Jenny Nicholson
Lets do real magic
updated
References and clip sources: jennywebsite.com/starcruiser-references
Credits vocals - Yona Marie youtube.com/channel/UCsD8mgiu9Op_nFxQyr-mVuw
Credits instrumental - Geronimo Luna youtube.com/@geronimolunaok
Click your favorite Galactic Starcruiser story moment:
Smuggling luggage patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Asteroids… again! tiktok.com/@jennyusername
When they wheeled out the big Jabba the Hutt bike-mounted puppet twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Gaya’s show, but specifically the visual component from an unobstructed view youtube.com/@thecoolerjenny895
Space Angels cameo instagram.com/spider_jewel
Chapters:
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:56 1) Why
00:05:40 2) Marketing
00:25:15 3) Cost
00:32:37 4) Spirit Airlines
00:36:06 5) Ship
00:51:25 6) Room
01:03:57 7) Characters
01:15:58 8) Food
01:30:00 9) Choose
01:35:32 10) My Story
02:05:17 11) Attractions
02:24:40 12) Supplements
02:28:54 13) Schedule
02:36:27 14) Excursion
02:54:52 15) Finale
03:07:14 16) Cut Corners
03:15:52 17) Worth it?
03:30:24 18) Failure
03:41:09 19) Cast
03:48:12 20) Robbed
04:02:29 Credits
Flashing lights warnings: restroom tour flashing lights [00:49:19-00:49:52], bridge training laser fire [02:07:58-02:08:03, 02:10:22-02:10:26, 02:11:28-02:11:32], lightsaber training laser fire [02:16:31-02:16:37, 02:16:44-02:16:56, 02:17:01-02:17:20, 02:17:37-02:17:43], blinking lights on rides [02:41:49-02:41:57], flickering holocron [02:52:40-02:53:25], finale siren flashing lights [02:55:27-02:55:47], lightsaber-related action and lasers in first half of finale [02:56:07-02:59:36, 03:01:59-03:02:03, 03:40:31-03:40:37]
References and further reading: jennywebsite.com/evermore-references
Special Thanks:
Disney Dan - voice of PR Wizard youtube.com/channel/UCeqwjbVfwiPVg75sNPZvxmw
Defunctland - voice of Lawyer Dragon youtube.com/channel/UCVo63lbKHjC04KqYhwSZ_Pg
Rob from Midway to Mainstreet - voice of Wise Tree youtube.com/c/MidwaytoMainStreet
Marlene from Dreamsounds - voice of Disgruntled Unicorn youtube.com/channel/UC3WiDtXCBED-X4pBLPEk79w
Constantine Bard - credits song instrumental youtube.com/channel/UCoHADl4OyR5P7qaDNst28nQ
Palmer Lee - credits vocals
Kosta H - credits vocals, mixing
The Truffle Cottage Pleasant Grove - thetrufflecottage.com
Wolf’s Cosplay Shop - etsy.com/shop/wolfscosplay
Mynheras LARP facebook.com/Mynheras
Evermore Fans youtube.com/c/EvermoreFans/videos
Click your favorite Taylor Swift album
Folklore patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Evermore twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Mythos 2021 tiktok.com/@jennyusername
Vander’s Keep instagram.com/spider_jewel
Evermore Historium Book 1: Coins of the Revenant Chapter 2: Proper Regards twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Chapters:
00:00:00 Intro
00:01:10 Pitch
00:04:37 Inventor
00:08:22 VOID
00:12:54 Land
00:17:33 Return
00:23:32 Lore
00:37:36 Plague
00:42:25 Swift
00:51:34 GRID
00:59:00 Marketing
01:07:52 Park
01:34:49 Gameplay
02:02:51 Attractions
02:24:14 Characters
02:49:21 Food
03:00:38 Merch
03:06:28 Priorities
03:16:40 Everfolk
03:27:31 Suggestions
03:32:48 End
03:43:11 Credits
Which comedic meme song would you have the youth pastor perform in your church play, a few years too late:
Friday - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Any song by The Lonely Island - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Blue (da ba dee), in the Avatar play of course - tiktok.com/@jennyusername
Old Town Road - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
A minecraft cover of a popular song, changed slightly so that some of the minecraft lyrics are now christian lyrics - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Chapters:
00:00 Intro
01:42 Star Trek
05:52 Pirates of the Galilean
11:17 Robin of the Hood
15:34 The Princess Bride of Christ
19:27 The Dark Knight
22:30 Tombstone
26:39 Rock Star Wars
34:54 Back from the Future
42:05 Raider of the Lost Ark
47:15 Quest for the Holy Grail
51:41 The Avenger
59:51 Joy Story
1:08:36 The Lion King of Judah
1:15:34 Outro
1:17:48 Credits
Click the title under which you posted Evan Hansen’s speech to the internet:
Doctors hate him! High school boy looks 45 twitter.com/JennyENicholson
POV the lead singer of the memorial didn’t show so the drummer has to sing instead and his voice is incredible tiktok.com/@jennyusername
Stupid Orchard Kickstarter patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Top 10 memorial speech FAILS compilation instagram.com/spider_jewel
Weeping falsetto ASMR twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Parts 2, 8, and 10 do not contain triggering content but might be confusing out of context. Except Part 2 that one stands on its own legs.
