TVs Believe It Or Not, Episode 2, Part 1 of 4 MattiDVHS 2011-12-02 | I'm afraid I don't have Episode 1 (but if you have it please post it) Sean Lock adds his wry commentary to a selection of British Television's more unusual moments.Part 2 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IugGxh9c12EFirst Broadcast 01/04/2008The Awkward Squad2:00 After Hours - 1991, Oliver Reed drunk on Channel 4 late night discussion show 5:17 The Turner Prize Discussion Is Painting Dead? - 1997, Tracey Emin drunk7:08 This Week - 2004 Shane MacGowan drunk discussing the smoking ban in Ireland with Janet Street-Porter, Michael Portillo and Diane Abbott 8:40 The Late Show - 1989, Keith Allen lairy at a studio dinner ("I'm A Tory and I Love Cocaine")9:51 Ollie Reed again10:36 Lifeline - 1959, Mars and Venus Talk To Earth, a Dr George King goes into a trance and allows a venusian called Aetherius to talk through him13:47 Open Door - 1973, The Aetherius Society with Alan Moseley listening to a tape recording of 'Mars Sector Six' talking through George King.
TVs Believe It Or Not, Episode 2, Part 4 of 4 MattiDVHS 2011-12-02 | I'm afraid I don't have Episode 1 (but if you have it please post it) Sean Lock adds his wry commentary to a selection of British Television's more unusual moments. Part 1 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45s4BLtIZyI First Broadcast 01/04/2008 Alien 0:00 Forty Minutes Oh Alien - 1984, How our world looks to beings from another planet 2:20 Nationwide - 1974, Sue Lawley introduces Tony McCabe a man who claims that he can jump on hens eggs and human noses without breaking them 3:06 Jim'll Fix It - 1975 , "Dear Jimmy, My ambition is do a Mauritian Dance in a grass skirt while my friend plays the music or build a brick wall Emma Laurson Age 10 and Alison Bush age 10" 3:52 Malibu U - 1967,Leonard Nimoy sings The Ballard Bilbo Baggins Political Correctness 4:52 Mainly For Men - 1969, 60's "Lads" discuss their type of woman (Programme was never actually shown until 1992) 7:23 Nationwide - 1970 Jim Cann and His Wife a member of "The Pussy Cat Club" a group of housewives an organization that "Wants to banish the erroneous belief that the female is in anyway equal to the male" the full report (without Sean Lock) is currently on the BBC website http://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/70sfeminism/10418.shtml 9:32 TV AM - 1984, Henry Kelly introduced Rusty Lee in the kitchen and Faith Brown doing a rather controversial impression of Rusty Aaaaaart 10:47 Saturday Review - 1986, A Hammond organ playing one note a metronome and a man wrapping his head in twine 11:30 The Late Show - 1989, a piece of modern art called "Oak Tree" a glass of water on a glass shelf placed out of reach with it's creator Artist Michael Craig-Martin and a brief glimpse of "long Box" 12:20 And Now The Good News - 1978, The Northern Ballet version of War Of The Worlds 12:53 Gloria Live - 1991, Interpretive dance pregnant women with car tyres and axels 13:26 Six and Seven Eights - 1982, "Harvey Matusow is being shaved live!" 14:20 The Evening Standard Awards - 1991, An emotional Vanessa Redgrave thanks EVERYONE! With Alan Alda and Princess Diana (but gets cut off by the timer, sorry)
TVs Believe It Or Not, Episode 2, Part 3 of 4 MattiDVHS 2011-12-01 | I'm afraid I don't have Episode 1 (but if you have it please post it) Sean Lock adds his wry commentary to a selection of British Television's more unusual moments. Part 4 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HiSj9O9D9I Part 1 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45s4BLtIZyI First Broadcast 01/04/2008 0:00 TV Dinners - 1998, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall helps a couple of recent parents make Placenta Pâté More Singing 3:09 Danny Barker After All - 1993, Loyd Grossman Sings "All Day and All of the Night" with Mark Kermode on guitar in the background 3:37 Pebble Mill - 1994, Vanessa Redgrave recites a Bertolt Brecht poem "My Brother Was a Pilot" 4:27 The All Star Talent Show - 2006, Lembit Öpik plays the harmonica and sings "Hoochie Coochie Man" 4:54 Wogan - 1987, Rupert Everett sings his song Generation Of Loneliness 5:20 Today With Des and Mel - 2004, Melvyn Bragg Holding a long note 5:52 Panorama - 1955, MP Christopher Mayhew takes Mescaline Fit 8:05 Boomph with Becker - 1972, Sue Becker Strips down and shows some pensioners hand exercises and a sensual candle dance 9:49 Easy Does it - 1989, Pat Rowlandson helps the old exercise with a scarf 10:19 TV AM - 1989, MP David Mellor and "Mad" Lizzie Webb exercising in his office 10:44 TV AM - 1984, MP Ken Livingstone punching in a tracksuit with "Mad" Lizzie Webb 10:54 TV AM - 1989, MP Jeffery Archer in a Cricket Jumper The Professionals 11:05 Pebble Mill (at One?) - 1984, Limahl and backing singers appear from Flower Pots singing Too Much Trouble 11:45 Show of the Week - 1966, Kash-meatles with a Hindu-stani version of The Beatles Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) 12:23 Top Of The Pops - 1988, Janice Long and Mark Goodier introduce All about Eve and their Song Martha's Harbour but they haven't started miming. 13:06 Back to Limahl in the Pebble Mill studio with Little and Large in the background
TVs Believe It Or Not, Episode 2, Part 2 of 4 MattiDVHS 2011-12-01 | I'm afraid I don't have Episode 1 (but if you have it please post it) Sean Lock adds his wry commentary to a selection of British Television's more unusual moments. Part 3 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OXSN3iVWB8 Part 1 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45s4BLtIZyI First Broadcast 01/04/2008 Singing 0:00 Open House - 2000, Brigitte Nielsen singing "No More Turning Back" And making an old man from the audience very very happy 1:00 Multi-Coloured Swap Shop - 1979, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philbin singing "Your Smiling Face" 1:31 Pebble Mill - 1996, Paul Shane from Hi-Di-Hi sings "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" 2:27 The 8.15 from Manchester - 1991, Kriss Akabusi and Roger Black sing "Shower The People" on to Ross King Bad Language 3:07 Kontakte - 1974, a programme teaching you German one word at a time, Gut! 4:35 Make Yourself At Home - 1969, a programme teaching recent immigrants to England how to use a table lamp. 6:06 Newsnight - 1988, Donald MacCormick trying to speak to Joelle Kauffmann wife of hostage Jean-Paul Kauffmann at the release of her husband 7:49 Hoe Down - 1978, Farming gameshow TV Chefs 9:12 Success Story - 1959, Bon Viveur Fanny Cradock serving fruits de mer, not realizing how fresh some of it was 10:35 The Big Time - 1976, Fanny Cradock ends her career at the BBC 'The Gwen Troake incident' 12:36 Ask Zena Skinner! - 1970, Zena shows a recent widower how to cook for the first time
News Footage Fail MattiDVHS 2011-11-30 | Not sure how to classify this Stock Footage Fail, Newsroom Fail, Children's Toy Fail, Parent / Guardian Fail, Knifepoint Britain Fail???? Look at the woman and child on the down escalator Broadcast 03/12/2009
Mr Bean and Smear Campaign (I Want To Be) Elected Election 92 Video MattiDVHS 2011-11-25 | A few years ago BBC Parlament re ran coverage of the 1992 General Election one Bank Holiday and caught this at the end. The proper version of the song is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXvACE5Pe9Q
