Connected TV ep1 pt2, 1998: Robert X Cringely, Larry Page, Sergey Brin, Simon Murdoch fakebitpolytechnic 2013-10-04 | Pt 1 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8NjrFVQzgE
NTK Live #2, 1998-03-16 fakebitpolytechnic 2023-04-02 | 0:00 Protracted “Kill the Bill-a-thon” intro – Dave Green, Dan O’Brien, Lee Maguire3:05 Opening titles, science week exposition – as above5:30 News on Keith Teare, Jobs v Newton, AOL talks to animals – feat. Cait Hurley10:10 Phone-prank guest Charlie Brooker (“controversial cartoonist”)20:45 Bill-a-thon update23:00 Memepool Q&A – Yoz Grahame, Tom Standage, Rupert Goodwins, Matthew “Kuji” Bevan (questioners/questioned include Matt Jones, Emma Westecott)40:30 Internet weather – James Coates43:55 GTA1: Did It Ruin Your Life? – Andy Mackay47:25 Bill-a-thon conclusion49:30 AntiNews51:52 End credits – produced by Gavin Starks
Euro Football Mania (1996) - John Rhino Edwards, Status Quo? fakebitpolytechnic 2021-06-08 | lyrics via statusquo.boards.net/thread/11284/quo-football-song
Mitch Bradley singing the Open Firmware Song - 2001 or earlier? fakebitpolytechnic 2021-03-27 | from http://www.firmworks.com/www/ofw.htm
We Didnt Start The Weblogs (Nikolai Nolan, 2000) - Lyric video fakebitpolytechnic 2020-10-30 | lyrics & audio from web.archive.org/web/20010802082259/http://www.fairvue.com/?feature=start
Take It Higher - Channel 5s The Gadget Show effort to get number 1 in the download chart, 2005 fakebitpolytechnic 2020-01-26 | ...
We Control The Infrastructure - Fakebit Polytechnic (vs Smart Money 1986 hacking movie) fakebitpolytechnic 2019-04-09 | "Show more" for full lyrics... soundcloud.com/fakebitpolyfacebook.com/fakebitpolytechnicYour downloads infringed our copyrightWe traced the requestsThe files were unencryptedAnd bound for your addressWe analysed our log filesWe were unimpressedCut your umbilical connectionTo the online developed WestThe Norse detective novels are redacted from the tablet in your handWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?You're excommunicated from the Church of Kurzweil and Ayn RandWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?You make alerts sound in our credit control systemsKnocked back by payday loan website algorithmsThere's some dude in a white van outside your houseTo turn your water off like the EDF turned your lights outYou missed your payments, don't return our calls, you ignored our demandsWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?Now you will suffer thirst, your sinuses and throat as dry as sandWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?And all those videos you put on YouTube to promote your bandAnd all those drum loops you just sampled in, you'll wish you'd played by handWe're using app stores since the file share sites were shut down by the ManJust tell us who'll replace us in this revolution you've got planned?What part of "we control the flipping infrastructure" do you not understand?
Light up Ion Piano Apprentice keys using Web MIDI & 2 other methods fakebitpolytechnic 2018-12-31 | 0:00 Method 1: Sending Core MIDI to Ion Piano via an app like Xequence http://www.seven.systems/en/apps/xequence/overview/ (I don't think Garageband can send MIDI out?)1:00 Method 2: using Javascript like http://xcom2002.com/midi.html in the iOS Web MIDI Browser http://www.taktech.org/takm/WebMIDIBrowser/Web_MIDI_Browser.html(more on Web MIDI here code.tutsplus.com/tutorials/introduction-to-web-midi--cms-25220 )2:56 Method 3 (requires iPad): select Piano as an output insynthesiagame.com
Mrs Flash Is Coming Your Way - special House On Wheels mix fakebitpolytechnic 2018-11-27 | early '60s TV ad, plus @simesgreen's early '90s breakbeat Octamed remix, together at last!
