KATY PERRY PARODY Hollywood Is Pummelling A Dead Horse Nib Oswald 2026-09-19 | KATY PERRY PARODY Hollywood Is Pummelling A Dead Horse
Wizard of Oz Cryptic Crossword Nib Oswald 2025-04-20 | Grab a coffee and a pen, and join in solving some clues of a Wizard of Oz themed cryptic crossword!
P&O Comedy Cruise Gong Show Nib Oswald 2023-12-31 | If you combine NAUTICAL with SEA, you get NAUSEA.A similar experience will flood your humours as you watch my first ever attempt at stand-up for a P&O Comedy Cruise Gong Show, judged by comedians Colin Lane (of Lano & Woodley), David Smiedt and Kehau Jackson.
Napoleon Dynamite 2023 trailer parody Nib Oswald 2023-11-26 | Everyone's favourite 2 Napoleonic heroes combined into the one blockbuster movie. Coming soon to no cinemas near you. Gosh.
A Pratfall From Grace | The Roxy Calloway Story - FULL SHOW Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 9 - Regrets Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 10 - Reunion Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 7 - B Movie Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Show | Part 6 - Close, But No Cigar Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Show | Part 5 - Let Me Have It Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 1 - The Dick Carlyle Show Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom. Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 4 - Make You A Stahhh Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom. Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 3 - Roxy & Buster Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom. Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 2 - The Smokey Cellar Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom. Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
The Roxy Calloway Story | Part 8 - Skylark Air Transit Lounge Nib Oswald 2023-11-19 | A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, A Pratfall From Grace sees comedy legend Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious but always determined Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan.
A Pratfall From Grace: The Roxy Calloway Story Nib Oswald 2022-08-20 | sydneyfringe.com/events/a-pratfall-from-grace-the-roxy-calloway-storyHold on to your hats folks, 'cause Roxy Calloway is coming to entertain you (whether you like it or not!) in this absurd comedy about blind ambition run amok. A screwball throwback to old-timey Hollywood, “A Pratfall From Grace” sees comedy “legend” Roxy Calloway come out of retirement for an interview with perennial 70’s talk show favourite Dick Carlyle. What follows is a delightfully nutty trip through showbiz history as the oblivious – but always determined – Roxy recalls every bump in her impossible road to stardom.Conceived by local Sydney writer Chris Attrill, directed by Nib Oswald and starring the hilarious Jacqui Duncan, this one-act show is a kinetic display of witty wordplay, historical humour and sidesplitting slapstick. Book your tickets now!Produced by Dad Joke Comedy
Round The Twist Trash Magnet Remix Nib Oswald 2021-09-27 | Heavy metal remix of iconic Australian kids' show "Round The Twist."mp3 download: soundcloud.com/nib-oswald/round-the-twist-trash-magnet-remixOriginal Round The Twist theme song written by Andrew Duffieldand performed by Tamsin Westyoutu.be/5-Cmf8wkrw4A capella solo cover by Annie McDAnnie-mcd – Round-the-twistA capella group cover by Vocally Ownedwww.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ySRkknkYsMetal cover by Kenneth Hyneswww.youtube.com/watch?v=IfdnNaCVchAGuitar cover by Martin Emeswww.youtube.com/watch?v=0WEv_OnKFlc
Cappuccino (parody of Despacito by Justin Bieber feat. Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee) Nib Oswald 2021-08-15 | Absolutely frothing.Vocals by Nick Foran, Kyle Nozza and Nib OswaldKeyboard and drum track by Ray SayahWritten and produced by Nib OswaldFree mp3 download: soundcloud.com/nib-oswald/cappuccino-justin-bieber-despacito-parody---I’m a lover of percolationCan’t get enough of your caffeination (Yeah)The saving grace of every third world nation (Yeah)Oh, MocconaFrom flat white to a dark cafféRoast those beans and just grind awayGotta love that flavour, add the foam in foamy(Foamy)You fill my paper cup up when you pour it longSip this cappuccino or I’ll burn my tongueThe way they filter it so clearWill flush the turds out of my rearTry a macchiato, it’ll taste strong[VERSE 1]BrewFarmers pick the berries from their coffee farmsAdd soy milk and hold the warmness in your palmsSwallow the sweet nectar to increase your pulse, oh(Soya? Yum!)Office workers chugging at their coffee barsYuppies on their laptops with a demitasseHousewives reconsidering their life insurance[HOOK]CappuccinoGotta have my daily dose of that caffeine, ohAint enough to microwave some Ovaltine, noIt’s our legal beverage methamphetamine, yoFrappuccinoYou can keep your vodka and your pinot grigioI prefer hot coffee to a chilled glass of vinoIt’s a diuretic that will help your pee flow(Dulce dulce dulce!Dulce dulce! Oh!)[CHORUS]How I love the fragrant smellAnd wanky Starbucks lingoLatte, espresso or mochaYes, I just worship this bean so(Java me, oh, java me, oh baby!)Serve it in a cup or mugA Cuban cortaditoFreshly brewed, smoking with cream, soMilky and steamy and sweet, oh[VERSE 2]Add lemon to Espresso RomanoOr top it with a marshmallowEach sip will set your heart aglowAnd freshens up your frontal lobeStarbucks on each corner blockI visited for lunch, onceNow I go there hourlySince I first took the plunge plungeArabica with chocolate flavour fusion in my latteFreddo, Freddo, FreddoIcy frozen coffee on a hot daySome will take it whiter than Albino goats in NorwayOthers like it black as crows in Zimbabwe[BRIDGE 1]I’m keen for this bean, ohJava lover freakshowVittoria fanboyMove over, PacinoPronto with espressosPromptly they destress usMoka pots the size of wine nebuchadnezzarsPasito is weak, yoPour it on the street, hoFresh AmericanoNo Gloria Jeans, noFetch a hungry civetLots of seeds you give itDrink the Kopi LuwakIt’s what’s delivered(Oh, yeah)[HOOK 2]CappuccinoGotta have my daily dose of that caffeine, ohAint enough to microwave some Ovaltine, noIt’s our legal beverage methamphetamine, yoFrappuccinoYou can keep your vodka and your pinot grigioI prefer hot coffee to a chilled glass of vinoIt’s a diuretic that will help your pee flow(Dulce dulce dulce!Dulce dulce! Oh!)[CHORUS 2]How I love the fragrant smellAnd wanky Starbucks lingoLatte, espresso or mochaYes, I just worship this bean so(Java me, oh, java me, oh baby!)Serve it in a cup or mugA Cuban cortaditoFreshly brewed, smoking with cream, soMilky and steamy and sweet, oh[A CAPPELLA]CappuccinoMy barista’s coffee grounds are magnificoI just want to hear that steaming hot machine, ohEvery time he spells my name out, it’s a typo!(¡Galão!)[BRIDGE 2]A kilo of beans goInto the machine holeEarly morning broodIs soon brewed away clean, yoLatte, espresso or mochaCoffee is liquid libido(Java me, oh, java me, oh baby!)[OUTRO]A creamy placeboSaviour of us weak folkDaylight hours are wondrousBut gee, I can’t sleep though(Just another cup or three, yoI’ll be awake for a week, oh)Cappuccino
No Vaccine (parody of Seventeen from Heathers: The Musical) Nib Oswald 2021-08-10 | As if being 17 didn't suck enough, you still can't get vaccinated...---Vocals by Jessica Kok and Jacen Bennett.Audio production by Cameron McCredie.Written and edited by Nib Oswald.Download free mp3: soundcloud.com/nib-oswald/no-vaccine-parody-of-seventeen-by-heathers-the-musical---Hi there, Gladys. We are sad, as more infection numbers riseLockdown measures, new restrictionsStockpiled toiletry suppliesThis “new normal” needs improving We’re all yearning to be freeWe bake sourdough, can’t go out thoughWhere’s our herd immunity?Locked down in quarantineHere in my living roomMask tucked beneath my chin And love life stuck in ZoomUber service(It’s essential)Once the restaurants all closeCatch the Metro(Wear a face mask)Why’s it underneath your nose?QR scanning(Bedroom yoga)Business meetings over SkypeStaying inside (Wash your hands and)Don’t forget to sanitise(Wet wipes!)Can’t we get our vaccineWhy are we last in queue?Quickly inject it inI want to be immune!Hydroxychloroquine!Hit me with UV light!Soon I’ll transmit 5GI wanna feel the boost(Yeah, from your needle juice)We gotta beat the queuesAll riiiiight!Got no plan, it’s (So mismanaged)Since that Ruby Princess cruiseGive me Pfizer(Or Moderna)Slap a bandaid on the bruise(Screw you, Covid-19!) Sick of this spicy flu(Strengthen my lymphocytes) Safe from the I.C.U.(Let me jump the queues)Let me jump the queues!
