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From the Off-Broadway musical Last 5 Years. I love this song, and I love playing it, so I thought I'd put it on youtube. On a personal note, I actually met the composer, Jason Robert Brown, in 2003, at a production of PARADE that he stopped by to help out with. The production was at our camp, French Woods Festival for the Performing Arts, which he went to in the '80s. A year later, I worked with him when I played for him in the auditions for his then up-and-coming show 13 (They were recording the demos). I saw the show in LA, and it was one of the best things I had ever seen. He's a very nice and funny man, and an excellent composer, so I'm glad I got to play this for a Youtube audience.
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From Langdon St. Ives: A New Musical by John Blaylock and Josh Freilich
Concert at 54 Below on July 17, 2023
Performed by
Diana Huey
From Langdon St. Ives: A New Musical by John Blaylock and Josh Freilich
Concert at 54 Below on July 17, 2023
Performed by
Kaylee Bryant and Timothy H. Lee
Book and Lyrics by B.K. BRADSHAW
Music and Lyrics by JOSH FREILICH
Based on the award-winning novel by B.K. BRADSHAW
Premiered August 3rd-4th at French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts, Hancock, NY
CAST:
Jewels: Reese Bruning
Mom: Molly Brown
Dad: Keaton Evans
Raphi: Brady Markson
Bryne: Celeste Anderson
Smiley Spider/Arachno Warrior: Brody Kaplan
Dr. Silver: India-Mae Fraser
Gretchen "Perfect" Shelton: Piper Clurman
Hannah "Banana" Akers: Evelyn Burt
Michael "Spider" Webb: Cameron Klein
Tammy "Homeschool" Wilson: Sasha Murray
Mrs. Fischer: Lila Kunkel
Mrs. Marge: Phoebe Struminger
Mr. Bruce: Robert Ratcliff
Sarahsaurus: Aleksa Bazylevsky
Wikipedia Camper: Natalie Cohen
Allergy Camper: Sedona Raphael
Aliens/Schoolkids/Campers:
Melanie Abouchedid, Margaret Amantca, Jessica Bond, Noah Brick, Margot Burm, Marina Chernin, Jessie Dannenberg, James Fall, Isabel Feldman, Chloe Finn, Madeleine Garcia, Lucy Gorman, George Friberg, Nora Harr, Emma Holtzman, Benjamin Klyce, Carly Konheim, Mia Kowalski, Lila Kunkel, Connor Lampman, Charlotte Lessar, Olivia Lipton, Nomi Livneh, Sarah Malournian, Katherine Marchetti, Brooke Meenaghan, Ella Miller, Madison Brown, Michael Mintz, Teddy Molner, Daisy Moriarty, Charlotte Newman, Ronan O'Sullivan, Sophia Ortiz-Heaney, Elizabeth Perry, Jonah Posner, Robert Ratcliff, Emily Reitman, Sage Saunders, Alexander Strulovic-Lord, Max Wasserstein
CREATIVE TEAM:
Directed by ANNE McALEXANDER
Associate Director: VERONICA STERN
Choreographed by DANNY FELDMAN and JAKE URBAN
Musical Direction by JOSH FREILICH and BRITTANY PARRY
Orchestrations and Arrangements by JOSH FREILICH
CREW:
Stage Manager: Alayna McCabe
Sound Design: Marcus Tingley
Lighting Design: Thomas Condor
Assistant SM: Sydney Dakss
Set Design: Hannah Cairo
Costume Design: Luke Leeson, Elizabeth Watson
Assistant to the Directors: Kennedy Hack-Juman
BAND:
Keyboard 1/Conductor: Josh Freilich
Keyboard 2: Brittany Parry
Reed 1: Davon Carrington
Reed 2: Keegan Cirillo
French Horn: Brayden March
Trumpet: Cayley Cybulska
Bass: Abigail Kanes
Drums: Jaylen Coaxum
Violins: Sophia Grundmann, Jace Tannenbaum
Viola: Jenna Ames
Cello: Mollie Knee
Special Thanks to
Ron Schaefer
Beth Schaefer
Isaac Baumfeld
Lee Kasper
Rose Robinson
Nicole D'Angelo
Kennah Parker
Extra-Special Thanks To
Jaqi Bradshaw
Caryn Freilich
Hannah Howzdy
and Sammi Wollman
In Loving Remembrance of
HAROLD PRINCE
(1928-2019)
Music and Lyrics by Josh Freilich
Additional Lyrics by BK Bradshaw and Jaqi Bradshaw
Book by BK Bradshaw
Directed by Anne McAlexander and Veronica Stern
Choreographed by Danny Feldman
Musical Direction by Josh Freilich and Brittany Parry
Orchestrations and Arrangements by Josh Freilich
INTRUSION! INTRUSION!
FULL SYSTEM MELTDOWN!
OVERRIDE AND OVERLOAD
CONFUSION! CONFUSION!
TOTAL CORE SHUTDOWN!