Sienna Guillory, Very Brief Behind the Scenes of Resident Evil Afterlife MattiDVHS 2011-11-25 | Taken from the "Undead Vision" picture in picture option from the Blu Ray
BBC Engineering Research Widescreen Test Film MattiDVHS 2011-11-24 | A beautiful mix of English coastline in the summer time and Various Tracks from Aphex Twin's Selected Ambient Works I and II. This used to be on a constant loop on Terrestrial Digital TV Test Channel and for what I have found out about it was made in 1998 as a test of the new 16:9 cameras and the equipment to encode the video for broadcast looking at how it would cope with fast movement, rippling water and other banes of digital video compression. Track listing 0:00 Selected Ambient Works II, Disc 1, Track 3 (Aka Rhubarb) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVvjXJentik 5:40 Xtal http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nevnq7MvVTI 10:30 Selected Ambient Works II, Disc 2 Track 2 (Aka Parallel Stripes) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMa5gz98iRU
End of Bits and Vids Dec 2000 MattiDVHS 2011-11-24 | Warning the following contains Violence Bad language and Occasional scenes of Unclothlessness The last few mins of Bits a feature on relaxing and stress relieving games 0:00 Ecco the Dolphin Defender of the Future on Dreamcast 0:12 Stroker on Commodore 64 2:32 4Later Adverts 2:33 Carlsberg - Getting on a 747, If Carlsberg did holidays. 3:13 Emporio Armani Fragrances - Male Model and Female Model get together by computer 3:35 Brookside Xmas Special - Trailer 3:55 4Later Collective Video - Pub experts 4:47 Vids Start 6:11 Jesus Son http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0186253 11:14 Reservoir Dogs http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0105236 13:41 Monkey http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0078659 Adverts 17:18 Zantac 75 - Why don't cows get heartburn 17:49 Think! - Anti Drink Drive message featuring the aftermath on an accident 18:21 Vids Part 2 Vampyros Lesbos http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0066380 21:14 Freaks http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0022913 24:45 Hard Boiled http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0104684 Adverts 30:16 Cutting Edge A Very British Christmas - Dancing Santa doesn't fare too well 30:56 Call the Live 1 to 1 Dream Babes now - Premium Rate chat line 31:07 Pro Plus - Tired man at the supermarket checkout cut off by the traditional VHS end of recording
Science Shack - Walking On The Ceiling MattiDVHS 2011-11-12 | Adam Hart-Davis wants to know why he can't walk on the ceiling when flies can? And is at Magna Science centre Rotherham. The picture does get quite glitchy in places - Sorry 3:32 Velcro Boots 6:40 4:23 How flies stick to the ceiling with James Reardon of Oxford Scientific Films 12:12 13:37 Suction Grip Boots 15:23 14:27 Images of a Fly Foot under an electron microscope with Dr Hywel Jones of Sheffield Hallam University 18:23 19:08 Vaccum Cleaner Suction Boots 22:59 Magnetic Wall climbing Robot / Remote Vehicle used for inspecting nuclear power stations 24:45 Electromagnetic Boots, and a potential problem with them Originally Broadcast 02/11/2001 (Open University Repeat)
Science Shack - Human Power MattiDVHS 2011-11-09 | Adam Hart-Davis is at Rockingham Motor Speedway wonders just how fast he can propel himself and considers ways of storing human effort and energy for future use. 4:24 Flywheel for a bicycle 11:26 6:10 The aerodynamics of cycling in a wind tunnel at Manchester University's School of Engineering 9:38 Blue Yonder / Blueyonder Recumband shell bicycle with designer Chris Field 13:35 Bottle Rocket Bike 19:09 14:30 The Great Science Shack Pop Bottle Competition with contestants Zak Avery, Sam Avery, Nick Tayler, Nick Labsvirs, Kennita Avery, Mike Webb, Originally Broadcast 20/11/2001 (Open University Repeat)
Science Shack - Lightning MattiDVHS 2011-11-06 | Adam Hart Davis wonders if he and the Science Shack can survive a lightning strike, and is at the National Grid High Voltage Laboratory in Manchester 3:14 Benjamin Franklin lightning experiments, Wimshurst machine 6:11 Simulating generating static electricity in a cloud in a tube with styrofoam beads 7:49 Dr Clive Saunders from the Physics Dept, UMIST Manchester Institute of Science and Technology, explains some of the properties of thunderclouds 9:01 A recreation of John Canton Thunderstorm predictor http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Canton 15:56 Why you should not be on the phone during a thunderstorm 19:05 Faraday Cage demonstration 21:00 Tesla Coil demonstration 26:26 Advice for avoiding lightning strikes 27:15 Adam is hoisted 50 ft into the air and is asked to grab a 400,000 Volt live terminal Originally Broadcast 23/11/2001 (Open University Repeat)
Science Shack - Millennium Bridge MattiDVHS 2011-11-06 | Just before the Millennium Bridge in London was re-opened,18 months after it closed due to excessive wobbling. Adam Hart-Davis investigates what caused the problem. 0:00 Sorted Trailer - Postal Drama 0:40 Big Cat Week Diary - Various Big Cats giving their weeks diary entries. 1:00 News 24 Ident - Sport, man playing keepie uppie 1:10 News 24 Ident - Black and Red swirling into a 24 1:17 Tribe - Trailer with Bruce Parry 1:47 BBC Learning Zone / Open University Intro and running order - Acorn growing into a tree 2:42 Science Shack Start 18:12 Humber Bridge 21:01 An explanation of resonance and frequency of movement and how it effected the bridge 22:48 BBC2 Sorry for this break in the programme card 29:46 Pearly Kings and Queens 30:25 Cheerleaders Originally Broadcast 07/12/2001 (Open University Repeat)
Science Shack - Paper Planes MattiDVHS 2011-11-05 | What's the biggest thing that can fly? Adam Hart-Davis is at the Airship Sheds / Hangers in Cardington in Bedfordshire to try and make a man carrying airship / balloon from paper with the help of Paper Artist / Sculptor Glenn Davidson 0:00 Kirsty McCabe Reading BBC News 24 Weather (Thought I'd leave it in as now she's on GMTV) 1:02 BBC News 24 Ident - Huw Edwards, Emily Maitlis and Kate Silverton in a virtual studio. 1:11 Politics Show Trailer - Members of the public with their questions written into their situation 1:41 Hampton Court Palace Flower Show Trailer - Gardner takes dead heading too seriously 2:01 BBC Learning Zone / Open University Intro and running order - Acorn growing into a tree 2:46 Science Shack Start 14:39 Footage of an Antonov 225 arriving in England and surprising a few pub goers 16:14 An Interview with Colin Prescot hoping to break the world altitude record for manned balloon flight in Balloon QinetiQ 1 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QinetiQ_1 Originally Broadcast 30/11/2001 (Open University Repeat)