Chapters:
00:00:00 Intro
00:00:38 Part 1: The Story
00:02:46 Part 2: Ben Platt wants an oscar but he is 45 years old
00:11:44 Part 3: Mommy why is the scary man singing
00:19:49 Part 4: Sincerely, Me
00:24:25 Part 5: The romance with the sister
00:28:34 Part 6: His best friend d*ed… you won’t believe what he did next!
00:32:01 Part 7: The stupid Kickstarter
00:36:33 Part 8: The Jared character has no point and makes no sense
00:39:51 Part 9: The stuff I liked
00:41:57 Part 10: The editing
00:44:48 Part 11: The lie
00:52:18 Part 12: Is Evan the bad guy
01:01:16 Part 13: Nothing happens
01:08:28 Part 14: Trees
The Damon & Spider shirt: redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Guy-with-spider-by-JennyNicholson/64911806.6VDG0
The image file to print your own Damon & Spider shirt when my posting is inevitably removed: imgur.com/a/sak1wxA
Click your favorite episode of the Vampire Diaries:
S01E13 “The 14th Party of the Season” patreon.com/JennyNicholson
S06E05 “[Song Title]” twitter.com/JennyENicholson
S04E22 “The Mummy vs. Frankenstein” twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Seasons 1-4 & Seasons 7-8 instagram.com/spider_jewel
S03E19 “Vampire Fight!” spiderjewel.tumblr.com
S08E01 “A clipshow of all the adventures Bonnie had every time she was offscreen for the past 8 seasons” facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
References:
io9.gizmodo.com/the-author-of-the-vampire-diaries-has-been-fired-from-h-5756378
wsj.com/articles/vampire-writer-l-j-smith-bites-back-1397755025
rogerpacker.com/its-the-end-of-kindle-worlds-as-we-know-it
Bonnie fan wiki: lj-smith.fandom.com/wiki/Bonnie_McCullough
web.archive.org/web/20180116112439/http://www.ljanesmith.net/blog/2015/641-and-then-i-woke-up
Gameplay footage: youtu.be/sQ6JXGYINrI
Full credits song: youtube.com/watch?v=low9XDzPmJ8
Reactions:
youtube.com/watch?v=ur765tXdrVw
youtube.com/watch?v=sZ-O9eXLewI
youtube.com/watch?v=m45UxDm4uB4
youtube.com/watch?v=jFr0FzuRCOs
youtube.com/watch?v=mD-FcYKZpko
Six Flags ad archive footage:
youtu.be/ZORd-DqZeXQ
youtube.com/watch?v=l0bvgpg7yig
Monster Mansion: youtu.be/qq618CqX3fY
Laffing Sal:
youtube.com/watch?v=RMyJOCt7xMg
youtube.com/watch?v=PzfpbSVf9W4
deadline.com/2020/05/greg-berlanti-productions-adapt-the-forbidden-game-novels-lj-smith-as-tv-series-the-vampire-diaries-author-1202944224
Chapter timestamps:
0:00 Intro
1:58 1) The Love Triangle
7:54 2) The Supporting Cast
11:12 3) The Lore
17:31 4) The Birth of Vampire Diaries
20:35 5) The Dating Tree
25:20 6) Magic Jewelry
28:15 7) China Beach
30:28 8) Product Placement
33:05 9) LJ Smith
38:14 10) Caroline's Singing Career
40:31 11) The Villains
51:08 12) Good & Evil Switch
56:04 13) Vampire & Human Switch
1:01:36 14) Dead & Alive Switch
1:04:30 15) Raising the Stakes
1:10:49 16) Characters I Hate
1:19:38 17) Good Stuff
1:23:41 18) The Video Game
1:31:43 19) The Clothes
1:33:52 20) The Vampire Diaries
1:35:50 21) Surprise
1:41:05 22) Elena Leaves
1:43:48 23) The Elena Problem
1:56:44 24) The Bonnie Problem
2:11:22 25) Where Are They Now
2:17:25 26) Missed Opportunities
2:24:52 Conclusion
Since I spent $3 to watch that clipshow retrospective I actually earned -$3 on this video.
