Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isnt Love (Official 4K Video) alyankovicVEVO 2026-09-21 | Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isnt Love (Official 4K Video)
Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Ricky” (Parody of “Mickey”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Ricky] Hey Lucy, I'm home [Lucy] Oh Ricky, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Ricky, hey Ricky [Ricky] Oh Lucy, you're so fine You're so fine, you blow my mind Hey Lucy, hey Lucy [Lucy] Oh Ricky, you're so fine You play your bongos all the time Hey Ricky, hey Ricky [Ricky] Oh Lucy, you're so fine How I love to hear you whine Hey Lucy [Lucy] Hey Ricky You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night Stop shakin' your maracas now and just turn out the light Ricky [Ricky] I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy [Lucy] Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do You really drive me wild when you sing your babalu [Ricky] Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue Well, here's to you Lucy I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babalu Lucy [Lucy] Hey Ricky You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky...wah! [Ricky] You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through You're such a crazy redhead I just don't know what to do Lucy [Lucy] Oh Ricky What a pity, don't you understand That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned [Ricky] Oh Lucy I'm the Latin leader of the band So here's to you Lucy Let's babalu Lucy, too Lucy Everybody rumba! #WeirdAlYankovic #Ricky #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “The Saga Begins” (Parody of “American Pie”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Intro] A long, long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They locked the doors and tried to kill us We escaped from that gas Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass We took a bongo from the scene And we went to Theed to see the Queen We all wound up on Tatooine That's where we found this boy... [Chorus] Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi" [Verse 1] Did you know this junkyard slave Isn't even old enough to shave? But he can use the Force, they say Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen Though he's just nine and she's fourteen? Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday Well, I know he built C-3PO And I've heard how fast his pod can go And we were broke, it's true So we made a wager or two He was a prepubescent flyin' ace And the minute Jabba started off that race Well, I knew who would win first place Oh yes, it was our boy [Chorus] We started singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy" May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"" [Verse 2] Now we finally got to Coruscant The Jedi Council we knew would want To see how good the boy could be So we took him there and we told the tale How his midichlorians were off the scale And he might fulfill that prophecy Oh, the Council was impressed, of course Could he bring balance to the Force? They interviewed the kid Oh, training they forbid Because Yoda sensed in him much fear And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here Just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy" [Chorus] He was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy" May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" [Bridge] We caught a ride back to Naboo Cause Queen Amidala wanted to I frankly would've liked to stay We all fought in that epic war And it wasn't long at all before Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day And in the end, some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken And the Jedi I admire most Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost I guess I'll train this boy [Chorus] And I was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy" May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" [Outro] We were singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy" May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi" #WeirdAlYankovic #TheSagaBegins #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Do I Creep You Out” (Parody of “Do I Make You Proud”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse] I know that you don't know me very well We've barely met but I can surely tell No one will ever love you like I do I like to feel the warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool and usually I stare My precious one I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage [Chorus 1] You're the one I dream about But the only question with me now Is, "Do I creep you out?" Every time I shake your hand now Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth Well, do I creep you out? [Bridge] Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg, oh oh! [Pre-Chorus] Somethin' I should ask about Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse? And do I creep you Do I creep you out? [Chorus 2] (Your restraining order's out) (Still the only question with me now) Oh the only question (Is, "Do I creep you out?") Is "Do I creep you out?" Know exactly where you live now Follow you from work right to your house Well, do I creep you out? Do I creep you out? #WeirdAlYankovic #DoICreepYouOut #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Sue Ya (4K Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “I'll Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I sued Taco Bell! 'Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat I sued Panasonic! They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat Huh, I sued Earthlink! 'Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold I sued Starbucks! 'Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold! I sued Toys 'R' Us 'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death Uh, I sued Petco 'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath! I sued Coca Cola, yo 'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck! I sued Delta Airlines 'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked! [Chorus] Yeah! If you stand me up on a date If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you! Uh! [Verse 2] I sued Duracell! They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose! I sued Home Depot! 'Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes! I sued Dell Computers! 'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work! I sued Fruit of the Loom! 'Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk! I sued Verizon! 'Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming! I sued Colorado! 'Cause y'know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming! I sued Neiman Marcus! 'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season! I sued Ben Afleck! .......awww do I even need a reason!? [Chorus] Uh! If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue! Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you! Uh! Uh! Uh! [Refrain] I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny [Outro] I'll sue ya Ha ha ha ha haa I'll sue ya What y'all think of that!? I'll sue ya Ha ha ha ha haa Boo ya! I'll sue ya! Uh! #WeirdAlYankovic #IllSueYa #4KVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Virus Alert (4K Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Virus Alert” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really wanna give you a warning 'cause I found out this morning 'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get an e-mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese" Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record Gigli Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling [Pre-Chorus] Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too And the hard drive of anyone related to you [Chorus] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody [Verse 2] Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool [Pre-Chorus] Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place That's right, it's a [Chorus] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now [Bridge] If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online [Chorus] Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now [Outro] What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! Hit "Send" right now! #WeirdAlYankovic #VirusAlert #4KVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Fat” (Parody of “Bad”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Your butt is wide, well mine is too Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you The word is out, better treat me right 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right My zippers bust, my buckles break I'm too much man for you to take The pavement cracks when I fall down I've got more chins than Chinatown [Pre-Chorus] Well, I've never used a phone booth And I've never seen my toes When I'm goin' to the movies I take up seven rows [Chorus] Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout Just now tell me once again who's fat [Verse 2] When I walk out to get my mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man I'm the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode I'm gonna need my own zip code [Pre-Chorus] When you're only having seconds I'm having twenty-thirds When I go to get my shoes shined I gotta take their word [Chorus] Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds Lemme tell you once again who's fat [Bridge] If you see me comin' your way Better give me plenty space If I tell you that I'm hungry Then won't you feed my face [Chorus] Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house I really sit around the house You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know, you know, you know, come on (Fat, fat, really really fat) And you know all by myself I'm a crowd Lemme tell you once again You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, you know, hoo (Fat, fat, really really fat) You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know (Fat, fat, really really fat) And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud Just tell me once again who's fat #WeirdAlYankovic #Fat #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Dare To Be Stupid” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Put down that chainsaw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan [Verse 2] Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew What can you do? Dare to be stupid Take some wooden nickels Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now I'll show you how: You can dare to be stupid You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip [Chorus] Dare to be stupid Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid) We're all waiting for you Let's go! [Verse 3] It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer? There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet Then party 'til you're broke and they drag you away It's okay, you can dare to be stupid It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free [Chorus] Dare to be stupid (Yes!) Why don't you dare to be stupid? It's so easy, so easy to do (Dare to be stupid) We're all waiting for you! (Dare to be stupid) [Bridge] Burn your candle at both ends Look a gift horse in the mouth Mashed potatoes can be your friends [Verse 4] You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch Leave It to Beaver The future's up to you So what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid [Chorus] What did I say? (Dare to be stupid) Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid) It's alright (Dare to be stupid) We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid) Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid) Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid) I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid) Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid) Let's go, dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid) Dare to be stupid Dare to be stupid! #WeirdAlYankovic #DareToBeStupid #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Pancreas” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I'm always thinkin' 'bout it I don't know what I'd do without it I love, I really love My pancreas [Verse 2] My spleen just doesn't matter Don't really care about my bladder But I don't leave home without My pancreas [Pre-Hook] My pancreas is always there for me Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap) Secreting those hormones too Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me [Hook] Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba My pancreas Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba My pancreas Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba My pancreas Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba My pancreas [Hook] Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba My pancreas Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba My pancreas Ooooooh [Bridge 1] My pancreas attracts every other Pancreas in the universe With a force proportional To the product of their masses And inversely proportional To the distance between them Woo woo woo woo... [Bridge 2] Don'tcha know you gotta Flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice Flow, flow into the duodenum Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice Flow, flow into the duodenum Insulin, glucagon (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) Comin' from the islets of Langerhans... (Flow, flow into the duodenum) Insulin, glucagon (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) Comin' from the islets of Langerhans... (Flow, flow, into the duodenum) Lipase, amylase, and tripsin [Insulin, glucagon] (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) They're gonna help with our digestion [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...] (Flow, flow into the duodenum) Lipase, amylase, and tripsin [Insulin, glucagon] (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) They're gonna help with our digestion [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...] (Flow, flow into the duodenum) [Outro] Can't you see I love my pancreas {Lipase, amylase, and tripsin} [Insulin, glucagon] (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) Golly-gee, I love my pancreas {They gonna help with our digestion} [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...] (Flow, flow into the duodenum) Can't you see I love my pancreas {Lipase, amylase, and tripsin} [Insulin, glucagon] (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) Golly-gee I love my pancreas {They gonna help with our digestion} [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...] (Flow, flow into the duodenum) Can't you see I love my pancreas {Lipase, amylase, and tripsin} [Insulin, glucagon] (Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice) Golly-gee I love my pancreas {They gonna help with our digestion} [Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...] (Flow, flow, into the duodenum) Can't you see I love my pancreas #WeirdAlYankovic #Pancreas #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “One More Minute” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Well, I heard that you're leavin' (Leavin') Gonna leave me far behind (So far behind, doo wop) 'Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind (Ahh) [Verse 2] So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (Name out) of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you [Chorus] That's right (That's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin' I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass Than spend one more minute with you [Verse 3] I guess I might seem kind of bitter (Oh) You got me feelin' down in the dumps (Oh) 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps [Chorus] Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't (You ain't) gonna break my heart in two 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face Than spend one more minute with you (Oh) [Bridge] I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than watch you going out with other men (Oh) I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin' [Chorus] I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (Leeches) Shove an icepick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue Than spend one more minute with you Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend one more minute with you [Outro] I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die Than spend one more minute with you #WeirdAlYankovic #OneMoreMinute #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru (4K Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Trapped