Sheet Music Singer
Daisy Bell (1892)
updated
Words by Al Dubin
Music by Harry Warren
Lyrics
Must I memorize a book
To be considered wise
When I can look into your eyes
Literature is such a bore
And mathematics too
I’d much prefer to learn about you
Refrain
You’re the only kind of knowledge
They don’t teach at any college
You’re an education in yourself
There are poems and romances
In the glamour of your glances
You’re an education in yourself
Of all the famous dates in hist’ry
I recall but a few
The Fourth of July
And my dates with you
You’ve a kiss that’s scientific
Tho’ it’s tender, it’s terrific
You’re an education in yourself
Refrain
You’re the kind of mental training
I could take without complaining
You’re an education in yourself
Intricate as economics
Simple as the Sunday comics
You’re an education in yourself
And there are geometric figures
In your beautiful curves
They’re good on the eyes
But bad on the nerves
You are my encycloped-yuh
Let me take yuh home and read yuh
You’re an education in yourself
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Art Hickman and Ben Black.
Lyrics
1. I must confess that I like you
But there is something amiss
Tell me did it ever strike you
That a maid likes a man to steal a kiss
Now please don’t think me bold
And please, oh please don’t scold
Chorus
Just simply hold me
Fold me right in your arms
It’s your affection I crave
Tease me, squeeze me tight in your arms
Until I promise to behave
Fill me, thrill me with tales of love
And all its sweet myrtic charms
Then enfold me, please don’t scold me
Just hold me tight in your arms
2. Some girlies just love to motor
Some crave a musical show
Some girls love to Fox-Trot nightly
I know some who are always on the go
But here’s what I like best
I’m diff’rent from the rest
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Sung here by Robert Johns.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Junie McCree
Music by Albert Von Tilzer
Lyrics
1. Every day on my way
There’s a girlie that I know
Never talks or talks or talks
She just walks and walks and walks
By her side I have tried
To be called her only beau
When she smiles at me
I can plainly see
That I love her and must tell her so
Chorus
You’re just the girl for me
Just the girl for me
Lovely style and winning smile
Leads the other girls a mile
In my dreams your face I see
And now I long to be
The only one to say
That you’re just the girl for me
2. For a year on my dear
I have called at her address
Not a word a word a word
Have I heard or heard or heard
Won’t you speak by next week
Would you like a wedding dress
For I long to hear
Just one word dear
It must come from your lips and be yes
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by Gerd Westendorp.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Ever since I met you
I haven’t been the same
I don’t sleep a wink at night
And I’ve lost my appetite
Seems I can’t forget you
And you are all to blame
Don’t say “No”, you know it’s so
You can’t deny it, please don’t try it
Chorus
Who gave me that love-sick feeling
Who started my senses reeling
Who was it when I was blue
Gave me a kiss that grew
Into a red hot furnace
The kind that burns us
And you know who cuddled up closer to me
Who made me feel “bride and groomy”
Who gave me that notion to jump in the ocean
Nobody else but you
2. I wrote you a letter
You haven’t answered yet
Seems you just refuse to be
Sweethearts like we used to be
It would be much better
If we had never met
Then if you’d flirt, it wouldn’t hurt
There is no doubt, dear, figure out, dear
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A topical furor
words by Arthur J. Lamb
music by Harry F. Carson
Lyrics
1. There was a little dog, both lame and blind
And everyone to it was most unkind
At last one day a man made one bad break
He gave unto that dog a big beefsteak
Chorus
And the dog went mad
It couldn’t stand the kindness
So, the dog went mad
In spite of all its blindness
For weeks it had not fed
With hunger was near dead
But when a bit it had
The dog went mad
2. A company, I know, went out full tog
They thought to try the show upon the dog
They seized a little cur to play it to
But oh, when they begun, the show fell through
Chorus
For the dog went mad
It couldn’t stand the acting
So, the dog went mad
For it was too exacting
The heroine yelled “murder”
The poor dog never heard her
Altho’ ’twas awful sad
The dog went mad
3. An organ grinder went a down the street
He played “After the Ball” to all he’d meet
A bulldog came along and heard the strains
He gave three piteous howls, had swift, short pains
Chorus
Then the dog went mad
It ne’er had heard such musick
O! the dog went mad
‘Twould truly have made you sick
Of tunes it could stand all
Except “After the Ball
But that song was so bad
The dog went mad
4. Some people dined one day on sausage meat
And gave some sausage to their dog to eat
It put its forefeet on the well filled plate
But when it took a bite, O! sad to state
Chorus
The dog went mad
Recognized its brother
The dog went mad
Couldn’t eat another
The dog was of no station
But loved its dead relation
But this was far too sad
So, the dog went mad
5. A family went off to Saint Louie
They took a little dog the sight to see
They reach St. Louis town, but ’twas so slow
The darling little dog barked out “no go”
Chorus
Then the dog went mad
St. Louis was so quiet
The dog went mad
Gave the town a riot
They had such fun each minute
St. Louis says, “I’m in it”
But St. Louis was so bad
The dog went mad
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by Wachy.
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Words by Oscar Hammerstein 2nd
Music by Richard Rodgers
Lyrics
When you walk through a storm
Keep your chin up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of the storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho’ your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart
And you’ll never walk alone
You’ll never walk alone
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Jack Meskill and Max Rich
Music by Pete Wendling
Lyrics
1. My heart was lonely, life seemed all wrong
Waiting for someone like you
Just like a rainbow, you came along
Making my dreams all come true
Chorus
Who do I love, keep thinking of
Wonderful you
Who won my heart, right from the start
Wonderful you
One smile and you became my inspiration
One kiss and then my arms held all creation
Who do I prize with loving eyes
Wonderful you
Who made me feel life could be real
Wonderful you
You brought me, you taught me
A love I never knew
Who is the one second to none
Wonderful you
2. I dreamed of someone from night till morn
You were the dream that came true
Out of the darkness, you brought the dawn
Changing the gray skies to blue
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Irving Berlin
Music by Ted Snyder
Lyrics
1. Alexander Adams played a clarinet
Brought out music that no one has brought out yet
Miss Eliza Johnson was his angel pet
And Alexander was her one best bet
Strange to say they quarreled on last Sunday night
Monday evening Alexander came in sight
Played his clarinet beneath her window light
To hear Eliza yell with all her might
Chorus
Honey, is that you? yes, yes
Don’t even have to guess, my honey, what brought you?
