Ken Ashcorp - I Wish There Were Still Dinosaurs Ken Ashcorp 2010-11-18 | http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.comCan I call it a debut song? I guess I can.Enjoy it, download it if you like it and, of course, pirate that shit.
Ken Ashcorp - Dare You To Love Me Ken Ashcorp 2022-07-23 | A track written for the game "Hey Stranger! I Dare You To Love Me" as the opening title at the request of the main artist, AnimeFlux!I must admit, I have a *slight* crush on the Jackal girl, Constance. Is it the garrison cap? The Tail? The ears? WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF BITE SNARL SNARL etcetera etcetera you know me by now.Art by: twitter.com/ricegnatBandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/dare-you-to-love-meSpotify and iTunes soon enough.Lyrics-------------------------------A rolling sky and lechery to followThe adolescent pounding of a simple heartA simple truth that may be hard to swallowIt's all natural, you knew it from the startThis intimacy slowly seeps inPaintbrush memories, oh so fleetingOoooooo~I can't help it, I still want itSpin the bottleAnd see just where it landsPromiscuity for you and you and you and meAnd I want an answer nowI need an answer nowTruth isI dare you to love meAlso here have an MP3: mediafire.com/file/1d5ivyjjmzlo2vv/Ken_Ashcorp_-_Dare_You_To_Love_Me.mp3/file
Ken Ashcorp - PiPiPi Ken Ashcorp 2022-05-19 | @Pipkin Pippa Ch. ピップキン ピッパ I may have gone too far in a few places. Thanks, Pippa.Download: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/pppAlbum Art: twitter.com/impopenttiLyrics------------------are in the video they're not here haha I tricked you and you fell for it like someone falling for the good ol' spicy keychain god I wish more people just checked the descriptions of decade old videos for the lyrics even though I know there are typos in a few of them I should really fix thatTune in to tune outIt's too late to stop nowFlip those burgers, wagieJust enjoy the showGodless heathenFatherless and seethingTake me to your power cord and watch me glowSusan's on the Franzia and Jeff is on the cokeI am inside of your walls right nowYou can't escape meTake your pills and keep on breathingThis is not a jokeParasocial paranoia, I just wanna chill outPut your tin-foil hat onI am just a stupid bunny rabbitHere's the MP3 if you got this far because I appreciate you mediafire.com/file/fsat236owxdvljx/Ken+Ashcorp+-+PPP.mp3/file
Ken Ashcorp - Im Your Slave Ken Ashcorp 2020-11-22 | Album Art: twitter.com/blue_breedBandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/im-your-slaveSpotify: open.spotify.com/album/6KkiGOw8MNF0vZeZsPpbXpAll I long for is to be with you and for you to repay my trust in kindness. Is that too much to ask?Lyrics--------------------------------------------I wanna be wantedI wanna be lovedI wanna just fall asleep at night and pray that you're making it upI'm living the nightmare'Cause I'm living the dreamIt's not about anything I wantIt's about what I needI'm brokenTrust, devotionLife's an oceanAnd I'm drowningI can't breatheIt's you I needOh, please don't leaveI need you, god, I need youTake hold of my chains and lift me up when I'm not strongTake what remains, at your call's where I belongI'm on my knees but when it's you I know that it's not wrongI need youPleaseProtect meI'll love you if you let meI know there's something there to saveSo sign my life awayMoments on my lips like cabernetI'm okay when I'm your slave((I'm okay when I'm your slave))((I'm okay when I'm your slave))I wanna be wantedI wanna be lovedI wanna pin all my hopes on you, that I stay trueAnd I pray it's enoughThis world is a nightmareThat's what I believeI wanna vent all my anger out there but I can't find no reprieveI'm brokenTrust, devotionLife's an oceanOh god, I'm drowning once againOh, it's you I needOh, please don't leaveI need youI need youTake hold of my chains and lift me up when I'm not strongTake what remains, at your call's where I belongI'm on my knees but when it's you I know that it's not wrongI need youI miss youI love youPush me, pull me, wrap your fingers round my neckI need your hatred when there's nothing leftI need your mark emblazoned on my cheekI need your strength when I get in too deepAnd I fall so deepPleaseProtect meI'll love you if you let meI know there's something there to saveSo sign my life awayMoments on my lips like cabernetI'm okay when I'm your slave((I'm okay when I'm your slave))PleaseProtect meI'll love you if you let meI know there's something there to saveSo sign my life awayMoments on my lips like cabernetI'm okay when I'm your slaveSitting in silenceI felt your embraceCovenants bindingWrapped up in laceThings that I hope forThings that I craveMake me your onlyMake me your slaveI'm okay when I'm your slaveI'm okay when I'm your slave
Ken Ashcorp - Komm, Süsser Tod (But I ruined it, as per usual) Ken Ashcorp 2020-04-01 | Artist: twitter.com/dogscribssDon't coof on me.Download: mediafire.com/file/tn36gjaieyjbcrv/Ken_Ashcorp_-_Komm_Susser_Todd_Howard.wav/file
Ken Ashcorp - Not One Less Ken Ashcorp 2020-01-05 | Art by: BSApricot twitter.com/BSApricotBandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/not-one-lessiTunes + Spotify soonThe year is 2062. We are husks, a remnant of humanity. Do not let them censor the information surrounding the 2030 Beilan Island incident. You are in charge, commander.Lyrics:--------------------------------------City streets and tourniquetsPuppet strings and marionettesHumanity pays an iron debtDemocracy erodes and in the end you know it's a state run redBlind me to your crueltyAll your money can't compareYou tell me that my home is not my homeWell I'll sacrifice myself down to the boneAre we dolls or do we have will of our own?Do we know who's in control?Not one less, not one lessMy right eye for my protestNot one less, not one lessCan't suppress what you oppressBlood across the skyAll for asking whyI am not afraid to dieI'm afraid to live in a world constructed on your lieBlind me to your crueltyAll your power can't compareTell me that my home is not my homeWell I'll sacrifice myself down to the boneAre we dolls or do we have will of our own?Do we know who's in control?Not one less, not one lessMy right eye for my protestNot one less, not one lessCan't suppress what you oppressThey push me down into the dirtTwist the screw in, make it hurtBreathing gas and gasolineI will never be a part of your regimeSo I'll push myself through tearsFly my flag through all my fearsNot one less is what I screamI will never be a part of your regimeI'm a machineLeft out in the coldA nuclear winter fuels my soulI'm a machineLeft out in the coldA nuclear winter fuels my soul
Ken Ashcorp - Take Me Home Ken Ashcorp 2019-08-12 | Art by: twitter.com/chunksthemighty Alex KwanBandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/take-me-homeiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1476379745?ls=1&app=itunesSometimes you just have to enjoy an internal combustion engine.Lyrics--------------------Gasoline Slick and wet and super-soft all over me I want it, I want it Holding me Down into the asphalt with your rotary We want it all Burn my heart away Take the wheel, take control Take my body and my soul Oh, take me home Take me home Neon lights and lipstick marks upon my neck Take me home Take me there Feel the wind rush just like fingers through your hair I want it, I want it Au contraire 87 just won't do, I need your premium air I want it all Redline till the engine's screaming Till our hearts both stop Push past till the morning rises I want it Burn my heart away Take the wheel, take control Take my body and my soul Oh, take me home Take me home Neon lights and lipstick marks upon my neck Take me home Burn BURN
Ken Ashcorp - Rules of Nature (Acoustic Cover) Ken Ashcorp 2018-10-26 | Art by Boxman: twitter.com/BoscosDen boxmanspornbox.tumblr.comFREE DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/file/aednuv9z4q6fz48/Ken_Ashcorp_-_Rules_of_Nature_%2528Acoustic_Cover%2529.mp3/fileWas in the gym one day, listening to random music, and Rules of Nature popped up. "Has anyone done a purely acoustic cover of this?" is the thought that crossed my mind. What a terrible thought to have.Hopefully this can tide you over until some REAL music appears on this channel.Credits for the original composition go to Jamie Christopherson and Akira Takizawa. Thank you for creating a piece of music that I can push the limits of my body to!