In The Drive-Thru” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Seven o'clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me She says, "Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?" And I say, "I don't know Say, "It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?" She says, "I kinda had a big lunch So I'm not super hungry." I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat." She said, "So what do you have in mind?" I said, "I don't know. What about you?" She said, "I don't care ... if you're hungry, let's eat." I said, "That's what we're gonna do! But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for!" And she says, "Let me think. What's left in our refrigerator?" I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know." She said, "That went bad a week ago!" I said, "Is the chili okay?" She said, "You finished that yesterday!" I hopped up and said "I don't know; do you want to get something delivered?" She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!" I'm like, "No, I said 'delivered.'" She's like, "I heard you say 'liver'!" I'm like, "I should know what I said..." She's like, "Whatever! I just don't want any liver!" Well, I was gonna say something But my cell phone started to ring Now who could be callin' me? Well I checked my caller ID It was just cousin Larry callin' for the third time today... My wife said, "Let it go to voicemail." I said, "Okay." "Where were we? Oh, dinner, right! So what d'ya want to do?" She says, "Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?" "Yeah," I said, "why don't you?" And then she says "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?" I says, "No" She says, "Yes" I says, "No" She says, "Yes" I says, "No" She says, "Yes. Oh, here's your keys" I step a little bit closer Say, "Okay, where ya want to go?" She says, "How about The Ivy?" I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know... I don't feel like gettin all dressed up And eatin' expensive food" She's says, "Olive Garden?" I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood... And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt" She says, "Just forget about it" I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!" Then I get an idea I say, "I know what we'll do!" She says, "What?" I say, "Guess!" She says "What?" I say, "We're goin' to the drive-thru!" So we head out the front door Open the garage door Then I open the car doors And we get in those car doors Put my key in the ignition And then I turn it sideways Then we fasten our seat belts As we pull out the driveway Then we drive to the drive-thru Heading off to the drive-thru We're approaching the drive-thru Getting close to the drive-thru! Almost there at the drive-thru Now we're here at the drive thru Here in line at the drive-thru Did I mention the drive-thru? #WeirdAlYankovic #TrappedInTheDriveThru #4KVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Love Me Anymore (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “You Don't Love Me Anymore” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] We've been together for so very long But now things are changing, oh, I wonder what's wrong Seems you don't want me around The passion is gone and the flame's died down I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem That time that you made it with the whole hockey team You used to think I was nice Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist [Chorus] Oh-oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? That kind of thing is hard to ignore Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore [Verse 2] I knew that we were having problems when You put those piranhas in my bathtub again You're still the light of my life Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife? You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way You poison my coffee just a little each day I still remember the way that you laughed When you pushed me down the elevator shaft [Chorus] Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra Doing in my underwear drawer? Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore [Verse 3] You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will You set my house on fire You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep You drilled a hole in my head Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead [Chorus] Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all You never acted this way before Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore Oh no, no Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore... #WeirdAlYankovic #YouDontLoveMeAnymore #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Its All About The Pentiums (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “It's All About The Pentiums” (Parody of “It's All About The Benjamins”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! (Yeah!!) What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard? Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM I never feed trolls and I don't read spam Installed a T1 line in my house Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse Upgrade my system at least twice a day I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support It's all about the Pentiums, what? You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen You've got white-out all over your screen You think your Commodore 64 is really neato What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half? You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette You're the biggest joke on the Internet Your database is a disaster You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! Now, what y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? Uh, uh, loggin' in now Wanna run wit my crew, hah? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do? They call me the king of the spreadsheets Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks But it was obsolete before I opened the box You say you've had your desktop for over a week? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique! Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight My digital media is write-protected Every file inspected, no viruses detected I beta tested every operating system Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin' It does all my work without me even askin' Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks? Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you What? It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! What y'all wanna do? Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers? 9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? What? #WeirdAlYankovic #ItsAllAboutThePentiums #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “This Is The Life” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Lyrics] I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say? This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire somebody to chew my food I'm an upwardly mobile dude This is the life They say that money corrupts you But I can't really tell I got the whole world at my feet And I think it's pretty swell I got women lined up outside my door They've been waitin' there since the week before Who could ask for more? This is the life You're dead for a real long time You just can't prevent it So if money can't buy happiness I guess I'll have to rent it Yeah, every day I make the front page news No time to pay my dues I got a million pairs of shoes This is the life I got a solid gold Cadillac I make a fortune while I sleep You can tell I'm a living legend Not some ordinary creep No way, I'm the boss, the Big Cheese Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees I can do just what I please This is the life That's right, I'm the king, number one I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton I pay the bills, I call the shots I grease the palms, I buy the yachts One thing I can guarantee The best things in life, they sure ain't free It's such a thrill just to be me This is the life This is the life #WeirdAlYankovic #ThisIsTheLife #JohnnyDangerously #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Bob (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Bob” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Lyrics] I, man, am Regal, a German am I Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod Rats live on no evil star Won't lovers revolt now? Race fast safe car Pa's a sap Ma is as selfless as I am May a moody baby doom a yam Ah Satan sees Natasha No devil lived on Lonely Tylenol Not a banana baton No X in Nixon O stone, be not so O Geronimo, no minor ego "Naomi" I moan A Toyota's a Toyota A dog, a panic, in a pagoda Oh no, Don Ho Nurse, I spy gypsies, run! Senile felines Now I see bees, I won UFO tofu We panic in a pew Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog #WeirdAlYankovic #Bob #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Jurassic Park” (Parody of “MacArthur Park”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day [Chorus 1] Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my "Chaos Theory" And I don't think I'll be coming back again Oh no! [Verse 2] I cannot approve of this attraction 'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kind of mad A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad [Chorus 2] Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone let T. rex out of his pen I'm afraid those things'll harm me Cause they sure don't act like Barney And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend Oh no! [Chorus 3] Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild What a crummy weekend this has been Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket Think I'll tell them where to stick it Cause I'm never coming back this way, again! Oh no! Whoa, no! #WeirdAlYankovic #JurassicPark #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Opening] (Granny) Dad-blamed Beverly Hills There ain't a possum shank to be bought around here at any price What good is having 68 million dollars I ASK YOU? (Jed) Well this morning it's good for getting a lot of papers signed for Mr. Drysdale (Granny) You were doing that when I left here two hours ago! [Intro] Beverly hillbillies [Verse 1] Huh Now lookie here people, listen to my story A little story 'bout a man named Jed You know something? That poor mountaineer They say he barely kept his family fed [Verse 2] Now let me tell you, one day he was shootin' Old Jed was shootin' at some food When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there Well, there came a bubblin' crude [Chorus 1] Oil, that is, well, maybe you call it Black gold or Texas tea He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale And be a Beverly Hillbilly [Verse 3] Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin' Yeah, buddy, move away from there That little Clampett got his own cement pond That little Clampett, he's a millionaire [Chorus 2] Now, everyone said Californ-ee Is the place that you oughta be We got to load up this here truck now We got to move to Beverly Hills, that is [Outro] Swimming pools Move-a-move-a-movie stars Huh Look at that, look at that Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies Y'all come back now, y'hear? Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies #WeirdAlYankovic #MoneyForNothingBeverlyHillbillies #MoneyForNothing #BeverlyHillbillies #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “I Lost On Jeopardy” (Parody of “Jeopardy”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Intro: Don Pardo] Is Don in the booth? He's ready Ok. Here we go. Loosen up camera two. Cameras one and three, that's fine. In five, four, three, two... Cue lights, music Now entering the studio are today's contestants This is Mr. Millard Snopkin from Carbondale, Illinois And this is Mr. Leroy Pinkelstein from Brooklyn, New York And this is Alfred Yankovic from Lynwood, California These three people will compete today on...Jeopardy [Verse 1: Weird Al Yankovic] I was there to match my intellect On national TV Against a plumber, oh and an architect Both with a Ph.D I was tense, I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the answers Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight [Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh [Verse 2: Weird Al Yankovic] Oh well I knew I was in trouble now My hope of winning sank Because I got the Daily Double now And then my mind went blank I took Potpourri for one hundred And then my head started to spin Well I'm givin' up, Don Pardo Just tell me now what I didn't win Yeah, yeah [Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh [Bridge: Don Pardo] That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International A case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game! You're a complete loser! [Verse 3: Weird Al Yankovic] Don't know what I was thinking of I guess I just wasn't too bright Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight [Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh I lost on Jeopardy, baby Oooh [Outro: Weird Al Yankovic] I lost on Jeopardy Baby... #WeirdAlYankovic #ILostOnJeopardy #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “I Love Rocky Road” (Parody of “I Love Rock 'n Roll”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school Yeah, but chocolate's getting old Vanilla just leaves me cold There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon I know what I need, baby [Chorus] I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me Ow! [Verse 2] They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same All the soda jerkers know my name When their supply is gone Then I'll be movin' on But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me I'm singin' [Chorus] I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me Ow! (Oh, make it talk) [Bridge] When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone And if I get fat and lose my teeth, that's fine with me Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key Singin' [Chorus] I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me [Outro] I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with I love rocky road So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby I love rocky road So have another triple scoop with me #WeirdAlYankovic #ILoveRockyRoad #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Like a Surgeon (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Like A Surgeon” (Parody of “Like A Virgin”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid Yeah, I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit [Chorus] Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line [Verse 2] Better give me all your gauze, nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see that I.V. Here we go, time to operate I'll pull his insides out Pull his insides out And see what he ate [Chorus] Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign [Verse 3] It's a fact, I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A. 'Cause my patients die Yeah, my patients die Before they can pay [Chorus] Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind [Outro] Like a surgeon Ooh, like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors Oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho Ooh baby, yeah I can hear your heart beat For the very last time #WeirdAlYankovic #LikeASurgeon #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Headline News” (Parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard [Chorus] Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm [Verse 2] Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap [Chorus] Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm [Bridge] They got paid for their sound bytes And sold their TV movie rights [Verse 3] And then, there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener And when he finally came to He found little Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain it It'd always just been there [Chorus] Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm #WeirdAlYankovic #HeadlineNews #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Gump (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Gump” (Parody of “Lump”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waiting for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept saying life is like a box of chocolates [Chorus] He's Gump, He's Gump What's in his head? He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump Is he inbred? [Verse 2] Gump was a big celebrity He told JFK that he really had to pee He never feels too dumb because His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does [Chorus] He's Gump, He's Gump He's kinda