That inspired me to make this video. Copyright prevented me from uploading it to YouTube back in 2009. Thankfully YouTube has expanded their content ID system that makes posting this video now.
SMPFilms Dont Whiz on the Electric FenceHappyCabbie2013-02-03 | This is a fan made music video for Mr Safety of SMPfilms featuring the song from Ren and Stimpy. http://www.twitter.com/happycabbie A little backstory on this one. Back in 2009 Mr. Safety went down to visit his friend Charles Trippy. They did a few videos together one of them was of him peeing on an electric fence. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu_Plte-PbU That video was soon flagged and age restricted. As a response to that he uploaded a video titled Pee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMhFOlfLwHc
That inspired me to make this video. Copyright prevented me from uploading it to YouTube back in 2009. Thankfully YouTube has expanded their content ID system that makes posting this video now.
Ren and Stimpy song is from their CD, You Eediot http://www.amazon.com/You-Eediot-Ren-Stimpy/dp/B0000063EPChallenge to myselfHappyCabbie2015-12-08 | New blog post http://happycabbie.blogspot.com/2015/12/my-balls-are-huge-now-i-act-like-it.html I am putting a challenge to myself to lose weight before I get on camera again. I do not want to wind up like the rest of my family, I want to live and getting this weight off is the only way.Hello Maam I was dating your daughter.HappyCabbie2015-12-01 | I was dating this young lady she was 25 and we had fun. She then suggested I might be a better fit for her mother. Her mom was a few years older than me but we traded pics over the phone and she looked good. I decided to gamble and this is what happened.A Fattys Guide to Surviving the HolidaysHappyCabbie2015-11-24 | Watch an old comedy routine of mine called "A 'Happy' Thanksgiving" youtube.com/watch?v=M90a0m5Ld5I and a HappyCabbie Christmas youtube.com/watch?v=U25Tvqsdv_AI Dont Give a SmurfHappyCabbie2015-11-17 | It is so liberating to not care what people say about you. Truth be told it took a while for me to develop and adhere to this policy. Sometimes you just want to prove your detractors wrong. This is foolish. People who just don't like you can not be convinced to change their mind with logic and reason. They just don't like you. Instead focus on the people who do like you, or just simply turn off the computer and walk away.
Remember how just a few weeks ago everyone was losing their minds over Nicole Arbour try and fail to be funny while telling fat people that they need to lose weight. Soon everyone will be on the case of someone else who says or does something stupid.
Never let your haters define you. Most importantly don't post a video asking to be left alone, this only motivates them. I did this mistake early on. I have been on top of the mountain and I have been at the bottom of a dogpile. Hopefully this video helps someone who is going through hard times dealing with haters.
Haters are haters because they are hateful people, logic and reason are foreign concepts to them. Don't let them drag you down to their level. Nothing upsets them more than blocking them or turning off comments on your video.
One of my favorite videos asking for the best fat insults ever youtube.com/watch?v=IFjEPcjT8G0Screw You Mom and DadHappyCabbie2015-11-10 | The final video in the series, thanks for watching and letting me get this off my chest. I have been wanting to do this series for a few years now. I waited because I did not want to trigger any traumatic memories for my brother who used to watch my videos. Sadly he passed away this year so he can't see these anymore. My brother and I never spoke of the abuse we endured in the home and I am not sure how much he remembers or if he suppressed it like I did until I was in my 20's.
You only get two chances at a parent child relationship. The first one you have no control over, some are lucky and born into loving homes, some had it worse than I did. I deserve no sympathy nor am I asking for it. I cried when I had no shoes until I saw a man with no feet. Life growing up was no picnic but there are those who had it worse than I did.
I do kind of resent my church elders who insisted that I honor my parents. They never knew and some horrors I will take to my grave. At times I felt like I was forced to try to have relationships with two people who really saw me as a nuisance. Still I can't blame my church elders for that, they just didn't know. I wonder would they still pressure me if they did?
omments are disabled on these videos because I don't want to answer questions this is difficult enough as it is. Hopefully you understand. View them all at this playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQxlI6SiB0GDHx55nzGHPilJ2aM2zL53-Screw You Mom 2HappyCabbie2015-11-03 | My mother allowed herself to balloon almost to 400 pounds and kept insisting it was her thyroid. She buried herself in food and passed the habit to my brother and I. I don't blame her for my current weight, I did that, but I do blame her for me being an overweight child.