Hamilton parody - Vote For Us Nib Oswald 2021-01-02 | Over 1/3rd of Americans do not vote in an election, with a disproportionate number of young people being unregistered.In this parody of "Say No To This" from Broadway/Disney+ hit "Hamilton" we see Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Senator Mitch McConnell trying to win over an undecided voter.(I tried Deepfake face replacement technology... didn't work.I tried frame-by-frame editing... didn't work. Enjoy!)MP3 DOWNLOAD: soundcloud.com/nib-oswald/vote-for-this-hamilton-parody
Alan Jones final interview: Scott Morrison Steamed Clams Nib Oswald 2020-05-12 | To celebrate Alan Jones retiring from 2GB radio following a 35-year career in talkback, here is his final interview with Prime Minister Scott Morrison regarding the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires, guest starring NSW Premiere Gladys Berejiklian for some Covid-19 social distancing commentary.
Every prostitute in a Broadway musical Nib Oswald 2020-04-29 | A brief glimpse inside the acting bio of every female musical performer in the industry. (I didn't know how to say no to this.) Any other famous Broadway prostitutes I missed? Written, directed, acted and edited by Nib Oswald.
Insex (the play) 2018 Nib Oswald 2020-04-11 | Insex is a 1 hour play exploring the romantic lives of bugs, grubs, and neighbourhood flora. Each character provides a satirical commentary on elements of human sexuality, ranging from heteronormativity to hermaphroditism, maturity to matriarchy, pollination to procreation, and all things in Bee Queen.Written by Sam PaineDirected by Nib OswaldProduced by Alisa BonnerPerformed in the Blood Moon Theatre, 2018.
JoJoJoJoJoJoJoker (2020) Academy Award Winner Best Picture [Official Trailer] Nib Oswald 2020-01-27 | Starring Jo (Little Women), JoJo (JoJo Rabbit), Joe Pesci (The Irishman), Jon Bernthal (Ford vs Ferrari), Bong Joon-so (Parasite), Scarlett Johansson (Marriage Story, JoJo Rabbit) and Joaquin Phoenix (Joker), brace yourself for the cinematic experience of the year: JoJoJoJoJoJoJoker.Subscribe for more parody videos coming soon.
We Didnt Stop The Fire (1989-2019) parody Nib Oswald 2020-01-06 | To celebrate 30 years since Billy Joel's 1989 classic "We Didn't Start The Fire", enjoy this updated version covering major events in society and pop culture from 1989-2019.Written and edited by Nib Oswald.LYRICS------------------------------------------------------Okay boomer, Christian GreyRob Schneider, Santa FeO.J. Simpson, Vote for ClintonGoose hit FabioNeo-Nazi, Paris Hilton, Super Saiyan, Peter GriffinRichard Gere, Britney Spears Canada, TrudeauFrozen, Girls, dot com Equal pay, OctomumMando, the Zinger Pie, Margaret Thatcher, Lady DiOne full hour black screenBye Felicia, yass queen Ray Romano, TamagotchiAunty Donna, Queer EyeWe didn't stop the fireNow the country’s burning Murdoch boosts his earningThese climate change deniersAre a bit misguidedMay as well ignite itShot Bin Laden, covered upBrazzers porn, 2 Girls 1 CupUm-br-ella, free MandelaLegalised potiPhone, silicone Hey Panini, EnronExit polls, opinion pollsDrop It Like It’s HotWeinstein, Sean Bean Bathwater of Belle DelphineSpaceX rocket, AnchormanWalter, Jesse, this is StanFargo, Joker stepsAriana’s new exPrince disgrace, cyberspace Colour of this blue dress?We didn't stop the fireRather disconcertingWhen there’s no avertingTemperatures creeping higherWe should all be frightenedAs the noose is tightenedMilkshake duck, Apple Mac Cosby scandal, drone attackThot, thicc, Family GuyTwerk, eat