YTP Tennis - Grotesque Rumpus Serves Chewy Dead Bodies Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2018-05-15 | Sorry about the long wait, I was experiencing some technical difficulties. Vegas Pro 12 was crashing non-stop and refused to render anything. Now that I have Vegas 14 things should go a lot more smoother and I can get back to uploading more often, hopefully.Round 4: youtube.com/watch?v=FATNMF76P14Round 3: youtube.com/watch?v=tZSX2PVndBIRound 2: youtube.com/watch?v=lJfx5-uIdrgRound 1: youtube.com/watch?v=01ZDWNJ2XKE
YTP - Aunties Roach Auction Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2023-06-15 | Sorry about the framerate on the first source, not sure why bandicam recorded it like that (part of the reason I don't use it anymore) and I couldn't find the episode of Antique's Roadshow to re-record it because PBS is always taking them down. Second source is the Livestock Auctioneer Championship.
YTP Tennis - Nick Denty on Tinkendo Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2023-05-29 | Round 3 vs SerialK86Round 1 - youtu.be/s9-HIXg9uEIRound 2 - youtu.be/nZgcdlelnRkMusic used:The song at :56 is taken from the soundtrack to LSD Dream EmulatorThe song at the end is Total Terror by Front Line AssemblySorry this round took so long, Serial! :(
YTP - Body Blubber Blaster 5000 Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2023-05-11 | Tried something a bit different with this one to help my workflow, I wrote down all the ideas I had into a sort of script, (unlike usual where all my ideas were mostly spontaneous, spur of the moment ideas) then when I actually had time to sit down and edit it was more streamlined, because everything was already outlined.Music used: The song at :15 and at the end is Fax Factory by Osamu Satothe other song isIt Gets Worse by MSI
YTP - Shroomhead One should make YTPs again Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2023-04-06 | Sorry about the wait, I've had a lot of shit going on in the past year... some of it involving genuine crackheads... you knew I'd be back thoMusic used: The song at the beginning isThe Earth by Prana00:23 and 1:17 are taken from the soundtrack to Half Life 2
Channel Update / Rebrand Announcement Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2022-03-04 | New vids coming soon... including the continuation of the tennis with SerialK86.If you're curious about how I broke my leg, I slipped on an icy driveway and fractured my right fibula. I didn't even think it was broken at first because it didn't hurt that much, it was only until after x rays were taken that I had found out it was broken. I still won't be walking on it again for a few weeks.War... war never changes.
YTP - Shouey LaBouey Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2021-02-20 | I'm back to working full time again, but you know I never let that get in the way of doin this shiet.
Peter Man 2 Collab Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-11-21 | My entry to Jimmy D's Peter Man 2 Collabyoutu.be/iHBRoZMZEXM
YTP - Shatwood Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-11-05 | How about a little poop to take your mind off the current state of things?
YTP - Back to the Suture Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-10-29 | I'm backto working almost full-time, now, so make what you will of the implications behind this upload...
YTP - Audio Poops from Soundcloud Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-10-06 | A few things I made some years back, making a YTP with only audio is quite fun, in fact. I may make more someday.https://m.soundcloud.com/dimitripetrov
YTP - Fried Day Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-09-30 | Got another Tennis round to get started on. This was a good warmup.
YTP Tennis - The Gabe-enning Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-09-25 | Round 3 vs Sniper Melon vs Goop VideosRound 2: youtu.be/6og-oS2tfg8Round 1: youtu.be/IBWDfUiHYBENice you see y'all again. Staying safe, I hope?
YTP - Cheezey FeBreezey Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-06-13 | This FeBreeze commercial has been in my head for years. Perhaps pooping it will bring a sort of closure and I can clear my mind of clutter.
YTP - Jokeronavairus : The Second Wave Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-05-22 | A continuation on Jokeronavirus.
YTP - Aunties Roach Show Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-05-10 | Decided to try pooping Antique's Roadshow. I thought it'd be a bit of a challenge, but it actually all came together rather quickly. So, I hope you enjoy it, I had a blast making it. I may even make another rendition soon using the US version of the show.
YTP - The Fresh Bear of Red Square Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-05-10 | My entry to Silvanatorr's Fresh Prince Collab:youtube.com/watch?v=3F6O78-0_ts
YTP - Whilter Whate Hallucinates in Methlab Self-Isolation Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-04-18 | On this episode of Breaking BAlls: A virus spreading across Albuquerque forces Whilter Whate to seal himself within Gus's Superlab. 27 minutes later he begins hearing mischievous voices and cackling, and is visited by ethereal apparitions.
