I try not to be dramatic, unless I have to, but I was at the Apple Store picking out a MacBook. And on my way out, like thanks for stopping by, and you walked in and you really caught my eye.. pod.
And I'mma put you on my playlist, I don't know what your name is but you're going in my favorites. I got you in my eyesight (iSight), I hope you're here 'cause I'mma turn the volume up and speak into your earbuds.
I like your inner face, it ain't a big deal, you got my heart spinning right around like a Click Wheel. And I was thinking we should shuffle through the inner webs, and find the time for iMovies playing at the cineplex.
And girl you know you made that Final Cut, and even Macbook Air ain't light enough, to outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid that I'mma have to track it with an iPod App. And..
..I fell in love at the Apple Store. And I never felt like that before.
And I fell in love at the Apple Store. And I think I may come back for more.
And yes, I'm aware that baby iMac and baby if you buy that maybe we can iChat. And I don't mean to be aggressive or a sleeze, and I don't mean to mac, I'm just not PC.
I know how to treat you, this ain't a reboot, I'll never find the need to "CTRL, ALT, delete" you. I see no reason to mess with these slobs 'cause they're like Bill Gates, and I'm Steve Jobs.
I know you're waiting on me to discover that you need a man who will let you meet his mother.. board. Well, baby, it's fine 'cause I'm connecting broadband and this could really happen QuickTime.
So let's find your network and go wireless, and if you'd like to try this, maybe we can iTouch, and put your picture as my desktop backdrop if you let me take my harddrive and put it in your laptop.
I try not to be dramatic, unless I have to, but I was at the Apple Store picking out a MacBook. And on my way out, like thanks for stopping by, and you walked in and you really caught my eye.. pod.
And I'mma put you on my playlist, I don't know what your name is but you're going in my favorites. I got you in my eyesight (iSight), I hope you're here 'cause I'mma turn the volume up and speak into your earbuds.
I like your inner face, it ain't a big deal, you got my heart spinning right around like a Click Wheel. And I was thinking we should shuffle through the inner webs, and find the time for iMovies playing at the cineplex.
And girl you know you made that Final Cut, and even Macbook Air ain't light enough, to outweigh my heart which is beating so rapid that I'mma have to track it with an iPod App. And..
..I fell in love at the Apple Store. And I never felt like that before.
And I fell in love at the Apple Store. And I think I may come back for more.
And yes, I'm aware that baby iMac and baby if you buy that maybe we can iChat. And I don't mean to be aggressive or a sleeze, and I don't mean to mac, I'm just not PC.
I know how to treat you, this ain't a reboot, I'll never find the need to "CTRL, ALT, delete" you. I see no reason to mess with these slobs 'cause they're like Bill Gates, and I'm Steve Jobs.
I know you're waiting on me to discover that you need a man who will let you meet his mother.. board. Well, baby, it's fine 'cause I'm connecting broadband and this could really happen QuickTime.
So let's find your network and go wireless, and if you'd like to try this, maybe we can iTouch, and put your picture as my desktop backdrop if you let me take my harddrive and put it in your laptop.
[chorus]
Reboot.
Ma-ma-ma-mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh. x3
Mac, ma-ma-ma-ma-Macintosh. x2
[chorus]FAttY SPiNS - (untitled gangsta song)Fatty Spins2020-04-05 | unreleased track from back in the day *bonus clips at the end
video was partially shot Breeze couldn't make it to the video shoot and we never finished itFAttY SPiNS - Fresh PrinceFatty Spins2020-04-05 | 10+ years ago we were young and just having funFAttY SPiNS - Schoold (Best Version)Fatty Spins2010-07-01 | +*+* Why is the best version you ask? Well it's rendered in fabulous HD and I re-synced the audio using the original master recording for superior sound.
Now I know my ABC's
Next time won't you sing with me
Smart ass done graduated
A life time of school and we're glad you made it
umpteen years of learning you fought through
So we brought you things school really taught you
A A is for that Adderall
You took cause your study habits bad and all
When you were off chuging that B for beer
And I C that you got another D of that exam
cause you showed up hungover from drinking
And instead of hitting books
you took a hit of E singing
We don't need no edumacation
F the library let's go get wasted
Awe G whiz now you can't even pass why
Cause you came H for hungover from last night
Cause school just ain't what it seems to be
Next time won't you sing with me
[chorus]
This is what your school really taught you
Oh no school gave you issues
So I represent yo narcissism
When you call your parents and they ask what's up
You say I need some money or I need a hug
And you hate it 'cause you're so J for jaded
Those private school kids done already made it
Their always far ahead and they always have their way
So take that Adderall but drugs are bad mmm K
But when you question school as an investment
Remember getting all the L for love as a freshman
Which bring me to M
All that marijuana you went N tried with your friends
In your bedroom smoking felling down on yourself
O and remember when you wished you had some wealth
So you can skip class and live for free but
Next time won't you sing with me
[chorus]
P is for the party and you better enjoy it
'Cause you'll soon be in the Q at the unemployment
Like yo R you waiting on the government cheese
'Cause I could have sworn you went and got your degree
You should have S for studied more
You could have gotten far
Instead of chuging long island teas at the bar
You took that easy course you barely have to read in
Like U dat's for underwater basket weaving
You lost your V card like you didn't really need it but
W for writing papers using Wikipedia
Remember your X who you met at the kegger
You'll forget what you studied but you'll never forget her
So Y you waste your time doing all that thinking
When you didn't get your Z's 'cause you were out driking
Chillin' drinkin' beer with my boy ShaneDawsonTV
I finished up that bottle just 'cause EmptysAwesome
NigaHiga called he was acting all bizarre
Hanging outside of the bar WasteTimeChasingCars
We agreed to meet Niga at the club at 10 o'clock
Like AlphaCat and Meekakitty Hanging in the litterbox
A YouTube party well it just might be
I grabbed my iPhone my iPod and my iJustine
Our boys pulled up outside in the ride