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT EXPLODE
EXPLODE
WARNING! WARNING!
SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM
CAUGHT IN THE TRACTOR BEAMS, NOWHERE TO GO
CAUTION! CAUTION!
WILL ANYONE LISTEN?
IF I GIVE HER ANY MORE, THIS SHIP’S GONNA BLOW
BLOW
I HAVE A BAD, BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
A BAD, BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS NOW
I THINK I’M SINKING, HOW CAN I DOUBT THIS
SOMEBODY GET ME UP OUT OF THIS NOW
RIGHT NOW!
INTRUSION! INTRUSION!
FULL SYSTEM MELTDOWN!
OVERRIDE AND OVERLOAD
CONFUSION! CONFUSION!
TOTAL CORE SHUTDOWN!
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT…
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT....
MY HEAD FEELS LIKE IT MIGHT...
Music and Lyrics by Josh Freilich
Additional Lyrics by BK Bradshaw and Jaqi Bradshaw
Book by BK Bradshaw
Directed by Anne McAlexander and Veronica Stern
Choreographed by Danny Feldman
Musical Direction by Josh Freilich and Brittany Parry
Orchestrations and Arrangements by Josh Freilich
KIDS:
HEY-EY
WOW-OW
HEY-EY
JEWELS
(Noticing all of the accommodations).
Did I die and go to heaven?
KIDS:
ALRIGHT, LET’S GO
COUNSELOR (+KIDS)
(WE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU)
FOR THE IMPATIENT AND DISTRACTED
(WE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU)
WHO DON’T FEEL LIKE THEY BELONG
(THERE IS A PLACE FOR YOU)
FOR THE DEPRESSIVE, AND THE HYPERACTIVE
(WE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU)
WHERE EVERY DAY’S A SINGALONG!
ALL:
SPREAD THE WORD, AND LEND AN EAR
EVERYBODY’S WELCOME HERE!
LEARN OUR PHILOSOPHY
BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE
THAT’S NEURODIVERSITY
AND WE’LL HELP YOU FUEL THAT FIRE!
WE’LL TEACH YOU ALL WE KNOW
AND ALL THE WAYS YOU’LL GROW
SO LET US SAY HELLO
AND WELCOME TO CAMP INSPIRE!
COUNSELOR (+KIDS)
(WE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU)
WHO HAVE NO CONTROL OF SENSES
(WE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU)
WHO REPEAT WHAT IS SAID (REPEAT WHAT IS SAID)
(THIS IS A PLACE FOR YOU)
WHO DON’T ACT ON THEIR DEFENSES
(DIFFERENT’S THE NEW NORMAL
WE THINK ONE STEP AHEAD)
TO SUPERPOWERS WE PLAY HOST
‘CAUSE THESE ARE THINGS THAT WE LIKE MOST
ALL:
LEARN OUR PHILOSOPHY
BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE
THAT’S NEURODIVERSITY
AND WE’LL HELP YOU FUEL THAT FIRE!
WE’LL TEACH YOU ALL WE KNOW
AND ALL THE WAYS YOU’LL GROW
SO LET US SAY HELLO
AND WELCOME TO CAMP INSPIRE!
CAMPER 1
[raps]
What? What? What?
ADHD IS MY WEAPON OF CHOICE
I USE IT TO STRENGTHEN MY CREATIVE VOICE
I SURE LOVE HAVING A SUPERPOWER
I CAN HYPERFOCUS ON HOPES AND DREAMS HOUR AFTER HOUR AFTER H—
ALLERGY CAMPER
AAAAA-CHOO!
‘Scuse me.
I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO GLUTEN, ALLERGIC TO EGG
EVERY TIME I GO NEAR, I GET THE FIDGETY LEG
ALLERGIC TO LACTOSE, ALLERGIC TO NUTS
ALLERGIC TO SOY, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS
ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING, DON’T GET ME WRONG
STOP THE BAND, WHAT AM I SAYING
I SOMETIMES THINK I’M ALLERGIC TO THIS SONG!
JEWELS
I think I’m allergic to my existence.
MOM
We need to go now, Jewels.
DAD
Call us and send postcards, okay?
JEWELS
Okay, fine.
(Getting annoyed at the sappy, ritualistic goodbye scene).
RAPHI
Be cool.
(Secret no-touch handshake)
BRYNE
(Hugs JEWELS)
JEWELS
See you in a week, Cupcake.
(Hugs CUPCAKE. Watches them walk away. Turns back to
campers).
COUNSELOR:
Now where were we?
VARIOUS CAMPERS:
I guess…
I CAN’T READ FACES GOOD
MICHAEL:
I PULL MY HAIR
VARIOUS CAMPERS/KIDS:
AM I A BOY OR GIRL, IT’S JUST NOT FAIR!
I SOMETIMES GET ANXIOUS AT DROPS OF A HAT
SO TELL US, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?
JEWELS
CAN THIS ALL BE HAPP’NING
CAN I REALLY SEE
A PLACE FOR BOTH THE ALIEN
AND SUPERHERO ME?