She did eventually lose some of the weight and got close to reaching 200 pounds a few times but she kept quitting and blaming her thyroid as she wolfed down more junk food.
Secretly she enjoyed being obese as it was yet another way for her to play the victim as she told everyone it was her thyroid instead of her diet. I will not wind up like her and allow myself to die from being too fat to live.
omments are disabled on these videos because I don't want to answer questions this is difficult enough as it is. Hopefully you understand. View them all at this playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQxlI6SiB0GDHx55nzGHPilJ2aM2zL53-Screw You Dad 2HappyCabbie2015-10-27 | My dad was the opposite of what a man should be. He taught me how to be a man by leading a poor example, in time I learned to do the exact opposite of what he would do.
He never honored his commitments and did not care about anyone other than his own tallywhacker.
omments are disabled on these videos because I don't want to answer questions this is difficult enough as it is. Hopefully you understand. View them all at this playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQxlI6SiB0GDHx55nzGHPilJ2aM2zL53-Screw You MomHappyCabbie2015-10-20 | My mother was only happy when she was the victim. She did vile and cruel things to me and my brother growing up. I have yet to meet such a twisted person as her.
Comments are disabled on these videos because I don't want to answer questions this is difficult enough as it is. Hopefully you understand. View them all at this playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQxlI6SiB0GDHx55nzGHPilJ2aM2zL53-Screw You DadHappyCabbie2015-10-13 | The first of two videos I made towards my dad. My dad what not a man, he is the opposite of what a man should be.
Comments are disabled on these videos because I don't want to answer questions this is difficult enough as it is. Hopefully you understand. View them all at this playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQxlI6SiB0GDHx55nzGHPilJ2aM2zL53-Intro To My ParentsHappyCabbie2015-10-06 | I recorded several videos today and will release a new one each week.
Sadly I have to moderate the comments because people still post my address, much thanks to Corky who saw to it that everyone had my address. Still a look back at my older videos shows that I approve even the most vile of hate comments. I just want to keep my address as private as possible.
It appears that while YouTube did remove the dear fat people video and channel for a while, the rest of the videos were set to private. Her twitter feed linked to URLs so that is how I know.
YouTube confirmed they did disable her channel but it was a mistake http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/06/entertainment/fat-shaming-nicole-arbour/index.html?sr=twcnnbrk09615fatshamingnicolearbour527pStoryPhoto In any event every couple of weeks the internet gets a new chew toy to play with, I've been on the receiving end of it a few times for example my reaction to Prop 8 being overturned and eventually apologizing to one group only later to apologize to the other group. Eventually I survived the storm by just shutting up and realizing I was never going to make everyone happy.
To the fat activists (who are anything but active) and their enablers if someone's YouTube video offends you to the point of tears (yes someone actually cried over this) then you need to grow up. T
Stuff you may have missed. Last year the HappyCabbie account was temporarily banned. http://happycabbie.blogspot.com/2013/08/happycabbie-account-terminated.html I resolved this issue at the Google Summit that I was invited to last year. About a week after the summit and the people I spoke to, my account was restored but my computer quit working. Thankfully, Google had given me a brand new Chromebook as they did everyone at the summit. However, my account was connected to my skype account and Chromebook does not support Skype. Thus I couldn't get into my account.
For whatever reason my channel was never deleted and I didn't really worry about it that much. However, when two more videos were uploaded I decided to contact YouTube for some help in getting back into the account. I would also like to thank http://www.youtube.com/bionicdance for logging into my skype account for me.
