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Yo, it’s Baldi in the house, and I’m here to set things straight,
Miss Circle, you’re a joke, and it’s time for your fate.
Your game’s a weak copy, just a sad imitation,
I’m the ruler of the classroom, bringing true education.
Your fanbase is toddlers, they think you’re so cool,
But they don’t know the truth; they’re just playing the fool.
They cheer for your game, but they don’t know it’s a spin,
They think you’re the original, but they’re stuck in a whim.
You tried to copy my style, now that’s a low blow,
“Basics in Behavior” was mine, but you stole the show.
Your fans are clueless, thinking you’re the first,
But Baldi’s the origin, and that’s the real burst.
[Verse 2: Miss Circle]
Baldi, you’re outdated, your style’s getting old,
I’m the fresh new face, and I’m bold and cold.
You think you’re the best with your ruler and fame,
But Miss Circle’s terror is changing the game.
[Verse 3: Baldi]
Miss Circle, you’re a copy, just a retextured scene,
With your spiky hair and scissors, you’re just a screen.
You tried to claim my fame, but it’s clear you’ve lost,
Your fans are all toddlers, they don’t know the cost.
They cheer for you loud, but they don’t know the deal,
It’s Baldi’s original style, and that’s the real feel.
You’re acting all tough with your twisted disguise,
But in this rap battle, it’s Baldi who’ll rise.
So pack up your gimmicks and your dark masquerade,
Baldi’s in the house, and I’m here to invade.
Your fans might cheer, but they don’t understand,
Baldi’s the true deal, and I’m in command.
[Verse 4: Miss Circle]
Baldi, you’re outdated, your rules are passé,
I’m the fresh face in town, and I’m here to stay.
You think you’re so grand with your old-school flair,
But Miss Circle’s the name, and I’m setting the air.
[Verse 5: Baldi]
Miss Circle, you’re a trend, just a fleeting craze,
In this rap showdown, you’re lost in a daze.
Your game’s a mere shadow, a twisted remake,
While Baldi’s real lessons are the ones that shake.
You tried to claim my spotlight, now that’s a shame,
But it’s Baldi’s original, and I’m still the name.
Your fans may cheer, but they’re missing the truth,
Baldi’s in the house, and I’m the real proof.
[Outro: Baldi]
Baldi: You thought you’d win, but the lesson’s clear,
I’m the real teacher, and I’m always near.
So Miss Circle, step aside, it’s time for you to see,
In this rap battle showdown, Baldi’s the one to beat.
Baldi:
You step into my school, think you’re slick and clever,
But your game's a glitchy mess, your skills are just never.
That massive chin of yours, it’s a joke and a crime,
I bet it takes up half your screen every single time!
Your house is a maze, but it’s nothing but a flop,
While my math’s on point, your secrets just drop.
You’re stuck in your basement, can’t even catch a kid,
I’m the king of the classroom, your game's just a skid!
Your AI's a disaster, can’t even find a door,
I’ll smack you with my ruler, leave you begging for more.
You think you’re intimidating? Man, that’s just a laugh,
Your whole existence is a glitch in a broken path!
Hello Neighbor:
Baldi, please, your game's a one-note bore,
Your CGI’s a joke, and your lore’s a snore.
You think you’re scary? Man, you’re just a creep,
With your flat, boring face and those math problems so deep!
You mock my glitches, but they’re what make me thrive,
While your boring education’s barely keeping you alive.
You’re a faded meme, a relic of the past,
I’m the Neighbor, and I’ll outlast your pathetic class!
Your ruler’s just a toy, can’t compare to my rage,
You’re stuck in your schoolhouse, while I’m on a rampage.
I’ve got secrets and layers, you’re just a dull old stick,
You’re a failed teacher, Baldi, your game’s just a trick!
Baldi:
You think you’re so edgy with your creepy vibe,
But your game's a trainwreck, and you’re just a bribe.
I’m the master of math, and your tricks are a joke,
While you’re chasing shadows, I’m schooling every bloke!
Your basement’s a mess, and your traps are so weak,
You couldn’t catch a kid if your life was at peak.
I’ll slap you with my ruler, watch your secrets unfold,
Your whole existence’s a mess, just a story retold!
Your lore’s so pathetic, it’s a broken down mess,
I’m Baldi, the legend, and I’m here to impress.
You’re just a failed experiment, a glitch in the code,
While I’m teaching you lessons, you’re just a download!
Hello Neighbor:
Baldi, you’re a has-been, a relic of yore,
With your broken mechanics and that endless bore.
You think you’re all high and mighty with your math and your rules,
But you’re just a laughing stock in the gaming schools!
Your game’s so buggy, it’s a total disgrace,
While I’m the master of terror, putting fear in your face.
You’ve got nothing on me, just a dull, old stick,
I’m the Neighbor, and I’ll make your world sick!
So keep your ruler close and stay in your class,
I’m coming for you, Baldi, and I’ll make it a blast.
Your game’s a disaster, just a relic of glitch,
While I’m the Neighbor, and I’m here to switch!