Warios Gold Mine WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss @brentalfloss

brentalfloss What if Wario's Gold Mine from Mario Kart Wii/8 HAD LYRICS?
Go to http://useyourwords2.com for Use Your Words 2 Kickstarter! We need your help to make the funniest party game of all time!

LYRICS:
Wario has really got a hold on quite a lot of gold here
He found this excavation so he said "I’m gonna call it mine!" (HEY!)
Now he’s drivin’ down a mineshaft in a finely oiled Minecraft
Violating regulations, what a silly prick! (HEY!)

Wario’s got quite a lot of Shy Guys that he supervises
They started organizing for basic healthcare and overtime (HEY!)
He responded like a goon and busted up their Shy Guy union
Fired them and hired scabs
He’s such an evil dick! (HEY!)

Talk about a minecart, here’s your frickin’ minecart, and when I say "minecart", I don’t mean a mine cart, I mean with a K kart, Mario Kart 8 Kart, Really it’a a go-kart,
so key change mofo! (kart)

Wario has got a colosseum also a mountain
He owns shipyard and a dam and a stadium, wait two stadiums!
Hoarding all his toys that’s what he enjoys
He should sell his assets and retire to the Virtual Boy

Wario’s got boogers on his breath and bats in the belfry
He puts up signs of himself to say "Yo, this friggin place is mine!" (HEY!)
Cheap construction, shoddy nailing
Uncompleted safety railings
No one should be driving here
But also, look a hawk (ahh)

Wario’s got monster wheels and his face on a glider
He loves to drive the Sneeker so he can beat everyone on foot! (HEY!)
Only wants to get the gold, his greasy heart is black and cold
And that is why he always says
"Mine mine mine mine mine mine!" (HEY!)

updated 2 years ago

Warios Gold Mine WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2022-06-21 | What if Wario's Gold Mine from Mario Kart Wii/8 HAD LYRICS?
Go to http://useyourwords2.com for Use Your Words 2 Kickstarter! We need your help to make the funniest party game of all time!

LYRICS:
Wario has really got a hold on quite a lot of gold here
He found this excavation so he said "I’m gonna call it mine!" (HEY!)
Now he’s drivin’ down a mineshaft in a finely oiled Minecraft
Violating regulations, what a silly prick! (HEY!)

Wario’s got quite a lot of Shy Guys that he supervises
They started organizing for basic healthcare and overtime (HEY!)
He responded like a goon and busted up their Shy Guy union
Fired them and hired scabs
He’s such an evil dick! (HEY!)

Talk about a minecart, here’s your frickin’ minecart, and when I say "minecart", I don’t mean a mine cart, I mean with a K kart, Mario Kart 8 Kart, Really it’a a go-kart,
so key change mofo! (kart)

Wario has got a colosseum also a mountain
He owns shipyard and a dam and a stadium, wait two stadiums!
Hoarding all his toys that’s what he enjoys
He should sell his assets and retire to the Virtual Boy

Wario’s got boogers on his breath and bats in the belfry
He puts up signs of himself to say "Yo, this friggin place is mine!" (HEY!)
Cheap construction, shoddy nailing
Uncompleted safety railings
No one should be driving here
But also, look a hawk (ahh)

Wario’s got monster wheels and his face on a glider
He loves to drive the Sneeker so he can beat everyone on foot! (HEY!)
Only wants to get the gold, his greasy heart is black and cold
And that is why he always says
"Mine mine mine mine mine mine!" (HEY!)

My Star Trek Musical OFF BROADWAY!!!🖖 - Brentalfloss #startrekday #startrek

brentalfloss 2023-04-05 | Tickets on sale NOW at khanthemusical.com
May 4-June 4, 2023 | The Players Theatre, NYC | Tickets from $25

Follow the show!
twitter.com/khanthemusical
instagram.com/khanthemusical
facebook.com/KhanTheMusical

If you're like "Hey, what happened to Use Your Words 2?" click here for more info about that: bit.ly/3MjL3Yf

Sandwiches WITH LYRICS (Pokémon Scarlet/Violet) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2023-03-27 | What if the music that plays when you make sandwiches in Pokémon Scarlet/Violet... had lyrics? Thanks to @pixcelation for video help and @MustinMusic for music help! Listen to the track on your favorite music app.

My Star Trek parody musical "Khan!!!" is playing Off-Broadway in May and June, and you can get tickets at khaniscoming.com

Follow the show on Twitter and Instagram at @khanthemusical

Follow me on Twitter at @brentalfloss and on Instagram at @brentalgram

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LYRICS:
I like sandwichesI (x6)
Sandwiches (x7) Hit it!

Ham and avocado
Lettuce and tomato
Onion and chorizo
Cheese and jalapeño
Bacon and prosciutto
Vinegar and noodles
Pepper and wasabi
And egg

Stick in a slick pick
And let’s have a picnic
But don’t use a hundred pieces of cheese
They’ll toss their cookies!

Anyway,
I like making sandwiches,
I like eating sandwiches,
I like when you get to put the stuff on the white bread...
...and then you look at it!

God almighty, how I love a sandwich, lordy I do, ‘cause
they give me some kind of powers I don’t understand
(someone please explain)

I like sandwichesI (x6)
Sandwiches (x7) Hit it!

Marmalade, apple
Watercress, basil
Hamburger, mayo
Butter and potato
Curry powder, cream cheese
Peanut butter, kiwi
Pickle and banana and egg...
(ahh)

I’ll take advantage of a tasty sandwich
‘Cause they give me some kind of powers I don’t understand
I like sandwiches

This Trekkie is headed Off-Broadway! #startrek #broadway #parody #musical #theatre

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Im Playing The MAGFest MAINSTAGE!! - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2022-12-12 | I'll be at the SUPER MAGFEST event next month playing a MAINSTAGE concert on Thursday Jan 5! This is a huge deal because I haven't played the mainstage in like, a DECADE! I'll also be a featured guest all weekend, so come see me and let me know if you're coming!
More info at super.magfest.org

Beating Mario Kart 8 Mount Wario With my FEET! - Brentalfloss - Mario Kart 8 Marathon

brentalfloss 2022-06-13 | Check out the Kickstarter for my NEW party game at http://useyourwords2.com – This is a clip from my recent Mario Kart 8 marathon where I was dared to play a track with my feet. A nail-biter to the very end! I plan to upload more of the marathon this week. People will say it's fake... it ain't!

Announcing the Brentalfloss Mario Kart 8 MARATHON!

brentalfloss 2022-06-09 | Here's the link if you want to set a notification:
youtu.be/UV1Xim-3pDI – I'll be doing a marathon stream of Mario Kart 8 where I can't stop until I get 1st place in all 56 tracks! Tune in and watch me try to sing along (and not lose) for hours on end!

Playing Use Your Words

brentalfloss 2022-06-03 | I'm trying out my first YouTube stream of my party game "Use Your Words" (and just generally experimenting with streaming on YouTube!)

Use Your Words is getting a SEQUEL! (support at useyouwords2.com)

brentalfloss 2022-06-03 | ...