I was like supricky06 DaveDays is gonna drive
We picked up timothydelaghetto2 from the suburb up the block
I stayed soundlyawake listening to fluffeetalks
Dave got restless and he took another root
He put the petal to the metal with his thunderf00t
He lost control of the wheel and the car started to skid
WHATTHEBUCKSHOW I can't die I gotta livelavalive
We pulled up to the club and you wouldn't believe it
The place was tighly packed like LisaNova's cleavage
The music makemebad35 it was more than I could handle
'Til the DJ changed TheStation to communitychannel
I was acting like a Shaytards daving with my friends
When this hottie came up and said hey ItsBrent
My name is Ray but I could tell she was a lonelygirl15
A thecomputernerd01 who would let me go hone with her
She was a priness she kinda looked VenetianPrincess
I was so hotforwords I could barely keeptheheat in
Charlestrippy appeared when I was feeling like a tool right
He passed me a beer I thought charlieissocoollike
But still I hesitated with a pause and a vlogbrothers yelled
Don't forget to be awesome
And I didn't 'cause she was so fine
Like hurricaneaubrey she was tearing up the coast line
She said you're KoolJeffrey and you're sxephil
Why don't we happyslip back to my apartment and chill
And I was like jaaaaaaa 'Cause I'm a Supermac18
I alwaystextback cause she is way to cute for that
I flagged the wheezywaiter and asked for the check
I heard a voice from the back screaming hey it's Fred
Damn even Fred showed up
kevjumba came from no where and punched him in his jaw
With a swiftkaratechop he was crazy like waaaaaa
I used my phone to call my ride back home
With Mr. tayzonday who was singing his own song like
Chocolate rain some stay dry and other feel the pain
This video was illustrated by Mr. Ray William Johnson and animated by Micfri.
Lyrics:
There once was this grouch named Oscar who lived in a trash can
He was broke he couldn't get more ass than
All the other muppets and the rest of the peeps
Until he spotted this hottie on Sesame Street
He said I really like your swagger and I could carry on
But your smile illuminates like a Prairie Dawn
I'm going Gonzo so maybe we should talk
Or like Fozzie bears' jokes, we can walka walka walka
You should try it out girl Maybe were a match
Just like Pinocchio there'll be no strings attached
I wanna get to know you and girl if you're up to it
I can be your big bird and we can Snufflufagus
I got a pet worm and you can make him grow
Or I'll be your super grover so I can save a ho
And she said hey Oscar I don't mean to interrupt you
But just cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
And bump you 'cause muppets need love too
There once was a frog named Kermit who dated Miss Piggy
And every other Wednesday night they get busy
More than he could put a handle on
she was wildin' out like an animal
Then all of a sudden Kermit stopped the lovin'
And piggy was concerned so she decided to confront him like
I know you lost interest but we should really talk
'cause I'm one horny muppet ah-ah-ah
We got that rainbow connection and honey if it suits ya
Maybe we can make some muppet babies in the future but
until that day my sex drive ain't dead
So she 'hi-yah' upside his head
Now get in that bedroom and get butt-naked
'cause I'm a little piggy and I bring home the bacon
And put on that love song the one I like to bump to
'cause just 'cause I'm a Muppet that don't mean that I won't hump you
[Repeat Chorus]
There once was a muppet named Ernie and his roommate Bert
And one evening after work
He said I know weve been roommates for a few years
Sharin' clothes and a bed and you never found it queer
And I ain't never told you that I'm a homosexual
And Ima switch it up like Cookie Monster switched to vegetables
You'll probably find it shocking and maybe you're stunned
But you're like my rubber duckie 'cause you're the one
And you make bath time lots of fun
And every time I think of you my heart goes all numb
And I think I love you Bert and I believe you're not gay
but if you say you love me back then it would surely turn today into a
Sunny day keeping the clouds away
What do you say?
And Bert turned to Ernie He said Ernie I won't front you
Just 'cause I'm a muppet doesn't mean that I won't hump you
I'm doin' your mom, Yes yours!
First saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in them mom jeans
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start
She invited me in the house and we started makin out again
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!!
Yeah She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
Cause she knows how I like it and that Im a little young
To be in the bed butt-naked doin your mom
[repeat chorus]
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie
You other brothers cant deny that shes fly
We make sexy time yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked now she thinks Im half black
Your moms the best the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you I wouldnt kiss your mom on the mouth at all
She likes the Donkey-Punch
She likes the Dirty Sanchez
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna
Shes so therapeutic When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess
I didnt wanna tell you but I had to write this song
cause Im in your house every night doin your mom
This is the reupload of the original commentary by Micfri that was originally uploaded to the first FAttY SPiNS channel. It was deleted by Ray William Johnson shortly after seizing control of the channel.
Lyrics:
[chorus]
I'm doin' your mom, Yes yours!
First saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in them mom jeans
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start
She invited me in the house and we started makin out again
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!!
Yeah She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
Cause she knows how I like it and that Im a little young
To be in the bed butt-naked doin your mom
[repeat chorus]
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie
You other brothers cant deny that shes fly
We make sexy time yes and every night I tap that.
She saw me butt-naked now she thinks Im half black
Your moms the best the super M.I.L.F.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol
But If I were you I wouldnt kiss your mom on the mouth at all
She likes the Donkey-Punch
She likes the Dirty Sanchez
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna
Shes so therapeutic When I need to cure my restlessness
I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess
I didnt wanna tell you but I had to write this song
cause Im in your house every night doin your mom