Science Shack - When The Oil Runs Dry MattiDVHS 2011-11-04 | Adam Hart-Davis wants to create a luxury bath time of the future with Hot Water, Chilled Champagne and a bath tub "without using a drop of oil or fossil fuel." Sorry the Mission briefing is missing 1:16 Farmer Rupert Evans hydroelectric station 5:26 1:40 Dr Robin Curtis' Heat Pump (extracting heat from normal river water) 2:20 4:40 6:58 17:19 21:27 3:07 Home made Solar Barbeques 22:50 5:56 Hydro-pneumatic (?) power (water turbine driving an air compressor) 7:23 Incandescent Light Bulb cooker 24:37 8:51 Pedal power generator 11:27 Alternative plastics or Alternatives to plastic Casein, Starch biopolymers, Recycled plastic 12:34 Recycling plastic coffee cups 14:50 Biodiesel/Cooking oil for fuel (the law on biodiesel duty/tax has changed since filmed) 16:36 Solar electric panels 17:54 Compressed air Vortex tube for cooling and heating at the same time 19:17 Howard Atkin's Hand wound battery charger (similar to Clockwork Radio) 23:25 Cooking with Thermite Originally Broadcast 09/11/2001 (Open University Repeat)
Disabled and Looking For Love MattiDVHS 2011-08-03 | A documentary featuring members of The Outsiders group http://www.outsiders.org.uk for people with Mental and Physical disabilities, in their search for a relationship. And meets the founder of The Outsiders Tuppy Owens. Simon has Cerebral Palsy, Oldooz has Motor Sensory Neuropathy Type 2, Nick has Cerebral Palsy and Clifford has Autism / Aspergers Syndrome. Originally Broadcast 30/03/2006
ITV1 Adverts Feb 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-11-30 | 0:00 ITV1 Ident - Blue and yellow logo with wave in the background 0:01 Birds Eye Steam Fresh Ready Meals - Chickens and vegetables with steam train sound effects 0:31 Kingsmill Toastie Bread - By Appointment to 'The King' an Elvis-a-like 0:41 Center Parcs - Woman by a lake 0:51 Acuvue Advance with Hydraclear - Contact Lenses, Lens getting squeezed, woman in a bar 1:01 Vanish Oxi Action Spray - Woman cleans her stain riddle home 1:31 Sanex Shower Cream - Pregnant woman and her fella in the shower 1:51 Sanex Roll On Deodorant - man kisses woman's underarm 2:01 Emirates Airline - Older Chinese lady is helped into helicopter on helipad of Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai 2:31 Nationwide Building Society - Man wants to change his mortgage to the what the new customers get, with Mark Benton 3:31 ITV1 Ident - Blue and yellow logo with wave in the background 3:33 Taggart - Trailer 3:53 This Morning - Break, Red Berries 3:56 Pedigree Dog Food - Programme Sponsor, Woman answering the door in a bath towel, the dog pulls it off. 4:01 The Baby War - Trailer 4:31 ITV1 Ident - Blue and yellow logo with wave in the background 4:32 Learndirect Advice Line - Phone box appears in call centre Bill and Ted style 5:02 Prima Magazine 5:12 Dairylea Tri Bites - Plastacine Cows go martial arts 5:42 Kool 'N' Soothe - Cooling headache strips, Little Lucy has a fever 6:02 MRI Sale - Musak Version of M People's Movin' on Up, Two men carrying "Everything VAT Free" board. 6:12 Purina One - Cat Food 6:22 Dreams Megasale - Beds 6:32 Peugeot 206 Sport - Little boy dressed as a bank robber 7:02 ITV1 Ident - Blue and yellow logo with wave in the background 7:04 American Idol - Trailer for ITV2 7:34 The Great British Memory Test - Trailer 7:55 Pedigree Dog Food - Programme Sponsor, Man and dog on the sofa, genuinely was the dog this time. 8:00 This Morning - Break, Red Berries
UKTV Gold Adverts 03 02 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-11-30 | 0:00 UKTV tonight at 9pm - UKTV Logo inside a tin of pilchards 0:30 Cats Protection - Charity Appeal, cats eye view of the world 1:31 PRU Health - Medical insurance, man looks out of window at people in flat block opposite 2:01 Welcome Car Finance - Car warehouse with Beverley French 2:32 Abbey (National) Loans - Animated black and white line drawings , featuring "Me" and "My Money" 3:02 Norwich Union Direct Home Insurance - Craig Cash in the kitchen with burnt wallpaper behind a grill, Suggs voice over 3:23 JML Wonder Wipers - Cut price car windscreen wipers with Multi-blade technology 3:53 Tempur Mattresses - Customer testimonies 4:04 Yamaha Clavinova Electric Piano - granddaughter and grandfather (Terrence Hardiman) at the piano 4:34 All Of Us - Trailer for comedy series on Trouble Channel 5:04 UKTV Gold - Enjoy Ident 5:07 UKTV For the Love of British Telly - Animated trailer, man walks through television with various audio samples from various UKTV programmes 5:36 AOL Unlimited Broadband - Man looking at photos from Stag do reaches his Monthly download limit 6:07 Oreck XL7 Vacuum Cleaner - Woman vacuums strip of carpet 7:07 Alliance and Leicester Loans - Man compares interest rates of other lenders on monoliths 7:38 More Than Insurance - Lucky The Dog 8:08 AXA Sun Life Guaranteed Over 50 Plan - June Whitfield in a Cinema 9:09 Yorkshire Tourist Board - Phil Preston's National Park, Katy's Minster, Anita's Arcade, Jill and Robin Wood's Bay 9:39 Extreme Makeover UK - Trailer for Living TV, Jackie applied for a makeover and explains why 10:09 Eastenders at 20 Weekend - Trailer 10:39 UKTV Gold Continuity - Man hanging upside down in doorway doing sit-ups
Channel 4 Adverts 28 04 2003 MattiDVHS 2010-10-14 | 0:00 BMW Z4 - Scenery reflected in the body panels 0:30 T Mobile, T Zones - A very amorous airport Music, This Is Love by PJ Harvey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STxXS5lLunE&ob=av2e 1:00 Warner Hotels - Just for adults, Voiceover Mariella Frostrup 1:20 Specsavers - 3 men at an out door cafe, Should Have Gone To Specsavers, With Cordelia Bugeja 1:40 The Sun Newspaper - Woman gossiping on the phone, Health and Beauty Vouchers worth £500 2:00 Dreamcatcher - In Cinemas 2:10 Ariel Non-Bio Tablets - Mother in the kitchen on moment baby is clean, the next... 2:40 Ambre Solaire No Streaks Bronzer - Model in white has made a complete hash of self tanning her legs 3:00 Castlemaine XXXX - Indian firewalkers 3:33 SARS: Killer Bug - Trailer 4:04 WKD Vodka Alcopop - Team shower, man can't seem to wash out his shampoo 4:34 Kodak Pictures - Family on skiing holiday 5:04 Lloyds TSB Platinum Card - Black horses running across city rooftops 5:44 O2 - 2 minute business challenge, Sean Bean voice over. 6:06 Film Four Weekly - Man in video shop trying not to select another crappy one 7:06 Gash - Trailer Armando Iannucci in an armchair explains 7:37 Continuity - Condensation trails in the sky
ITV1 Adverts 05 07 2004 MattiDVHS 2010-10-13 | 0:00 Motorola V80 - Programme Sponsor, Hello Moto 0:05 ITV1 Ident - Blue and Yellow with shifting blue squares in the background 0:06 The Link Mobile Phones - In a changing room jacket pockets talk to each other 0:36 Guiness Extra Cold - A chilly racing snail 0:47 IBM Thinkpad - Desperate businessman with a virused laptop 1:17 Honda Jazz - Animated cars creep into the bus lane 1:48 Fire Kills - How will you get out alive? Firemen returning from a call 2:18 Birds Eye - Animals roaming and Vegetables in a supermarket 2:59 Flora Pro-Activ - Man and Woman say how much it has bought their cholesterol down 3:29 Guiness Extra Cold - Surfers 3:44 The Edge - Trailer for ITV2 4:04 Motorola V80 - Programme Sponsor, Hello Moto 4:09 Motorola V80 - Programme Sponsor, This is my moto movie, runner dousing himself in water 4:16 Mini - Mutiny on the Bounty, a Mini open air production 4:36 Cold Mountain - On DVD 4:47 Stella Artois - WWI Dog Fight, downed British pilot in France 5:57 Cheerios - Boy doesn't like his baby brother 6:28 Mini - Rio Grande, a Mini open air production 6:54 Bad Lads Army - Trailer 7:14 Motorola V80 - Programme Sponsor, This is my moto movie, runner dousing himself in water