Calligraphy invitation-addressing party for a Monster Mash patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Promposal rejection gift basket twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Napkin folding speedrun 100% twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Buying Multiple Hallmark Greeting Cards Tutorial instagram.com/spider_jewel
A party where you serve your roomba rosé before you make it clean your house spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Hideous banner facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
The recipe for my creepy cocktail which I’ve hidden in the description instead of helpfully including it in the video:
2 cups peach puree
1 quart apple juice
2 handfuls grapes
12 plastic spiders
1 oversized chunk of dry ice, causing the bowl to overflow
4 scoops peach GFUEL use code HORSEGIRL http://gfuel.ly/2Gb3HS6
The recipe was a ploy to get you to click my gfuel link so I can have my own flavor
I found it.
What should I do if I ever hit a million subscribers:
Get a second spider of equivalent size - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Marry the spider - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Host my own brony convention - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Make it clear that I’m too cool to notice it - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Places we visited:
http://www.thecanyonmotel.com
raptor-ranch.com
tombstonemonumentranch.com
The Okra Project:
theokraproject.com
FAO Schwarz video sources:
youtu.be/jQ5FTrrHVNY
youtu.be/tAOv_SgMjXs
youtu.be/9B_po_SuAig
youtu.be/kBZ4Hsc-ZBM
youtu.be/Lbh6lu8IHgg
youtu.be/xUVXMf23Miw
youtu.be/L9JxQ_ZtTJE
youtube.com/watch?v=DwS33vl_Ehc
youtube.com/watch?v=DbKGt3oyUAc
youtube.com/watch?v=rAs_cOenmz0
youtube.com/watch?v=x8ikmNoAH98
youtube.com/watch?v=HP335v6foSE
youtube.com/watch?v=5iyTFVVskrM
youtube.com/watch?v=XxaBgQ8wLZk
youtube.com/watch?v=XuD0azugh3U
I made a playlist of vintage Bedrock City videos for further viewing (includes SD and BC locations):
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQd12tAyzzIIb7dEZl4zBLGWPsRRs9Z_8
And these Bedrock City videos which can’t be added to playlists because they’re marked as “for kids”:
youtube.com/watch?v=tdqwCqh731E
youtube.com/watch?v=16PfZPHCZGo
youtu.be/BEM6CX2kAFY
Helpful timestamps:
Viewers with sensitivity should avoid: 29:21-29:31 flashing tiktok imagery, 37:13-37:39 bronies raving with strobes, 39:11-39:22 flashing gifs up on an LED screen, 48:28-48:30 a pony gets zapped with flashing magic, 1:09:38-1:11:10 some concert footage played behind credits.