NTK wins NetMedia Internet Journalist Of The Year, July 2001 fakebitpolytechnic 2018-11-07 | shaky Bigfoot-sighting-style footage (probably) filmed by twitter.com/agentgav
MCKC rap anthem - now with partial lyrics fakebitpolytechnic 2018-10-31 | words mostly via (that) Harry Shearer, please comment if you can work out the others?nytimes.com/2002/05/12/weekinreview/word-for-word-all-together-now-tone-deaf-corporations-search-perfect-pitch.html
Classic pop medley on the Ditty Editor GBA tracker fakebitpolytechnic 2018-09-02 | ...anyone recognise the random bar that appears around 0:19?(the songs used to loop individually, I forgot how to use Ditty Editor after Ben Goldacre (!) introduced me to LSDJ)
RISE TV: Dave Green snack roundup with Leslie Dirty Den Grantham, 2003 fakebitpolytechnic 2018-06-17 | + Iain Lee, Kate Lawler, and a child. A bit more backstory on one product which fortunately was not used: web.archive.org/web/20030618035227/http://www.55379009.com:80/mediaassassin
The Pod – The Event (highlights): Julian Barratt, Tim Hope, 1998? fakebitpolytechnic 2018-04-14 | 0:00 Intro/ Crusts of your Dreams (original album mix)4:35 “Virtual on-the-net gig jamming session sort of thing”7:10 “Martin’s Juno’s Gone Down”
Drugs - Taking Their Lives Away Narcotic Influence sample, From Beyond 1987 fakebitpolytechnic 2016-11-09 | Kind of quiet, the framerate looks a bit off (/slowed down even more in the track?), but this is definitely the original...
2017 Wonder Woman trailer with 1970s TV theme (rough cut!) fakebitpolytechnic 2016-07-25 | Apologies for low quality etc - this is not a recut of the the trailer, just the last half of it with the TV theme running in the background. A proper high-definition edit has been left as an exercise for the reader.
I bypassed the compressor fakebitpolytechnic 2016-05-31 | belated "Force Awakens" nitpick: is the compressor the thing Rey is now holding (and that's the joke), otherwise how has it been "bypassed" by pulling something out..?
home-recorded Wuthering Heights cover - on Casio SK1 or similar? fakebitpolytechnic 2016-05-04 | credited to "Franner Otter from Whitstable", winner of Amiga Power karaoke machine competition, Dec 1993
£10 Rock Band keytar as wireless MIDI controller for Rasp Pi, Windows or wired/MIDI-powered Arduino fakebitpolytechnic 2016-02-17 | twitter.com/fakedavegreen - code at github.com/fakebitpolytechnic/cheapmidi/tree/master/midicode-rasp-pi , bit more info at www.cheapsynth.com
Time Gentlemen Please s1e12: Day Of The Trivheads - Al Murray, Rich Herring, Ben Moor fakebitpolytechnic 2015-11-27 | ...
Attachments episode 1 - BBC dotcom drama (2000), post-watershed/recommended for older viewers fakebitpolytechnic 2015-11-09 | Study guide: "What would the characters in Attachments need in order for them to seriously consider the claims of Jesus Christ?"web.archive.org/web/20010124062500/http://www.damaris.org/online_resources/guides/2000/attachments.htmplus "live" readalong commentary here (NB some strong language, outdated/unmoderated opinions):web.archive.org/web/20041208225603/http://www.everyonehatesattachments.com/episode1.html
someone flying an elaborate water-powered jet-pack round Surrey Quays fakebitpolytechnic 2015-10-31 | ...
DJ Hero controller vs BeagleRT low-latency audio engine (via Rasp Pi) fakebitpolytechnic 2015-07-20 | yes I do realise this is potentially missing the point of BeagleRT, but it was the easiest way to get it to work without a detailed understanding of USB handling in C - (very) prototype code available here:github.com/fakebitpolytechnic/cheapmidi/tree/master/RaspPi-to-BeagleRT
ADD Like I Do - Fakebit Polytechnic live at Montague Arms, Jan 2015 fakebitpolytechnic 2015-06-12 | http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by twitter.com/kassschmitt - "Show more" for full lyrics...You say you're hyperactiveYour concentration flips from one thing to anotherAnd it makes you so distractedBut there's some things you've yet to discoverLike I'm nodding at this news that you're not stableBut I'm listening to the conversation that they're having at the next tableYou can't stop staring at TVs, And you turn up whenever you damn well pleaseBut you don't really ADD like I doYou're always texting while we're talking, Cos normal conversation's just too boringBut you don't really ADD like I doAnd I don't believe you hear or see like I doI don't think you're getting the bored expressions flashing across my face in fractions of a secondIt's like you don't have the channels I've subscribed toBecause you don't ADD, you don't ADD like me(You can't stop staring at TVs,)- and while we're glamorising neurological conditions(you turn up whenever you damn well please)- I'd like to emphasise that it's not a competition(You're always texting while we're talking)- I'm sure there's things you feel more severely(But you don't really)- you don't nearly(You don't really)- you don't clearlyYou don't really ADD like me
Why Cant I Be Like Lee Coombs? - Fakebit Polytechnic live at Montague Arms, Jan 2015 fakebitpolytechnic 2015-06-10 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by twitter.com/kassschmittAt the house of Lee CoombsWe discuss a websiteFor his record labelWe look at the old siteOn his shiny laptopAn the coffee tableHe's got a home studioWith a 303(classic acid synth)Set up on a mezzanineAbove the bedroomPreaching from his plinthWhy can't I be like Lee Coombs?Is it because I am a tithead?He used to DJ acid houseNow he plays breakbeatHe's always on the sceneHe plays Brazilian festivalsWith all the girls thereYou know what I meanNo-one attends my concertsOr chants my lyricsOr dances to my tunesWhy can't I be successful?Why can't I be more - Be more like Lee Coombs?Why can't I be like Lee Coombs?Is it because I'm scared of my own power?No: it's because I am a tithead.
