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Anyone up for a fun-sized episode? In this adorable little production, our good pal Heavy is instructed how to make French Toast in his very own kitchen. Based on the actual recipe, you can make your very own along with the video. Not like it's a real challenge anyway.
updated 12 years ago
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http://www.twitch.tv/kittykat0706
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So I decided to finally release highlights from the stream I broadcasted on this past Halloween. This is only footage from Alan Wake, as the Team Fortress 2 event was kinda bleh and I didn't feel like editing an hour and a half-long clip.
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*MUSICAL MELODIES*
(0:30) "Bully Theme" - Bully
(1:38) "Replay Music" - NFL Street 2
(2:44) "LET'S FIGHT A BOSS" - No More Heroes
(4:38) You're a buffoon if you don't know this song.
(6:04) "Die Boom Bang Burn Fuck" - Dope
youtube.com/watch?v=CKiGghgTT_k
(6:54) "Boss Battle" - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
(8:11) "Suspense!" - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game
(8:17) "Pipe Theme" - Mario Party 2
(9:35) "Brute Event Stinger" - Amnesia: The Dark Descent
(11:35/credits) "Want You Gone" - Jonathon Coulton
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If you never died while playing this game, you just generally suck at it.
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Hello, today I will be playing Big Racism in Little City.
Don't buy this game. Unless you intend to laugh your ass off.
plus.google.com/u/0/b/101597137521634209626/101597137521634209626/posts
MOOSIC RAAAT HERE (in order of appearance):
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- "Boss Time" - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Video Game
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oQHP64AdM
- "Little Bits" - Johnny Dodds Trio
youtube.com/watch?v=itCEmVcxAx4
- "Don't Go 'Way Nobody" - George Lewis and his New Orleans Stompers
youtube.com/watch?v=gebgy6FW4ms
- "Pleasure Castle" - Sonic Adventure OST
youtube.com/watch?v=tPkEk2mvJgg
- "Scott & Ramona" - Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World: The Game
youtube.com/watch?v=Gb3_v9B0fno
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Finally after 2 years, here comes another big and fancy update video. This time around I'll go over the absence of Gmod videos, update on Leukemia, and other cool things. I'll try to make these updates yearly, to keep you guys up to beat with everything, as well as posting on my Google+ to see what's up (there's an icon on the bottom right of my channel banner, in case you missed it).
SO I PRESENT THIS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE OF ME TALKING AND FAILING IN TEAM FORTRESS 2
Anyway, so there's my blabber. Any questions? Throw me a message.
Stay classy.
Oh, and I animated that fancy new intro in Macromedia Flash 8 and a Bamboo tablet. It smells, I know, but I want to get past the better at 2D animation eventually.
Love,
kitty0706
April fools. Jerk.
~CREDITS~
Max Payne (PC)
Super Mario 64
Hanna Barbera SFX Library
Spongebob Squarepants (Audio) - "Big Pink Loser"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSzOXtXm8p0
"Sporty - o - Let Me Hit It ( Audiostalkers Original Mix)"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oOQ8XnQWU
"Gallery Music" - Valve Orchestra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqhqA-WDM5o
A lot of people have been asking me how I make walking ragdolls in Gmod. Now, there was an old way I did this, by following THIS tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKJkk1QhsDc
But recently I discovered an alternative that basically allows you to "play as" any ragdoll you desire. Of course, it's not perfect, and every model needs some tweaking. So I quickly put together a short, but sweet tutorial on how to make ragdolls walk using Ragmorph. It works on about just any model, and I think it's a great and easy way to make all of your videos contain wacky walking raggy dollies.
Ragmorph: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=104509899&searchtext=ragmorph
Suitehands (optional): http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=113764710&searchtext=unarmed
~MUSIC~
"Metal Mario Theme" - Super Mario 64
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hxh2h3P70Q
"Thorn In My Side" - Freeplay Music
http://www.freeplaymusic.com/volumedetail.aspx?volume=1134
And credit goes to Petruha Ninja S for the Archer model.
Stay classy folks. More coming to you soon!
(c) 2014
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Claude Speed, you know, the bimbo you play as in Grand Theft Auto III (if you never played that one, do yourself a favor and play it) takes a toll on the new and improved Liberty City he once was at. This time he is hired by a mysterious contractor to take out a high-ranking mafia Don's underboss, while the underboss is out looking for Claude because he didn't pay back the money the Don lent to him. However this predicament is false, as Claude is a member of a secret organization and the underboss was told of this false information, forcing him to believe that Claude has to be hit.
Hope you enjoy this short and sweet action-packed video. I'll be back sooner or later, whenever that is (treatments, hospital visits, etc.). Don't worry through, the ideas will not stop coming. Bumblebee Tuna!