Ken Ashcorp - Black Lily Ken Ashcorp 2018-06-13 | Art by Norasuko: patreon.com/norasukoBandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/black-lilyiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1401960458Those bears will eat you alive. The invisible storm will come for you.Annie, Kenny, and Mae.Lyrics:---------------Why don't you tell me what exactly I did wrong? I'm open to the bones And all these flowers you trampled in the garden Replaced with stones Looking at the two-way mirrors White chapels and white walls fade away to dreams Looking at the white veil falling The promises we made The promises we'll keep They set fire to the forest Hoping they would catch the bear I'm as guilty as they promised All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm Keep me safe Keep me warm Why won't you tell me? Why won't you talk to me at all? Your face stuck to your phone So we're black lilies Well we'll still grow without the sun No, we won't be alone We walled our hearts off to them Those petty high school calls fade away to dreams Looking at the white veil falling The promises we made The promises we'll keep They set fire to the forest Hoping they would catch the bear I'm as guilty as they promised All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm Keep me safe Keep me warm They set fire to the forest They set fire to the forest They set fire to the forest They set fire to the forest They set fire to the forest I'm as guilty as they promised All the lilies did turn black as we weathered out the storm Keep me safe Keep me warm
Ken Ashcorp - The Bunny Song (VeggieTales cover) Ken Ashcorp 2018-03-31 | It was april fools and easter rolled into one and I had a free afternoon. Thought a cover would be fun! It was my favorite episode as a kid so that's where the idea came from.I've been one baaaaaad bunny ;3cIt's about time that we all bow down and sing the bunny song, don't you think?Free MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/file/z5go8lwung6bg0r/Ken%20Ashcorp%20-%20The%20Bunny%20Song.mp3Art by: http://briskby.tumblr.comLyrics------------The bunny, the bunny Whoa, I love the bunny I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny The bunny, the bunny Yeah, I love the bunny I gave everything that I had for the bunny I don't want no health food when it's time to feed A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need I don't want no buddies to come out and play I'll sit on my sofa, eat bunnies all day I won't go to church, and I won't go to school That stuff is for sissies, but bunnies are cool I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny I don't want a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny I don't want to tell you a joke that is funny, I just want a plate and a fork and a bunny I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a plate and a fork The bunny, the bunny Whoa, I love the bunny I don't love my mom or my dad, just the bunny The bunny, the bunny Yeah, I love the bunny I gave everything that I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaad... fo-or the bu-unnyyyyyyy
Ken Ashcorp - Adam Warski (No relation to the man absolutely clattered by Jollibee Rep Salt Papi) Ken Ashcorp 2018-02-05 | Legends speak of a man who stood for something. Those legends are not of this man. I am sorry. Please forgive me. I made this in an afternoon and thought it was funny. May or may not be based on true events. Presented without context.Free MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/file/y2zb2bqiu1cc15g/Ken%20Ashcorp%20-%20Adam%20Warski.mp3
Ken Ashcorp - Were Shameless Ken Ashcorp 2017-07-16 | Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/were-shamelessiTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/were-shameless/id1260636217?i=1260636691Have you ever wanted a doujinshi in song form? No? Too bad. Characters are Kaleina, Kentaro, and Aranei (in that order!)Art by: RiceGnat http://www.ricegnat.moe Aranei VA: MegaMoeka http://www.megamoeka.com Kaleina VA: エミたん emitan http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5566184 A massive thank you to all at the Medical Whiskey group, for the inspiration to write this song! http://www.medicalwhiskey.com Also a massive thank you to Lappuru/Henkuma/変熊 who makes every day just that little bit brighter http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=397729Lyrics----------------------She was the image of my fantasies Long hair, purple eyes And two big pointy ears The Dwarven ale's on me And maybe you as well, girl, hopefully Now I didn't expect what I heard next Made my head spin so fast it'd break necks She said; Hey, bitch, what's up? You're the kind of girl that could give me the good long SUCC And I don't need first name basis Maybe we could pass it to each other 'round the third or fourth bases Well, what the hell? She got my mind fucked like Galadriel And I can see that we're thirsty Call it intuition but it ain't just our glasses that's dirty And I was bridal carried upstairs And I was thinking 'bout asking her for three hairs So here's a little secret to this Elves are quick to recognize lewdness WE'RE SHAMELESS Oooh, I love it all You might think I'm kinda crass But baby, you can kiss my ass! WE'RE SHAMELESS Stacy's mom can join in too That's right I delight in being lewd /// Okay, settle down, I don't even know your name It's Aranei Okay, that's a lovely name but--- And my name's Kaleina! That's also a lovely name Wait, when did you get here?! /// Aranei and Kaleina You don't have to explain I know exactly what you're doing But how far ahead did you plan all of the screwing? Pffft, cut that pussy shit Get up on that pussy, bitch Call me mistress like you know that you're working it YES MISS Put the collar on and pose One bitch boy and two elf hoes Well, what the hell? We got this far so we might as well And things were getting kinda kinky Essentially the content of a Henkuma doujinshi Imagine the scene; Three bodies all together, me in between Pressing up against my body HOLD UP /// That's a little bigger than I was expecting Which one of us are you using that on?! /// WE'RE SHAMELESS Oooh, I love it all You might think I'm kinda crass But baby, you can kiss my ass! WE'RE SHAMELESS Stacy's mom can join in too You gotta love those MILFs, man I delight in being lewd If you're into it, just be into it We don't kinkshame, no We don't kinkshame, no We don't kinkshame, no If you're into it, just be into it (x4) No, I won't say I'm sorry For liking lewd elf girls and futanari Yeah! /// You ready to go again, Kiddo? Yes, indeed I am! [[CHORTLING INTENSIFIES]] Oh boy! ///
