Crash Test Dummies - At My Funeral (Official Audio) @crashtestdummiesvevo9150

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Crash Test Dummies – At My Funeral (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered
1234567 and so on
But a time will come when these numbers have all ended
And all I've ever seen will be forgotten

Won't you come
To my funeral when my days are done
Life's not long
And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone
That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground

When my coffin is sealed and I'm safely 6 feet under
Perhaps my friends will see fit then to judge me
Oh when they pause to consider all my blunders
I hope they won't be too quick to begrudge me

Won't you come
To my funeral when my days are done
Life's not long
And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone
That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground

If I should die before I wake up
I pray that the Lord my soul will take but
My body, my body - that's your job

Well I can't be sure where I'm headed after death
To heaven, hell, or beyond to that Great Vast
But if I can I would like to meet my Maker
There's one or two things I'd sure like to ask

Won't you come
To my funeral when my days are done
Life's not long
And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone
That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground

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Crash Test Dummies - At My Funeral (Official Audio)

Crash Test Dummies 2021-04-23 | #AtMyFuneral #TheGhostsThatHauntMe #CrashTestDummies #BradRoberts

Crash Test Dummies – At My Funeral (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I'm still young, but I know my days are numbered
1234567 and so on
But a time will come when these numbers have all ended
And all I've ever seen will be forgotten

Won't you come
To my funeral when my days are done
Life's not long
And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone
That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground

When my coffin is sealed and I'm safely 6 feet under
Perhaps my friends will see fit then to judge me
Oh when they pause to consider all my blunders
I hope they won't be too quick to begrudge me

Won't you come
To my funeral when my days are done
Life's not long
And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone
That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground

If I should die before I wake up
I pray that the Lord my soul will take but
My body, my body - that's your job

Well I can't be sure where I'm headed after death
To heaven, hell, or beyond to that Great Vast
But if I can I would like to meet my Maker
There's one or two things I'd sure like to ask

Won't you come
To my funeral when my days are done
Life's not long
And so I hope when I am finally dead and gone
That you'll gather round when I am lowered into the ground

Crash Test Dummies - Get You In The Morning (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies - Get You In The Morning (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I want it cheap, I want it now
I want it fast, and I want it with feeling
I want it deep, I want a vow
I want it to last, and I want it with meaning

I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning

I am the cheap, I'm right here now
I'm moving fast, and I've got the feeling
I'm going deep, I've made my vow
It is my last, and it's the one I'm keeping

I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning

I'm on my game, I walk the walk
I smell the smell, and I feel the feeling
It's in my name, I talk the talk
I ring the bell, and I do the dealing

I am the name, I am the walk
I've got the smell, and I've got the feeling
I'm going deep, I'm going fast
I'm going now, and I'm going with meaning

I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning

Crash Test Dummies - The First Noel (Official Video) ft. Ellen Reid

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Crash Test Dummies feat. Ellen Reid – The First Noel (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
The first Noel, the angels did say
Unto certain poor shephards in fields where they lay
In fields where they lay keeping their sheep
On a cold winter's night that was so deep

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel

They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the east beyond them far
And to the earth it gave great light
And so it continued both day and night

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel

And by the light of that same star
Three wise men came from country far
To seek for a king was their intent
And follow that star wherever it went

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel

The star drew nigh to the northwest
O'er Bethlehem it took it's rest
And there it did most up and stay
Right over the place where Jesus lay

Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel
Born is the King of Israel

Crash Test Dummies - My Own Sunrise (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – My Own Sunrise (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
When we met, it was in the hot green jungle
Your perfect flesh impervious to anything fungal
You would sweat coconut milk and
I'd lie awake, restless with the heat during the night

Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise
But you'd just lie, sleeping

And so we went away in search of gentler breezes
When we arrived, I longed to lie and rustle in your grasses
But you would not permit me to retire there
None but a fly might settle on the meadow of your leg

Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise
But you'd just lie, sleeping

Then we moved on until we reached the tundra in the winter
Of course I longed to kiss her frosty teeth in the cold air
But now I've grown bloated on seal fat
Not even flies will settle on the meadow of her leg

Dawn would come and I would start to feel my own sunrise
But you'd just lie, sleeping
But you'd just lie, sleeping

Crash Test Dummies - Overachievers (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Overachievers (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Five... four... three... two... one... zero... ignition...

Long ago, a woman prayed that her suitors be
Repelled so she might serve God, be His Only
God heard her prayers floating up and His Heart was cheered
He rewarded her amply with a full beard

Then she wondered if she should start to take it easy
"Overachiever" might be putting it mildly!

A student of behaviour psychology
Conditioned himself to stick to his studies
He grew tired of these routines and went to drop them
But he was caught in his own trap and couldn't stop them

Then he wondered if he should start to take it easy
"Overachiever" might be putting it mildly!

Once a man was determined to get into
The program for astronauts and go to the moon;
Finally he was in space and saw the planet
Fear struck and he threw up inside his helmet

Then he wondered if he should start to take it easy
"Overachiever" might be putting it mildly!

Crash Test Dummies - My Enemies (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – My Enemies (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies
I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies
But when I look into their glass eyes
I can see they're cold and hard and pink

Hopping 'round, hopping on their two legs
Cute little legs, hopping around and...