~kitty0706
---MUSICS---
(0:01) "My Dying Concubine" - Shadows of the Damned OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4pQgF2VkA
(0:16) "DK Returns" - Crank OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnbrt7aDfTI
(0:22) "Contingency Stealth Theme" - Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dohbst5VjQY
(0:46) "e1m1" - SonicClang
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgnVr9xUNAE
(1:14) "Vox vs. Uke" - Unreal DM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxnckQ7nZso
(1:22) "Intruder Alert" - Valve Studio Orchestra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmU49TO0DDs
(1:35) "N.M.H." - No More Heroes OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJ1IU-2vlo
(1:50) "Heat in your Heart" - No More Heroes OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdO_Wb_uRUY
(2:03) "White House" - Splinter Cell: Conviction OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4w9L670az4
(2:43) "Super Brother" - Guitar Vader
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHi5jDEqPB0
(2:59) "Athens Harbour Chase" - 007: Bloodstone OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO1_0OGG7Tc
(3:59) "Fourteen(fake)Residents" - OFF OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-HYRjlbdU
(4:18) "Massacre at the Lighthouse" - The Darkness OST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JWZAqza27E
(4:46) "Ave Maria" - Jesper Kyd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAk94AIYwAk
(5:45) "TIR Game" - Dead Rising 2 OST
(CREDITS) "The Dark Knight" - Mark Bernes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj7E5W8g0VM
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P.S. If you never saw Jim Carrey at his best, you will not understand the Bumblebee Tuna.
Thank you guys and gals and have a pleasant day!
2/24/2014
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KittyTV makes a quick return in the ongoing adventures of Richard B. RidDICK! Join Mr. Diesel in this short, but sweet, obnoxious, immature, vulgar adventure as he walks into a futuristic space ship known as the Athena. Suddenly he is surprised by an angry homeless man who demands Mr. RidDICK's blood. Either this man kills and loots his prey, or he just really hates RidDICK's squeeky shoes. Enjoy this tiny piece brought upon by yours truly, and don't forget to watch the credits all the way through!
---AND DON'T MISS OUT ON THE AMAZING HIGH QUALITY SOUNDTRACK TOO---
(0:08) "Eerie Tension" - Ren and Stimpy Production music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czf3iezkJNo (I know, Spongebob uses the same music)
(0:43) "Alternate Shelby Action (?)" - Heavy Rain Soundtrack (the track that plays when Shelby storms the mansion shooting guys)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0huGZDKg4I (music starts at 0:18. Try recording it with line-in cables or something, the OST I have cannot be found at the moment, sorry)
(1:00) "Top of the Line" - Freeplay Music
http://www.freeplaymusic.com/volumedetail.aspx?volume=1138
(1:18) "Doom 3 Theme Song" - Tweaker
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ysDV9POBXE (includes link for download in description)
(CREDITS) "Fight! Fight! Fight! A" - Spongebob Squarepants Production Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F82MWbNAbnQ
(thanks to cyberman1011 for finding the name)
---FUN FACT TIME---
- I started work on this while in the hospital, and it was on my old laptop, so that's why everything's recorded at like 20fps and pixelated, sorry about that.
- I'm not going to be making KittyTV all the time, probably just for tiny ideas that pop in my head. There'll still be more Gmods and possible SFMs.
- With my new laptop and my desktop currently down at the moment, I should be able to make some things in the future. We'll see.
- Oh and
- Thanks for watching :3
~kitty0706
And exactly 2 months later, da cat is back. Except this time, I made a video teaching you how I make my infamous Garry's Mod films. COOL HUH
Try to bare with my voice as well as seeing my gorgeous face for a whole two seconds. I designed most of this tutorial to be centered around Sony Vegas, so if you do not have it and would like to follow along properly, you can go snag a trial. Or if you use other programs, you'll probably find a workaround. If not, LOL GOOD LUCK
Also I'd like to thank those lovely lads during the live-action sequences (we used to make videos together a long time ago), so it was a nice sense of nostalgia. Anyway, hope you learn something from this. If you do not, my videos will forever remain a mystery to you.
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For exporting your video in .wmv while using Sony Vegas, follow this tutorial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7dzD5cjH-k
Now obviously this video was not made by me (nor do I play Call of Doodie), but I figured it would cut down some production time if I just linked you guys to a straightforward how-to for rendering. You can call me lazy, but I really wanted this thing to come out as soon as it did.