hot chip and lieElton John, hashtag lolLeft Shark from SuperbowlHot weather countrywideChicken of Kentucky FriedJ.K Rowling, All StarDance Monkey, DariaAnd I oop, MarioFour for you, Glen Coco #MeToo, Sing for me Unisex amenitiesNo deal Brexit sideshow Bingeing The SopranosWe didn’t stop the fireIf you’re on the journeyYou should vote for BernieThings start to look quite direKeeping us dividedWhen it’s all one-sided Tina Fey, 4chanStranger Things and Ayn Rand Killed Steve IrwinLeo’s nominationOrwell’s 1984Palestine / Israeli warNetflix, Sean PennUber Eats, #NotAllMenGreat wall, Thank U Next Losing my religious sectsThat shit cray, aint in JayWhat she order, fish filet?We didn’t stop the fireIn these fumes we’re fuming And our doom is loomingDrought leaves us even drierWe protest and riotAs they all deny itBurning coal, Poe and FinnVote for Clinton back againHip hop, Thrift ShopJobs and Gates, bump stocksMy name’s Aegon, ColumbineKevin Spacey’s hairlinePepsiCola in a canWho is Kim Kardashian?Michael Jordan, Betty WhiteDicks out when Harambe diedHypertext, cybersex Wig snatched, thirsty betchHydro thermos VSCO strawsSpiderman is Marvel loreRick and Morty Szechuan sauceWhat else do we have in store?We didn't stop the fireWe’re so undiscerning Got no yearn for learningSoon we will all expireWith no-one to mournWill it still burn on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on…
Mulan dalorian - Be A Man dalorian Nib Oswald 2019-12-06 | I'll make a Man (dalorian!) out of you!In celebration of the new Mulan 2020 movie trailer, enjoy this mashup between classic "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" and the Disney+ Star Wars television series The Mandalorian.
Melbourne Cup scandal: hobby horsing Nib Oswald 2019-10-25 | Reporter Leigh Sales exposes the sordid world of competitive hobby horsing, whereby Scandinavian tween girls run around an equestrian stadium performing cringeworthy dressage jumps with a hobbyhorse stuck between their legs. It's like the female version of incels.The time has come for horseracing officials to face this confronting, disturbing and twisted part of the industry.
Insex 2018 - Queen Bee scene I Ate My Sisters Nib Oswald 2019-10-06 | From the 2018 revival production of "Insex" by Sam Paine.The Queen Bee regales how she came to be monarch over the hive in a dark and horrifying exposé .Starring Ella Arendelle and Leigh Tuckwell.Directed by Nib Oswald.instagram.com/insexplay
Hamilton Australia 2021 cast selection Nib Oswald 2019-08-05 | With the announcement of Lin-Manuel Miranda's hip-hop Broadway phenomenon "Hamilton" coming to Sydney in 2021, here are my suggestions for local Australian performers who would totally suit the roles. (Skip to 14:30 mark.)Often, when large scale productions finally arrive in Australia, it is international performers given the opportunity to perform in the leading roles. Given that Australia has rather lax regulations regarding overseas performers getting preference over local talent (compared to much stricter regulations in USA and UK) this limits Australian performers in ever getting such opportunities - even when Aussie artists seem to be doing well in Hollywood and on the Billboard charts.Therefore, I've cobbled together a list of local Australian hip-hop and musical performers to promote our local talent, and hopefully open up some topics of discussion along the way about the general performing arts industry in this country and the issues that Hamilton Australia raises.Subscribe for more quality content of "white guy has opinion".