Anyway I am back in control over this account but due to the nature of my job I don't intend to upload much at this time. The best way to contact me is through YouTube's messaging system.Becoming a Truck Driver?HappyCabbie2013-08-03 | I will never give up my goal of becoming a truck driver.Demanding Sex for Rent?HappyCabbie2013-07-25 | Hopefully this video will put this bogus claim to rest. This accusation has only been going on for the past year and sadly some people are believing him. As always facts are on my side.
My message to Corky that I had to do in video form because he refused to talk to me. You can hear him in the kitchen. I was explaining to him that I could no longer support him and he had to move out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfiKxeK8W3k
The claim that I was invalid is further debunked by the fact that from November 2009 and for the next several years I lived by myself. So how did that happen. Furthermore by November 19th I was all better. Here is a video of me taken on Novemer 19th with me walking around down town. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxkAlDqqhIU
In 2011 Corky and I discussed the idea of him moving back in with me. In this video is screen shots of the entire conversation. Notice at no point is there any mention of this sex for rent nonsense. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz67ATGfn0k
The guy lived with me in 2009. Five years later he is still smearing my name. He has accused me of being a terrorist, a rapist, a psychopath, a murderer, a pedophile, and every single claim he has ever made against me has been completely debunked. Just as this claim is now.Twerking Fat Guy Fail (MTV Ridiculousness)HappyCabbie2013-07-17 | Can fat guys twerk it? Find out in this video. View more great fat guy videos at http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4077747651239D99 http://www.twitter.com/happycabbie Wish me luck in my weight loss http://www.youtube.com/TheHealthyChannel
Video removals such as privacy complaints will not be able to be appealed in most cases. Also there are some terms of service violations they will not let you appeal. Sadly YouTube has not released the standards for what can and can not be appealed in those cases.
Copyright issues can NOT be appealed. There are two kinds of Copyright issues. Content ID matches and DMCA take downs. Learn about them both here at the YouTube copyright center. http://www.youtube.com/yt/copyrightAmys Baking Company RelaunchesHappyCabbie2013-05-22 | Save this video to your favorites as I will be updating the video description as news unfolds. Amy's Baking Company was recently featured on Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares and Sammy and Crazy Amy were portrayed very poorly. In addition to admitting on camera that they steal their server's tips they also intentionally over spiced food if a customer complained.
Anyway today they are having their grand reopening. Ten percent of the proceeds will go to http://www.meganmeierfoundation.org which works to prevent cyberbullying. They hired 30 people at a job fair this past Saturday after being closed for two weeks. My prediction is that 3 days is not enough time to train 30 staff to handle a sold out grand opening and one of the reasons why Amy and her kitchen was so behind on their food during the show was that they were not used to the big crowds that Gordan Ramsay tends to attract. I suspect a repeat of this meltdown will happen especially with an entirely green and untrained staff. Think about it, would any qualified person honestly sign on with them?
Miranda the waitress left a few days after the show was taped in December and now works at a local Cracker Barrel. She said in a recent radio interview that when she tried to pick up her final paycheck, Sammy and Amy called the police on her. http://www.mix969.com/pages/mathewblades.html?article=11298061
It also appears that Amy's Baking Company pirated images to claim them as their own on their website. One of them is even from Chef Boy-R-Dee. I am not making that up. http://www.wilmunder.com/ABC/Food_Photo_Match.html
Despite being only half full, Amy's Baking Company was only accepting those with reservations. Remember it was reported earlier that they were sold out but apparently many of the reservations were no-shows. Walk in guests were not allowed.
There is nothing I can do to stop people from digging into my personal life. All I can do is avoid sharing anything new. That being said, I enjoyed my time away and I am back with a new zeal to continue helping other people on this website.He Just Doesnt Get ItHappyCabbie2013-05-11 | I have kept this video private for over a year at his request. I finally decided to make it public again. Even though I told him that this video would remain private regardless of his conduct towards me, his recent shenanigans and accusations have convinced me that this needed to be seen again.
This was filmed when I was in bed. This is the email he got:
Hello Nick,
I'm writing in reply to your b/vlog about your sense of superiority. While I certainly can't speak for the people who leveled these complaints against you, the reason that I --and the hundreds who follow you in a mocking fashion-- found this so amusing is the level of smugness that someone at the bottom tier of society can muster.