~~MUSIC CREDITS~~
(0:38) "Custard Cakewalk" - Sam Fonteyn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPZEwDKpOW4
(musical piece that plays during each step) "Dramatic Sting #9" - Ren and Stimpy Production Music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAlE9CglItI
(1:30) (14:34) "Leave The Past Behind" - Anamanaguchi
itunes.apple.com/us/album/scott-pilgrim-vs.-world-game/id387240763
(2:50) "Another Winter (Chiptune)" - Anamanaguchi
itunes.apple.com/us/album/scott-pilgrim-vs.-world-game/id387240763
(3:24) "Grey Pencil" - Alias Conrad Coldwood
http://www.rpg-maker.fr/index.php?page=ost&id=18&go_son=http://www.rpg-maker.fr/ost/OST/OFF/01%20-%20Global.mp3
(3:32) "Main Menu Theme" - Go! Go! Hypergrind Soundtrack
(4:26) "Bonus Credits Music" - Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX9RP-GCbq8
(5:34) "Pipe Theme" - Mario Party 2 Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faP0m3oEMsM
(7:01) "Suburban Tram" - Anamanaguchi
itunes.apple.com/us/album/scott-pilgrim-vs.-world-game/id387240763
(8:51) "Collections (Album Version)" - Resident Evil 6 Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AturnNzUMTM
(11:26) "Roaming South Park" - South Park 64 Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP5k0rZ1ZbE
(12:52) "Exodus in America (Piano Version)" - Red Dead: Redemption Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WadXsEMU9Xc
(13:06) "Working for Tom Nook" - Animal Crossing Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qs4yC7wuu0
(15:09/Credits Music) "11 PM (Christmas)" - Animal Crossing Soundtrack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-giEjnR_lY
SEE YA NEXT TIME BROSEPHS AND SISTAPHS
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Also, April Fools. Jerk.
Also, what's that? You like Tommy's tunes?....Well it's after April Fool's day now as I'm typing this so I'll give them to you.
1st song: "Carameldansen" - Caramel
2nd song: "Heartless" - A Day to Remember
3rd song: "Let Mom Sleep" - Hideki Naganuma
4th song: "E1M1" - SonicClang (was made for a Doom 3 mod that recaptures the original Doom)
What? You actually have a GOOD taste in music and only want Salieri's songs on the gramaphone? You're a beautiful human being.
1st song: "Out for No Good" - The Mills Brothers
2nd song: "Chinatown, my Chinatown" - The Mills Brothers
3rd song: "Belleville" - Django Reinhardt
4th song (barely hear one second of it): "You Run Your Mouth" - Louis Jordan
You are traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, Ass's Creed: Enter the Anus!
A highly remarkable tale featuring a man of Desmond Miles, who was captured by a mad scientist forcing him to enter a machine called "The Anus": allowing him to relive the lives of his ancestors. The scientist gave him one simple mission: find the Apple of Eden and discover it's true power. However, the sly little deviant Desmond is, does everything he should NOT do, thus pissing off the scientist to an extent like
no other. Will Desmond ever escape this horrible trechery? Is it all just a dream? Is it all just a video game? WATCH AND FIND OUT?!?!?!??!?!??!!??!?!???#@$32543gtdmdrpoopieshymfgh-jmhdfhg
--MUSIC CREDITS--
(0:00) "Heavenly Embraced"
Composed by:Simon Brewer, PRS
Published by: Freeplaymusic, BMI (100%)
www.freeplaymusic.com
(1:35) "Harbor Blvd"
Composed by:Patrick James Slattery, BMI
Published by: Freeplaymusic, BMI (100%)
www.freeplaymusic.com
(1:43) "Dangerous Climbing"
Composed by:Tillman Sillescu, BMI
Published by: Freeplaymusic, BMI
www.freeplaymusic.com
(1:54) "Victory Jingle"
SEGA Bass Fishing Soundtrack
(2:03) "Warehouse in South Park"
South Park 64 Soundtrack
(2:23) "Access the Animus - Yellow Belly"
Assassin's Creed Soundtrack
(2:43) "Bully's Fight Theme"
Bully Soundtrack
(3:00) "Fight Theme" (no official name)
The Godfather: The Game Soundtrack
(3:18) "Clever Little Gent"
Composed by:Hal Goldstein, SESAC
Published by: Music Of Freeplay, SESAC
www.freeplaymusic.com
(3:26) "BGM #1" (no official name either)
WWF Royal Rumble Soundtrack
(5:49) "When Good Heists Go Bad"
Saints Row: The Third Soundtrack
(6:07) "Betrayal At Rebel Base"
Freedom Fighters Soundtrack
(CREDITS) "A Family Thing"
Composed by:Rick DellaRatta, ASCAP
Published by: Freeplaynjj, ASCAP (50%), Rebekah M Music, ASCAP (50%)
www.freeplaymusic.com
Bye for now.