square He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump What's with that hair? Wow [Bridge] Run, run, run, run, now Forrest Run, run, run like the wind now Run, run, run, run, now Forrest Run, stop! [Verse 3] His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-loving man His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt [Chorus] He's Gump, He's Gump He's not too bright He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump But he's alright [Outro] Is this Gump out of his head? I think so Is this Gump really brain dead? I think so Did this Gump make lots of bread? I think so And that's all I have to say about that #WeirdAlYankovic #Gump #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Smells Like Nirvana” (Parody of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know [Pre-Chorus] Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know... [Chorus] Now I'm mumblin', and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume, ears are bleedin' I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent Boy, this oughta bug your parents Yeah [Verse 2] It's unintelligible I just can't get it through my skull It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss With all these marbles in my mouth [Pre-Chorus] Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know [Chorus] Well, we don't sound like Madonna Here we are now, we're Nirvana Sing distinctly, we don't wanna Buy our album, we're Nirvana A garage band from Seattle Well, it sure beats raisin' cattle Yeah [Verse 3] And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet's so hard to find What are the words? Oh, never mind [Pre-Chorus] Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know [Chorus] Well, I'm yellin', and we're playin' But I don't know what I'm sayin' What's the message I'm conveyin'? Can you tell me what I'm sayin'? So, have you got some idea? Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya #WeirdAlYankovic #SmellsLikeNirvana #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Close But No Cigar (4K Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Close But No Cigar” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved souffle She was gorgeous, she was charming Yeah, she was perfect in every way Except she was always using the word "infer" When she obviously meant "imply" And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing But frankly, I can't imagine why [Chorus] And I told her, I said "Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey? No, I don't think we are! You're close! (Close!) But no cigar!" [Verse 2] Then I met sweet young Janet Prettiest thing on the planet Had a body hotter than a habanero She had lips like a ripe pomegranate And I was crazy like Manson about her She got me all choked up like Mama Cass She had a smile so incredibly radiant You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass I thought after all these years of searching around I'd found my soulmate finally But one day I found out she actually owned a copy Of Joe Dirt on DVD [Chorus] Oh, no! I said "Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo? No, I don't think we are! You're close! (Close!) Oh, so very close! (Close!) Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!) So close! But no cigar!" [Verse 3] Julie played water polo She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich solo And she was everything I've dreamed of She moved right up to number one on my list And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist? Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron Look like a big fat slobbering pig The only caveat is one of her earlobes Was just a little tiny bit too big [Chorus] I said "Hey! Are we doing government work here? No, I don't think we are! You're close! (Close!) So very, very close! (Close!) Aww, baby, you're close! (Close!) So close! But no cigar!" [Outro] Missed it by that much! (No cigar!) Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!) Really, really, really close! But no cigar! #WeirdAlYankovic #CloseButNoCigar #4KVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Dont Download This Song (4K Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Don't Download This Song” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Once in awhile, maybe you will feel the urge To break international copyright law By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad And the shame would leave a permanent scar ’Cause you start out stealing songs, then you're robbing liquor stores And selling crack and running over school kids with your car [Chorus] So don't download this song The record store's where you belong Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song [Verse 2] Oh, you don't want to mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum you are [Chorus] So don't download this song Don't go pirating music all day long Go and buy the CD like you know that you should Oh, don't download this song [Bridge] Don't take away money From artists just like me How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee? And diamond-studded swimming pools These things don't grow on trees So all I ask is everybody please [Chorus] Don't download this song (Don't do it, no, no) Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (You can just ask him) Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should) Oh, don't download this song [Outro] Don't download this song (Oh, please don't you do it or you) Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy) Go and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it) Oh, don't download this song Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no) Or you'll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it) Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard) #WeirdAlYankovic #DontDownloadThisSong #4KVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Living With a Hernia (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Living With A Hernia” (Parody of “Living in America”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss [Chorus 1] Living with a hernia All the time, such aggravation Living with a hernia Gonna be my ruination Living with a hernia Got to have an operation Feel so old [Verse 2] Too much bad pain Good gawd, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl You can't even do the splits now (say it) Better call it quits now Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow [Chorus 2] Living with a hernia Hurts me bad in a tender location Living with a hernia Had enough humiliation Living with a hernia Got to have an operation [Bridge] I live with a hernia Can't get up, can't bend over Now I live with a hernia Wait a minute You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There's incomplete (incomplete) Epigastric (epigastric) Bladder (bladder) Strangulated (strangulated) Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia) Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia) Obstructed (obstructed), inguinal and direct [Chorus 3] Living with a hernia (rupture) I said it's causin' me such irritation Living with a hernia (wow!) Have to have my medication Living with a hernia Yeah, I feel bad! #WeirdAlYankovic #LivingWithAHernia #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Christmas At Ground Zero” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singing While the air-raid sirens blare [Verse 2] It's Christmas at ground zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know That this is not a test [Chorus 1] Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping It's the end of all humanity No more time for last-minute shopping It's time to face your final destiny [Verse 3] 'Cause it's Christmas at ground zero There's panic in the crowd We can dodge debris while we trim the tree Underneath the mushroom cloud [Chorus 2] You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop Or Jack Frost on your windowsill But if someone's climbing down your chimney You better load your gun and shoot to kill [Verse 4] Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero And if the radiation level's okay I'll go out with you and see all the new Mutations on New Year's Day [Verse 5] It's Christmas at ground zero Just seconds left to go I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe [Verse 6] It's Christmas at ground zero Now the missiles are on their