Casey Killingsworth
By special request, the cut off the "MAD Twists Rock N' Roll" that was a special insert in The Fifth Annual Edition of The Worst From MAD circa 1961
updated 17 years ago
Of course, if you want to download and listen to the entire show here is the link.
http://www.nerdist.com/2012/03/nerdist-podcast-phil-plait-live-in-boulder
I don't remember why I thought the pointless Weird Al cameos made any sense. I also realize I used more than a few videos from other useres without their permission and I hope they'll be OK with it. Anyway, enjoy my utterly pointless rambling!
I apologize in advance to WeirdAlTV for taking their version of the video without permission. Sorry to disappoint all of my old school MAD Magazine fans out there, but hey...odds are some of you are nerds like me who could also happen to be Weird Al fans...and if not, well...you might like this too if you like just songs with (intentionally) hilarious lyrics.
I don't claim any ownership of either the song or the video. At least one or both items are owned by Sony Music Entertainment.
Aynways, Enjoy!
I guess this makes up for it because next time I try to upload something, it'll be performances from some "Weird Al" Yankovic concerts I just happen to have laying around as soon as I figure out how to take them from a DVD.
This time, this is my night, lots of musci and lots of lights,
This time, this is my night and nothing can beat disco delight...
Disco Suicide
He'll be sorry finding out I died
Because he didn't make me his bride
that two faced jekyl won't be able to hide
from my Disco Suicide!
A big fallin' mirror ball might end it all at the boogie hall
For Disco I'd give my word to die at thirty-three-and-a-third
or strangle myself with stereo phones
to the disco tones of Grace Jones
and if that turns otu to be a bummer
I'll swallow a cassete of Donna Summer
ahhh...love to love ya baby...
Disoc Suicide
He'll be sorry finding out I died
Because he didn't make me his bride
that two faced jackal won't be able to hide
from my disco suicide
Bake my brains with a hot strobe light
Get down for my final time tonight
I'll put on my funeral dress and leave him here to clean up all that mess
He'll find in the end that he can't ignore
my ring around the whole dance floor
He'll be on his knees with a can of comet
to clean a lot of blood and a lot of vomit
YECCCCCCCCCH!
Disco Suicide
He'll be sorry finding out I died
because he didn't make me his bride
that two faced jekyl won't be able to hide
from my disco suicide
Officer!
Yeah?
I'm out of breath
but I gotta report a weird death
It's the cse of the would-be bride
who became a disco suicide (suiciiide..)
We're ready to shoot Rosanna,
rolling on camera two,
Hi, I'm with the Tv news!
This must be the worst case of the blues!
The story can go world wide!
I love it! A Disco Suicide! (suiciiide..)
Who called a doctor or nurse?
It's too late for us, you need a hearse!
No matter how hard we tried
we can't help a disco suicide!
As long as we're here Doctor Jennings, Can't we dance?
Why not, Nurse dwayne? Why not?
Disco Suicide
Disco Suicide
Disco Suicide
Disco suicide
that two faced jekyll won't be able to hide
You can tell by the way i'm failin' in school
I'm a disco man, I'm a dancin' fool
Disco all day and disco all night
I've lost my hearin' and i've lost my sight
but i don't mind, I don't care
my mind is (*a-gone?!?*) and so's my hair
my brain is loose from too much juice
too much smokin', I'm almost croakin'
I'm barely alive
One time i was wealthy, one time I was healthy now I'm barely alive
oh ogd, oh god, oh god, oh god barely alive
Bad back and bad knees, I'm just too much a disco fan
Got heebie bee gees, I'm just a slipped disco man, barely alive
Bad back, ooh, Bad knees
Heebie, ooh, bee gees
Once I had me a girl and we had a ball
before a disco came and put me off the wall
now she cals me "creep", says "Go take a walk"
That fox don't dig my (Phony/funky?) jive talk
but I don't mind, I don't care
my mind is (*a-gone?!?*) and so's my hair
feelin' puffed rom eatin junk
too much dancin' and no romancin' I'm barely alive
One time I was happy, now I'm feelin' crappy yeah, I'm barely alive
She said I am so tired, that I'm too much a disco fan
I"m no Travolta, I'm jst a sipped disco man, Barely alive
Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, oy vey, Barely alive
Although she isn't much to look at
and she isn't very bright
I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her
'Cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight
To see a lamp go through a window
and watch 'em kick and scratch and bite
I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her
'Cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight
At Friday night, it's somethigng wonderful to see
when her pop comes home with only half his check
We split a candy bar and watch World War III
It's got neckin' beat to heck
I'm gonna make that gal my steady
Because theeir at it every night
I love her, I love her, oh boy how I love her
'cause she lets me watch her mom and pop fight
LYRICS
Remember the afternoons we spent skippping school
Remember all those nasty songs we sung
Remember your lunch money I lost shooting pool
I'll always remember being young
Remember the cigarettes we smoked in the John
Remember the false fire alarm we rung
Remember the teacher we threw in the pond
I'll Always remember being young
When I look through our scrapbok
my eyes just fill with tears
recalling our precious high school days
Those Wonderful Six-and-a-half Years!
Remember the gorilla we set free at the zoo
the study hall riot that we begun
Oh, even if we live to be twnty two
I'll always remember
Always remember
I'll ALWAYS REMEMBER BEING YOUNG!!!
You're on your own with the lyrics!
(Actually you can find them here!)
http://barrygoldberg.net/sillysongs/superspectacular.htm#all
(This was the hardest movie to make so Far!)
Now, before you view this and rate it and put comments on it, I must Warn You. I know they have Archie Bunker's Character saying a lot of horrible ethnic slurs. (I guess that's the only reason they decided to put this on a record. The audio spoof left out a lot from the print spoof about Archie's vulgarity like he was the first to belch and flush the toilet on TV and stuff.) Anyway, They actually did that in the old show and they weren't like that off the show in real life. They were just trying to point out how stupid it is to be prejudiced by having a fictional character say those things so he can sound like an idiot to be funny. It's almost like something Stephen Colbert would do on his show today. Matt Stone and Trey Parker even said that Cartman on South Park was based on
Archie Bunker Please don't be offended by this because it is not meant to be taken seriously. It is meant as a comedy/parody piece and is meant to be funny!
(By the way, the credits are a little wrong on the mp3 address. IT can ACTUALLY be found at http://www.sendspace.com/file/w35okr
Sorry!)
Now that we've got that out of the way, ENJOY!


