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SantaHoovy 2013-05-07 | Here's something different for a change. I've mostly done sexual videos starring like 5 or 6 different classes, so I decided to do a solo one for once, Spah and Spah only.

Music used:
Digimon Adventure - Bokura wa Itsumo
Back to the Future - Theme Song

An Important message by SantaHoovy

SantaHoovy 2013-07-17 | I'm here to talk about a certain asshole trader I've seen in TF2, and the proper ways of dealing with him.

Normally, I wouldn't do stuff like this, but FUCK THIS GUY. Seriously, he's the worst person I've EVER seen in TF2. People like him are the reason why TF2 traders have a bad name.

Nobody should have to stand for people with attitude like this, so I hope you'll now avoid this guy and the likes of him at all costs.

Sorry for not making much clever visuals, I wanted to get this out ASAP.

detective_medic_infects_spy_with_aids.cookie

SantaHoovy 2013-07-09 | Sorry for not making anything in such a long time, been kinda busy lately.

Music used:
Ratchet & Clank 2: Going Commando - Megapolis, Endako

all_work_and_no_play_makes_demo_and_sniper_go_crazy.see

SantaHoovy 2013-06-17 | I lied.

Music used:
Crash Bandicoot: Warped - Hog Ride, Road Crash, Orange Asphalt, Area 51?

South Fortress 2

SantaHoovy 2013-06-05 | Just a random thing that popped in my head a few days ago. South Park's one of my favorite TV shows of all time, and I just knew I had to do this :P

By the way, this is the last video from me you're gonna see in a few weeks. I'll be going away tomorrow, and won't be back until June 19. Until then!

aerodynamic_heavy_frees_merasmus_from_medics_ass.cthulhu

SantaHoovy 2013-06-02 | I dunno lol

Music used:
Spyro the Dragon - Wizard Peak

Chargineer saves the day

SantaHoovy 2013-05-30 | So yeah, after appearing in 3 of my Sexual videos, this is Chargineer's first appearance in a GMod video(well, technically he appeared in Vuorenpeikko's Gmod adaptation of "wizardbaby_heavy_grants_teammates_wishes.cupcake", but since that was an adaptation of a sexual video, I don't think it counts :p

I'd been wanting to do a Gmod video with Chargineer for a long time, but due to technical difficulties, I never got around to it until now.

Here's a little bio about Chargineer:

Name: Chargineer
Side: Good
Color: RED
Based on: Engineer
Theme: Crash Bandicoot: Warped - Dingodile
Information: Chargineer is sort of a superhero Engineer, who goes around saving his teammates from enemies and other monsters. The name "Chargineer" comes from the fact that he needs to charge his powers while in Engineer form before transforming into Chargineer. Rumours have it that Gray Mann has managed to build a Robo-Chargineer, but that goes unconfirmed... So far.
Powers: -Superhuman Strength
-Pyrokinesis, can also breath fire
-A kinetic energy blast that knocks enemies back with huge force but doesn't do any real damage, alá Airblast
-Can turn himself invisible(Engineer presumably stole an Invis Watch from a BLU Spy)
-Can teleport without the need of a Teleporter
-Super Jump alá Saxton Hale, however cannot fly
-Chargineer CAN use Ubercharge on himself, however this requires him to be at full strength. It only lasts for a short period of time, and when Ubercharged he cannot use any of his other powers

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SantaHoovy 2013-05-20 | Basically, this is a Team Fortress 2-ified version of THIS video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

I took a few artistic liberties here and there, but overall the true nature of the original should still be there.

Everyone says movie remakes suck, so I wanted to see whether the same applies to sexual videos.

Music Used:
Super Mario Bros. 2 - Overworld theme

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SantaHoovy 2013-05-19 | Personally, I was quite happy with the Robotic Boogaloo. Mainly because it gave me some new tools to play with in Garrys Mod.

Music used:
Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal - Deja Q All Over Again

self-referential_sniper_meets_some_random_dumbasses.mustard

SantaHoovy 2013-05-14 | Man, my jokes have become rather meta lately.

Music used:
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - Piston It Away/Spaced Out

Machina Snipers in a nutshell

SantaHoovy 2013-05-10 | Dear Machina Snipers,

Fuck you.

Sincerely,
-SantaHoovy

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SantaHoovy 2013-05-04 | No description possible

Music used:
Paul Dukas - The Sorcerer's Apprentice (L'apprenti sorcier)

occultist_soldier_meets_random_people_in_Ghost_Fort.dalek

SantaHoovy 2013-04-24 | EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Music used:
Spyro 3: Year of the Dragon - Enchanted Towers

Nothing interesting happens in trade_plaza_2

SantaHoovy 2013-04-21 | Heavy 1: Poot Description here.
Heavy 2: Ees not possiblel!