DIFFERENT’S THE NEW NORMAL
AND THERE’S NO TURNING BACK
HI, MY NAME IS SUPER JEWELS
AND NOW MY LIFE IS ON THE PERFECT TRACK!
ALL:
LEARN OUR PHILOSOPHY
BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE
THAT’S NEURODIVERSITY
AND WE’LL HELP YOU FUEL THAT FIRE!
WE’LL TEACH YOU ALL WE KNOW
AND ALL THE WAYS YOU’LL GROW
SO LET US SAY HELLO
AND WELCOME TO CAMP INSPIRE!
WELCOME TO CAMP INSPIRE!
WELCOME TO CAMP INSPI-I-I-I-I-I-I-IRE!
JEWELS:
Yep, this is heaven.
COUNSELOR/CAMPERS:
Welcome!
(Button!)
MUSIC 19a: TAG
COUNSELOR/JEWELS/CAMPER KIDS: (chant)
A-D-D, A-D-H-D, O-C-D
I WON’T LET THESE LETTERS LABEL ME
A NAH NAH, NAH NAH.
WON’T BE A VICTIM OF WHAT YOU CALL A “WEAKNESS”
FOR IN MY HEART I KNOW THAT IT’S A UNIQUENESS
TRUTH.
Music and Lyrics by Josh Freilich
Additional Lyrics by BK Bradshaw and Jaqi Bradshaw
Book by BK Bradshaw
Directed by Anne McAlexander and Veronica Stern
Choreographed by Danny Feldman
Musical Direction by Josh Freilich and Brittany Parry
Orchestrations and Arrangements by Josh Freilich
MOM
(Puttering around the room, notices 12-year-old JEWELS
sketching. Smiles in admiration).
ALWAYS FULL OF AMAZING STORIES,
THAT’S MY GIRL, THAT’S MY GIRL.
ALWAYS OPENING ME UP TO HER WONDERFUL, CRAZY WORLD,
HER FANTASTIC WORLD.
[Dialogue]
MOM
YOU WERE ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD BUT YOU DREW LIKE YOU WERE OLDER
WHEN YOU DREW A NEW YORK CITY SKYLINE IN THE NIGHT.
SUCH DIMENSION, SUCH DETAILS, IT AMAZED ME TO NO END,
HOW A FIVE YEAR OLD COULD PAINT THE WORLD SO RIGHT.
[Dialogue]
THREE YEARS OLD AND AT THE FAIR,
YOU HAD YOUR EYES ON THAT UNICORN.
THREE DOLLARS FOR THREE DARTS IS HOW YOU SHOT THE MOON.
FIRST YOUR DAD MISSED EVERY TIME,
BUT THEN YOU SAID TO US,
JEWELS
I do it!
MOM
AND THEN AGAINST ALL THE ODDS THE FINAL DART HIT TWO BALLOONS.
AND I THOUGHT, WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO DESERVE YOU?
WHAT WAS HEAVEN’S GAME?
TO PREDICT I’D HAVE A DAUGHTER WITH SUPERHUMAN AWESOME AIM!
JEWELS
WHAT COULD THAT LIKELY SIGNIFY?
MOM
ALL I KNOW IS THAT IS HOW YOU GOT YOUR UNICORN,
AND YOU HOISTED IT UP HIGH.
ALWAYS FULL OF AMAZING STORIES,
THAT’S MY GIRL, THAT’S MY GIRL.
ALWAYS OPENING ME UP TO YOUR WONDERFUL, CRAZY WORLD,
YOUR FANTASTIC WORLD.
IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE WITH YOU
FOR ALL THESE YEARS OF MY LIFE SO FAR.
HOW COULD WE HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR?
[Dialogue]
DAD
YOU HAVE A THING FOR PUZZLES
AND YOU ALWAYS LOVE TO SOLVE THEM
AND I FIND IT HARD TO PULL YOU AWAY!
MOM
YOU LINE UP YOUR PLUSH ANIMALS
FROM SHORTEST TO THE TALLEST
AND IT’S ALWAYS IN THAT SUPER-NEAT ARRAY
RAPHI/BRYNE
AND NOT EV’RY KID
HAS A COLLECTION OF TINY BROCHURES
FAMILY
NOT LIKE YOURS
MOM
AND NOT EV’RY KID
HAS AN AFFINITY WITH WATER
JEWELS
INFINITY WITH WATER?
MOM
No, silly, an AF-finity. It means you really like it.
[Dialogue]
FOUR YEARS OLD, AND BY THE OCEAN
AND LOOKING THROUGH THE SHELLS
COLLECTING EV’RY ONE THAT LOOKED LIKE CAT’S PAWS AT DAWN
WE WERE STARVING, WE WERE TIRED
BUT WE SAID YOU WERE DETERMINED
TO FIND EV’RY CAT’S PAW SHELL IN SIGHT,
AND THEN SUDDENLY, YOU WERE GONE.
