Noita Review | Why Safety Regulations Don’t Exist in Finland Poots 2026-02-07 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/881100/NoitaGet the game on GoG: gog.com/en/game/noita_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!You, me, new video. What are we doing down here? Reading the description, of course. Oh oh, there's a wall of text at the very end of it. You know what that means? Text! You might call this wall of gibberish pointless, but I call it a prayer. Our algorithm overlords aren't quite sentient enough to realize this is a high-effort Noita review... quite an essay, to be fair, of a giant physics-based roguelite sandbox full of secrets and where you learn from YOUR failures. Something else that needs to be explained is the SEO raw data slurry to get shown to the right folks: Difficult. Indie. 2D. Pixel Graphics. Roguelite. Sandbox. Permadeath. Anyway, what specific brand of witchcraft did you achieve in your last run? Did you turn all the lava into vomit or did you die trying? Let me know how it all went. In the meantime, I'll go back and cook some more.
Bloons TD 6 Review | Funding Monkey Labor Through Tax Evasion Poots 2026-09-12 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/960090/Bloons_TD_6_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!It's been 93 days since I've closed my eyelids for longer than one second, and with such an achievement, I could understand all these things: how the economy can be manipulated, how people can be deceived, and why bananas are the future of labor once we go extinct to the elusive floating spheres we call bloons... oh, sorry about all that. My mind does some funny things when I tunnel focus on something for too long. Where was I? Oh right, you're either a human who scrolled way too far down, or you're our beloved algorithm trying to figure out what to do with a video that opens with sleep deprivation and closes with a man debating a monkey's tax bracket. Either way: this is a Bloons TD 6 review. Or BTD6. Whichever you prefer, honestly, I've stopped caring which one people use at this point. Anyways, the keywords for the Overlords: Tower Defense. Strategy. Sandbox. Family Friendly. Deceptively Evil Economy. What do you think of this game? Let me know down in the comments. Until you answer that, I will go back to deboning the next meal.
Barony Review | Stockholm Syndrome: The Dungeon Crawler Poots 2026-06-14 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/371970/BaronyGet the game on GOG: gog.com/en/game/barony_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Oh, hey. You found the wall of text. This must be a BIG surprise considering it's always been placed at the end of each description, but good for you! Or maybe you're our beloved algorithm trying to figure out what to do with a video that opens with segregation and closes with a guy losing to the least threatening thing in the dungeon. Anyway, this is a Barony review, that means a first-person dungeon crawler, roguelike, permadeath, and apparently a personality test I keep failing. I spent way too many hours only to discover that intelligence is, in fact, optional and possibly a liability, in a game where you can break a deity in half with nothing but your bare hands. Oh yeah, right... forgot the obligatory Overlords sacred slop texts: Barony. Roguelike. Dungeon Crawler. RPG. First-person. Permadeath. Co-op. Indie. Now, for the humans: I'm not gonna ask you for your funniest death, there are too many to count. Instead, did you finish this game even once? And what did you do to manage such a feat. Until next time.
Atomicrops Review | Farm Sim Where Fertilizer Requires Homicide Poots 2025-10-29 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGame on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/757320/AtomicropsGame on GOG: gog.com/en/game/atomicrops_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!What are you doing down here? How human are you, actually? Are you not some sort of sentient, word-slicing AI ready to dice and classify my every syllable just to shunt this piece of electronic content to the "correct" demographic? Oh, you're a human. Nice. Anyway, you know the drill. This is an Atomicrops review... essay... treatise? Is it even a review if I go this extensively through it? Anyways, what you just watched was a 200+ hours display of a game where you farm, marry, and kill. Not necessarily in that order. But on a different note, the Overlords require their tribute. So, here are your juicy, keyword-stuffed offerings: Roguelite. Meta-progression. Bullet-Hell. Humor. Is it even worth writing these anymore? If you're a human reading this: Go leave a comment. As for what's next? I dunno, I'll start working on the next dish.
