[YTP] Aperture Science Sells Faulty Products AlpacaHawk 2017-03-20 | Cave Johnson presents the investors with the latest innovations and investment opportunites from Aperture Science. However, all problems lead to one common denominator...As a big fan of the Portal series, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make a video on these investment opportunities (pun intended). This was an interesting source to work with and I greatly enjoyed making this project. As usual, I hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Just an update, things are finalising and I will be moving house soon, and then going on a holiday for a few weeks. While I am working on videos when I can, I expect delays in uploading, or minimal activity on the channel over May and June (although I appear to be taking my sweet time already). I'm sorry about that, but that is life.Up next, a short Spider-Man video. I'm also working on a big Star Wars project, so expect something in the near future.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Jameson Fires Everyone AlpacaHawk 2021-05-10 | J Jonah Jameson is a ruthless boss with no mercy and is quick to fire and prosecute anyone who makes a mistake or doesn't agree with him. Unfortunately, because Peter Parker fails at life, he bears the brunt of Jameson's fury. I end where I began, with Spider-Man 2. This may not be as epic as Avengers Ensemble, but it just felt right to finish with one of my favourite sources. It kind of pays tribute to my origins by bringing it home, sandwiching all my work between two videos on Spider-Man. I always have a blast working with this source and I especially enjoyed focusing on Jameson. Honestly, there are plenty of other scripts that I had done and other sources I wanted to edit (including multiple attempts at a PPFAL prequel using the first Spider-Man film but always had technical difficulties and one time I lost the whole project, sorry that video never happened despite my best intentions), but the time has come. I really hope you are entertained one final time by my content and have a good laugh. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for one more :)This is my final parody video, but the "one more" I still have to finish off is my retirement video. After all the support you guys have given me over the last 8 years, I felt I should at least say some sort of goodbye and thank you rather than just disappear after my final video. So expect that soon. This final YTP (and also the retirement video) were supposed to be done and uploaded a while ago ( I actually wanted to upload my retirement on the anniversary of my creating the channel or my first video) but life has just been busy. As mentioned before, this is one of the reasons I am retiring. But I will finish what I started and send myself off properly.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Avengers Ensemble AlpacaHawk 2021-02-06 | When a glorious boot wearing alien dog comes to earth to steal fish and chips, Mace Windu must assemble a response team. Unfortunately, he chooses the most dysfunctional and incompetent heroes on the planet: - Titanium Man: idiotic, billionaire, cheeseburger enthusiast - Capsicle America: living legend that doesn't live up to the legend- Thor: has a mean swing but can't catch or throw- Black Widow: master assassin demoted to designated driver- Hawkeye: one of Fury's sharpest men, understands how doors work- Hulk: a guy with breathtaking cat food issuesBut when all else fails, there's always the Blow Stuff Up Initiative.The feature length video of the first Avengers movie has finally been assembled. Had tonnes of fun (and frustration) putting this together as one of my final major projects. Even though it's long, I didn't really want to take anything out, so the full experience is here for you to enjoy. I'm sorry that the video quality is not that spectacular, but this is the best I could do with what I had (dying computer, failing applications, etc. Notes below for those that care about BTS). Hope the content itself more than makes up for it and please enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)(Edit) For some reason viewing on YouTube looks worse than the original file. At least for me. So yeah, sorry about the quality but there's nothing I can do about it.It's lucky this thing even got made.Well, I said this was fun in the making, but it was also a massive and somewhat painful undertaking. Couldn't get the quality to come out that nice, but it's still watchable. The darker scenes get more pixelated. Then the audio itself was out of sync by 4 frames, so for every individual clip I used I had to separate the audio and move it 4 frames so it would be correct, which is a tedious thing to constantly do. But I put in the time and finally I had this pretty much complete and then I took a holiday. Came back to find that my computer brain is essentially dying (my tech friend that tried to help me fix it basically said "how the heck is thing still alive?") and functionality is dropping off. Source material either corrupted or computer simply can't read it, thus compromising all the work I had done. Which was many, many hours. Nothing was salvageable. So I reimported all the media from the movie and reassembled everything (especially the sentence mixing) from scratch. Built it in 10 separate smaller projects, because now my iMovie can't handle too much in a project before slowing and freezing, and then combined them all together at the end. Cherry on top was finally deciding on a title and wanting to call it 'Avengers Disassemble', which would've really worked with the storyline, characters and themes of the video. Then found that name was already taken :(TL;DR - many hours to complete massive project, everything failed and unusable, many more hours spent building it all from scratch. Essentially had to make this entire video twice.P.S. Looks like Hawkeye's head is on fire in the thumbnail. Unintended, but funny.