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[KARAOKE] Seagulls! (Stop It Now!) — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
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00:06 — Bella wants more food
00:19 — The wedding
00:46 — The reception
00:59 — A tender moment between Bella and Jacob
01:25 — Sensuality
01:36 — A riddle
01:56 — A consummation
02:13 — Jacob speculates
02:40 — Jacob introspects
02:47 — Bella wants to play
03:13 — Jacob's friends
03:34 — A confrontation
04:01 — Edward finds out
04:18 — Outro
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00:06 — Gale has a confession
00:19 — Katniss is startled upon awakening
00:24 — Katniss is excited
00:46 — Peeta worries about an atypical cat
01:07 — Katniss knows what she’s doing
01:22 — President Coin poses a riddle
01:39 — Katniss sings to Peeta
01:55 — Haymitch has new clothes
02:19 — Katniss performs her new song
02:40 — Katniss has trouble sleeping
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00:00 – Intro
00:10 — Chill, baby goose
00:19 — Anybody smell mold?
00:47 — This thing's gonna be awesome
01:04 — Arrival at the home of Mr. Thicke
01:24 — Did y'all bring me some fruit?
01:31 — Too much cola
01:39 — It's a tree squirrel!
01:55 — The unfortunate arm incident
02:13 — Stiff little French fry
02:24 — Was that a hair cup?
02:29 — You'll do singing for me?
02:45 — We need some kind of weapon
02:56 — Burgers and Fingers
03:02 — The guy's gonna kill us now
03:29 — It's time for a show
04:00 — You nervous?
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00:00 Intro
00:10 Elven Bodyglove
03:09 Outro / Reprise
LYRICS:
Cupid bacon
Cool new cuisine
Two little mama bears eating beans
Cupid bacon
Diaper stank
You coulda bought my flashlight for quail
Oh chicken skranks
Help our pants are full
We’ve exchanged our life-threatening doll
I sweat an emulsion
It’s how I’m so soft
And I would just stand here for now
But I’ve been dying just to
Wear my new Elven Bodyglove
"I don’t like your hot sauce"
Said the lady in the sauna
She was a slightly-tall Tanya
N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa
Chica got to cha-cha!
Well we’ve taken all the coffins to
Where there’s little light in the way
Combine flower wine and jambalaya whiskey
And I hum a song
Daddy why were you just a childhood deception?
You stole my fake French drumsticks
And my Swedish double-mint truffle drumsticks
And my haunted neurotic children drumsticks
Volevra, and Xavier
And Kevin, Roxanne, Rav, and Jedipha
Cupid bacon
Elias is my frog
I see many feisty leaflets wilt on the wall
A foregone life and foregone brains
I know how to laugh at little bunny’s jolly cage
And yet why’s it so dull in the land of beige?
Does the toast close your throat when there’s no liquid in sight?
I sweat emulsion
That’s how I am so soft
I wouldn’t stick your fingers in a fan blade
You can’t buy a new Elven Bodyglove
"I don’t like your hot sauce"
Said the lady in the sauna
She was a slightly-tall Tanya
N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa
Chica kind of bent my pool cue
N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa
Chica got to cha-cha, no no
La-la-la let me talk
It's candy day!
C-c-c-c-candy
Candy, candy
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"NUTS" LYRICS
You got wig-grade hair
Wizard body building’s gonna kick in
I'll throw my nubs into your erotical skin
Baby, can’t you see that would be nuts?
I heard your parrot’s a dove
If I get cranky it’s like for months
Hey Miss Texas, right now
Are you a spy?
‘Cus like, that would be nuts
I tell you it’d be nuts
Young Jacques and Jean were so freezing
So they looked toward places to go which weren’t as frozen
93 times a year I’m a lumberjack of fear
I saw a hoo-ha in Paris
It was the damnedest thing, too —
Wait, what is that?
Ugh, I guess that would be a nut?
Can you picture nuts coming off if this swing fell down?
Can you?
Can you?
Can you?
MOWMP
MOWMP
They warn you, the stone creatures
You’ve got no power over time
Weep we do, when we see love lost to the tides
We bruised the wings on the imaginable
Our lungs sang guilt songs
(I miss your good night)
I see twin nuts on high
Twin nuts in the sky
Cue one of the dumbest sounds
00:00 Intro
00:10 See that? That's dancing
01:04 What's that in the sky?
01:18 Nuts
03:57 Guess I'm going to find the Peruvian oak
04:13 Stinker pain
04:52 Outro / Reprise
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00:00 Intro
00:10 Why'd you have to spray emotion in my face?
01:00 Peaches Man
01:45 Bet you wish YOU had a turbo estate
02:23 Sweet Fueling
05:33 So which do you like?
05:41 Outro/Peaches Man
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00:00 Intro
00:10 I wanna learn how to make crowds laugh
00:36 Be kind to my unit downstairs
00:48 Sassafras
02:47 Let's go down to my trench
03:31 Rock-Rock Broke Their Bok-Bok
04:21 Comedy Contest
04:54 Outro / Rock-Rock Broke Their Bok-Bok
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0:00 Intro
0:50 Theme
1:29 Pregnant and Unwell
2:59 It's not a man
3:15 Ruffalump/Beans
4:48 I have to talk sort of low
5:29 Pregnant and Unwell / Outro
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LYRICS:
I sleep
I sigh
Break a date
Then I
Meditate
That's a lie
I just sit
Sit and sigh
Look at the cat
Touch it
Inhale
Exhale
Shed a tear
Mend a tear
I just sit
I just stare
But sometimes...