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An abrupt but entertaining beginning for a new piece of flesh that has now joined the gazillion other stupids of Liberty City, give it up for Tommy Garcia. He is one but many of the self-centered and spiteful individuals of the sidewalk we all walk past while playing our old, beloved, and boring GTA IV (Of course GTA V will blow this one away). We probably shot him many times and killed him for being a pedestrian, or he just got in the way of our bullets or vehicle. Or fists. But have you ever stopped to wonder what that one simple man has been through to appear in that exact moment in that exact area in the virtual realm? Neither do I.
In this episode, Tommy is introduced to the general public and displays how he finds conflict in the dumbest possible way ever recorded in human history. When you put two unworthy opponents, Tommy being one of them, with the biggest egos on the street into a pointless argument that's only happening for a neglectful expressed opinion about themselves, you'll reach a boiling point where someone just has to fall. Literally.
...But seriously, if you're one of those people to ever do that, you have my pity. The only reward for your pointless argument(s) and/or giving a poor illusion you are superior to others is a slight pat on the back coming from yourself, because you are alone and sad deep down inside. Or you just might end up like these two goofballs in the video. Have fun with that.
Don't worry, I still love all of you. See you in 2013! :3
(OH YEAH AND SOME DOOMSDAY WE HAD, EH?)
Dedicated to one of my best friend's late brother, Nick Moriarty. Rest easy, man.
Shitty music was from www.freeplaymusic.com
Shitty sound effects were from my ass
This was a very old project I started the beginning of this year that makes fun of some silly game called inFamous. At first I was going to think YEAH DIS IS GONNA BE AWESUM, but I lost interest and it collected some virtual dust sitting on my hard drive. I do admit this was pretty terrible, but some of it (I thought anyway) deserved SOME light to be shed on. I hope to put more effort in future Flashies.
WARNING: May contain graphic violence, substance abuse, alcohol abuse, cats, old men, and stunning visuals. Younger viewers are not recommended for viewing this title.
Featuring the amazing voice talent of myself and Nessie Daseamonster.
Greetings ladies and gents. Today I'm going to talk to you for 15 minutes about cool stuff. More importantly, what you're going to see in the near future from me and whatnot. And at the same time watch me play video games, in addition to hearing my fingers rampaging on the controller. Isn't that sweet?
Also, I present a link to the coolcat that will be joining me in the new channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Deremixproductions
~MUSIC CREDITS~
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Intro Song: "Boss Rush Jingle" - Anamanaguchi
Outro Song: "Scott & Ramona" - Anamanaguchi
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Songs throughout video (in order of appearance)
(All are part of Ren and Stimpy Production Music)
0:07 "Jive at Five"
2:23 "A Hat, A Cane"
5:17 "Be Cool"
6:33 "Busy Bachelor"
9:49 "In a 18th Century Drawing Room"
12:29 "South Side Shuffle"
~GAMES YOU SAW ME PLAY~
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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
And Google Images for the picture of that sexy ass door. I love beautiful wood, don't you?
Goodie. An early Halloween present for all you cool kids. I started this roughly a year ago, meaning in between then and now I took the longest break of my life for a film, and during that time, I graduated High School, found the love of my life (NOW BROKEN UP LOL), developed Leukemia, and released many other films during that period. A lot of sweat, laughs, and patience were put into this production, so to be frank: If you don't like offensive language, or somehow find the naughty words offensive to you, there's a billion other kitty videos for you to watch. And I don't mean my videos. Like, actual kittens.
AND FOR THOSE WHO CAN, ENJOY THE SHOW!
Get ready for Elliot's longest adventure as him and the 4 other dweebs of High School attempt to try and find the designated place to do "some hardcore campin". But one thing leads to the next, and they end up getting lost in the neighborhood at night during Halloween, so anything can happen. You can probably guess they find it eventually, BUT I MAY BE WRONG.......
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Also, the song(s) used in the bonus scene are "Chelios" and "Kickin" from the Crank 2 soundtrack. Didn't put that in there because I wanted somebody to blindly ask what song is at blahblahblah, so then I can simply redirect them to the video description. See? It's fun making up rules!
Also I'm not done with Gmods. Or SFMs. Or videos in general. This is my channel, I can upload whatever you want. So if you pester me to make something, there's a good chance I won't. I have a life to attend to, and its sole purpose is not making videos all day. Thank you.
ELLIOT'S ADVENTURES WILL CONTINUE IN THE FAR, FAR FUTURE...
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Made with complete improv, and learned many things as I went along. It was nice working with something other than Gay's Mod for once. The results are infinitely more times rewarding.
Thanks, and have fun
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This video falsely advertises a fantastic underrated game that deserves a bigger audience. But play the older version first, because it's better than the remastered version.
Also stay tuned at the end if you want to read about what's been going on in my personal life, since something happened and I wanted you goofballs to know. But until then, expect more Elliot, Heavy, etc. etc. It's good to be back, enjoy :3
Finally, I present to you the video I've been working on for the past few months. Yes, some was procrastination, some was Vegas being a prick. But here it is, safely in the dispensary of the Youtube community. Have fun, and enjoy.