Five (Channel 5) News and Adverts 27 06 2004 Part 2 MattiDVHS 2010-10-11 | 0:00 Five News with Louisa Preston 3:01 Peugeot 307cc - Programme Sponsor, Chariots of Fire Homage 3:07 Around The World In 80 Days - In Cinemas 3:17 Alberto VO5 Extreme Style Hair Products - His and Hers identical dummies assembled on a line 3:48 Kellogg's Frosties - Man comes home hungry and can't wait for noodles 4:18 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow - On Playstation 2 4:49 KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken - Man uses 1p left over from 99p meal to make a wish 5:19 The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride - On (Straight to?) DVD 5:40 Love Hurts - Weepy Compilation CD 6:10 Wrigley's New Extra Mints - Man waiting in underground station with various people, Music Mmmbop by Hanson 6:43 Swag - Trailer 7:18 The Lyon's Den - Trailer 7:58 Tizer - Chameleon won't change colour 8:29 Doritos Latinos - Favorite snack of cheating couples, with Vernon Kay... 9:09 Herbal Essences - Sleeping Beauty revised 9:40 Carly Simon Reflections - Greatest Hits CD
Five (Channel 5) News and Adverts 27 06 2004 Part 1 MattiDVHS 2010-10-11 | 0:00 Five News with Louisa Preston 1:31 The Truth About... George Best - Trailer 2:01 Five Continuity with Guidance Rating - Lad at a candy floss machine 2:26 Peugeot 307cc - Programme Sponsor, Chariots of Fire Homage 2:42 Peugeot 307cc - Programme Sponsor, Chariots of Fire Homage 2:48 Highwaymen - In Cinemas 2:58 Halifax One Card - Animated Howard in a Jacuzzi goes into space 3:39 Glade Touch 'n Fresh Bathroom - Boy on the toilet 3:59 Mr Muscle Active Foamer - After blocking the sink with food and washing the dog in the sink 4:19 Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow - On Playstation 2 4:30 Nescafe Gold Blend - Dinner party coffee with a special fortune cookie, with Nicholas Rowe 5:10 Fivetunes - Mobile phone ring tones, cool guy has all the girls following him 5:41 Essential R&B - Compilation CD 6:11 Vittel - Woman gets soaked in a lift 6:24 Awakenings - Trailer 6:56 Currys - Sales assistant with Linda Barker and David Seaman in the background 7:06 Nivea Visage Beauty Boost - Woman with a sleeveless high neck top on a sofa 7:37 Wella Shock Waves - Changing hairstyles in fashionable indie club 8:07 Flash Dustmaster - Uncle Pete and tries to explain a few mementoes, with Karl Howman 8:38 iPod + iTunes - Man walks around town listen to music, wall of posters reacts 9:08 Ribena - You've won a donkey! Shrek 2 tie-in (By "won" they mean adopt from a sanctuary) 9:39 Eurotrip - In Cinemas 9:59 Ultimate Dirty Dancing - CD for Girlie nights in 10:32 The Lyon's Den - Trailer 11:04 T Mobile - Man on the phone laying on the grass with superb ball control 11:35 Boots - Boy has dug a deep hole on the beach 11:45 Back to the Movies - Compilation CD 12:16 Nivea Stimulating Massage Shower - Model decides to cut off jeans after a shower 12:36 Fire Kills - How will you get out alive? Student wakes up in smoke 12:57 IKEA Sale - Cool Jamaican singing 13:07 Pimm's - Posh twit Harry mistakes rave for wedding with Alexander Armstrong 13:38 Shrek 2 - In Cinemas 13:48 Magnum Intense Ice Cream - Woman tucks in while man works on canvas 13:58 Damien Rice O - CD 14:29 Revlon Lipgloss - With Julianne Moore
Channel 5 Adverts 17 09 2001 MattiDVHS 2010-10-10 | 0:00 CSI - Still 0:06 Gap Denim - Juliette Lewis and Daft Punk dancing 0:36 McCain Oven Chips - Granddad knocks knife off table to grab more chips 0:57 Littlewoods On Line - Woman wants to buy a washing machine when she wants 1:37 Weight Watchers Pure Points - Friends in a restaurant 1:58 Maybelline Smooth Result Makeup- with Melina Kanakaredes 2:28 The Very Best Of Jimmy Somerville , Bronski Beat And The Communards - CD Voice over by Mariella Frostrup 2:59 British Meat Lamb - Harry Enfield as Tim Nice-But-Dim 3:19 Uncle Ben's Rispinos - Man sends woman on a balcony a packet via balloon 3:53 Lenor Natural Balance - Couple in fresh smelling fleece and scarf in a field 4:14 Iceland - Fine porceline dinner wear for 99p when you spend a fiver 4:24 Egg Credit Card - Mock shots or romantic couples and subsequent symbolism, plane refueled fireworks etc 4:45 Reebok - Man gets off sofa but sofa won't let go 5:25 Temptation Island UK - Trailer for Sky One 5:56 Kit Kat - Car park CCTV footage of people having trouble with the barrier 6:16 Red Bull - Animated football coach chews out players. 6:47 Chatterbox - Premium rate chat line 6:57 Flirt! - Another premium rate chat line 7:35 Bacardi - Vinnie Jones roaming the streets 7:56 Chatterbox - As above 8:06 Singles Bar - must be gone 11:30pm as yet another premium rate chat line 8:36 A.I. Artificial Intelligence - In cinemas 9:17 Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes - no bowls or cutlery left unwashed 9:47 Uncle Ben's Rispinos - As above 10:08 Pampers Active Fit - 9 Month old baby's point of view
Channel 5 Night News and Dr Foxs Chart Update 17 09 2001 MattiDVHS 2010-10-10 | 0:00 5 News and Weather - Beginning missing 0:54 Saturdays on 5 - Under Pressure, Fort Boyard and Night Fever 1:34 UEFA Cup First Round - Maritimo v Leeds United 1:54 Ch 5 Conitnuity - 5 logo through a torn hole, yellow 2:07 Dr Fox's Chart Update with Pepsi 6:08 The Negotiator - Trailer 6:28 Inside The Criminal Mind - Railway Murders Trailer 6:58 Ch 5 Conitnuity - 5 logo through a torn hole, pink
15 Mins 30 Seconds test card MattiDVHS 2010-10-10 | Just testing how long youtube's 15 mins actually is, and it turns out to be 15:30 and I've tried 15:59, 15:45 and 15:31 and all have been rejected as too long
ITV1 Adverts 03 01 1999 MattiDVHS 2010-10-10 | 0:00 ITV1 Drama Premieres Sponsored by HSBC Midland Bank - Woman giving piano lessons looking into camera 0:05 ITV1 Ident - Heart shape dropped into water 0:06 Rover 200 - A couple of unlikely pearly queens pull up outside a night club, Music Downtown by Petula Clark, Mark Radcliffe voiceover 0:27 Clairol Hydrience Hair Colour - Blond Brunette and Redhead models dressed in white 0:58 Center Parcs - Sports and forest, Music Don't Fence Me In by Bing Crosby 1:18 BT British Telecom - Woman finds red sock in a white wash 1:48 Lemsip Cold And Flu Max Strength - Boss doesn't believe man was able to work while her had flu 2:19 Standard Life Pensions - Man and baby talking in car 2:49 Rover 400 - Edinburgh Tattoo? - Music Donald where's your troosers by Andy Stewart Elvis (or an impersonator) Donald where's your troosers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liPDM7JGRUM 3:10 PPP Healthcare - Man's shadow prompts him for a health check all scene in x-ray (that much radiation can't be healthy) 3:49 ITV1 Drama Premieres Sponsored by HSBC Midland Bank - Woman giving piano lessons with girl looking into camera and laughing 3:57 Thomas Cook - Class reciting the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain but one girl knows different, with Kate Heavenor? 4:18 New Nurofen Advance - Man in office with road map of pain up his back 4:48 Millennium Experience - Jeremy Irons narrates the last 1000 years in a day, footage of the Easter Island heads 5:49 Yellow Pages - Neighbour thinks flat has been burgled 6:39 Volkswagen Polo - Uncles first hold of the baby, when an advert comes on the radio 7:10 Thomas Cook - Woman cleans picture frame with savings details in it 7:24 Catherine Cookson's Tilly Trotter - Trailer 7:42 PPP Healthcare - As above 8:12 Vauxhall Astra - Showered in sparks an on a banked track with loop the loop, Music Bittersweet Symphony by The Verve 8:43 Abbey National - Alan Davies on a country cycle ride with his kitten, stops at a country pub 9:43 The Express Newspaper - Marjorie Orr's Stars for 1999 10:14 Clinomyn Smokers Toothpaste - Woman in bathroom keeps telling Hugh Laurie "No" 10:44 Beechams Throat Plus Lozenges - Man with packet won't beat around the bush 11:05 Vauxhall Astra - As above with 0% finance