Alan Jones destroys Waleed Alys prediction for Australias 2019 Election Nib Oswald 2019-06-26 | Leading up to and including Election Day for the 2019 Australian Federal Election, bookies had already paid out for a Labor victory under Bill Shorten, with opinion polls consistently signifying a whitewash Liberal Coalition loss for Scott Morrison. Even Gold Logie nominee Waleed Aly predicted 81 seats for the ALP mere minutes before the results came in.Commentator Alan Jones provided a very different assessment of the election with the influence of Clive Palmer and QLD on the overall result - which was incredibly well-researched, astute and proved to be correct in over 90% of his predictions.
Eurobeat Musical - all countries songs Nib Oswald 2018-07-19 | German song is from "The Eurobeat Goes On" version as opposed to "Eurobeat (Sarajevo) - Almost Eurovision" version.
Bohemian Rhapsody Shakespeare parody Nib Oswald 2018-05-28 | Made with 300+ quotes from Shakespeare, enjoy this parody version of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, in honour of the upcoming movie.Written and edited by Nib OswaldLYRICS: https://justpaste.it/3ppv9Music by Indiana University orchestra.Not for profit fan-made video, no rights intended.
Nib Oswald - 2018 Showreel Nib Oswald 2018-05-16 | From writing to rapping, directing to editing, animating to painting sets, Nib Oswald has mingled with many of Australia's online comedy crowd... usually fetching their coffees and/or holding up microphones at crotch level to truly capture the natural ambience of mise-en-scène. Enjoy a glimpse at my "Dogma 95-esque" cinematic oeuvre and hopefully get inspired to provide me with gainful employment to create something of higher quality than green tablecloths sticktaped to my garage wall.
Steamed Hams but its Silence of the Lambs Nib Oswald 2018-03-30 | FBI special agent Principal Skinner meets renowned psychologist serial killer Superintendent Chalmers for a discussion that can help end the awful steaming of the clams.Subscribe for more chuckles and chortles coming soon.
Eminem Lose Yourself vs Hamilton My Shot mashup Nib Oswald 2017-11-25 | A remix of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" with the instrumental of "My Shot" from Hamilton: An American Musical.Check out my channel for more parodies and raps.
Blooper reel - FAT BUTT Taylor Swift parody Nib Oswald 2017-10-23 | Many thanks to the folks who gave up their weekend to film in a stanky summer garage with hot lamps in their faces as we pelted them with high-sucrose foods on some cheap green tablecloths.Check out the finished video here: youtube.com/watch?v=Mrhk5gZw6mo
Fat Butt - Taylor Swift parody Nib Oswald 2017-10-23 | In the battle between kilojoules and killer abs, everybody loses. FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD: http://niboswald.bandcamp.com/album/fat-buttCheck out my channel for more parodies of Iggy Azalea, Lorde, Katy Perry, Limp Bizkit and Psy. DIRECTED, WRITTEN, RAPPED AND EDITED BY: Nib OswaldPRODUCED BY: Stevie BryantFILMED BY: Todd McHenryVOCALS BY: Erica PenollarFATASSTROPHE: Claire Stewart-MooreGLUTTYN: Roberta WhitfordELEFINT DA WEIGHT: Tuki AttuquayefioCOOKIE MCFLURRY: Imogen AbbaTHE SKINNY THREE: Renae GoodmanDELICIOUS: Stevie BryantLAY-Z: Stephanie HuntINSTRUCTA XXL: Elizabeth DobbCAKE SLICE: Melissa McPheeSMOTHERED BUTTER: Alice ReinBUTT BLOAT: Erica PenollarWENDY: Scarlett McGroutherFUDGEBITE: Laura DaleCHOCOUT: Sam MarshallDOMINOS: Annabelle RadfordRONALD MCDONALD: Chris HeaslipCOLONEL SANDERS: Davey ReynoldsDREADFITNESS: Carla van der WallenBODY TRIPLE: Tarrant GibsonTHANKS TO: Elise TobinLYRICSSo