Jumping Smile - Tokimeki Memorial Sound Collection Frankfurtkaiser 2024-10-17 | Jumping Smile - Tokimeki Memorial Sound Collection
Youtube Poop: The AVGN plays a billion games then shits in public Frankfurtkaiser 2024-01-23 | Frankfurt, why are you uploading a youtube poop now? It's not April.Oh well, sometimes you feel like making a youtube poop, or if you want to say it another way you could say you have to take a poop from time to time. I think this might be the best one in this channel yet (I know I said the last one couldn't be surpassed, I'm surprised too), I'm really happy with how it came out and I hope you enjoy this brand new video.Happy (extremely) early April Fool's.
Fin - Dual Phase ~ Soukakurou (Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | It plays briefly in one of the bad endings, but it plays mainly in the good one.The true ending, the good ending, or however you want to call it. It's a bittersweet end, but it's the best of the three there are. The music, as well as the scene itself, are pretty calming. It's a fitting end to the story, what little there may be.Now is this visual novel worth it? I don't know, I'm not the hentai expert, I only uploaded the music.
Scene 5 - Dual Phase ~ Soukakurou (Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | This is the scene where the game really earns its title. They take full advantage of cartoon anatomy. Any normal person would be dead, even some normal cartoons would die, but the Asous aren't normal.In case you need more context, imagine getting an arm up your ass...and now imagine a second one too. That must hurt, and this is the likely the biggest reason why people hate on this visual novel but are too busy too explain. In the story's defense, though, Kanami may not seem to get any lasting damage to her body but still is in huge pain through the scene.The biggest shame is that this is Nozomi's last scene as protagonist, I would have liked to see what went through her mind in the good ending.
Scene 4 - Dual Phase ~ Soukakurou (Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | To be more precise, this is the second tune that plays in the fourth scene. The first one is the one featured in the first scene. This isn't the only tune used in multiple scenes, but I decided to name them based on the first time were they play. I think it's fair, isn't it?
Scene 3 - Dual Phase ~ (Soukakurou Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | Nozomi Asou is not a professional doctor. Don't do what she does, bad things could happen if you do.You can hear what sounds like drops of water falling down, but it's part of the soundtrack. There are some sound effects that play even if you have sound effects disabled, but I'm convinced that one isn't one of them. The drop is just a beat to add tension.
Scene 2 - Dual Phase ~ (Soukakurou Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | Remember to keep clean. Good hygiene is good health. And if you can stay clean together you can come clean with each other and...uuh...Anyone got another good pun related to showers?
Scene 1 - Dual Phase ~ Soukakurou (Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | This music sounds so happy. And the scene is, from a certain point of view. It's kind of strange accompanying the scene, but at the same time it's actually fitting. Y'know what I mean.?Anyways, certainly nothing odd will happen to the Asous in future chapters. Right?
Title Screen - Dual Phase ~ Soukakurou (Anal mo Vagina mo Hirogacchaimashita) Frankfurtkaiser 2023-09-01 | You thought this channel was done uploading music? You were right, then.Things have changed again, though. This channel uploads sometimes, and this particular time we're uploading the entire soundtrack of an adult visual novel. I'm not givig any hint to what it's about in this description, but the title's a big one even if you don't speak japanese.If this title screen music sounds ominous, that's probably the intention given some of the things that happen in the story.
EVO: The theory of evolution - Evolution short story: Newt Frankfurtkaiser 2023-07-27 | You become very smart, but apparently nobody gives a damn about it. Being a newt isn't that cool.
TORRENTE QUE HOSTIAS PASA - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | TORRENTE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS. That's the title, and a werid but funny one. The music itself on the other hand isn't funny, it gets pretty tense at times even. It fits the first stage pretty well (on the other hand it might go unnoticed due to all the noise and Torrente commenting on everything).
TORRENTE PERSECUTION - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | That electric guitar stands out for some reason. I like the sound it makes, although I feel this track doesn't stand out that much among the rest of the OST for me. Not that it's a bad song.
TORRENTE JUNGLE - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | Imagine if they replaced all the bad guys with gorillas and chimpanzees wielding guns for one stage. The game would have been a revolution, or atleast it would have gotten a laugh out of me.Around 1:40, this track also uses the melody of Apatrullando la ciudad. It really gives this music a sort of decisive feeling, like you're facing a challenge and its the moment of truth. I truly impressed by how much I ended up liking the music in this game.
TORRENTE GROOVE - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | It's the first in a series of Torrente-based music videogames, followed by TORRENTE JAM, TORRENTE BOP, and TORRENTE ROCK & ROLL ft UN YOUTUBER POPULAR.To be honest, with a title like that I expected something less frantic, but I'm not complaining about the music. I like how it uses Apatrullando la ciudad's melody around 2 minutes in.