way What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday #WeirdAlYankovic #ChristmasAtGroundZero #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Weasel Stomping Day” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Lyrics] Faces filled with joy and cheer What a magical time of year Howdy ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day Put your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day? All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunching noise You'll know what this day's about When you stomp a weasel's guts right out So, come along and have a laugh Snap their weaselly spines in half Grab your boots and stomp your cares away Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day (Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects) People up and down the street Crushing weasels beneath their feet Why we do it, who can say? But it's such a festive holiday So let the stomping fun begin Bash their weaselly skulls right in It's tradition, that makes it okay Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day Weasel Stomping Day Hey! #WeirdAlYankovic #WeaselStompingDay #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - UHF (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “UHF” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside Don't you know, that we control the horizontal We control the vertical, too We gonna make a couch potato out of you That's what we going to do now [Chorus] Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob We got it all (We got it all) We got it all on UHF [Verse 2] Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think All you do is make yourself a TV dinner Press your face right up against the screen We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen If you know what I mean, now [Chorus] Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob We got it all (We got it all) We got it all on UHF [Bridge] You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night You can watch us any time that you please You can sit around and stare at the picture tube 'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, now [Chorus] Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial We got it all on UHF Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while We got it all on UHF Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob We got it all (We got it all) We got it all on UHF #WeirdAlYankovic #UHF #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Spy Hard (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Spy Hard” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Lyrics] A man of intrigue He lives for the thrill Always has places to go And people to kill Danger is the game he plays And he holds every card Cause if you wanna win You gotta spy hard A man of the world So suave and discreet He trips over the women Piled up at his feet But evil's lurking So he's always on his guard Cause if your gonna spy You better spy hard He's always there When the chips are beginning to fall He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and Shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall Facing death everyday Is a tough job for any man But his hours are flexible And he's got a great dental plan By the way if you walked in late Allow me to reiterate The name of this movie is Spy Hard They call it Spy Hard You're watching Spy Hard It's the theme from Spy Haaaaard... #WeirdAlYankovic #SpyHard #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of Gangstas Paradise by Coolio) (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Amish Paradise” (Parody of “Gangsta's Paradise”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Verse 1] As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699 [Chorus] We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise I've churned butter once or twice Living in an Amish paradise It's hard work and sacrifice Living in an Amish paradise We sell quilts at discount price Living in an Amish paradise [Verse 2] A local boy kicked me in the butt last week I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek I really don't care, in fact I wish him well 'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat And my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare We're just technologically impaired [Pre-Chorus] There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's as primitive as can be [Chorus] We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're just plain and simple guys Living in an Amish paradise There's no time for sin and vice Living in an Amish paradise We don't fight, we all play nice Living in an Amish paradise [Bridge] Hitchin' up the buggy, churning lots of butter Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife So don't be vain and don't be whiny Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie [Chorus] We been spending most our lives Living in an Amish paradise We're all crazy Mennonites Living in an Amish paradise There's no cops and traffic lights Living in an Amish paradise But you'd probably think it bites Living in an Amish paradise #WeirdAlYankovic #AmishParadise #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem (HD Version) alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Bedrock Anthem” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version Listen to “Weird Al” Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al” Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more “Weird Al” Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC/youtube Follow “Weird Al” Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al” Yankovic! [Intro] Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel like I wanna go To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why [Verse 1] Well, I got, I got a woman named Wilma Well, I got, I got a baby named Pebbles Well, I got, I got a doggy named Dino We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino Well, I got a little buddy, Barney Rubble Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo There's a handshake everybody gotta know How come Grand Poobah always gotta run the whole show? [Chorus 1] Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow [Verse 2] Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm Little Pebbles is his number one fan He's the strongest toddler in the whole land Tear your arm off, if he's shaking your hand Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now Gonna take my family out to eat now Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now Made from brontosaurus, baby, not moo-cow Wanna chill with a saber tooth tiger Wear a loincloth, natural fiber Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper [Chorus 2] Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Don't know what it means, but I say it anyhow {Wilma, I'm home! Start serving dinner And don't spare the spare ribs Oh, no no no! Down Dino, down! Now take it easy, boy!} [Verse 3] Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit Pull the birdie's tail, everybody know it's time to quit I realize I'm living in the Stone Age No fax, no cellular phone-age Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena Barney Rubble, what a little wiener! Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her? Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner [Chorus 3] Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now (4X) Yabba dabba do now (12X) #WeirdAlYankovic #BedrockAnthem #HDVersion