In this fabulous adventure, a once madness-ridden landscape of every common Team Fortress 2 server turns into a young little gamer's nightmare. Upon accidentally opening a portal to another dimension and video game engines, it's up to the one and only unique Engineer to fix what he has started. A dastardly little demon rounds up all of his friends and turn against him, so that the Moon will not delay in destroying mankind as we know it. Will the Engineer vanquish all evil and return the land to back the way it came, or will he fail unwillingly from the overpowering menaces that plague the atmosphere? It's up to YOU..................to find out.
HI, EXTRA NOTES:
- I started this in November, just finished today. Ain't that neat.
- Honestly I must say that Garry's Mod videos are becoming increasingly boring to make, so you may not see a lot more in the future. Maybe short little ones. Definitely I think this is my last 10+ minute Gmod video.
- First film to feature my little brother! Give him props, brah.
- All those amateur animations? Done by me. And those little sketches at the end, that you can barely see since Vegas won't let me do crisp HD renders anymore.
All in all, I like to thank all my fans who stuck around and waited for me on this film. Thanks ya'll, I'll be back soon enough.
P.S. A word to the tards: I'm not dead yet, so keep your pants on.
P. S. S. Rubberfruit was originally in the "beta" version of the intro, which involved him and I in a 3 second steam chat, but it was cut out due to a better idea as you could see.
In this year's episode, I do a poor impersonation of videogamedunkey.
And thanks I know, quality's crisp
In this depressing episode, poor old Flynn is being made fun of by Drake, using him in a joke he does not understand.
A harmless collection of short skits planned to be released daily for the next few days. Coolbeans.
In this lovely episode, I demonstrate the compatibility in brotherly love among the Flynn siblings.
In this painfully stupid episode, Flynn meets some indians. And stuff.
COOL FACTS BRO:
- Started filming in......April I think. Maybe March. Just finished today.
- Like again, quality is shit, but hey, it's my longest video ever. Cut me some slack, fatty.
- I bullshitted half the credits, meaning all the resources and jazz. Figured that there's too many to list, and after 5 months of trial and error don't you think that I'd just want to finish it and get it over with?
- All those awesome Flash animations were done by yours truly in Macromedia Flash 8. I used a tablet and some talent.
- This took a while. All thanks to Vegas. Thank you Sony for making such an unstable program.
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6135888/1/u#
Funny thing is about this story, is that it has the exact same title of this video and it was made 2 years ago. And I don't even read fanfiction.
Featuring Folding Chair and some fatasses
FUN FACTS THAT YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
- Special effects were achieved with Sony Vegas Pro 10 and Magic Bullet FX. Also greenscreened some effects from Garry's Mod, hehe.
- For a short little pointless film, this did require some extra effort.
- As you can see, the camera "jitters" occasionally for no reason except to blame the shitty GTA video editor. It just likes to mess up the camera when it renders. Groovy.
- Those little bits of music heard in the introduction were made by me, using Mixcraft 5. They were pretty cheesy I have to admit, but there's a good chance I'm going to make my own action tracks in the future.
- Notice how no one cusses in this video. Isn't that funny?
- Also just giving a shout to freddiew and CorridorDigital for the awesome movie making tutorials (and the effects).
- Oh, and you'll find out why the video is named "Project Cooper" when my blockbuster film hits the web.
A very long FAQ:
Q: Why does the video look like the camera was drenched in piss?
A: Because it was.
The end
The 4th episode of my Gmod series Elliot Goes to School. In this episode, it's the Monday before their Christmas break, and the gang decides to skip Gym class to eat some lunch, starring some new faces as well. Enjoy this episode, guys!
Oh and try to bare the awful quality, it's good enough to see what's going on anyway.
In addition to that, there's a few glitches in the video, and they were done when I turned widescreen clips into standard view (Vegas had trouble rendering in widescreen for technical reasons). Plus, I'm too lazy to go back and fix them. Just be thankful that another episode finally arrived. More videos will be coming later in the new year, stay tuned!
***NOTE: Due to some technical difficulties, the HD quality isn't very crisp for this episode, but it's good enough so you can see all the action in its finest.
---WOOPS! Forgot a song in the credits---
(7:32) "I love love you" by Guitar Vader (special thanks to KdogPrime for catching that)
FUN FACTS:
-The game Marcus Fenix and Elliot Salem were playing was Power Stone 2 for the SEGA Dreamcast. Awesome game indeed.
-This video has been delayed so many times; I started recording it on October 15th, and have been working on it on and off ever since.
-A very brief script was made for this video, as it only explained very basic thoughts of the scenes. Some scenes were even made up as I went along.