USE YOUR WORDS 2 Kickstarter is LIVE! - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2022-06-01 | Support at http://useyourwords2.com

Use Your Words is a super-fun party game co-created by me and Julian Spillane! It's a different take on the Jackbox formula with its own style and a little bit of that Brentalfloss sense of humor thrown in. It'll really help us out if you support TODAY. Thanks, everybody! - Brent

2 Hours of Instrumental Videogame Music by Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2022-05-14 | Sit back, relax, and enjoy instrumental remixes and covers of video game music from the last 40 years of gaming history! All of these pieces of music were arranged by me, Brent "Brentalfloss" Black (a few of them are collaborations, as noted in the information area at the bottom of the screen)

0:00 Mega Man 2 - Crash Man theme
1:49 Wii Shop Channel - Main Theme
4:20 Final Fantasy - Prologue theme
7:27 Luigi's Mansion - Main theme
9:20 Stardew valley - Stardrop saloon
12:06 Mega Man 3 - Title Theme
14:34 Mike Tyson's Punch Out - Password Theme
15:46 Dragon Warrior - Title Theme
19:12 3DS Mii Plaza - Puzzle Swap
21:13 Undertale - Bonetrousle
24:45 Earthbound - Winters White
27:23 Metroid - Medley
31:37 Ducktales - The Moon
33:58 Ghosts 'n Goblins - Main Theme
35:23 Donkey Kong Country - DK Island Swing
37:38 Cave Story - Title Theme
39:34 Bubble Bobble - Main theme
41:40 Miitomo - Main Theme
44:12 Super Mario World 2 Yoshi's Island - Athletic Theme
45:47 Final Fantasy - Victory Theme
46:50 The Legend of Zelda Series - Great Fairy Theme
49:50 Super Mario Sunshine - Delfino Plaza
51:53 Final Fantasy Series - Chocobo's Theme
53:05 Donkey Kong 64 - DK Rap
56:19 Luigi's Mansion Dark Moon - Main Theme
58:49 Ducktales - The Moon
1:00:17 Shovel Knight - Title Theme
1:02:15 Mega Man 3 - Staff Roll
1:05:18 Super Mario Land 2 - Overworld Theme
1:07:56 Super Nintendo Classic Edition - Menu Theme
1:09:35 Final Fantasy VII - Medley
1:13:07 Super Mario Bros. Series - Medley
1:16:42 Mega Man 2 - Bubble Man
1:18:08 Final Fantasy IV - Rheme of Love
1:20:01 Earthbound - Medley
1:24:08 The Legend of Zelda: a Link to the Past - Epilogue
1:26:48 Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout - Medley
1:29:11 Luigi's Mansion 3 - Medley
1:33:11 Metroid - Title Theme
1:35:06 Dr. Mario - Fever Theme
1:36:35 Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney - Medley
1:38:26 Super Mario Land - Overworld Theme
1:40:33 The Legend of Zelda - Main Theme
1:42:45 A Boy and His Blob - Main Theme
1:43:45 Mega Man 2 - Title Theme
1:44:24 Final Fantasy IV - Main Theme
1:46:22 Undertale - Bonetrousle
1:50:11 Default Dan - Ending credits
1:52:41 Super Mario World - Staff Roll

RANTalfloss: Paper Towel Math - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2022-02-09 | It's been a while since I've done one of these, but sometimes you get confused by paper towels and one thing leads to another...

I'm still making music, but ... well ... twitter.com/uastpm

TOP 15 Virtual Boy Music Tracks - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-06-10 | Remember the Virtual Boy? Well even if you don't, here are my picks for the top 15 pieces of
background music to grace this forgotten 90's console!

Get my Virtual Boy shirts and more at brentalfloss.creator-spring.com

Check out Petros’s filmmaking videos and maybe even hire him at @LeonUnity

You can support my channel by trying out my comedy party game "Use Your Words" now available on consoles and Steam! More info at useyourwords.lol

Info about playing Virtual Boy games on your Oculus Quest here:
theverge.com/22218827/oculus-quest-2-wireless-pc-vr-games-how-to

Songs by TheOneUps were used for some of the background music. Check them out, they’re great! theoneups.com

Marshmallow Peeps Pepsi Soda TASTE TEST + REVIEW | Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-05-04 | Are you wondering what the Peeps/Pepsi crossover soda tastes like? YES, Marshmallow Peeps and Pepsi did a collab and created a Peeps-flavored cola! If you want to know how it tastes... wonder no more!

My party game Use Your Words is on all major consoles + PC/Mac
[ https://useyourwords.lol ]

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

My podcast "Question Box" is on all major podcast apps
[ questionboxshow.com ]

I'm @brentalfloss on twitter
I'm @brentalgram on Instagram
And here's my Facebook page:

Music credits:
"The Broccoli Rag" (by me)
"Good Day" (by Low Frequency Music)

Season 12 End Credits WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-02-12 | It's been really fun making weekly videos for you as part of Season 12, but it's time for me to slow down the uploads and focus on other stuff for a while. But don't worry! I'm still making cool stuff I want you to see, and I'll still be releasing some more videos in 2021, so stay tuned!

Meanwhile, get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

I didn't do a Patreon this past season, but if you want to support me, try out my super-fun party game "Use Your Words" on your PC or console! It's currently available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Xbox Series S, Steam, and even the Wii U! Get more information about it at http://useyourwords.lol

Thanks so much for watching! Now go back and watch em all over again!

SNES Classic WITH LYRICS - (SNES Classic Edition Menu Music Remix) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-01-28 | What if the super-catchy menu music from SNES Classic Edition (AKA the “SNES Mini”) … had lyrics? Would they sound like this? Well, they would if I wrote them!

The track is available on your favorite music app, and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can also support my channel by trying out my super-fun party game Use Your Words, now available for Switch, Playstation, Xbox, Steam, and even the Wii U! And you can get more info about it at https://useyourwords.lol

Special thanks to Adam Shub AKA “Squarepainter” for suggesting this as a video idea. Check out his wonderful pixel paintings at instagram.com/squarepainter

I’m wearing the “Meg Ryan” shirt in honor of my friend Mega Ran! Check out his new memoir “Dream Master” here: authorhouse.com/en/bookstore/bookdetails/823162-dream-master-a-memoir
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LYRICS:

SNES (BUT SMOL)
I’VE GOT SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT IT FOR Y’ALL !
TO BEGIN:

CHOOSE A GAME THEN PLAY THAT GAME
CHOOSE SOME FRICKIN’ BOX ART, AND PLAY THAT FRICKIN’ GAME
YOU WANNA TRY YOUR HAND AT STAR FOX 2?
IT’S NOT SUPER GREAT BUT HEY AT LEAST IT’S KINDA NEW

PAY RESPECTS TO MEGA MAN X (HELLO)
PLAY AS A MONKEY IN DONKEY KONG COUNTRY IT’S ALL KINDS OF FUN SEEING CANDY AND FUNKY AND AS YOU SEE, WE’VE GOT RPGS…
BUT ONCE AGAIN NO MOTHER 3? OKAY, LOOK…

YES IT’S COMPLICATED, COPYRIGHTS AND CONTRACTS,
LICENSES PAPERWORK AND CULTURAL CONTROVERSY
I KNOW IT’S NOT EASY, BUT HERE’S WHAT I’M SAYIN’:
TETRIS ATTACK AND MAYBE TURTLES IN TIME COULD BE SO NICE
FOR THIS DEVICE

(VERSE TWO)

MINI-GAMES, NOT MANY GAMES. LITERALLY “MINI,” BUT NOT THAT MANY GAMES

I MEAN LIKE 21, IT DOES THE JOB
HONESTLY I’M SALTY BECAUSE PILOTWINGS GOT ROBBED
CONTRA III IS TOO HARD FOR ME
LINK TO THE PAST IS AN ABSOLUTE BLAST, AND F-ZERO GOES FAST
BUT THE DREAM COURSE, I’LL PASS.
SURE IT’S CUTE. I DON’T GIVE A HOOT
AND CHRONO TRIGGER GOT THE BOOT?
COME ON NOW

HOMEBREW IS AN OPTION, BUT I’D RATHER LEAVE IT,
I COULD JUST PLAY EM ON THE SWITCH OR AN EMULATOR

JUST ONE MAN’S OPINION, YES AND HERE’S ANOTHER:
FF THREE / SIX ROCKS
BUT FINAL FANTASY IV’S MY FAVORITE GAME
DON’T @ ME
BYE.