I think of dictators who were known to have been especial brutes
And I try to picture them gathered together in their bathing suits
But when I look down at their bodies
I can see they're warm and soft and pink

Standing around, standing on their two legs
Two little legs, standing around and...

I try to meditate, control my hate just like I know I should
But I can't help myself, and I keep it up because it feels so good
But when I look down at my belly
I can see it's pink and soft and weak

Kneeling down, kneeling on my two legs
Two skinny legs, I'm kneeling down and...

Crash Test Dummies - A Cigarette Is All You Get (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – A Cigarette Is All You Get (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I'm all freaked out
I'm all tweaked out
I'm being chased by insects
And I wanna eat my cigarettes
I can't hang out
I'm all strung out
I've got to grab me by the throat
I've got to herd me like a goat

A cigarette is all you get
So hold your fire, don't light it yet

I'm all mixed up
I gotta fix me up
I wanna pull my tongue out
And turn my nostrils inside out
I'm all dried up
I'm all fried up
I wanna burn things now and then
If I've been talkin' to businessmen

A cigarette is all you get
So hold your fire, don't light it yet

I'm all shook up
I wanna get hooked up
I wanna listen to Elvis
I wanna shake my pelvis
I wanna take the train downtown
I wanna hear some Junior Brown
I wanna move my groovy hips
I wanna bite my shaky lips

A cigarette is all you get
So hold your fire, don't light it yet

Crash Test Dummies - An Old Scab (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – An Old Scab (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I sit each morning
Look at my empty notebook
The room is quiet
The air conditioning sounds like rain falling

Manic-depressive composer Robert Schumann
When he could not write
He'd get down on his knees and he would pray for help

It's not as bad as eating your own liver
But still, I'd like to think that there are better methods

I try to tackle the page that lay before me
But then I drift off and think about the concept of ben-wah balls
I rouse myself and I finish washing dishes
Make lists of errands
Make all my phone calls
And then I pray for help

But each time I try to make a fresh stab
I end up just picking at an old scab

Crash Test Dummies - Im Outlived By That Thing? (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – I'm Outlived By "That" Thing? (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I threw out a stupid common paperweight
And it went out into the country
To a place where other solid objects lie around
Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there
And when I die, it will still be somewhere

Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

A man once took a very famous photograph
Went in books and even lectures
Said it was a monster in the old Loch Ness
Before he died, his wife gave him a backrub
He confessed his lie, he took the picture in the bathtub

Ha-ha, he's outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Scientists have recently just found out
About a fish they didn't know of
That lives along the bottom of the darkest seas
It doesn't need eyes, it's been there a long while
Since back in the times of giant flying reptiles

Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that
Ha-ha, I'm outlived by that thing and stupid things like that

Crash Test Dummies - Aching to Sneeze (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Aching to Sneeze (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I've been aching to sneeze
Begging please, pretty please
But I can't get the thing to come out
I've been down on my knees
I've been pissing on trees
But the evil thing just won't come out

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn
With the big bird on
And I can't make the thing go away
I've been throwing up drinks
In the toilets and sinks
But it just sticks around anyway

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby

I've been waking at dawn
With a fever going on
And a stain that just won't wash away
I've got nothing to hide
It's just something inside
That keeps coming back, day after day

Come on out, my pretty baby
Relieve me of my burden, little baby
Come on out, my pretty baby
My pretty baby
My pretty baby

Crash Test Dummies - Swatting Flies (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Swatting Flies (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Now
That
I've used up all my ideas
Here in
My little house by the sea
I search for a usable memory
But none comes to me

In grade one
My teacher could do embalming
She'd stuff
The bodies of dead little birds
She told us, If ever we found one
Just to bring it to her

And in the science room was an iguana
It lay very still
In its cage
And we'd feed him
Living flies

Then she'd
Read the old testament to us
But first she'd
Remind us the stories were true
And we'd hear of locusts and plagues
And the tortures they knew

And in the science room was an iguana
I remember now
In my house
By the seaside
Swatting flies

Crash Test Dummies - Just Chillin (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Just Chillin' (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
You said you like mixin' it up
I said I don't like to chat
You said you smoked the big kahunas
I said I'm not like that

I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin'
So don't be spillin' your stuff on me
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby

You said you played some pocket pool
I said I played some myself
You wanna try it together sometime
I only play by myself

I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin'
So don't be spillin' your stuff on me
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby

You've got your friends in high places
Babe, I can pull my own strings
You said I'm a name in a phone book
I don't have one of those things

I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin'
So don't be spillin' your stuff on me
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby

You said we're cogs in a great big machine
Babe, I've got the right tools
You said it's all just a crazy dream
Well, I've got plenty of fuel

I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin'
So don't be spillin' your stuff on me
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin'
So don't be spillin' your stuff on me
I'm just chillin', I'm just hangin', baby

Crash Test Dummies - A Little Something (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – A Little Something (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
There's some stuff on my shoe
That's got nothing to do
With the places you think that I've been
And the stuff on my breath
Isn't some kiss of death
From the people you think I've been seeing

Could I please be excused? I'm very confused
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something

Though you probably forget
There's a place that we met
When we first started lying at night
It was good on the car
You would go pretty far
And you seemed like you wanted a fight

Could I please be excused? I'm very confused
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something

There's a star in the sky
It's caught my eye
And I'm sure that I've seen it before
It was quite long ago
And we stood on the snow
But I can't recall where anymore

Could I please be excused? I'm very confused
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something
I think I'd better have a little something
I think I'd like to have a little something

Crash Test Dummies - I Want To Par-tay! (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – I Want To Par-tay! (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Well looky here now, my oh my
I got a bug stuck in my eye
I feel the chill right through my coat
I got a pill stuck in my throat
I'm a man, walking with a stick
I'm a man who likes to get in his kicks
I'm the man, talking to his dick
I'm the man getting all the chicks

You're gettin' flirty with me
You're talkin' dirty to me
You're sayin' "c'mon, baby!"
YEAH!