Oh pet, I see you brought your clarinet
My honey, I’m angry, no, no
For lawdy sake don’t dare to go
My pet, I love you yet
And then besides, I love your clarinet
2. Alexander played his clarinet with vim
Up to Liza’s door, then played himself right in
When he got inside he played and played like sin
Then played her cards to see who’d buy the gin
When he left, Miss Liza tried some sleep to get
Dreamt her Romeo came back to Juliet
Also dreamt he brought with him his clarinet
If no one woke her, she’d be shouting yet
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A popular song from 1920
Words by Grant Clarke
Music by J. L. Merkur
Lyrics
1. Dear, I know it, every poet
Writes about a rose
I’m no poet and you know it
That my writing shows
Every time I start to rhyme
I have to rub it out
But still here goes ’cause
You’re the rose I’ve got to write about
Chorus
Rosie, make it rosy for me
Sweet Rosie, oh, how glad I would be
If only you would care for me, too
I’m lonely for only you
Just like a posie
You grow sweeter each day
Sweet Rosie, help me raise a bouquet
I need a branch or two on my family tree
Rosie, come marry me
2. Harry Meyer, he’s a buyer
Who can pick a gown
Rosie, she’s a model
For a clothing house in town
Twice a year he travels here
To get the latest styles
And when the bunch goes out to lunch
He says to Rose and smiles
Chorus
Rosie, you are working too hard
Sweet Rosie, you grew up in a yard
Oh, Why be just a model for life
When you ‘d make a model wife
You’re like a posie
I once picked in the woods
Sweet Rosie, I’m a good judge of goods
So, tell the boss
That he don’t need you no more
Rosie, come marry me
3. He said, “Rosie, just supposie
We get married dear
You can model clothing
For the baby every year
Be my wife ’cause that’s the life
The only one that pays
Just take your time, make up your mind
I’ll give you sixty days
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by P. G. Wodehouse
Music by Jerome Kern
Lyrics
1. Mother sat at home preserving peaches every day
Father said he’d like to help, if he could find the way
Mother sent him out to pick some peaches on the spot
And he picked an awful lot
Refrain
Father started picking peaches
He said he’d found the job he liked the best
Father started picking peaches
He never seemed to need a rest
Every day he wandered in the orchard
And though the work was hard, he never kicked
He picked each peach that came in reach
And here are a few of the peaches father picked
2. Mother caught him picking them one summer afternoon
Mother’s gone to Reno, and the case will come on soon
Lots of alimony poor papa will have to pay
When the judge hears mother say
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Gus Kahn
Music by Isham Jones
Lyrics
1. I’m unhappy, so unhappy, for I can see
The one I love don’t care for me
I’d be happy, oh so happy, but it was fate
That it was too late when I happened to find her
Chorus
The one I love belongs to somebody else,
She means her tender songs for somebody else,
And even when I have my arms around her
I know her thoughts are strong for somebody else.
The hands I hold belong to somebody else
I’ll bet they’re not so cold to somebody else.
It’s tough to be alone on the shelf,
It’s worse to fall in love by yourself,
The one I love belongs to somebody else.
2. I keep trying, I keep trying to stay away
It can’t be done one single day
I keep saying, I keep saying goodbye I’m through
But each time I see her I start in all over
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin and Ted Snyder
Lyrics
1. You all have your favorite masters
The kind what music give
Did you ever, ever meet my lovin’ piano man
No? then you’ve yet to live
He sits on his stool like a king on the throne
And plays and plays with ease
Why the melody just nestles in his finger tips
And oozes out in the keys
Chorus
Piano man, Piano man
He brings forth notes like no one can
Oh what a feelin’
When his notes come a-stealin’ why
I just feel like kneelin’ and appealin’ to my
Piano man, Piano man
Lawdy how his music lingers
May the Heaven bless his fingers
When he plays for days and days
It soothes me like a fan
Just lend your ear, dear, here
Near to my ever lovin’ piano man
2. You’ve listened to Verdi’s music
Beethoven’s classy tune
I’m alludin’ to the fellows with the hair as long
As a rainy afternoon
They all needed love to inspire their notes
Be it the spring or fall
But my piano man
Just have him meet a piano grand
Then listen, Umm, Umm, that’s all
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A popular song from 1953
Words and music by Max C. Freedman and Jimmy De Knight
Arranged by Frank Metis
Lyrics
One, two, three o’clock, four o’clock, rock
Five, six, seven o’clock, eight o’clock, rock
Nine, ten, eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock, rock
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight
Chorus
Put your glad rags on and join me, hon
We’ll have some fun when the clock strikes one
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight
We’re gonna rock, rock, rock, ’til broad daylight
We’re gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
Chorus
When the clock strikes two, three and four
If the band slows down, we’ll yell for more
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight
We’re gonna rock, rock, rock, ’til broad daylight
We’re gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
Chorus
When the chimes ring five, six, and seven
We’ll be right in seventh heaven
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight
We’re gonna rock, rock, rock, ’til broad daylight
We’re gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
Chorus
When it’s eight, nine, ten, eleven, too
I’ll be going strong and so will you
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight
We’re gonna rock, rock, rock, ’til broad daylight
We’re gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
Chorus
When the clock strikes twelve, we’ll cool off, then
Start a-rockin’ ’round the clock again
We’re gonna rock around the clock tonight
We’re gonna rock, rock, rock, ’til broad daylight
We’re gonna rock, gonna rock, around the clock tonight
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by P. G. Wodehouse
Music by Jerome Kern
Lyrics
1. On the other side of the moon
Ever so far, beyond the last little star
There’s a land, I know, where the good songs go
Where it’s always afternoon
And snug in a haven of peace and rest
Lie the dear old songs that we love the best
Refrain
It’s a land of flowers and April showers
With sunshine in between
With roses blowing and rivers flowing
‘Mid rushes growing green
Where no one hurries and no one worries
And life runs calm and slow
And I wish some day I could find my way
To the land where the good songs go
2. Dear old songs forgotten too soon
They had their day and then we threw them away
And without a sigh we would pass them by
For some other, newer tune
So off to a happier home they flew
Where they’re always loved and they’re always new
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Nora Bayes, Irving Fisher and Harry Akst
Lyrics
Let me put my arms close around you
Dear, I am so glad I have found you
I had almost ceased to be
Quite sure that you would come to me
All my dreams have been full of yearning
For the day when fortune in turning
Would send you to me
Always to be close
Oh, so close to my heart
Refrain
All my life I’ve waited for this
Just to feel the touch of your kiss
Just to be true to someone like you
It seems I’ve been waiting for ages and ages
Waiting, waiting, so patiently
Just to hold you close, dear to me
Just to be true to someone like you
I have been waiting for this
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by Tom Venam.