Ken Ashcorp - Blue Ken Ashcorp 2016-12-24 | Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/blueiTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/blue-single/id1192146711We're all drowning. Feel melancholic yet? Just a song about unrequited feelings.Art by Jarv: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=5649323Lyrics-------------------------Fingers trace your skin All your cliffs and peaks And your hair it flows like waterfalls Wanna give some color back to your cheeks Fingers intertwine As you tell me you can’t take it any more Let our hearts and souls combine While hell is knocking at our door Mermaid, sing to me He don’t love you like I do He won’t take your pain away You know it’s true I wanna see you smile, wanna see you cry Oh, you’re such a fool We should get some bruises falling in love 'Cause I love it when you’re blue Yeah, it’s making me mad Knowing I can treat you better than he could And your tears they flow like waterfalls And I don’t think they should Yeah, it’s okay to smile Even if inside it’s tearing you apart No he’ll never love you in the way that I do Why’d you go and give someone like that your heart?Mermaid, sing to me He don’t love you like I do He won’t take your pain away You know it’s true I wanna see you smile, wanna see you cry Oh, you’re such a fool We should get some bruises falling in love 'Cause I love it when you’re blue (Underneath our skin our blood runs blue) Our blood runs blue (No he’ll never love you like I do) I still love you And what am I to say? What was I supposed to say? What am I to say? Just tell me what to say What am I supposed to say? What am I to say? We threw it all away And we’re still blue
Ken Ashcorp - Channel Intro Ken Ashcorp 2016-12-05 | I figure it's about time that I made something like this![[[PLEASE READ ME]]]A wonderful thank you to Kenny's voice actress melodubs.tumblr.com and to Kenny's Artist http://briskby.tumblr.com for providing the material to create this channel intro!Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.comSpotify: play.spotify.com/artist/1x2YcZB1QpRZB3HT9gdUCQiTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ken-ashcorp/id360583695Twitter: twitter.com/kenashcorp
Ken Ashcorp - Hold My Hand Ken Ashcorp 2016-07-15 | Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/hold-my-handiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1135023811?ls=1&app=itunes-= Wingin' It: Love Can Be Such A Dragon =-A yuri shoujo high-school dragon dating sim about a second chance at being noticed.Release date TBA but look for updates on:kissdragonkiss.itch.io/wingin-it http://twitter.com/kissdragonkiss http://lovecanbesuchadragon.tumblr.com Artwork by: http://grind3h.comLyrics-------------------------Pierce the armor, break the scale Summer sun turns into hail The fire in your heart burns out again So sprout your wings and fly away For another sunny day I've got a million of them waiting for you This time I'mma do it right Open up my jaw, let the words take flight I'm turning green, it's a ghastly sight Oh why can't I just be ignored? Hold my hand You're dragging me along this quicksand Salt water and castles falling down As the glass fills up with the grain Don't be ashamed You only get one damn chance with this game So call my name and I'll be there Ready to stoke that fire again Writing hearts in the steamy panes I can't pretend that I cared about those names It's a god damned shame that I flew too close to the sun Writing every dumb cliche Sporty, haughty, naughty; it's okay Cause moving forward's still moving on This time I'mma do it all wrong Cause I've been waiting for this for far too long And I don't care if you like my song I'mma sing it anyway Hold my hand You're dragging me along this quicksand Salt water and castles falling down As the glass fills up with the grain Don't be ashamed You only get one damn chance with this game So call my name and I'll be there Ready to stoke that fire again
Ken Ashcorp - A song I made one fine morning about cucking my friend Jarvs waifu Ken Ashcorp 2016-05-03 | I wrote a song about cucking my friend Jarv's TAVOR rifle inspired waifu because he likes guns and is a Canuck and you can't spell Canuck without CUCK. Because I could and I had a free morning. Fuck you, have a free mp3 of it. Be more careful of small panda lesbians next time, Jarv. You fucking cuck.mediafire.com/?z9a30jybucljf37Image by twitter.com/On_TheBounce because HE IS A CUCK but he's legit great and a good sportLYRICS----------------------Let meReminisce about the time that I told yaGive up waitin' for that wanna-be soldierBoys with toys will never grow upAnd we're only getting olderPlease excuse the profanity and swearingI must admit I kinda stopped caringHoly shit, your tip is so hotFuck the Glock, Smith, and WessonYeah it's you that I'm wearingI can see you're 'bout to lurchUp there in your Sniper's perchBetter change your name to "Anthony Burch"No I won't stopCUCKING CUCKING CUCKING FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with youShe's just too goodLOOKIN' LOOKIN' LOOKIN'FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with youwoo
Ken Ashcorp - On The Rocks Ken Ashcorp 2015-12-17 | Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/on-the-rocksiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1068558428?ls=1&app=itunes Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3XCBNSLCI13w9UFzse8NtWWhether intergalactic or planetary, distance makes the heart grow fonder. Art (and wonderful character on the right) by: http://hensa.tumblr.comAnimation by: http://blueydingo.tumblr.comLyrics---------------(Heartbeat so hard) A feeling that I felt so many times before (Heartbeat so hard) No matter how much I do this I never get bored I said I needed space I wanted so much more This is my galaxy Gonna explore (Heartbeat so hard) It's just another universe and I won't be ignored You say you're a dancer? Dance Take no for an answer? No way I'm just persistent, baby What can I say? Don't wanna be a black hole Of negative emotions, it's true I wanna be Laika Wanna be good to you Universe Calling out Every whisper, every shout Cheap shots on me So drink up, honey, this one's for free On the rocks Hit me up with another brandy Don't stop Give me space, I'm feeling dandy Do we deserve this? Is it our purpose? It's just fan-service This beauty on the surface Yeah, I like what I like That target demographic So much traffic, getting graphic All your thoughts are so jurassic So look a little bit deeper On these values on which I strive I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive Let me take this thing into overdrive (Heartbeat so hard) x3 I'm reeling from the burn that I felt within (Heartbeat so hard) I down another scotch just to drown my sin I dream of electric sheep and all my responses stay the same They're just zeroes and ones, I can't have fun And I'm the only one to blame (Heartbeat so hard) A zero at the bar, just feeling strange You say you're the answer? Talk I wanna be sane one more time Ain't no damn crime Whisper those lies to myself no more It's true I wanna be with you Universe Calling out Every whisper, every shout Cheap shots on me So drink up, honey, this one's for free (On the rocks) (Never stop) (One more shot) (To the top) On the rocks Hit me up with another brandy Don't stop Give me space, I'm feeling dandy Do we deserve this? Is it our purpose? It's just fan-service This beauty on the surface Yeah, I like what I like That target demographic So much traffic, getting graphic All your thoughts are so jurassic So look a little bit deeper On these values on which I strive I'll be your sleeper hit, let me take this thing into overdrive Let me take this thing into overdrive On The Rocks