TORRENTE EN UN TREN - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | Torrente in a train.After the success of Snakes on a Plane, the developers were inspired to make something similar. But by accident they watched that awful movie that plagiarized it by putting the snakes in a much less exciting vehicle. The end result was Torrente in a train. What a great story (too bad I just made it up)!
RYTHMN - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | Y como no tengo nada que decir esta vez, voy a poner la descripcion de este video en español. ¿Si hiciesen un spin-off de Torrente lo llamarian Caudal? Si alguien en España lee esto, que pregunte al ministerio o en la version española de Hollywood.
OPERATION T - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | I should make a disclaimer that Mr. T does not appear in this game. The title most likely refers to Torrente (I'm sure you didn't guess, it took all of my brain power to figure it out).Now, if Mr. T did appear in this game, it only would make sense to have him as B.A. Barracus, right?
MUERTE TORRENTE - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | Music that plays on loop when you die. You'll probably go patrol the streets of heaven...or hell, most likely hell.I felt like maybe making it 3 minutes long was a bit too much, but it still is my standard minimum length so I went with it anyways.
MISION TORRENTE - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-20 | Synths like we were in the 80s, and a dark mood that picks up the pace around a minute in. Watch out for that increase in volume! This is the kind of music you could hear if you were a spy infiltrating the lair of a super villain, but even without one Madrid has it very bad in this game with the streets so filled with criminals (over half the citizens on foot are violent maniacs determined to kill Torrente), you'd think it was Arkham City.
FALLAR FASE - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-19 | This is the music that plays when you fail a mission, which is not the same one as when you die. Luckily, the game is generous with checkpoints (but it gets pretty cheap at points).Imagine seeing a building blow up with your friend in it and your reaction is simply to turn to the camera and stomp your foot in frustation. Then again, I might do the same if I were in his situation, I haven't been there to tell.
DESTROYER - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-19 | Torrente gets electronic. This music is nice, or as they would say in Marsella, cojonuda.There's really not much else to say about this one because I didn't even hear it in game.
CONEXION TORRENTE - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-19 | Cool and calm like James Bond, but that's the closest you'll get to 007 with a man like Torrente. You'll hear this for the first time while trying to disable a bomb by shooting it. Do cops in Spain defuse bombs by shooting at them with a sniper rifle? I don't think so, but maybe it's some strange custom I don't know about.Whatever the answer, this music is too calm for such a tense situation, but you do need to stay calm in moments like this...and the music is nice so I have no complaints.
AMBIENTE CENTRO COMERCIAL - Torrente: el juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-19 | Yes, this is music. It's in the music folder of the game, so by the game's definition it's music and not background sound. This is ambiance for a shopping mall, because there are malls in Spain like in many other countries, this videogame has done a lot of research to make the most realistic depiction of its home country possible and it shows.It's been some time since I uploaded music fit for shopping. Okay, that wasn't me, but also it was me. ¿Que carajo estoy hablando?
LATIN FUSION - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-19 | The title screen is certainly groovy, and the illustrations are nice too. For a movie game, this is a very charming way to start the actual game. Too bad that the cursor is replaced with a buzzing fly that's loud as hell (though you can use right click to splat it).The soundtrack of this game surprised me, and I mean that in a positive way.
apatrullando loop corto - Torrente: El juego Frankfurtkaiser 2020-10-19 | Torrente is a series of spanish movies about the sleaziest, crudest anti-hero that has fought against crime in spanish cinema (he's also called Torrente like the movie. It's one of those movies named after the protagonist). From what I know about Spain and a quick visit to Wikipedia, his movies did very well. Succesful movies tend to get videogames, and so Spain got this third person shooter featuring the man himself and an online mode that I can't try because there are no servers. You may have noticed the title screen in the video is for the online mode, that is because the game doesn't allow me to take a screencap and this was the best I could find on the internet.The game has a launcher to choose between single player and multiplayer, which loops this short fragment of Apatrullando la Ciudad by El Fary, a song that was used as the character's theme song. I hope you like this loop because it plays every time you complete an objective while Torrente dances like he was the spanish Crash Bandicoot. The melody of the song is also used a few times in the soundtrack.By the way, this is the only song that doesn't have its title in all caps.