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Words and music by Gilbert Wells, But Cooper and Fred Rose
Lyrics
1. I’ve got a girl, a wonderful girl
She’s the sweetest one in town
You can search for miles around
But no one can be found like this one
She has a smile that will open
With a certain little way
And ev’ry time that I get near her
I look at her and say
Chorus
Red hot mamma, Red hot mamma
You’re the one I need
Red hot mamma
You’re some charmer, yes, indeed
I claim that you should be
In the Follies hot tomales
You have a pair of eyes
Just like old Svengalis
I confess that you possess
The sweetest charm in town
And unless I miss my guess
The boys all follow you around
You make a music master drop his fiddle
Make a bald headed man
Part his hair in the middle
Red hot mamma, Red, hot mamma
Sweetest girl in town
2. I’ve got a plan, a marvelous plan
That I figured out last night
You just let me put you right
That never have I been as clever
As when I thought I’d purchase a ring
For her pretty little hand
And then instead of her initials
I’ll have it monogrammed
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Irving Berlin
Music by Ted Snyder
Lyrics
1. I hate to brag about my fam’ly but I must say that
My father is the greatest man who ever wore a hat
He always took things easy in an easy sort of way
And when it came to taking things, just kindly let me say
Chorus
No one could do it like my father!
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father!
Other men might do the same
But when it came to make a name
No one could do it like my dad!
2. At keeping servant girls, my father always was an ace!
He had a certain way to keep the ladies in their place
Their place was in the kitchen and his place to keep them there
I don’t know how he did it but I really must declare
[2nd chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
Servants liked the cops, of course
So father joined the police force
No one could do it like my dad
3. One night papa went in to see that great Salome dance
You talk about attention, say! he gave her ev’ry glance
He has my mother dancing now, her brain is in a whirl
And only here last week he came home with a string of pearls
[3rd chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
Now he always stays at home
Mama has learned that dance Salome
No one could do it like my dad
4. My mother weighs three hundred pounds but don’t give it away
She bought a brand new sheath gown and she wore it yesterday
My father showed his dignity when mother showed her sock
Then just to make the two ends meet he used a big padlock
[4th chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
Neighbor Jones and his neighbor Lee
Are hunting for my father’s key
And no one could do it like my dad
5. I haven’t told you how my father and my mother wed
She was an old maid, he a burglar underneath her bed
She flashed a gun at father and said, “I must be your wife”
My father wears a medal now for saving someone’s life
[5th chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
Mother thinks a lot of pa
But father drinks to think of ma
And no one could do it like my dad
6. The other night when pa came home, he found to his surprise
The iceman and my mother on the sofa making eyes
He did not get excited, no! not one word did he say
But when the iceman’s bill came due, papa refused to pay
[6th chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
Father proved he was no slouch
He fooled them all when he sold the couch
And no one could do it like my dad
7. When father went to school they tell me he was very bad
They also say he had a purpose to make teacher mad
She’d make him stay in after school and pa would ne’er refuse
For when it came to helping teacher tie her dainty shoes:
[7th chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
Teacher knew a thing or two
She always wore a low cut shoe
No one could do it like my dad
8. We lived right by a railway station not so far from here
And father would make faces at the passing engineers
They’d all throw coal at father, yes they would upon my soul
And when the winter came around we never needed coal
[8th chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
First he got coal one by one
And now he sells it by the ton
And no one could do it like my dad
9. Around election time my father never knows his name
Sometimes it’s Breen, or Smith, or Green, Gilhouley or McShane
Then other times it’s Harrigan, O’Connor, or O’Dell
They ought to call him “Winchester” ’cause he repeats so well
[9th chorus:]
No one could do it like my father
Ever clever, stunning, cunning father
When you see him change his coat
You know that means another vote
And no one could do it like my dad
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words Gene Buck.
Music by Jerome D. Kern.
Lyrics
In old Egypt where the pale moon glows
And the sapphire Nile so gently flows
And the balmy breeze through the palm tree blows
That is Paradise to me
In the shade of the pyramids so grand
In that olden, golden Pharaoh Land
It was there I lost my heart and hand
And asked her My Queen to be
Refrain
Oh my lady of the Nile
Won’t you linger here awhile
I have loved you so in history
You have solved my heart’s own mystery
Through the veil of years it seems
You have haunted all my dreams
A world of love I’d return to you
I’ve yearned for you, I’ve burned for you
Your Anthony I wnt to be
My Lady of the Nile
Oh, my Lady of the Nile
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by P. G. Wodehouse
Music by Jerome Kern
Lyrics
1. Say have you heard of the Glad Game they play?
Try it yourself when you go home today
Do not mind if Fate’s unkind
But simply grin and don’t give in
If troubles come, as they’re certain to do
Why should you care if they don’t come to you?