Channel 4 Adverts 08 04 1994 MattiDVHS 2010-10-05 | 0:00 Channel X Production screen 0:09 Jo Brand Through The Cakehole - Still 0:15 In On 4 Saturday Night Continuity - Don't Forget Your Tooth Brush and The Film and Television Awards From Bafta 0:47 Goodfellas - Trailer, DeNiro Season 1:18 Eurotrash - Coming Next Still 1:30 Channel 4 Ident - Diamond shaped light behind a 4 1:31 Coca Cola - Talking ice cubes in a glass 2:02 Stena Sealink Line - Man reclines in Ferry Good Value chair 2:12 John Smith's Draught Bitter In A Can - Jack Dee and Dancing Penguins 2:43 Phileas Fogg Tortilla Chips - Two Mexicans arguing over who's mother makes the worst chips 3:13 Kotex Sanitary Towels - Woman in product development designing now towel 3:34 Citroen Xantia - Boss asks employee to run his wife home 4:14 Dulux Rollercoaster - Gina McKee roller paints the room while boyfriend has leg in plaster 4:45 Clorets - Hale and Pace as Ron and Ron at a fancy dress party 5:15 Schwarzkopf Gliss Corimist - Woman with frizzy hair sorts the frizz out 5:39 Beavis and Butthead - Trailer 6:00 4 Logo rotates and reforms 6:09 Eurotrash Opening titles (incomplete) 6:15 Garbo Talks - Still 6:24 4 Logo Turns to oblongs and moves out of shot to be replaced by another 4 6:33 Beavis And Butthead opening titles - First time screened on Channel 4 6:46 Vauxhall Corsa GSI - Rather elaborate car thief, with Lord of the Manor 7:06 Levi 501's - Amish Girls by the lake, Music Inside By Stiltskin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuTVKO0RScI 8:37 Monster Munch - Monsters in "Benidorm" 9:07 The Leeds Building Society Home Arranger - George Cole sings 9:18 Rap Attack - Compilation with 20 Phat Flavas 9:54 Surf Potatoes - Trailer with Max Beesley and Dani Behr 10:25 Garbo Talks - Still 10:39 Citroen Xantia - As Above 11:19 Kellogg's Corn Flakes - In the style of ITV 5 min late night student cooking show Get Stuffed (I'm shocked I can't find a single episode on youtube as an example) Katy Carmichael and Don Gilet 11:50 Now! that's What I Call Music 27 12:20 Philips CDi - Games and Video system 12:31 Kotex Sanitary Towels - As above 12:51 Pepsi - and Brand X tested on chimps 13:22 Pizza Hut - BBC2 paint splash Logo with David Schneider 13:32 National Savings presents The Investment Guide - Animated Tarzan by Gary Larson (The Far Side) Voiceover by Angus Deayton 14:03 Boddingtons Draught Bitter - Gondolas With Anna Chancellor 14:46 Frasier - Trailer 15:18 4 logo - 4 components come together from four sides
ITV3 Adverts Dec 2004 MattiDVHS 2010-10-05 | 0:00 ITV3 Ident - Rotating cube, Karen Sisco Tuesdays 0:03 Sainsbury's - Jamie Oliver visits Scottish Salmon farm 0:53 Easyjet - People in the street taking to the sky 1:23 IBM On Demand Business - Business men, change of plans 1:53 Il Divo - On CD 2:23 Benylin - Woman in neck collar waiting at a doctors other patients coughing 2:33 Always Maxi - 99p 2:43 Orange Mobile phones - Hiker steps on a bear trap in an orange forest made of card 3:13 Retin-Ox Multi-Correxion from Roc - Woman wouldn't have thought she would fall in love at 55 3:33 Ferrero Rosher - Beautiful people at a beautiful party 4:03 The Color Of Money - Trailer 4:33 Christmas On ITV3 - Trailer 5:02 ITV3 Ident - Rotating cube, Dragnet Wednesdays 5:05 Sainsbury's - Two women with a packet of prawns "It's just not christmassy enough" 5:15 Shrek 2 - On DVD at WH Smiths, Worm in a deck chair 5:25 Branto Footwear Sale 5:35 Easyjet - As above 6:05 ITV3 Continuity - Rotating cube bounces around Movies and Drama 6:14 Easyjet - As above 6:44 Christmas at Tesco - Posh nosh 7:04 Powergen - Positive energy, Simon Day gives advice on saving energy in the kitchen 7:15 ITV3 - Too many unsolved murders on ITV3 7:44 ITV3 Ident - Rotating cube, Midsomer Tuesdays 7:47 Vauxhall - Record Breaking Concept Diesel Car, just not practical 8:17 Sainsbury's - Jamie Oliver visits Scottish Salmon farm, as above 9:07 TK Maxx - Woman in a red pickup truck, "There's a new Santa in town" 9:37 Easyjet - As above 10:07 Remington Titanium Electric Shaver - Sports car gets cut in half 10:37 Lord Of The Rings Return of the King - On DVD at WH Smiths, Worm in a deck chair 10:47 Il Divo - As above 11:17 Orange Mobile phones - As above 11:48 Micawber - Trailer 12:17 Maigret - Bumper 12:20 Zulu - Trailer 12:50 ITV3 Ident - Rotating cube, Hack Mondays 12:53 Asda - Julie Walters as a elf up a ladder 13:03 Phantom of the Opera - On DVD at WH Smiths, Trendy worm with a beret and headphones
BBC2 Christmas Ident 24 12 2004 MattiDVHS 2010-10-05 | 0:00 Lesley Garret Music From the Movies 0:30 BBC2 Continuity - Robot 2 building a Snowtwo
ITV1 Adverts June 2002 MattiDVHS 2010-10-04 | 0:00 ITV1 Ident - Heart shape dropped into water 0:01 New Jaguar S-Type - What's new pussycat? 0:31 T Mobile - Andre Agassi jumps from sport to sport 1:01 Persil Aloe Vera - Slightly creepy animation 1:12 More Than Car Insurance - Car parks up on a hill and rolls off with lucky the dog inside 1:52 MFI Sale - Animated woman draws a house 2:03 George at Asda - Woman in a "From £6" Red Bikini and sarong with her kids 2:13 Carlsberg - If Carlsberg were football agents... 2:54 BT British Telecom - Early morning calls bringing Jamie Redknapp and the World Cup together 3:24 Before You Go - In cinemas
Channel 4 Adverts 04 08 2002 MattiDVHS 2010-10-04 | 0:00 Indian Summer Season Continuity 0:16 Lord of The Rings The Fellowship Of The Ring - On DVD available from Tesco 0:26 Fairy Liquid - Ainsley Harriott on a Western film set 0:56 Inland Revenue Tax self assessment - Adam Hart-Davis abseils down a building 1:26 Rubicon fruit juice drinks - fruit as planets and landscapes 1:56 Castrol GTX Magnatec - 75% of engine wear happens in the first 10 minutes, engines in pain 2:16 Argos - Julia Sawalha checking the catalogue 2:26 Pizza Hut Quad and Cinnadips 2:46 Lynx Trials - 60's 70's 80's and 2002 3:16 Clarks Shoes - Captain Cobblers to the rescue 3:48 England Vs India 2nd Npower Test 4:11 Solpadeine - Helps you forget you aches and pains 4:41 Boots Opticians - Sale animated heads 4:51 Slim Fast - Julie Dickson 5:11 Polo Citrus Sharp - Exam one isn't sharp enough 5:41 Sensodyne Gentle Whitening - Nikki Grosse wants white teeth 6:01 Simple Facial Cleansing Wipes - Woman meditates on the rocks by the sea 6:21 Imodium Instants - Inuit / Eskimo on a skidoo in the snow 6:41 Kellogg's Special K - Videoing Girlfriend in red 7:01 Rubicon fruit juice drinks - As above 7:31 Somerfield - Mega Deals, woman passed by a bus 7:45 Rubicon fruit juice drinks - As above 8:15 HSBC Small business review - Man hands over business to his son, with terms and conditions 9:15 BT British Telecom Together - Man with head on his shoulder sees a doctor 9:45 Inland Revenue Tax self assessment - As above 10:15 Boots Holiday ranges - Girls stuck on the beach Vicki Hopps (Red) Amanda Mealing? (Blue) 10:45 Indigo Holidays - Cuba 11:20 Friends on Film Trailer 12:01 Dettol Floor Wipes - Mother tries to keep floor clean and sanitized, Fact (end missing)