I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!
I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!

I should have checked before I chewed
I got a worm stuck in my food
I'm walking funny and it's not by chance
I got some shit stuck in my pants
You know that I could have my pick
You know that I got quirks and ticks
I like the way you play your tricks
I like the way you like to squirm and kick

You're gettin' flirty with me
You're talkin' dirty to me
You're sayin' "c'mon, baby!"
YEAH!

I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!
I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!

You know that it's not just a joke
I like to suck back a lot of Coke
I like the sugar it contains
I like the syrup in my veins
I'm a man walking with his drink
I'm a man talking to his drink
I'm a man woofing in the sink
And I'm the man, whatever you may think!

You're gettin' flirty with me
You're talkin' dirty to me
You're sayin' "c'mon, baby!"
YEAH!

I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!
I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!
I want to par-tay! P-par-tay!
I want to par-tay! Par-tay!
Par-tay! par-tay!
I want to par-tay! Par-tay!
I want to...

Crash Test Dummies - Playing Dead (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies - Playing Dead (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I know that you don't love me
I know you hate my guts
I know the nasty things you say
About me, to those sluts

Well, maybe I'm a weasel
Maybe I'm a liar
Maybe I'm a skinny punk
Who couldn't change a tire

I'm laying down and I'm playing dead
I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby

I've always been this pasty
I've always been this shape
I'm just a teensy-weensy thing
Passed on by itsy-bitsy apes

I'm laying down and I'm playing dead
I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby

You know that you could train me
You know I'd sit and beg
But you think I'm just a dirty dog
That tried to hump that pretty leg

I'm laying down and I'm playing dead
I ain't fetchin' no stick, no way, baby

Crash Test Dummies - All Of This Ugly (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – All Of This Ugly (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I was walking through the country
And passing through lovely scenery
When I came upon some rotting remains
And though the carcass was wormy
Well, after all, it's all part of nature's art of cleaning

And if I try hard I think that I will see
Some good behind all of this ugly

When my job was garbageman
I'd go out and empty the garbage cans
And I'd come upon some rotting remains
But we'd drive them outside town
And fill the land, and make hills that you could walk around on

And if I try hard I think that I will see
Some good behind all of this ugly

If I were born as a vulture
I'd fly out and circle high in the air
And I'd look out for rotting remains
And if they weren't quite dead yet
A little bite would help things so I could get started

And if I try hard I think that I will see
Some good behind all of this ugly

Crash Test Dummies - A Worms Life (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – A Worm's Life (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Though you think me cold and slimy I've got a nice home
I've tasted your best guacamole
And siesta'd at noon in the cool of the soil

A worm's life can be easy
If you lay low, out of sight

Sometimes it's too hot for cooking
One wants just a salad
And then comes a breeze in the evening
The men light cigars and their scent fills the air

A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight
But then the rains come, and the ground fills with water
And I must come up to the surface for air...

Then I was plucked from the wet slime
And dropped in tequila I lay in a stupor for some time
And one fine night I was gulped down in a shot
A worm's life can be easy If you lay low, out of sight

Crash Test Dummies - Give Yourself A Hand (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Give Yourself A Hand (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Hello, Mr. Fussy
Hello, Mrs. Nice
Have you ever shared a bathtub
Full of beer and ice?

I know you want to
I know you can
Put down your children
And free up your hands

Come on and free up your hands
Come on and free up your hands

Do you still like to kiss her?
Do you still hold her hand?
Would you cheat with her sister?
Do you march to her band?

And when you're by yourself
With a drink in one hand
Do you break your little rule
And give yourself the other hand?

C'mon and give yourself a hand
C'mon and give yourself a hand
C'mon and give yourself a hand
C'mon and give yourself a hand

I know your wife's uncle
He's a very nice man
He's got long clever fingers
On his lovely pink hands

Did you give that bad boy
The back of your hand?
I know you want to
I know you can

Give him the back of your hand
Give him the back of your hand
Give him the back of your hand
Give him the back of your hand

Crash Test Dummies - Our Driver Gestures (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Our Driver Gestures (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver
You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well
The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar
Like eating herring where the sun does not go down
Our driver calculates what time we'll hit town

And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines

Plumbing often varies in the various different countries
I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets
I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails
And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day
Our driver recommends we try the souffle

And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines

Then we went down under, and we were told of farmers
Who brought some pigs here from the old country
But pigs eat turtle eggs and turtles eat jellyfish
And now you get stung if you're swimming in the sea
Our driver gestures out behind the palm trees

And every time a border comes
We go inside and meet with someone
Perhaps a form will need to be filled in
Then we can go and restart up the engines

Crash Test Dummies - Pissed With Me (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Pissed With Me (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
You try to play it cool, but you're pissed with me
In the swimming pool where you kissed with me
You're a shiny jewel, two-fistin' drinks on me
You're a killing tool, you're getting pissed with me

