Speeding car hits the back of Kings Live Musicvortmax19812026-09-30 | Speeding car hits the back of Kings Live MusicA Guide for Beginnersvortmax19812025-09-05 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/vortmax81A Guide for Beginnersvortmax19812025-09-05 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/vortmax81Katamari Time!vortmax19812025-09-05 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/vortmax81Katamari Time!vortmax19812025-09-02 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/vortmax81George HW Bush speech editvortmax19812016-12-02 | I have no idea how old this is, but I'm surprised I couldn't find it on here.
TRANSCRIPT:
You know, Barbara is unstable. She is too big, and spends too much. She's nagging, lazy, and uninspired. But when Barbara holds my pride, I have always risen to the occasion. This may seem frivolous, and I don't mean it so, but this weekend we did it together, right here in this chamber. Pushing my missile, inch by inch, further and deeper, and I'm huge, and I came twice. Really!
But this is no time to boast. Tonight she wanted me to know that someday, having a good time must end. Which means, no more next year than this year. Oh no, this will not stand! She now recognizes that I have needs -- my piece is hard and it has been languishing in these hallowed halls for years now. There are certain things that a President can do without the wife, and I'm gonna do them. Lemmie level with ya: I relish a good hand job, and I cannot wait. Let me tell you what you can do. Give me the same thing 43 Governors have -- a new woman under complete government control. And you pay the bill.
And finally, I had a joint tonight, and it is kicking in....now. And that is fine. No one ever thinks "I need drugs." But after all, a man needs a vice. You know, I have bad dreams. This time I saw Elvis -- that thief -- making fun of my life, and you know, my thing. *This* will not stand.
Thank you, and God bless our beloved country.Komm, Susser Asteroidvortmax19812015-08-09 | Video simulation of a 500km asteroid impact by Discovery Channel set to "Komm, Susser Tod" from End of Evangelion.Spoken Word Night 25 - Tales from the DRCvortmax19812011-05-09 | An original play, loosely based on the history of the DRC Restoration of D'ni and the Ages. Performed live on September 20, 2006 in the Cavern, by a group of Explorers.
[Performed and recorded in the game Until Uru, by Cyan Worlds, Inc. Written and performed by players.]
The Bad Boys and Girls of UruHaunted Conesvortmax19812011-05-09 | Haunted cones appear in the UruObsession Neighborhood! Captured on video by Vortmax.SWN25 Teaser Trailervortmax19812011-05-09 | Spoken Word Night 25 will eat your brain!
Wednesday, September 20, 2006. 6PM Cavern Time. D'mala Shard. Be there for an event you will never forget.
http://www.vidkid7.org/??? (Can you find the secret?)SWN 50 - Drunken Kodama Karaokevortmax19812008-04-05 | Spoken Word Night 50: Drunken DRC Karaoke Party!
Wednesday, April 9, 2008, in Uru Live. (With a little help from the Maker...)Haunted Cones 2 - Coned by Dawn!vortmax19812007-06-16 | I have previously documented strange cone behavior, moving by themselves. But now, I bring you further proof of the cone uprising! They coned poor Amun Aten while he was away, and kept attacking him until he vanished! Beware, for the Cone Wars are coming, and if you're not careful you too will be Coned by Dawn! (Join us in Uru Live! http://www.mystonline.com )Uru Live St. Patricks Day Paradevortmax19812007-03-19 | Footage of the 3rd Annual D'ni St. Patrick's Day Parade! Held in 5 neighborhoods on Saturday, March 17, 2007.
Visit http://www.mystonline.comUrwin Footagevortmax19812007-03-11 | Footage of the Urwin (nicknamed Steve by some) from the age of Neghilan. Filmed by joaopedro.
Visit http://www.mystonline.com to learn more.Goodbye Until Uruvortmax19812007-02-27 | On the last day of Until Uru, I decided to go around and shut down everything in my Ages, as if putting it into storage. Though we now have Uru Live, it was still sad to lose Until Uru. This is my farewell to UU, and a thanks to all those who kept it going.
Join us in Myst Online: Uru Live at http://www.mystonline.comMyst Lemmings Trailervortmax19812007-01-01 | I didn't make this one -- it was created by Lonely-to-25, but sadly his site has vanished. This is a great parody trailer combining Myst and Lemmings! Thanks to BrettM for sending it to me.Taking the Long Way Around to Uru Livevortmax19812006-12-16 | A celebration of the return of Uru Live, this video represents the long way around we've all taken to get back to D'ni. Join us at http://www.mystonline.comRoam Around Dni - Masterpiece Editionvortmax19812006-12-07 | A music video made by Vortmax (Josh Draper), with clips from Until Uru and Uru: Complete Chronicles by Cyan Worlds set to "Roam" by The B-52s
This is a remastered version, with most scenes lightened and other small changes.Trailer - Spoken Word Night 25vortmax19812006-09-19 | Spoken Word Night 25 - Tales from the DRC. A unique play, performed live in Until Uru. Join us Wednesday, September 20, 2006, at 6PM Cavern Time in the SWN25 'hood on D'mala. See our threads at the UO, DRC, or Slackers forums to get tickets.SWN 25 Trailer 1 - Dni Parkvortmax19812006-09-16 | Our first real trailer for Spoken Word Night 25.
Join us Wednesday, September 20, 2006, at 6PM Cavern Time in the SWN25 'hood on D'mala. See our threads at the UO, DRC, or Slackers forums to get tickets.SWN 25 Teaser Trailervortmax19812006-09-13 | Spoken Word Night 25 will eat your brain!
Wednesday, September 20, 2006. 6PM Cavern Time. D'mala Shard. Be there for an event you will never forget.
http://www.vidkid7.org/??? (Can you find the secret?)Happy Feet (Dancing in Dni)vortmax19812006-07-29 | People having fun in D'ni. Video from "Until Uru", audio is "Happy Feet" from the "Something for Everybody" album.Rock Lobsters?vortmax19812006-07-09 | The B-52s, Family Guy, and Uru: Complete Chronicles combine in this strange little videoRoam Around Dnivortmax19812006-07-06 | A music video made by Vortmax (Josh Draper), with clips from Until Uru and Uru: Complete Chronicles by Cyan Worlds set to "Roam" by The B-52sHaunted Conesvortmax19812006-07-02 | Haunted cones appear in the UruObsession Neighborhood! Captured on video by Vortmax.Uru Live GameTap Promovortmax19812006-05-15 | The promo for Uru Live on GameTap. See http://www.urulive.com for more info.