BBC1 Trailers 04 08 2002 MattiDVHS 2010-10-04 | 0:00 End Of BBC London News with Nina Hossain 0:20 European Athletics Championships - Athletes turning to Gold and a Remix of Fools Gold by Stone Roses 0:50 BBC1 Ident - Salsa Dancing 1:10 As Time Goes By on Audio Tape from the BBC Radio Collection 1:18 Any Time Now - Drama 1:48 BBC1 Ident - Rugby Players Haka 2:01 BBC Sport Ident 2:05 Manchester 2002 Commonwealth Games Opening Credits
Sky Movies Plus Adverts Trailers and Previews Apr 1992 Part 2 MattiDVHS 2010-10-04 | 0:00 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot - Competition to win a trip to New York 0:30 Projector - Films coming on Sky Movies Plus 0:55 Young Guns II - Trailer 1:26 The Rebels - Trailer for Sky One 1:41 Bull Durham - Trailer The Movie Channel 2:37 Add The Movie Channel to your Sky Movies Plus package 3:11 Kwik Save - Performing dog (Pippin the Dog?) 3:41 Radion Micro Liquid - Women passing on the orange ball 4:11 Lunn Polly - Holidaying couple walking round the souq / souk saved £100 with Lunn Polly, Get Away, Geddaway 4:21 Impulse Free Spirit - Woman said the "Oceans Calling and dived right in clothes and all" Music Fever by Peggy Lee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGb5IweiYG8 4:51 Ambrosia Desserts in pots 5:01 The Sun Newspaper - Five Day Holiday for only £14.50 and Win a Super Nintendo with Super Soccer 5:21 Lucozade Sport - John Barnes after 90 minutes of sheer hell 5:51 Weight Watchers Super Start, Before Photographs and after video 6:21 Birds Eye Steak House Burgers - Chris Langham stops his imitator passing off sub-standard burgers to a family 6:51 Presumed Innocent - Trailer 7:25 NASCAR Hanes 500 - Trailer for Sky Sports 7:55 Simon Bates Introduces Film Winning (Voiceover) 8:11 BBFC PG certificate
Sky Movies Plus Adverts Trailers and Previews Apr 1992 Part 1 MattiDVHS 2010-10-04 | 0:00 Animated Ident 0:01 TSB Trustee Savings Bank - Man tried to taunt bull 0:31 Lynx New Roll-On Deodorant - Faceless body applying it 0:41 Daily Express and Sunday Express - Win a Rover Cabriolet every day for 6 weeks, car driving through banners, Music Breakout by Swing Out Sister http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kF0P1VD82E 1:01 Dulux Pure Brilliant White Emulsion Paint with Less Odour - Old English Sheepdog sniffing a paint can 1:11 K Skips - New Spicy Flavours, dancing figures Kenny Everett Voiceover 1:41 Pal Dog Food, Labrador running about with 5 signs of good health 2:01 Weight Watchers Super Start, Before Photographs and after video 2:31 Animated Ident As Above 2:35 Love Hurts - Trailer 3:05 Simon Bates Introduces Film Jonathan Livingston Seagull (Voiceover) 3:21 British Sky Broadcasting PG rating, made to look like BBFC PG certificate, even though Jonathan Livingston Seagull was only ever a U certificate 3:32 Sky Movies Plus and The Movie Channel Continuity 4:07 Walls Cornetto - Opera singer singing Walls version of 'O Sole Meo' Very Short Version 4:17 Daily Express and Sunday Express - As above 4:37 Comfort Fabric conditioner - Towels and clothes with harsh sound effects 4:57 Hula Hoops - Old film footage of couple in car revoiced 5:17 Poll Tax - Woman opens bread packet to be greeted by Poll tax bills. Pay your poll tax using direct debit 5:27 Simplicity Sanitary Towels, "Take everything in your stride!" Various women at work and play 5:57 Cadbury's Strollers - Man strolls through train station while everyone rushes around him. Music Wonderful Life by Black http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyfu_mU-dmo 6:27 Dove Soap 6:37 Chances - "Adult Drama" Trailer for Sky One 6:56 Presumed Innocent - Trailer 7:07 Newsline - Trailer, A look at Studs the raunchiest gameshow on British television 7:27 Sky Movies Behind The Scenes - Grand Canyon, interview with Kevin Kline
Sky Movies, Entertainment Tonight, Trailers and Previews Sept 1989 MattiDVHS 2010-10-04 | 0:00 Entertainment Tonight - start missing 0:23 Entertainment Tonight - 25 years of Mary Poppins, Leonard Maltin talks to song writers The Sherman Brothers, Richard and Robert 7:00 Next - Hope And Glory 7:20 Mel Gibson's Unauthorized Video Diary Behind the Scenes on Lethal Weapon 2, includes shot of exploding car roll not in final film 7:52 Cinema Preview - Erik The Viking, Behind the scenes footage and interviews with Terry Jones and John Cleese 12:23 Coming Soon - The Colour Purple 13:23 Tom Baker explains how films are screened on Sky Movies 14:03 Film introduction - Hope And Glory 14:18 Film Rated 15 - BBFC 15 Card 14:28 Tomorrows line up 14:54 Logo Still
At Home With Badgers with Eric Ashby 1978, BBC2 22 July 1989 Part 2 MattiDVHS 2010-10-03 | The second part of the documentary also includes footage of an Albino badger at 6:11 Part 1 is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN8OfhgUqp0 12:05 Supersense - BBC1 Still 12:21 Picnic At Hanging Rock - Still 12:32 Continuity - Programme introduction, Two in Red Green and Blue on white background 12:41 BBC Sport Globe Atom Ident 12:51 International Golf - 118th Open Championship From Royal Troon Golf Club introduced by Harry Carpenter
Channel 4 Adverts 19 03 1992 MattiDVHS 2010-10-02 | 0:00 Keep An Eye On 4 Ident - Black Shirtless Archer 0:03 My Left Foot - Disabling World Season 0:35 Dr Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb - Trailer 1:05 One Night Stand - Still 1:11 Kwik-Fit - Spectacular Spring Sale 1:21 Scottish Widows - Window in black leaves the (Gentleman's) Club to go out in the rain. The model is Deborah Moore / Debbie Moore, daughter of Roger 2:02 Cape Fruit - Shot of Sea and Table Mountain South Africa, and various people enjoying fruit 2:32 British Gas Direct Debit - Gas Bill in a frying pan 2:42 Tetley Tea - The Tetley Tea men find Sleeping Beauty 3:13 Alberto One Step Salon Shampoo and Conditioner - Woman in a bed sheet used to be a one and is now a three 3:23 Lockets - Man with blocked nose and sore throat gets head pushed apart 3:54 Tetley Bitter - "Bet you're a model arn't ya" Man tries to chat up woman sitting next to him Idiotically, Boringly... 4:24 Magnet Kitchen Sale 4:34 Kwik-Fit - Spectacular Spring Sale 4:50 Keep An Eye On 4 Ident - Black and white masked juggler 4:53 TV Heaven - On the Buses, The Tribe That Hides From Man and Manhunt 5:23 Channel 4 Continuity - 4 Logo, Stereo 5:28 Barclays Loan and Mortgages - Couple look round an overgrown cottage and do it up "A True Story Re-Created With Actors" (Very Honest) 6:08 Kellogg's Fruit 'n Fibre - Man is wired up to computer to see how many taste combinations there are 6:29 Vax - Child and puppy make a mess 6:59 Alberto One Step Salon Shampoo and Conditioner - As Above 7:09 Findus Lasange - Fashion conscious teen doesn't like clothes mum buys 7:40 Comfort Pure Silk - Panther on woman's jumper starts rubbing up against her. 8:07 Interface - Still, Disabling World Season 8:18 Dr Strangelove Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb - Trailer 8:29 Keep An Eye On 4 Ident - Woman photographer 8:32 Northern Exposure - Trailer 8:54 Channel 4 Continuity - 4 Logo
