AlbinoBlackSheep
Witch Doctor ♫
updated
A headcanonical conclusion to Part 2 of the classic Simpsons episode, picking up from when Mr. Burns is about to reveal his shooter as being Maggie... OR WILL HE?
This video was made for - and as part of - The Nerd Degree podcast. Check http://NerdDegree.com for when the just-recorded podcast on "Mysteries" comes out!
Voice Acting by Jayden Libran - twitter.com/JaydenLibran
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Animated by Andrew Kepple -
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http://patreon.com/toomuchsparetime
Music & Sound FX by Alf Clausen, Danny Elfman, Hans Zimmer, Hoyt Curtin, Zapsplat.com and Andrew Kepple
To support the Pupper Paleolithic series as it progresses: patreon.com/toomuchsparetime
More from Andrew Kepple:
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- arc shot
- a photograph
- an echo
- and be in the genre of "the unwanted guest".
It won 3rd place overall.
The film is followed by a trailer for the new episode and series - begins April 3rd.
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Lyrics:
Turkeys
Turkeys
Who likes turkeys?
I like turkeys
Oh yeah?
Oh yeah
Well, have I got news for you
What's that?
I am a turkey
[Gasp]
I am a turkey
[Gasp]
I can see you're quite surprised
Man, I can't believe my eyes
Where'd you come from anyway?
Gobble, gobble, gobble
Wow
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Buy or stream the new album, Problem Attic:
nuclearbubblewrap.com/problemattic
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Lyrics:
What science can, it does willingly
From deep within curiosity
Through space and time, relativity
Go Apollo, so the people can see
Now with your hands, you've created me
With spirit and opportunity
I'll fly to Mars, braving gravity
Signals command till the task will break me
We're reading back what we couldn't see
We're blind without you
But our common goal will someday kill you
Curiosity... the spirit and opportunity
Repeats with each new rover
Do what you can when controlling me
What should I do? I'm a bit rusty
As time moves forward in this vacancy
Spirit will go, and then you'll replace me
We're reading back what we couldn't see
We're blind without you
But our common goal will someday kill you
Curiosity... the spirit and opportunity
Repeats with each new rover
Decrease the chance of immobility
Enrich me with your curiosity
Exploring worlds that you've never seen
I'll be your drone, till the cycle repeats
Get the new album Problem Attic:
nuclearbubblewrap.com/problemattic
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Lyrics:
A T rex, it be strong and built
But it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
It stands top o’ the food chain, it kills
Yes it do, oooo
A t rex got the holiest bod
Cause it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex can’t jack off and neither should you
Whoo oo
A t rex can’t put on its stilts
And it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
It can’t stop, drop and roll, and it can’t wipe its poo
Ooo, ooo, ooo
A t rex, it can’t knit a quilt
And it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex sets all the examples for you
Ooh, ooh
A t rex got nothin to lose
It got no sexy sins to confess in the pews
It got no, got no drugs and it got no tattoos
And when it goes to heaven it may see some angels with boobs
But when another T-rex shows her boobs he has to refuse
Because a T-rex is so pure, it’ll never be seduced
Now the lord may be forgiving, but one thing he won’t excuse
Let me iterate my point again and show off my moves
A t rex is perfectly built cause it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex is holy and pure, yes it’s true
Ooh, ooh ooh
A t rex won’t come in the box cause it can’t masturbate
Can’t masturbate
A t rex can’t confess any sins, how bout you?
Banana to scale: twitter.com/albinoblack/status/1298036136800133122/photo/1
More Music by Old Man Pie albinoblacksheep.com/oldmanpie
The Mucky Song Lyrics:
albinoblacksheep.com/audio/muckysong
I get out my mucky bed
And put on my mucky shirt
I eat my mucky breakfast
And get in my mucky car
I drive through mucky streets
To a mucky side of town
And I see you standing there
You look mucky enough to eat
We go in your mucky house
And have a mucky wicked drink
We take some mucky photographs
Of you and of me
And we romp around the room
In a mucky kind of way
And whisper sweet nothings
'Cause there's nothing left to say
Oh, Mucky
Mucky
I try on your mucky dress
Squeeze into your mucky shoes
I smeer you with lotion
While you sucky my mucky toes
I get back in my mucky car
And drive through mucky down
I reach my mucky house
To turn on my mucky PC
Mucky
Mucky
And I upload all those pictures
That I took of you and me
To a mucky little Web site
For mucky people to see
I get a thousand million emails
From all around the world
And they call me Mr. Mucky
'Cause mucky mucky mucky....