MOM
We were scared to death you had gone into the water.
DAD
AND THEN
EV’RYONE WAS LOOKING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL CONCERNED
THEN SOMEONE HAD FOUND YOU
AND TO THE HOTEL YOU WERE RETURNED
MOM
WE WERE SO SHOCKED, WE WERE SO STUNNED
‘CAUSE WE KNEW WE HAD TO WATCH YOU AS CLOSELY AS POSSIBLE
SO YOU WOULDN’T HAVE RUN
DAD
ESPECIALLY WITH PLACES WITH WATER
JEWELS
MY AFFINITY WITH WATER
Sorry I’m so weird.
MOM
You aren’t weird, Jewels. You are unique.
DAD
One of a kind! Nobody is like our Jewels!
ALWAYS FULL OF AMAZING STORIES
THAT’S MY GIRL.
MOM/DAD
THAT’S OUR GIRL!
RAPHI/BRYNE
ALWAYS OPENING US UP TO YOUR WONDERFUL, CRAZY WORLD,
YOUR OUTSTANDING WORLD.
FAMILY
IF YOU ONLY KNEW HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO HAVE YOU HERE
FOR ALL THESE YEARS OF OUR LIVES SO FAR.
MOM
HOW COULD WE HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR?
MOM/DAD
HOW COULD WE HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR?
MOM
WITH YOU AS AMAZING AS YOU ARE…
TO ME.
Music and Lyrics by Josh Freilich
Additional Lyrics by BK Bradshaw and Jaqi Bradshaw
Book by BK Bradshaw
Directed by Anne McAlexander and Veronica Stern
Choreographed by Danny Feldman
Musical Direction by Josh Freilich and Brittany Parry
Orchestrations and Arrangements by Josh Freilich
JEWELS
TRAPPED IN A CAGE
KINDERPRISON AT 5 YEARS OLD
THROWIN’ A FIT
HELTER-SKELTER AND UNCONTROLLED
LIVING A LIFE ON THE SPECTRUM
MADE ME FEEL
CAPTURED IN A CRATE
THE KIDS AT SCHOOL CAN ALIENATE ME
NONE OF THE TEACHERS CAN TOLERATE ME
JUST LOOKIN’ FOR THEM TO APPRECIATE ME
INSTEAD OF CLOSING THE GATE
BUT EVER SINCE I’VE BEEN AT CAMP INSPIRE, I FEEL SO STRONG
I FEEL SO JAZZED, I FEEL EXCITED, MORE LIKE SINGING A SONG!
I FEEL LIKE SOMEHOW IN THIS SUMMER, I KNOW THAT I BELONG!!
‘CAUSE EVERY STEP I TAKE I FLY, I GLIDE
WITH WINGS ON MY HEELS
AND I WONDER SOMETIMES
IS THIS HOW IT FEELS TO BE A
SUPERHERO?
A SUPERHERO?
A SUPERHERO?
WHO CAN SOAR FOR MILES
ABOVE ALL THE REST
AND WHO CAN SAVE THE WORLD
JUST BY DOING THEIR BEST
JUST LIKE A SUPERHERO
A SUPERHERO
‘CAUSE THIS IS THE LIFE I KNOW
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH-OHHHHH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH-OHHHHH
HEY GUYS, YOU’RE RIGHT
THAT WAS TOTALLY COOL
WAIT TILL I TELL ALL MY CLASSMATES AT SCHOOL
THIS JUST IN-- I THINK ZIPLINING RULES
IT FEELS LIKE FLYING IN A REAL-LIFE WAY
YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I SAY
YOU DON’T NEED TO BE POPULAR
YOU DON’T NEED HERO’S WINGS
YOU JUST NEED TO BE YOU
‘CAUSE YOU DO GREAT THINGS
‘CAUSE WE’VE ALL GOT SUPERPOWERS
SO LET ME HEAR EV’RYONE SING!!
ALL KIDS:
OH, EVERY STEP WE TAKE WE’LL FLY, WE’LL GLIDE
WITH WINGS ON OUR HEELS
AND WE’LL GO ON KNOWING
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE A
SUPERHERO!
A SUPERHERO!
A SUPERHERO!
WE WILL SOAR FOR MILES
ABOVE ALL THE REST
AND WE WILL CHANGE THE WORLD
JUST BY DOING OUR BEST
AND WE’LL BE SUPERHEROES!
SUPERHEROES!
AND THIS IS THE LIFE WE KNOW
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH-OHHHHH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH-OHHHHH
JEWELS
STARDUST SHINES AS BRIGHT AS THE SKY
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES ME OPEN MY EYES
EVERYONE IS SPECIAL FOR WHO THEY ARE
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES THEM SHOOTING STARS
ALL
STARDUST SHINES AS BRIGHT AS THE SKY
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES ME OPEN MY EYES
EVERYONE IS SPECIAL FOR WHO THEY ARE
AND THAT’S WHAT MAKES US SHOOTING STARS
‘CAUSE EVERY STEP WE TAKE WE FLY, WE GLIDE
WITH WINGS ON OUR HEELS
AND WE THINK TO OURSELVES
THIS IS HOW IT FEELS TO BE A
SUPERHERO!