Click your favorite popular brony fandom meme:
Sweetie Belle is a robot - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Bright Eyes from My Little Pony Tales is, also, I guess a robot (really trying to get this one off the ground, would appreciate if you told your friends) - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Headcanon that Rainbow Dash plays bocce ball sometimes - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Shipping Discord with Mayor Mare - instagram.com/spider_jewel
They said the phrase “pasta button” in a late-season episode and you haven’t seen it but all the bronies keep knowingly talking about pasta button and laughing uproariously and you don’t really know what that’s all about - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Pretending to be attracted to the ponies lol when you’re definitely not - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Sources:
Littleshy’s narrated con vlogs and retrospectives are really good time capsules and worth a watch for the curious:
youtube.com/watch?v=hqmbQ0OM2H0
youtube.com/watch?v=-qhJAjmu3EY
youtube.com/watch?v=2868vgsyUcY
MLP Fair images:
dollyconfessions.wordpress.com/2015/07/03
facebook.com/mylittleponycon
imgur.com/a/t3dIZ
http://www.sequentialtart.com/article.php?id=3398
MLP Logo:
deviantart.com/ov3rhell3xoduz/art/My-Little-Pony-EMPTY-Logo-Base-385168757
HUB Network promo clips:
youtube.com/watch?v=UO675R42XiE
Furry wolf:
twitter.com/xushowolf/status/1012782811789471744
The first ever bronycon:
equestriadaily.com/2011/07/first-ever-bronycon.html
Bronycon January 2012:
youtube.com/watch?v=3ePpB0atZ48
youtube.com/watch?v=-eFfATbh0No
Misc con footage:
youtube.com/watch?v=uWWTCas-gqE
youtube.com/watch?v=cq4qdEpq74o
youtube.com/watch?v=hqmbQ0OM2H0
Fallout Equestria book unboxings:
youtube.com/watch?v=kKq4bfDRYro
youtube.com/watch?v=e8Uvzg69ojo
youtube.com/watch?v=1Y9amckpSWI
youtube.com/watch?v=fxHuo8-_-9g
Bronycon concert:
youtube.com/watch?v=7yxQj5nf5xY&t=4915s
Bronydoc:
youtube.com/watch?v=9k4WjwNrits
twitter.com/johndelancie/status/299195934120747008
kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary/posts/402025
kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary/posts/400952
MLP Tales toys brochure scan:
http://www.geocities.ws/chibiclover/taletoys.html
Pony merch compilations:
http://mylittlewiki.org/wiki/Main_Page
Swagberg - Pony Swag:
youtube.com/watch?v=4W-Y84mohJM
Radio edit:
youtube.com/watch?v=b1IFiyhffP0
Final Bronycon announcement:
youtube.com/watch?v=sq40dSVDPss
Closing ceremonies proshot:
youtube.com/watch?v=iy3u4REuMY0
Bronycon So Long song played at the closing ceremonies:
youtube.com/watch?v=ic-wQvnqcDw
Click your favorite premise for The Land Before Time 15:
There’s a ghost - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Journey to a Volcano - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Dinosaur pop star singing competition - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Superhero dinosaur - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Bad CGI-live action hybrid where the dinosaurs get teleported to modern-day New York City and must teach Oscar Isaac who’s a cop about something like fatherhood - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
LBT Squad - youtube.com/channel/UCAckgmWW3rF3RJr_qEIuaiw
The Gang of Five forum - gangoffive.net
Disney Song Blog - twitter.com/disneysongblog
Click your favorite character in this screenplay:
Rey’s colorful sari - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Tor Valum, who teaches no one the secret to life-sucking for thousands of years and then Kylo shows up deformed and seething with rage and aggression and Tor Valum is like “okay” - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Dade played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, which becomes a funnier casting choice with each passing year - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Hux, just, Hux - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The stormtroopers too bashful to interrupt a couple who’s making out - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Breakout star VX-20 - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
A tweet about the screenplay (allegedly) - twitter.com/Benredemption/status/1226126955533209600
HQ First Order symbol by Willy_Breeze on reddit - reddit.com/r/StarWars/comments/3rvibr/i_made_the_first_orders_symbol_in_high_quality
Banjo Kazooie footage by ZorZelda - youtube.com/watch?v=TDUbgbJohT4
Smash Bros footage by Vee - youtube.com/watch?v=tC6W8aoP4Cw
Click your favorite thing that ended up not mattering in Episode IX:
Most of the visuals from Rey’s force vision in TFA patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The entire character of Hux twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Knights of Ren twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Poe’s arc in the second movie instagram.com/spider_jewel
The literal or symbolic implications of the skywalker saber breaking clean in half, including its kyber crystal, when a slightly cracked kyber crystal is the reason Kylo Ren’s blade is extremely volatile and a kyber crystal/saber is typically a symbol for the soul of the character it belongs to spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Rey’s happiness facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Also nobody tell him about this he's like 75 he won't benefit from feedback it will likely just make him sad.