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SantaHoovy 2013-04-20 | Wow, my first video that doesn't include any Pootis, MeeM or Painis. That must be some kind of personal record :D

Music used:
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped - Dingodile

TF2 - Painisbusters

SantaHoovy 2013-04-19 | A random idea that popped in my head. I searched YouTube, and only saw a Heavy version, so I decided to do one with Soldier :p
This may have been done already, but fuck it: I don't care.

Here's a MP3 download link to those who can't use YouTube Downloader:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/2o44xm

Lyrics:
(I am going to enjoy killing each and every one of you sorry sacks of scum!)
(I will rip off your ghost head and crap in your stupid hat!)
GHOSTBUSTERS!

If there's something strange,
In your Dispenser,
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

If there's something weird,
And it don't look good,
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!!

Painis, Painis, Painis,
Painis, Painis painis
Painis, Painis, Painis,
(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)
Painis, Painis painis

Painis, Painis, Painis,
Painis, Painis painis
Painis, Painis, Painis,
(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)
Painis, Painis painis

If you're seeing things
Runnign through your head,
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

An invisible Spy,
Sapping your Sentry (*snort snort* DAMMIT!)
Who you gonna call?
SPYBUSTERS!

Painis, Painis, Painis,
Painis, Painis painis
Painis, Painis, Painis,
(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)
Painis, Painis painis

Painis, Painis, Painis,
Painis, Painis painis
Painis, Painis, Painis,
(I'm not afraid of no ghosts)
Painis, Painis painis

Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

If there's something strange,
In your Dispenser,
Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS!

(Merasmus, I am going to bust your ass!)
(You cannot bust me, Soldier!)
(CHAAAARGE!!)
(NNNOOOOO!! Soldieeer, you were the woorst rooommaaaaate...)
(HEH HEH HEEH! You cannot run from me, ghosts!)

As a bonus, here's how I'd cast the TF2 characters in a Ghostbusters movie:

Scout - Peter Venkman
Soldier - Ray Stantz
Medic - Egon Spengler
Demoman - Winston Zeddemore
Miss Pauling - Janice Melnitz
Heavy - Slimer
Spy - Louis Tully
Pyro - Gozer
Merasmus - Vigo the Carpathian

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SantaHoovy 2013-04-18 | Well, here it is folks: The sexual_team video that consists of your requests.

...14 minutes and 30 seconds. Jesus, man. If anyone was wondering why this took 2 weeks to do, well, there's your answer. This is easily my longest sexual_team video, if not THE longest on YouTube(I think there are a few that are longer, but this is still up there)

Note that most of the submissions aren't in the order from first to last, I mixed them up and tried to put them in random spots.

Although this was exhausting to do, it was still a very fun edit. I loved the creativity you guys had :3 I'm a bit sad that, despite trying, I couldn't have a coherent narrative in the video. That's because most of the submissions were so varied, it would've been impossible to tie them all perfectly together. Oh well, I tried.

If the video feels a bit repetitive, I apologise. Although creative, some of the submission were very similar: Heavy was in like 3/4 of all the submissions... :P

I had to edit some of the submissions here and there, either because of spelling mistakes or not being able to find certain syllables. I hope you're not too mad at me for that!

I'm terribly sorry if I didn't include your submission into the video. I tried to get most of them in there, and the ones I did either broke the rules, were too dependent on visual humour, I couldn't make the characters say or I simply couldn't figure a clever way to include them here. Don't worry though: Just because they're not HERE doesn't mean I may not use them in a future video... ;)

Special thanks to MCPaddingtonMoFo for the name!

Songs used:

Crash Bash - Desert Fox
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage/Gateway to Glimmer - Icy Speedway
Heroes of Might and Magic III - Dungeon
Crash Twinsanity - Henchmania
Action 52 - Cheetahmen
Chrono Trigger - corridors of Time
Super Mario 64 - Inside The Castle Walls
Banjo Kazooie - Rusty Bucket Bay
Georges Bizet - Les Toreadors
Donkey Kong 64 - Puzzle in the Caves
Crash Bash - Pogo Padlock
Kingdom Hearts II - Rowdy Rumble

NOT FUNNY, YOUTUBE

SantaHoovy 2013-04-13 | YOU TWISTED, DIABOLICAL BASTARDS. HOW SICK SENSE OF HUMOUR DO YOU HAVE?

