Terrible Sequel Headaches - Long (part 5/5) retsupurae 2024-10-15 | Terrible Sequel Headaches - Long (part 5/5)
Bludd Light (Part 8) retsupurae 2018-03-09 | The finale in which things happen and Raz gets too familiar with a door. Beardy, please! What would Millie think? Anyway, the game ends.
Bludd Light (Part 7) retsupurae 2018-03-07 | In this episode we learn The Partial Truth (tm) about Raz and Millie and then a wild hovercraft chase happens because uh, why not?
Bludd Light (Part 6) retsupurae 2018-03-05 | We learn a terrible secret about Milly, I guess but it's not like Beardo has any other friends after Pipo The Brave Robot died. Anyway, can we save ourselves from Carpet Texture Disease?
Bludd Light (Part 5) retsupurae 2018-03-02 | Awkward character idle animations and collisions ensue as Beardo and Milly get caught in a big sewer. I'm sorry the game got so generic so quickly
Bludd Light (Part 4) retsupurae 2018-02-28 | Beardo and his girlfriend have to get sterilized but a sacrifice must be made! Also we learn the truth about the ARNA virus that Beardo is infected with but that plot thread gets kinda dumb so who knows. Afterbludd!
Bludd Light (Part 3) retsupurae 2018-02-26 | Ok, I think winter break is over so it's back to this terrible game with Sara and I while Diabetus continues to fight in a war or something. Our protagonist, Pipo, faces some issues as the game introduces combat and a love triangle comes into play as Millie enters the gang. Can Beardo, Pipo, and Whatsherface get along?!
Blood Light (Part 2) retsupurae 2018-01-22 | I think the original title tripped the old YouTube de-advertize filter so let's try this one now. Anyhow, Ray/Beardo continues his survival horror quest and Overbluud continues its quest to be the worst horror game imaginable.
Blood Light (Part 1) retsupurae 2018-01-19 | Overblood is a "Resident Evil-like" which is honestly a really, really generous explanation. Enjoy Raz/Beardo's quest to survive with his best friend Robot who he names "Peepo" for reasons I will never understand. Sara/damehasclass joins!
Hey, You Missed, Tomodachi! - Part 6 - The End retsupurae 2018-01-15 | Thanks to the magic of editing, it's already over! I hope you enjoyed this trip down Darkseed 2 Memory Lane and have learned a thing or two. For example, I'm never touching this stupid thing again.
Hey, You Missed, Tomodachi! - Part 5 retsupurae 2018-01-04 | In which I start editing out the boring bits of Darkseed 2 (there are quite a lot!) and we get through a lot of the game. Second to last episode, actually!
Hey, You Missed, Tomodachi! - Part 4 retsupurae 2017-12-20 | In which we finally reach the Dark World and it is more awful than I remember. Darkseed 2!
Hey, You Missed, Tomodachi - Part 3 retsupurae 2017-12-13 | Join Mike Dawson in his quest to ... do a thing or two? Darkseed 2 is a little hard to parse in English, so this is a bit of a miss. We do end up visiting Doc Larsen in our quest to murder Rita or something. Look I forget.
Hey, You Missed, Tomodachi - Part 2 retsupurae 2017-12-11 | Ok, well, get a little bit of that Darkseed 2 missed pal meme action as Mike goes to the carnival (and ring toss) and tries to discover who killed Rita-chan. Was it anata?
Hey, You Missed, Tomodachi - Part 1 retsupurae 2017-12-08 | Well, we're back in the well with Darkseed 2 - the Japanese version for Playstation with new voice acting, animation, etc. Hope you enjoy! (Why did they make this?)
Orlando Five-O [Part 11] Finale retsupurae 2017-12-06 | In which... ... I'm not sure how, but Jack Orlando prevails in whatever it was he was trying to do.
Orlando Five-O [Part 10] retsupurae 2017-12-04 | In the second to last episode of Jack Orlando, Jack continues this weird ruse of pretending to be a military officer and the developers continue their weird ruse of pretending they know anything about the military. Okay, so do we, but still.
Orlando Five-O [Part 9] retsupurae 2017-12-01 | In which Jack learns someone in the military is involved in crime and then sneaks onto an army base and... I... I'm not really sure why but he disguises himself? And then... uh... look I gotta go
Orlando Five-O [Part 8] retsupurae 2017-11-29 | If you watch only one episode of Jack Orlando, make it this one. Also I'm sorry if that sounds generic or something, I don't know what is going on in this game.