Ken Ashcorp - Hunter Ken Ashcorp 2015-07-24 | iTunes: itunes.apple.com/album/id1024249791Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/hunterWe are disgraced to live in these cages we call walls.Art by Junkpuyo: http://junkpuyo.tumblr.comLyrics---------------------------Destroy apathy and hope Destroy everything you own Nihilistic tendencies within my bones You gotta break a few You gotta lose it all This fearNo, I'm not ashamed Giants tower over bodies charred and maimed Am I sick with a disease or am I sane You gotta start to run Before you learn to crawl My mind's a wreck They tell me everything will be okay Well, I wanna be the hunter not the hunted I wanna be the killer not the prey My heart can't take much more Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before Every single time I hit that wall Crystal bodies hold me tight As I fall into the night Just for a chance to see the light The beating of the drum That I heard so many times I became numb Are we constantly tormented just for fun We'll never understand The killer starting gun Hold your breath and plunge too deep My demons always had my soul to keep And I'm dying every time I fall asleep I wanna be reborn Instead of being done My mind's a wreck What use is believing if I can't pray I wanna be the hunter not the hunted I wanna live one more day Can't take much more Constantly repeating every single beat I felt before Every single time I hit that wall Crystal bodies hold me tight As I fall into the night Just for a chance to see the light Give me a chance to see the light Human disease I'm getting sick of it Fall to your knees Fake it till it washes all away
Ken Ashcorp - Wear Ken Ashcorp 2015-06-13 | Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/weariTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/wear-single/id1006925941Slow, relaxing and melancholic. A song for a tired soul, wrought with wear and tear. Art by: http://manga.clone-army.orgLyrics---------------------They will tear her down Piece by piece, seam by seam They will murder everything And all she has left is her angelic dream Lost to the rags Stitch after stitch, she never gives up Blood on her shirt again But she does it all for love Petty like a petticoat A whore for the words she wrote That they never heard her speak In a dress bespoke (Ooooo) Sail away for that seifuku And darling do feel comfortable just being you Wear a smile, wear a frown Wear it up when it wears you down, darlingWear whatever you like They will tear her down Prick after prick, yeah they're all the same She's scars to tell the story of her words That she hides 'cause she's ashamed Lost to the rags Tears in her eyes and mud on her shoes She wants to scream that she loves her But they just make her sing the blues It wasn't 'bout the jeans she wore 'cause she's got the price tag in that store It's not enough, it's not enough It should be more (Ooooo) Sail away for that seifuku And darling do feel comfortable just being you Wear a smile, wear a frown Wear it up when it wears you down, darlingWear whatever you like She's stronger than the Martins Lacing up her boots They feel heavy as the burden that she bears Who cares what she wears Try as you might It's you she doesn't like Sail away for that seifuku And darling do feel comfortable just being you Wear a smile, wear a crown I'll be there if you're feeling down Darling, wear whatever you like (Ooooo) Sail away for that seifuku Wear a smile, wear a frown Wear it up if it wears you down, darling Wear whatever you like
Ken Ashcorp - Suck My Rock Ken Ashcorp 2015-05-21 | MP3: mediafire.com/?vo7eysp3vaidqf3For Leslie and Brad, creator of The Rock Cocks. Meant as sort of an accompaniment if Steg was singing. It's a comic about rock music. It's great. So take this as sort of a theme song for the comic. I'll probably do more. Leslie and Brad are great.Suria's getting one foot (or hand in this case) in the door of the music industry. Oh my. Oh myyyyyy ;3c
Ken Ashcorp - Paralyzed (Mystery Skulls cover) Ken Ashcorp 2015-04-04 | http://mysteryskulls.com Free MP3: mediafire.com/?kfaya3fq6avqbyjArt by Alphena: http://alphenart.tumblr.comDecided to cover Mystery Skulls because why not? I've been a fan since the very early days and I remember sitting in coffee shops and listening to the demos of Paralyzed and Ghost over and over again waiting for a whole album to come out.Guess I feel a little nostalgic for those sort of days so here's a cover. Drop one semitone and slow it down. Yeah.Kenny and Mae for this one because, once again, why not?
Ken Ashcorp - Burgz Ken Ashcorp 2014-08-04 | Bandcamp: kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/burgziTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/burgz-single/id904711674Album artwork by: twitter.com/AlphenaVTHey man, I just like burgers a lot. Gotta get my burgz. Knowing this panda girl, it's a wonder why this song isn't about Tacos instead...It's a song about burgers and maybe relationships who knoooows???LYRICS---------------Well it was just 5 guys on a night out (Oh) Looks like they could box your lights out Insatiable hunger Looking for the one they could take home right now They're all getting salty Wanna be sonic but they're not fast enough Wanna be that Mac Daddy But this game of thrones is just too tough And you can't be the king if you taste like shit The other 4 guys don't mind a bit And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing Wendy's just another silly girl I knew but those days are all long gone If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong? Oh, you're 23 years old now Stick with what you know The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries Well I was just Feeling kinda greasy Backstreets feels kinda sleazy Prices hiked as high as your tights And I can't help just feeling queasy Thank god it's friday Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door Acting up like a dairy queen and a size queen's always wanting more KFC more like JFC I wanna try something new to me In with excitement, out with scoff This disappointment can fudd ruck off Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack If I die before then of a heart attack If there's never a first time Then how can I come back? Oh, you're 23 years old now Stick with what you know The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries Have your burger however you like No I don't mind, no I don't mind I'm just looking for the right one for me Don't care how it long it takes to find However you like No I don't mind, no I don't mind I know she's the right one for me Takes the stress away from the daily grind However you like No I don't mind, no I don't mind I'm just looking for the right one for me Don't care how it long it takes to find However you like No I don't mind, no I don't mind I know she's the right one for me Takes the stress away from the daily grind (x3 to finish)