Fate’s blow you may defy
If they soak some other guy
Refrain
Oh be joyful, cheerful and serene
If poor father falls and busts his bean
Don’t be down cast, don’t be sad
Just be thankful you’re not dad
As to fetch the Doc, you hurry
Keep on shouting “I should worry”
If you try, you’ll find that you can greet
Other people’s troubles with a smile
Cheer up! that’s the only way
Make each day Thanksgiving Day
Be a little sunbeam all the while
2. Though it’s a tough little world, more or less
Though all around, you see folks in distress
Don’t feel sad, it’s not so bad
Each cloud you’ll find, is silver lined
If you are brave, and refuse to despair
No matter how much your friends have to bear
You’ll find without a doubt
Plenty to be glad about
Refrain
If a mule kicks grandpa in the face
Gladness is by no means out of place
Just reflect it’s painful, but
Grandpa was a homely mutt
As to hospital you move him
Say, No doubt this will improve him
Make him take a broad and cheerful view
Sit beside his sick bed with a smile
Point out just to keep him cool
How it must have pleased the mule
Be a little sunbeam all the while
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Arthur Wimperis and Hartley Carrick
Music by Herman Finck
Lyrics
1. None can say of me
I’m not a constant lover
Look how constantly
I fall in love
For tall girls, I’m all there
Small girls, dark or fair
All girls, I don’t care
For I think that each
Is a perfect peach
Till the next one comes in reach
Refrain
For I dote on Dora
Then I flirt with Flora
Then I cotten to Cora
Then I linger with Laura
Then I thirst for Thora
ThenI’m nuts on Nora
Then termorrer I’m Dora’s
Adorer once again
2. If I stick to one
I’ve got to jilt the others
How can that be done?
You know it can’t
For shy girls, make me glow
Sly girls, thrill me so
Why, girls, don’t you know
That I’m staunch and true
To each one of you
Which is all one man can do
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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That Mesmerizing Mendelssohn Tune
A popular song from 1909
Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Honey, listen to that dreamy tune they’re playin’
Won’t you tell me how on earth you keep from swayin’?
Umm! Umm! Oh, that Mendelssohn Spring Song tune
If you ever loved me show me now or never
Lord, I wish they’d play that music on forever
Umm! Umm! Oh, that Mendelssohn tune
My honey
Chorus
Love me to that ever lovin’ Spring song melody
Please me, honey, squeeze me to that Mendelssohn strain
Kiss me like you would your mother
One good kiss deserves another
That’s the only music that was ever meant for me
That tantalizin’, hypnotizin’, mesmerizin’ Mendelssohn tune
2. Don’t you stand there, honey, can’t you hear me sighin’?
Is you gwine to wait until I’m almost dyin’?
Umm! Umm! Oh, that Mendelssohn Spring Song tune
Get yourself acquainted with some real live wooin’
Make some funny noises like there’s something doin’
Umm! Umm! Oh, that Mendelssohn tune
My honey
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by P. G. Wodehouse
Music by Jerome Kern
Lyrics
Hello, everybody, hello everybody
I’m the sly old man in the moon
Often, I am thinking, you have seen me winking
When you’ve strolled outdoors for a spoon
It’s not strange, now is it?
I should pay this visit
Seeing that the earth was so near
All the world is fighting
It looked so exciting
Aren’t you glad to see me down here?
Refrain
I’m the old man in the moon, boys
Here all right and I’ve come down to your town
To sit up all the night
I’m in love with the U. S. A.
Though I’ve been living so far away
So, when foemen attack her
I won’t be a slacker
I’m here to stay
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Honey darlin’ take your time
Don’t you hurry, baby mine
Throw your lovin’ arms around me
Oh! Oh! Oh! I’m feelin’ so fine
Won’t you squeeze my hand again
Squeeze it hard, I feel no pain
Don’t deny me, satisfy me
To that draggy strain
Chorus
Oh! that draggy rag!
Oh! that easy drag
Don’t you hurry, honey
Or you’ll cause me pain
I want to go to heaven on an Erie train
Slide, glide, not too fast
Go slow to the last
I love my quick decision, hon’
But Oh! that draggy rag
2. I could almost swear I see
Two of you, and now it’s three
I believe my mind is wand’rin’
Oh! Oh! Oh! poor delicate me
Honey, dear, I’m suff’rin’ so
Get your hat and we will go
Don’t decline, dear, take your time, dear
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Otto Harbach and Oscar Hammerstein 2nd
Music by Rudolf Friml
1. Ah, sweet Rose-Marie, it’s easy to see
Why all who learn to know you love you
You’re gentle and kind, divinely designed
As graceful as the pines above you
There’s an angel’s breath beneath your sigh
There’s a little devil in your eye
Refrain
Rose-Marie. I love you
I’m always dreaming of you
No matter what I do I can’t forget you
Sometimes I wish that I had never met you
And yet if I should lose you
‘Twould mean my very life to me
Of all the queens that ever lived
I’d choose you
To rule me, my Rose-Marie
2. The song of the spring is heard when you sing
And when you laugh the birds seem thrilling
But angry oh my you’d think that the sky
With storms from the north is filling
Then when smiles have chased away your frown
Seems the sun itself is shining down
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Abie darling dear, can’t you hear very clear
They’re playing that Kazzatsky dance
Cohen with his hand leads the band, ain’t it grand
I tell you Abie take a chance
Take me by the wrist with your fist, make a twist
Or else I’ll go right in a trance
Come and give your baby just one glance
And we’ll do that Yiddisher dance
Chorus
Oi, that Kazzatsky dance
It makes me lose my sense
Come and get handy, it’s dandy, dandy
Kiss me Kid, I’m candy
Oi, that Kazzatsky dance
I’m going in a trance
I love my ham and cabbage kid
But Oi, that Yiddisher
That Yiddisher
Oi, that Kazzatsky dance
2. Abie hurry up, take your time, hurry up
I want to dance fast, please go slow
Darling run away, better stay, while they play
Because I hate you, love you so
Look at what you did, oh you kid in the lid
I’m going crazy like a loon
Make some spooning with a silver spoon
While they play that Yiddisha tune
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Benjamin Manner played a grand piano
And he cert’nly played it fine
Played the piano all the time
Like a reg’lar Rubinstein
Sunday he called around to see Miss Lucy Brown
And said “My darling pet
I have found a new way to make love
That hasn’t been discovered yet
Won’t you let me show you how?”