Heavys bad day (Remake) Frankfurtkaiser 2020-08-23 | Another old video tha I cannot find any longer, I think it's really gone.My memory isn't perfect, but I tried to create something that's as similar to the original as possible. The things I'm the least sure about are the numbers the administrator says, the title screen and the sound the medic does when he runs away. I know for sure I got the wrong sound for medic, but the administrator's number is harder to know. I can only remember it was something from a song, and as it happens there are a lot of songs with numbers.Honestly, I hate finding out all these old videos have vanished without a trace. Does that video with two heavies screaming and crashing against eachother causing a nuclear explosion in gm_construct still exist? Can't even remember the title, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's gone for good.What I'm trying to say is that I'm an old fart.
Borderlands 2 español - Frases de los Estibadores Frankfurtkaiser 2020-08-13 | Los estibadores son los enemigos más comunes de Hyperion. Son muy variados y enfrentarse a ellos es bastante divertido. Si te gusta despezadar enemigos, ellos son lo que buscas.Su voz española no suena tan intimidante como la inglesa, incluso suena menos seria. Los gritos de daño crítico sin embargo estan muy bien.The loaders are the most common Hyperion enemies. They are very varied and fighting them is quite fun. If you like dismembering enemies, they're what you're looking for.Their spanish voice doesn't sound as intimidating as the english one, it even sounds less serious. The critical damage screams however are very well done.
Borderlands 2 español - Frases de la tienda de Hyperion (No usadas) Frankfurtkaiser 2020-07-21 | Las armas de Hyperion son de alta calidad. Son bonitas, hacen daño y son precisas. Además si te gusta el color amarillo tienes muchas armas para elegir.En caso de que no sepas de que va esto, Borderlands 2 tiene archivos de audio sin usar de tiendas para cada marca. Es posible que fuese a haber una tienda particular para cada marca, pero al final se descartó. La tienda de Hyperion iba a ser muy especial, porque tendría al bueno de Jack hablándote, y luego al morir sería sustituido por otra voz.Estas son bastante graciosas, una pena que no las usasen.Hyperion weapons are high quality. They're pretty, they hurt and they're accurate. Also if you like the color yellow you have many weapons to choose.In case you don't know what this is about, Borderlands 2 has unused shop sound files for each brand. It's likely there was going to be a particular shop for each brand, but in the end it got discarded. The Hyperion shop was going to be very special, because it would have good ol' Jack speaking to you, and then after dying he'd be replaced by another voice.These are pretty funny, a shame they were unused.
Borderlands 2 español - Frases de la tienda de Vladof (No usadas) Frankfurtkaiser 2020-07-03 | En caso de que no sepas de que va esto, parece que había planes para máquinas expendedoras para cada marca, pero lo descartaron (aunque al final implementaron en el DLC del Sr Torgue, pero solo para su marca). Dejaron el audio de todas las marcas en los archivos, sin embargo.Vladof es la marca del revolucionario, sus armas disparan mucho y muy rápido, y si usas una junto al bug de Axton super rapido y te lo vas a pasar muy bien. In case you don't know what this is about, it looks like there were plans for vending machines for each brand, but they discarded it (although in the end they implemented it in Mr Torgue's DLC, but only for his brand). They left the audio for all the brands in the files, however.Vladof is the brand of the revolutionary, their guns shoot a lot and very fast, and if you use one along with the super fast Axtong bug you're going to have a lot of fun.
The AVGN doesnt plan an elaborate april fools prank with Jimmy Page Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-02 | This is it. What all this day has been building up to in the channel.This is the last one, one for each member of Led Zeppelin, ending with the founder himself. I hadn't originally planned for it to be like this. At first it was only one ytp as a prank, but then I made another, and another, and now a fourth one.I don't think I can top this, and this channel seems to be getting less content each year. I think I should call this the ending to the April Fool's stuff. The channel will keep getting uploads, probably, but the tradition of April poops has reached an ending.Thank you all for your time and I hope you had a happy April 1st.
School Days the squeakquel of the sequel of the nickel Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-02 | Have you ever wondered what School Days is up to nowadays? Well of course the answer is nothing, because it's a Visual Novel. It's not really alive and it has no free will.Aah, School Days, what can I say about this game and related ones? I uploaded some of the music to School Days HQ, and in the process I had to sit through a story with many branches that looks like the map to a subway line and lot of looping sex.School Days had already things like rape and adultery, and sequels would add more rape and douchebaggery from all of the cast, I don't regret uploading the music, nor do I regret playing the game itself or sitting through the porn in hindsight. It was fun, though those looping sex scenes got tiring and very wild (not as wilde as this party, though).But now, now is not the time to think of sex, let's focus on the good aspects and party hard!The song is Ding Dong Song by Günther.
Meet the Scout except the scout is busy so you dont meet him Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-02 | The director migh want to try interviewing the BLU scout instead, cause this dude's allergic to the camera or something.