Ken Ashcorp - In The Zone Ken Ashcorp 2014-07-29 | Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/in-the-zoneiTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/in-the-zone-single/id904710221Album art by: http://briskby.tumblr.com If it's a song about getting dirty on the internet, it's gotta be Zone, right? Ow, right in the childhood... It's not subtle, but that's kind of the point. When you're in the zone, nothing really matters. I'd like this track to be a representation of that, of time slipping away and saying whatever you want to with whoever you're with. The builds and the falls and all manner of things present, they all flow effortlessly when you're in the zone. It's not just in the bedroom, it's everywhere. It's not innocent either, but what would Zone be if anything other than the destruction of innocence? Enjoy!LYRICS---------------30 pictures for the moment that we touched Is there any better than this? 34 little rules for making lust And the purple poison that I kissed (You're a mess x4) These inhibitions sucker me in No you don't feel the same (You're a mess x4) These tentacles live under my skin No you don't feel ashamed Oh, confidence exude God, I love that attitude Shudder from the shutter, shut up and make me glad that I did this with you I gotta know, I gotta know Maybe we should lose control Animate me 'cause I got no soul Baby, I'm in the zone Make your move and watch the camera roll Add another keyframe and make me moan 'Cause, baby, I'm in the zone Filling ditches for the gap in your brassiere My mind just wasn't enough Slow it down make this moment last a year Just please don't call it love (You're a mess x4) Flicking sheets and sketching the scene Oh, those strokes that you do (You're a mess x4) You were scarlet, I was still green An artist, through and through Oh, confidence exude God, I love that attitude Shudder from the shutter, shut up and make me glad that I did this with you I gotta know, I gotta know Maybe we should lose control Animate me 'cause I got no soul Baby, I'm in the zone Make your move and watch the camera roll Add another keyframe and make me moan 'Cause, baby, I'm in the zone Muttering Your name out I'm stuttering Mind goes blank It's glorious And without a care I felt you there I gotta know Animate me 'cause I got no soul Baby, I'm in the zone Make your move and watch the camera roll Add another keyframe and make me moan Make it last 'cause, baby, I'm in the zone Yeah, we should lose control (I'm a mess x4) I'm a mess, I'm a mess Oh, baby, I'm in the zone Make your move and watch the camera roll Staring through the lens, now we just ain't friends, you know Baby, I'm in the zone (Oooo~) Baby, I'm in the Zone
Ken Ashcorp - Crazy Chicks Ken Ashcorp 2013-07-01 | Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/crazy-chicksiTunes: itunes.apple.com/album/crazy-chicks-single/id669248662Best in the world or best girl? You decide.Some girls are more dangerous and clingy than they first appear. If they kill you, you're not gonna respawn so please be careful! That A Rank is gonna kill me in the long run. Well, that or this girl. I'm taking bets, if you wanted to know...Art by Gashi-Gashi (http://gashi45.tumblr.com)Lyrics------------------There's a spark in your eye And a grin on your lips She's a demon and I can't resist her On a night like this Say that you're fine But I know that you're a wreck There's a chill up my spine With your hands around my neck Handcuffed to your side I know that I can't leave I'm fixated on asphyxiation But without you I can't breathe Oooo You never say please Might as well be deceased Yeah I'll make sure this sticks Fall for all of your tricks Oh, I gotta admit I kinda dig crazy chicks Tossing turning I run through your mind You'd kill for me? Yeah you're creepy when you're kind Who knew That voodoo Could do so much for me Got me under your hex, I'm perplexed I'm a doll in your hands and it's oh so plain to see This must be a sign That I'm going insane 'Cause you're on the right track with your knife to my back And your laugh inside my brain I can never say no Your sanity's all for show Yeah I'll take all your kicks The hi-hats and the clicks It's another quick fix I kinda dig crazy chicks (x3) T-T-Tossing turning I run through your mind You'd kill for me? Yeah you're creepy when you're kind Who knew That voodoo Could do so much for me I'm a doll in your hands and it's oh so plain to see (x2) Yeah we're burning that midnight oil Ooo I kinda dig crazy chicks
Ken Ashcorp - The Legend Never Dies Ken Ashcorp 2013-03-24 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyA8odjCzZ4FREE MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?5bcl24bg4d70pakArt by: http://fore-trekker.deviantart.comLyrics:----------------You lay down all the laws that you strive to upholdThere is life, there is death, there is sufferingHope is the key and it travels aloneYeah, the youth of today have no honor or valor or soulCannons fireYou'll conspire to take over meLonger strides, cutting ties, you can tryThe legend never dies((FIRE THE BASS CANNON))Shiva of the east?More like Shiva of the deceasedGet good, scrubWhat rings you got, bitch?
Ken Ashcorp - Absolute Territory Ken Ashcorp 2013-03-08 | Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/absolute-territoryiTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/absolute-territory-single/id617199533Absolute Territory (or Zettai Ryouiki 絶対領域) details the area of the thigh between the skirt and the sock. It has been said that this mysterious and dangerous area is a magnet for male gaze...Artwork by: Gashi-gashiLYRICS:--------------------She's got a fetish for fine artA pair of knee-socks and an oversized sweatshirtShe goes right to my heartShe comes a'knocking with her stocking and I get hurtI get the feeling I'm in deepTroubled waters but they're only thigh-highThis kind of girl don't get no sleepDon't wake your father, skip the starters, strap those garters upOh my my!Checkered pattern on your skirtI see you flaunting, see you taunting, it's so sickeningI can't resist the way you flirtI should be dead but my heartbeat's quickeningI get the feeling less is moreIt's an excuse just to shake your little derrièreThat ratio; a perfect scoreA girl's status is measured by her denierLie down babyArch your back nowMaybe you can help me get what I wantCurve your little spine and tell me that you're mineIt's all about the game and what you flauntYeah, I know that there's no pleasing youWhen you know that you're not teasing meShe's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory(You're so hotly contested, here's a tipYou should rename your thighs to the Gaza Strip)That's it, baby, take controlYou're so enticing, mesmerizing, don't know how to reactYou're gonna steal my very soulMore manslaughter than the third impactI see you strutting in that pleatDouble-taking, yeah I'm shaking and you know it showsThis kind of girl just can't be beatShe whispers in my earTake off your clothesLie down babyArch your back nowMaybe you can help me get what I wantCurve your little spine and tell me that you're mineIt's all about the game and what you flauntYeah, I know that there's no pleasing youWhen you know that you're not teasing meShe's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory
Ken Ashcorp - What PS2? Ken Ashcorp 2013-02-11 | MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?ct30aay5l3kj3f9THINGS ARE GOING TO ESCALATE QUICKLY[ADRI INTENSIFIES]MADE FOR ADRI'S (http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com) BIRTHDAY BECAUSE SHE WILL NEVER LIVE THAT PICTURE ON TUMBLR DOWN.IMMORTALIZED, ADRI. I'M GOING TO IMMORTALIZE IT.But yeah, backstory is that Adri was mocking GURRRL GAYREMNSRS and she placed a PS2 on her head, took a screenshot and someone remarked something like "Do you realize that you've got a PS2 on your head?" and Adri replied "What PS2?"Several Billion Tumblr Notes Later: This.Real release soon, fellow stalkers.