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Morpheus Takes Peter Parker To See The Oracle AlpacaHawk 2021-01-17 | Despite Peter Parker's unsuccessful training attempts and his apathy towards the importance of the Matrix, Morpheus still believes in his potential as The One and he takes Peter to see The Oracle. There Peter gets lectured about fake spoons, his inability to read Latin and how his attitude and inadequacies will lead to the death of either himself or his teacher.The third and final instalment of this unofficial mini series crossing over Peter Parker into The Matrix, and the final episode of 'Morpheus Searches For The One'. I had enjoyed making this and I hope you enjoy this final cross over style video. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I have two final full length YTPs to upload and my retirement video, then I will officially be done. One YTP ended up being 20 minutes because I just went nuts and included almost everything in case it was my last hurrah.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Duel of the Mates 2 AlpacaHawk 2021-01-17 | Anakin and Obi-Wan confront Yoda about his betrayal of the Jedi...This is an old edit that was made as a sequel to the first 'Duel of the Mates' that I kind of forgot about. It's nothing spectacular, just some cropping and rearranging. But I thought the overall idea was funny. And since I'm about to retire I figured that I may as well share everything left, even the mediocre stuff. Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Wallace Forgets Something Important AlpacaHawk 2020-12-29 | Rocket Science 101: Introduction to Launching Below GroundI had this one idea ages ago but didn't have a full video to put it in. Enjoy.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)In other news, on the brink of my end of 2020 retirement and coming back from a holiday ready to upload my final videos, I found that my projects have become weirdly corrupted somehow and unwatchable. There was to be a final big YTP, maybe one or two small ones, and a final goodbye. I really wanted to share these so I am attempting to assemble (wink wink) them in available hours of the next few days in order to be true to my plan. There's a chance I may slightly carry over into January but, hey, I did say "expected" to retire.Disclaimer: I own nothing and d not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Wallace & Gromit: The Hearse of the Square Babbitt AlpacaHawk 2020-11-14 | Aside from endangering the lives of their fellow citizens by recklessly driving around in their mechanically unsound vehicle, the materialistic Wallace and Gromit run a pest control business and charge exorbitant fees in order to fund their side project making alternative nutritional smoothies. In other news, Victor keeps blurting out his schemes to his prey and the traumatised reverend has a little too much alcohol prior to his next church appearance.The dynamic duo are back again for another insanity driven adventure. This is the other section to the original that was over 20 minutes long, but I decided to split them into 2 different videos, with different themes and characters arcs in each. Twice the video, double the fall. I mean fun. Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :) Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of Chancellor Plasticine AlpacaHawk 2020-10-01 | Upon being discovered to be a Sith Lord, Palpatine has gone into hiding, taking up residence in a small town in England as the local vicar. Meanwhile, Wallace tries to undergo liposuction due to him being unable to process vegetables and Victor has a problem with an overdeveloped trigger finger. After making a cameo appearance in Chicken Walk, the dynamic duo take the spotlight in their own adventure. This was originally over 20 minutes long so I decided to split them into 2 different videos, with different themes and characters arcs in each. So there will be another full length W&G video to come. Twice the video, double the fall.. I mean fun.Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)This particular video stemmed from the fact that when I was younger the vicar looked like Palpatine to me. He still gives me that vibe. So that's the reason for all the Palpatine references.For those wondering what happened to Bionicle: Web of Shadows, it's probably isn't going to happen. I did want to do it and tie off the trilogy, but at this point I don't have a lot of material for it (I had started W&G a while ago, during Bonkle 1 & 2 but before any work on 3). With the few projects I definitely want to complete before retiring, Bionicle WoS unfortunately does not fit into my remaining timetable. I may return to it later if there's time and more script, but at this point it does not seem likely so don't get your hopes up. Sorry to the Bonkle fans who were expecting it and know that it does not mean I don't like the movie any less or that I didn't want to. I'm just running out of time.