south park - im super with lyrics jordy2408 2008-12-20 | Bombs are flyingPeople are dyingChildren are cryingPoliticians are lying too.Cancer is killingTexaco's spillingThe whole world's gone to hellBut how are you?I'm superThanks for askingAll things consideredI couldn't be better I must sayI'm feeling superNo, nothing bugs meEverything is super when you'reDon't you think I look cute in this hatI'm so sorryMr. CrippleBut I just can't feel too bad for you right now.Because I'm feelingSo insanely superThat even the fact that you can't walkCan't bring me down[Background singers:]He's superThanks for askingAll things consideredHe couldn't be better he must say[Big Gay Al:]I'm superNo, nothing bugs meEverything is super when you'reDon't you think I look cute in this hatThese little pants, this matching tieThat I got at VogueI'm super[Background singers:]In the barracks and the trenches as well[Big Gay Al:]Stick 'em up.[Background singers:]Big Gay Al says do ask do tell[Big Gay Al:]Skittles[Background singers:]Yes he's super and he's proud to be gay[Big Gay Al:]OK[Background singers:]Everything is super when you're gay!When you're gay!
family guy - theam song with lyrics jordy2408 2009-01-15 | Lois: It seems today, That all you see, Is violence in movies, and sex on T.V. Peter: But where are those good old fashion values.... All: On which we used to rely?! Lucky theres a family guy! Lucky theres a man who, positively can do, all the things that make us... Stewie: laugh and cry! All: He's A FAM- ILY GUUUUUUUYYY!!!!
south park - Its Easy Mmmkay with lyrics jordy2408 2008-12-21 | Mr. Mackey: There are times when you get suckered inBy drugs and alchohol and sex with womenBut its when you do these things too muchThat you've become an addict and must get back in touchYou can do it Its all up to you -mmmmmkayWith a little plan you can change your life tooo-dayYou dont have to spend your life addicted to smackHomeless on the streets giving handjobs for crackFollow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkayStep 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosityStep 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can saySo just use the word mmmkay!Children: We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-dayMr, Mackey: you can change it todayEveryone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trashHomeless on the streets giving handjobs for cashFollow this plan and very soon you will see-eeyIts easy mmkay!Mr. Mackey: Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns oryou're a buns holeMr. Mackey: Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo, as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is coldMr. Mackey: Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosityMr. Mackey: Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any moreEveryone: Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can sayChildren: Fuck is the worst word that you can sayWe shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!Mr. Mackey: Your cured, you can go!Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trashhomeless on the streets giving handjobs for cashFollow this plan and very soon you will saaayIts easy mmmkay!Children: It's easy mmmkay!Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkay!Children: It's easy mmmkay!Mr. Mackey: It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayyChildren: It's easy mmmIt's easy mmmIt's easy mmmkaaaay(both finish at same time)(laughing)Mr. Mackey: MmmkayMmmkay
South Park - Come Sail Away with lyrics jordy2408 2008-12-20 | I'm sailing away Set an open course for the virgin sea 'Cause I've got to be free Free to face the life that's ahead of me On board I'm the captain So climb aboard We'll search for tomorrow On every shore And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try To carry on I look to the sea Reflections in the waves spark my memory Some happy, some sad I think of childhood friends And the dreams we had We lived happily forever So the story goes But somehow we missed out On the pot of gold But we'll try best that we can to carry on (yeah) A gathering of angels appeared above my head They sang to me this song of hope and this is what they said Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys ha) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me I thought that they were angels But much to my surprise We climbed aboard their starship And headed for the star thay said' Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (everybody now) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys seriously) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (Chef:)Make it funky now! (Cartman:)Hey, you're screwin' up my song Hey, What's goin' on (Chef:) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me chidren Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me children (Cartman:)No, no, no, no, like this, like this!!! Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys can't here ya') Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys seriously) Come sail away Come sail away Come sail away with me (seriously you guys, screw you guys) Come sail away (you guys seriously) Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys seriously) Come sail away (you guys seriously) Come sail away Come sail away with me (you guys seriously)
south park - blame canada with lyrics jordy2408 2008-12-20 | Sheila: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or blame society? Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila: No, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: We need to form a full assault Everyone: It's Canada's fault! Sharon: Don't blame me For my son Stan He saw the damn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan! Liane: And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! Sheila: Well, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true, Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue Everyone: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Sheila: heck no! Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada Shame on Canada For... The smut we must stop The trash we must bash The Laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!! SABAZZ!
South Park - Dreidel with lyrics jordy2408 2008-12-20 | Kyle: Okay Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah. This is called a 'Dreidel'. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song..I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clayAnd when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall play.Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clayDreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.Kyle: Now you try it Ike. Just spin it with your fingers like this..[ike sings mini song to the tune]Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?Kyle: Oh, hey Cartman.. We're playing dreidel, you wanna try?Cartman: Sure!Cartman: Here's a little dreidelThat's small and made of clayBut i'm not gonna play with it'Cos dreidel's fuckin' gay.Kyle: Hey, Shut your mouth, fatass!C: Jews, play stupid games..Jews, that's why they're lame.|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame.|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel|| I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel|| With Dreidel I shall play.Stan: Hey, what's going on? Oh, it's that hanukkah thing..Cartman: It's soooo amazing! You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round, I could watch it all day..Stan: Let me try..Stan: I'll try to make it spin..It fell, i'll try again.|| K: Oh, Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, i'll try again.|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, i'll try again.|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame.|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, i'll try again.|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame!Sheila: Hello Boys!Kyle: Hi mom!Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.. now you know that dreidel is a time-honoured tradition for the hebrew people.Cartman: Yes we know, Ms Broflovski, it's so very insteresting..Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..You'll know, our people always win!|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..|| You'll know, our people always win!|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame!Kyle: Oh, hi dad!Gerald: Hello everybody.. say, can I join in?Kyle: Sure..K: I have a little dreidel, I made it out of clayAnd when it's dry and ready, with dreidel I shall..Everybody!|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, i'll try again.|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame.|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..|| You'll know, our people always win!|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..|| You're so hot, on that show..|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, i'll try again.|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame!|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..|| You'll know, our people always win!|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..|| You're so hot, on that show..Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..You're so hot, on that show..Courtney Cox, I.. uh?Kyle: Dad, we're singing about a dreidel.Gerald: Oh, sorry..Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald!|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Dreidel I shall play.|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, i'll try again.|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that's why they're lame.|| Sheila: Now when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..|| You'll know, our people always win!|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..|| You're so hot, on that show..|| K: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made you out of clay|| Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, with Drei-del-I-shall-plaaaay!|| Stan: I'll try to make it spin|| It fell, I-will-try-a-gaaaiin!|| C: Jews, play stupid games..|| Jews, that-is-why-they're-laaaame!|| Sheila: 'Cos when you learn, to make the dreidel spin..|| You'll know, our peo-ple-al-ways-wiiiiinn!|| Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you..|| You're so hot, Court-ney-I-love-yooooou!