BBC1 Weather and Trailers 26 10 1989 MattiDVHS 2010-10-02 | 0:00 John Cole And Michael Burke Discussing something (gets cut off) 0:51 BBC Weather (Start Missing) with Bernard Davey 2:18 Omnibus Ronnie Scott, Kenneth Clark and John Prescott interviewed 3:06 Question Time - Still 3:23 BBC1 Continuity Globe
ITV1 Trailers 25 09 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-10-01 | 0:00 The Shot That Shook The World - With Trevor McDonald 0:14 ITV1 Continuity - 50th Birthday Logo
Five Channel 5 Adverts 25 09 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-10-01 | 0:00 Robots - On DVD from HMV 0:20 TRESemme Hair Products - Hairdresser and his clients 0:51 Sin City - On DVD 1:01 McDonalds - Toasted Deli Sandwiches 1:32 Cadbury Mini Rolls - It's been raining in mini roll land 1:52 The Sun - Sharon Osbourne in a Limo getting past the Paparazzi 2:13 Bratz Rock Angelz - On DVD 2:23 Ta Territorial Army - Donald McIntyre Officer in the TA 3:05 Practical Magic - Trailer
BBC1 Trailers 26 09 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-10-01 | 0:00 Waking The Dead - The ONE to Watch, Red split screen 0:11 BBC Digital Channels - Animated links from channel to channel to channel 1:12 Britain's Streets of Booze 1:31 BBC1 Ident - Indian Dancing
More4 Adverts and News 10 11 2005 Part 2 MattiDVHS 2010-10-01 | 0:00 Peugeot 407 - Toy Cars done large 0:30 L'Oreal Recital Preference - Charlize Theron 0:50 Strepsils - Animated, man with a circular saw throat 1:10 Lotus Freshness Toilet Paper - Women in bathrooms 1:40 Top Up Tv - Husband trying to push a biscuit into the card slot on a set top box 2:10 Libera Visions - Choirboys CD available from HMV 2:40 Jameson Whiskey - Old oriental man playing the drums 3:10 Vie Juice Drink - Fruit and veg bursts out of pot and lands around office 3:40 L'Oreal True Match Foundation- Beyonce and Milla Jovovich 4:04 Morgan Spurlock 30 Days - Trailer 4:34 More 4 animated logo - continuity without the voiceover 4:52 More4 News With Sarah Smith 7:09 More4 News a piece on Richard Whitley's memorial at York Minster, with Carol Vorderman reading a eulogy 7:53 Grand Designs Trailer 8:24 Ekow Eshun on roots
More4 Adverts 10 11 2005 Part 1 MattiDVHS 2010-10-01 | 0:00 More 4 animated logo 0:01 West Wing / More 4 Trailer - Allison Janney and Richard Schiff Promoting More 4 or Mo' Fo Channel 0:37 Martin Sheen on being a caddy in Private Country Club 0:55 More 4 animated logo - continuity 1:09 More4 Advert Bumper 1:15 More 4 Midweek Documentaries 1:56 Seven Seas Multibionta Activate - Woman about town 2:26 B&Q Christmas - Family Decorations 2:56 Audi A6 Avant - Shapes tumbling through a city 3:26 Just For Men - Man waits for woman in marble foyer 3:46 PruHealth from The Prudential - Josie Lawrence 4:16 Kashi Original Seven Grains and Kashi Honey from Kellogg's - Animated crops, Bill Oddie voiceover 4:36 Broken Flowers - In Cinemas 4:56 Royal Mail - Postman walks through various landscapes with large letterboxes on the houses 5:30 More4 Advert Bumper 5:34 Green For Danger - Screen goes funny instead of Bumper 5:51 More 4 News Hour - More 4 News and Jon Stewart Daily Show Trailer 6:32 Orange Mobile - Short Version, Couple dancing in village to Music Brian Eno Ambient For Airports Track One http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9kPIp4MtX0 6:42 British Gas - Two flames and one changes colour 7:22 I Want To Be A Hilton - UKTV Style Trailer, wannabe can't get shoe to fit 7:52 WH Smith Christmas Books - Colin and Justin 8:12 Bulldog Broadband from Cable & Wireless - "The Gate is open", Lounge full of laptop users (there'll never get a decent speed if they're all on-line and using wireless) 8:32 Loyd Grossman Curry Sauce - Ingredince prepared 9:02 Energy Saving Trust - They're saving their 20%, lad rushing around 9:32 Toyota Verso - Little girl digging in the garden, boy using floor standing speakers as goalposts
Discovery Home & Leisure Adverts 25 12 2004 MattiDVHS 2010-09-30 | There is some picture interference 0:00 Discovery H&L Ident - Logo Christmas Party Blower and Rip starter 0:10 Discovery H&L Ident - Logo Christmas Party Blower 0:12 Discovery H&L Ident - Snowflake cut out of Wood 0:17 Spain on The Brain - Trailer 0:42 Vauxhall Performance Diesels 1:12 Clearblue Pregnancy Tester - Shelving unit colapses 1:32 The Brothers on DVD - Woolworths with Wooly the sheep and Worth the dog 2:02 3 Mobile Phone Network 3 Play Giftbox - Panda and Ice Hocky Mask wearing monkey throwing snowball at each other 2:22 Mastercard - Older couple buying christmas presents and food 2:52 Comet - Low Prices 3:12 Discovery H&L Ident - Christmas tree cut out of metal 3:17 River Cottage - All Day Trailer 3:42 Discovery H&L Ident - Logo Christmas Party Blower 3:44 Discovery H&L Ident - Stocking cut out of metal 3:49 A Car / Bike/ 4x4 Is Born - All Day Trailer 4:14 Discovery H&L Ident - Logo Christmas Party Blower 4:18 Homebase Sale - Neil Morrissey and Lesley Ash in the bathroom 4:28 First Choice Holidays - A family of animated elephants visit a store 4:48 Woolworth Computer Games Price Drops - Wooly and Worth Gaming 5:08 Matalan Half Price Sale 5:18 3 Mobile Phone Network - As above 5:38 Currys - Assistant talks about the sale items, Linda Barker walks past 5:48 Meltus for Chesty Choughs - James Bond type goes after Dr Evil type 5:58 Black and Decker Scorpion - Electric saw versus manual saw 6:18 Discovery H&L Ident - Logo with fishing lures, strimmer, mallet, trowel stanley knife etc
Five (Channel 5) Adverts and Milkshake! Introduction 25 12 2004 MattiDVHS 2010-09-30 | 0:00 Peugeot 307CC Taking You To The Movies Chariots Of Fire - Programme sponsors 0:10 The Man Who Sued God - Trailer 0:30 Barclays Cash Machines - Bobbie Moore giving touchline advice 0:51 British Gas - Sods Law States... 1:51 B&Q - Marie, Half price kitchen sale 2:12 Olbas For Children Decongestant - Mother with sickie kids 2:32 The Phone Bar - Premium rate chatline 3:03 Text Mates - Premium rate text service 3:33 Air Wick Fresh Matic - Automatic air freshener, various household smells 4:06 Five Ident Continuity Adult Rating - Five in blocks of ice, at night in a park with time-lapse of children with sparklers 4:32 New Year's Eve Programmes - Trailer 5:10 Classic Christmas Comedy Night - Trailer 6:10 See The Person Not The Disability - Man calls up travel agency 6:51 Milkshake! Introduction - Christmas