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] BONKLE: Legends of Metro City AlpacaHawk 2020-08-18 | In the time before the time before time, Vakama and the other Turaga of Mata Nui were themselves a team of incompetent Toa. When their predecessor, Toa Lhikan, tasks them with the all-important mission of saving ‘the heart of Metru Nui’ and doesn’t bother to clarify exactly what that is, the bewildered Vakama and the other Toa flounder around in confusion and discover their mask powers. Concurrently, Vakama receives distressing visions of the Matrix and seeks out the Avengers for help. While Whenua’s lame mask turns him into a flashlight and receives criticism from everyone, the others use their newfound abilities to mess with each other. Meanwhile, Makuta takes control of the city, despite making no attempt to hide his subterfuge and blatantly outing himself in public.Definitely been wanting to do this movie for a while, though I really struggled to get stuff out of this movie initially. And there (should be) more Bionicle on the way. For myself, the Bionicle fans, as well as the general audience of AlpacaHawk, please enjoy.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I found this movie more difficult than MoL, and so far WoS is proving to be even more so. But it finally (as usual) took off and I ended up with way more material than expected. I was going to make it shorter and then maybe have a deleted scenes, because I really wanted to include everything. But with retirement on the way I figured as may as well give it everything before I go. That will pretty much be the standard from now on: long videos and include almost everything as part of my last hoorah.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Makuta Joins The Flat Earth Society AlpacaHawk 2020-07-03 | (Subtitles have been created)After breaking his toe from stepping on Lego, Makuta Teridax has been cooped up in his lair for too long and has started to go crazy. Becoming a Flat Earth advocate, his attempts to convince others culminate in the most important battle of our time.I had a lot of fun making this one. This production was a combination of a sentence mixing exercise and the fact that most of the Bionicle YTPs have very little Makuta in them. So in order to show some appreciation for one of my favourite villains, he is the focus in this story. Hope you enjoy.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thanks for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Ta-Koro Dance Party AlpacaHawk 2020-06-20 | To celebrate the construction of the new Kolhii stadium, Vakama holds a large dance party. But this attracts the attention of some local Rahkshi that weren't invited. Just a fun little video in the meantime while I finish off some things. Hope you enjoy. There's some more Bionicle and non-Bionicle stuff to come.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not see to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] BONKLE: The Last Lightbender AlpacaHawk 2020-05-12 | In the time before time on the Island of Mata Nui, two incompetent Matoran discover the mask of light and embark on a journey to find the seventh Toa and stop Makuta, while the current 6 equally incompetent Toa blatantly disregard the 3 virtues to the point of causing injury to the Matoran they are supposed to protect. Tahu also has an obsession with the lava falls and drags anyone else down with him.After including snippets and references in previous videos, Bionicle has finally been given the full length chance it deserves. My brothers and I grew up on Bionicle G1 so I had a lot of fun making this. I initially get this off the ground, but then a few months ago the ideas just flowed and it is now one of my longest videos. And there's more Bionicle on the way. For myself, the other Bionicle fans, as well as the general audience of AlpacaHawk, please enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Morpheus Frees Peter Parkers Mind AlpacaHawk 2020-04-02 | After Peter Parker breezes over Morpheus' lesson on the Matrix system, its dangerous agents and Peter's potential as The One, Morpheus moves Peter Parker onto the next stage of his training.Consider this part 2 of the previous instalment. I actually need to thank those who commented on the previous video for giving me the idea. I can't believe I didn't think to include this myself (maybe because of my previous 'Spider-Man Meets The Matrix' video I had already ticked that crossover box in my head). Thanks and hope you enjoy. I have some more ideas of this cross over that may or may not come to fruition, I might even make it a mini series. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank yo for watching and stay tuned for more :)Also I would just like to say thank you for all the positive comments about me and this channel that I received from the last video, as well as over the years. I really appreciate it. Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Morpheus Trains Peter Parker AlpacaHawk 2020-03-25 | Morpheus continues his search for The One and believes Peter Parker might be the right guy, so he tries to teach Peter the importance of the Matrix.Made this a while ago but I just didn't get around to uploading it. I am working on a few projects at the moment so here is an appetiser for more to come come. Hope you enjoy this cross, I certainly did. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned fore more :)To those who bother with reading, I will explain my year absence. I have not been entirely inactive, only when it comes to uploads. I have been working on some stuff here and there over the year, more so in the recent months. However, life has just been really busy. There was a period where I didn't work on anything.I think it is fair to say that I will be retiring this year. As much fun as it is to make these and then read all your comments, I can't keep doing this forever. I like my videos to be good quality, so the regular YTPs take time to make. And this has to be slotted around important life stuff, as well as other hobbies and things I enjoy. As I said, life is busy and the older you get the less time you have, so something has to give eventually. I still have some projects I want to finish first and then retire properly, instead of just disappearing like half of you probably thought I did this time.I was actually supposed to retire last year, but turns out I was too busy to finish up and retire [insert Palpatine "Ironic" meme here].Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Mr Darkside Calls A Cab AlpacaHawk 2019-03-24 | A Sith puts a band together so he can sing about his health and financial troubles.It's an older source, sir. But it checks out. When I had this idea it was meant to be an afternoon project on a chill weekend afternoon, which then, as usual, blew out into a full project that took a while to finalise because I just kept adding to it. The video is longer than the source material...A lot of hard work went into this one, considering it primarily revolves on the sentence mixing, so I hope it paid off and you enjoy it.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Star Trek: Into Pengwings AlpacaHawk 2019-01-07 | The future is a crazy place. A madman seeks revenge on Starlet for crimes against his beloved pengwings. Kirk is a terrible captain that has a habit of dying and shoots his mentor after a reprimand. Spock still has trouble governing his emotional outbursts. Bones has a strange obsession with faeces. And when they turn to Spock Prime for help, he seizes the opportunity to make money off his knowledge.I really hope you like this video and think it was worth the wait. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)This one took a long time because I actually was having trouble with the source for a while. I didn't have that much material in the beginning but, as usual, after a few viewings and once I started editing, it got out of control and next thing I knew it was 13 minutes. I've been wanting to steer away from longer videos, but let's just consider this a big hurrah for my return and a thanks for sticking around.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Im Back AlpacaHawk 2019-01-06 | I'm back...After a few months filled with moving, building, holidays and just taking a break in general, I have finally returned.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Update AlpacaHawk 2018-08-28 | AlpacaHawk doesn't die. He's just missing in action...Just so you don't think I'm dead, I thought I'd let you guys know that due to moving house again I will be out of action for a bit. No editing, no internet. However, I will still add to my scripts in the meantime if I think of something, so I can get rolling again once I'm set up in the new place. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Music: "The Story of Bionicle", Mask of Light.Awesome soundtrack.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from these videos. These videos are for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Woody Loses His Schmoe AlpacaHawk 2018-08-08 | After Woody loses his schmoe and gets toynapped by Dennis Nedry, Light Buzzyear travels a long way to find him so he can continue to argue about schmoes and the meaning of a toy's life.After hours of hard work, Toy Story 2 has arrived. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out so I hope you enjoy. I know I said I was going to make shorter videos, and that certainly is the plan, but I kinda got carried away and I didn't really want to split it in half because of the follow through. There will be more Toy Story content in future as well as other projects. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)For those that like extra details, that intro scene with Jameson took a long time to work out. I was using Hitfilm on my brother's computer and it was making it laggy and jumpy during playback and export, so I had to devise a time consuming work around. At least it worked out in the end. Seems like there is always some technological obstacle I have work around.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Woody Dabbing Back In 1995 AlpacaHawk 2018-07-12 | Dabbing is older than you think. [Edit] Turns out it's older than 1995. Never noticed Captain Antilles did it in Star Wars: A New Hope, after getting force choked no less. lol'Hence the slight title change.Just a silly idea I thought of when editing Toy Story a while ago. It's about as close to a dab as Obi-Wan's dab at Darth Maul in TPM. More Toy Story and other movies to come. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I've been really busy and I sort of went on a break. However, I hope to get back in the groove and make more videos. I've been working on a Toy Story 2 video, which should be out soon.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Buzz Is Not A Flying Toy AlpacaHawk 2018-04-25 | Woody's life as a part time leader and full time jerk is turned upside down when Light Buzzyear, a toy who believes himself to be a space cop to combat galactic racism, crash lands his Range Rover into Woody's life and learns he cannot fly.My first full length Toy Story video has arrived. This has been a few years in the making, and I actually started making this video a long time ago, but I lost the project and just never got around to completing. Hope you enjoy. There will be more Toy Story content to come as well. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Production note: I did originally want to mask Peter Parker's screaming face over Buzz's in the beginning using Hitfilm (which my brother uses to make videos), but it kept coming out jumpy for some reason and it was holding everything up. So I just abandoned it. Sorry.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Buzz and Woody Fight Over Bo Peep AlpacaHawk 2018-03-02 | Buzz's arrival to Andy's room causes some rivalry...In preparation for my inevitable and long-time-coming journey into Toy Story, I hope you enjoy this short video. Had this idea over a year ago and just never got around to it. Comment and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I haven't done too much work on videos lately due to having stuff going on and just a busy life in general. I am now getting back into the swing of things, but will be trying to make videos shorter so they will be easier to work on and won't take so long to make (and that has worked out 'great' so far nearly two months later).Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] The Tragedy of Darth Sand AlpacaHawk 2018-01-06 | The end of an era is at hand. Having succumbed to the temptations of sand, Anakin goes postal on younglings and continues to lose his hearing. Obi-Wan tracks him down to the Mufasa System to have a heated argument. Meanwhile, Yoda attempts to twist Darth Idiot so he cannot control the pub or rule the galaxy. The final chapter of the Revenge of the Sand trilogy has arrived and will make a fine addition to my collection. It has taken a while, but I have worked hard on this and I hope that it has paid off. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)The reason for the delay was, yet again, technical issues. I had actually finished the video a little while ago. Aside from taking a holiday, I have been trying to export the video and even had to remake it twice! I wanted to keep it at original quality. However, despite my efforts, the only way I could complete the video is by doing the double export of the project like I did with 'Nero Fires Everything' and 'Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gon's Gin', due to issues with the project being too big. It does mean that the quality is reduced, but I think it's good enough that you can still see what's going on.From now on, I will be doing shorter videos. This will avoid these issues and also means videos won't take as long to make. Win-win.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
The Lion King Meets Star Wars AlpacaHawk 2017-10-24 | Scar has brought peace, freedom, justice and security to his new empire. But Simba will do what he must.While I've been working on Revenge of the Sand, I mean... Sith, I had this idea which stemmed from the visual portrayed in the thumbnail. Seeing the resemblance, I thought the scenes had similarities. Hope you enjoy it. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)For those wondering, part 3 of RotS is almost complete. Just finishing off some scenes and working around technical dramas. The usual.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Rise of Darth Sand AlpacaHawk 2017-09-09 | As the galaxy continues to be disturbed by conflict, Anakin must choose between loyalty to the Jedi that couldn't care less about him and the power over sand that the Dark Side offers. Mace Windu enlists 3 noobs to help him stop the Chancellor's evil plans to destroy the Jedi and the Avengers. Elsewhere, Obi-Wan takes the high ground to Utapau in order to end the Clone Wars...Part 2 of the Revenge of the Sith Trilogy has landed. I really enjoyed working on this, although it took a while to finish some things off. I hope you enjoy watching. The finale is under way and a number of other things are in the pipeline. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Hoffman Tells Bad jokes AlpacaHawk 2017-07-16 | On one boring day at the Daily Bugle, Hoffman tries to win Jameson's approval by entertaining him some jokes...So this one I did a while ago and just didn't get around to uploading it (like I said I would over a month ago). This was sort of an exercise to practice sentence mixing. Hope you it enjoy it. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)For those of you who like to read, part 2 of Star Wars 3 is almost complete and should be out fairly soon. However, I haven't had much time to work on videos as after I returned from holiday I got terribly sick. Then after getting better I got sick pretty bad again. So its only really been since the start of July that I've been back on deck.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Revenge of the Sand AlpacaHawk 2017-06-12 | Anakin, aside from his own failures, does not have an easy life. Bullying from Mace Windu, useless advice from Yoda, and Obi-Wan, his alcoholic and egotistical master, are just some of the factors pushing Anakin closer to the dark side...As promised, the next instalment of the Star Wars saga is here: Revenge of the Sith. As usual, I had a lot of fun working on this, although it has taken me while do to the recent move and being on holiday. And, again as usual, I hope you enjoy it. There will be 1 or 2 more chapters after this for Episode 3, as my script is pretty big. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)We have settled in a bit since the move and I've come back from holiday, so things should get relatively back on track. I have already begun work on part 2 of RotS and I have some ideas for shorts as well.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
