Project: Rant - RANT 069: To The Guy Who Farted In Queen Soopers ProjectRANT 2010-04-15 | This is why they say you should wash your produce folks. Actor: Hilah Johnson. http://www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors.
RANT 150: Snubbed Actor ProjectRANT 2011-11-03 | http://projectrant.comThis marks the first time an author of the rant actually appears on the show. Enjoy!Actor: Kelli BlandAuthor/Actor: Courtney Salinas
RANT 149: Ill Wait For YOU! ProjectRANT 2011-10-27 | http://projectrant.comThis waitress has a tip for you geezers: Stop being such cheap bastards.Actor: Beth Puorro
RANT 148: Get Out of the Bathroom! ProjectRANT 2011-10-20 | http://projectrant.comThis is what kitchen sinks were made for. Ok, we even grossed ourselves out with that one.Actor: Kacey SamieeDirector: Shiraz Jafri
RANT 147: Subway Lettuce Rules ProjectRANT 2011-10-13 | http://projectrant.com If you use lettuce as a filler, this guy will become a killer. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
Project: Rant - RANT 146: Stink Eye Girlfriend ProjectRANT 2011-10-06 | http://projectrant.comOnly witches should give the evil eye. You're not a witch, but you rhyme with one, so give it up. Actor: T. Lynn MikeskaDirector: Rafael Ruiz
Project: Rant - RANT 145: Texting ProjectRANT 2011-09-29 | http://projectrant.comTexting while dining is a serial problem. Actors: Kacey Samiee and Robert LambertDirector: Shiarz Jafri
Project: Rant - RANT 144: Gaseous Bastard ProjectRANT 2011-09-22 | http://projectrant.comThank god they banned smoking in the gym... or we'd all be dead. Actor: Aaron Alexander
Project: Rant - RANT 143: Bully ProjectRANT 2011-09-15 | http://projectrant.comIf you're a bully, we have a suggestion for you. Stay away from this ranter. Actor: Jennymarie JemisonDirector: Rafael Ruiz
Project: Rant - RANT 142: Attention Moviegoers ProjectRANT 2011-09-08 | http://projectrant.comThis lady digs flix, but if you don't shut-up she's gonna hit you with a stick. Actor: Hilah Johnson
Project: Rant - RANT 141: I Was Naked! ProjectRANT 2011-09-01 | http://projectrant.comPost coital follicle criticisms are not cool. Actor: T. Lynn MikeskaDirected by: Rafael Ruiz
Project: Rant - RANT 140: Dear Fat Guy That Tells Me To Quit Smoking ProjectRANT 2011-08-25 | http://projectrant.comI'll get cancer, you'll have a heart attack. Hey, we all lose, so leave me alone!Kids, seriously don't smoke hamburgers. It's bad for you.Actor: Kim Adams
Project: Rant - RANT 139: Condom Thief ProjectRANT 2011-08-18 | http://projectrant.comThis guy is exploding because someone snagged his protection. Actor: Gopal Bidari Directed by: Gopal Bidari
Project: Rant - RANT 138: Emails, Clean Them Up! ProjectRANT 2011-08-11 | http://projectrant.comIf you hit forward and then send, this rant is for you!Actor: Jolyn Janis
Project: Rant - RANT 137: TMI ProjectRANT 2011-08-04 | http://projectrant.comWe wrote a better description, but it was too long. Actor: Michelle Keffer
Project: Rant - RANT 136: Plant Thief ProjectRANT 2011-07-28 | http://projectrant.comNo. Not that kind of stolen plant. Pothead. Actor: Aimee Thomas
Project: Rant - RANT 135: Childproof Locks ProjectRANT 2011-07-21 | http://projectrant.comTo watch this rant you have to hold down the play button and twist slowly. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
Project: Rant - RANT 134: Picky People At The Bakery ProjectRANT 2011-07-14 | http://projectrant.comActor: Jolyn Janis
Project: Rant - RANT 133: Bagel Molester ProjectRANT 2011-07-07 | http://projectrant.comWe had a great joke about a bagel, but there was a hole in it. Actor: Michelle Keffer
Project: Rant - RANT 132: Drama Kids ProjectRANT 2011-06-30 | http://projectrant.comIf you interrupt the prof reading a sonnet, I'll put a bullet in your bonnet.Actor: Rob Rowland
Project: Rant - RANT 131: The Dog Parents ProjectRANT 2011-06-23 | http://projectrant.com This lady would have been happier being raised by wolves. Actor: Aimee Thomas
Project: Rant - RANT 130: Dear Jerk Who Comes to the Movies ProjectRANT 2011-06-16 | http://projectrant.com If you're buying food at a movie theater it should go into your mouth not onto the floor! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.