Melody Express train plays Pachelbels Canon, Total Eclipse of the Heart... fakebitpolytechnic 2015-05-18 | ...
Single-chip Cheapsynth running Mozzi Arduino audio library, all powered by MIDI cable fakebitpolytechnic 2015-03-27 | Even more minimal version of the (now slightly out of date) project at http://fakebitpolytechnic.com - probably the main insight is that you can edit the BODLEVEL "fuses" on the Atmel chip (eg to 2.7 or even 1.8V) so that it'll continue to run quite happily at voltages of around 1-2V, as hopefully explained here:http://www.crash-bang.com/programme-avr-fuse
Playing in Poundland - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Montague Arms FuturePunk Fest, Peckham, Jan 2015 fakebitpolytechnic 2015-02-09 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by http://twitter.com/VioletBerlin http://twitter.com/GarethJonesTVI heard "Daft Punk Is Playing At My House" playing in PoundlandAnd I've nothing against Poundland, I just don't want that to happen to meSo I've listed out all of this song's terms and conditionsTo which, by listening to any part of it, you automatically agreeFirst off, this song may not be played in supermarketsIn malls, or on the high street, or in outlet villages on the edge of town...and you can't just record a different versionThis song may not be covered by Radiohead, X-Factor contestants, or ukelele playersOr anyone appearing on the Radio One Live LoungeThis song may not accompany TV montagesAs a clumsy indicator of the mood that the narrator wants to setThis song may not advertise Apple iPods, [insert "topical" reference], or mobile phone network talk-time tariffsThat imply that they provide some state of mystical telepathic communion with everyone you've ever metAnd people say "Well, aren't you restricting your audience?"And I say "Yes, but I'm keeping all my self-respect"And record labels say that the market today won't want quite this degree of self-referentiality anywayAnd I say "Who knows what will be in fashion next?"This song may not be the backing for wacky Youtube videos of pets, extreme sports, or troops shooting civiliansIt's not part of any Facebook campaign, petition, or quizThis song may not be put in a powerpoint as a towering example of the power of social mediaParticularly if by some unlikely quirk of fate it actually isThis song may not appear on any Top Gear CD of Essential Driving AnthemsIt's not streamable in Grand Theft Auto, playable in Guitar Hero, or available in Simlish, the made-up language of The SimsThis song may not be compared by reviewers to either Thou Shalt Always Kill or The Revolution Will Not Be TelevisedUnless it's telling everyone they also ought to listen to themAnd people say "You can't control your work once it's out there"And I say "Hey, has anyone really tried?"And music supervisors, and X-Factor contestants, and shopkeepers ask: Am I seriously suggesting that all these things should now take place in a tense, awkwardly expectant silence?And I say, really that's between you and LCD Soundsystem, I'm just trying to draw a lineAnd Daft Punk Is Playing (Daft Punk Is Playing)Daft Punk Is Playing (Daft Punk Is Playing)Daft Punk Is Playing (Daft Punk Is Playing)Daft Punk Is Playing (Daft Punk Is Playing)And I've nothing against Poundland (nothing against Poundland)I've nothing against Poundland (nothing against Poundland)I've nothing against Poundland (nothing against Poundland)I've nothing against PoundlandI just don't want that to happen to me
On Facebook - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Beats & Eats, Croydon, Dec 2014 fakebitpolytechnic 2014-12-17 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by twitter.com/rainycatI know you won't use Facebook to tell me you've changed your mindBut just in case there's just a chance I'm on there all the timeWhere the screens are full of details of the people that we knowAnd if you thought we had a shot it really doesn't showThere's always new ways to miss you here in the updates and the feedsWhen you make new friends or take photos of men it sends the full telemetryIt suggests your name in searches, but mercifully somehowdoesn't mention your relationship status, 'cos that's too much right nowSo it's likeThere's no trace of your embrace there on Facebook (on your Facebook profile)Our long conversations don't rate a mention there on Facebook (on your Facebook profile)It'll be like we never spent those times together there on Facebook (on your Facebook profile)And I'm still clicking where I'm still missing you on Facebook (on your Facebook profile)And I guess there must be settings to help this torment endI could just block the updates or delete you as a friendBut receiving these reminders with the feelings fading outAnd agreeing that they're fleeting is what being here's aboutTill it's likeThere's no trace of your embrace then on FacebookOur long conversations won't rate a mention then on FacebookIt'll be like we never spent those times together then on FacebookAnd I'll stop clicking when I've stopped missing you on FacebookThere's always new ways to miss you here on FacebookAnd some things should just disappear from FacebookOne day I'll put all this behind me on FacebookBut there'll always be some things to remind me on Facebook