Orlando Five-O [Part 7] retsupurae 2017-11-27 | Okay, bear with me a little here. Jack runs afoul of the mob, is put in a dungeon, and then I'm honestly not quite sure what happens, but we end up at a dock?
Orlando Five-O [Part 6] retsupurae 2017-11-24 | As if things couldn't go any worse for Jack, they do get worse but in, like, a really stupid way? Then Jack immediately finds who put him in hotter water, then knocks off to annoy people at a casino having accomplished nothing. This is a running theme, by the by.
Orlando Five-O [Part 5] retsupurae 2017-11-22 | Hey, Jack is back! This time, our "hero" beats up on the homeless for no reason and then takes an adventure through time and enters a Chalice Dungeon and uses newspapers as passwords to the criminal underworld. This actually sorta all happens.
Orlando Five-O [Part 4] retsupurae 2017-08-28 | In which we get actual danger and intrigue sorta as Jack magically finds the murderer and does pretty much nothing with that information.
Orlando Five-O [Part 3] retsupurae 2017-08-21 | Jack avoids being completely unlikeable and his character arc finally starts to reach a turning point in today's episode. Haha nah, just kidding, we can't stand him.
Orlando Five-O [Part 2] retsupurae 2017-08-16 | I didn't think Jack would compete with Halligan for worst protagonist THIS quickly.
Live From Twitch! (Aug 13, 2017. Game: Monolith) retsupurae 2017-08-14 | Betus was out and we haven't done content in a bit so, I did this thing where you could join my Discord, call in and me, M_D_C_T and dameplaysgames/hasclass/whatever shoot the breeze! It's fun for the whole family and I'd like to do it more often!
Orlando Five-O [Part 1] retsupurae 2017-07-31 | Finally, Betus and I finish one of our obligations and get started on the adventures of Jack Orlando! ...Man this guy is a terrible detective.
Law and Order: Special Druids Unit Part 6/6 retsupurae 2017-07-19 | We come to the end of our long journey and Halligan saves the world and proves himself to be the worst protagonist in all of gaming. No, really, this is so out of line. Thanks for watching Mystery of the Druids. Wow. Thanks, LordKuddy.
Law And Order: Special Druids Unit (Part 5/6) retsupurae 2017-07-05 | In which Halligan and Melanie travel back in time and find a whole new genre of people who hate them! I think Halligan is rubbing off on her in this, somehow the second to last episode of Mystery of the Druids!
Law & Order: Special Druids Unit (Part 4/6) retsupurae 2017-06-26 | I don't even really want to spoil it but Mystery of the Druids has... a lot happen this time around.
Law and Order: Special Druids Unit (Part 3/6) retsupurae 2017-06-09 | The action revs up as Halligan tackles office bureaucracy instead of solving murders/doing his job. Also why won't Janet date meeeeeeee?????? (It's Mystery of the Druids!)
Law & Order: Special Druids Unit (2/6) - See Description retsupurae 2017-06-05 | Okay this is 43 minutes long, and there's like 30 minutes of buildup to a pretty great climax. Here's some sections to jump to though, because some of it might tempt you to jump shit (heh)0:00 - Halligan talks to Mr. Blake, a guy who says the murders are definitely the work of Neo Druids and there are probably a group of 5 that can only be stopped with a Magic Amulet12:45 - Instantly believing Blake, Halligan goes to an island to search for the amulet. He gets sidetracked by a rude captain and a friendly fisherman. The fisherman tells him his life story and also that once a castle collapsed due to salt.21:00 - The fisherman tells Halligan the captain's full title which is like a social password to get Halligan to talk to him. He tells Halligan his cat is wandering around and bugs the fisherman every so often.27:12 - Halligan sees salt on the ship hull. He has almost all the information he needs to start solving puzzles but has to talk to the fisherman once more to learn about the annoying cat.30:00 - Puzzle solving commences. Be warned.
Law & Order: Special Druids Unit (1/6) retsupurae 2017-05-31 | Don't know why there was audio desync, but fixed now!Alt Titles: True Defective or A Study in Stupidity, thanks to @SethSeries and @LadyPeorth for those but Betus came up with that one.It's really Mystery of the Druids! Played by LordKuddy! Thanks to @damehasclass for commentatin' over it with us!