But Miss Lucy cried “not now”
Chorus
Try it on your piano grand
I don’t care to understand
B or I flat, C or Y flat
Try it hon’ but not in my flat
While I don’t doubt that what you say is true
I’m not taking chances with some love that’s new
So Mister Manner, try it on your piano
But you can’t try it on me
2. Benjamin Manner sold his grand piano
And became a doctor fair
One who cures your pain and care
He was known most everywhere
Lucy took sick one day, he called around to say
“I’ve brought with me a pill
It’s a new discovery of my own
That surely ought to cure or kill
It has never yet been tried”
But Miss Lucy loudly cried:
Chorus
Try it on your piano grand
I don’t care to understand
B or I flat, C or Y flat
Try it hon’ but not in my flat
Give me Peruna for my every pain
For he who takes that will live to take again
So try your brand up on a baby grand
Because you can’t try it on me
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. What’s that you say? No work today?
Done lost your job? Where is your pay?
Been shooting dice? That’s very nice
Needn’t apologize, I’m cold as ice
Pack up your clothes, Lord only knows
You’ve been the cause of my troubles and woes
Don’t ask me why, too late to cry
Just bid yourself goodbye
Chorus
A friend in need is a friend indeed
That’s just the kind of friend I’ve been to you
When poverty smiled down on thee
I hung around and stuck like glue
It’s a long long lane that has no turn
You can never tell your finish when you start
But when you find you can’t make both ends meet
Then the best of friends must part
2. Don’t talk of love, just like a dove
Can’t eat the stars that shine above
That stuff don’t go, you’d better blow
Can’t buy a meal with that lovin’ you know
I know it’s hard on your old pard
But I can’t help that you played your last card
Don’t hesitate, evaporate
Hunt up another mate
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Casper Nathan
Music by F. Henri Klickmann
Lyrics
1. Little Bobbie, sitting on his father’s knee
In the Land of the Free, says, “Daddy, tell me
Why is Europe fighting, why are lands uniting
Just to whip old Germany
Will our country join the parade?”
The father smiles upon his son
And says, “Don’t be afraid”
Chorus
Uncle Sam won’t go to war
That’s not what the U. S. got united for
Let all Europe fight, if they must
But the Yankee motto is, In God we trust”
When war clouds roll by once more
Things will be the same as before
Our country’s always free
No matter what may be
Uncle Sam won’t go to war
2. From the top of Maine to Frisco’s Golden Gate
Yankee people don’t hate, their love is too great
So we’re not excited, while we stand united
We will love while others hate
Peace will reign in our U. S. A.
Tho’ all the world may be at war
Each Yankee’s proud to say
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Sheb Wooley
Lyrics
1. Well I saw the thing a-comin’ out of the sky
It had the one long horn, and one big eye
I commenced to shakin’ and I said "Ooh-eee
It looks like a purple people eater to me"
Chorus
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looked strange to me
2. Well he came down to earth and he laid in the tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don’t eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
“I wouldn’t eat you ’cause you’re so tough”
3. I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what’s your line?
And he said, “Eatin’ purple people and it sure is fine”
But that’s not the reason that I came to land
“I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band”
Chorus
Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin’ purple people eater
Pigeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin’ purple people eater
He wear short shorts, friendly little people eater
What a sight to see
4. And then he swung from the tree and he laid on the ground
And he started to rock, really rockin’ around
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin’ tune
“Sing a bop-bop aboopa-lopa, loom bam-boom”
5. Well he went on his way, and then what do ya know
I saw him last night on a TV show
He was blowing it out, a-really knockin’ em dead
Playin’ rock and roll music through the horn in his head
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A popular song from 1910
Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Jealous little maid was sadly crying
Crying ’cause her little heart was hurt
Told her fellow there was no denying
She saw him flirt
Fellow whispers, “Let your heart be cheery
Won’t you let me dry those tears away?
Be your own sweet self and cuddle near me
There is something sweet I want to say”
Chorus
I may take a walk with Dolly
I may smile at pretty May
I may have a talk with Molly
Or with Polly, or even Fay
I may flirt with charming Carrie
As another boy would do
But before I go and marry
I will have a talk with you
2. When I noticed something sweet in Molly
That’s the time I loved your baby smile
When I saw how cute and neat was Dolly
I liked your style
Fellows raved to me about a prize, dear
Meaning Carrie’s pretty eyes of blue
So I went and gazed into her eyes, dear
That’s the day I fell in love with you
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by E. Ray Goetz and Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Fiddler Joe from Kokomo
Took lessons on the piccolo
After seven years or so
He could play a violin
Beneath his whiskered chin
He’d tuck his violin
And when you least expected
Fiddler Joseph would begin
Chorus
On his fid-fid-fid-fid-fid-fid-fiddle-dee-dee!
He played a melody
As plain as plain could be
Now he might have played that tune
On his harp or his bassoon
But he played it on his fid-fid-fiddle-dee-dee!
2. Joseph met a girl last Spring
Who said, “Come up and bring a ring”
Joseph had no ring to bring
So he brought his violin
A cunning B flat grin
Hung from his whiskered chin
And when the maiden shouted
“Mister Fiddler Man, begin”
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Junie McCree
Music by Albert Von Tilzer
Lyrics
1. Soldier, soldier, returning home from war
Sweetheart filled with joy
‘Waits her soldier boy
Battle over, farewell to cannon’s roar
For he thinks of his love once more
Tattered, torn, is his army uniform
Bandage ’round his head
Heavy is his tread
One thing seems to fill his heart with cheer
When his sweetheart’s voice rings clear
Chorus
“Here comes an American
Brave country, brave the man
Where the children are born free
In this land of liberty
Peaceful he, while peace there be
But the spark of war once fan
Then every nation will shout
“Look out” “Look out”
Here comes an American
2. Years have passed since the soldier and his bride
Had their union sealed
Wedding bells have pealed
Happy they since the marriage knot was tied
Now a boy is their joy and pride
Just like dad, he’s a military lad
Country first of all
Waiting for her call
When he’s old enough to march away
Uncle Sam will proudly say
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by Gerd Westendorp.