As you've mentioned, the majority of Americans are dumber than pigshit (chickens, I beleived you called them). That means, if you truly are a gifted individual, life is yours for the taking. For example, I've become a blackhearted capitalist and started making a six digit income by 23. Granted, many superior individuals have little interest in material goods. I've had friends more concerned in adventure, and they've easily found ways to use different systems as excuse to travel the world, fucking people way out of their league. Whatever the case, a man who looks nearly 30 who, at least in very recent history, was working a convenience store and living in a tiny apartment with a greasy morbidly obese man is clearly one of the chickens. You do realize that Ayn Rand would openly scoff at you and your tendency to wallow in your weakness.
Now I hope I haven't come off as cruel. It must've been hard being born with so many birth defects. I was a nice kid growing up but I'm sure I would've made fun of your disgusting speech impediment, maybe even throwing your hearing aid on the roof of the school. You have to realize, while many times the best and brightest are bullied because the idiots are frightened, quite often times see a weakling puffing up his chest and trying to imitate his social betters and that's when societal mores step in and he gets beaten down, humiliated, and resorts to the world of youtube where he eats cat food and brags about his horrible teeth that are a product of the poverty he not only chose but brags about!
Hope this was educational!VEVO wanted me to help them attack a channel with just 700 subsHappyCabbie2013-04-15 | It is pretty disgusting what VEVO wanted me to do to http://www.youtube.com/mike10dude who has been a loyal subscriber for years. However, even if he wasn't it is just wrong for me to help one channel with over 2 million subscribers to attack a channel with just 700 subs just because he left a comment saying that you suck. How petty are you guys?
I received This message from http://www.youtube.com/user/13thstreet5 and the following skype conversation is the result. FYI SKYPE TOS allows users to record conversations. You want to be this disgusting, allow me to display it for you. ANY attempt to censor this video through Privacy complaint or abuse of the DMCA will result in the Streisand Effect.
"Hi HappyCabbie,
I produce a new show for VEVO entitled The Comment Show. Episode 1 just launch on thursday and you can view it here:
The Comment Show is hosted by David So and is a weekly roundup of the crazy comments people make under music videos on Youtube.
We are interested in interviewing you for The Comments Show. We noticed that the first person to ever comment on our show (he wrote "this is horrible") also wrote negative comments on your videos so what we want to do is have a few Youtubers come on our show and tell Mike10dude that he sucks."
Also read about this on The Daily Dot http://www.dailydot.com/news/comment-show-thomas-bannister-happy-cabbieMr Safety of SMPfilms pwns his clonesHappyCabbie2013-04-15 | This is a video response to Interactive Phone Game by SMPfilms. In this video he accidently calls himself in the year 2006. The 2006 Mr Safety taunts him and he decides to place a curse on his former self. Feeling triumphant he decides to call himself in 2008 and again he is met with rudeness. This time Mr. Safety totally makes his former self his bitch as he makes him fall under his curse.
Me humping a balloon. You KNOW you Want to see it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIR3zstGQpoHow to grow and trim an Epic BeardHappyCabbie2013-04-03 | My first video on beard grooming. This is what it looks like after it has dried. http://twitpic.com/cgqtue Not everyone can grow a beard but if you can give it a try, it makes you look rugged and many ladies love it. http://www.twitter.com/happycabbieHappyCabbie Vlogs - Reinstate Undertakerfreak1127 UPDATE he is backHappyCabbie2013-04-01 | 18 hours after I posted this his account is reinstated. I can not state for a fact that it was me, but I can state that I emailed every YouTube contact I know. All that is important is that his account is back and hopefully the exploit used to take him down will be fixed.
Personally I think the guy is an asshole but to be taken down by an impersonation report shows an obvious flaw in the system. Although he is an asshole, I am not aware of any terms of service he has violated. The only thing in my opinion he did do was file a bogus privacy complaint against TheAmazingAtheist and he was rightfully raked over the coals for that. Here is a copy of that video that he took down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9GOMICCTEk However he should not be suspended. I have a few contacts and I will do what I can.