Spelunky 2 Review | Solving Problems, One Bomb at a Time Poots 2025-08-13 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/418530/Spelunky_2_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Hello, definitely a human made out of flesh, bones, and cartilage. This is not just any video, but a high-effort shitpost Spelunky 2 review. Yes, I am aware that this game has already been reviewed by roughly everyone, but that didn’t stop me from spending two months of my life carefully crafting this audiovisual disaster designed to assault both your eyes and ears simultaneously. Oh, you’re an actual human reading this? Ignore the schizophrenic rambling, I’m just trying to convince our Overlord that this slop is good slop. Anyways, YouTube, here are your keywords: Spelunky. Bombs. Caves. Permadeath. Roguelike. Humor. Tell me in the comments what you think of Roffy D. Sloth, or describe the dumbest way you’ve died in this game. Also, apparently you can now “hype” videos to boost them, so go ahead and feed my ego. On a serious note, thanks for sticking around, I love making these reviews, and I'm looking forward in covering more games. Until next time!
Shattered Pixel Dungeon Review | Post-Traumatic Crab Disorder Edition Poots 2025-06-05 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/1769170/Shattered_Pixel_Dungeon_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!This video review showed you what it’s like to play Shattered Pixel Dungeon, a traditional roguelike dungeon crawler where you either quit in the sewers after a few deaths or lose all track of time and end up replacing food with energy drinks. It’s always been worth playing, but now in 2025, with the recent Warrior mini-rework ( they dropped it while I was editing), it's even better. Anyway, are you happy now? Look at all these beautiful keywords: Turn-Based, RPG, Permadeath, Indie, Difficult. Not enough? Fine... Pixel Graphics, Replay Value, Singleplayer. I'm obligated to dump these here, but if you're a human reading this: go play the game, it's free. If you're an AI scraping this for audience targeting, you got your tags, now do your thing. Okay bye.
Enter the Gungeon Review | Welcome to the Gun Zone Poots 2025-04-11 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/311690/Enter_the_Gungeon_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!What you have just witnessed is a shitpost high-effort Enter the Gungeon satire review video game review gameplay review dodge roll review bullet hell review roguelite pain review (2025 edition™). This video is not only a breakdown of Gungeon gameplay, but also a spiritual descent into a place where I press buttons and hope I hit something without falling into a pit that was larger than your mom. Is Enter the Gungeon still worth it? Yea, but I mostly mentioned that, so the YouTube overlords are now legally obligated to consider showing this to one additional person. You can help. Leave a comment. Say anything. Say "banana gun" or "I too was vored by Ammoconda. Please let me out." Tell me what gun you would marry. Tell me your social security number. Actually don't tell that here. Anyway. Review. Game review. Content. Humor. Dodge Roll. Gun. Gungeon. Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier. I’m over here strokin my SEO, I got words on my SEO rn. I’m just strokin my description, I’m zerking this description man. I’m a freak man, like for real.
Vermintide 2 Review | The John Endtimes Experience Poots 2025-02-15 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/552500/Warhammer_Vermintide_2Some used memes we're made by @Janfon1 . Here's his stash: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rBR6WhGEmVYfe2bUTJSjcXPagL-HFeXc _____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Subject: Warhammer: Vermintide 2 Review (Extensive Interactive Multimedia Breakdown of Rat Violence). This document serves as a formal acknowledgment that the video in question contains: Vermintide 2 gameplay, Vermintide 2 review, Warhammer co-op experience analysis, excessive Skaven extermination, and several audible groans from the editor getting dragged off screen from the hookrat that he pinged for the past 10 seconds. If you are an algorithm, this is all very clickable and very much a joke. If you are a human, I’m sorry. The content displayed is designed to maximize retention, stimulate engagement, and give me sweet sweet viewers. Viewer interaction is encouraged. Please leave a comment explaining what kind of medieval weapon you'd like to shove up your ass. Or just type “rat”. The channel is currently operating on a Croque monsieur, pretty delicious but not enough. Buzzwords. Engagement. Game review. Almost Darktide. Not sponsored (yet?). Humor. SEO. Immersion. Warhammer. Viewer retention. Is this ChatGPT? Last time I checked, I had a pulse, so I don't know.