Weird Al Yankovic - Polkamania! (Official Music Video) alyankovic 2024-07-19 | Single available at:Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/polkamania-single/1753408289Amazon Music: http://amazon.com/dp/B0D7RQGLBS…and everywhere else digital music is sold or streamed! Timecodes:0:00 - HELENA POLKA (Al’s Version)0:14 - BAD GUY (Billie Eilish)0:36 - HELLO (Adele)0:51 - FLOWERS (Miley Cyrus)1:13 - WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO (Lin-Manuel Miranda / cast of Encanto)1:24 - VAMPIRE (Olivia Rodrigo)1:40 - OLD TOWN ROAD (Lil Nas X)1:59 - DESPACITO (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee)2:09 - SHAPE OF YOU (Ed Sheeran)2:24 - UPTOWN FUNK (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars)2:37 - WAP (Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion)2:54 - THANK U, NEXT (Ariana Grande)3:06 - SHAKE IT OFF (Taylor Swift)ANIMATOR CREDITS:Cyriak – “Helena Polka (Al’s Version)”David Wachtenheim/Acme Filmworks – “Bad Guy” & “Shake It Off (pt. 2)”Augenblick Studios – “Hello”Ghostbot / Alan Lau, Roque Ballesteros, and Roman Laney – “Flowers”Jack D. Evans – “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”Vivienne Medrano/Spindlehorse – “Vampire”Liam Lynch – “Old Town Road”Jarrett Heather – “Despacito” & “WAP”Bill Plympton – “Shape of You”Ryan Krzak – “Uptown Funk”KukoMitzu – “Thank U, Next”Victor Yerrid & Melanie Mandl – “Shake It Off (pt. 1)” MUSICIAN CREDITS:“Weird Al” Yankovic – accordion and vocalsJon “Bermuda” Schwartz – drums and percussionSteve Jay – bass guitar and bass vocalsJim “Kimo” West – banjoWayne Bergeron – trumpetsJoel Peskin – clarinetsJim Self – tubaTress MacNeille – “next!” ladyEngineered and mixed by Dave Way at the Way StationAdditional engineering by Rafael Serrano at Just For the RecordMastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman MasteringArranged and produced by Al Yankovichttp://vevo.ly/i9RxeT
Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope for Today (Official 4K Video) alyankovic 2023-01-19 | Official 4K video for Your Horoscope for Today" by Weird Al YankovicListen to Weird Al Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official Weird Al Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch more Weird Al Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD/youtubeFollow Weird Al Yankovic:Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFIInstagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followIITwitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTIWebsite: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followWISpotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSIYouTube: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD#WeirdAl #YourHoroscopeForToday #officialvideo #4K
Weird Al Yankovic - Now You Know (Official 4K Lyric Video) alyankovic 2022-11-07 | Official 4K lyric video for "Now You Know" by Weird Al YankovicThis song plays over the closing credits to the new movie WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story (streaming right now for FREE on The Roku Channel). In fact, you may want to watch the movie before listening to this, because… SPOILERS! “Now You Know” is one of 46 tracks on the just-released Original Soundtrack album - you can stream, download or pre-order here: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WeirdTAYSYD WEIRD The Al Yankovic Story is now streaming exclusively on The Roku Channel! Stream free on a Roku device, the Roku mobile app, therokuchannel.com, Samsung Smart TV & FireTV.Listen to Weird Al Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official Weird Al Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch more Weird Al Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD/youtubeFollow Weird Al Yankovic:Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFIInstagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followIITwitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTIWebsite: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followWISpotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSIYouTube: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD#WeirdAl #NowYouKnow #OfficialLyricVideo #4K
Weird Al Yankovic - Nature Trail to Hell (Official Audio) alyankovic 2020-10-16 | "Nature Trail to Hell" by "Weird Al" YankovicListen to "Weird Al" Yankovic: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to the official "Weird Al" Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch more "Weird Al" Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD/youtubeFollow "Weird Al" Yankovic:Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFIInstagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followIITwitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTIWebsite: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followWISpotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSIYouTube: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDLyrics:Nature Trail to HellNature Trail to HellNature Trail to HellIn 3-D#WeirdAlYankovic #NatureTrailtoHell #OfficialAudio
Weird Al Yankovic - My Bologna (Audio) alyankovic 2019-07-04 | "My Bologna" by "Weird Al" YankovicListen to "Weird Al" Yankovic: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/listenYDSubscribe to "Weird Al" Yankovic: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDFollow "Weird Al" Yankovic:Facebook: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/followFITwitter: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/followTIInstagram: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/followIIWebsite: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/followWISpotify: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/followSIYouTube: https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDChorus:Never gonna stop, eat it upSuch a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw upBut I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, wooM-m-m-my bologna#WeirdAl #MyBologna #Comedy
Weird Al Yankovic - Yoda (Demo) (Audio) alyankovic 2017-05-25 | 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic': Buy - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/Wic5Y!yodaAbout the box set:Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic includes all 14 of Weird Al's studio albums remastered on CD, 150-gram vinyl and digital, spanning from his debut album "Weird Al" Yankovic (1983) to Mandatory Fun (2014). An Al-curated 15th bonus disc, Medium Rarities, is also included, which features specially selected non-album tracks from across his remarkable career.Follow "Weird Al" Yankovic:Spotify - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/BHDSp!yodaFacebook - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/BHDFA!yodaTwitter - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/BHDTA!yodaInstagram - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/BHDIA!yodaWebsite - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/BHDAW!yodaYouTube - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/BHDAY!ytoda
Weird Al Yankovic - Medium Rarities Track List Reveal alyankovic 2017-03-18 | 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic': Buy - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/Wic5Y!yttlAbout the box set:Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic includes all 14 of Weird Al's studio albums remastered on CD, 150-gram vinyl and digital, spanning from his debut album "Weird Al" Yankovic (1983) to Mandatory Fun (2014). An Al-curated 15th bonus disc, Medium Rarities, is also included, which features specially selected non-album tracks from across his remarkable career.Follow "Weird Al" Yankovic:Spotify - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDSp!yttl Facebook - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDFA!yttl Twitter - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDTA!yttlInstagram - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDIA!yttlWebsite - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDAW!yttl YouTube - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDAY!yttl
Weird Al Yankovic - Pac-Man (Parody of Taxman by The Beatles) [Lyric Video] alyankovic 2017-02-17 | 'Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic': Buy - weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/Wic5Y!ytpacAbout the box set:This hilarious parody of The Beatles' "Taxman" was recorded at the height of Pac-Man fever in 1982, but remained unreleased for 35 years. Now, it's part of Medium Rarities, the bonus album exclusively featured in Squeeze Box: The Complete Works of "Weird Al" Yankovic!Follow "Weird Al" Yankovic:Spotify - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDSp!pac Facebook - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDFA!pac Twitter - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDTA!pac Instagram - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDIA!pac Website - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDAW!pac YouTube - https://WeirdAlYankovic.lnk.to/BHDAY!pac