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Just to be clear about the “cultural controversy” line: I know there are elements of the English fan translation of Mother 3 that may be problematic or hurtful to the LGBTQ community, and I’m not sticking up for that. My point is that Nintendo could address the stickiness of localizing Mother 3 to English-speaking markets if they really wanted to, but they’re some combination of cowardly, lazy, or they selfishly refuse to put effort into something that might not turn enough of a profit to make it worth it for them, even if fans continue to clamor for it.

Lets Make Some Jokes Together! - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-01-21 | This week, I'm gonna set up some jokes in the style of my party game "Use Your Words," and I'm inviting you to write the punchlines in the comments! Check em out, and if you haven't tried Use Your Words yet, get it on your PC or console! Get more information about it at http://useyourwords.lol

Background music was written by ME! It's called "Taking a Stroll Theme" and the only other place it (currently) exists on the internet is here:
soundcloud.com/brent-black-2/taking-a-stroll-theme-rough-3817

Like I said, you can support my channel by trying out my super-fun party game "Use Your Words" on your PC or console! It's currently available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Xbox Series S, Steam, and even the Wii U! Get more information about it at http://useyourwords.lol

THE SECRET OF THE DUMMY LYRIC! | Lyrics 101 - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-01-14 | Not all lyrics have to be written entirely from scratch. Sometimes it helps to write "dummy lyrics" first to make it easier when you write your ACTUAL lyrics. This handy dandy trick video will take your lyric from *dumb* to *'~dummy thicc~'*

...I've officially become the dad who tries to use cool kids lingo and ruins everything–ANYWAYYYY, you can support me and my channel by trying my super-fun party game “Use Your Words.” It’s currently available for the Nintendo Switch, Steam, PS4/PS5, Xbox One/Series X/Series S, and even the Wii U! More information about that is at https://useyourwords.lol

Check out @EpicGameMusic on YouTube!
Background music: "Good Day" by Low Frequency Music
U2 photo by Kevin Mazur

My RIDICULOUS Plan for 2021 - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2021-01-07 | I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the world who plans to do this in 2021. And as my YouTube viewers, it also involves you!

Link to THE ROUGH DRAFT OF my Star Trek musical:
youtube.com/watch?v=KIEc4n8Jw5I

Background music: "Good Day" by Low Frequency Music

Stardrop Saloon Theme from Stardew Valley on a Player Piano - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-12-31 | Wanna see a player piano play Stardew Valley's catchy "Stardrop Saloon" tune all by itself? Of course you do!

Piano arrangement by James Marler, check out more of his work here: http://bit.ly/3rAjpJQ

And special thanks to João Casarotti!

Happy new year, everybody!

Lyrics 101: Rhyming in the Wild - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-12-24 | This video will help you if you're ever writing a lyric with no internet and no rhyming dictionary!

Hope everyone has (or has already had) a happy holiday!

You can support me and my channel by trying my super-fun party game “Use Your Words.” It’s currently available for the Nintendo Switch, Steam, PS4/PS5, Xbox One/Series X/Series S, and even the Wii U! More information about that is at https://useyourwords.lol

Lyrics 101: Masculine VS Feminine Rhymes - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-12-17 | Did you know that different types of rhymes actually have different "genders"? Well, they're referred to in gender terms, I'm not sure whether they actually have different parts or identities, THAT'S ABOVE MY PAYGRADE, PEOPLE! But what I do know is that it's important to learn the difference between them!

I don't currently have a Patreon or YouTube memberships, so the best way to support my channel is to try my super-fun party game “Use Your Words.” It’s currently available for the Nintendo Switch, Steam, PS4/PS5, Xbox One/Series X/Series S, and even the Wii U! More information about that is at https://useyourwords.lol

ANOTHER way to support is to buy my music! The artist name is "Brentalfloss" on all major music platforms and my EXTENDED discography going back 15 years can be found here:
brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

As promised, I've included the link to my Golden Girls shirt "Golden Machine," and it's right here:
swishembassy.com/products/golden-machine-dirty-laundry

Background music is a track called "Piano Jazz" provided by MusicMan and can be found at Pond5

Lyrics 101: The Nightmare Before Christmas (Part 2) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-12-10 | It’s Christmastime, and you know what that means! Time for part 2 of my critique and analysis of Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas!

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

Another way to support the channel is to try my super-fun party game “Use Your Words.” It’s currently available for the Nintendo Switch, Steam, PS4/PS5, Xbox One/Series X/Series S, and even the Wii U! More information about that is at https://useyourwords.lol

Special thanks to Kevin McCleod for providing his instrumental rendition of “O Christmas Tree.”

LIMERICKS ARE MAGIC! | Lyrics 101 - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-12-03 | It's the first Lyrics 101 video with an actual assignment in MANY YEARS! That's right, you get to participate in this one with your own work! We're talkin' limericks, which aren't technically lyrics, but have a lot to teach you if you're trying to improve your songwriting skills.

You can download my limerick diagram and worksheet here:
dropbox.com/s/gxlh73znit0q0jj/Limerick%20Diagram%20%26%20Worksheet.zip?dl=0

And if you’re interested in buying my favorite rhyming dictionary, that’s here:
bit.ly/3mCNWDW

Lo Fi Background music:
“Biscuit” (Prod. by Lukrembo)
🍫 Free Download : soundcloud.com/lukrembo/biscuit (*Free downloads are available for commercial use and without voice tag. You can use on Youtube, soundcloud, and streaming service.. etc. and Thank you for writing down my artist name [Prod. by Lukrembo].) 🍪 Soundcloud : soundcloud.com/lukrembo ⭐️ Twitter : twitter.com/LuKremBo 😀 Instagram : instagram.com/lukrembo ✉️ Email : Lukrembo@gmail.com

Jazzy background music:
“Les Yeux Noirs” by Django Reinhardt (performer unknown)

Bonetrousle from Undertale on a Player Piano - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-26 | Wanna see a player piano play Undertale's catchy "Bonetrousle" tune all by itself? Of course you do!

This piano arrangement was made by the talented Michael Meketa
Check him out on Instagram @fatnickieshouseofspaghetti
and on Twitter: @FakeMikeMeketa

The arrangement was tweaked slightly by me, and the footage was prepared by João Casarotti.

I've wanted to hear player piano versions of some of my favorite tunes for a while now, and HEY! IT'S HAPPENING!

Let me know what other stuff you'd like to hear on this player piano!

My Video Game is 55% OFF on Steam! - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-25 | My digital party game "Use Your Words" is on sale for 55% off on Steam RIGHT NOW!

Get it here: bit.ly/3l4VgGV

Or if you'd rather get it on another platform, it's available on Nintendo Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, XBOX Series X/S, and the Wii U!
More information at https://useyourwords.lol

Unused Inspector Gadget Theme Song (2014) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-19 | Have you ever wondered what an alternate intro song for Inspector Gadget would sound like? I mean, the original theme song is absolutely iconic, but what if it had gone a different direction? What if it... HAD TO? Well that's kind of what happened and in a very small and inconsequential way, I was involved! So enjoy my take on "Inspector Gadget"!

You can get most of my music on major apps (Spotify, Apple Music, etc) and my ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY OF 15 YEARS is at https://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com!