Ken Ashcorp - Rival Ken Ashcorp 2012-12-03 | Buy the single!Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/rivaliTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/rival/id584093473?i=584093563Sometimes, life needs a defined goal so you can rise to a challenge. When I was younger, there was one man who provided that challenge neatly and succinctly. Now that I'm older, there are still people like that man who surround me and give me a challenge of my own. The main difference is that they're not 10 years old. Well, they also don't have 8 gym badges. They're probably just as annoying though!Art by: Kylie DiOrio (http://shavostars.tumblr.com)Lyrics-----------I walk a path down victory roadSee, it's my chance and I know just where it goesI'm feeling ghastly but I know that I'll pull throughYou're so vile, in denial, and I know just what to doAbra, Kadabra, AlakazamI'mma change the way you feel about who I am'Cause I'm tangled up and I'm just so stuckYeah you run amuck all because you canAnd I'm sick and tired of the way you treat meYou fill me up with fearYou write your name upon the wall to let me know that you were hereEveryone needs a rivalSomeone who can spur you onAnd make you feel invincibleThe thrill is irresistibleI will defeat youYeah, I know I'm gonna beat youI've waited too damn long for my time to shineI'm gonna take the world by storm Yeah, I'm elite and you're forlornI feel just like a persian rugI'm trod upon and you stand there feeling smugAnd you can growl, but your bark's worse than your biteReduced to ash, give me your cash because I'm spoiling for a fightI need a palate cleanserWhile I walk these streets of goldFire beneath me feeling hotI know you're not 'cause you're so coldAll I see is redSo get ready for the endGive me your best shot, give all you got 'cause you knowYou can't push reset and start againEveryone needs a rivalSomeone who can spur you onAnd make you feel invincibleThe thrill is irresistibleI will defeat youYeah, I know I'm gonna beat youI've waited too damn long for my time to shineI'm gonna take you down I'm gonna take what's mineEveryone needs a rivalSomeone who can spur you onAnd make you feel invincibleThe thrill is irresistibleI will defeat youYeah, I know I'm gonna beat youI've waited too damn long for my time to shineI'm gonna take the world by storm Yeah, I'm elite and you're forlorn
Ken Ashcorp - Ryder Or Riot Ken Ashcorp 2012-10-14 | Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/ryder-or-riotiTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/ryder-or-riot-single/id570823609Ryder Or Riot is a song about one of my favorite wrestlers, Zack Ryder, who inspires me to take to the internet and make something of myself, each time he appears on RAW! I want this to feel like a theme for his rise to greatness in the WWE!twitter.com/ZackRyderCover art by: http://redrumfightinggames.tumblr.comPromotional art by: http://siobhanchiffon.tumblr.comLYRICS:----------------Oh RadioTell me everything you know, know, know!Woo Woo WooWoo Woo WooRyder Or RiotCan't keep me quietI just keep screamingWoo Woo WooI can't deny itCome on and try itThey all keep screamingWoo Woo WooY'all make the connectionGoing viral like a damn infectionPicking up traction, check the inflectionWoo Woo Woo, it's the health inspectionYa, I heard you was SIIIIIICKCheck out my next trickI'mma take what I know about the netAnd get far too over on your TV set(Yeah!)The Ultimate BroskiFrom the LI, I was sentI've been to hell and back 'cause I was so hell bentBeing this good is a crimeSipping my bud light and limeThe girls they think that I'm fineYeah they all know it's my timeShe's bad for meShe's got nothing that I want, nothing that I needYou only get one one chanceYou wanna show off? Come on and show itI won't miss this, I won't blow itWoo Woo Woo, you know it!Woo Woo WooWoo Woo WooRyder Or RiotCan't keep me quietI just keep screamingWoo Woo WooI can't deny itCome on and try itThey all keep screamingWoo Woo WooTrue Long Island storyCould fill an hourThey call me iron manI got the powerI turn it upTan bed and speedoChicago crowd going loud for the greatest guidoIt's time to mark outI ain't Henry but there ain't no doubtI'mma scream and shout till my lungs get soreWhen we're going on RAW then we're going in rawLooking like a heel but it's just a bootGot me jobbing all night, yeah I'm 'bout to shootAlways in the fav 5, I make the list mootKayfabe running wild, I collect the lootYeah, money in the bankI step up for the slammy, I know who to thankWhen I swagger on stage, I got this in the bagCheck the hashtag, you could never hold this swagYou could never be this stylinYeah, you could never catch my flow(Uh huh)I hear the whole crowd admiringCheck my status, are you serious bro?She's so damn bad for meShe's got nothing that I want, nothing that I needYou only get one one chanceYou wanna show off? Come on and show itI won't miss this, I won't blow itWoo Woo Woo, you know it!Ryder Or RiotCan't keep me quietI just keep screamingWoo Woo WooRyder Or RiotCan't keep me quietI just keep screamingWoo Woo WooI can't deny itCome on and try itThey all keep screamingWoo Woo WooRyder Or RiotCan't keep me quietI just keep screamingWoo Woo WooI can't deny itCome on and try itThey all keep screamingWoo Woo WooTrue Long Island storyCould fill an hourThey call me iron manI got the powerI turn it upTan bed and speedoChicago crowd going loud for the greatest guidoI'm so addictiveCall me MSGYeah, I'm a Pay-Per-View But you can roll with meThis is my only chanceI ain't about to throw itTake care, spike your hairWoo woo woo, you know it!