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Words by Al Stillman
Music by Robert Allen
Lyrics
1. No oyster cares for the winter time
And there’s a very good reason
He’s happier in the summer time
When oysters R-n’t in season
A turkey thinks of Thanksgiving day
As particularly grim
And he’s quite allergic to cranberry sauce
‘Cause it’s generally served with him
Refrain
It depends on de Point Of View
De particular Point Of View
What you don’t or do
And vice versa, too
It depends on de Point Of View
2. A goldfish lives in a house of glass
You know exactly what’s cookin’
But then his outlook on life is such
As not to worry who’s lookin’
The biggest bill in your money clip
Seems to have the best design
And the pretty checks are the ones that you get
Not the ones that you have to sign
3. A winning tip to a man, of course
Is good beyond any question
A winning ticket to any horse
Does nothing for his digestion
The monkeys down in the monkey house
Find it hard to act their age
‘Cause they’re makin’ jokes ’bout the curious folks
Who inhabit the outer cage
And when I held you tight
If it was wrong or right
And when you kissed me long
If it was right or wrong
The lovely time we had
If it was good or bad
It depends on de Point Of View
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Jos. H. McKeon, Harry M. Piano, W. Raymond Walker
(with lyrics rewritten by an uncredited Irving Berlin)
Lyrics
1. Now Sweet Flo and Joe
With lights burning low
Sat spooning as all lovers do
Her wee sister Rose
Stood on her tip toes
And eagerly kept peeping through
Oh my, oh what bliss
She soon heard them kiss
As he gently called her “my dear”
The very next day
When Flo came her way
She whispered these words in her ear
Chorus
Oh! what I know about you
Oh! what I know about you
Don’t say you didn’t ’cause I overheard
Honest to goodness, I won’t say a word
Oh! what I know about you
Something that I wouldn’t do
Far be it from me
To repeat what I see
But, oh! what I know about you
2. Next evening when Joe
Called ’round to see Flo
He found little Rose all alone
In her cunning way
He soon heard her say
“My sister said she’s not at home”
Her face wore a grin
She said, “Please come in”
Poor Joseph, oh my, what he saw
There sat pretty Flo
With her other beau
Rose cried to her sister once more
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Irving Berlin
Music by Ted Snyder
Lyrics
1. Betsy Brown, a manicurist fair
Dropped in town, to get the city air
Met the son of some millionaire
Who had lots of time to spare
Same old case of, “I remember you”
Same old smile, and same old howdy-do
Same old look of innocence true
In her great big eyes so blue
Chorus
She was a dear little girl
Dearest of dear little girls
Dear little eyes, dear little size
Dear little golden curls
She murmured, “Dear, never fear
I’ll always hold you dear”
When she said so true
“I’m fond of wine,” he knew
She was a dear, dear girl
2. Soon he took Miss Betsy out to dine
And they had the dearest little time
For he bought the dearest of wine
Till the pair were feeling fine
Tho’ it wasn’t altogether right
To remark about her appetite
Seven waiters worked hard that night
Serving what she called a bite
Chorus
She was a dear little girl
Dearest of dear little girls
Dear little eyes, dear little size
Dear little golden curls
She murmured, “Dear, never fear
I’ll always hold you dear”
To a check his pen
Was introduced, but then
She was a dear, dear girl
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Arthur J. Lamb
Music by Harry Von Tilzer
Lyrics
1. The scene is a banquet where beauty and wealth
Have gathered in splendid array
But silent and sad is a fair woman there
Whose young heart is pining away
A card is brought for her, she reads there a name
Of one that she loved long ago
Then sadly she whispers, “Just say I’m not here
For my story he never must know”
Refrain
That night at the banquet in Misery Hall
She reigned like a queen on a throne
But often the tears filled her beautiful eyes
As she dreamed of the love she had known
Her thoughts flowed along thro’ the laughter and song
To the days she could never recall
And she longed to find rest on her dear mother’s breast
At the banquet in Misery Hall
2. The time passes quickly and few in the throng
Have noticed the one vacant chair
‘Till out of the beautiful garden beyond
A pistol shot rings on the air
Now se in the moonlight, a handsome youth lays
Too quickly his life doth depart
While kneeling beside him the woman he’d loved
Finds her picture is close to his heart
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Reuben C. Riddick
Music by Lewis C. Smith
Lyrics
1. Sweetie, I am writin’ you
Just because I feel so blue
And I just want you to know
Somehow I miss you so
When you left you didn’t say
Just how long you’d stay away
There’s a pain down in my heart
Why did we ever part?
Chorus
Since you went away
How I’ve been missin’ you
Since you went away
I feel so lonesome and blue
Can’t make myself contented somehow
Life doesn’t mean a thing to me now
Since you went away
I’ve drifted in despair
Somehow I just don’t care
What comes my way
It’s awful hard, I find
To keep you off my mind
Since you went away
2. Everything is goin’ wrong
And each day seems twice as long
Sweetie, can’t you see my tears
When lonely night appears
In my heart I hope and yearn
For the day when you’ll return
If you’d come back dear, I know
I’d never let you go
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Sung here by Felix Chaplin.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A popular song from 1931
American words by J. P. Murray and Barry Trivers
Music by Vincent Scotto
Lyrics
All my life I yearned for love
And searched for happiness
And I dreamed of someone
I could worship and caress
Then one day love said to me, “I am yours”
But I learned that when it rains, it pours
Refrain
Two loves have I and they tear me apart
Two loves have I, both are in my heart
One is a flower and the other a flame
Two loves have I, but they’re not the same
When I’m in a gay mood
‘Tis then my light love I crave
Then again at times
My other love can make me a slave
I can’t deny that to both, I am true
Two loves have I, both of them are you
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Arthur Wimperis
Music by Herman Finck
Lyrics
1. Little Prudence, from a baby
Was collected, calm and cool
And she showed how much there may be
In a name, whilst still at school
For she drew Miss Brown, the teacher
In her grammar with a beard
But befor Miss Brown could reach her
Book and all had disappeared
Refrain
Prudence showed her prudence at a very early age
For the teacher came and slapped her where she sat
But her underware was lined
With the book they couldn’t find
She concealed a lot of prudence under that
2. Though her parentage was shady
She was lpretty as a peach
And she grew up quite a lady
But for cockney tricks of speech
And we said, “At any rate
She’s simply topping otherwise”
And forgot she dropped her aitches
When we saw her raise her eyes
Refrain
Prudence wasn’t prudent in a prudish sort of way
And her evening dresses knocked the Johnnies flat
For her bodice wasn’t low
But she knew enough to show
Just a little bit of prudence over that
3. With admirers Pru was pleasant
But was prudent to the last
For she always took a present
But she never has a past
When she turned up at Romano’s
With the Honourable Tom
P’raps, the prodigals, Papa knows
Where she got those jewels from
Refrain
Prudence wasn’t prudent in a prudish sort of way
So, when he suggested supper at her flat
Did she take offence? Oh, no!