If you want to further support my channel, try out my super-fun digital party game “Use Your Words,” now available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U!

♫ The Mass Effect Rag - Original Mass Effect 1 Parody Song - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-13 | To celebrate the upcoming Mass Effect “Legendary Edition” remastered trilogy, here’s a jazzy snazzy comedy song about Mass Effect 1, the game that started it all! Please like, subscribe, comment, hit the bell, and then make your grandma watch it.

HUGE HUGE thanks to Banjo Guy Ollie for providing the banjo tracks for this tune! Check out his video game music covers and more at youtube.com/c/OllieLongZ

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can get “The Mass Effect Rag” on your favorite music app and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

If you want to further support my channel, try out my super-fun digital party game “Use Your Words,” now available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U!

Additional thanks to YouTuber [ @svgextremal ] who created the shots of Tali dancing!

BEHIND THE SCENES INFO:
I wrote the first draft of this in 2015 after playing Mass Effect to see what all the hubbub was about. Musically, I think of it as being a close cousin of my earlier songs “Meet Me in the Dungeon, Dear,” ”The Bioshock Song,” and ”The Bioshock Infinite Song’ since it has the same vocal style and a similarly outdated (read: COOL) musical style. I began to burn out on YouTube in 2015 and this song fell by the wayside. But with Season 12 in full swing, I just had to finally do it justice! And one more thing: If this song sounds vaguely familiar, that’s because it’s HEAVILY influenced by Tom Lehrer’s 1965 song “The Vatican Rag.” Thanks for watching!

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LYRICS:

LEND YOUR EAR AND HEAR A TALE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF OUR RACE
WHERE A (PERSON) WHO’S A (GENDER) AND (ANOTHER THING) GOES TO SPACE
AND UNCOVERS THESE DISCOVERIES ABOUT AN ANCIENT TIME AND PLACE
OH WHAT A MASSIVE TREK, GARNERING MAD RESPECT, THAT’S THE MASS EFFECT RAG!

FIGHT AGAINST A GETH OR TURIAN, IT IS QUITE THE MESS THAT YOU’RE IN
LOOK AROUND AND TAKE A WALK AND JUST
TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND
JELLYBEASTS AND GREEN SALARIANS HOPE THAT YOU’RE THE MEANS TO THEIR ENDS
YOU MAY LIVE TO SHOOT ANOTHER DAY IF YOUR SQUAD WILL SCOOT OUT OF THE WAY
BE A PARAGON OR RENEGADE, USE YOUR CHARM OR CHOOSE “INTIMIDATE”
RACKIN’ UP THE XP, CLIMBIN’ UP THE TECHS TREE, DOIN THE MASS EFFECT RAG!

SO…
THERE’S THIS HUGE GALACTIC CRISIS YOU MUST FIX IMMEDIATELY
FIRST THOUGH, VISIT RANDOM PLANETS, HEY, THEY MIGHT CONTAIN… DEBRIS!
YOU’LL DRIVE NEAR AND FAR IN A BOUNCY CAR THAT HANDLES UH–DISTINCTIVELY
KEEP THE GAS IN CHECK, DON’T GO TOO FAST AND WRECK
DOIN’ THE MASS EFFECT RAG!

MIND-MELD WITH A GRIPING LADY SQUID, SPY UPON A SKYPING KATYDID
CHOOSE ONE TEAMMATE, WATCH THE OTHER DIE
I RESET AND SCOTCHED THE OTHER GUY

HOW DO THEY TRAVERSE THE GALAXY?
WHAT WARPS TIME AND SKIRTS REALITY?
AMMUNITION GOES UNCHECKED, AND WHY?
MASS EFFECT, MASS EFFECT, MASS EFFECT
ARE THESE BUGS WHAT MAKE IT BUGGY?
ARE THESE CHUGS WHAT MAKE IT CHUGGY?

THAT’S THE MASS, AND DON’T YOU GIVE ME NO SASS
EVERY BLUE BOOBY BABY DO THE MASS EFFECT RAG!
BAG ‘EM, AND TAG ‘EM, AND DO THAT RAG!

Luigis Mansion: Dark Moon WITHOUT LYRICS - Gloomy Manor Remix - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-09 | You asked for it, and here it is! The instrumental version of my "Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon WITH LYRICS" video! The tunes included are the "Gloomy Manor" theme as well as the main theme from the original "Luigi's Mansion."

Produced by Dj CUTMAN ( @gamechops )

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can get this instrumental music track on Spotify, Apple music, other major music apps, and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

You can support my channel further by trying out my super-fun party game "Use Your Words," currently available for Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, PS4, Steam, and even the Wii U!
Get more info about it at https://useyourwords.lol

Bye Donald (Trump In Stripes Forever) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-07 | Sorry, I had to.

You can get the song on all major music apps and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

And if you like this, you'll like my digital party game "Use Your Words," now available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam and Wii U! More info at https://useyourwords.lol
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LYRICS:

Farewell, go to hell, au revoir
Shamble on ‘cause the con’s finally over
Go tweet, cry, and eat, in your bed
And repeat that until you’re dead
Yes, you had your chance and you failed
So fly fly like a puffy orange reindeer
Vamoose, cut it loose, trim your sails!
Because you don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here

Everybody knows you’re full of crap, a shitty shady schmuck who’s shifty
Will you ever see your wife again I think I’d call it fifty/fifty
Gotta say I don’t think I will miss you
Time for you to enter the abyss, you
Oughta take your tacky curtains with you
Cause the voters have dismissed you

Pack your bags, take a hike, bon voyage!
Time to go be a global pariah
You had such a swing and a miss
That you actually lost to THIS

(BIDEN: Corn pop)

Get lost, go kick rocks, fade away
Better storm out the door before you’re dragged off
Adieu, toodle-loo, and good day!

The nation made an easy choice
Now we won’t have to hear your voice
Or hear your unconvincing lies
About your hand and penis size
But hey aside from all the jokes
You really harmed a lot of folks

So lots of luck–JK get fucked–you evil jagoff!

Luigis Mansion 3 WITHOUT LYRICS - [Luigis Mansion 3 Remix] - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-11-05 | You asked for it, and here it is! An instrumental medley of themes from Luigi's Mansion 3 (as well as Luigi's Mansion 1 and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon) that served as the accompaniment for my recent video "Luigi's Mansion 3 With Lyrics." Enjoy!

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

This track is available on all major music apps and at http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Special thanks to Dj Cutman for providing the percussion on this one, as well as Mustin for mastering it!

You can support my channel further by trying out my super-fun party game "Use Your Words," currently available for Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, PS4, Steam, and even the Wii U!
Get more info about it at https://useyourwords.lol

Music based on themes composed by Shinobu Tanaka, Kazumi Totaka, Chad York, and Darren Radtke

Luigis Mansion 3 WITH LYRICS - [FLOSSTOBER 2020] - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-29 | What if Luigi's Mansion 3... had lyrics? Join E. Gadd for another hip-hop spooktacular!

Beat by Dj Cutman ( @GameChops )
Mastering by Mustin ( @TheOneUps )

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

Get the track on all major music apps or at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

You can support my channel further by trying out my super-fun party game "Use Your Words," currently available for Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, PS4, Steam, and even the Wii U!
Get more info about it at https://useyourwords.lol

Music based on themes composed by Shinobu Tanaka, Kazumi Totaka, Chad York,
and Darren Radtke

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LYRICS:

GHOSTS:
PLAN A GETAWAY, WE'RE INVITING YOU TO STAY
FOR SIX OR SEVEN NIGHTS AT LEAST
LAY YOUR SLEEPY HEAD ON A COMFY BED
WE'LL MAKE SURE YOU REST IN PEACE

E. GADD:
LUIGI, YOU SAVED ME, THANK YOU MY FRIEND
OH SHIT, WE DID IT AGAIN!
KING BOO, DEJA VU! WAIT, I KNOW WHAT TO DO, HERE:
ANOTHER TWIN WHO’S BRAVER THAN YOU
DIDN’T PEACH USED TO HAVE HER OWN PLANE? ‘CAUSE DAMN!
I NEVER SEEN A ROYAL PASSENGER VAN!