Mucky mucky mucky mucky you
Mucky mucky mucky mucky me
The oversized sheepies are a crowdfund. It does not look like we will make the goal to get them into production, but let's try anyways. If it doesn't happen you don't end up getting charged. I'm committing to buying 125 so we only need 275 and to reach the 400 required, and we are at just above 80 with under a week left. Can we get 195 orders? This isn't to make money or to "be relevant" (Flash is dying, of course) since I will gladly take a manageable loss just to get these made instead of just the demo ones already produced.
Banana to scale: twitter.com/albinoblack/status/1298036136800133122/photo/1
The oversized sheepies are a crowdfund. It does not look like we will make the goal to get them into production, but let's try anyways. If it doesn't happen you don't end up getting charged. I'm committing to buying 125 so we only need 275 and to reach the 400 required, and we are at just above 70 with a week left. Can we get 205 orders in a week? In response to some comments, this isn't to "make money" or to "be relevant" (Flash is dying, of course) since I will gladly take a manageable loss just to get these made for the people who want instead of just the couple demo ones already produced.
We tried to get these made in 2006 and they looked cheap and small. Makeship contacted us and promised theirs would be very big and high quality, and they were right. They only do crowdfunds, however.
Free MP3: albinoblacksheep.com/audio/rx
Remixed, Dale North
Animation by Shmorky, 2002
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Persona Satomi Tadashi Northside Rx Lyrics:
Doh doh doh, doh doh doh
Doh
Doh
Doh
Doh
Doh!
Waaaah!
Welcome to my pharmacy,
Drugs and pills as far as you can see
I enjoy your company
Just make sure you buy something from me
Please don't loiter, or lean on the wall
Drinking coffee and having a ball
'Cause you damn kids always spill stuff on the floor
And you don't clean it up, *and you stupid ass whore
Don't you know that I used to know karate
I'll punch you in the pee-pee, or i can just call the cops
I like to look at hot girls
'Specially cuties, boy they rock my world
Dirty man is how I'm known
Yes I like the school girl uniform
I use the mirror in the corner of store
To see some boobies and even some more
Oh hey hot booby girl
I dropped something on the floor
Hey could you bend over and pick it up
Don't you know my security cam record for me
So I can rewind it
And watch it to my hearts content
Free MP3:
albinoblacksheep.com/audio/yodaniel
Animation by Rafa Bale: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yodaniel
The sheepies are huge! Bigger than your face. See albinoblacksheep.com for more photos with an SNES controller to scale. I will personally make sure they reach production if we reach even 66% of our goal. Please commit to buy one. You will not be charged if the goal is not reached.
Use promo code firezemissiles to buy two or more.
2 or more promo: firezemissiles
Crowdfund ENDS Sept 3. Order your OVERSIZED (bigger than your face) sheepie plush. Read full description.
Animation: Andrew Kepple. Narration: LazyBoy (Yotam Perel). Singing: Tiana Camacho.
Thank you all fans of Albino Blacksheep. We will post more. There are many "sheepies" to save here onto YouTube.
This is larger than most plushes. Controller to scale. albinoblacksheep.com/image/plush/controller-to-scale.jpg
Someone asked where the money is going. We are breaking even to get these into production. If we get past our goal, more animations will be funded and extra sheepies will given as gifts to clients and animators. All three artists have been paid for this animation, for example.
The story of the plush is that someone offered to make these back in 2006 and they came out not looking like the logo, and they were also too small. We decided not to sell any or show the public. In 2020 Makeship from Canada contacted Albino Blacksheep to make these correctly and super big. The samples came out great so we agreed to their crowdfunding model. They require 400 orders for anyone to get one, so I hope the YouTube audience will take action and support these "bigger than your face" sheepies.
Original by Brian Kendall: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented
"Zeeky boogy doog!" is one of the earliest memes from 2001 and this video is the source.
Animutation by Andrew Kepple.
