pov: youre shitass and dream challenges you to speedrun | shiTASs @Curcuit

Curcuit If you like the content I make, check out @ScribbleTAS

Original Video: twitter.com/TypicklesF/status/1317933086584221698

Unlike all of my other videos, I grant you full permission to call this fake. Nothing you see here represents normal Minecraft TASes and was made solely just for fun.

Savestates:42
Rerecords: 324
Hours of effort from me: 12
Hours of effort from Scribble: idk but he edited every sound in so probably at least 6 years worth

subs: 14,500

updated 3 years ago

pov: youre shitass and dream challenges you to speedrun | shiTASs

Curcuit 2020-11-05 | If you like the content I make, check out @ScribbleTAS

Original Video: twitter.com/TypicklesF/status/1317933086584221698

Unlike all of my other videos, I grant you full permission to call this fake. Nothing you see here represents normal Minecraft TASes and was made solely just for fun.

Savestates:42
Rerecords: 324
Hours of effort from me: 12
Hours of effort from Scribble: idk but he edited every sound in so probably at least 6 years worth

subs: 14,500

Speedrunning Your Odd Ideas | Minecraft | TAS

Curcuit 2021-06-23 | Details about TAS are at the bottom.
All comments are taken from the post I made ~5 months ago, I finally compiled everything and finished them about a week ago. Here's the result :)

Each TAS's info:
Wooden Sword:
seed: any seed you want idk
version: 1.6.4
Ghast:
seed: 51323159635216045
version: 1.14.4
Pillowfight:
seed: no
version: 1.16.1
House Demolishing:
seed: 17169973584480135
version: 1.16.1
Creative Mode:
seed: -4035427833448099081
version: 1.16.1
PvPing myself:
idk its the ss tas...
DIAPER CENT:
seed: 9066
version: 1.16.1
Emerald%:
seed: -1634932887351451010
version: 1.14.4
House Building:
seed: most work I assume.
version: 1.16.1
Kelp:
seed: 40532396646340248
version: 1.16.1

Music:
Wait by C418
Cat by C418

Hi! This is a TAS(Tool Assisted Speedrun), meaning I used tools like savestates and slowdown to create as "perfect" of a speedrun as I can. If you're wondering anything specific read on:
FAQ:
Q: Why did the subtitles and advancements go so fast?
A: The tools I use to slow down the game work by slowing down the tickrate. Some graphical things, such as those stated above and a few others, are independent of the tickrate, and so they look faster than they should.

Q: This isn't fair!
A: Yeah, I agree, I know I'm better than you. I jest, this is just meant to show what a "perfect" run would look like, which is just fun to see.

Q: This is cheated.
A: No.

Q: Why spliced? and why does the chat act janky?
A: I'm working with what I have, and since I can't play back minecraft TASes, what you see is the raw footage of me creating the TAS. Simply sped up to normal speed and put together.

hi ur great (insert-heart-here-because-youtube-won't-let-me-type-"less-than-three")

Full Netherite Armor In 3 Minutes | SSG TAS | 3:39

Curcuit 2021-05-28 | haha I'm alive
I had to google how to make netherite armor for this.
Subscribe if you like 100 day palate cleansers
/and/ if you're here because you're curious about TAS...

TAS, or a "Tool Assisted Speedrun", basically just means I used various tools to create a "perfect" speedrun. In this case, that means I used slowdown and savestates. But sometimes different tools are used too. And more generally:

Q: Why did the subtitles/advancements/things go so fast?
A: The tools I use to slow down the game work by slowing down the tickrate. Some graphical things, such as those stated above and a few others, are independent of the tickrate, and so they look faster than they should.

Q: This isn't fair!
A: Okay.

Q: This is cheated.
A: No.

Q: Why spliced? and why does the chat act janky?
A: I'm working with what I have, and since I can't play back minecraft TASes, what you see is the raw footage of me creating the TAS. Simply sped up to normal spee and put together.