Ftn Adverts November 2005 Part 2 MattiDVHS 2010-09-30 | 0:00 The Hairdresser - Trailer, Lee Stafford 0:29 Ftn Ident - Foolish 0:32 Hilary Duff, Most Wanted - CD out now from Virgin Megastores 1:02 Funsounds Impression Ring Tones 1:32 Vaseline Intensive Care Essential Moisture - Various bodies rubbing it in 2:02 Ringtone King - Prodigy Special 2:32 Daily Mail - Free Cartoon DVDs for kids 3:02 Double The Fist - Trailer 3:12 Ftn Continuity - Now, Next, Later 3:27 Casino Casino - Trailer 3:37 Ftn Ident - Freak 3:40 Malt easers - Women on a chocolate lake in a rain storm of chocolate 4:10 Prudential Health Insurance - With Josie Lawrence 4:40 Funsounds Impression Ring Tones As Above 5:10 Top Up TV - Gran trying to push a biscuit into the card slot on a set top box 5:20 Cranium - Multi skill boardgame 5:40 Cadoo - Junior Cranium 5:50 N-Tropy - Wooden Stick building balancing game 6:00 Matalan Cracking Christmas Deals 6:10 L'Oreal Recital Preference Hair Colour - With Charlize Theron 6:30 Argos 25% off certain toys 6:40 Jamster Game Charts - Mobile Phone games 7:10 L'Oreal Collagen Filler - Claudia Schiffer in White shirt and trousers 7:40 The Hairdresser - Trailer As above 7:50 All About Men - Trailer with Gethin Jones 8:00 Ftn Ident - Freak 8:03 Giotto from Ferrero - Sweet attracts cups of coffee 8:33 DFS Sofas - Half price Sale 9:03 L'Oreal Recital Preference Hair Colour - With Charlize Theron As above 9:23 Monopoly The Here and Now Limited Edition - Tourist on an Open top bus 9:33 Argos - 20% off memory cards 9:43 Pledge Fluffy Dusters - Woman dusts awkward shapes in flat 10:13 St. Ivel Advance with Omega 3 - Boy pours fish into his corn flakes 10:43 Hilary Duff, Most Wanted - CD out now from Asda 11:13 Actimel - Jake sits bored on the swing, while Mum (Sandra Huggett) is having fun 11:33 L'Oreal Collagen Filler - Claudia Schiffer As above 12:03 Family Forensics - Trailer for Living TV 12:13 Street Psychic - Next Still 12:18 Ocean Finance - Man in the sea climbs aboard yacht 12:27 Hilary Duff, Most Wanted - CD out now from Sainsbury's 12:57 Jamster Game Charts - Mobile Phone games as above 13:27 Somerfield Christmas Deals 13:47 The Hairdresser - Trailer As above 14:17 Ftn Continuity - Now, Next, Later
Ftn Adverts November 2005 Part 1 MattiDVHS 2010-09-30 | 0:00 Handover from Thomas Cook TV to Ftn with evening continuity 0:24 All About Men - Trailer with Gethin Jones 0:54 Ftn Ident - Freak 0:57 Homebase - Home furnishings, Music Cover of All I Want For Christmas 1:27 Stella McCartney at H&M - Woman in wrap dress on phone with maid holding the phone 1:37 L'Oreal Collagen Filler - Claudia Schiffer in White shirt and trousers 2:07 Top Up TV - Husband trying to push a biscuit into the card slot on a set top box 2:37 Lombard Direct - Lombard Direct Loans - Couple in bed with animated dreams, help comes in the shape of a talking blue telephone 3:07 Nivea For Men Active Firming Moisturizer - Woman gurning in the mirror while man just rubs in the cream 3:27 L'Oreal Elvive Anti Dandruff Shampoo - Animation and head of hair swishing 3:37 Iceland Frozen Foods - Brief intro from Kerry Katona 3:47 Learndirect Advice Line - Phonebox appears in call centre Bill and Ted style 3:57 Vauxhall Zafira - Kids as grown-ups, new neighbours 4:27 Increase Your House Price By Ten Grand - Trailer for Living TV 4:37 Playing Tricks - Next Still 4:42 Street Hypnosis - Trailer for the hypnotic skills of Peter Powers 5:12 Ftn Ident - Flaunt 5:15 Hilary Duff, Most Wanted - CD out now from Woolworths 5:45 Bourjois Mascara Maxi Frange - Man arrives at door for date woman goes off to do her eye lashes first 6:05 Sky Television - Dog and Duck, Duck is bored and has made puppets 6:35 Daily Mail - Free Cartoon DVDs for kids 7:05 B&Q - Christmas Decorations 7:35 Boots The Chemist - Pensioner and girl placing Christmas presents in the snow 7:45 Big Money Monday / Classic Who Wants To Be A Millionaire - Trailer for Challenge TV 8:15 Ftn Continuity - Logo tumbles toward camera 8:25 Trouble Channel Presents - Animated 8:29 Most Haunted 2 - Trailer 8:38 Ftn Ident - Funny 8:41 Ambrosia Custard Pot - Girl in a straw hat gets a happy tummy 9:11 WH Smith Christmas Book sale - Colin and Justin Voiceover 9:31 Ocean Finance - Man on beach writes SOS in stones 10:31 Toilet Duck Fresh Brush - Woman cleaning toilet with animated duck 10:51 Sainsbury's Christmas - Jamie Oliver Christmas is exciting as a child 11:22 Top Up TV - Short version of above 11:31 Titanic - Special Edition DVD for Tesco 11:51 Amoy Straight to Wok Noodles - Shots of Stir Fry 12:11 Increase Your House Price By Ten Grand - As Above 12:21 Most Haunted Next Still
Five (Channel 5) Adverts 09 11 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-09-30 | 0:00 Airwaves - Programme sponsors, woman with leopard print everything 0:06 Toshiba Laptops - Japanese worker in a clean suit with two robotic arms, Hello Tosh Got A Toshiba / 'ello Tosh Gotta Toshiba 0:36 British Gas Engineers - Two flames and one changes colour 1:17 Phones 4U - Nokia N70 Billy is driving past the latest offer billboard 1:47 Mars Delight - Girl Dresses for Friday night to work in a cafe 2:18 Nurofen Tension Headache - Woman at desk loses the binding headaches 2:28 Gaviscon Cool Antacid Tablets - Police woman directing traffic 2:49 Sky Television - Packages 3:19 The Decent - On DVD from Tesco 3:42 Revealed: Franklin's Lost Expedition - Trailer 4:02 Programme Sponsored by Airwaves Chewing Gum - Model Aston Martin pulls up in a banger race
UKTV Gold Adverts 25 04 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-09-29 | 0:00 UKTV Gold Ident - Relax and Enjoy 0:03 Boston Legal - Trailer for Living TV 0:33 Wanadoo Broadband - Lads pushing bikes up a hill and then riding down 0:54 APS Moving Forwards Mortgages - Line of mortgage undesirables 1:54 Norton Finance - Man on a tightrope with boxes of debt 2:55 Sky Card - Credit card from Sky Television 3:35 Debtbuster Loans - Couple in kitchen have mort going out than coming in. Typical loan £20,000 over 120 months (ten years) is £53,253.60! 4:35 UKTV History - 1945 V for Victory season, what if the Nazis won the war 5:35 UKTV Gold Ident - Enjoy 5:39 UKTV Gold - Trailer Operation Desert Laugh, Big Comedy Thursday 6:09 AOL - Man walking around town, "The simple things make you feel safe" 6:40 More Than Pet Insurance - Lots of Lucky the dog and cat 7:40 Halifax News with Howard Brown - Animated Howards 8:11 Brunel Franklin and Company Limited - Help 2 Claim with mis-sold endowment mortgages 8:41 Sonic Alert from JML - Multi-purpose child-proofer / intruder / rape alarm 9:12 Debtbuster Loans - As Above 10:12 UKTV Documentary - Trailer Living Britain 10:42 UKTV Gold - Trailer My Family Monday 11:12 UKTV Gold - Couple on sofa playing footsie until UKTV Gold comes on
Ftn Adverts 25 04 2005 MattiDVHS 2010-09-29 | 0:00 Ftn Ident - Feisty 0:02 George at Asda - Clothes, models appearing through doorways. Music Mousse T. feat. Emma Lanford - Is It 'Cos I'm Cool? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-COn-I7pcE 0:32 Colgate Oxygen - Woman in a slip brushing her teeth winds up on top of a cliff 1:02 Ftn Programme Warning - Logo turns into a ! Programme contains strong language 1:12 Ftn Ident - Flaunt 1:15 Sin Cities Unleashed - Trailer 1:45 Travel Sick 2 - Trailer 2:15 Jane Goldman Investigates - Trailer 2:45 Ftn Ident - Flaunt 2:48 NHS Organ Donor Register - Members of the public asked "Why Become An Organ Donor" 3:18 Video Vigilanties - Trailer 3:48 Ftn Ident - Funky 3:51 Cruel Winter - Coming Next Still of Sarah Cawood 3:54 Sin Cities Unleashed - Trailer As Above