-All the artwork seen at the end was done by me. Photoshop was used to get that shit in there.
Happy Holidays everyone!
^yes I had to make that big and shiny for the world to attempt and see
Another plotless, cheesy movie coming right at ya.
In this feature film, a salesman (who happens to be a biker) wants to sell his goods to the various citizens of Liberty City to feed his striving family. However, when a mafia boss refuses his offer of his goods, the boss ends up sleeping with the fishes, brought down by the salesman's hand. As the salesman goes about his business, including a random encounter with his clone(s), the mafia hires a hitman to take him out. During this ferocious chain of events, a fellow Liberty City police officer gets involved with the mess, adding insult to injury. Why can't the salesman be such a nice guy? Because he's a badass, you bitch.
-Music Credits-
(note that all tracks from Heavy Rain will not be listed; I have a soundtrack containing no titles for the songs, so there is no point in putting them here)
(2:00) "Our House" - Madness
(2:21) "I'm a Scatman" - Scatman John
(2:22)(credits music) "The Priest and the Matador" - Senses Fail
(2:25) "Sunday Morning" - Maroon 5
(3:09) "Perfidia" - Xavier Cugat & His Orchestra
(4:06)(7:07) "Windowless Building" - Splinter Cell: Conviction OST
(4:36) "Horny Old Man" - Daniel Pemberton
(4:59) "Burly Brawl" - The Matrix Reloaded OST
(6:20)(9:38) "Mona Lisa Overdrive" - The Matrix Reloaded OST
(7:30) "3-D" - I See Stars
(7:33) "Hey Jude" - The Beatles
(7:37) "_µ—¤" - Parking Out
(7:54) "Mall music" - Dead Rising OST
(8:16) "Lonely Heart's Club" - Unknown Artist, but it was from Spongebob
(8:30) "Homer's Theme" - The Simpsons: Hit & Run OST
(9:32) "Haven't Met You Yet (Instrumental)" - Michael Buble
(10:14) "Gematria (The Killing Name)" - Slipknot
(11:11) "Action Suite" - Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb OST
(11:28) "Death Music" - Indiana Jones and the Emperor's Tomb OST
(12:01) "Grace & Glory" - Hideki Naganuma
(13:29) "When You're Smiling" - Louis Prima
(13:50) "Main Theme" - Mafia OST
(14:04) "Negative Space" - Senses Fail
FUN FACTS:
-The introduction's voicework was ripped straight from Mafia. Gotta love that game, brah.
-The game Brucie was playing was Jet Grind Radio for the Sega Dreamcast.
-The song by "Parking Out" is pretty hard to find (it was for me), as it is a very underrated Japanese punk band.
-The scene that took the longest to perfect was when the hitman was following the salesman through the crowd. The reason being is because in multiplayer you cannot walk in the PC version with a keyboard, so it had to be made in singleplayer while I spawned a walking salesman and followed him as the hitman, making the scene as much to my interest as possible.
-DID YOU KNOW = That the salesman is seen at the very end of The Coffee Mugger?
-I could really care less about a plot and common sense in these kinds of films, I just find it fun making action movies.
-The video was going to be rendered in HDR lighting, but due to technical difficulties it had to be rendered as it is, with an added soft blur around the edges of the film.
-If you know what game I was inspired by to make the tiny "8 years later" part, then you are considered "cool".
-Notice how in some parts of the movie, objects tend to "flicker". Isn't that neat?
-And no, I couldn't fit in a bonus scene this time. Too bad.
notis hao we didunt put eny effurt into dis lullulul
also notis dat sum of teh voises r out uf sync XDDDD!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111balls
*Yes, I'm well aware of the glitch during the bumper cars scene. I'm too much of a lazy ass to fix it, with enough trial and error for me to ragequit. So deal with it, bitches.
Aperture Corporation has won an election over the Combine forces in City 17. In order to expand their business to a larger scale, they chose to take over different sections of the city, evacuating all citizens of the section to build their headquarters. All citizens who resist shall be either apprehended or killed.
Jacknife seeks revenge on this corporation. He saw his wife get brutally beaten and arrested by a secret agency under the Aperture Corporation because she resisted to evacuate with all the others. It is now his mission, his life, and his goal, to save his wife under the clutches of Aperture, and put an end to the one who's responsible for all of this.
Part action, part free running, part thriller, comes a unique storytelling adventure told without any real dialogue.
~Some minor notes~
- Jacknife is a character based off the looks and name of a character from the game Mirror's Edge.
- The effects seen when Jacknife was brushing alongside the wall in the introduction was made by a good friend of mine, Deremixproductions. He used Adobe After Effects to achieve this unique effect.
- Most of the running is complete player control. Only rarely I used NPC's.
- The shaky cam effect was achieved with SharpYe, an addon for Garry's Mod.