30,000+ Subscribers & An Update AlpacaHawk 2017-04-28 | Thank you to everyone who continues to watch and enjoy my videos. I appreciate the supportive comments and I read all of them. I have got a number of things in store soon.In regards to the update, again, my time to work on videos will be dramatically reduced over the next 1-2 months (at minimum) due to moving house and other reasons. There is a lot going on.That being said, I recently finished a small video, that I will upload shortly, and the first part of Star Wars 3 is almost complete (yes, there will be multiple parts. I've got plenty of material). Thanks for watching and stay tuned for more in the future :)Disclaimer: I own nothing (except the gratitude expressed) and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Sam Fights Himself On The Grid AlpacaHawk 2017-02-10 | Sam Flynn faces off against his toughest opponent yet...I had this idea while I was making my previous Tron video and decided to make it separate. I hope you enjoy, and there are more videos to follow soon. There will be another short video and I'm also currently working on the next main project . Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)A little bit of back story to my current life: my family and I are potentially moving house soon, so I have been very busy with things at home. As such, I haven't had too much time lately to work on videos. If we do sell and move, I expect there may be some delays or time between videos. But I have a number of projects lined up, so there is plenty to come. Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] The Grid Runs On Windows XP AlpacaHawk 2016-12-29 | After Sam Flynn fails a base jump from his dad's company tower, he finds himself in the digital world his father created, running on an inferior operating system. A movie I like very much, Tron Legacy finally gets turned upside down and inside out. I really enjoyed working on this source. I had some more ideas but the iMovie project nearly got ruined twice by getting too big, so for now, this is the final cut. Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Tron Legacy Mash-up AlpacaHawk 2016-12-10 | Tron Legacy meets a bunch of other films...The Princess BrideWallace and Gromit: A Grand Day OutThe MatrixStar Wars: The Phantom MenaceA Knight's TaleCaptain America: The Winter SoldierStar Wars: The Force AwakensSpider-Man 3Star Wars: A New HopeThe Matrix RevolutionsStar Trek (2009)Kung-Fu PandaA mix of different scenes from Tron Legacy that mirror scenes from other films, or that can just go together. I have got a some larger projects in the works at the moment (guess which movie is coming next), but I also have some smaller videos to entertain in between. I hope you enjoy. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Men In White AlpacaHawk 2016-10-23 | One of Will Smith's earlier raps that never made it off the cutting room floor...Well, this is something different. This time I thought I might try out a music video as a source instead of a movie. It was a bit of a challenge but I'm happy with the result. Hope you enjoy. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I'm not too great when it comes to thinking of a clever title.
[YTP] Obi-Wan Drinks Qui-Gons Gin AlpacaHawk 2016-09-16 | A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...A duck franchise threatens the peace and Qui-Gon, who is precious about his gin, is sent to stop them.A full Star Wars video has finally been made ("Luke Goes to the Himalayas" was a 'short'). After a long time of being asked it is now here for you. I really had a lot of fun making this and I worked hard on it, so I hope you enjoy it. I have plans to do all the Star Wars movies, but they will most likely be shorter ones, as I am trying to make shorter videos (this one was special, though, so I made it longer). Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)There were some frustrations due to, again, technical issues. For one, when iMovie couldn't handle the full length project and began to freeze, I made smaller chapters and exported them. But when I tried to join those clips together the video became delayed behind the audio. So in the end I just did what I did with "Nero Fires Everything" and just put all the clips back into iMovie and then exported again. Lost a little quality, but hey, it's not too bad. And its now finally done.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