Project: Rant - RANT 129: Jackbooted Lard Ass ProjectRANT 2011-06-09 | http://projectrant.com If you ever have lived on the bottom floor of an apartment complex, this rant is for you. Actor: Joe Hartman
Project: Rant - RANT 128: F@*!ing Elevators! ProjectRANT 2011-06-02 | http://projectrant.com Anger level? Going up! Call 512.850.6239 and leave your rant after the beep.
Project: Rant - RANT 127: The GPS and My Wife ProjectRANT 2011-05-26 | http://projectrant.com Arriving at divorce in point five miles. Actor: Michael Ferstenfeld
Project: Rant - RANT 126: Bad Fortune Cookie Fortunes ProjectRANT 2011-05-19 | http://projectrant.com 42-12-7-22-33-3 in bed. Whoops sorry. Read the wrong side there. Actor: Ben Wolfe
Project: Rant - RANT 125: Ugly Uggs ProjectRANT 2011-05-12 | http://projectrant.comHere's a fashion rule we can all agree on. Actor: Libby Dees
Project: Rant - RANT 124: The Hardcore Fan Can Suck It! ProjectRANT 2011-05-05 | http://projectrant.comYeah, we started making web-shows way before it was cool to, you know. Actor: Wayne Alan Brenner
Project: Rant - RANT 123: Dear Impatient Patient ProjectRANT 2011-04-28 | http://projectrant.com This rant comes with a $25 co-pay. Actor: David F. Jones Director: Rafael Ruiz
Project: Rant - RANT 122: Dear Stoners ProjectRANT 2011-04-21 | http://projectrant.com Sorry for publishing this on 4/21. We're just chronically late.Actor: Michelle Keffer
Project: Rant - RANT 121: Get Your Stuff Off My Lawn ProjectRANT 2011-04-14 | http://projectrant.com No really, what's a treelawn? Actor: Jen Brown
Project: Rant - RANT 120: Open Mouth Chewing Cube Mate ProjectRANT 2011-04-09 | You have an eating disorder. The correct order is to put food in your mouth and then close it. Actor: Jennymarie Jemison
Mail Bag 003: The Show Is Canceled (APRIL FOOLS JOKE) ProjectRANT 2011-04-01 | Thanks folks, but we quit. Actor: Cliff Wildman
Project: RANT YouTube NextUp Contest Entry ProjectRANT 2011-04-01 | http://www.youtube.com/creators?x=nextup_y-W0Mh3lPug VOTE FOR US! CLICK THIS LINK AND THUMB UP THIS VID! Our NextUp contest entry video. Actor: Mark Stewart.
Project: Rant - RANT 119: Invisible Golf Club Swingers ProjectRANT 2011-03-31 | http://projectrant.com ; What's you're invisible golf handicap? Actor: Chris LovelessRANT:INVISIBLE GOLF CLUB SWINGERSDude. Seriously. What's up with your invisible golf club swing? Just how many yards did you smack that imaginary ball? Did you use a one iron? Or what that a pitching wedge? I couldn't tell... why? Because it's a god-damn invisible golf club you ass-hat. How can you even tell if it was a good shot? Just watching you leads me to believe that you're not even very good at golf.. yet, ironically, you're IQ would make one hell of a golf score!And might I add, you're indoors... standing in the middle of the aisle... right outside my cube. This is not the driving range. It's an office. Where people work. So quit practicing your grip, forget bending your knees, or keeping your head down, and e-mail me that damn spreadsheet I've been waiting on. Bitch.