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0:06 Joe Brennan
0:18 Mike Breychak
0:31 Ryan "R. Wappin" Krzak - albinoblacksheep.com/rwappin
0:44 Andrew "TmsT" Kepple - albinoblacksheep.com/tmst
0:57 Austin Davis - https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCGGaAYrtixCOr6jNtnuY6Mw
1:10 Nick Leong - http://instagram.com/nickleongart
1:23 Grant Wooley - albinoblacksheep.com/wooleyworld youtube.com/user/WooleyWorld
1:36 Jeff "Aperture Jam" Cook
1:50 Rob Yulfo - youtube.com/user/anthraxyulfo
2:02 Anonymous
2:15 Brandon Thompson
2:28 Chris "Lepy" Meyer - twitter.com/slurpbert
2:41 Guy Incognito
Also featuring R Wappin and WooleyWorld albinoblacksheep.com/rwappin
albinoblacksheep.com/wooleyworld
Get the free MP3 & Lyrics: albinoblacksheep.com/audio/bunnies
Original Flash: albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pixelated
And a beef will rise again, broken machine in his hand.
Ten words: snapping bunnies twitching gurgling forget the bombs in your eyes.
Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SMASH those f*ing bunnies.
Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SPLAT those f*ing bunnies.
Send them information in a sensationalist manner, THEY CORRUPT.
Heads snapping and misspelling eyes twitching in response to the sound of the words.
Red world-like words zooming boiling.
Moons in the shallow sky.
Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SPLAT those f*ing bunnies.
Roaring with whispers to the tiny bunnies SQUISH those f*ing bunnies.
Twitching bleeding screaming bring the hammer down.
Screaming bunnies bleeding bloody bunnies smeared across the ground.
Drool spilling down his chin unto his beard as he screams red words at
A blank and pointless sky of mothers.
Red words popping and crackling black.
Ten words: Snapping bunnies twitching gurgling forget the bombs IN YOUR EYES.
Forget the bombs in your eyes.
Speak the words to crack open the sky.
Forget the bombs in your eyes.
Speak the words to crack open the sky.
Forget the bombs in your eyes.
Speak the words to crack open the sky.
Chords are probably: C C Em F G.
Here's
to the toast of the century.
I look at your face
look at my face
looking at your place
in this century.
You want the access
wait for actions
I weigh the assets
with which they will bury me.
So here's
to the toast of the century.
And here
is all that is dear to me.
It's for my childr'n
and for my brothers
and if I have time
I'd like to explain it to Thee.
In mint condition
a complete edition
it's your decision
to throw it away for me.
So here is all that is dear to me.
Third verse here:
Cheer,
Would you have a drink with me?
It's been a decade,
it's been a "coon's age"
and having that sayed:
you look amazing to me.
I sent you roses,
and then my motives,
and then you notice:
time gets away from me.
So Cheer,
Would you have a drink with me?
The sequel launches January 20th, 2018 at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/end-of-the-world-2
This is an HD version at 1080p resolution.
Notable quotes:
"H'okay so here's the Earth."
"But I'm le tired"
"Russia's like, 'AAAHHH MOTHERLAND!'"
"Canada's like, ''what's going on, eh?"
Bandcamp: nuclearbubblewrap.bandcamp.com/album/multiverses
iTunes: itunes.apple.com/ca/album/multiverses/id1072232860
Animated by Mato Filipović
youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ
Nuclear Bubble Wrap youtube
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Nuclear Bubble Wrap patreon
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Lyrics
There’s lots of space out in space between us, the sun, the moon and Mars
I’m looking up and growing angel wings
There’s lots of trash in our trash that fills up our earth, look to the stars
Let’s make it into treasure, imagine Earth with rings
So sing loud, the world will know that
Beauty will always live
It shines bright above our home
Reflecting life we give
There’s lots of rings in the outer regions, but we don’t get a few
I want to reach out but it’s never near
There’s lots of cosmic debris that’s making them shine, so let’s shine too
And when the ships lock on us, they’ll see that we're here
So sing loud, the world will know that
Beauty will always live
It shines bright above our home
Reflecting life we give
So sing loud, the world will know that
Beauty will always live
It shines bright above our home
Reflecting life we give
There’s lots of space out in space between us, the sun, the moon and Mars
I’m looking up and growing angel wings
There’s lots of trash in our trash that fills up our earth, look to the stars
Let’s make it into treasure, imagine Earth with rings
So sing loud, the world will know that
Beauty will always live
It shines bright above our home
Reflecting extinction
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguincalls
Author: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/drewmo
See the original file here: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesusdynamite
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Part 3: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/penguincalls
Phone calls made to drewmo: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/drewmo
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An animutation collaboration by Random Ferret, Toxic AKA Bob Barker, UN-J, Eric Fleck, Neil Cicierega, Andrew Kepple, Chainsaw Juggler, Nathew, Mudi, Glutnix, Bill Volk, Bort, Keith Stack
Made for St. Patrick's Day contest with the theme about luck.