Q: Why is the shiny stuff shinying so fast
A: They're very passionate about shinying

OMG best ARMOR in MINECRAFT I HAVE IT??? NETHERITE??? YESS SO good at block game minecraft speedy game speedrun Minecraft Can Dream do this? Didn't think so buddy. TAS TOOL ASSISTED SPEEDRUN :SCREAM: tools. Fools. I get 1 unit of algorithm boost for every comment calling this fake

Seed: -4240963473791542457
Version: 1.16.1
Savestates: 27
Rerecords: a couple
Hours of work: I don't remember? 15?
Raw TAS(with fixed clip): youtu.be/TEPFZyIEpSU
Music: The Weirdest Year of Your Life by C418

A Few Things To Improve:
-Getting beneath the water faster on the first jump
-Not bonking on shores(common issue)
-Circling first tree instead of bonking
-Actual fast crafting
-Getting into ocean faster
-Solving swim angle
-(Probably built in routing issues there)
-Swimming more efficient to ocean shore
-Getting into river faster
-Not exiting as fast as possible???
-Letting piglin barter on top bridge
-Better netherite routing in general
-Placing blocks better
-For the love of all that is holy do not go back and forth when the debris is still cooking ITS NOT DOING ANYTHING
-Yeah okay the rest is just mining idk mine faster doofus
-Biggest issue was just routing netherite to not wait for 8 years at the end that ones a big oof
-Okay yeah that's all I can think of in 5 minutes plus its been forever

Subs: 37,500

Minecraft World Record VS TAS | Couriway

Curcuit 2021-01-24 | COOL MAN COURIWAY: youtube.com/c/Couriway
sub 2 me 2 ig
and if you're here because you're curious about TAS...

TAS, or a "Tool Assisted Speedrun", basically just means I used various tools to create a "perfect" speedrun. In this case, that means I used slowdown and savestates. But sometimes different tools are used too. And more generally:

Q: Why did the subtitles and advancements go so fast?
A: The tools I use to slow down the game work by slowing down the tickrate. Some graphical things, such as those stated above and a few others, are independent of the tickrate, and so they look faster than they should.

Q: This isn't fair!
A: Yeah, I agree, I don't mean anything bad against Couriway, he's a great runner and I'd love to get to know him more! I'm just here for entertainment, and I hope you enjoyed the video!

Q: This is cheated.
A: No.

Q: Why spliced? and why does the chat act janky?
A: I'm working with what I have, and since I can't play back minecraft TASes, what you see is the raw footage of me creating the TAS. Simply sped up to normal spee and put together.

Dream may have 500 iq big brain omg my dream stan cam compilations idek manhunt speedruns, but I'm a zoomer so sucks to suck.

Seed: -8910686594073260835
Version: 1.16.1
Savestates: 21
Rerecords: somewhere between 2 and 2,974,923
Hours of work: 45
Raw TAS: youtu.be/ZdgYnao0NuA
Original Run: youtu.be/0auJTuzm_Xc
9:46 Video: youtu.be/IWtsLYU_rxs
Music: Calm 3, and This Doesn't Work by C418

Subs: 32,300

Minecraft: Tool Assisted Flexing

Curcuit 2020-11-24 | This is Tool-Assisted, meaning I used slowdown in order to perform it. Subscribe if you want more gameplay like this I guess, and otherwise have a nice day!

Savestates: 1
Rerecords: ~100
Hours of Work: 8
Map: Just something I rigged up for this video

subs: 26,000

Speedrunning Pewdiepies Minecraft Seed | TAS | 6:27

Curcuit 2020-08-27 | Yes I like calm4, no i will not stop using it in every other video.
If you're here because something confused you, read on, otherwise, the subscribe buttons up there~

TAS, or Tool Assisted Speedrun, basically just means I used various tools to create a "perfect" speedrun. In this case, that means I used slowdown and savestates. But sometimes different tools are used too. With that out of the way, here are some other questions, and answers:

seed: pewdiepie's seed idk lol google it
savestates:38
rerecords: no clue, probably a lot
version: 1.14.4

music: calm4 by notch and nether1 by C418

FAQ(even though there's no questions yet):
Q: THIS ISN'T LEGIT U SUCK :( SPED UP!!!11!11!!
A: No. Educate yourself instead of complaining on the internet, in fact the above and below might help you there~

Q: Where'd you get that sword?
A: Zombies can spawn with loot, and then also have a 8.5% chance of dropping it on death.