Move Any Mountain - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Waste Agency disused HMV, Nov 2014 fakebitpolytechnic 2014-11-26 | http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - http://twitter.com/fakedavegreen
Melody Express train plays Brick (by Ben Folds Five) fakebitpolytechnic 2014-11-23 | inexplicably I ended up selling this versatile and expressive instrument:http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/231390045290 (also "plays" a passable Pachelbel's Canon, Total Eclipse of the Heart:youtube.com/watch?v=gv5uV_uCJDY )
Rock Band keyboard & Raspberry Pi, Guitar Hero & Ableton Live: London Maker Faire Nov 2014 fakebitpolytechnic 2014-11-17 | ...
Usb-ular Bells - Rock Band, DJ Hero, PS2 controllers + Rasp Pi, Windows PC, Android tablet fakebitpolytechnic 2014-09-02 | More detailed explanation + source code links to follow..!
Culture Is The Death Force - Fakebit Polytechnic live at Beats & Eats, Croydon Jun 2014 fakebitpolytechnic 2014-06-24 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by twitter.com/rainycatI knew this multiplex when it was all fields, now it's a car parkAnd the birdsong's been replaced with spinning wheels in the half-darkI guess it started when we started talking, way backNow we digest ecosystems and we excrete tarmacAnd roads bisect the outbackAnd towns spread up the lanesLike infections spread up veinsGirl I'll take you out, wanna show you howCulture has become the Death ForceI'll affect my swag, you'll toss your hair and poutCulture has become the Death ForceAs I hold your waist, as my hands head southAs you press your mouth against my mouthHuman culture has become the Death ForceCulture is the Death ForceEthical bushmeat burger restaurantStem cells of any species that you wantEvery extinct animal under the sunFrom gene bank to broth tank to bunThe chimpanzee sounds fun[Chorus]A fusion reactor for every family homeThe oceans boil off into spaceWe distill new oceans from our hubris and testosteroneAnd nanotech means things will work out great'Til the quadracopters learn to self replicate[Chorus]From Geoffrey Chaucer to Radio 4 -- Culture is the Death ForceOrphan sources, Chief Inspector Morse -- Culture is the Death ForceOrganised religion, the domesticated horse -- Culture is the Death ForceKill another mammal, autopsy the corpse -- Culture is the Death Force
ADD Like I Do - Fakebit Polytechnic live at Beats & Eats, Croydon Jun 2014 fakebitpolytechnic 2014-06-16 | http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by twitter.com/rainycat - "Show more" for full lyrics...You say you're hyperactiveYour concentration flips from one thing to anotherAnd it makes you so distractedBut there's some things you've yet to discoverLike I'm nodding at this news that you're not stableBut I'm listening to the conversation that they're having at the next tableYou can't stop staring at TVs, And you turn up whenever you damn well pleaseBut you don't really ADD like I doYou're always texting while we're talking, Cos normal conversation's just too boringBut you don't really ADD like I doAnd I don't believe you hear or see like I doI don't think you're getting the bored expressions flashing across my face in fractions of a secondIt's like you don't have the channels I've subscribed toBecause you don't ADD, you don't ADD like me(You can't stop staring at TVs,)- and while we're glamorising neurological conditions(you turn up whenever you damn well please)- I'd like to emphasise that it's not a competition(You're always texting while we're talking)- I'm sure there's things you feel more severely(But you don't really)- you don't nearly(You don't really)- you don't clearlyYou don't really ADD like me
Rock Band keyboard sending wireless MIDI to OSX fakebitpolytechnic 2014-02-23 | 2016 update: now possible to do this using web.archive.org/web/20160430202013/http://midimasher.djism.com (on OSX, Windows or Linux) with these 2 config filesgithub.com/fakebitpolytechnic/cheapmidi/tree/master/midicode-all-luaOLD TEXT: "Short demo of github.com/nardi/rbkey-midi in action - increasingly there are easier ways of doing this now, but you do also get MIDI data from the pitch bend and modulation control strip and can change octave with the D-Pad, which I didn't realise at the time.In theory it should work on Windows as well but I couldn't get all the required Node.js components to install properly, you may have better luck with that..."