I want to meet you
In Costa Rica
Maybe we'll lay on each other
Pee-pee to pee-pee
You're what heaven drips mmmm
You're my heaven drips
(I can see)
I can see it
(The glow in you)
The glow you have in you
(Roll it up)
Roll it up
('Cause you're what)
You're what heaven drips mmmm
You're my heaven drips mmmm
Your love is on my mind
But I find that most of the time
I just am
My sum
My love
My sin
I get stuck
On the name
In the end
Still the same
But sometimes...
I don't wanna miss you
I wanna meet you
Maybe we could do the sex
Please, please, pretty please
You're what heaven drips mmmm
MMMM You're my heaven drips mmmm
(Missing you)
I need to see you
(I'm coming 'round)
You live on the avenue
(Rolling up)
I'm rolling up
('Cause you're what)
You're what heaven drips mmmm
You're my heaven drips mmmm
Your love is on my mind
But I find that most of the time
Your love is on my mind
But I find that most of the time
I'm doing fine
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LYRICS BELOW:
Yeah, first they fall through the trees
And then you know they pull you down into the leaves
Until you’re dead
They got me trembling, ohhhh
Now I’m pedaling my bike to get away
But I been caught
They lurk around around your bed
You know they lie underneath but
They break into your world every night
Can you see the monster with your skin?
Now it’s prowling about again
Yet it’s hiding outside the light
It’s a spooky thing to see your rug has a bump
Take an axe and bust that spooky stuff all night
I think there’s a lot of zombies where we’ll die
Oh oh oh oh oh it's a monster, run!
Away
Awayy
Ohhhh it’s a monster run away
Away
Awayyyy
Oh oh oh oh oh it’s a monster, run
Yes they know all the grimmer things
Like how to cut your soul out
They wrap around my bod
Oh that was my bones
Now they’re liquid dominoes
A tentacle up my nose
And now get ready for the best part
A zibbadee doobadee day
Who will exit and who will stay?
I wanna text you when I do cry
‘Cus my hand is a crispy chunk
I want a dollar, I’m gonna rip it
Let me tie you up in this crypt
You’re in the darkness
And surrounded by ghosts
I see them and I need to go
I could be a bad guy
Or just a sad guy
I met the evil architect in the night
The dark and prickly tongue
Twin tentacles so long
They can hang your spine on the backyard tree
Next they bite my cheek and then they crawl inside of my brain
Then I catch the pizza boy and he just goes insane
Now you need to run away (run!)
Away (run!)
Away
Ohhhhh it’s a monster run (run!)
Away (run!)
Away
Oh oh oh oh oh it’s a monster, run!
They stand in my road
They line their palms with cheetah coats
They want to steal my soul
I wish I could not hear their weird annoying moaning
You can’t see my lines
I could be singing poppycock
You’ll have to take my word
And just trust me that I’m not
You should be afraid
Run run run
Run away
Yeah that's what I say
Ohhhhh it's a monster, run!
Away
Awayyyy
Ohhhhh it's a monster, run!
I think I’m fading
I’ve fallen down help me
RUN
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LYRICS (below):
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick (I don't wanna)
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green?
Got me sick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
But it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you love my stick?
No, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute)
But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts of my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
I could break your stick using just my brain
My stick?!
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
Not my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
I don't want your stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah you want my stick
I mean, it's just a stick!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pickup my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
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LYRICS:
Somewhere there may be
A colony where spiders are friends
I wanna see their world
'cause it's cool when the arachnids are friends
I got no furniture in the house
And nowhere to run if I find a mouse in the driveway
Voodoo in the wrong hands
It scares me like a razor blade under my tongue
Somewhere in the world
A collector guy can't find his vintage forks
I wanna see you twirl
In a halloween store cloak
"Autumn is fall, they're the same"
Said the little girl at blindfolded bingo
She doesn't see that
Oh no, sweet dear
Everybody has gone home so why are you still here?
I'll clear out the dead bugs
Wash out the closet
I'll never pinch no trout
Caress all the starfish
Wonderin' how long till
We fall from the choco-cloud
Into the chocolate lagoon
Into the chocolate la-la-la lagoon
Into the chocolate lagoon
We all fall from the choco-cloud
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh-woah
Oh oh oh ah lay eh ah
Hey lay nay ah ha
Whoa ho ho
Ha ha hoo
Oh oh oh oh ha
Ah ha ha ah
Ahhhhhhhh
I'll clear out the dead bugs
Wash out the closet
I'll never pinch no trout
Caress all the starfish
Wonderin' how long till
We fall from the choco-cloud
Into the chocolate lagoon
Into the chocolate la-la-la lagoon
Into the chocolate lagoon
We all fall from the choco-cloud
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LYRICS
I am starving
I need some bread
First we dance
Now I go and sit down
Oh it's my turn
Get to stomp all around
Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky!
Oh no dang!
All these giraffes give me glances cuz I dance in the sun
Oh now I kick cuz there's dust in my lungs
Can anybody tell me where I am?
Always wonder why it smells like the trash
If you know what I mean
CUTE BIRD!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I SAY NO NO!
And then I say YES YES YES
Hey look a motorcycle
I do this and glisten in the sun and I know
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
Paint the sofa, go to bed
Steal some snow then buy an egg
Show your muscles, work on walking
You know how to dance! BAGA BAGA!
I'm gonna get some peaches, gonna put 'em in a pan
And then I'll pour the onions in
AND NOW I SPIN!
I'm tough!
Yeah, I'm a quality koala teacher
At least I'm better than these people on the floor
Y'all are freaking me out, then I dance kinda hard
Gonna sit down here -- OW!
Somebody must have lost a spiky ball!
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
I SAY NO NO!
And then I say YES YES YES
I'm riding on a leopard
And now I'm punching out my rage and I know
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
I'm feeling low
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
Yeah, I'm feeling low
In my soul
SO I KEEP ON DANCING!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA!
I'm feeling low
Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo
Yeah, I'm feeling low
In my soul
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