Pissed with me, baby
All night long
Pissed with me, baby
All night long

Another drink and a little ice
Would be quite good, I think, baby, don't think twice
You say we're kissin' cousins, well that's very nice
Baby, I've kissed dozens, you've got that extra spice

Kissin' with me, baby
All night long
Kissin' with me, baby
All night long

I've been having some trouble, someone's dickin' with me
I think I must have a double who's been frickin' with me
Well, he seems like fun, he looks just like me
He's doing everyone, so you be stickin' with me

Stickin' with me, baby
All night long
Stickin' with me, baby
All night long
Pissed with me, baby
All night long
Kissin' with me, baby
All night long

Crash Test Dummies - Just Shoot Me, Baby (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Just Shoot Me, Baby (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Take off your mink coat, take off your muff
Get on the table and show us your stuff
Right here next to me
I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
A gin in my hand and your pretty little muffin
Right here next to me

Just don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, baby

Stuff me in the cracks, Stuff me
In the toilet, sweetie, put me in the trash
But be next to me
Send me to my room, hold me down
And spank me, use the wooden spoon
But be next to me

Just don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at Mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, baby

Dip me in the river
You'll never wash my dirt away
Rip out my liver, baby
But be next to me

Just don't feed me with no tube
Or change my dirty diaper
If I'm back at Mommy's boob
Call in the frickin' snipers
And just shoot me, baby

Crash Test Dummies - Im A Dog (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – I'm A Dog (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I'm a dog
And I can smell your smell right through your clothes
And I espouse
Some views that you yourself just might not hold
Sometimes, I am given pause to think when
I consider what we could call a good life

When it comes
To the city versus the country life
Well, I must say
That I far prefer a farmer's wife
Breakfast with the master in the morning
Feel the breeze and brush against a cow's leg - mmm!

But it seems
The thinkers you call greatest are
The sort who often fall ill young
Or pine away
How can they help but drag
The species down?

There's some debate
'Bout whether instincts should be held in check
Well, I suppose
That I'm a liberal in this respect
I can't say I liked Robinson Crusoe
But at least he didn't tie his dogs up at night

But it seems
The thinkers you call greatest are
The sort who often fall ill young
Or pine away
How can they help but drag
The species down?

How come all
Your poets fall into despondencies?
And then write it down
For us to read every indignity?
Not such worthy specimens, these creatures
Hardly fit for what you could call the good life

But it seems
The thinkers you call greatest are
The sort who often fall ill young
Or pine away
How can they help but drag
The species down?
How can they help but drag
The species down?

Crash Test Dummies - There Are Many Dangers (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – There Are Many Dangers (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
If your toast gets stuck in the toaster
Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up
Oh, look out
I did and I got caught in the current
Pulled me in and shook me while it held me tight

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a lookout
Remember all the rules they have for everything

When it's very, very cold out
Do not put your tongue on cold metal things
For example, stop signs
I did and they had to pull some skin off
Then they had to fill my mouth with cotton at night

There are many dangers
They could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a lookout
Remember all the rules they have for everything

When they'd taken out my tonsils
I brought them home
Kept them in a jar on the shelving in my room
Between the toaster, stop sign, and my tonsils
I've got lots of things to think about at night

There are many dangers
Could be in a toaster or a common thing
You must keep a lookout
Remember all the rules they have for everything

Crash Test Dummies - I Love Your Goo (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – I Love Your Goo (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I love your guts, I love your goo
Your ugly blood, your creepy heart
The heart that's true to me and you
I thank you

I'd eat your gum, I'd eat your goo
I love the blood that lights your eyes
And makes your lips the colour blue
I thank you

Your flesh and your insides
Your blood and your outsides
You're blameless and I'm shameless

I am the shit upon your shoe
Your creepy blood is in my heart
The heart that's true to me and you
I thank you

Your flesh and your insides
Your blood and your outsides
You're blameless and I'm shameless

I'm in the mud, I'm in the goo
Your face is cold, your lips are blue
But your heart is true to me and you
I thank you

Your flesh and your insides
Your blood and your outsides
You're blameless and I'm shameless

Crash Test Dummies - Untitled (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Untitled (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too
You're still in bed at ten, though work begins at eight
You burned your breakfast, so far things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you
When the world was brought down to your knees
That
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too
No one could ever know me. No one could ever see me
Seems your the only one who knows what it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the mess with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with
You - yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me too

Crash Test Dummies - How Does A Duck Know? (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – How Does A Duck Know? (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Intro]
How does a duck know what direction south is?
And how to tell his wife from all the other ducks?

[Pre-Chorus]
You can cut a chicken's head off
And it will keep on running and twitching

[Chorus]
When everything seems planned out
When everything seems nicely planned out
Well the human race come and smack your face

[Verse 1]
How come all my body parts so nicely fit together?
All my organs doing their jobs, no help from me!

[Pre-Chorus]
A person pulls a spider's leg out
To watch it keep on moving and twitching

[Chorus]
When everything seems planned out
When everything seems nicely planned out
Well the human race come and smack your face

[Post-Chorus]
Satan lives here: on grain and earth, rain and air

[Verse 2]
How come I just smoke and smoke and smoke and curse every butt I spit out?
All night long I grind my teeth and I wake up when I cough

[Pre-Chorus]
You can put me in an iron lung
And I will keep on breathing and twitching

[Chorus]
When everything seems planned out
When everything seems nicely planned out
Well the human race come and smack your face
You might be dead, gonna kick your head!