The Pootis Ambulance

SantaHoovy 2013-04-07 | I was working on the next "sexual_team" video consisting of your requests, when I noticed one of the commenters wanted more Pootis Ambulance from my previous video. A lot of people seemed to really likely, and one or two commenters wanted a ringtone without any background music in it. So I decided "oh what the heck", made this in about 15 minutes just for you guys :3

Feel free to download it and use it as a ringtone, or use it in your own "sexual_team" video if you like ;P

by the by, the request video is now about 2:17 minutes long, so this is going to still take a while. It's going to be a LOOOONG turkey.

In the Hall of the Demopan King

SantaHoovy 2013-04-04 | There aren't enough Demopan songs in the world, so here's one more for you.

not my best work, but I hope you'll like it fine enough :P

Original song: "In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg

Participate in the making of my next video(NOT TAKING REQUESTS ANYMORE!)

SantaHoovy 2013-04-03 | NOTE: NOT TAKING REQUESTS ANYMORE!! Thanks to everyone who participated!

!!READ THIS!!

So, I've decided to do a little something special for you guys: You tell me what characters you want to see and what they should say, and I'm going to do it in my next sexual_team video.

Before you begin, here are a few guidelines:

1. They must be from Team Fortress 2. Related characters(Vagineer, Painis Cupcake etc.) are also acceptable.
2. If a character can't say certain syllables and it's impossible to make them say certain things, I'm not going to do it.
3. While I will make the characters insult the hell out of each other, DO NOT REQUEST RACIST REMARKS. I will not directly attack anyone for any reason, should it be race, sexuality, religion or bronyism. I will only attack you if you're a douche, or if your favorite season of Digimon is Tamers. You filthy, Tamers-watching, Renamon-loving poopyhead(NOTE: Yes, I am half-joking with this)
4. I do not have the Female Class models OR voice lines at hand, so chances are I won't be doing those either.

Other than that, be creative with your requests and have fun!

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SantaHoovy 2013-03-29 | Since I'm gone the whole Easter, I decided to do a little something before I leave.

Music used:
Crash Bash - Dragon Drop, Swamp Fox, Dante's Dash
Super Smash Bros Melee - Doctor Mario
Halloween - The Shape Stalks

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SantaHoovy 2013-03-27 | Beep boop, son. Beep boop.

Music used:
Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal - Zeldrin Starport
Team Fortress 2 - Mann Vs. Machine: Wave Begins

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SantaHoovy 2013-03-26 | I don't even know anymore.

Special thanks to the Nostalgia Critic for the inspiration for the "stupid" part.

Music used:
Crash Twinsanity - Slip Slide Icecapades
Toy Story 2: The Video Game - The Final Showdown

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SantaHoovy 2013-03-22 | Sorry this one took so long, been kinda busy lately.

Music used:
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - The Eel Deal, Sewer or Later, Hangin' Out

P.S. am I the only one who thinks Wheatley sounds a lot like Spoony?

wizardbaby_heavy_grants_teammates_wishes.cupcake

SantaHoovy 2013-02-20 | Pancakes.

Music used:
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage/Gateway to Glimmer - Mystic Marsh
Donkey Kong 64 - Puzzle in the Caves
Digimon theme song(English dub)
Final Fantasy X - Otherworld

Thriller

SantaHoovy 2013-02-19 | this is what happens when you get bored at 5 A.M.

Medic performs dumbass surgery on Scout

SantaHoovy 2013-02-07 | sääs

This was originally supposed to be a bit longer, but I got lazy.

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SantaHoovy 2013-02-06 | Poot description here.

Music used:
Kingdom Hearts - Bounce-O-Rama
Donkey Kong 64 - Demon Resident Mine Cart

Gmod Tennis - Spy steals Engineers Robo-Sandvich (Part 1)

SantaHoovy 2013-02-04 | Part 1 of Gmod Tennis with ugotaphonenumber. The ball's in his court now.

Music used:
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back - Diggin' It/Bee-Havin'
Ratchet & Clank 3: Up Your Arsenal - Planet Aridia

Heavy eats Soldiers cupcake

SantaHoovy 2013-01-30 | Just some G-Mod insanity for your pleasure.

Music used:
Spyro 2: Gateway to Glimmer - Zephyr
Sad Violin
Left 4 Dead - Game over

Worst. Unboxening. Ever

SantaHoovy 2013-01-30 | Those goddamn trolltreads

Hopdick (My EARRAEP COLLAB 2 Entry)

SantaHoovy 2013-01-27 | My entry for the EARRAEP COLLAB 2. Hopefully this is rapey and mindfuckery enough for you :3

I had way too much fun with thrusters.

The Hunchback of plr_Hightower - Hellfire

SantaHoovy 2013-01-27 | Man, this took a lotta time to put together.

Anyway, after I made "jamaican_pyro_makes_pie_for_the_team_and_then_they_sing.hellfire", I wanted to make a full version of Spy singing "Hellfire" from Hunchback of Notre Dame, since it is my favorite villain song AND Disney song at the same time, so here it is.