Since that post he has posted this to his Facebook http://bayimg.com/HaLCpAAeE saying it wasn't LifeInATent.
Here is a link to the forum, show your support if you wish productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/youtube/e8V2QDLNvO8%5B1-25-false%5DHappyCabbie Vlogs - Embraced the Amish Lifestyle so farewell everyoneHappyCabbie2013-04-01 | I will be working as a farmhand on Sutterman's Farm in Lancaster County in Pennsylvania. The work will be good for me to lose weight. As the Amish don't use electricity I will be offline. I intend to give away my possessions to my neighbors so I can travel light on the bus.HappyCabbie Vlogs - Should Transgender People Inform Their PartnersHappyCabbie2013-03-23 | My question is do transgender people have a moral obligation to inform their partners prior to sex and also should they inform their partners early on in the relationship before falling in love? Is failure to do this an act of deception? Is it wrong to consumate a relationship with someone who believes you are one sex when in reality you are the other?
Hello I'm Evan and today I want to share you a little about myself, but this story is not all in best detail I just felt sharing a little at a time. I hope I can help others by this video and giving hope that don't even think they have any. This is long so please sit back and just listen. I would love for this video to make a lot of views so other people and see that there is hope and that I am like others and can over come things. If you would like to know more about my story I will share more. Please share and subscribe if you like, cheersSpikeBravo Threatens DMCAHappyCabbie2013-02-10 | SpikeBravo if you wish to file DMCA's you will need the URLs to the videos. Here the are for you.
First and third theories are based on how they are made. Latex comes from trees and as such is biodegradable and is carbon based. Prior to being dipped in the latex the balloon molds are coated with a powder to keep them from sticking.
The second theory is that what is actually burning is a mixture of hydrogen and air as the balloons are porous and the longer the hydrogen filled balloon sits the greater chance of a flame when lit.
http://www.chem.uiuc.edu/clcwebsite/balloon.html
For those of you with access to hydrogen it would be interesting to see how a sterile latex glove filled with hydrogen would react.
To see more video responses I have made toward Thunderf00t click here http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL61288C7E5B1DB99CCandlesHappyCabbie2013-01-18 | Some people still don't get itAmerica does NOT have a gun problemHappyCabbie2012-12-29 | This is the third video I have made on the subject of guns in America. When it comes to guns and the gun debate I list facts from several government sources and university studies. I also compare our figures with those of other nations.
Piers Morgan had a heated discussion with Larry Pratt from Gun Owners of America and when Larry Pratt started listing facts Piers Morgan started calling him names, as is typical for those who got their success from yellow journalism and tabloids. It should be noted that when you reduce your opponent to having nothing but name calling you pretty much won the argument. However I have researched the facts cited by Larry Pratt and listed them here. http://happycabbie.blogspot.com/2012/12/piers-morgan-pwned.html
Be sure to follow me on my blog so you get updates when new postings are made.Thunderf00t blows up Nuclear ReactorHappyCabbie2012-12-09 | Thunderf00t sneaks into a Nuclear Reactor and starts poking around and accidently blows it up. R.I.P. Thunderf00t.
LOL Actually Thunderf00t got the chance to film inside the place as he was doing research and showed the difference between fact and science fiction. A very good video and I encourage you all to watch the original. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDarcdMiIGs
See the balloon animal that Thunderf00t inspired me to make. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajnVu6CIS_YNot Another Corky VideoHappyCabbie2012-11-25 | Corky begins by playing a video from a user known as Jack Sparrow. This particular user has a strange, even disturbing, obsession with my brother. It is because individuals like this exist, I took down every video that details my private life. In addition to my brother he is trying to convince people that I lied about the insurance requirement at my school and speculated that the real reason I did not finish was because of my constant videos about SpikeBravo and that my grades suffered.