BUT HEY, YOU’RE IN LUCK, I BROUGHT A PORTABLE HUT
LUIGI, FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BUTT!
GHOST BRAWLS ARE BACK, CRANK CALLS ARE BACK,
AND THE OMINOUS UNLIT HALLS ARE BACK
LONG FALLS ARE BACK, CRACKED WALLS ARE BACK,
AND THE BIG SHINY SUCKABLE BALLS... THEY’RE BACK!

GHOSTS:
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU TOOK THE BAIT LUIGI,
WOW WHAT A REAL SMART GUY!
WE’VE GOT YOU NOW, WE’LL SHOW YOU HOW,
THIS TIME YOU’RE GONNA DIE!

E. GADD:
YOU GOTTA FIND THE HIDDEN DOORS, OPEN PANTY DRAWERS,
ROAM THE CORRIDORS, SHINY BUTTONS LET YOU INTO THE FLOORS, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE THE ELEVATOR YOU’LL BE WAITIN A WHILE,
BECAUSE IT’S MASKING THOSE LOAD TIMES MASS EFFECT-STYLE
BEFORE YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH DINOSAUR BONES,
GRAB SOME CHAOS EMERALDS AND INFINITY STONES?

THERE’S A RENT-A-COP HERE BUT HE DON’T WEAR SHOES,
‘CAUSE IN THIS HOTEL (ALL COPS ARE BOOS!)
SO BUST SHIT UP, AND BEAT SOME ASS!
IN CASE OF TOAD BREAK GLASS!
YOU'RE SUCH A WUSS! NOT A HERO AT ALL
BUT WHEN A BUILDING’S HAUNTED, WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

KING BOO:
SOON YOU WILL HANG IN MY GALLERY LUIGI,
YOU CAN BE SURE OF THAT!
BUT WHILE YOU'RE HERE, PLEASE BE A DEAR...
SUCK UP THAT FREAKING CAT!

E. GADD:
EXCUSE ME!,I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS:
WHAT IS THIS HOTEL? WHO IS IT FOR?
HOW IS THIS ENTIRE GARDEN THING ONLY ONE FLOOR?
HAVE ANY OTHER PEOPLE TRIED TO BOOK A ROOM?
AND TELL ME WHO DOES WHAT WITH THIS SEXY BROOM?
DO YOU HAVE AN INVESTOR? IS THERE PRINCIPAL OWED?
DID YOU EVEN GET A PERMIT? ARE YOUR BATHROOMS UP TO CODE?
DO YOU HOST GHOSTS, OR ARE GHOSTS JUST THE HOSTS?
WHAT WOULD MARIO SAY?

MARIO: ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST

E. GADD:
ANYWAY, LUIGI: LISTEN UP!
YOU’LL FIGHT MAGICAL GIRLS AND YOU’LL BATTLE KAIJUS,
PLUS A BIG SCARY FACE!
YOU KNOW, THE UGE

UPGRADE YOUR SUCKING! WOW, THAT'S BETTER
WAIT, NINTENDO MERCH? WOW, THAT'S META

POP MAGIC KEYS INTO KING BOO’S TONGUE
IT’S THINGS LIKE THIS THAT KEEP ME YOUNG

YOU'RE IN A HOTEL, WE CAN ALL AGREE
SO WHY'S IT CALLED "LUIGI'S MANSION THREE"?

CHORUS:
WELCOME TO A HOTEL NOT A MANSION
SUCH A GHOSTLY GLOW (SUCH A GHOSTLY GLOW)
NOT A MANSION THOUGH (NO, NO)
SCRATCHIN' YOUR BUTT IN A HOTEL NOT A MANSION
SUCH A QUEASY GUT (SUCH A QUEASY GUT)
SUCH AN ITCHY BUTT!

E. GADD:
LET'S TAKE IT HOME, NOW!

CHORUS:
THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS, LUIGI
YOU MUST PREVAIL SOMEHOW!
WORK WITH YOUR GOO, YES IT TAKES TWO
YOU STOPPED KING BOO FOR NOW

MARIO: LUIGI NUMBER ONE!

LUIGI: SO, CAN I BE IN THE HD REMAKE OF "SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE"?

MARIO: (LAUGHS) NO.

Specter Knight Stage WITH LYRICS (feat. The Konami Kode) - [FLOSSTOBER 2020] - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-22 | WARNING: FLASHING LIGHTS

What if the spooky music from Specter Knight's stage in "Shovel Knight"... had lyrics?

HUGE thanks to The Konami Kode for providing the instrumentals on this one! Check them out at https://linktr.ee/thekonamikode

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

Get this track on all major music apps or at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Custom Shovel Knight sprites (Shovel Sprights?) by WhoIsLuiggi fiverr.com/whoisluiggi

Meanwhile, pick up a copy of my super-fun digital party game "Use Your Words," now available for Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U!

Original theme composed by Jake Kaufman

Konami Kode archival photos by Derek Matias

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LYRICS:

HEY, SHOVELY GUY! THERE’S FEAR IN YOUR EYE…GET READY TO DIE
YOU’VE HIT THE GROUND IN CREEPYTOWN, BRAH
(GET SPOOKY NOW!)

SMACK A WEIRD HAUNTED SHRUBBERY (A SHRUBBERY!)
OH HELLO, ADDAMS FAMILY
YEAH THIS TUNE’S IN A MINOR KEY (AHHH, AHHH, AHHH…)
WHICH EVOKES EERIE VIBES!

ON A VERY SCARY NIGHT! THERE’S A THUNDER CRASH WITH A LIGHTNING FLASH!
AND A VERY SCARY KNIGHT WHO FIGHTS BY CANDLELIGHT
SO BE READY FOR A FRIGHT! WHERE THE FEARSOME FRAY IS A SHADOW PLAY
‘CAUSE THAT SCARY KNIGHT AIMS TO MAKE YOU HIS PREY

GHOSTS N’ GHOULS, GOLD AND JEWELS GALORE!
HEY WHAT’S GOOD, MOVIE SKELETOR?
THIS THING DIES BUT COMES BACK FOR MORE
HEY DUDE: PRANCE ABOUT, LIVE YOUR LIFE!
(PAPYRUS: I LOVE SPAGHETTI!)

ON A VERY SCARY NIGHT! THERE’S ELECTRIC FROGS IN THE MIDNIGHT FOG!
AND A VERY SCARY KNIGHT WITH AN EQUALLY SCARY SCYTHE!
SO BE READY FOR A FRIGHT! FIND A TREASURE CHEST, IS IT WORTH IT? (YES!)
BUT IT’S JUST A STEP ON YOUR ARDUOUS QUEST!
(PLAY DAT THANG!)

PRACTICE SELF CARE, CAST OUT A LINE
(TROUPPLE: WAIT, I HAVE GIFTS FOR YOU!)
NOW GET BACK TO THE MURDER SHRINE
(BONEY BOI: WAIT, I HAVE MURDER FOR YOU!)
THERE’S SOME ‘VANIAS THAT COME TO MIND
BUT HEY: IF IT WORKS, LET IT RIDE!