Q:Why u horse hav speed hax?
A: It doesn't, when horses spawn they get a random speed and jump hieght, which ranges from much lower than this one, and even higher than this one

Q: How'd you get so much loot from so few mobs?
A: Looting III is very powerful, of which I got from the zombie in the start.

Q: Why spliced? and why does the chat act janky?
A: I'm working with what I got, you can make TASes in minecraft, but you cant play them back at all, so what you're seeing is the raw footage of me playing each section in slow motion, but put together so it's playing normal speed. Unfortunately, due to minecraft's loading/reloading, this means cuts can look jarring, and also can mess with chat and advancement toasts.

Beating Dreams Speedrun Record... Technically?

Curcuit 2020-06-30 | Edit: Yes I'm aware the glitched category rule have been changed. A disappointing development but regardless a probable necessity. I'll keep this video up since I think it's funny, but I guess take it with a grain of salt after today(5/11/21)

Yes, I do know I reset the timer(I was there!), I start it back up, and at the end I have it corrected, but real time doesn't even matter in this category as it's measured in igt(in game time). As I state in the video... I also know that dream ran glitchless, thanks for telling me, but there is no rule saying that you have to do any glitches, so he held that record as well. This run beats that glitched record, and NiceTwice beat his glitchless record. I'm sorry if I had to tell you to read the description, but also c'mon, it's called a description ;p
Please do yourself a favor and never run this category; for your own health reasons it'll be a poor choice.
Since this record has been pretty bad for its entire existence, I made it less bad(?). Still like 10 minutes to save but I figured I'd at least milk the dream clickbait xd.
My pc is back up and running and there should be a tas soon :)

Version: 1.15.2
rta: 36:57
igt: 16:08
seed: 5283242859833797669
Full Run: youtu.be/xQN1SY5ZQgY
Only IGT Footage: youtu.be/i-JZCmF8yuI

Minecraft But Its a 90 Second TAS | Set Seed Glitchless | 1:29.8

Curcuit 2020-03-24 | Y'know back when you needed glitches to beat the game in 95 seconds? Now you can do better than that without even one. All you need is a bunch of zombie iron, which is 100% realistic and could totally happen in a normal run.

Seed: 1488732033746054583
version: 1.8.9
Rerecords: 783
Savestates: 32(file says 54, but I only used 32 afaik)
Hours of Work: 20(no counting routing)

Have a great day friend :)

minecraft go fast go brrr speedy speedrun weee dream get on my level

Iceolation TAS | any% | 0:50.00

Curcuit 2020-01-22 | This absolute meme of a map done in 50 seconds flat
Could probably go sub 45 if you cared enough but eh I have midterms

The map: superhostile.net/maps

Keyboardless Minecraft | TAS | 7:05.6 | Unpolished Performance

Curcuit 2019-12-25 | what if we... just like.... y'know, b e a t m i n e c r a f t, but with like.... no keyboard. lmao, that'd be insane....
like just a mouse, 3 buttons and the spinny thing.... duuuude....
let's do it.... (no remapping of course : )

Version - 1.12.0
Seed - 78635
Cuts - 107
Savestates - 101
Rerecords - 402
Hours of Work - 15
Hours of Utilized Footage - 1:03

Share this video with your friends and you'll get one free can of dehydraded H2O(just add water!)
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Minecraft All Bosses TAS | SSG | 5:56.3

Curcuit 2019-12-11 | I gave myself 20 hours to route and TAS all bosses as a challenge, so I did it in 11... Obviously not super optimized, just thought I'd have a little fun.