But she took her brother Joe
So, she showed a lot of prudence over that
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
Gone are the times when they blamed all the crimes
On the old cafe’s
They used to blame everything you could name
On the drinking days
Drinking is still in season
But there’s another reason
Things that are done that would make anyone
Feel ashamed today are blamed today
Chorus
Upon the Charleston
They’re blaming the Charleston
What happens at night that isn’t quite right
It’s blamed on the Charleston
And each reformer gets warmer and warmer
When he discovers that the wife has gone
With his best friend
He blames it on the Charleston
They tell us that the girls who dare
To do the Charleston
Are going to the Lord knows where
Instead of blaming the girls who need taming
When Mabel and Kate refuse to go straight
It’s blaming the Charleston
Chorus
Upon the Charleston
They’re blaming the Charleston
Whenever a wife says this is the life
It’s blamed on the Charleston
They love it so much that’s why they’re not home much
Those high-toned ladies from fifth Avenue
Who think they’re wicked when they do the Charleston
The ladies in the big revues all do the Charleston
It helps to chase away the blues
They shake a leg when those butter and egg men
Come into the hall and if they should fall
It’s blamed on the Charleston
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
The world goes ’round to the sound
Of a love song
A melody for you and me
In ev’ry heart there’s a part
Of a love song
‘Twas ever so, ’twill ever be
Chorus
Learn to sing a love song
And you’ll remain forever young
Learn it in the springtime
When every song of love is sung
Time will fly and bye and bye
When dreary winter comes along
You can sit by your fireside
Humming an old love song
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A popular song from 1909
Words and music by Edgar Leslie and Irving Berlin
Lyrics
1. Jack and May were newly-wed, a loving pair were they
Until the other day, when Jack said to his May:
“Tonight I have to talk some bus’ness with some bus’nessmen
But rest assured that I’ll return at ten”
That night he left the flat, and simple wifey sat
Up with the cat for Jack who never came
The day was dawning when he rambled home again
And said: “My darling, please let me explain”:
Chorus
I heard the clock strike
One A.M.
One A.M.
One A.M.
It told me of my promise when I left you in the hall
Before I knew ’twas
Two A.M.
Three A.M.
Four A.M.
But you know I promised to be home at ten
So I didn’t go home at all
2. Jack remarked, “It’s eas’ly seen that I’m not all to blame
My explanation’s tame, it’s true tho’ just the same
Much rather than disturb you from your slumber so divine
I lingered just to pass away the time
And then again you see, I didn’t take the key
Which proves that my intentions were the best
I even said a pray’r that you might not despair
Besides I knew how much you needed rest”:
3. Jack had been forgiven and the future seemed so bright
Until the other night, his May was not in sight
She went to see a sick friend but had promised to come back
At sixty minutes after nine, to Jack
At sixty minutes past next morn she came at last
Her op’ning speech was “I’ve been with my friend
Because they said she’d die, I wanted to be nigh
And so I waited for the coming end”
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Arthur J. Lamb
Music by Kerry Mills
Lyrics
1. Out on the billows the good ship tossed
But a brave little craft was she
Tho’ the thunder roared and the torrents poured
In the pit of the angry sea
And the captain stood on the surf-swept deck
And he looked o’er the seething foam
He murmured, “We’re far from the harbor-bar
And far from the lights of home
But e’en as he gazed, he cried
“There’s land on the starboard side
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!”
Refrain
Any old port in a storm lads
Whatever that port may be
And thanks be given our Father in Heaven
Who watches o’er you and me
Tho’, we’re far, far away from the land we seek
Where the heart of true love beats warm
For the shelter there, is a haven fair
Any old port in a storm
Any old port in a storm
2. Close to the vessel the lifeboat rocked
With its cargo of souls inside
But the captain stood on the sinking deck
“There is no room for me,” he cried
“Do not wait my lads, pull away,” he said
And the life boat shot o’er the sea
He murmured low, “Tis my time to go
Another port waits for me”
Then in the embrace of death
He sang with his failing breath
“Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!”
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Spencer Williams
Lyrics
Hear them croon the old Canal Street Chant
In the land of dreamy scenes
Where love songs are sung in harmony
It’s the Heart of New Orleans
When they hum that melody entrancin’
Blues just seems to fade away
Every night is young and love is free
Where the moonbeams softly play
Every Creole Dandy with his Creole Mandy
Makes you live again the Mardi Gras
With their patois anthem
When they patios chant them
And they sure can Chantez la Bas
You will croon the old Canal Street Chant
If you’ve got a soul you’ll sing
Where love songs are sung in harmony
Down where music’s everything
Interlude
If you want to see sights beyond compare
Hear a melody waft the perfumed air
Come on down to a town
Where new thrills are to be found
In my happy huntin’ ground
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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A novelty song from 1928
Words and music by Herb Magidson, Michael H. Cleary and Spencer Williams
Lyrics
1. Gee I’m awful lonesome,
I need company,
‘Cause I’ve turned my sweetie down,
For he’s been cheatin’ on me
Now I’m by my ownsome,
An’ I’m thinkin’ of
Lookin’ round for a new sweetie
I want somebody to love
Chorus
Won’t somebody hear my plea?