Crash Test Dummies - I Think Ill Disappear Now (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – I Think I'll Disappear Now (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Running into you like this without warning
Is like catching a sniff of tequila in the morning
But I'll try, I'll try to keep my food down
That's quite an after-taste that you've left
Now that you're not around
You can just pretend we're not in the same room
Well, alright, I'll just mosey to the bathroom
You flew by like a summer vacation
And you left me with TV-movies and a messy kitchen

[Hook]
I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways
Just for awhile - but until then I'll stay in and sleep late, excuse me

[Verse 2]
I'll buy a fast car, I'll drive fast from here
There's a beach I haven't seen since last year
It's far, but I like night drives:
It just makes it nicer when I do arrive

[Hook]
I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways
Just for awhile - but until then I'll stay in and sleep late, excuse me
Aren't you going to miss me?
Aren't you going to even say one thing to me anymore?

[Verse 3]
Well, you can bet that I'll forget how it was then:
All the drives to your farm for the weekend
But I've seen the swimsuit magazines
And I've smelled tequila first thing in the morning

[Hook]
I think I'll disappear now, slip out sideways
Just for awhile - but until then I'll stay in and sleep late, excuse me
Aren't you going to miss me?
Aren't you going to even say one thing to me anymore?
One thing, to me anymore?

Crash Test Dummies - When I Go Out With Artists (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – When I Go Out With Artists (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
When I go out with artists
They talk about language and the cubists and the dadaists
And I try to catch their meanings
And keep up with all of the martinis
I don't know which should be my favorite paintings

[Chorus]
If I could see, If I could see, If I could
See all the symbols, unlock what they mean
Maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
Could meet the artists, and get to know them personally

[Verse 2]
If I were David Byrne
I'd go to galleries and not be too concerned
Well I would have a cup of coffee
And I'd find my surroundings quite amusing and
People would ask me which were my favorite paintings

[Chorus]
If I could see, If I could see, If I could
See all the symbols, unlock what they mean
Maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
Could meet the artists, and get to know them personally

[Verse 3]
What if the artists ran the TV?
All the ads would be for fine scotch whiskey
Glenfiddich, Glenlivet, the whole single malt family

[Chorus]
If I could see, If I could see, If I could
See all the symbols, unlock what they mean
Maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
Could meet the artists, and get to know them personally

[Verse 4]
The artists of the future
Will make up new things and different nomenclatures
And they'll stand amongst their pictures
And they'll sing and laugh and quote from scriptures and
When they go home they'll dream of brilliant paintings

[Chorus]
If I could see, If I could see, If I could
See all the symbols, unlock what they mean
Maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
Could meet the artists, and get to know them personally
If I could see, If I could see, If I could
See all the symbols, unlock what they mean
Maybe I could, maybe I could, maybe I
Could meet the artists, and get to know them personally

Crash Test Dummies - The Psychic (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – The Psychic (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
She knows the future like the palm of your hand
She knows your past like the lay of the land
The first time she met me she saw right through me
Some cards and a cane in her hand--and she said:

[Chorus]
All the years that have come to pass
And all the years that shall be
I see here right before me

[Verse 2]
She said her visions were a bane in her life
She could not control them, they kept her up nights
I know what you're thinking, I haven't been drinking
She knew things that cut like a knife--and she said:

[Chorus]
All the years that have come to pass
And all the years that shall be
I see here right before me

[Bridge]
Will there be earthquakes and great tidal waves?
Can she see back to the dinosaur days?
How can she foresee just by squinting at me and
Can she see me naked in her minds eye?

[Verse 3]
What does she think when she foretells a disease?
Would she keep it secret if death stood before me?
What could some cards hold, where is her foothold
Can I escape what she sees? And she said:

[Chorus]
All the years that have come to pass
And all the years that shall be
I see here right before me
I see here before me

Crash Test Dummies - In The Days Of The Caveman (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – In The Days Of The Caveman (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
When you go on camping trips
You're stuck right out in nature
Forage in the forest like a primate
Using sharpened tools instead of hotplates

Your thumb and forefinger
Supposed to show you're not a wild beast
You can hear the noises at night time
They don't have to keep a certain bed time

[Chorus]
See in the shapes of my body
Leftover parts from the apes and monkeys

[Verse 2]
Sometimes when I lie awake
I hear the rainfall on my tent fly
I think of all the insects that are sleeping
And wonder if the animals are dreaming

[Bridge]
In the days of the caveman
And mammoths... and glaciers
Bugs and trees were your food then
No pyjamas or doctors

[Verse 3]
And when I finally get to sleep
I dream in technicolors
I see creatures come back from the ice age
Alive and being fed inside a zoo cage

Crash Test Dummies - Two Knights & Maidens (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Two Knights & Maidens (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Once, there were two knights and maidens
They'd walked together
Out in the gardens
In all kinds of weather
The knights always pestered the maidens
To love them together
Out in the gardens
And they could watch each other

[Chorus]
The maidens had other plans for the two knights
They'd give them potions
Make them see dreams and lights