Bedroom sexy noises.
Featuring guest voice by Andrew Kepple.
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Previous version had music problems. This is a test. Please bookmark source file instead: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/spy-and-pyro
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Song by Nuclear Bubble Wrap
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From the album Psycho Delicacy
iTunes download: itunes.apple.com/us/album/psycho-delicacy/id864106975
Lyrics:
Please come in and sit down
And don’t mind the messy house
My friends have some troubles
They don’t like to clean up stuff
DON’T TOUCH THAT! I mean they
Don’t want those hair clippings
To be messed with, and those stains on
The carpet just won’t come out
The markings and calls adorning of my walls
Are by my buddies, with markers, except when the words are red
You may not see but I’ve got many friends
I’ve got so many friends
Why don’t you meet my friends? (not crazy)
You don’t believe but I’ve got many friends
I’ve got so many friends
Why can’t you see my friends? (not crazy)
They whisper to me
They encourage me
They understand me
They command me
They confide in me
They revitalize me
They understand me
They command me
They like to take photos, yeah most are
Of females while they’re sleeping
It’s artful to take scissors and cut out their eyes
Don’t mind the doll heads
And limbs with red paint and knives
Stuck in them… that’s one of
Their hobbies I can’t explain
Don’t touch those bags, my friends would probably get mad
But you’ll soon know why they’re needed… it’s time to take out the trash
You don’t believe but I’ve got many friends
I’ve got so many friends
Why don’t you meet my friends? (not crazy)
You don’t believe but I’ve got many friends
I’ve got so many friends
Why can’t you see my friends? (not crazy)
They whisper to me
They encourage me
They understand me
They command me
They confide in me
They revitalize me
They understand me
They command me
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A man buys a talking fish that grants him the wish to make everything backwards.
Available on the album, "ANALBUM".
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VIDEO CREDITS:
Written & Directed by Mike Cisneros
Animated by Vinicius Machado
Animatic by John Berry
Character Designs by Kyle A. Carrozza
Story Boards by Mike Cisneros
Special Thanks to Chris Meyer
SONG CREDITS
Written & performed by Dino-Mike
Reporter Voice by Rachel VanNatta
Saxophone by Dino-Mike
Produced & Mixed by Bob Emmet
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www.youtube.com/dinomike13
dino-mike.bandcamp.com
@mikeoholic on Twitter
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Animated by Gwynn Earl http://www.youtube.com/gwynnearl
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/pirate
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Lyrics:
I am a third-generation pirate
Dad and gramps, that’s what they thought I’d be
But I’ve been on this boat so long
And the older I get I know it’s not the gig for me
Now I know why I don’t fit in
Looking at the scoundrels all around me
My chiseled face and perfect skin
Stand out in this sea of ugly
I am a gorgeous pirate
The only treasure here is my eyes
This job of robbery, I don’t desire it
The Dutchmen wishes he looked so fly
The open sea’s not meant for the really handsome
Case in point: those tacky wooden legs
Your fashion sense is with Davey Jones, that patch is gross
I volunteer to go walk the plank
Parrots suck, can we get a dog?
Avast ye lads, those legs need waxing
Sagging pants will earn you a flog
No one wants to see your Kraken
I am a stunning pirate
What dumb blind dude taught you to groom?
This will for pillaging, I don’t admire it
Take some tips from Orlando Bloom
I am a dashing pirate
The tricorn’s so 1662
This lust for plundering, I say retire it
I bet a mirror would change Roger’s mood
Animation by Mato Filipović - youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/the-seamen-parade
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Lyrics:
Hooray, it’s the march of the seamen parade
A day so very merry, fun, and gay
The captain, the steward, and the coxswain
All say, “Hey, it’s the seamen parade”
Tonight the booty’s in ample supply
The chest has treasure dripping from the sides
The overflowing motherlode’s on every eye
Aye-aye, marching for pirate pride
We’ll drink till we get good and wet
Till every one of us aches for the head
From the throbbing bilge to the poop deck
March those fine seamen
So how could any matey be down?