A SUPERHERO!
A SUPERHERO!
WE CAN SOAR FOR MILES
ABOVE ALL THE REST
AND WE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD
JUST BY DOING OUR BEST
CAUSE WE ARE SUPERHEROES!
SUPERHEROES!
THERE’S NO BETTER LIFE WE KNOW
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH-OHHHHH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH
WHOA-OH-OHHHHH
(REPEAT 4x)
JEWELS
EVERYONE’S A SUPERHERO.
Written for the Hancock French Woods Arts Alliance in 2016
This performance was at the French Woods Festival for the Performing Arts, July 4th 2017.
Performed by the French Woods Symphony Orchestra and the French Woods All-Stars
Brian Worsdale, Artistic Director
Guest Conductor, Orchestral Arranger: Josh Freilich
Vocal Soloists: Paloma Aisenberg, Juliet Perel, Daniel Rosales
LYRICS:
There’s so much more than just you and me
Together we are a family
There’s no limit to what we can be
The future’s ours to make right
We need to learn to respect now
‘Cause that’s the way we connect now
No matter which dialect now
Let’s lift our voices and shine a light
You know, you know, you know
We got to shout it out
You know, you know, you know
This is the best time
You know, you know, you know
We can’t have any doubt
We got to let ‘em know
CHORUS:
Love is the answer
Love is our only reason for living
Love is the answer
We’ve only just begun
Love is the answer
Love is for taking and for giving
This is our only life
And we must live as one.
The situation is crystal clear
We cannot let the hope disappear
Our hearts are open, we just need to hear
The message starting to rise
We need to love our fellow man
Get the word out any way we can
No war on Earth’s any stronger than
The music that we harmonize to
You know, you know, you know
We got to shout it out
You know, you know, you know
This is the best time
You know, you know, you know
We can’t have any doubt
We got to let ‘em know
CHORUS:
Love is the answer
Love is our only reason for living
Love is the answer
We’ve only just begun
Love is the answer
Love is for taking and for giving
This is our only life
And we must live as one.
BRIDGE
It takes one heart at a time
And it all starts with mine
If we stand together
We can make the whole world shine!
CHORUS: (key change!)
Love is the answer
Love is our only reason for living
Love is the answer
We’ve only just begun
Love is the answer
Love is for taking and for giving
This is our only life
And we must live as one.
Love is the answer
Love is our only reason for living
Love is the answer
We’ve only just begun
Love is the answer
Love is for taking and for giving
This is our only life
And we must live as one.
We must live as one.
We must live as one.
Love is the answer!
presents
SISSY S. PITCHFORK
Book and Lyrics by Kate Chadwick
Music by Josh Freilich
CAST:
Maxine: Milan Magana
Chloe: Zoie Tannous
Krystal: Kristen Powell
Eva: Anya Johnston
Lanie: Lizzie Menzies
Alyssa: Alexis DeJoy
Helena: Elena Kutay
Henry: Harry Cho
Eddie: Ernie Figueroa
Directed by Myrona DeLaney
Musical Direction by Leslie Wickham
Created for and commissioned by The New York Satellite Program in Musical Theatre at the University of California-Irvine
Performed at the Playroom Theatre
April 23rd, 2019
#HappyBirthdayMickeyMouse
Music/Lyrics/Libretto: Josh Freilich
Libretto/Original Novel/Lyrics: BK Bradshaw
Musical Director: Josh Freilich
CAST:
Lindsay Spangenthal (Jewels)
Emily Reeves (Hannah Banana Akers)
Sandy Gooen (Arachno Warrior)
Schoolkids:
Hallie Brevetti
Amy Weintraub
Aliens:
Sarah Mullins
Carlie Zucker
A production of NYSP Presents, from the UC Irvine's New York Satellite Program
Directed by Myrona DeLaney
Book and Lyrics by Kate Chadwick
Music by Josh Freilich
The stage is divided into two clumps á la Bob Fosse. On one side are The Tourists; on the other side, are The New Yorkers. The Tourists bounce with unmitigated pep; The New Yorkers watch them with visible disdain.
The Tourists
Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God.
Verse:
I NEED A BAGEL AND SOME SCHMEAR.
I NEED A T-SHIRT CAUSE WE’RE HERE!
AND WHERE’S THE MET, AND WHERE’S TIMES SQUARE?
WHERE’S BLOOMINGDALE’S? IT’S HERE? NO! THERE!
Darius
OH, PLUS, I’LL SEE TEN THOUSAND SHOWS.
LIKE CATS AND PHANTOM! THEY DON’T CLOSE!
The Tourists
SUBWAY PHOTOS! SUBWAY PHOTOS!
SUBWAY PHOTOS! SUBWAY PHOTOS!
CHEEEEEESE!