Long time subscribers will remember I used to vlog about my grades. (Although those videos are now taken down I had a B average and in one class I got an A and in another I got a C) I attended two semesters. For the fall of 2010 when school was in session there was TWO videos that I made about SpikeBravo, just two. The Spring Semester of 2011 was much shorter. Just about a month. The only video I made about about SpikeBravo was the videos I did where I bought him a computer and also the Corky Thug video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yECBKI2gsN4 I also uploaded a video two weeks later in response to Corky on how he can change the Admin name on his computer. It should also be noted that many of the videos on the FacepalmResponse channel uploaded in 2010 were in fact re-uploads from a different account and were originally filmed in 2009
What is sad is this Jack Sparrow fellow KNOWS all this. Yet he tried to pass of the many video responses I made to Corky as having being done while I was in school. He has already demonstrated that he has copies of my school videos which means he also has copies where I did videos about my grades for Both Semesters. Then he talks about the fact that he can find no evidence of the insurance requirement which if you recall was the central POINT of my video. You will notice he never mentions the name of the training program I was in. I was going to ignore the video, as I typically don't respond to sock accounts, but the videos have gotten decent views lately.
Let us not forget when Corky had his own apartment he spat on his own floor. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1438Rtn64q0#t=3m46s It is one thing to sprinkle on the floor as you miss the toilet, but quite another to walk around your own place and spit on your own floor.
As far as rebuttals to his claim of being a caregiver it was all dealt with in 2010 in my video Defending Myself Against Accusations http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L8enk4wFSY
I have had to defend against charges of being a rapist, a pedophiile, heck he even accused me of murder. All with NO evidence. Newer videos about me always contradict older videos. Go through my videos, just about every "attack" on him has been a rebuttal against his latest baseless accusation.
Let me ask you this, if living with me was so unbearable then why did he accept an offer to live with me again in 2011? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz67ATGfn0k A deal that only fell through when I insisted on sending you a bus ticket instead of cash.
Now while I am happy that you have been "adopted" by the Anti-Brett Brigade know this. They are only now supporting you because they hate Brett Keane so much that they take out their hate on his friends and will take sides with those who speak out against Brett Keane and his friends.
This is the same group of people who were against you when you made videos in support of Brett Keane (something you only did because Brett and I were opposed at the time) As soon as you became anti-Brett they changed sides and started to support you.
Here is the truth, had I not gotten sick in late September 2009 and lost my job in October, more than likely you would still be living with me. There is a video floating around of you standing above my bed talking about how you think working for less than $10 per hour is below you. You gave this lecture while I was supporting BOTH of us on $9 per hour.
You have this trend lately where you side with anyone who speaks against me, even if this is a person who you have previously made videos against. However that is your choice to make. Just don't be surprised when people call you out on your hypocrisy.
He now posts under LifeInATentTV in the help forums because LifeInATent was banned from the forums for exactly these type of posts in the forums.
Now just last month LifeInATent was defending reply channels as seen here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtho9c1dTE&feature=youtu.be and if you forward to 2:38 you can see him defend the use of boobs to gain views, something he previously found offensive and now finds offensive again.
So the question is this, why was he defending reply videos when Megan was making them, but now that she no longer is, he is trying to shut down anyone who does them. Sorry, but the timing is highly dubious and I do have to call bullwinkle.
From page 41 "Only add tags to the tag section of your metadata. Adding additional tags to the description of your video constitutes spam and may result in the removal of your video or demotion in search, or account termination."
It is because so many people do this that videos get flagged down for spamI have a neckbeard?HappyCabbie2012-06-20 | In this video I lay this myth to rest and prove that I do NOT have a neckbeard. For those who want to see me with no beard click here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3oO8FftBU To see why I prefer having a beard see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qieqbJUpIdwMy Teeth: Corky Music VideoHappyCabbie2012-06-14 | If someone accuses me of murder, then I get to sing a song about his teeth. Corky sings "My Teeth" a musical tribute to his teeth or lack therof.
See Corky accuse me of murder http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORnRPG0vrww He has since closed his account but there is a copy for you.Corky accuses me of murder and then closes his account.HappyCabbie2012-06-12 | It appears that the Boobahs have hijacked my audio LOLOL.