20,000+ Subscribers AlpacaHawk 2016-08-26 | The Jedi make a discovery and throw a parade to celebrate...I have reached another incredible milestone. Thank you very much to everyone who continues to support this channel by watch my videos. I really enjoy making them and I hope they entertain you and make you laugh. I certainly have a lot laughs making them. Thank you again for watching and stay tuned for more very soon :)Star Wars is almost completed and should not be too far. I've been working hard on it for weeks so I hope to release it soon.I have also been busy with life, as usual. I went to Mt Hotham for a week of snowboarding too, which was awesome.Disclaimer: I own nothing (except the expressed gratitude) and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Duel of the Mates AlpacaHawk 2016-07-21 | Darth Maul and Obi-Wan vs Qui-Gon...This is a bit of a teaser trailer for my upcoming Star Wars video, but it is also a deleted scene from that. Hope you like it. This idea actually came from a friend I've been collaborating with on The Phantom Menace, so thank you to him for the cool idea. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I anticipate that the full video should be done soon if I get time to work on it. The Phantom Menace video is taking a lot longer than originally anticipated. You know, busy life and all, as well as some technical issues. Anyway, here is something while you wait, to give you a taste of the things to come.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] J. Jonah Jameson Wins An Oscar AlpacaHawk 2016-05-21 | J. Jonah Jameson receives an oscar for one of his greatest performances. He also uses the occasion to not only inflate his ego, but to insult Peter Parker and everyone else.I had a lot of fun making this. I’ve been wanting to do this video for a while, but I just never got around to it. And it turned out a lot better than I originally planned, with more than I initially scripted. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Just to let you know, I have started on the Star Wars video. I haven’t had much time to work on it recently though, so it’s a bit slow at the moment. I almost finished this video around the end of production for Chicken Walk, as a side project. Since Star Wars is taking time, I thought I would upload this for you to enjoy in the meantime. Life is busy.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Chicken Walk AlpacaHawk 2016-04-22 | Rocky, Ginger and the other chickens try to escape the Tweedy’s farm, or risk being victims of their malfunctioning pie machine.Finally, after a lot of hard work, perseverance and hard work, it is finally finished. This took me a while because, as usual, I encountered some problems. I had a few other things to put in it, but I just couldn’t get iMovie to work for them. I’m still happy with how it turned out and I hope you enjoy it.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Next up: J Jonah Jameson finally gets the recognition he deserves. Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
15,000+ Subscribers AlpacaHawk 2016-03-26 | Thank you to everyone who continues to watch my videos.After many requests, I have finally given in and decided to do some Star Wars YTP, starting with The Phantom Menace. It is already in production.Up next, though, is one of my favourite movies.It has been a while since I've uploaded, and that's because I have run into computer and software issues, and just busy with life in general. I have also been away. Came back and found I had reached 15,000 subs!I have plenty more videos on the way. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more: )Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Very Dumb Ways To Die AlpacaHawk 2016-01-25 | Just trying to make your life a little safer...The colourful characters of wisdom return to warn you of a few more ways to come to an unpleasant end. I had quite a bit of fun making this video, although it was a bit slow to get going. I hope you enjoy it. I have more videos coming soon if I can work around the technical difficulties I am currently experiencing. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Progress on videos has slowed down, despite my attempts to be a bit more frequent, such as making shorter videos. However, as life would have it, I have been busy. And since we upgraded to El Capitan on our mac, it has brought on problems that affect the functions of iMovie, and thereby affecting my videos. This video was meant to be uploaded at least 1-2 weeks ago, but I only just came up with a work around to one of my many problems last night.Anyway, I had about 5 different projects on the go and I have to remake them from scratch, which has put the PPFAL prequel on hold for the time being until I can sort out the issues. Some of my favourite parts of the script are affected by these issues and I want to bring you the full project, so I will wait to find solutions. This is basically to let you know that I am working on videos when I can, and I'm not a tech genius, so it will take time to get back on track. I have plans for a special video (besides the prequel) and I have ideas for short, easy to edit videos that I could keep you occupied while I work on the main projects.We'll just wait and see :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
[YTP] Peter Parker Wants Pizza Time AlpacaHawk 2016-01-01 | Peter Parker is determined to have pizza time. So when Mr Aziz fires him (again) he resorts to some drastic measures. He also develops a nasty habit of eating hotdogs while watching trouble unfold. Meanwhile, Otto Octavius builds a machine to blow up the city and Hoffman is finally fired for his incompetence.As promised, Peter Parker has returned in a new video. Some have said that this is their favourite, so I am glad that you enjoy this video. I have another Spider-Man video in production so there is plenty more pizza time to come. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)This has been re-uploaded due to getting blocked, because someone was unhappy that I was making people laugh. I am still working out what the problem is so please be patient if it gets taken down again.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.I said this last time too.