The Tourists freeze in a selfie picture pose. In that moment, The New Yorkers do a take to the audience and collectively roll their eyes.
The New Yorkers
Shit.
The clump of Tourists moves; The New Yorkers avoid them.
The Tourists
Chorus:
I’M REALLY HERE! I’M IN NEW YORK.
I FLEW IN YESTERDAY!
AND WHILE I’M HERE, I’LL SEE IT ALL.
THE REAL NEW YORK!
LIKE, REAL NEW YORK!
IT’S REAL NEW YORK!
One New Yorker steps out of the crowd.
Caitlin
Just… no.
The Tourists pause for a minute and consider.
The Tourists
HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!
The Tourists
THEN TIFFANY’S WITH BREAKFAST FOOD! (No.)
I NEED A LOCAL TO BE RUDE! (Hey!)
THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE! THE EMPIRE STATE!
AND CENTRAL PARK, ‘CAUSE I CAN’T WAIT! (Ugh.)
Darius
I’LL WAVE AND BE LIKE, “TAXI, PLEASE!”
AND TWENTY CABS WILL SIMPLY FREEZE.
(The following overlaps)
The Tourists
PIZZA! CHEESY! PIZZA! CHEESY!
PIZZA! CHEESY! PIZZA! CHEESY!
CHEEEEEESE!!
Locals:
TOURISTS! TOURISTS! TOURISTS! TOURISTS!
TOURISTS! TOURISTS! TOURISTS! TOURISTS!
AHHHHHHHHH!
There's another embarrassing selfie pose freeze. The New Yorkers dissipate.
The New Yorkers
THESE PEOPLE FLOCK FROM ‘ROUND THE GLOBE.
THEY STAND RIGHT IN MY WAY!
THEY WANT SUCH AUTHENTICITY.
THE REAL NEW YORK!
The Tourists
LIKE, REAL NEW YORK!
The New Yorkers
THAT’S NOT NEW YORK!
Kristen (a New Yorker) steps forward.
Kristen
If you would just ask us what’s good!
Caitlin
Seriously, I know the best place for a slice that’s not a tourist trap.
Christine
Um. No. I know a better one. It’s deep in Crown Heights, near my cousin’s ex-wife’s mechanic...
Rosemary
Oh, yeah? What’s it called? I bet I got you beat.
The Tourists
HOORAY! HOORAY! HOORAY!
The clumps dissemble into chaos.
The New Yorkers
WHY DO THEY COME HERE WITH CAMERAS AND LUGGAGE?
WHY DO THEY GO TO APPLEBEE’S?
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE US FROM CAMERAS AND LUGGAGE!
SOMEONE SHUT DOWN ALL THE APPLEBEE’S!
NO MORE APPLEBEE’S!
PLEASE!
After a build to a climax, a tourist looks at one of The New Yorkers, and taps them on the arm. Everyone stops to see this interaction.
Darius
Excuse me?
Christine
Yes?
All The New Yorkers lean in with anticipation.
Darius
Do you know where I can get a picture with someone dressed as Elmo?
Christine
Dammit! No!
The New Yorkers
AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(The following sections overlap)
Tourists:
I NEED A BAGEL AND SOME SCHMEAR.
I NEED A T-SHIRT CAUSE WE’RE HERE!
AND WHERE’S THE MET, AND WHERE’S TIMES SQUARE?
WHERE’S BLOOMINGDALE’S? IT’S HERE? NO! THERE!
OH, PLUS, I’LL SEE TEN THOUSAND SHOWS.
LIKE CATS AND PHANTOM! THEY DON’T CLOSE!
SUBWAY PHOTOS! SUBWAY PHOTOS!
SUBWAY PHOTOS! SUBWAY PHOTOS!
CHEEEEEESE!
The New Yorkers:
WHY DO THEY COME HERE WITH CAMERAS AND LUGGAGE?
WHY DO THEY GO TO APPLEBEE’S?
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE US FROM CAMERAS AND LUGGAGE!
SOMEONE SHUT DOWN ALL THE APPLEBEE’S!
NO MORE APPLEBEE’S!
PLEASE!
Chorus:
I’M REALLY HERE! (THESE PEOPLE FLOCK)
I’M IN NEW YORK (FROM ROUND THE GLOBE)
I FLEW IN YESTERDAY! (THEY STAND RIGHT IN MY WAY.)
TOURISTS:
AND WHILE I’M HERE, I’LL SEE IT ALL.
LOCALS:
THEY STAND THERE LIKE A FRICKIN' WALL.
Both:
THE REAL NEW YORK!
LIKE, REAL NEW YORK!
THAT’S NOT NEW YORK!
Ensemble
NEW YORK!
The New Yorkers storm off. The Tourists bounce away, oblivious.
A production of NYSP Presents, from the UC Irvine's New York Satellite Program
Book and Lyrics by Kate Chadwick
Music by Josh Freilich
Performed by Melissa Musial
People cross in chaos until we see Melissa, a young nurse in scrubs and orthotic shoes, sitting on a park bench in Central Park, sipping a milkshake from a Mr. Softee cup. The others dissipate.