Ken Ashcorp - Shut Up And Trust This Ken Ashcorp 2012-09-28 | Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/shut-up-and-trust-thisiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/shut-up-and-trust-this-single/id567162553ART BY: http://jenpenn.tumblr.com and http://michafrar.tumblr.com (so check it there)A combination of the final two lines of Disgaea 2, Shut Up And Trust This is also a combination of two points of view and two different voices. I guess you might say that this song holds a lot of weight to myself! TWO!Lyrics----------Moving forward directionally Meant to be taking strides in our lives intellectually Infecting me with a cure that I was never meant to see (Ooooo) I'll make you feel better Yeah I'll make you feel sane There's a second voice inside my head it tells me (Yeah) Shut up and trust this I wanna go I wanna know I wanna show you something better than before So shut up and trust this Oh I can't take it any more I'm like a crimson flame Maybe if I try then I can spark and ignite her Yeah when I called, you came You twisted the thorn but you made me brighter (Ohhh) I'll make you feel better Yeah I'll make you feel sane There's a second voice inside my head it tells me (Yeah) Shut up and trust this I wanna go I wanna know I wanna show you something better than before So shut up and trust this Oh I can't take it any more We level like an RPG We're magnitude 10, you're magnitude 3.3 If it ain't broke, don't fix it I'm so conflicted and you're so restricted Listen, listen, listen To the sound of my voice And drown out all the pain Yeah, it's okay to cry I wonder why I feel the same I'm like a crimson flame Maybe if I try then I can spark and ignite her But she feels bruised and maimed Maybe she's not listening to the voice inside her (Ohhh) I'll make you feel better Yeah I'll make you feel sane There's a second voice inside my head it tells me Yeah I wanna go I wanna know I wanna show you something better than before So shut up and trust this Yeah I wanna go I wanna know I wanna show you something better than before So shut up and trust this Oh I can't take it any more
Ken Ashcorp - Girlchan in Paradise Theme Song Ken Ashcorp 2012-08-12 | A LONG TIME AGO Arin wanted to update the Girlchan Theme Song for the next episode. He asked me to do it and, at first, all I was cranking out was horrible music. Then I went back to the drawing board a year later and, well, here we are today. This was made ALL THE WAY BACK IN MARCH. I think it shows.Art by Nandi: http://nandipandi.tumblr.comHAVE A FREEBIE: http://www.mediafire.com/?bw14w76vga4r5qvnyannersgoesdokidoki.mp3 will be made available for the small fee of $20,000.Lyrics----------------------My Blazing Heart Still beats for youYou know it's trueGIRLCHANGet together, make things better, work togetherYou know everything will be alright(Doki doki)Eating Hotdogs on the rooftops pull out all the stopsEven if we're brothers, we still have to fightCherry blossom falls around youThe Hot Heat rages onThis line in Japanese doesn't translate well in this songGIRLCHANMy love for you is like a truckGIRLCHANOur enemies are out of luck
Ken Ashcorp - Supernatural Ken Ashcorp 2012-08-05 | Bandcamp (Flac+HQ): http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/supernaturaliTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/supernatural-single/id551920752Supernatural is a slower and more melodic song. It's also heavily inspired by a really great cartoon.Yes, Oregon is pronounced more like "Organ" to a select few...Art by Rose: http://inkydonkey.tumblr.comLyrics---------------Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you Or you'll miss me when I'm gone Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon And I'm gonna set things straight again I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna show the world the supernatural I wasn't prepared to be a scared young boy I wasn't prepared to be read like Tolstoy And destroy These feelings I feel inside This war and peace inside my mind Finding things I shouldn't find This time they're out to get you You kinda scare me and I wanna let you Go And find another adventure C'mon let's go I found something interesting and we should discover it together Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you Or you'll miss me when I'm gone Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon And I'm gonna set things straight again I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna show the world the supernatural I wasn't prepared to be a full grown man I wasn't prepared to take your hand A plan? You already know me Feel this one and just go with me An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind If I can't see then I can't find These things that are out to get you You kinda scare me and I wanna let you Go And find another adventure C'mon let's go I found something interesting and we should discover it together Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you Or you'll miss me when I'm gone Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon And I'm gonna set things straight again I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna show the world the supernatural Call my name I'm still here Feeling safe When you're near This magic is tragic Just to see me smile Won't you hold me for a while? Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you Or you'll miss me when I'm gone Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon Gonna set things straight again I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna show the world the supernatural Yeah, I'll gravitate towards you Or you'll miss me when I'm gone Cause things are getting creepy in this sleepy state of Oregon And I'm gonna set things straight again I'm gonna prove them wrong I'm gonna show the world the supernatural
Ken Ashcorp - Dunkmaster Yi (League of Legends Champion Rocks) Ken Ashcorp 2012-06-22 | MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?tvq81hgfg8j315hInspired off of "pro as heck guide to master yi" this original song encompasses all the things that aspiring dunkers need in order to become the Master Yi that they see in their dreams. (And also I managed to mistype "zeal" as "xeal" everywhere. 2pro.)Lyrics:----------------------5 red sodas and the x man clawsWhen I step up in the rift yeah they give me applauseI'm a machine, gotta win cause there ain't no drawsBuckle up baby, lock the doorsThey say I'm getting overzealousBut I just got too much zealHaunted by my sex appealSeeing through the third eye how about sevenFeed me all game 23-0-11Lean back baby, I'mma take you to heavenSoothe my soulOh, I'm gonna meditate on this one for a whileLose controlThey say that I'm broken but they're just in denialPhantom, dance the night awayCause you know I got the funkTop or mid or bottom laneYeah you know it's time to dunkI'm master YiI'm not surprised that they're all jealousPerfect champ and perfect buildIt's a crime that I'm just so skilledSo crank it up baby, there's no time for riposteWhen you roll against the alpha yeah you know that you lostLove it when losing, I'm gonna win whatever the costSoothe my soulOh, I'm gonna meditate on this one for a whileLose controlThey say that I'm broken but they're just in denialPhantom, dance the night awayCause you know I gotHACKEE IS A NOOBLORD (nooblord, nooblord)Gonna mid or AFKYeah you know it's time to dunkI'm master YiI'm master YiI'm master Yi
Ken Ashcorp - A Song for Nyanners Birthday Ken Ashcorp 2012-06-15 | RIP IN PEACE, FAGET JUNE 14th IS 4 LOSERZNyanners is a cool bro and turned 19 today. As such, she gets an awkward song.Also I'm using resources from the DUNKMASTER YI song that I'm doing so the drums are probably exactly the same WOOPS but I made this in like an hour so I guess that's cool.http://www.youtube.com/user/Nyannershttp://www.youtube.com/user/NyannersVAArt by some nerdMP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?gwl5m4hpsys4gt3Lyrics------------------------Oh shit I'm sorrySorry for what?Aaaaa I got to thinking that you're kinda hotAaaaa Preach it babyDaddy knows bestNow give it to me, give it to me with dat flat chestVersatile, she makes me smileStay for a while, get in the TVThey say that she's a slut and that she's got a flat buttBut that's just far too moe for meWhen you hear dat voice on lineYou're thinking "Damn she's fine"Can only be one girlIt's fucking nyannersTake it or leave itWhether you believe itThat's her real voice babyDrives you crazyShe's a lady, not a dude with a voice changerWhen you hear dat voice onlineYou'd be toeing the lineIf you said "That's Lilypichu"Well, it's not, it's fucking nyannersTake it or leave itWhether you believe itI would die to have that voiceAnd if I could then I would fucking thieve it