ON A VERY SCARY NIGHT! FIGHT A WITCHY GHOST, HAVE A TURKEY ROAST
‘CAUSE A VERY SCARY KNIGHT WILL STRIKE YOU WITH ALL HIS MIGHT
SO BE READY FOR A FRIGHT! ‘CAUSE THE MOOD IS GRIM, YOU STILL CAN’T SWIM
AND THAT SCARY KNIGHT, HE WANTS YOU DEAD JUST LIKE HIM!
FIGHT THAT VERY SCARY FIGHT
ON THIS VERY SCARY NIGHT!

Lyrics 101: The Nightmare Before Christmas (Part 1) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-15 | For years, I've cringed at the lyrics from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and now I'm gonna tell you why!

Remember, this is all just my opinion and I'm not trying to ruin anyone's enjoyment of this iconic movie.

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

If you want to further support the channel, try my super-fun digital party game “Use Your Words,” now available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U! It’s kind of like the Jackbox game “Quiplash,” but even funnier! More info at http://useyourwords.lol

If you’re like to experience more of my lyrics (so you can criticize them just like I do), you can check out my entire discography going back 15 YEARS at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

The background music is from the Playstation 2 game
"The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge"

Update Vlog - October 12, 2020 - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-12 | Just a quick update to talk about the state of my channel, the progress of Season 12, and a few other bits and bobs!

Please like, subscribe, and leave a comment about how cute I look in my house robe!

Meanwhile, you can buy my tunes on major digital music apps, but if the one you're looking for on your favorite app yet, get it TODAY at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, try my super-fun digital party game "Use Your Words," now available for Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U! More info about that at https://useyourwords.lol

Lyrics 101: Taz-mania Theme Song - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-08 | Sometimes a beloved childhood TV theme song isn’t as good as you remember it! Today I’m looking at the intro to the early 90’s Warner Bros cartoon “Taz-mania.”

Special thanks to Petros Ioannou for VFX consultation (he tried to help make my terribly-lit footage look better and then I fiddled with it making it probably look more terrible)
Check out his how-to videos about filmmaking and photography at @Leon Unity

If you want to support the channel, try my super-fun digital party game “Use Your Words,” now available for Nintendo Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U! It’s kind of like the Jackbox game “Quiplash,” but even funnier! More info at http://useyourwords.lol

If you’re like to experience more of my lyrics (so you can criticize them just like I do), you can check out my entire discography going back 15 YEARS at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Background music tracks used in this video:
“Merrie Melodies Theme” - Road Runner's Death Valley Rally (SNES)
"Grasslands" - Joe and Mac (SNES)
“Monkeys” - Mario Paint (SNES)
“ Some Fresh Hare” - Bugs Bunny in Rabbit Rampage (SNES)
“Good Day” - Low Frequency Music

Fall Guys WITHOUT LYRICS - Fall Guys Instrumental Medley (Remix) - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-05 | You asked for it, and here it is: The instrumental version of "Fall Guys With Lyrics"!

Get the track TODAY at http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com or look for it on your favorite digital music app (coming soon if it's not there already!)

Please like, subscribe, and comment telling me what game I should sing about next!

Meanwhile, get a my super-fun digital party game "Use Your Words," now available for Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U!

Special thanks to JR Schmitt for transcribing and co-arranging the music!

Fall Guys WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-10-01 | What if the catchy tunes from Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout... HAD LYRICS?
And just in time for Fall Guys SEASON 2!

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can also try out my super-fun digital party game "Use Your Words," now available for all current consoles, Steam, and the Wii U!

You can get this song on all major digital music apps, and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Special thanks to JR Schmitt for transcribing and co-arranging the music, and to Petros Ioannou (check out his channel @Leon Unity )

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LYRICS:
FALL GUYS MAKES ME ELATED ALSO SUPER FRUSTRATED
LET’S RUN ABOUT AND TRY LIKE HECK TO BE THE LAST ONE OUT!
BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

HAVE A LITTLE SNACK WHILE IT’S POPULATING
WHEN YOU COME BACK, STILL POPULATING
READ “WAR AND PEACE” WHILE IT’S POPULATING
CATCH UP WITH YOUR NIECE WHILE IT’S POPULATING

GET READY CUTIES, HOLD ON TO YOUR BOOTIES AND WAIT… 3 – 2 – 1

THIS IS A REALLY REPETITIVE GAME, A REPETITIVE GAME A REPETITIVE GAME
IF YOU’RE A SCRUB WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE SHAME, YOU’LL BE PUMMELED AND MAIMED
TRY AGAIN, IT’S THE SAME

OH BY THE WAY IT’S A REALLY REPETITIVE GAME, A REPETITIVE GAME A REPETITIVE GAME
SO BRIGHT AND CUDDLY IT LOOKS SUPER-TAME,
BUT THAT’S ALL JUST A FRAME FOR A GAUNTLET OF PAIN

FALL GUYS ONCE YOU’VE PLAYED IT MAKES YOU FEEL AGITATED
SOME FOLKS ACT THIS WAY BUT HERE WE JUST CALL IT BLACK FRIDAY!
BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS! BEANS!

SO UH… WHERE WE DROPPIN’ BOYS?

KEEP GETTIN’ BETTER AND RAISING THOSE POINTS THOUGH YOU MIGHT NEED SOME OINTMENT FOR YOUR TENDER JOINTS!
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU’RE THE STAR OF THE SHOW, THERE’S A COURSE YOU DON’T KNOW
AND YOU’RE OUT (KO!)
AND THAT’S WHY THIS IS A REALLY REPETITIVE GAME, A REPETITIVE GAME A REPETITIVE GAME

KEEP PERSEVERING AND TRY TO SURVIVE MAYBE YOU’LL STAY ALIVE,
OH MY GOD IT’S ROUND FIVE!

OH! OH! (COLOSSUS YELL) HERE WE GO!!!

WHAT?! THAT’S BULLSH|T! I WAS RIGHT THERE, THIS GAME IS STUPID, SCREW IT
WAIT ONE MORE TRY COULD WIN, I JUST GOTTA POWER THROUGH IT
WHAT? THAT’S BULLSH|T! ALMOST HAD IT, THIS ISN’T FAIR, WHATEVER
WAIT ONE MORE TRY… IT’S MY FINEST HOUR, IT’S NOW OR NEVER
FALL GUYS IS OVERRATED THAT’S WHY I FREAKIN’ HATE IT
YOU JUST NEED LUCK! MAYBE I’LL GET… THERE… THIS… TIME– OH, FFFF….

DK RAP 2018 (Where Are They Now?) - Instrumental Version - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-28 | It's the instrumental version of my 2018 DK Rap parody!
Did somebody say KARAOKE?

Get the track at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com or look for it on Spotify and other major digital music retailers!

Based on a song by Grant Kirkhope
Music arrangement by Justin Lund and Brent "Brentalfloss" Black
Mastering by Dj CUTMAN

And then there's Chunky, he's dead.

Super Mario 64 Water Levels WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-24 | Just in time for the release of Super Mario 3D All-stars, it's time to ask "What if the music from the Super Mario 64 water levels... had lyrics?"

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can get this song on all major digital music apps, and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info about that at https://useyourwords.lol

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LYRICS:
Splish… splash… splosh… sploosh.

I probably shouldn’t swim in denim overalls
I am chafing now
Abrasive fabric riding up my cartoon balls
And they’re chafing, ow

Since I’ve been in this painting, I’m tender in my tainting
I’m sorry for complain-ting,
Curse these juicy thicc thighs

I’ll breathe a bubble from a time-worn pirate chest
[cough] That bubble, ew [cough]
Back to the subject of my thighs, by now you’ve guessed
what chub rub’ll do.