Melissa
FOURTEEN HOUR SHIFTS ARE ROUGH.
FOURTEEN HOUR SHIFTS? I SEE SOME STUFF!
IT’S HARD ON MY BACK, ON MY VARICOSE VEINS.
IT’S HARD WITH THE SPIT, WITH THE STITCHES AND SPRAINS.
AND MY ANKLES...
KILL.
She circles her ankles in pain, sighing in relief.
Ahhhhhh… Shit.
SO AFTER MY SHIFT, I COME HERE, AND I SIT…
AND I GET…
JUST FOR ME!
MR. SOFTEE.
THE CHOCOLATE’S NOT TOO DARK, YOU KNOW?
THE ICE CREAM TASTES LIKE SILK.
SOME DAYS, I ASK FOR COOKIE CHUNKS
LIKE OREOS AND MILK.
‘CAUSE AFTER ALL THE WEEPING AND THE BAND-AIDS AND THE SHOTS...
LIKE AFTER DUMB INSURANCE CALLS, AND BLOODY, OOZING SPOTS,
MY HEAD FEELS SO DAMN FUZZY, AND MY LEGS FEEL LIKE THEY’RE STONE.
I NEED SOME TIME ALONE!
SO I COME SIT...
ME…
AND MR. SOFTEE.
WHEN HALF THE SHAKE IS DOWN THE CHUTE,
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM’S CALM.
THEY COULD PRESCRIBE THIS, AND I’D HEAL.
A DAIRY, FATTY BALM.
‘CAUSE SOMETIMES FATHERS CAN’T BE SAVED, AND SOMETIMES MOTHERS CRY.
THERE’S TIMES WHEN THERE’S NO ANSWERS, RIGHT? AND NO ONE TELLS US WHY.
I WANT TO MAKE THEM FEEL OKAY! I WANT TO SEE THEM SMILE...
NO TEARS FOR JUST A WHILE!
BUT WHEN I CAN’T...
ME…
AND MR. SOFTEE.
MY MOM SAYS I SHOULD WORRY LESS;
IT’S JUST A JOB. I KNOW!
BUT MAYBE I’M NOT RIGHT FOR IT!
I WANT TO HELP! I WANT TO HELP!
I WANT TO RUN AWAY AND GO!
WHEN EVERY CHOCOLATE DROP IS GONE,
IT’S TIME TO CATCH MY TRAIN.
I FEEL A LITTLE QUEASY, YES.
BUT I DON’T FEEL SO DRAINED.
THERE WAS THAT KID WHO KISSED MY CHEEK, THAT MAN WHO SHOOK MY HAND.
I FOUND THAT ONE INFECTION; ‘CAUSE OF ME THAT GIRL CAN STAND!
A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP, A FULL DAY OFF, I’LL WANT TO GO RIGHT BACK.
I’LL PICK UP ANY SLACK.
I WILL BE STRONG!
I CAN BE STRONG!
AND IF I’M WRONG?
Well...
IT’LL BE ME…
AND MR. SOFTEE.
She stands up and throws her empty cup in a trash can. She takes a deep breath.
MR. SOFTEE!
She leaves, headed for the train.
Book and Lyrics by Kate Chadwick
Music by Josh Freilich
Producer/Director: Brian Blythe
Musical Director: Kristen Lee Rosenfeld
Assistant Director: Emma Lou DeLaney
CAST (in order of speaking):
ORCHID: Wynsum Kearns
RICK: Nick Bourgault
JENNA: Mata Barr
TRACY: Cara Wodka
TROY: Sean Stover
HUNTER: Ethan Thomas Bell
Performed as part of the 4@15 Festival:
Four New 15-Minute Musicals
featuring actors from University of California Irvine's
New York Satellite Program
Dr. Myrona DeLaney, Director
Filmed April 17th, 2016 live at the Royal Family Arts Centre in New York, NY by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Brian Golub
Michael Linden
Michael Kushner
Amanda Savan
Sammi Leigh Kramer
Natasha Edwards
Lauren Chapman
Elisabeth Cernadas
Brandon Beynon
Alissa Stahler
Mary Kate Morrissey
Also featuring a four-piece band (names TBA)!!! And a huge thank you to Jennifer Ashley Tepper and Sammi Leigh Kramer for making this possible
Cover charge is $20 with a 2 alcoholic drink minimum or a $20 food/beverage minimum. Tickets on the day of performance after 2:00pm are only available by calling 646.476.3551. Come on down! It'll be a blast!!!
Lyrics by William Finn.
(c) 2013 Gi-Waa Music and Ipsy Pipsy Music, Inc.
Performed by Josh Freilich and the Cast.
Filmed October 28th live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Sean Patterson.
(c) 2010 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Alissa Stahler and the cast.
Filmed October 28th, 2013, live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Sam Salmond.