[Verse 2]
The knights took the potions gladly
They laughed at their visions
But outside the garden
Tigers smelled them together

[Chorus]
The maidens had other plans for the two knights
They'd give them potions
Make them see dreams of lights

[Chorus]
The knights only laughed at the tigers
They thought they were visions
Out in the garden
The maidens watched them together

[Outro]
Ah, but for the two knights
Ah, but for maidens
Who gave to them dreams and lights

Crash Test Dummies - Here I Stand Before Me (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Here I Stand Before Me (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
My doctor told me that it was time for me to have my X-Rays
Of course, I had many nightmares about that fatal day
The room was dark and my skeleton was floating on the wall
My voice trembles down inside me
I'm trapped way down in my body

[Hook]
I, I, I, oh here I stand before me
But something's out of place here
My mind's eye is missing from my body
Well I know it's there, but I can't see where

[Verse 2]
Well take my fingers, what do fingers really mean to me?
You can easily look them up in the dictionary:
They call them digits, or technically they're known as the "phalanges"
My joints connected up inside me
Way down deep inside my body

[Hook]
I, I, I, oh here I stand before me
But something's out of place here
My mind's eye is missing from my body
Well I know it's there, but I can't see where

[Verse 3]
My bones shine brightly, a map of my whole body
My vital organs just churn away inside me
Someday they're going to stop this motion
And I'll be left with...
My my, the future lay before me
Hey hey, deep inside my body

[Hook]
I, I, I, oh here I stand before me
But something's out of place here
My mind's eye is missing from my body
Well I know it's there, but I can't see where

I can stare and stare but I can't see where

Crash Test Dummies - Here On Earth (Ill Have My Cake) (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Here On Earth (I'll Have My Cake) (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Some folks say that life is just a veil of tears
Not me man I can't pack enough into these years
I don't care if it's spring summer winter or fall
Make no fuss about the seasons, 'cause I like 'em all

Here on earth I'll have my cake
Gonna eat it too, make no mistake
'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be
I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see

My grandpa, well a good Christian life he led
Worked like a dog just to put a roof over his head
He said that when he died he'd get his reward
'Cause heaven's a place where you don't pay room and board

Here on earth I'll have my cake
Gonna eat it too, make no mistake
'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be
I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see

When I die, I hope I don't die too slow
But slow or quick, I hope heaven is the place I go
Old St. Pete's gonna serve me my pie in the sky
And I'll say "Pete, a side of ice cream, if you don't mind."

Here on earth I'll have my cake
Gonna eat it too, make no mistake
'Cause if it's a question of to be or not to be
I'll put on my boots and go see what I can see

Crash Test Dummies - Comin Back Soon (The Bereft Mans Song) (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Comin' Back Soon (The Bereft Man's Song) (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I've all my wisdom teeth
Two up top, two beneath
And yet I'll recognise
My mouth says things that aren't so wise
But when I sing my darling's praise
I know I'm right, or close anyways
For she's a gem upon this earth
I know to me she will return

CHORUS
Oh I know it's true, I know it's true
That I was made for her, and she me too
And I'm confident that she'll think so too
And she'll be coming back...soon

Mornings we have toast and tea
I gaze across the table, she glares right back at me
And when we're getting low on jam
I give her the last spoonful, that's just the way I am
And I drive her to work each day
Even though it's early and work is far away
And I don't even say a thing
When she plays the radio so loud you cannot think

(chorus)
I can't stand her goddamned friends
But I will tolerate them, even though I hate them
And I will put up with her parents
'cause she says I'll not meet someone who is so kind and sweet
Ever again...

(chorus)
I've all my wisdom teeth
Two up top, two beneath
And yet I'll recognise
My mouth says things that aren't so wise
But when I sing my darling's praise
I know I'm right, or close anyways
For she's a gem upon this earth
I know to me she will return

(chorus)
Yeah she'll be coming back...soon

Crash Test Dummies - Winter Song (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Winter Song (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
I can't say that I miss my old dog much
And I've never looked back since I left home long ago
But I hoped a trip into the country
Would help remind me all the things I used to know

That's what I came for
That's what I hoped for

There once was good blood in the breeze here
We rode across the lake each new year
What have I remembered
What did this used to be

The ice, it used to shine upon our river
It was a mirror that the cold dark water ran way deep beneath
And here were many years of winter drownings
I kept track of these things as they were told to me

And that's what I came for
That's what I hoped for

There once was good blood in the breeze here
We rode across the lake each new year
What have I remembered
What did this used to be

The changes of the year were once a blessing
Well this year they're the seasons of my discontent
But I cannot rewrite my old diaries
I can only recall all the things that came and went

And that's what I came for
That's what I hoped for

There once was good blood in the breeze here
We rode across the lake each new year
What have I remembered
What did this used to be
(2x)

Crash Test Dummies - The Country Life (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – The Country Life (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
Darling I've been thinking this one through
We've been fighting like cat and dog now here's what we've go to do
This life in the city is killing the love that we one knew
We could be happy in the country

We would spend so many lovely days
We'd have chickens and cows and corn and whatever it is farmers raise
At breakfast each morning we'd fry up our own hand-picked eggs
We could be happy in the country

So let's pack our bags up together
And we'll be in the clear forever

We'll just sit right back and watch while our crops grow
While we listen to gals like Kitty Wells on country radio
Weekends we's two-step at some cowboy bar just down the road
We could be happy in the country