Hey: Weird how the coins give me air *and* power
At least now I won’t need a shower… just need baby powder!

This is sponsored by Monistat Complete Care Relief Gel

I’m up in Jolly Roger bay and Dire Dire Docks
Oh, a submarine. Okay.
My greatest enemy’s a random pirate box
Well I’m a drama queen, bay-bay

A salty ocean dive here, A scary shark can thrive here (agh!)
But goldfish can’t survive here, They’re freshwater …PLOT HOLE!

They make you swim in almost all the “Marios” ...variety
I get this feeling like in Sonic water zones...
Oh, it’s anxiety

Eek:
I’m out of breath and the tension’s mounting,
Swimming up every second’s counting,
Hey kids, watch me drowning! Ha, fun times

I did the swimming through a chain of water rings
And THE STAR’S RIGHT THERE! Grrr! Give it to me!!
The render distance isn’t great but what’s that thing?
Maybe I’ll stop and stare–
OH MY GOD. WHAT THE F***!
THIS GAME IS FOR KIDS, THIS IS SCARY AS F***!
GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT S***,
I’M GONNA KEEP THE LIGHTS ON TONIGHT
JESUS, MAN!

0:00 Intro
0:59 Song
4:27 Outro

Ocarina of Time With Lyrics LIVE PERFORMANCE! - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-21 | Dave and I are back again arguing about Ocarina of Time, but this time... in person!

Please like, comment, and subscribe!

You can get the KARAOKE version of "Ocarina of Time With Lyrics" at demontomatodave.bandcamp.com and you can get the original track (with lyrics) on all major digital music retailers! Also, subscribe at Dave's channel @DemonTomatoDave!

Also, if you want to support me further, buy my super-fun digital party game "Use Your Words" for your Switch, PS4, Xbox One, Wii U, or Steam! More info about that at http://useyourwords.lol

Original lyrics for this song at brentalfloss.com/ootlyrics
For the slightly altered lyrics in this video, click the CC ("closed captions") button!

I Stardew - Stardew Valley Parody Song - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-17 | WARNING: STARDEW VALLEY IS DANGEROUSLY ADDICTIVE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

I wrote this song because I love Stardew Valley... maybe a little too much.

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can get this song on all major digital music retailers like Spotify, iTunes, and Bandcamp!

You can also buy my super-fun party game "Use Your Words" for current-gen consoles, Steam, and the Wii U! More info at http://useyourwords.lol

Special thanks to William Reyes ( http://theoneups.com )
Mustin ( http://mustin.net )
and Petros Ioannou! ( @LeonUnity )

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LYRICS:
SO I’M INTO BREAKIN ROCKS NOW
YEAH, I’M DOWN WITH CHOPPING TREES
I AM NOT THE WOODSY KIND
OR MECHANICALLY INCLINED
BUT TODAY I BUILT A HOUSE!
(STUTTERS) WELL, FOR BEES

FOLKS HAVE CALLED THIS GAME ADDICTIVE
SO I TRIED IT OUT ONE NIGHT
I’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE NOW
AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT

I HAVEN’T SEEN MY BED IN 13 DAYS
BUT I’M PICKIN’ BERRIES
AND I’M MAKIN’ MAYONNAISE
MY CAULIFLOWER FINALLY SPROUTED
AND FOR SOME REASON I GIVE SUCH A SHIT ABOUT IT

PEOPLE MADE A LOT OF HAY ABOUT THIS GAME
BUT NOW I GET IT AND
SWEET LORD I LOVE MAKING HAY!

SO MANY THINGS I NEVER DO,
BUT APPARENTLY, IN LIEU, I STAR DO

I GIVE DIAMONDS TO MY BROS NOW
AND I’M WORKIN’ TOWARD A WIFE
PEOPLE LIKE YA ‘CAUSE OF GIFTS
SO I PASS ‘EM OUT IN SHIFTS
I WISH EVERYBODY LIKED ME–JUST LIKE REAL LIFE

FOUND SOME GOODIES IN THE GARBAGE
FOUND A MOUSE WHO RUNS A SHOP
BUT THE THING WHICH I HAVE NOT FOUND
IS A WAY TO MAKE IT STOP

MY PHONE HAS SIX HUNDRED AND THREE MISSED CALLS
BUT A COWBOY WIZARD GAVE ME DRUGS
AND I TRIPPED BALLS
THE FEET ARE FALLING OFF THE BUNNIES
WHEN I BUY SEEDS I BLOW LIKE
EIGHTEEN THOUSAND MONIES

I’M IN SHAMBLES AND I HAVE NO GOOD EXCUSE
BUT I CLEAR BRAMBLES & I BREW “POTATO JUICE”
ALL THESE SKILLS I DON’T PURSUE,
WELL THEY’RE FIN’LLY COMIN’ TRUE
‘CUZ I STAR DO!

I JUST GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
ONE MORE DAY–OH, GOTTA POOP,
BUT IT’S ON THE SWITCH
SO WE’RE GOOD!

HOW IS THIS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN “HARVEST MOON”
WHEN IT’S BASICALLY “HARVEST MOON”?
A MUCH BETTER SOUNDTRACK
NO LOAD TIMES, GREAT GOALS
ADOPTION, INCLUSION
AND STREAMLINED CONTROLS
I’D RECOMMEND THIS GAME TO ANYONE, ANYWHERE
JUST AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT FIFTEEN HUNDRED HOURS YOU COULD SPARE

SO I GUESS THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
AND I’VE JUST STOPPED ASKING WHY

MAYBE IT’LL BE OKAY, WHAT A WAY TO SPEND A DAY
FISH AND FARM AND CHOP AND SHOP AND
CRY AND CRY AND CRY & CRY

THERE’S A TWINKLY LITTLE LIGHT I SEE
MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO BED
I TRIED PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY
AND OH… WAIT… YEAH, I’M DEAD

…WORTH IT.

Mega Man 3 End Credits WITHOUT LYRICS - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-14 | You asked for it, and here it is! An instrumental arrangement of the Mega Man 3 End Credits music. Co-arranged by Mustin and me, Brent Black!

You can get this track at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com (along with my entire discography!)

I had some trouble getting this into other digital stores, but in future, look for it on Spotify, Apple Music, and other retailers/streaming services!

Thanks for watching, and in the meantime, check out my super-fun party game Use Your Words available for consoles and Steam!
More info about that here: https://useyourwords.lol

My Top 10 Lyrical PET PEEVES! | Lyrics 101 - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-10 | It's the return of my educational songwriting series "Lyrics 101"!

This time, I share my top ten PET PEEVES in lyrics; those lazy lyrical clichés that annoy me every time I hear them. Join me, won't you?

Special thanks to @LeonUnity 's Petros Ioannou for help with color grading on this one. Check out his how-to videos about filmmaking and photography!

If you'd like to follow me on Twitter, my handle there is @brentalfloss

Interested in buying my super-fun party game "Use Your Words"?
It's available for current-gen consoles, Steam, and even the Wii U!
More info at https://useyourwords.lol

Thanks for watching!

Saved by the Bell Theme Song on a Player Piano - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-07 | Wanna see a player piano do the "Saved by the Bell" theme song all by itself? Of course you do!

I've wanted to create player piano versions of some of my favorite tunes for a while now, and HEY! I'M DOIN IT! I'M FINALLY DOIN' IT FOLKS!!

Let me know what other stuff you'd like to hear on this player piano!