(c) 2009 (revised 2013) Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Sammi Kramer, Natasha Edwards, Kimberly Hirst, and Lauren Chapman.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Music and lyrics by Josh Freilich and Bryan Plofsky.
(c) 2013 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Michael Linden, with backup vocals by Brandon Beynon, Michael Kushner, and Josh Freilich.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Music by Josh Freilich.
Lyrics by Sarah Underwood.
(c) 2011 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Sammi Kramer and Brandon Beynon.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Ty DeFoe.
(c) 2012 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Mary Kate Morrissey.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Music and Lyrics by Josh Freilich and Bryan Plofsky
(c) 2013 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Brian Golub.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Jonathan Keebler.
(c) 2012 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Brandon Beynon.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Music by Josh Freilich.
Lyrics by Anita Reyes.
(c) 2011 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Amanda Savan, Natasha Edwards, and Elisabeth Cernadas.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Jake Brandman.
(c) 2010 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Sammi Kramer.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Seth Christenfeld.
(c) 2013 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Michael Kushner.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Laura Kleinbaum.
(c) 2012 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Amanda Savan.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Music by Josh Freilich.
Lyrics by Sarah Underwood.
(c) 2011 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Elisabeth Cernadas and Lauren Chapman.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Sean Patterson.
(c) 2009 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Natasha Edwards.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Rebekah Greer Melocik.
(c) 2010 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Performed by Mary Kate Morrissey, Alissa Stahler, Kimberly Hirst, and the Cast.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Lyrics by Sam Salmond.
(c) 2010 Gi-Waa Music, Inc.
Dedicated to Tyler, Billy, Seth, Asher, Justin, and Raymond.
Performed by Brian Golub.
Filmed live at the Bruno Walter Auditorium in the New York Public Library of the Performing Arts at Lincoln Center by Micah Nordvedt (xerkmedia.com)
Here's a little something from Sesame Street to brighten up today! Enjoy! And also, please stay tuned to this channel for a special announcement regarding my recent concert of original music!
DISCLAIMER: The audio in this video is VERY distorted and I am quite aware of that.
But in all seriousness, that is one of my absolute favorite songs from SESAME STREET, even though we still never figured out its name. You'd think after 45 years or so, we would have known what it was, but no, the song's title STILL remains a mystery... So alas, we shall never know the name of that song (nor shall we ever care).
Anyway I hope you had a wonderful APRIL FOOL'S day, and a new special announcement: I will now be releasing piano covers every other Tuesday! Every OTHER Tuesday! How awesome is that? Anyway, enjoy this one! Have a good day!
EDIT: The "Darude-Sandstorm" joke just isn't funny anymore. Rather than take the whole video down, I just thought I'd slap the cover ID on the title, and then you'd just stop doing that.
Songs:
I'm Wishing
Heigh-Ho
Whistle While You Work
One Song
Someday My Prince Will Come
NOTE: I realize that this is my 75th video on my channel, so leave it to good old "Fortuosity!"
In case anyone asks, the background music is backing tracks I orchestrated for various cabaret/revue shows. They are of "Don't Waste the Moon" from CARRIE: THE MUSICAL, and "It's Now or Never" from ALL SHOOK UP.
And also, please stay tuned for more info of my channel for all original songs I have written!
Because a lot of you wanted something from SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE... and here it is! This is one of the songs that I hear that I really cannot help but cry every time I hear this song. This is an absolute perfect song from Stephen Sondheim, and when he captures these elements in his music and lyrics in this way, it strikes me with awe. SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1985, and ran the Booth Theatre for a year starting in 1984. Another Pulitzer Prize winner is currently playing the Booth, Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey's "next to normal", but will soon be leaving town in January. SUNDAY IN THE PARK ran for 604 perfs, while "next to normal", at the time of closing, will have eventually played 733 performances. Don't worry -- a video from that will be coming very soon. Enjoy being transported to the Isle of La Grande Jatte. Comments are welcome.
Here is, by special request from MusicFeedsYourSoul, two songs from the 1953 Disney animated feature, Peter Pan. They are the opening credit song, "The Second Star To The Right," and "You Can Fly! You Can Fly! You Can Fly!". This arrangement is based on what is heard in the original film, but arranged for piano. The incidental score is by Oliver Wallace, with orchestrations by Edward H. Plumb, and the vocals were originally performed by the Jud Conlon Chorus with the Mellomen. Both songs were written by Sammy Cahn and Sammy Fain. I like to think of this as one of my favorite arrangements of the classic Disney films ever, and ever since I heard this when I was 3 years old, I have always wanted to share my love for this music with the world.
I always thought that there could be a concert tour with all Disney music (mostly from the theme park attractions as well as a couple of movies) performed by a local orchestra and choir (also a rock combo, depending on the style of songs), with video clips and a dramatic concert lighting show backing them up. What does everyone think of this idea?
Anyway, I'm glad to be back. Comments are greatly appreciated, but hateful and hurtful comments will be blocked.