (19-013)noisepuppet2019-11-16 | Mostly turkeys. Note: The date in the title is always the date of the source VOA Radio newscasts, if you're ever interested in looking them up. They're five minute newscasts, aired on the hour, so that there are 24 different ones in a day, with several different anchors. My source is usually one airing between 5 and 10 AM Eastern. Sometimes I use two different hours with the same anchor, but usually it's just one. Now and then, it's a later one. These are archived at archive.org and can also be found at the VOA Radio website.[YTP] Tommy McSober gets wrecked and wrecks Texasnoisepuppet2019-11-14 | He drunk fifty liquors and passed the drivination testWavy News 11/12/2019 (19-012)noisepuppet2019-11-13 | Turkeys vs YTPWavy News 11/10/2019 (19-011)noisepuppet2019-11-10 | EPISODE XI: THE EMPEROR WAVES BACK[YTP] Small Town Soviet Americanoisepuppet2019-11-09 | The next ordinary American you encounter could be a gnome, or worse, a mime. Or a mechanical student, or bees, or a molester of sea creatures hiding a microphone in his lower GI tract.Wavy News 11/6/2019 (19-010)noisepuppet2019-11-07 | EPISODE 10: A STUNNING REVERSAL LASREVER GNINNUTS A
Can 11,000 armed scientists stop a nuclear mutated Joe Biden from groping tiddies down in Mexico? Spoiler alert: no.Wavy News 11/4/2019 (19-009)noisepuppet2019-11-05 | Congress comes to blows. Iran lends us 48 ears. Honk honk. International Space Station found.McBonus: pirate placekicks nuggets to a jazz rhythm for 4 and 1/3 minutesnoisepuppet2019-11-04 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicker Martin Gramatica boots a clutch 53-yarder to pull ahead of NFC rivals the Atlanta Falcons with less than a minute remaining.[YTP] Set Sail for Grimacelandnoisepuppet2019-11-03 | Arrrrrrrrrrr. Memblxelleltselk.Wavy News 11/01/2019 (19-008)noisepuppet2019-11-01 | All about yesterday's Halloween revelry, President Morrison, turkey-on-duck violence, etc.Wavy News 10/31/2019 (19-007)noisepuppet2019-10-31 | Happy Halloween. Internet kills millions. Panera flattened.Wavy News 10/30/2019 (19-006)noisepuppet2019-10-30 | The Masked Turkey strikes.Wavy News 10/29/2019 (19-005)noisepuppet2019-10-29 | Honk honk, sick and depraved. [Cue laugh track]Wavy News 10/28/2019 (no. 19-004)noisepuppet2019-10-28 | Abu Babu Burger Daddy. Got this one out same morning.Wavy News 10/26/2019 (no. 19-003)noisepuppet2019-10-27 | Washington pulls troops out of the World Series.Wavy News 10/24/19 Turkeys and ghosts (no.19-002)noisepuppet2019-10-25 | Dead ppl found in mausoleumWavy News #1901 10/23/19 Turkeys demand democracy (no. 19-001)noisepuppet2019-10-24 | Less intense and obscene than YTP, and audio only. Thinking about making a regular thing of it, maybe put stuff like this on a separate channel, leave this channel for YTP. Maybe even publish the audio mashups as a podcast. Thoughts?[YTP] Babble of the Worldsnoisepuppet2019-10-10 | Dammitall Pat what's that[YTP] Sandwijizznoisepuppet2019-05-14 | Ahhhs yeses[YTP] Weather and sportsballnoisepuppet2019-05-01 | Barlz Charklee and Miss Sleazy Ass Luigi[YTP] Bourgie Nights News Desk 80snoisepuppet2019-04-25 | This is from my hometown the year I finished high skooksThe Seedy Revolution [YTP]noisepuppet2019-04-23 | Damn lazy lasers[YTP] Giant Death Monstersnoisepuppet2016-06-06 | Chris Reeve literally loves them.[VHS find] Inside the Edwards Aquifer 1992 pt1noisepuppet2016-05-31 | Hydrogeology. I upload something serious for once.[YTP] This took me HOURSnoisepuppet2016-05-16 | Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike[VHS find] Super Slicer Secrets 1994noisepuppet2016-05-16 | 35 minutes of cheezy plastic mandoline slicer instruction! Huzzah![VHS find] Dinosaur! Christopher Reeve 1985noisepuppet2016-05-15 | There's a 5 year old upload of this already on YT, but I think this will look slightly better, and it has some goofy trailer junk at the front.[YTP] Those Darned Restaurants!noisepuppet2016-05-10 | They say the darnedest shit![VHS find] Home Poultry Flock Management 1987noisepuppet2016-05-09 | The rarest of the rare! Here is the sought-after 1987 Penn State U. video on keeping chickens for fun and profit. You won't find this one anywhere else! My name is Ozymandias, king of kings![VHS find] Food Service Sanitationnoisepuppet2016-05-09 | About 18 minutes of training wholesomeness released January 1996 from a gigantic chain restaurant conglomerate. I have 50 more minutes of this crap, but my capture program breaks it into 4GB chunks, and I think Part 1 is enough. This is the first time I'm trying my Panasonic DVX100b in analog pass-through mode, essentially as a capture card. The tape has some anti-copy encoding on it, and my cheap ez-cap clone couldn't handle it (by design, i suspect). But the digital camcorder eats it right up. Use this footage in things, please.[YTP] Windows Three Point DOSnoisepuppet2016-05-05 | CLICK IT PAM YES YEEESSSSS[YTP] Mad dogs and English lessonsnoisepuppet2016-04-01 | Conversations with malfunctioning androids.[YTP] Learn English from a rubber-faced psychonoisepuppet2016-03-23 | By request![YTP] Twist n Twistnoisepuppet2016-02-16 | Twist up and smoke it.[VHS find] Twist n Go Styling Magic 1994noisepuppet2016-02-15 | Someone YTP this bad source plz. It's fuggin magic.[YTP] Hairy Palmz is a swell place to dienoisepuppet2016-02-11 | By request.[YTP] A whiter shade of failnoisepuppet2016-02-04 | Ran out of things that rhyme with "vomit."[YTP] 240p of pure failurenoisepuppet2016-01-27 | 240p of MEATLOAF[YTP] Learn 12 kinds of DOS and throw upnoisepuppet2016-01-22 | The source audio was really horrible so I gave up kinda fast. HAPPY FRIDAY[YTP] Vote 4 Tootnoisepuppet2016-01-20 | Such wretchedness as has never been witnessed by human senses.