If you want to support me beyond subscribing and liking, buy my super-fun party game "Use Your Words" on any current-gen console, Steam, or the Wii U! More info about that here: http://useyourwords.lol

Also... did you know I'm @ brentalgram on Instagram and @ brentalfloss on Twitter?
Now you do!

Mega Man 3 End Credits WITH LYRICS - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2020-09-03 | What if that catchy bop at the end of Mega Man 3 ... HAD LYRICS?

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

You can get this track on all major music apps and at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol

Special thanks to Mustin for co-arranging and mastering this tune! You can hire him or just find out more about his work at http://mustin.net

Additional thanks to Petros Ioannou for VFX help.
Check out his channel @Leon Unity!

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WELL DAMN! YOU SAID SHABAM TO SHADOW, NEEDLE, AND TOP MAN
HARD, SPARK, SNAKE, GEMINI, AND MAGNET,
FINALLY GAMMA, RAMMA-LAMMA, COME ON, LET’S JAM!

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES MEGA MAN,
THOUGH WILY MIGHT COME BACK ANOTHER DAY, IT’S OKAY.
HEY:

YOU KICKED HIS ASS, AND NOW YOU’RE RUNNING THROUGH SOME GRASS!
UP TO A MOUNTAIN PASS!
MUCH LIKE THE TIME WE WATCHED YOU RUN IN MEGA MAN 1
(REMEMBER THAT? I DO.)
WAIT, YOU SEE PROTOMAN IN THE SKY? DUDE YOU’RE HIGH.

YOU SHOT A SCONCE THAT’S CONSTANTLY SURPRISED, PLUS DRAGONFLIES
AND WILY FLYING HIGH ABOVE HIS CASTLE FLASHED THOSE BEDROOM EYES
(CREEPY EYES!)

THE ROBOT FLEAS WERE TOUGH BUT NOT HALF AS ROUGH AS THE BEES
OR THE CYCLOPS WITH BOOBIES!
IT WAS CURTAINS FOR THAT PENGUIN SQUIRTIN’ OUT BABIES!
YES, THESE ARE MY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

YOU’RE PART OF ME NOW, MEGA MAN
RIGHT FROM YOUR BLUE STRAIGHT DOWN TO YOUR CYAN, I’M A FAN
AND…
I STILL HAVE DREAMS OF FILLING UP YOUR WEAPON SCREENS
WITH STOPPERS, SHIELDS, BOMBS, AND BEAMS!

YOU RARELY MATCHED THE SUBTLE THEMES OF THEIR COLOR SCHEMES,
BUT SCREW IT, TOP MAN TAUGHT YOU BALLET…
NOW GRAND JETÉ! (ZIDLER LAUGH)

WHEN YOU FOUGHT EYEBALL SUCTION CUP MACHINES,
I FELT SO SEEN, YOU KNOW? OHMIGOD!
YOU CRAWLED INSIDE A CANINE AND YOUR DOG BECAME MY SUBMARINE
(THAT WAS WEIRD!)

YOUR SHADOW BLADE SLICED YOUR BRO WHILE HE FROLICKED AND PLAYED
THUS YOU THREW SOME SHADE
(GET IT?!)
FOLKS, IN FUTURE, GET YOUR ROBOTS NEUTERED AND/OR SPAYED
DANG, WAS THIS A GAME WE REALLY PLAYED?

I’M GONNA MISS THIS, MEGA MAN,
YOUR THIRD ADVENTURE MADE ME FLIP M’LID AS A KID
(IT DID)
THIS GAME IS STRONG, THOUGH IT GOES ON A BIT TOO LONG…
SORRY BUT I’M NOT WRONG!

THOUGH YOU GREW UP AND SO DID I, MY LOVE NEVER DIED
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MEGA MAN
OH YEAH…
THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, MEGA
MAAAAAA…
AAAAAAAA…
AAAAAAAAAAAAA…
…N

THANKS FOR WATCHING “MEGA MAN 3 END CREDITS WITH LYRICS!” REAL QUICK, I WANT TO THANK MY FRIEND MUSTIN WHO HAS NO LAST NAME, HE CO-FOUNDED LEGENDARY VIDEO GAME BAND “THE ONEUPS” AND HE HELPED WITH THE ARRANGEMENT AND SOUND ENGINEERING ON THIS VIDEO. IF YOU WANT TO LEARN MORE ABOUT HIM OR EVEN HIRE HIM, GO TO MUSTIN DOT NET. AND I ALSO WANT TO THANK MY BUDDY PETROS IOANNOU FOR SOME VFX HELP, AND YOU CAN CHECK HIS WORK OUT AT THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL “LEON UNITY.” CLICKABLE LINKS FOR MUSTIN AND PETROS ARE BOTH IN THE DESCRIPTION. MEANWHILE, THE DIGITAL TRACK OF THE SONG IN THIS VIDEO IS AVAILABLE TODAY AT BRENTALFLOSS DOT BANDCAMP DOT COM AND EITHER IS OR WILL SOON BE AVAILABLE ON ALL OTHER MAJOR DIGITAL MUSIC RETAILERS. IF YOU’RE WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PATREON, I’M NOT CURRENTLY DOING PATREON BUT IF YOU WANT TO SUPPORT ME, PLEASE DOWNLOAD A DIGITAL COPY OF MY SUPER-FUN PARTY GAME USE YOUR WORDS! AVAILABLE ON ALL CURRENT GEN CONSOLES, AS WELL AS STEAM AND EVEN THE WII U. ALRIGHT, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, YA WEIRDOS!

RARE Favorite Mushroom Party Hits Mario Tape, 1989 - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2018-12-31 | This is an extremely weird 1989 Super Mario cassette tape where Capt. Lou Albano acts as a DJ for a playlist of golden oldies. I could barely find any evidence that it ever existed on Google, so decided to record the Mario bits and put them on YouTube. What a strange obscure little piece of Super Mario history. Enjoy!

(And if you ever find out that they actually released it on vinyl, let me know!)

By the way, I co-created a party game called “Use Your Words” that’s on PS4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U! More info at http://useyourwords.lol/

Check out my entire music library at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, follow me on Twitter? twitter.com/brentalfloss

♫ Spider-man is a MURDERER! - Spider-man PS4 Parody Song - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2018-09-12 | I love the new Spider-man game. Especially the MURDER.

By the way, I co-created a party game called “Use Your Words” that’s on PS4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U! More info at http://useyourwords.lol/

Check out my entire discography at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, follow me on Twitter? twitter.com/brentalfloss

Fortnite Bush on Wheels Song - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2018-08-08 | It all started with me singing "Bush on wheels" to my friend Matt when we'd play Fortnite. But I couldn't stop, and... welp...

Get Brentalfloss t-shirts and merch HERE: http://tiny.cc/flossmerch

Also, I MADE A PARTY GAME FOR CONSOLES! It’s called "Use Your Words," it’s now available for all current consoles/Steam/the Wii U, and it’s fun! More info at https://useyourwords.lol

Special thanks to Destination 0 for making the machinima footage.
You can subscribe to them at http://tiny.cc/fortnite143

Also, follow me on Twitter? twitter.com/brentalfloss

My Nephew Talks About Fallout, Watch Dogs, and 4-D Printers - Brentalfloss

brentalfloss 2018-08-04 | My nephew has wanted to make a YouTube video on my channel for a long time, and I finally said yes. Be nice.

By the way, I co-created a party game called “Use Your Words” that’s on PS4, Nintendo Switch, Xbox One, Steam, and the Wii U! More info at http://useyourwords.lol/

Check out my entire discography at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com

Also, follow me on Twitter? twitter.com/brentalfloss