- I am well aware of the small visual glitches that may be hard to spot at first. But if you do see any, just be aware that I know of it, so you don't need to point it out. And if you're wondering why I didn't correct those mistakes, it's because I'm lazy.
- The monochrome effect in the introduction represents conformity in this film. In the beginning, we see Jacknife sitting on a bench, and he is the only object that is color, hinting at why he did not evacuate the area like the other citizens, because he believes that the only means of saving his wife is to break the laws of the Aperture Corporation.
I was going to put an FAQ here, but Youtube won't allow me to put my long, descriptive answers. fffffff
But now it's finally here, and it was well worth the time and effort that I have incorporated into this film. I hope you all enjoy this production!
Starring Dr. Kenneth Nosewater (whoever gets the reference wins a cookie), the constantly voice-changing protagonist who looks like a homosexual version of Roman, and the Coffee Mugger, some random kid from Jersey thinking he's all cool and shiz.
*Note that some of the clips such as the elevator arrow pointing and the bonus scene are NOT in widescreen, chill out bro, this is my first time using HD widescreen for a mediocre film. Enjoy, unsub, etc.
Yes, the person at the bonus scene represents all who follow his word. This is my remastered version of that. Which is outright disgusting.
Here is the third episode of the high school humor series entitled "Elliot Goes to School". In this episode, Elliot and the gang go on a field trip to a Team Fortress 2 museum. Brandon, of course, causes more havoc. And Bill Clinton still smokes doobies. Enjoy.
Sorry I couldn't fit the credits in the video, was running a tight schedule with Youtube's video length limit, as I also couldn't fit in very tiny scenes that were in the full production. They were useless, anyway.
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*Note that all untitled songs are either from random soundtracks found on the internet or recorded from the sources myself*
~Music~
(0:00) - "Sink into Me" by Taking Back Sunday
(0:25) and (8:12) - Untitled Song from South Park: the Game
(0:36) and (0:42) - "Break-up Song" by The Bouncing Souls
(1:10) - "Merry as a Grig" by Van Phillips
(1:39) - "Workaday World" by Jack Beaver
(2:54) - "Screw on the Loose" by Tony Lowry
(3:19) - "Drive Faster" by Alexandre Azaria (Transporter 3 Soundtrack)
(3:23) - "Dra Spring" from Go! Go! Hypergrind Soundtrack
(3:33) - "Gay Activity" by Clive Richardson
(4:36) - "Mists of Illusion" by Gilbert Vinter
(4:40) - "You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles)" by Hot Chocolate
(4:59) - "Folli the Foal" by Andrew Fenner
(6:07) - "Here I am" by The Explosion
(6:20) - Untitled Song from Postal 2 Soundtrack
(7:39) - "Chacarron Macarron" by El Mudo
(8:32) - Untitled Song from True Crime: New York Soundtrack
(9:06) - "Inferno" by Fredric Bayco
(10:29) - "Boogie Woogie Downtown" by The Bouncing Souls
(10:46) - "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who
~Voice Actors~
-Elliot, Mr. Higglesworth, Mr. Cool, Bill Clinton, Principal: Kitty0706 (me derpaderp)
-Brandon: RunFromTheMinges
-Elmer J. Fapp: ShanerRamone
-Jimbo: Jokertone26
-The Underwear Man: alexjr
-F O L D I N G C H A I R, as himself
-Ms. Person: Text to Speech
-Xavior 3.10: Wes, my awesome bro
-The Postal Dude, as himself
-Dan and Chris: Kinshin
-Francis, as himself
Oh, and thankfully reminded by a friendly flamer:
~Personal Models~
Elliot...........................BennyG
Emo Kid.....................Half-Dead
Chris.........................Half-Dead
Brandon.....................Evil Ash
Deadpool...................soldier n
and other models who belong to their respectful owners.
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(c) 2010
A music video for the song "Every Man Has a Molly" by Say Anything. Those who complain about the extensive emo feelings reflected in this video will be congratulated with a round of applause.
"OMG WUT SUNG WUZ DAT IN TEH VID DERRRPADERP"
Thank my horrible computer RAM for not running the game at its highest.
AND YOU PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE TO NOT TAKE THIS VIDEO SERIOUSLY IN ANY WAY, I SIMPLY WAS JUST HAVING FUN WITH MY COMPUTER GAMES. DON'T BE IGNORANT, SILLY PEOPLE.
*Just a side note, some of the songs listed in the credits are untitled, hence they are from video game and movie soundtracks.
***DAMN IT ALL, I forgot to mention someone in the credits. A HUGE thanks to BennyG for making Elliot's new and improved model. Thanks a lot man!
"ELMER FAP" - Sincerely, Shane.