Cheap Meat - Fakebit Polytechnic live at Beats & Eats, Croydon Dec 2013 fakebitpolytechnic 2014-01-24 | http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by Mike Redina - "Show more" for full lyrics...Business at Croydon's Crown Hill franchise of Kentucky Fried Chicken has gone through the roof since nude near-table dancing club For Your Eyes Only opened directly across the streetSouth London men like cheap meatWe go outHunting women in packsWatching each other's backsPlay XBox to relaxDream of slaughtering our enemiesWe get highIndex of Body MassShake our overweight assFail the tests for the SASChilli on the chicken doner pleaseDown the hill, a man pisses against a wallA doner kebab in his free handChilli sauce and grease drip from the kebabCongealing like wax in the urine around his feetSouth London men like cheap meatWe go outHunting women in packsWatching each other's backsPlay XBox to relaxDream of slaughtering our enemiesWe get highIndex of Body MassShake our overweight assFail the tests for the SASChilli on the chicken doner pleaseFinish your Fat Belly's Breakfast and it's on the houseSo, while he's gagging on bacon rinds and he's got chest pain consistent with the beginnings of coronary heart diseaseHis mates are watchingAnd there's no way he's going to admit defeatSouth London men like cheap meatAnd they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus out through BrixtonAnd they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus out through StreathamAnd they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus out through NorburyAnd they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus down to Croydon
Tubular Bells on £10 Rock Band MIDI keytars (well, end of Tubular Bells side 1) fakebitpolytechnic 2013-12-20 | 2x £10 Rock Band MIDI keytars from CeX uk.webuy.com/search/index.php?stext=rock+band+keyboard§ion=1x Arduino Nano running Mozzi synth library http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com1x Yamaha MU10 sound module (which we got for £5 at a boot sale)1x Roland MC303 (not as good as a real TB303, but less than £100 second-hand)Lager: performers' own
We Control The Infrastructure - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Beats & Eats, Nov 2013 fakebitpolytechnic 2013-12-16 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnicYour downloads infringed our copyrightWe traced the requestsThe files were unencryptedAnd bound for your addressWe analysed our log filesWe were unimpressedCut your umbilical cordTo the developed WestThe Norse detective novels are redacted from the tablet in your handWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?You're excommunicated from the Church of Kurzweil and Ayn RandWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?You triggered alerts in our credit control systemsKnocked back by payday loan website algorithmsNow there's a dude in a white van outside your houseTo turn your water off like EDF turned your lights outYou miss your payments, don't return our calls, you ignore our demandsWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?Now you will die of thirst, your sinuses and throat as dry as sandWhat part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?And all the video you put on Youtube to promote your bandAnd all the drum loops you just sampled in, you'll wish you'd played by handWe're using app stores since the file share sites were shut down by the ManJust tell me who'll replace us in this revolution you've got planned?What part of "we control the infrastructure" do you not understand?