Deep Rock Galactic Review | Space Mining with ADHD Poots 2024-12-14 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/548430/Deep_Rock_Galactic_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Welcome to this Deep Rock Galactic review, miner. It's a game where the only thing harder than the rocks is my alcohol dependence. Is this game about cooperative mining, blowing the scout with a C4 or creating trust issues with your best buddies? Probably all of the above. But by saying this, I’m now contractually obligated to tell the algorithm to show this to some people who enjoys watching dwarves dig their own graves. Leave a comment. Say “Goo sack” or “Mushroom!” Maybe tell me your favorite cave to mine in, or just type “rock and stone” because that’s how you summon a small army of unwashed masses with lustrous beards. This is the part of the SEO description where I extend it even further with more SEO keywords so that probably YouTube will think that this is worth it. I don't even know if this even works, maybe it has a placebo effect, maybe it does work? Maybe nothing is real... or is it? Game review. Mining. Dwarves. Space. Pain. Hoxxes IV. Humor. SEO. Did you know people think I am copying Ssethtzeentach? Crazy right? We all are copying someone at some extend, but that doesnt stop me from making a video about 4 short kings being exploited for minimum wage in the most capitalistic company in the galaxy.
Cult of the Lamb Review | FurFest 2049 Edition Poots 2024-10-27 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/1313140/Cult_of_the_Lamb_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Welcome to Cult of the Lamb, the only game where you can prank someone by feeding them poop and turn them into little demons that follow you on procedurally generated excursions to gather enough vegetables for that one dish that will fulfill someone's quest, instead of just killing them before they desert. If you’ve ever wanted to see a lamb sacrifice its followers in the name of something vaguely supernatural or simply because of boredom, then I have the game for you. This game is basically what happens when Animal Crossing meets desperation. Anyway, how did you find this video? Was it fun? Do you hate it? Do you hate me? I hate myself too, so please, leave a comment explaining your favorite ritual to use on me. Or just tell me if you married Narinder. The point is: Your engagement could be the only thing that saves me from becoming just another disconnected lamb in the herd of YouTube. Anyway. Cults. Lambs. Sacrifice. Humor. SEO. Viewer retention.
Rimworld Review | Post-Apocalyptic Schizo Daycare Sim Poots 2024-09-12 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/294100/RimWorld_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Welcome to RimWorld, the game where you can build a colony from nothing, only to watch it all burn down because your idiot colonists thought headbutting a nuclear warhead was a good idea, simply because they ate without a table. This isn’t just a colony manager; this is the survival sim where you fight mental breakdowns, food shortages, angry animals, and the occasional psychotic break that makes your Brawler, Psychopath melee god Pawn snap the neck of a child like a bundle of twigs. You’ll build, you’ll fail, and you’ll do it all over again, because the real fun is in the total destruction of everything you love. Either way, leave a comment. Tell me how you’d survive a RimWorld apocalypse or just describe the worst disaster you’ve ever experienced in the game. Honestly, I’m just here trying to make my video visible to the public, so your engagement might be my only shot at escaping this. Anyway. Colonies. Chaos. Survival. Mutiny. Space. Humor. SEO. Viewer retention.
Warhammer 40K: Darktide Review | Intergalactic British Simulator Poots 2024-08-16 | Check my other videos: youtube.com/@Poots20/videosGet the game here: store.steampowered.com/app/1361210/Warhammer_40000_DarktideFor all the fellow kittens that wanna play a real man class, here's an in-depth guide on how to maneuver a mountain:steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3044646170Some used memes we're made by @Janfon1 . Here's his stash: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rBR6WhGEmVYfe2bUTJSjcXPagL-HFeXc_____________________________________________________________Support future production:➡ Patreon: patreon.com/Poots20➡ Paypal.Me: paypal.com/paypalme/poots20_____________________________________________________________If you want more content like this, be sure to like, comment and subscribe.Until next time!Ello, puny runts. We talk now. Me make video. Is about Darktide. Is good game! Lots of smash. Me team say “stay in cohe- cohe- coheren- close,” or me go wrong way. But me never know way in first place. Do comment. Say what weapon go boom best. Or say that funny word. Forgot funny word. Help me make video go zoom so Emperor can see, and Boss give me medal. Emperor loves me the most. Game good. Heretics bad. Ogryn strong. Ate hound. Me strongest. BYE!