With such a lovely bounty that we found
If you see a single bloody lad wearing a frown
Then blow the man down
Animation by Max Reddersen
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/leviathan
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Lyrics:
Never would’ve left if I had known how it’d turn out
A colossal wreck, watching all my comrades drown
The last thing that I saw ‘fore I was swallowed whole
A giant pulsing eyeball and a big black hole
Trying not to think about what lies below
Terrified of where it goes
Praying I dissolve before I get to know
There were serpents on the map
We probably should’ve noticed that
Suddenly a figment rose
Towering above the boat
Aspidochelone, Tiamat, Yacumama
Hydra, Lusca, Kraken, Nessie and Bakunawa
If I could go back again and press redo
I’d tell them what awaited in the deadly blue
A vortex in the sea that salivates for you
Banging on its plate for food
Satiated only when it grabs ahold and chews
Demons in the undertow
I recommend that you stay home
Unless you find the notion of
Living in a stomach fun
Animation by Alex Vo
Get the song - smashyclaw.bandcamp.com/track/i-am-a-head-inside-a-head-inside-a-head-inside-a-head-2
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Lyrics:
Blue skin
Tail replaced the legs and gained translucence
A mutant blue skin
We suddenly crash with those distracting sirens singing
Scattered bits of ship are all that’s left
In slow motion we sank, watched the sky as it shrank
Garbled screams were drowning beneath waves
Became a new species, exchanging hue
Blue skin
Tail replaced the legs and gained translucence
A mutant blue skin
They’ll never believe that we can breathe beneath the water
Something drunken sailors swear they saw
But if you’re sinking down, freaking out as you drown
Worst case is you’re moving into town
Then someday soon, watch your shade turn into
Blue skin
Tail replaced the legs and gained translucence
A mutant blue skin
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/waterpark-inside-me
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Lyrics:
They told us we're basically water
Floating round in some soft fleshy junk
So I hope that the microbes that slide down my veins brought trunks
Tiny people need not pay admission
Cause my stomach's a wave pool for free
As they swim in my personal ocean, they can't tell it's me
I'm the guy behind the sea, Poseidon in reality
Dive in the lake I spawned
That's streaming beneath me eternally
Try my inner pond
If god was a lifeguard, it'd be me
Though I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside me
Gallons flow through the shell of your body
Splash Mountain's right under your skin
Moving levers to operate rides for the tide we hide within
Feel the grains of the sand in your fingers
Though statistics say it's mostly puke
On a beach that is oddly located within the walls we grew
A bottle that is labeled 'you' contains a place of fabled blue
Dive in the lake I spawned
That's streaming beneath me eternally
Try my inner pond
If god was a lifeguard, it'd be me
Though I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside me
Though I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside me
Though I'm dry, there's a waterpark inside me
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Happy Independence Day / 4th of July 2016!
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Music by Smashy Claw - http://www.youtube.com/smashyclaw
Animation by Todd Christiansen
Get the song - music.smashyclaw.com/track/flying
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Lyrics:
When you're on the sea and it's raining outside
You can't tell if you're sailing or flying
Cause just for a second the sky
Is symmetrically wet with the tide
Get the free MP3: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/reformat-the-planet
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Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/taking-the-kid-out
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Lyrics:
Like my old man did
Taking the kid out to fish
Hold them when they’re young
Then you blink and they’ve grown up
Doctor called yesterday
Sank so low as he spoke
Better late than never to bond on the boat
Blazing morning sun
Kiddo’s coughing up a lung
Innocent and brave
I wish I could say the same
Shaking fists push him in
Splashes shaking the lake
Then it’s still, and I paddle away
Video by Pitamaha Prabhakar - youtube.com/channel/UCAjYI_bgSVgcA-Y8hmf3aTQ
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/alien-ocean
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Lyrics:
Something had died and its shell floated by at the pier
And like a headphone made of bone, I put it to my ear
The ocean was played in an audio wave like some otherworldly, terrible song
But then later at night, back at home, I retried and I heard it still when the ocean was gone
As it called to me, somehow I knew it was not from this galaxy
Alien Ocean, a wave that could drown
Alien Ocean, hear the sound
Alien Ocean, alarmingly loud
Panicked and stunned, had to warn every one of the shell
They called me insane, that’s okay, I can save Earth myself
Now I’m watching my back, need a plan of attack, if you think I’ll go quietly then think again