lazy, now you’re a fat slob Your whole caboose is a flab blob You’re weighing half of a tonne More gravy poured in your sad gob Cake! I love bacon stacked up for a snack From Mickey-D’s to KFC to Hungry Jacks (A family pack!) Eat BLTs, I’m quite obese from grease and fats (A cream pie!) Got pizza cheese all down my tee shirts, front and back Got no grapefruit in my plate food Physique: overweight, dude Eat sweets with a Mars Bar My waistline will encase you Steak pies, I’ma glaze you Cans of beer will flow Throw those chips here yo, bro Gonna pile my necks up high My rear will grow *burp!* Bloat... Tits will sag, dude Stinking from your shmooshed thighs Huge in size So lazy, now you’ve got fat gut With manly boobs and a vast butt You ate a cinnamon bun In which a brownie was wrapped up Crêpe! Now you’ve got Toblerones This crap is giving you colon stones Don’t strain your really weak heart Your days are numbered, you fat slob Weight! Hey, remember when I tried to lighten up? (Uh-oh) Gym membership to make the poundage drop Tried to get slender, my butt was a behemoth New run regime broke the treadmill My weight it got no leaner Should try bulimia My fat balloons, platter carts Body plump, glute flab fully packed Slim? No! Frying dumplings too Grilled all my life - add oil, honey and flour Eat Chow Mein with Kung Pao and Xiaolongbao Bloat... You’re a vacuum Filling up your spare tyre Stew and pie Such tasty meat on your ham sub Mayo and mint on your lamb club Your steak is never well done Go crazy eating this damn grub Steak! How d’ya keep gobblin’ When your whole figure is wobblin’? At every meal you glut So chubby now, you’re a fat slob Shake! Pancakes mixed in salad bowls Gorge on uncooked cookie dough When you get this fat, can’t see your toes (One more rib, one more wedge I’m a heifer for gateau) Bran flakes, more strict self-control Vegan curry, take a stroll Get a yoga mat and reach those goals Or say fuck all that; blubber rolls! So lazy, ‘cause you’re a fat slob Your whole caboose is a flab blob You’re weighing half of a tonne More gravy poured in your sad gob Cake! How d’ya keep gobblin’ When your whole figure is wobblin’? At every meal you glut So chubby now, you’re a fat slob Shake! Hey tubby, can’t keep your trap shut Should play a goalkeeper at sport You got more junk in your trunk Than Jabba eating at Pizza Hutt Plate! Poundage is doublin’ It’s just more pudge for the snugglin’ So you had better eat up To be a bubble butt fat slob *BURP*
Harvey Birdperson - A Terney At Caw Nib Oswald 2017-08-16 | Harvey Birdman meets Birdperson in a paternity suit for Morty and Summer.
LENINGRAD - Kolschik. Reversed + Doublespeed (2x) Nib Oswald 2017-02-18 | Reverse and sped up the music video Ленинград — Кольщик (Leningrad - Kolschik) a masterful work by director Ilya Naishuller.
Darth Vader & Princess Leia - Disney A Whole New World PARODY Nib Oswald 2016-12-30 | Disney Star Wars was always inevitably going to veer into musical numbers: "Destroy Your World", a parody of "A Whole New World" from Aladdin.Written and edited by Nib OswaldVocals by Andrew Jackson and Elise TobinProduced by Chris SutherlandThis video is fan made, no ownership rights of music or footage should be inferred.
Riches - James Packer sings Shawn Mendes parody Nib Oswald 2016-10-28 | Two of the world's richest celebrities opine about their first-world struggles with spendthrift spouses.
Chicago Cell Block Tango parody - Law Revue 2016 Nib Oswald 2016-10-06 | From Macquarie University Law Revue 2016: Sue A Side Squad.An assortment of troubled ladies vent their relationship problems in a court-ordered therapy session.