Slowbeefs House of Horror: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse retsupurae 2017-05-22 | On a roll and Betus is still sick so enjoy some more Mickey Mouse.Gameplay is RickyC's Mickey Mania SNES longplay from World of Longplays, used with permission: youtube.com/watch?v=iL6xnm5pJIMMusic is royalty-free from Purple Planet - Desolation under Horror Backgrounds.
Kickstarter Nonstarters: A Creepy Coffee Brewing Phone Case retsupurae 2017-05-12 | "Do you want to go out for coffee?""I have a train to catch-""That's okay, my phone dispenses coffee. Right here and now!""here are my genitals"- How to meet and woo people
Kickstarter Nonstarters: The best way to sell your stuff retsupurae 2017-05-05 | OOp! Not as in what an awful idea this is, it's the name of the product apparently.
Kickstarter Nonstarters: What This Pillow Needs Is Bright Lights retsupurae 2017-05-03 | Let's just smartify everything in this Internet of Things of ours. Sometimes you get dolled up for a nice day of sleep but what you'd really like is your head cushion to look like an airport runway. Well, Smart Pillow has your back. Note, don't sleep with your back on Smart Pillow because you'll crush the electronics.
Kickstarter Nonstarters: A Really Uncomfortable Sock retsupurae 2017-05-01 | "What if a sock counted the number of steps you took?" "Like a pedometer?" "No, way more inconvenient."Credit to bensound.com for the ambient music that just happened to be the perfect fit and also royalty free and also very early in the Google search results...Nah, actually ambient background noise is a cheap way to mask an audio issue. I (slowbeef) had a slight buzz in my recording that I didn't notice and Betus pointed it out before press, so it's an attempt to make me more pleasant than usual to listen to.I also believe not a lot of people might've noticed if I hadn't said anything but now that I did, you'll notice! What a tangled web we weave!
Kickstarter Nonstarters: A Cannon For Cash retsupurae 2017-04-24 | Damehasclass joins us for a great crowdfunding campaign. Here's a thing that you put money into, and it spits it out onto the ground. I'm told this is good for celebrations and entertaining the inebriated.
Resident Evil: Real Life retsupurae 2017-04-19 | No you aren't wearing VR, this is the real deal right on Newgrounds. Resident Evil Real Life says "Move over Baker family, it's the RE2Make we've all been waiting for." Step into the shoes of STARS member Leon S Kennedy as he goes through Racoon City saving busy hostages and surviving the FRIGHT of his life!
Horror Simulator. NOT FOR COWARDS retsupurae 2017-04-17 | If you are fainted hearted or a big fradey-cat, hit the bricks! Betus and I did a live Newgrounds Hunt. I awkwardly edited some audio since I was sick and coughing like a loser but if you enjoyed it, maybe there will be some more???
Kickstarter Nonstarters: Earscratcher retsupurae 2017-04-12 | There's this whole world of grossly irresponsible, dangerous ear scratching I wasn't even aware of.
Kickstarter Nonstarters: Flirt Cards retsupurae 2017-04-07 | A collectible card game, but in addition to collecting cards...you're collecting hotties!
Kickstarter Nonstarters: Theres No Pee In Crowdfunding retsupurae 2017-04-05 | Courtesy damehasclass, enjoy this video where... ... maybe you should just watch for yourself.Or: "A product you pee into? Show me how that works."
Kickstarter Nonstarters: An FMV Game Only with Live Dating retsupurae 2017-03-31 | Imagine if you could play a game only with actors and be on a date only with .. actors? I dunno, let's have an (appropriate) makeout session about it
A muzzle for embarrassment-free public calls retsupurae 2017-03-29 | Mom's calling...would I sound cooler here in the library if I sounded like Darth Vader or a squirrel?
Kickstarter Nonstarters: Mobile Porn Rolladex retsupurae 2017-03-27 | There must be an app for everything. Absolutely everything. Yes even for reminding yourself who to jerk off to.
Kickstarter Nonstarters: Its Two Phones retsupurae 2017-03-22 | The Eye Phone (ha) is an iPhone case that's also a complete Android device. It also reached its funding and blew away its goals and I don't understand the world.
Kickstarter Nonstarters: Exoskeleton Suits retsupurae 2017-03-20 | Now from the files of completely realistic Kickstarters, here is an exoskeleton suit for you. Please note these suits are advertised as having actual personal flamethrowers and endorsed by a real fireman, perhaps in the hope he'd be kept in business? Ray Bradbury would be proud!