^ inside joke, don't bother
In this episode, our protagonist escapes from the Combine's clutches within a nearby base. Later, he finally arrives at White Forest, and meets one of the Resistance leaders, Ranger. Ranger introduces the protagonist to the rebels at the base and informs him about a rocket the Resistance are building that will destroy the Combine super portal. After our hero impresses the leader from a small training course, Ranger gives our hero the nickname, Andy. Ranger explains to Andy about that being his father's name, and the night his parents were murdered by an unexplained assassin. Shortly afterwards, the Combine break into White Forest, trying to put an end to the rocket, and most importantly, the Resistance members within the base. Andy and Ranger get separated by a large steel door that closed during the lock-down sequence of the base, and the rest of part 2 is Andy trying to regroup with Ranger. The rocket will launch within a moment's notice, and it's up to Andy and the rest of the Resistance to stop the Combine at all costs.
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Enjoy the second part of the mini first-person action series. Be sure to check back on updates on upcoming videos, as well as the parts following this one!
******All credits will be contained at the end of the series*******
~CREDITS HERE~
*Music* (listed in order of appearance in video)
(some tracks do not have official titles)
-"Heavy Metal Winner" by Consumed
-"Crepe Suzette" by Cyril Watters
-"Like Strange" by Kenny Graham
-"Screw on the Loose" by Tony Lowry
-"Tom Fool" by Van Phillips
-"Inferno" by Fredric Bayco
-"Copter Fight" from the 'Crank' soundtrack
-"Mercs Action Theme" from 'The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena' soundtrack
-"Chariots Of Fire" by Vangelis
-"Finger of Fear" by Pete Rugolo
-F.E.A.R. soundtrack
-Marc Ecko's Getting-Up: Contents Under Pressure soundtrack
-"Chateau" by Rob Dougan
-"Graveyard" by Johnny Pearson
-Mafia soundtrack
-The Darkness soundtrack
-Far Cry: Instincts soundtrack
-Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy soundtrack
-"No Comply" by The Bouncing Souls
-"Red Alert Action Theme" from 'The Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena' soundtrack
-"Escape from the Embassy" from 'The Bourne Conspiracy' soundtrack
-Spiderman 2: The Game sountrack
-"Grinder" from 'Red Alert 3' soundtrack
-The Darkness soundtrack (again)
-Left 4 Dead soundtrack
-"Ji Mo Guan Jue" by Sky Wu
-"On And On (About You)" by Bowling For Soup (very last music piece)
*Resources*
Valve Games
Garry's Mod 10
Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (what the Demoman was watching)
Vegas Movie Studio Platinum 9.0
Fraps
and some other crap
(C)2010 Kitty0706 and F O L D I N G C H A I R (he removed the /win from his name, fyi)
In this episode, we see the protagonist refusing to obey an officer's orders, and resists the arrest of in-pursuit Combine guards. He stumbles into an abandoned building and right before a group of officers apprehends him, two Resistance members come to his rescue. The members lead the protagonist to an underground hideout, where one of many sections of the Resistance team hide down in. Our protagonist is informed about the situation reguarding leaving the city via the trainstation, and find White Forest outside of City 17, which is a Resistance base that contains the needs to destroy and put an end to the Combine once and for all.
This is a fight for freedom. This is a war for independence.
This is The Uprising.
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Enjoy the first part of the mini first-person action series. Be sure to check back on updates on upcoming videos, as well as the parts following this one!
******All credits will be contained at the end of the series*******
...Except the Gman scene, it took me a bloody hour to make his mouth move corresponding to Duke Nukem's voice, as I had to edit the whole outro scene from Half-Life 2.
Thanks F O L D I N G C H A I R/win for the ideas.
MMMMMMM BROTHER
Ever see that video "suicidemouse.avi" before? (WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWPbnwsIeE&feature=related ) You know, the one "supposedly" made by Walt Disney back in the 1930's. There's a story behind it that involved a man killing himself after watching the video. Sounds very believable. But it's really a video made by someone and tried to scare people with it, along with a few others, like "Candle Cove" and other crap. I recently saw the video and barely found it actually SCARY. (probably my odd sense of humor) And I realized how many people were totally bugging out after they watched it, so I decided to make fun of the video. However it's called a "SURVIVAL GUIDE", but LOL, more like a parody on it. Enjoy people.
FIRST VIDEO OF THE NEW YEAR, WOOT.
In this episode of the adventures of Elliot, there's a pep rally going on in his High School, and he and a few other friends want to skip it. Will they skip the pep rally, or will they be caught? Watch and find out!
***Wanna give a shout out to everyone stated in the credits. If it wasn't for you guys, this video wouldn't be as good as it'd be without you. Nice job everyone!
Merry Christmas, again, and I hope everyone gets what they wanted! :3