And humor lucky with a glitcless tas....

Minecraft 1.8, Speedy TAS. I'd wager faster than dream even. Not that that's very hard of course~

Minecraft But Beaten In 30 Seconds | 29.19 | TAS | Any% SS

Curcuit 2019-11-23 | A few years ago a pretty monumental TAS went viral of Minecraft being beaten in 95 seconds. That was cool and all, but here's a question for you: why not do that same thing but 3x faster?

Today I present to you Minecraft in 29 seconds. The fastest Any% TAS to ever grace the earth, cuz I keep my word.
Any%SSTAS
29.19 Seconds
Version: 1.12.0
Seed: 7853996275157769172
Savestates: 359
Final Cuts: 72
Rerecords: 1239
Total Time Playing: 80 Hours

All the playing and editing was done by myself, but huge thanks to these wonderful people for...
Routing:
Cscuile: youtube.com/Cscuile
Contranaut: youtube.com/iPodBen
TASTools & My Amazing Logo Animation:
Scribble: youtube.com/Scribbel

Music:
Aria Math - C418

y'all are amazing,

Subs: 800

Explanation video:
youtu.be/K5obPdgmaao

DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM DID SOMEONE SAY DREAM OMG I LOVE THAT MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER MINECRAFT MANHUNT FROM DREAM OMG I WONDER IF HE COULD DO THE TRICKS IN THIS VIDEO PROBABLY CUZ HES SO AMAZING AND GOOD AT MINECRAFT YEEEEEEEEE
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Speedrunning How Did We Get Here | TAS | 4:21.88 | Minecraft

Curcuit 2018-11-24 | After over half a year of planning and 100+ hours of tasing over exactly one month I have completed it. The How Did We Get Here TAS, the one we've all been waiting for. The thing I only ever dreamed of achieving~

Savestates:150
Time: 4:21.88
Hours: dunno, at least 100 hours based on footage

back in early November of 2017, Mathew Bolan introduced his How Did We Get Here RTA run to me, clocking in at about 41 minutes. Together over a few months I brought that down to an 18:20. All RTA, I then started on this TAS later on. After essentially forever, it's now a 4:21 tas. Just over a year. What do you know...

Subs: 50

Speedrunning Minecraft with no Left Click | TAS | 1:52.4

Curcuit 2018-05-26 | all this is is beating minecraft without the left mouse button

Hello internet folks. Today I bring to you the fastest time Minecraft has ever been beaten without pressing the left button on your mouse. Also probably the 3rd time in history. But what does this mean?
Number 1, you may not EVER press the left mouse button during the run, EVER, from timer start to stop. And the second, you may not remap controls dealing with the key/button by default. This case the "destroy" action is mapped to left click by default, and because it references the left click, we cannot map it.

Have a great day!

Seed: 7853996275157769172
Save-states: 62
Total time of attempts: A big large number I dunno, 20+ hours
Version: 1.12.2

Minecraft Any% SS | 1:55.95 | PB

Curcuit 2018-03-25 | Overworld could be 3-4 seconds faster with godly RNG & execution. Nether was bad, probably 5 second time save available there, stronghold is ~5-6seconds improvable w/ better setups, and end could be maybe 2 seconds better. Far from perfect, and will probably be beaten soon, sub 2 was probably just a mental barrier. But I'm glad to call myself the current WR holder (3.24.18) and first holder of a sub 2 time. Limit of this category? With a new seed a sub 1 minute time might be possible, but as far as this seed goes is probably 100 seconds max.

Splits:
Overworld: 31.9
Nether: 40.8
Stronghold: 34.9

How Did We Get Here Speedrun| MInecraft | 18:20 IGT | WR

Curcuit 2018-02-18 | How Did We Get Here?

6:43 minute PB, no big deal.
but actually, this run is literally the best run of any category I've ever done.

Sorry for late upload, actually got this last night, I guess I underestimated the power of bad internet :\