Shit Steve Harvey Says boobsandbravado 2012-05-02 | My mom asked me about my disdain of Steve Harvey so I made this little compilation video to succinctly explain my ire. Think of it as a Powerpoint in video form.
I LIKE FREE SHIT! boobsandbravado 2012-07-19 | I won two PlateToppers and they came today! Yay!http://platetopper.comAnd no, I didn't get paid to do this I just get really excited about free shit!
Crazy Tiffany - The Ultimate BSB Stan boobsandbravado 2012-07-19 | I just wanted these two clips together for my blog.
Well Always Have Atlantis (Poem) boobsandbravado 2012-07-17 | I read a poem I wrote about usforeshadowing our current estrangement where I don't see youand you won't see me.Made my eyes burnand my nose stuffy.No, I wasn't crying butmy glasses were a bit foggy.Forgive me for being so maudlinbut I'm languishing formy best friend.Meant to tell you I love you-that I pine for you-I'm just too stubborn to say soand you're too bullheaded to listen.Impasse.Like you pass on reasons to calland I pass up places I might see you.Pass like the chances we squanderedto cherish our love in the present,now, we're trying to annul our past.Except, we are embedded.There will be no clean break.Dismal dregs of this abnormal friendshipwill disturb our composure, indefinitely.Over time, it will be less frequentbut it shall never perish.I rehash the scene sometimeswhere I lie and say I don't love you.Wonder if I had spilled truth then,would we still be in love today?Would we be happy today?A fruitless interrogationwith no resolution, no closure.Guess you'll be pinching her cheeks, now.Maybe, I'll bake him a caramel apple pie.Whatever you do and whoever you do it with,just don't look back on us as love unrequited.You have to know, our love was symbiotic.And if you find yourself desiring my presence,please, don't blaspheme our memories.Don't manufacture hate to cure yourself of love.Instead, meet me in Atlantis.Recall the path to our mystical hideawaywhere we do not endure the pangs of deprivation.In Atlantis, you will always find mebecause, in Atlantis, we are everlasting.
How NOT to Sneak a Dude Out Your House boobsandbravado 2012-07-14 | The dangers of creepin when you're old as fuck and still live with your parents.***Edit*** I was able to close my window and get my blinds back up. My screen is STILL fucked though.
Backstreet Boys - The Countdown Is On! (All) boobsandbravado 2012-05-18 | Happy Millennium Day! (May 18th)
Umm... Sometimes I write poems. (Resiliency) boobsandbravado 2012-05-17 | I wanted to start recording myself reading some of my poems and I figured, why not upload the shit? So, here's my first video and sorry it's so dark - I didn't bother to see what it looked like before I started blabbing.Also, RIP Donna Summer. You are legend. :')
MY BROTHER IS GOING TO HAVE TO COME UP OFF THIS MACBOOK PRO, YO boobsandbravado 2012-04-21 | I'm stealing this shit!
First Hair Vlog (and Probably the last, lol) boobsandbravado 2012-03-03 | My curl pattern may be coming back and I'm pressed. Watch my video, please?!
Cheyenne and Rio :) boobsandbravado 2012-02-07 | Just a reminder that they're super adorbs! (15 months old in this vid)
Signs You Are Simpin boobsandbravado 2011-12-30 | I was bored and waiting for Teen Mom 2 to finish downloading. One take - title is self explanatory; these are the motherfucking signs of simpin'.
Crushes & Croutons (Drunk Wisdom I) boobsandbravado 2011-12-12 | Me being drunk, talking that shit, and munching on some Texas Toast croutons.
Getting To Know Me! boobsandbravado 2011-10-19 | An "about me" video I made for Tumblr as opposed to just writing an "about me" like a normal individual.
Audition to be Wendy Williams Co-Host for A Day boobsandbravado 2011-05-05 | Here's hoping I get picked to be Wendy's Co-Host for a Day in May. :)
Day 13 - Tumblr Video Challenge (Penelope Eldoria Rosario Isabel Ortiz-Dominguez) boobsandbravado 2011-05-04 | video of me complaining about this bitch named Penelope Eldoria Rosario Isabel Ortiz-Dominguez (PERIOD).boobsandbravado.tumblr.com
Day 11 - A video of you describing your childhood boobsandbravado 2011-05-03 | day 11 video for the 15 day tumblr video challengeboobsandbravado.tumblr.com
These Are a Few of My Favorite Things! boobsandbravado 2011-04-22 | Doing this 15 days of video thing on Tumblr and their video upload service is crap so I'm using Youtube for Day 2 - a video yourself listing all of your favorite things!boobsandbravado.tumblr.com
New Instrument called The Bottle boobsandbravado 2011-03-23 | Meanwhile, in Louisiana, in an undisclosed location, (lol) raw cell phone footage captures a local native playing his very own special instrument - the bottle. What's "the bottle," you say? I mean that he's playing an empty liquor bottle (I believe it was crown royal) and doing so with much skill. Please enjoy these glorious renditions of the summer 2010 hit, "Nothin on You" by B.o.B. featuring Bruno Mars, a little taste of "When the Saints go Marching In," and, of course, The WHO DAT chant. Because, what is quality raw Louisiana footage without the WHO DAT chant?*Yes, I know the quality is shitty but you mainly need to hear this hot mess anyway.
Cookies and Things From J. Forier! boobsandbravado 2011-02-19 | Sometimes in life you get awesome friends! I have a few and one of them is the homey J. Forier (twitter.com/jayforier). She sent me a belated The Love Below Day/Kindred Day (Valentine's Day to you) package! There was a mix CD of awesome songs to spell out my name (via the first letter of each song), two little v-day cards with my two favorite princesses (Ariel and Jasmine), a personal card on bomb stationary, and most importantly... MY COOKIES!!!! I made this video of the unwrapping so she could be a part of it too! Oh yeah, and that's her on speakerphone! :)
Kiss From a Rose and Happy The Love Below Day!!! boobsandbravado 2011-02-14 | So, MTV Hits was doing like a Valentine's day playlist and I decided to document my excitement when "Kiss From a Rose" came on. No, I don't know why I keep singing in videos either. Yep, I know I can't sing for shit. Suck it.
Complaint to Toshiba boobsandbravado 2011-02-06 | Me popping off to Toshiba about that other video that got cut off. Last in my drunk seriies.
The Should Have Been Epic Video boobsandbravado 2011-02-06 | This shit was originally like an 8 minute video that got cut because the computer screen went black for no reason so what you have here is what recorded after the screen timed out. I flip out about it in the next one.
Sustenance is a word, right? boobsandbravado 2011-02-06 | Explaining the importance of eating when you drink, lol.
I need my drink while I sing. boobsandbravado 2011-02-06 | My Friend Lauren and I decided to make a video of us singing while we were intoxicated. This is us getting set up and not knowing the camera was on. I apologize for that laugh.
Follow The Drinking Gourd boobsandbravado 2011-01-27 | Listen, I know I can't sing for shit. And I was sick when I made this. And I know it's dark but this is supposed to be an Underground Railroad song so you know, it was typically sung at night. Anyway, recorded this because I was trying to find a version on youtube for my blog and it was (almost) all white people and that just seemed wrong. lol