Courtroom Song - Matilda School Song parody Nib Oswald 2016-10-03 | From Macquarie University's Law Revue 2016: Sue A Side Squad.A courtroom of lawyers teach some new criminals the A-Z of judicial process in the legal system.MURDERER ♫My lawyer says that I’m innocentPERVERT ♫My lawyer fed me a decent alibiFRAUDSTER ♫Payed off the witnessPERVERT ♫There’s no fingerprintsMURDERER ♫All those folks I strangledFRAUDSTER ♫All that cash I wrangledPERVERT ♫Bracelet on my ankle…CHORUS ♫So you need Legal [A]id, huh?For the court processAnd [B]eyond all reason, it’s doubtlessLenien[C]yWill not save you from custo[D]yFrom [E]asementTo armed robbery and The[F]t orLegal Sociolo[G]yOh, the wage of a lawyer’s an[H]age-old mystery[I]Eye-witnesses saw you[J]aywalkAnd with every mindless [K]caseWe take up new clientè[L]eThe court will try you and conde[M]n yaRepresenting an offe[N]derThey gotta prove the legal [O]nusOr you will soon be a[P]pealing from your cell[jail bell sounds]The crime they a[Q]ccused you ofYou’re innocent, so a[R]bitration beckonsDue proces[S] is such a botherPrison sucks and so my [T]eam hereWill make it clear[U]sually peers, see tearsAnd true justice perse[V]eresIf you’ve wept, or you smi-le at your trialIt’s you they [W]dub-a-lunatic who is muddledJury members like you extremely tearful![Black Defendant looks up at jury]BLACK DEFENDANT ♫White?CHORUS ♫[Y]White?JUDGEWhite? White? We’re all whiter than bread!CHORUS ♫Guess, it’s off with his ‘ead! [Z]
Cluedo Whodunnit Mystery Murder [comedy sketch] Nib Oswald 2016-10-03 | From Macquarie University's Law Revue 2016: Sue A Side Squad.A detective interrogates a number of peculiar characters in a British manor to uncover who the mystery murderer could be.
Kimberley Kardashian - Alexander Hamilton parody Nib Oswald 2016-10-03 | From Macquarie University's Law Revue 2016: Sue A Side Squad.KANYE WEST ♫How does a sassy, dwarven, stunted and Hobbit-likeCosmo-politan model flaunt her colossal buttTo all on Instagram, with opulence and snobbishness, so hollowAnd yet she clocks up half a billion followsCAITLYN JENNER ♫I’m Caitlyn, her former father-but-now-stepmotherOn the Vogue cover, now looking a lot hotterKardashian soap opera, Versace and rocks PradaSuch a queen, she got Paris Hilton to be her butlerKYLIE JENNER ♫Now every day, she’s slaying fashion, gorgeous in garmentsRay J she used to date, their porno launched her to stardomThis bride went from husband to Humphries and then went darkerWith Kanye she wedded and went wild tossing her garterROBERT KARDASHIAN ♫OJ murder case fame, investigation claimsHer dad as a lawyer got Simpson off the chainSiblings Brandon, Brody, Kendall and Kourtney spelt with a KKylie, Khloé, Kris, Kanye, North West and her baby SaintCAITLYN JENNER ♫Every word, every sound, we think “This chick is so vain, man.”Even contraception in her Gucci bag is name brandHigh school education shows up empty on the brain-scanThis girl has got fame, acclaim, what’s your name, ma’am?KIM KARDASHIAN ♫Kimberley KardashianMy name is Kimberley KardashianI flash my big gluteus maximumWatch my weight, butt inflatesKRIS JENNER ♫Me? I mothered KimROBERT KARDASHIAN ♫Me? I fathered KimPARIS HILTON ♫Me? I butlered KimKARDASHIAN SISTERS ♫We outslut KimKANYE WEST ♫And me? Well, I locked down that bottom! ALL ♫Bottom, bottom!Got a million bucks to flash her bumShe’s such a baaaaabeKANYEWhat’s your name, ma’am?ALL ♫Kimberley Kardashian!
Congrats to Communitychannel for 10 years on YouTube Nib Oswald 2016-09-17 | A throwback to some of the classic moments of cringe that dear Natalie has endured in her filming experiences with me over the years."Oh, Nib."
Mac Uni Law Revue 2016 - Australian Election BBQ Nib Oswald 2016-09-14 | From Macquarie University's 2016 Law Revue production "Sue A Side Squad".
Beyoncé Lemonade meets The Shining Nib Oswald 2016-04-25 | She murdered everybody and I was her witness.
Letters & Numbers 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Nib Oswald 2015-11-16 | David Astle, Lily Serna and Richard Morecroft join the fun as audience participation in a musical spelling bee.