I’ll be sweet as I can be
I want a good man and I want him bad
If you crave endearing charms,
I can fill your empty arms
I want a good man and I want him bad
To take a chance in love’s romance,
Now that’s right where I shine
For love indeed is what I need,
Affection is my line
Hear my plea, for goodness sake,
Won’t someone give me a break?
I want a good man and I want him bad
2. Won’t somebody take me?
I need lots of love
I’m just longin’ for someone
To be my sweet turtle dove
Won’t somebody make me
Happy all the while?
I’m just wishin’ for somebody
Who wants a sweet angel child
Chorus
If you’re poor or if you’re rich,
Strong or weak, I don’t care which
I want a good man and I want him bad
If you’re hot or if you’re cold,
I don’t care if you’re young or old,
I want a good man and I want him bad
Now look at me and you will see
I’m very very real!
Don’t have the dough of Clara Bow,
But lots more neck appeal!
Now’s your chance, men, hear me say
This may be your lucky day
I want a good man and I want him bad
Chorus
Lovin’ arms a-holdin’ tight
That’s the time I feel just right
I want a good man and I want him bad
Parlor lights away down low
That’s when I’m no Eskimo
I want a good man and I want him bad
Say I still own a country home
Away from noise and fuss
A perfect nest, a place to rest
The rest is up to us
Here I am, make up your mind
Girls like me are hard to find
I want a good man and I want him bad
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Billy Hill
Music by Peter De Rose
Lyrics
1. An open range ahead
A blanket for a bed
A friendly fire while lonely coyotes wail
With wheels that slowly creak
Of Home, Sweet Home they speak
That’s life on the Oregon Trail
Chorus
Wagon train a-windin’ cross the prairie
Rollin’ onward through the storm and gale
T’ward the land of dreams trudge the old ox teams
Down the Oregon Trail
Through the night the Lord is in the saddle
Ridin’ herd beneath a moon so pale
Watchin’ o’er each stray till the break of day
Down the Oregon Trail
There’ll be apples on each branch in Oregon
There’ll be valleys filled with golden grain
There’ll be cattle on each ranch in Oregon
For there’ll be plenty sun and rain
Hurry up, Old Pioneer, keep movin’
Your faithful little band must never fail
‘Cross the Great Divide side by side we’ll ride
Down the Oregon Trail
Down the Oregon Trail
2. A smoke cloud in the skies
A savage drum replies
There’s danger on the road to Oregon
Thru herds of buffalo
‘Neath mountains topped with snow
We sing as we’re travelin’ on
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Arthur J. Lamb
Music by Harry Von Tilzer
Lyrics
1. Beneath the palms of Paradise
How sweet our love would seem
Yet, e’en as in the sunset skies
The wealth of golden color dies
So died love’s golden dream
But when heart answered heart with sighs
When eyes in silence answered eyes
Life seemed like joy without alloy
Beneath the palms of Paradise
Refrain
O! come with me, across the sea
My heart and soul’s most precious prize
And tho’ in vain, love once again
Beneath the palms of Paradise
O! come with me, across the sea
My heart and soul’s most precious prize
And tho’ in vain, love once again
Beneath the palms of Paradise
And tho’ in vain, love once again
Beneath the palms of Paradise
2. Beneath the palms of Paradise
In dreams I linger yet
My heart is sad, the night is long
But still in woos with magic song
And vows he’ll ne’er forget
In dreams those visions fond arise
And happy tears bedim my eyes
For love’s sweet sake my heart could break
Beneath the palms of Paradise
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Irving Berlin
Lyrics
Moon over Napoli
I am thinking of the night I spent so happily
When a dark-eyed maid invited me
To “See Naples and die”
Moon over Napoli
I am thinking of the day she said farewell to me
And I see her as my ship went out to sea
Waving goodbye
That she’d be ever true
Was her solemn vow
Still I am wondering who is kissing her now
Moon over Napoli
Does that dark-eyed signorina ever think of me
Does she know that once again I long
To “See Naples and die”
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words by Arthur J. Lamb
Music by Alfred Solman
Lyrics
1. One fine day the sun was shining hot
Jane was standing on the corner lot
Saw the iceman slowly going by
As he looked he winked his eye
After that in any kind of weather
He and Jane would always be together
Till one night he called her his divinity
Also his affinity
Refrain
The iceman is a nice man
But just one thing is sure
There’s something in his bus’ness
That affects his temperature, Oh
Love is such a funny thing
For she found out, once or twice
All she can get from the iceman
Is ice, ice, ice
2. So, one day when merry birds did sing
They were married, bells went ding-a-ling
For his rent he didn’t have the price
So he gave the landlord ice
Folks who love may call each other “honey”
But you can’t get on without the money
Then tho’ married life at first was very sweet
Still the Iceman got cold feet
3. Well, in time she had to go to court
He left her, she sued for non-support
Court said, “Mister Iceman, listen then
Every week you’ll hand her ten”
Time’s gone by and tho’ she hates to say it
Alimony he don’t ever pay it
So at last she acted on a friend’s advice
And she takes it out in ice
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Sung here by Vancha March.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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Words and music by Guy Massey
Lyrics
1. Oh, I wish I had someone to love me
Someone to call me their own
Oh, I wish I had someone to live with
‘Cause I’m tired of livin’ alone
2. Oh, please meet me tonight in the moonlight
Please meet me tonight all alone
For I have a sad story to tell you
It’s a story that’s never been told
3. I’ll be carried to the new jail tomorrow
Leavin’ my poor darlin’ alone
With the cold prison bars all around me
And my head on a pillow of stone
4. Now I have a grand ship on the ocean
All mounted with silver and gold
And before my poor darlin’ would suffer
Oh, that ship would be anchored and sold
5. Now if I had wings like an angel
Over these prison walls I would fly
And I’d fly to the arms of my poor darlin’
And there I’d be willin’ to die
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Sung here by Laurence Rubenstein.
Accompaniment by James Pitt-Payne.
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