I know that the local folks will make us feel right at home
We'll have homemade whiskey and ramble down country roads

And I would learn to ride on the rodeo
I'd have shiny boots and a cowboy hat so that nobody'd ever know
That we'd once been city folks that owned sporty cars and fancy homes
If we could just be in the country

Crash Test Dummies - Thick-Necked Man (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – Thick-Necked Man (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
We're talkin' about a thick necked man in the city
Build a pub a blood and sweat
Swears by God he'll stand by justice
He ain't stood by justice yet
He gets them drunk and gets their money
They cash their welfare checks for stout
Now he throws them into the street
He's sucked you in, he'll spit you out

This money-minded son of a bitch
Will not a penny lend
And all I can do is pray to God
He'll suffer in the end

We're talkin' 'bout thick-necked man in a three-piece
Killing from his office desk
The many places he has been
And many more he'll visit yet
Without his mommy's pride and kisses
Without his country's confidence
Without the dying man's permission
Without no guilt or consequence

This bloody-minded son of a bitch
Has not a wound to mend
And all I can do is pray to God
He'll suffer in the end

Now we're talkin' 'bout a thick-necked man in a fist fight
Losing lots of blood
It's not his night, his boss is uptight
His face and name are covered in mud
He watches T.V., all star wrestling
Slams a six of ale
Hits his wife, wrecks the car
And spends the long dark night in jail
Well the Preacher man, he comes and asks him
Does he know the mess he's in?
He says he'll turn to Jesus if he'll
Bail him out and buy him gin

This narrow-minded son of a bitch
Has not a soul to mend
And all I can do is pray to God
He'll get one in the end

Crash Test Dummies - The Voyage (Official Audio)

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Crash Test Dummies – The Voyage (Official Audio)

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Lyrics:
It may be that I'd like to
But I won't fall in love with you
We won't spend the rest of our lives together
But anyway couldn't we go on a trip together

We could go to the British Islands
And hike around the Scottish Highlands
The youth hostels they have there
Would be perfect for us
Cause we're both youths
So they would really suit us

Well darling each morning when we woke up
We'd have biscuits and tea from a tea cup
People might think that we were on our honeymoon
But we'd know better, even though we'd slept in the same room

We would live right out of our back packs
We'd send our parents lots of trinkets and knickknacks
Through the post and across the sea
Back to our own country

After that we could go to Yugoslavia
Oh how I'd love to travel with ya'
We don't have to be wife and husband
To take a trip across the ocean

Crash Test Dummies - Keep A Lid On Things (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – Keep A Lid On Things (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
Who put the doggy in the dog house?
(you did baby...you did)
Who put your granny in the granny house?
(you did baby...you did baby)

Who put the bed in the mad house?
(You did baby...you did)
Who put that junkie in the junk house?
(You did baby...you did baby)

Keep your eye on things while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things
Don't you try everything while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things

Who put the fun in the fun house?
(you did baby...you did)
Who put your dad in the Half House?
(you did baby...you did baby)
Who put the boys in the club house?
(you did baby...you did)
Who put the cat in the cat house?
(you did baby...you did baby)

Keep your eye on things while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things
Don't you try everything while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things
Keep your eye on things while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things
(yeah)

Who dug the hole in the outhouse?
(you did baby...you did)
Who put whitey in the White House?
(you did baby...you did baby)

Keep an eye on things while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things
Don't you try everything while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things
Keep an eye on things while i'm gone...
Keep a lid on things

(yeah) x6

Crash Test Dummies - Afternoons & Coffeespoons (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – Afternoons & Coffeespoons (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
What is it that makes me just a little bit queasy?
There's a breeze that makes my breathing not so easy
I've had my lungs checked out with X rays
I've smelled the hospital hallways

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Times when the day is like a play by Sartre
When it seems a bookburning's in perfect order -
I gave the doctor my description
I tried to stick to my prescriptions

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Afternoons will be measured out
Measured out, measured with
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot

Maybe if I could do a play-by-playback
I could change the test results that I will get back
I've watched the summer evenings pass by
I've heard the rattle in my bronchi ...

Someday I'll have a disappearing hairline
Someday I'll wear pyjamas in the daytime

Afternoons will be measured out
Measured out, measured with
Coffeespoons and T.S. Eliot
(2x)

Crash Test Dummies - The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead (Official Video) ft. Ellen Reid

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Crash Test Dummies - The Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead (ft. Ellen Reid) (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
Peter Pumpkinhead came to town
Spreading wisdom and cash around
Fed the starving and housed the poor
Showed the Vatican what gold's for
But he made too many enemies
Of the people who would keep us on our knees
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?
Oh my!
Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all
Emptied churches and shopping malls
Where he spoke, it would raise the roof
Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth
But he made too many enemies...
Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame
Governments who would slur his name
Plots and sex scandals failed outright
Peter merely said
Any kind of love is alright
But he made too many enemies...
Peter Pumpkinhead was too good
Had him nailed to a chunk of wood
He died grinning on live TV
Hanging there he looked a lot like you
And an awful lot like me!
But he made too many enemies...
Hooray for Peter Pumpkin
Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin
Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead
Oh my oh my oh!
Doesn't it make you want to cry oh?

Crash Test Dummies - God Shuffled His Feet (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – God Shuffled His Feet (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
After seven days
He was quite tired so God said:
"Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread"
He gathered up some people he had made
Created blankets and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: "do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?"