SAXXY UNBOXING Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-02 | ALL HAIL SAXTON HALE.THE SAXXY SHALL REIGN OVER THE WEAK AND STRONG.
Killing Floor PATriarch beta voice Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | I managed to find and buy and old build of Killing Floor which had some interesting differences, among them the Patriarch (or PATriarch as it was spelled there) had completely different voice and less lines. This are all the ones he had in the build, who knows if there's another beta build with more lines.I hope I can get my hands on that old build of Killing Floor 2, I'd love to upload the lines of Squans Voltacles
I need to make an announcement about tomatoes Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | Please, if I may have a moment of your day to give you this important message.
Streets of Rage the Bridge Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | This is stupid.Bridges aren't streets, the title is confusing and that makes me angry!
health vial on health vial Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | Billy Cobham - Le Lishttp://corndogoncorndog.com
Hazardous Environments Half Life 2 Vinyl Soundtrack Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | As a fan of Vynil quality music, I'm happy that Valve finally released a Vinyl for the soundtrack of one of the best First Person Shooters ever. I won't upload everything, because Osamu Sato and Toby Fox also called Gabe Newell, and he took action by breaking the Vynil I had bought with my special savings. All I had time to record was this one track, the Valve theme in all it's glorious high quality of sound, as composed by Barney Gumble.
Popolron Mayaron Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | Did you know this channel was owned by a different person once? The account as a whole is sort of a shared identity, and the Youtube channel was passed to me when the original owner left. This previous owner would probably tell you his Maya name was El Chombo, but after finishing the mystical journey that is Popol Maya he was taken by a secret ancient society and I never saw him again.
Tong Nou memes I can show to my reincarnated parents after losing my soul Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | You can subscribe for more memes, so smash that subscribe button if you want to get cool Tong Nou memes straight to your inbox.Also leave a comment and click on the bell if you think the video needs more earrape...or something, I don't know how half of this website works.
Tragic betrayal of the water bottle Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | Wow, Johnny really is a piece of shit doing that to his best friend. Makes you think, he's no better than Mark after all.
Like Marge becomes a robot Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.We'll never stop The Simpsons.Have no fear.
All records taken off Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | I think Joel's pissed because everyone confuses his scene with Nile's parody in The nanny.
Ha, birds! Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | This was meant to be a video of a slow first person walk through a TF2 map, ending with a headless G-man on a boat and giant crows in the background, but the video malfunctioned or something and I couldn't render it, so I had to come up with a quick and lazy solution. I made a screencap of a point in the video and I called it a day.
But its funny to me Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | Truer words have never been spoken by a gentleman, and as I can attest by personal experience, shall never be spoken in the future. This man, this artist, this legend, Tupac Shakur has always been known for his straight to the point style of rapping. What is rap? Well isn't rap the truest fashion of poetry? It does not speak of the feelings and thoughts of high standard artists, but of the people of the streets, of their battle against adversity, and about (as the dictionary puts it) getting laid and doing drugs, and that is without mentioning the acquisition of money.In such essence, Rap is a medium for truth, and in that regard Tupac was as close to a king as a man can be without a crown (for Notorius B.I.G. is the one rapper with a crown and thus the highest in the hierarchy). In five words he conveys a feeling, a thought, an idea express not only by the common citizen, but by humans of all types of standings.Have you never felt that something amuses you, yet everyone you meet can only express disdain towards it? And despite all they say, all the insults, all the slander, all the humilliating words they use to describe it, you can't help but find that something particularly funny? This is what Tupac expresses in this one second of video.Rest in peace man, I can't vouch for you as a person because I never met you, but your rapping was good.
Megalovania but its a good song Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | In other words nothing's changed about it.Yeah, I bet this joke was already made, but it bears repeating, cause Megalovania is a good song and it doesn't deserve being treated like people never liked it just because it got turned into some odd pseudo-ironic meme.
Deltarune new name easter egg Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | Can you believe all this time and datamining didn't manage to uncover this little secret? I'm not sure if every version of the game has it, maybe it was added in a stealth update.I will continue my investigation on Deltarune secrets, but this might be my last message. I recently got a call from Toby Fox, he was with Osamu Sato in a camper van based on the background sound, he told me they were observing me as a I was in my house, and if I ever dared reveal more things about any of their games, they would go right there and kill me for real.Stay safe.
All the fucking Garfield in fucking Garfield Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | All first fufcking 100 of them, at the fucking least. Please, feel fucking free to curse as fucking much as you fucking want in the fucking comments, we wouldn't fucking want to have the fucking related section full of creepy fucking videos, but be fucking civil and don't fucking insult others.Thank you very fuck.
Experience real death in first person Frankfurtkaiser 2020-04-01 | The title says it all, really.What did you expect, the Skyrim opening?