Weird Al Yankovic - Toazted Interview 2011 (part 4 of 5) alyankovic 2014-08-30 | It took him thirty years, but finally ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic visited the Netherlands for his latest tour. Al Yankovic is legendary for many parodies, such as "Amish Paradise", which is a parody to Gangster’s Paradise and the Michael Jackson parodies “Fat” and “Eat it”. Toazted spoke to him about his encounters with Paul McCartney, Kurt Cobain and Michael Jackson. He also speaks openly about the time he saw Yoko Ono for the first time, and the release of the children’s book he wrote.Check out our YouTube channel with more than 3500 ultra rare and fun interviews: http://www.youtube.com/toaztedFriend us on Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/yourewatchingtoazted
Weird Al Yankovic - Toazted Interview 2011 (part 5 of 5) alyankovic 2014-08-30 | It took him thirty years, but finally ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic visited the Netherlands for his latest tour. Al Yankovic is legendary for many parodies, such as "Amish Paradise", which is a parody to Gangster’s Paradise and the Michael Jackson parodies “Fat” and “Eat it”. Toazted spoke to him about his encounters with Paul McCartney, Kurt Cobain and Michael Jackson. He also speaks openly about the time he saw Yoko Ono for the first time, and the release of the children’s book he wrote.Check out our YouTube channel with more than 3500 ultra rare and fun interviews: http://www.youtube.com/toaztedFriend us on Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/yourewatchingtoazted
Weird Al Yankovic - Toazted Interview 2011 (part 3 of 5) alyankovic 2014-08-30 | It took him thirty years, but finally ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic visited the Netherlands for his latest tour. Al Yankovic is legendary for many parodies, such as "Amish Paradise", which is a parody to Gangster’s Paradise and the Michael Jackson parodies “Fat” and “Eat it”. Toazted spoke to him about his encounters with Paul McCartney, Kurt Cobain and Michael Jackson. He also speaks openly about the time he saw Yoko Ono for the first time, and the release of the children’s book he wrote.Check out our YouTube channel with more than 3500 ultra rare and fun interviews: http://www.youtube.com/toaztedFriend us on Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/yourewatchingtoazted
Weird Al Yankovic - Toazted Interview 2011 (part 2 of 5) alyankovic 2014-08-30 | It took him thirty years, but finally ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic visited the Netherlands for his latest tour. Al Yankovic is legendary for many parodies, such as "Amish Paradise", which is a parody to Gangster’s Paradise and the Michael Jackson parodies “Fat” and “Eat it”. Toazted spoke to him about his encounters with Paul McCartney, Kurt Cobain and Michael Jackson. He also speaks openly about the time he saw Yoko Ono for the first time, and the release of the children’s book he wrote.Check out our YouTube channel with more than 3500 ultra rare and fun interviews: http://www.youtube.com/toaztedFriend us on Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/yourewatchingtoazted
Weird Al Yankovic - Toazted Interview 2011 (part 1 of 5) alyankovic 2014-08-30 | It took him thirty years, but finally ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic visited the Netherlands for his latest tour. Al Yankovic is legendary for many parodies, such as "Amish Paradise", which is a parody to Gangster’s Paradise and the Michael Jackson parodies “Fat” and “Eat it”. Toazted spoke to him about his encounters with Paul McCartney, Kurt Cobain and Michael Jackson. He also speaks openly about the time he saw Yoko Ono for the first time, and the release of the children’s book he wrote.Check out our YouTube channel with more than 3500 ultra rare and fun interviews: http://www.youtube.com/toaztedFriend us on Facebook @ http://www.facebook.com/yourewatchingtoazted
Weird Al Yankovic - Sports Song (Official 4K Video) alyankovic 2014-08-01 | Official 4k Video for “Sports Song” by “Weird Al" Yankovic Listen to “Weird Al" Yankovic : weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al" Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch more ““Weird Al" Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC Follow “Weird Al" YankovicFacebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTIWebsite: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al" Yankovic![Chorus]:We're great (we're great)And you suck (you suck)We're great (we're great)And you suck (you suck)We're great (we're great)And you suck (you suck)You see there's us (we're great)And then there's you (you suck)We're really, really great (really great)In contrast, you really suck (really suck)Okay, full disclosure, we're not that greatBut nevertheless, you suck#WeirdAlYankovic #SportsSong #4KRemastered"Music video by ""Weird Al"" Yankovic performing Sports Song. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment"
Weird Al Yankovic - Handy (Official 4K Video) alyankovic 2014-07-31 | Official 4K Video for “Handy” by “Weird Al" Yankovic Listen to “Weird Al" Yankovic : weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al" Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch more ““Weird Al" Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC Follow “Weird Al" YankovicFacebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTIWebsite: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al" Yankovic![Chorus]:I'm so handy, you already knowI'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflowI'm so handy, I'll bring you up to codeWhen your dishwasher's about to explode #WeirdAlYankovic #Handy #4KRemastered"Music video by ""Weird Al"" Yankovic performing Handy. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment"
Weird Al Yankovic - Foil (Official 4K Video) alyankovic 2014-07-30 | Official 4K Video for “Foil” by “Weird Al" Yankovic Listen to “Weird Al" Yankovic : weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al" Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYDWatch more ““Weird Al" Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC Follow “Weird Al" YankovicFacebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTIWebsite: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al" Yankovic![Chorus]: But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formationMicrobes, enzymes, mold, and oxidationI don't care; I've got a secret trick up my sleeveI never bother with baggies, glass jars, Tupperware containersPlastic cling wrap, really a no-brainerI just like to keep all my flavors sealed in tightWith aluminum foil (Foil)Never settle for lessThat kind of wrap is just the bestTo keep your sandwich nice and freshStick it in your cooler (Cooler)Eat it when you're readyBut maybe you'll choose (You'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)A refreshing herbal tea#WeirdAlYankovic #Foil 4KRemastered
Weird Al Yankovic - Tacky (Official 4K Video) alyankovic 2014-07-28 | Official 4K Video for “Tacky” by “Weird Al" Yankovic Listen to “Weird Al" Yankovic : weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYD Subscribe to the official “Weird Al" Yankovic YouTube channel: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/subscribeYD Watch more ““Weird Al" Yankovic videos: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/listenYC Follow “Weird Al" Yankovic Facebook: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followFI Instagram: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followII Twitter: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followTI Website: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WebsiteWI Spotify: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/followSI Ask you voice device to play “Weird Al" Yankovic! [Chorus]: (Because I'm tacky) Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks (Because I'm tacky) Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs (Because I'm tacky) Never let you forget some favor I did for you (Because I'm tacky) If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too #WeirdAlYankovic #Tacky #4KRemastered
Weird Al Yankovic - Lame Claim to Fame (Official 4K Video) alyankovic 2014-07-22 | "Weird Al" Yankovic's new album "Mandatory Fun" out now on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/MandatoryFunAmazon: http://smarturl.it/MandatoryFunAMZ Google Play: http://smarturl.it/MandatoryFunGPhttp://www.WeirdAl.com Music video by "Weird Al" Yankovic performing Lame Claim to Fame. (C) 2014 RCA Records, a division of Sony Music Entertainment