The Shamen / Xmas mashup - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Beats & Eats, Nov 2013 fakebitpolytechnic 2013-12-05 | Latest in our annual "From The Crib" series of rap lyrics to the tunes of Christmas carols (previously: Three Ships v Run DMC http://www.daveg.dial.pipex.com/ItsTrickyToSeeThreeShips.mp3 )I've cut the intro on how it might have been easier to make "Ebeneezer Goode" more Dickensian ("He's a Scrooge, he's a Scrooge, his fortune's huge, he's Ebeneezer Scrooge"). Oh and the clip at the end is from Kate Walsh's covers album Peppermint Radio http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B003VPC75M/needtoknow0ewhich also has acoustic versions of Blur's Beetlebum and EMF's Unbelievable - looking forward to the Xmas TV ads featuring those...http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - http://twitter.com/fakedavegreen
Ive Conquered Worlds - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Beats & Eats, Nov 2013 fakebitpolytechnic 2013-12-01 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - vid by facebook.com/john.pape.526Maybe you despise my leisuretime activitiesMaybe I aspire to a special place in historyI want to be remembered with inventors and philanthropistsDespite confining my adventures to the kind of worlds that don't existWhile you were measuring out your life in JD WetherspoonsI became a mighty warlord, like Genghis Khan or Kim Jong-UnI'm the mayor of San Andreas, president of Eve OnlineLook upon my handiworks, on PSN or XBox LiveI've conquered worlds - in any fictive conflict, I will come off bestI've conquered worlds - yet no-one that I tell's the slightest bit impressedThey need to see the Youtube clip where my victory flag unfurlsOn my conquered worlds, on my conquered worlds, on my conquered worldsI've conquered worldsIn Xanadu did Kubla Khan a pleasure-dome decreeThat's not a patch on what I've made in Minecraft recentlyI'm considered deadly in Middle Earth or AzerothMy exploits will be legendary till they turn the servers offI've conquered worlds - I've carved through galaxies with a bullet or a knifeI've conquered worlds - yet somehow I'm a failure in my actual lifeYou should hear the ridicule I get, the insults that are hurledBut I'm not trying to make new friends, I'm trying to conquer worldsTrying to conquer worldsI'm like the Napoleon of these imaginary realms/ Versus meAlexander the great would be greatly overwhelmedMy list of online victories shows I'm not "weirdly defensive"I would put them on my CV but printer ink's expensiveI've conquered worlds - the triumphs of so many, cared about by so fewI’ve conquered worlds – Kinect can’t detect the tears I’ve shed at the things I’ve had to doI've conquered worlds - my RSI's a nightmare, my spine's permanently curvedThat's just the price when you've lived a life that's full - full ofconquered worldsI've conquered worldsI know this sounds completely bonkersbut I've lost count of the worlds I've conqueredIt's not that I'm some kind of monsterBut I reallly like to conquer worlds, that's why I've conquered worlds!
Charlie Brookers confrontational games reviews, The Kit, BBC Knowledge, 1999? fakebitpolytechnic 2013-11-30 | digitised (badly) by http://twitter.com/fakedavegreen 0:00 James Gale, Total Control Magazine ("Don't look at my pie")4:32 Jim Haryott, Computeractive Magazine ("Have you been in many fights?" "Not like this, no")6:50 Leo Sayer ("Have a handful of jam")7:40 Gia Milinovich
404 Not Found series 2: Apple/Erotica Expo Dec 1998 fakebitpolytechnic 2013-11-29 | 3:50 "If they're wearing a lot of tight leather, a lot of body piercings - they're for the Apple Mac show...?"5:30 viewer comments: Daniel Vesma, Andrea Semark, Daniel Vesma again, Keith Lawler
Connected TV ep1 pt1, 1998: Robert X Cringely, Linus Torvalds, Alan Cox, Kate Burns fakebitpolytechnic 2013-10-04 | ...plus some weird 90s TV ads at the end (Royal Mail!)Pt 2 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYL_MMQmIg4
Why Cant I Be Like Lee Coombs? - Fakebit Polytechnic live @ Beats & Eats, Croydon, Aug 2013 fakebitpolytechnic 2013-09-01 | "Show more" for full lyrics... http://www.fakebitpolytechnic.com - facebook.com/fakebitpolytechnic - http://twitter.com/fakedavegreenAt the house of Lee CoombsWe discuss a websiteFor his record labelWe look at the old siteOn his shiny laptopAn the coffee tableHe's got a home studioWith a 303(classic acid synth)Set up on a mezzanineAbove the bedroomPreaching from his plinthWhy can't I be like Lee Coombs?Is it because I am a tithead?He used to DJ acid houseNow he plays breakbeatHe's always on the sceneHe plays Brazilian festivalsWith all the girls thereYou know what I meanNo-one attends my concertsOr chants my lyricsOr dances to my tunesWhy can't I be successful?Why can't I be more - Be more like Lee Coombs?Why can't I be like Lee Coombs?Is it because I'm scared of my own power?No: it's because I am a tithead.