Peter Parker Will Go Sailing No More AlpacaHawk 2015-11-28 | Peter Parker can't fly.The reverse of what I did last time, but still it still fits quite well. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I suppose some of you are wondering where I've been. Well, it's a long story. To put it simply, we upgraded our mac to 'El Capitan' (or whatever it's called) and therefore I've saved all my stuff and emptied it from the computer. I only have this, and a Spider-Man 2 video completed. Now, I'm trying to get used to the new system, and overtime I try and use iMovie, it quits when I try and do anything. Plus, I will have to import all my source material again, and if everything doesn't go according to plan, then I will likely have to rebuild all my current projects from scratch (I had 3 more videos in production).Anyway, this has completely dismantled my plan to release the next few videos, and if iMovie continues to be a pain, then it might take some time to get things going.I also am a busy person with a job and life, so I can't live on my computer making videos all the time.Anyway, that's why I seem to have disappeared and I appreciate your patience. I hope to get going soon, as I have a lot more fun videos to show you.Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Toy Story Meets Spider Man Again AlpacaHawk 2015-10-17 | Toy Story, using the dialogue from Spider-Man 2... again.I had some spare time so I quickly put this idea together. I hope you enjoy it. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I have also almost finished a Spider-Man 2 project, which should be out in the next month, with more pizza time. See, I told you Spider-Man would return... eventually. The prequel is still in production and it likely won't be finished for a while. As I've said, it will be a longer, full length video. I tend to work on a few projects simultaneously so we will wait and see.Disclaimer: own nothing and do not seek to profit from this videos. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble Ft. Peter Parker AlpacaHawk 2015-09-29 | She knew Peter Parker was trouble...I had 10 minutes to spare, so I created this. As mentioned in the Q&A, there is more Spider-Man on the way. Thank you to Adam Castro, who actually requested this idea. It was genius. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Q&A AlpacaHawk 2015-09-16 | The time has come for AlpacaHawk to answer your questions...I am sorry that this video took so long to come out. I have been really busy lately and haven't had much spare time. This video will answer many questions that have been asked since the beginning and also tell you some of my plans for the future.Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)For those interested, I used the following music:Spider-Man 2 - Opening TitlesThe Dark Knight - End Credits ThemeSuperman - Main ThemeBionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui - Intro & End Credits ThemeChicken Run - Opening EscapeDisclaimer: I own nothing (except for the ideas and answers expressed) and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
10,000+ Subscribers AlpacaHawk 2015-07-06 | I have reached an incredible milestone and I would like to thank everyone for their support and continuing to watch and enjoy my videos. I am currently working on the Q&A and I expect it to be here within the next 2 weeks. Please be patient with me as I'm pretty busy these days. But don't worry. You will get the chance to know a little about your friendly neighbourhood AlpacaHawk.Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I do not own Spider-Man blah blah blah.
[YTP] Optiprimus Searches For The Rubiks Cube AlpacaHawk 2015-06-18 | A pointless war over an annoying toy finds it's way to Earth, and the very confused Optiprimus sets out to find it. Meanwhile, Sam wants to buy a crap car from a crazy deaf guy with the runs. Ron doesn't want the government to take away his fish. And Glen loves prune juice, and has the dangerous habit of downloading music.The second most popular source voted from my 5000 subscribers video has finally come to fruition. This one took a while because of technical issues, and I have also been very busy lately. But don't worry, I'm still working. Despite some setbacks, I really enjoyed making this video, as this is a fun source to play with. I hope you enjoy it too. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I know I keep saying this, but Spider-Man WILL return soon. I don't know exactly when, but I promise. Spider-Man is my favourite source to poop (that sounds weird) and I have lots more jokes to share with you.People lately have commented about how I don't upload as much as I used to, and how quite a few of the most recent videos were subscriber milestones saying thank you. This, among with many other questions, will be addressed in the Q&A. And we are fast approaching...Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
9000+ Subscribers AlpacaHawk 2015-05-17 | It's over 9000! Overused jokes aside, this is amazing. Didn't think my channel would take off like it did, especially since I only joined 3 years ago! To celebrate, I am finally going to do a Q & A, where some questions that have been asked in the past, and new ones, will be answered. I will choose between 10 and 20, depending on the variety and how interesting the questions are. Please leave your questions in the comments below, and when I reach 10,000 I will answer a bunch of them. More videos are still on the way. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
Morpheus Contacts Liam Neeson AlpacaHawk 2015-04-15 | Morpheus believes that Liam Neeson is the one. But he calls at a really bad time...Another video about Morpheus contacting the wrong person. I plan to have a small series of these videos as something like the untold story of Morpheus' search to find the one. I hope you enjoy this small video, and longer videos are on the horizon. Sorry about the quality, Movie was having trouble exporting high quality. Comments and feedback are welcome. Thank you for watching and stay tuned for more :)I wasn't really sure how to end this one, so I thought about the highway chase scene in Taken and the highway fight scene in The Matrix Reloaded, and tried to blend the idea so Morpheus got hit by the truck (I'm nice aren't I?).Disclaimer: I own nothing and do not seek to profit from this video. This video is for entertainment purposes only.
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