Project: Rant - RANT 118: Dear Father Of Mine ProjectRANT 2011-03-24 | http://projectrant.com A son's discourse to his father who is keeping him from having intercourse. ;
Project: Rant - RANT 117: Over Tan People ProjectRANT 2011-03-17 | http://projectrant.com This rant goes out to all the fake n' bake folks out there. Actor: Libby Dees So, I get thats its important to get your vitamin D and all, but it is necessary to tan to the point of looking like and oompa loompa?And then must your show off this tan to the whole damn world by wearing short shorts and tank tops at the sign of any sun. By doing which you make anyone not orange look albino. Heads up- we live in WASHINGTON. They based a movie about vampires here. Thats how f#&%ing pale we are. So please, just say no to the tanning and go back to a recognizable skin color.
Project: Rant - RANT 116: Duck Face ProjectRANT 2011-03-10 | projectrant.com This guy is going to smack the quack out of you if he sees a pic of you with a duck face again! Actor: Joe Hartman Read the rant here: http://projectrant.com/?p=3445
Mail Bag 002: Credit Your Cast and Crew! ProjectRANT 2011-03-04 | projectrant.com This letter to Project: Rant focuses on our lack of crediting the talent in the show.
Project: Rant - RANT 115: Lactose Intolerance ProjectRANT 2011-03-03 | projectrant.com We have zero tolerance for lactose. Down with milk! Actor: Scot Friedman
Project: Rant - RANT 114: No More 3D! ProjectRANT 2011-02-24 | projectrant.com - Put on your red/blue glasses and get ready for an immersive rant! This guy wants his movies to be like Kansas - flat and affordable Actor: Ben Wolfe
Project: Rant - RANT 113: I Hate Everyone ProjectRANT 2011-02-17 | projectrant.com He forgot his parents. Oh wait, nevermind. Actor: Pete Asplund Directed by Rafael Ruiz
Project: Rant - RANT 112: Pretentious Hobos ProjectRANT 2011-02-10 | www.projectrant.com Q: How man hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Dude, the light bulb was way cooler before it changed. Actor: Mark Stewart
Mail Bag 001 ProjectRANT 2011-02-04 | So many angry emails about our crappy website. Well, bitch no more ranters and go to projectrant.com and find something new ;to vent about.
Project: Rant - RANT 111: Dear Crafters ProjectRANT 2011-02-02 | projectrant.com She's not crafty, but she's still your type. ; Actor: Hilah Johnson
Project: Rant - RANT 110: To My Waitress ProjectRANT 2011-01-27 | projectrant.com Finally, someone get's mad about people being nice. Actress: Ellie McBride
Project: Rant - RANT 109: I Want Chicken Nuggets ProjectRANT 2011-01-20 | www.projectrant.comWhat is an animal advocate doing in a McDonalds anyways?Actor: Robert Lambert
Project: Rant - RANT 108: Television Ads ProjectRANT 2011-01-13 | www.projectrant.comYour regular program will return right after this RAAAAAAANNNNNT!Actor: Ben Wolfe
Project: Rant - RANT 107: Erectile Dysfunction Spokeswoman ProjectRANT 2011-01-06 | www.projectrant.comThis lady thought long and hard about this rant!Actor: Kelli Bland
Project: Rant - RANT 106: No, I Dont Know Where The Strip Club Is ProjectRANT 2010-12-30 | www.projectrant.com A hotel clerk dresses down a guest for going on a naked quest. Actor: MIchelle Keffer
Project: Rant - RANT 105: Attention Shoppers ProjectRANT 2010-12-23 | www.projectrant.comAisle blockers make this man want to check out. Actor: Shannon McCormick