Please excuse the crappy sentence mixing, it was rather hard to find Spy saying certain words or sounds, but I did the best I could.

Lyrics down below:

Beata Maria
You know I am not the only Spy
Of my virtue I am justly proud

Beata Maria
You know I'm so much admirable than
The common, mumbling, weak, drunken wretch

Now tell me, Maria
Why I see her dominating there
Why her mumbling voice still scorch my soul

I feel her, I see her
The inhuman thoughts behind that mask
It's blazing in me out of all control

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault
I'm not to blame
It is the Pyro girl
The witch who sent this flame

It's not my fault
If in Hale's plan
He made the Pyro so much
Stronger than a Spy

Activate the charge, Maria
Don't let the monster burn me up
Don't let her fire sear my point and Scout
Murder the Pyro
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

(Soldier: Minister Spy, the Pyro has escaped.
Spy: What?
Soldier: She's nowhere in this point. She's gone...
Spy: But how..? Nevermind. Get out, you idiot!
I'll find her, I'll find her if I have to burn down all of 2Fort!)

Hellfire
Dark fire
Now Pyro, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn

Scout have mercy on her
Scout have mercy on me
But she will be mine
Or she will buuuuuuuuurn!

captain_demo_and_his_dumbass_crew_sail_the_seven_sees.scrumpy

SantaHoovy 2013-01-26 | Arr, mateys.

Music used:
Kingdom Hearts II - He's a Pirate
Lazy Town - You Are a Pirate (Instrumental)
SpongeBob Squarepants - Tomfoolery
The Curse of Monkey Island - Arr, Barbery Coast

Gatomon finally gets her own model in Garrys Mod?

SantaHoovy 2013-01-24 | First the Nostalgia Critic announces his comeback in the most awesome way possible, now this? So far, this has been the best week of the entire year!

Songs used:
Alestorm - Back Through Time
Terminator 2 Theme
This is Sparta techno remix (instrumental)
Super Mario RPG - Victory Fanfare

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SantaHoovy 2013-01-22 | Another video for you guys after my weekend break.

Guess the only one left is the Administrator, then I have to start all over.

Music used:
Toy Story 2: The Video Game - Andy's House

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SantaHoovy 2013-01-16 | Another video for you guys. I decided to make one including the entire team, since one having just Pyro wouldn't have been that audible.

I guess Saxton Hale is up next.

Music used:
Mario Kart Wii - Coconut Mall
Haddaway - What is Love
The Huncback of Notre Dame - Hellfire (Instrumental)

The Demon Heavy

SantaHoovy 2013-01-15 | A Heavy that has been cursed by Merasmus, the Demon Heavy works for the Devil himself, dragging (not-so)innocent souls to Hell.

Music used:
Croc: Legend of the Gobbos - Baron Dante (Final Boss Fight)

100

SantaHoovy 2013-01-13 | Here's a special video for the 100 subs milestone. Thanks to everyone who's subscribed to my channel ^w^

I might start using Garry's Mod more often, since I've done so many Sexual team videos already, however working with G-Mod is long and tedious, not to mention the time it takes editing them, so I'm not so sure yet.

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SantaHoovy 2013-01-12 | For some reason, I have a feeling that I should disable the comments on this one... Oh well.

Music used:
Crash Twinsanity - N. Sanity Island
Digimon - Tataki no Toki
Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers - Duckburg First Avenue

rambo_engineer_builds_faulty_meem_and_other_contraptions.tank

SantaHoovy 2013-01-11 | Another one of these, just for you guys :3

Music used:
New Super Mario Bros. Wii - Beach BGM
Left 4 Dead - Tank
Chrono Trigger - Lucca's Theme

imbecile_spy_plays_pranks_on_other_mercs.spoon

SantaHoovy 2013-01-09 | Here ya go, fellas.

Music:
Ratchet & Clank - Planet Eudora, scaling the cliffs

surgeon_demoman_has_a_gentlemannly_duel_against_soldier.merasmus

SantaHoovy 2013-01-08 | Here's a new one for your pleasure.

Music:
PunchOut!! Wii - Glass Joe theme

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SantaHoovy 2013-01-06 | My third "sexual team" video. Enjoy!

Please excuse the white borders around the mercs' heads, I need some serious practice in chroma keying.

Music used:
Spyro: Year of the Dragon - Desert Ruins

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SantaHoovy 2013-01-05 | Another one of these, made out of boredom.

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SantaHoovy 2013-01-03 | I decided to join the bandwagon. Here's my first "Sexual team"-type video.

If you want to make a G-Mod version, be my guest!

Music:
Crash Bash - Space Bash