YTP - Jokeronavairus Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-04-07 | Idk I was suddenly thinking of this scene out of nowhere and had ideas for it.
(Un)Finished YTP Projects Compilation Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-04-02 | Some .veg files from over the years that I had started but never got around to finishing. I've even marked the place on each of them where I began to "finish" them just in the past week while compiling them.
A 炎色のセーター Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-04-02 | My entry to DrHotelMario's April Fools' Day Collab:youtube.com/watch?v=XpFZ8-Er4gE
YTP - Nostromyalgia Criteck Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-02-18 | I've wanted to use this particular source for a while, and figured why not now?
Will Smitch Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-01-30 | Another little something I made while working on that collab entry.
10 Minute YTP Challenge Collab Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2020-01-20 | Made in 10 minutesMy entry to Jimmy D's 10 Minute YTP Challenge:youtube.com/watch?v=DtR7bFjPheI
Grand Illusions Collab Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2019-11-20 | My entry to FameForSale's Grand Illusions Collab:youtube.com/watch?v=DKNMiHm79Gg
YTP - Reptilian Reefer Madness Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2019-10-10 | Just a little something to get those creative juices flowing for a collab entry I'm about to begin working on.
YTP - Bill Nye Experiments with Child Actors Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2019-08-08 | I grew up with this show and watching it now with the energetic, fast pace that it felt was necessary to keep the kiddies' attention makes itself a prime source for poopage, in my opinion.
YTP - Need for Weed: Most Toasted Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2019-03-19 | I've been playing Need for Speed Most Wanted on Xbox Original quite a bit lately, and figured I'd try using the cheesy cutscenes as a source....Oh, and I just realized that there's actually no references to weed at all in this despite the title of the video ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Family Guy Collab Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2019-02-03 | My entry to the Family Guy CollabHosted by Goop Videos: youtube.com/watch?v=sPXAeAdsEuI
YTP - How to MicroManage your MicroMember Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2019-01-01 | Source videos: youtube.com/channel/UCEMYcIIzis-nIrTywNPnEugBack when I was still working retail, at some point I was forced to watch videos of this old frog-face bloke prattle on about "MicroMessages" (his fancy term for body language) While I sat there enduring his ramblings I, of course, thought of some other things I could easily sentence mix him to say starting with the word "Micro".
Spider-Man Collab Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2018-11-04 | My entry to Jimmy D's Spider-Man Collab:youtube.com/watch?v=hm2WlreyW7Y
YTP - Ratt Willyums has a Savage Lysergic Acid Attack on Stage Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2018-09-27 | My entry to SerialK86's I Love Video Games 4 Collab: youtu.be/dgXjn6Fzqwg
ytp - gabriel iglabriel returns Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2018-06-03 | Started out as a veg replace (mmommy_yoy) which i then pooped, rendered, then pooped again, like putting a turd in a fan or a bandsaw. You just don't do it!
The Scaryrary Collab 2 Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-10-29 | My entry for Alfonzopancake's SCARYRARY Collab 2.youtube.com/watch?v=MTjmkDyt_5cMusic:Hocico - AddictionX Marks the Pedwalk - DangerHocico - Brutal Encounter
Stranger Things Collab Entry Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-07-29 | My entry to alfonzopancakes' Stranger Things collab.youtube.com/watch?v=wVzT5bbefj4
YTP - Jim Ralph and the Arachnid Man Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-07-20 | rastafari onli smok marijuana
ChecK your maiL..., Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-07-17 | My entry for Palette's Experimental Collab 2youtube.com/watch?v=Gu3YeYSE4Ro&t=8s
YTP: CSI : KY Dimension Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-06-17 | Songs usedDir en Grey - SakuX Marks the Pedwalk - Cul De SacX Marks the Pedwalk - You are Out
somewhere theres a better world... ＭＩＳＯＰＨＯＮＩＡ Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-06-08 | Song is Nuisance by Hocico
Shinya Labeouf Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-06-07 | Abandoned Entry for TheCaledioScope;sShia Labeouf ColalbAt the time, I thought it was a little too dark...
(vegreplace) Doctor Dohnson Instructs you to speak incoherently Defcon Johnson / Dimitri Petrov 2017-06-05 | DH