Ken Ashcorp - Touch Fluffy Tail Ken Ashcorp 2012-05-21 | Bandcamp (HQ): http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/touch-fluffy-tailiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/touch-fluffy-tail-single/id529441027Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/track/4RVrjlX3Dc7ZsEpJBJyUzcHora Hora~ Game of the year, all years, Monster Girl Quest (Monmusu Quest! Zenshou ~Makereba Youjo ni Okasareru~) provides an accurate portrayal of fighting for the greater good. I'll never lose because, if I do, the monster girls will violate me. And that's terrible. I have too much fun playing this NOT SAFE FOR WORK AT ALL game and I had too much fun making this song. Hope you enjoy it! Special thanks to Nyanners and Ste (http://getvent.tumblr.com) for making all of this possible.--------------------------Lyrics:Pick up my sword it's time to do business Strap on my cloak I'm 'bout to roll with this When you're this swag this world just bows at your knees Call me the chef cause I'll make your blood boil (Hora Hora) Gimme some of dat coil Snake oil 'cause you know I aim to please Tickle my fancy, tickle my prostate Don't get me off cause I'll just get irate Put in my place but I'll break out once again All these encounters may just leave me scarred And when I'm rock hard, I fucking rock hard Like Alice, we're down the rabbit hole my friend I don't give a damn, not an iota Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail Lately I know I'm going so crazy Never thought goodness would be so hazy Once you wrap me up yeah you know I'm caught But sorry, baby, I just can't get with this Gotta get out and get back to business Tofu or Tail? Oh, it's food for thought I don't give a damn, not an iota Motherfucker, I'm the Straightest Shota I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail We'll see the light of day again my dear Let's go on an adventure The heavens frown upon us on this day But I've still got my quota Motherfucker, I'm the straightest shota I'm on a quest of which I know that I can never fail I will prevail Even though there may be many foes stalking my trail I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail (Oooooo) I'm in love Weak at the knees and yeah I'm growing pale Only one thing left to do Touch Fluffy Tail
Ken Ashcorp - Britland City Theme Ken Ashcorp 2012-04-17 | http://www.britlandcity.comMP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?79s7fa7h0isl8ccImage: http://britland-city.deviantart.com/gallery/?25482456#/d4qs31yBack in the good old days where I used to frequent art sites, Fearn (http://fefetheteagirl.tumblr.com) and a few friends created a series called "Britland City", which was the culmination of drinks + superheroes. Along with Teagirl, Coffeeboy, Edward S Presso, JTO and many others, Britland City was one of those fun things that we did as kids to pass the time.Now, 6 odd years on from when Fearn started the idea, I bring to you a "theme" of sorts. Imagine that this would be in front of a kids TV show or something. Another fun test of creating something in a short while. Plz respo---enjoy...-------------------------------------Lyrics:Interspersed with memories oh so clearAbout how we dissipate and disappearWe're oh so far away and yet so nearProtecting all the things that you hold dearAnd who will watch the watchmen now?And who will blend into the crowd?And who will hear them screaming out?And who's the face behind the cowl?I'd rather not find outI'm a soldier of fortuneFortunate enough to march to my own tuneTarget sighted, unrequitedI can't stop it, I'll just fight itI'm invincibleUntil you find me outWe're superheroesWe're superheroes
Ken Ashcorp - 20 Percent Cooler Ken Ashcorp 2011-11-16 | iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/20-percent-cooler-single/id481673957Bandcamp (High Quality): http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/20-percent-coolerDJ Alex S. (REMIX!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWd5x09gWoEAnyone for a rousing tune comprised of pony filled cartoons and club-like music? Didn't think so. But here's 20 Percent Cooler, a massive shout-out to something that's entertained me for quite some time. Thanks, Lauren. And a massive thanks to Siobhan for providing me with some SWAG artwork.http://siobhanchiffon.tumblr.comLyrics:Yeah I own this beatYou can call me the king or the rulerFelon on bass, getting hoarse at the micWe're getting 20 percent coolerWe had a great day outCalling my name like Ferris BuellerIt's time to wrap this upWe're getting 20 percent cooler7 colors in your hairGet your boots on dear 'cause we're going out thereDon't care bout the dress codePut it on, let's goGirls go wild 'cause we're going "al fresco"Ha!No need to performHands on our bodies gonna keep our skills warmWe need social reform 'cause we're just so criminalLinguist subliminal, damages minimalTop percentile, largest fractionMassive attraction, girl-on-girl actionStop that, I'm gonna need a redactionDrop that, you already got your reactionMe? I'm gonna keep on smilingYou? You're gonna need restylingI got the quote backFrom the jewelerYou're getting 20 percent coolerYeah I own this beatYou can call me the king or the rulerFelon on bass, getting hoarse at the micWe're getting 20 percent coolerWe had a great day outCalling my name like Ferris BuellerIt's time to wrap this upWe're getting 20 percent coolerWe're getting 20 percent cooler! x4ShhhhhhhhReduce that trebleThere's an 8 or 9 who think they're on my levelLike a rebel in a bunker getting shelled with a mortarBump up and down cause I think you ought'a Place your hand on my thighDon't be coy, I can hear you sighGrinding your hips, I'll be flashing my pinkAnd in ten seconds flat you'll be back with a drinkWooo!Bring out the BacardiTwilight, Sparkle, up in the partyTap that, like a phone in the cold warRoom on the third floor, knocking at my front doorMe? I'm kind of a rarityYou? Work that dexterityLean back now, here's what I meantGetting cooler by 20 percentYeah I own this beatYou can call me the king or the rulerFelon on bass, getting hoarse at the micWe're getting 20 percent coolerWe had a great day outCalling my name like Ferris BuellerIt's time to wrap this upWe're getting 20 percent coolerWe're getting 20 percent cooler! x4Yeah I own this beatYou can call me the king or the rulerFelon on bass, getting hoarse at the micWe're getting 20 percent coolerWe had a great day outCalling my name like Ferris BuellerIt's time to wrap this upWe're getting 20 percent cooler
Ken Ashcorp - PvP (Blizzcon 2011 Song Contest WINNER 1st Place) Ken Ashcorp 2011-10-22 | Bandcamp: http://kenashcorp.bandcamp.com/track/pvpiTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/pvp-single/id475371554Free MP3: http://www.mediafire.com/?fh8pk1rezmli5ftHere it is! The Blizzcon Song Contest Winning Entry 2011!!! Though you've only heard a snippet before, this is the real deal. Unfortunately, due to Blizzard's rules, the entire song is under two minutes long. However, this song more than makes up for the lack of space! PvP follows my adventures through both life in the world of Azeroth and my own life as well. Whether it's a beautiful Night Elf Rogue, trapped in a tower in Tol Barad or whether it's a girl, out of my reach, this song is about love AND my love for World of Warcraft. I always said I'd make a song chronicling my rise from 1-85 and this is as good as it's going to get! Please enjoy the 1st place winning entry from Blizzard's Song Contest 2011!Lyrics:This is my war song all for you I just do not know what to do I keep on coming back it's true At 10 I knew my place was here So leave your doubts and have no fear The righteous path is clear Pay me no heed I'm about to cause a shakeup Why won't you just wake up Why can't you just take up Arms to defend yourself against me? Dashing young rogues can't be helped when consecrated I still stand elated Even when berated Wish you could just see what I see The gates have opened once again A winter valley, summer sand And all my friends, they tell me Yeah, you got class Yeah, you got style How will you make it at 85? This world's a battleground You're lucky, even now, to be alive From the ruins to the flag I'll take it back I'll strike you down I'll strike you down Under-geared everywhere I look around me Gnomes can still astound me Trying to confound me We don't have this problem, but you do Excuse me miss, but I'd like to cash my honor Thought I was a goner Should have done a runner But I still stood and fought for you From the ruins to the flag I'll take it back I'll strike you down I'll strike you down Tol Barad It ain't so bad Surrounded by my friends Brave the weather Fight the storm Stay together Live once more Overpowered, my desire Is to meet you in that spire I'm on fire, can't cool down, oh can't you see? It means too much to me My life is PVP