So just watch what you say near a lake or a bay, cause those neon monsters are all listening in
Telepathically, shining their probes for the day that they land for me
Alien Ocean, a wave that could drown
Alien Ocean, hear the sound
Alien Ocean, alarmingly loud
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/deadbeat-decimal-2
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My name is 3.14160
You might have heard of my brother
His name is π
Everybody is so damn proud of him
They say he's a constant
While I'm constantly high
He gets all the glory
They think I am boring
I'm over shined
He'll help you do geometry
They're not so fond of me
He's in his prime
My parents two and three
They barely even notice me
I'm still living with them
While my brother bathes in his success
I dropped out of school
I'm a deadbeat decimal
Every Christmas, π got more presents than me
They thought he was special, I disagree
They're so impressed by how he can find the ratio of a circle’s circumference
Well, I can balance a spoon on my nose
He gets all the revelry
I'm stuck in obscurity
I'm left behind
But if I ever need some fast cash
I've got a tape of a half-naked dance
He did when he was 5 (black-mail, home boy)
My parents two and three
They barely even notice me
I'm still living with them
While my brother bathes in his success
I dropped out of school
I'm a deadbeat decimal
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Lyrics:
Here I go into enemy territory
In the next ten minutes I could be dead
Even though I’ve got karate grip
It isn’t useful cause my arms won’t bend
Piles of plastic privates passing by my eye
As I’m guided through the jungle carpet by some guy
His giant hands, like a clamp, are wrapped around my whole body
I’m a slave working for a tyrant
Just yesterday I was in a tea party
I’ve got a grave and he’s inclined to find it
Once he gets bored of this war, I’m sure that he will break me
Getting close, my digits fidget with each step
Feeling at my head that got chewed on by the dog
I’m a ghost that pictures his last breath
Dead in his never-changing camouflage
I scarcely breathe as carefully I traipse debris
I see several silent soldiers that look just like me
His crippling grip on my ribs gets me to wishing he’d end it
I’m a slave working for a tyrant
Just yesterday I was in a tea party
I’ve got a grave and he’s inclined to find it
Once he gets bored of this war, I’m sure that he will break me
The screws inside my head begin to shake with fear
Then a woman in the distance says “the bus is here”
Me and the slain are detained, entrapped in a plastic basket
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw.com/track/goldfish
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Lyrics:
Oh hey, motherf*cker. I’m a goldfish
Our attention span ain’t short at all
We just think that you’re all boring as sh*t
Oh hey, motherf*cker. I’m a goldfish
Rad ass gangster swimming round with his dope fins
Tricked out visage with his wicked freaking gold skin
I‘m ‘a f*ck your mom
Oh hey, stupid fucker. I’m a goldfish
All you Homo sapiens think you’re the sh*t
Just press your lips to the glass, so you can kiss my dick
Oh hey, oxy sucker. I’m a goldfish.
Chilling on the Billboard cause this single is a smash hit
Go on tour provided there’s a freshwater tank equipped
I’m ‘a f*ck your mom
I know this song’s going gold like me
Y’all are jealous as hell, you can’t beat this MC
MC Cyprinidae
Oh hey, f*cker. Wanna sleep with the fishes?
Bust a carp in your arse and leave you needing sixty stitches
Wearing grills in my gills, po-po up in my business
I’m ‘a f*ck your mom
Oh hey, fleshy fucker. I’m a goldfish
Gangster ass figger wrecking shit like a rich pimp
Underwater castle with the bitches is where I live
I’m ‘a f*ck your mom in my sweet aquarium
Don’t flush me down the John (dead)
Get the song - http://music.smashyclaw..com/track/the-tom-holland-song
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Lyrics:
Tom Holland, Tom Holland
Does whatever an actor can
Gets a script, reads his lines
Then his mom says it’s bedtime
Look out, here comes the Tom Holland
Is he strong? Probably not
Just a dude with an acting job
Can he swing from a thread?
No, he can’t, are you listening?
He’s not actually Spider-Man
“He’s great in the role”
Says a proud MCU
“And when he gets too old
We can always reboot”
Tom Holland, Tom Holland
Friendly neighborhood Tom Holland
Wealth and fame, not ignored
Wealth and fame is his reward
With him, box office gross is higher
Screw Garfield and Macguire
Check out the Tom Holland
Music by Smashy Claw (youtube.com/smashyclaw)
Animation by Mato Filipović (youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Lyrics:
We heard the sirens when you got pulled over by that tank
Hope your mandatory beating went well
If you resist a little bit they bring the cage
Then you’re just one of a hundred in a small cell
That’s how justice is dealt
We learn in school about the riots of 4003
When the totalitarians won the world war
Blood was rushing into sewers in the city streets
Blood of rebels that would dare dethrone our kind lords
But the peace was restored
I think we all agree, a life of servitude is better than death
So, what’s with all the dread?