[Chorus]
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

[Verse 2]
So he said: "Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out into the warm air
He thought of how his friends would come to see
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?

[Chorus]
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

[Verse 3]
The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him: "I beg your pardon:
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?"

[Chorus]
God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats and stared right back at him

Crash Test Dummies - Get You In the Morning (Remix - Official Video) ft. Ellen Reid

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Crash Test Dummies - Get You In the Morning (ft. Ellen Reid) (Remix - Official Video)

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Lyrics:
I want it cheap, I want it now
I want it fast, and I want it with feeling
I want it deep, I want a vow
I want it to last, and I want it with meaning

I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning

I am the cheap, I'm right here now
I'm moving fast, and I've got the feeling
I'm going deep, I've made my vow
It is my last, and it's the one I'm keeping

I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning

I'm on my game, I walk the walk
I smell the smell, and I feel the feeling
It's in my name, I talk the talk
I ring the bell, and I do the dealing

I am the name, I am the walk
I've got the smell, and I've got the feeling
I'm going deep, I'm going fast
I'm going now, and I'm going with meaning

I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning
We'll just go and not give any warning
I will come and get you in the morning

Crash Test Dummies - He Liked to Feel It (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – He Liked to Feel It (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
There was a boy
Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it
Then we'd watch
While he'd tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He grew tired
Of his doorknobs and so he thought up a brand-new trick
He said he'd tie
His tooth to his dog's tail, find a stick, wind up, and then throw it

That was how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He told us how he liked to feel it when it came out

He called his dog
But just as he was set to throw, his dad arrived there
He yelled at him
And got some pliers, held him, wound up, and yanked it out right there

That wasn't how he liked to have his teeth pulled out
He wouldn't tell us how it felt when it came out

Crash Test Dummies - The Ghosts That Haunt Me (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – The Ghosts That Haunt Me (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
There's a skeleton in everybody's closet
I can think of one or two in my own room
But I would like to introduce them both to you
You'd shake their bony hands and so dispell the gloom

'Cause you're so kind
I know you would not mind
You'd send away the ghosts that haunt me now
And the things I fear
Just wouldn't seem so near
And when I stroll out late at night
There would be nothing rattling at my heels

There are nights when all my aching bones won't let me sleep
And demons come to plague me as I lie in bed
But I know if you were sleeping there beside me then
That you could fend them off and they would let me rest

There are nights
When the wind comes howling through my old place
I have dreams
And I wake up with the sweat pouring down my face
And I wait till the morning comes

There will come a time I fear when all my days are done
And they will come collect my corpse and bury me
And then I hope you'll come over to the Other Side
To join me in our new life, keep me company

Crash Test Dummies - Androgynous (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – Androgynous (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
Here comes Dick, he's wearing a skirt
Here comes Jane you know she's sportin' a chain
Same hair, a revolution
Same build, evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous

We'll don't get him wrong, and don't get him mad
He might be a father but he sure ain't a dad
And she don't need the advice that is sent to her
She's happy the way she looks, she's happy with her gender
And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous

Mirror image, see no damage, see no evil at all
Cupie dolls and urine stalls will be laughed at
The way you're laughed at now

Something meets boy and something meets girl
They both look the same they're overjoyed in this world
Same hair revolution
Unisex evolution
Tomorrow who's gonna fuss?

And tomorrow Dick is wearing pants
Tomorrow Jane is wearing a dress
Future outcasts and they don't last
And today people dress the way that they please
The way they tried to do in the last centuries

And they love each other so, androgynous
Closer than you know, love each other so, androgynous

Crash Test Dummies - Swimming In Your Ocean (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – Swimming In Your Ocean (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
When I'm sampling from your bosom
Sometimes I suffer from distractions like
Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

When I'm swimming in
When I'm swimming in your ocean
Floating aloft on creams
And scented lotions
I can get pretty side-tracked
I hope you'll understand

When I kneel before your bounty
Sometimes I wonder if there could be really
UFO's that come from other planets

When I'm swimming in
When I'm swimming in your ocean
Floating aloft on creams
And scented lotions
I can get pretty side-tracked
I hope you'll understand

And when you let me taste your fingers
I take them like fruit and as I linger
I wonder if my seed will find purchase in your soil...

When I'm swimming in
When I'm swimming in your ocean
Floating aloft on creams
And scented lotions
I can get pretty side-tracked
I hope you'll understand

Crash Test Dummies - Supermans Song (Official Video)

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Crash Test Dummies – Superman's Song (Official Video)

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Lyrics:
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm like that
Quick as a cat in the jungle

But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin' around in no junglescape
Dumb as an ape doing nothing

Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
Like him

Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank in the United States
He had the strength, but he would not

Folks said his family were all dead
Planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself to carry on
Forget Krypton and keep going

Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
Like him

Tarzan was king of the jungle and lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words:
"I Tarzan, you Jane"

Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back on man
Join Tarzan in the forest

But he stayed in the city
Kept on changing clothes in dirty old phonebooths 'til his work was through
And nothing to do but go on home

Superman never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
Like him
And sometimes I despair the world will never see another man
Like him

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Lyrics:
Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally made her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

But both girl and boy were glad
Cause one kid had it worse than that

Cause then there was this boy whose
Parents made him come directly home right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

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