Cogs mustn’t misplace their steps or machines get upset
We’re living in the greatest age (since the system was gained)
With harmony among the twenty states that remain (now our brains have been trained)
We so adore the uniforms the court orders us to don (the blood is flushed by the rain)
Obey, and maybe you’ll stay safe (we drink to drain the hate away)
In every book a page or two is blackened out and burned
Like the bible says, don’t ask questions
Were you dumb enough to say you don’t believe those words?
No one gives two shits about your two cents
Thoughts belong in your head
Should the shadow council deem you guilty of what they say you’ve done
We know their judgment is just
I’m sure their dungeon’s tons of fun, insubordinate scum
We’re living in the greatest age (since the system was gained)
With harmony among the twenty states that remain (now our brains have been trained)
We so adore the uniforms the court orders us to don (the blood is flushed by the rain)
Obey, and maybe you’ll stay safe (we drink to drain the hate away)
We’re living in the greatest age (since the system was gained)
With harmony among the twenty states that remain (now our brains have been trained)
We so adore the uniforms the court orders us to don (the blood is flushed by the rain)
Obey, and maybe you’ll stay safe (the blood is flushed by the rain)
We drink to drain the hate away (the blood is flushed by the rain)
We’ve got to say we love this place
Only a traitor would complain
Animation by Mato Filipović (youtube.com/channel/UCzIJ2IHzfrBH69IRC45qqeQ)
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
iTunes - itunes.apple.com/us/album/da-capo-single/id1102232132
Google Play - itunes.apple.com/us/album/da-capo-single/id1102232132
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Lyrics:
My aching legs await the words that pour from pens
The kind he sings in rhyme define my every step
It ends and briefly then the puppet strings go limp
But when it starts again, so does its Sisyphus
Cause all I know is this: the song that never quits
In the earworm from hell
There’s a cell behind the bars and lines
Don’t believe in the lie
When the pie says music died
Beneath your mp3 a scene repeats all day
It’s me who plays the lead but dreams of an escape
As if a broken disc could skip an endless jam
My arms are slaves to art, I march to bard’s command
On charts Descartes is crammed, he sings therefore I am
In the earworm from hell
There’s a cell behind the bars and lines
Don’t believe in the lie
When the pie says music
Diatonic decay
Da capo decapitates
Do re mi fa so la ti do
Oh slay me god or let me go
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/zekeyspaceylizard
Bandcamp - http://music.smashyclaw.com/album/former-spine
iTunes - itunes.apple.com/us/album/former-spine/id711896417#
Spotify - http://sptfy.com/1kaE
Lyrics:
If it’s not a dream, then I’m freaking out
These lips are stained crimson and my skin is pale like a clown
I fell into chemicals, my pigment was rearranged
You made us a madman and I’m trapped inside our brain
You’re killing for nothing now with a chilling laugh
I'm telling you that I’m coming back
Living in dreams, a good guy’s here past the Glasgow smile
I’m in your subconscious, like the Red Hood’s in exile
But soon I’m gonna get away
You’re wasting your time, chasing bats just to try and look mean
But overall, you’re just Ted Bundy with a stand-up routine
I can’t forget Jeanie’s death, though it’s been years
Got caught by the dark night, then in a moment I disappeared
But now you’re the CEO and I’m a stooge
I'm telling you that I’m breaking loose
Living in dreams, a good guys here past the Glasgow smile
I’m in your subconscious, like the Red Hood’s in exile
But soon I’m gonna get away
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
Lyrics:
I’m a head inside a head
Looking through the eye holes of the head that is in front of me
I’m a head inside a head
The head that sits inside me peers into my eyes so it can see
I’m a head inside a head
Miles in the heads continue looking through the other’s eyes
I’m a head inside a head
Deep beneath the heads get small enough to reach an atom’s size
I’m a head inside a head
If you’re still confused, decapitate a Matryoshka doll
I’m a head inside a head
Like a layered onion in a giant, fleshy, pulsing ball
I’m a head inside a head
Floating in the ether, every head it chants in unison
I’m a head inside a head
A billion voices crying out their hunger for another skin