Click your favorite story beat from Alan Dean Foster’s upcoming Episode XI treatment:
The film opens with a long funeral for Kylo Ren at which C-3PO gives a long, sentimental speech patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Finn selects his second in command, secretary, and treasurer and Poe’s name doesn’t come up in the conversation for any of these jobs twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Rose and Paige Tico are revealed to have a third heretofore unknown sister, who also explodes twitch.tv/progamerjenny
The new Tico sister has a 20-minute onscreen funeral at which R2-D2 and BB-8 say a few words instagram.com/spider_jewel
Luke comes back from the dead a second time, explaining that he simply had to exert twice as much Force power to do so, and they reattach his missing hand so that he can wield three lightsabers at once spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Rey sobs facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Alan Dean Foster’s website, on which if you navigate to the “updates” page and scroll down long enough you will find his complete Episode IX treatment:
alandeanfoster.com
I called it a pitch in the title even though it’s just a hypothetical treatment because everyone understands what a pitch is but not everyone immediately understands what a treatment is, and also pitch has fewer characters.
The ways in which Elsa is cool but Anna is not:
Dresses like a figure skater at all times in outfits that manifest from thin air like a magical girl sequence, while lighting up and sparkling - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Platinum blonde hair - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Magical ice powers - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Power ballads - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Rides around on a magical horse made of water and ice - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Their mother deigned to visit only Elsa from her culture's afterlife to deliver a life-affirming power ballad duet about how special she is - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Select your ideal qualities for a spider:
Legs patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Big twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Spooky and great twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Has all its eyes instagram.com/spider_jewel
Scare my coworker spiderjewel.tumblr.com
A good friend facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Ways in which Joker (2019) is the same as Mamma Mia! (2008):
Leading women named Sophie patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Dancing twitter.com/JennyENicholson
A mother’s relationship to her child is strained by her failure to inform her child of their father’s identity twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Focus on the protagonist’s financial struggles instagram.com/spider_jewel
Uproarious laughter spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Super rats facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite new Disneyland section:
Train land - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Kingdom Hearts Levels Lands - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Avatar 3: The Seed Bearer Land - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Animated Star Wars Land - instagram.com/spider_jewel
It’s just the current Epcot World Showcase but rebranded as Cars 2 Land because the Cars traveled internationally in Cars 2, this joke would land better if I was confident any of you had really seen Cars 2 - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Legally Distinct Boy-Wizard Land - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Resources:
Nature’s Wonderland footage compiled by David Oneal: youtube.com/watch?v=3aCvoHKJEP4
JustinScarred’s Big Thunder Ranch vlog (w/ Jenny cameo):
youtu.be/wVuOPRBYyb4
Nature’s Wonderland source audio:
youtube.com/watch?v=tiiDS3RNudY
Yesterworld’s Conestoga wagon pics (and great article):
yesterland.com/conestoga.html
An article about Disney’s relationship with the puppeteer union:
latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-disneyland-puppets-20170208-story.html
Jumping fish footage by D Glenn:
youtube.com/watch?v=PwQX60_676Q
Big Thunder Trail video postcard by Foxxy Hooves:
youtu.be/qTEyrKqesmI
Big Thunder Ranch footage by Dland SMK:
youtube.com/watch?v=0FnbSSCFYQw
and These Amazing Places:
youtube.com/watch?v=bmyq6QbJ7UA
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad exterior footage by The Entertainment Connection:
youtube.com/watch?v=jzVztW-zzPQ
Disneyland Railroad river crossing footage by MouseSteps:
youtube.com/watch?v=9XjFcBwv8aI
Star Tours “Batuu” ending on-ride footage by Blog Mickey:
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZCxgCukZ4w
and DisFanReview:
youtube.com/watch?v=uMBgXWqfCOI
Rey running away as Kylo Ren arrives footage by @salchichasss on twitter:
twitter.com/salchichasss/status/1167244326050529280
Rey hiding with younglings footage by SAGAtoday:
youtube.com/watch?v=-m557jS5FAY
1970s Disney World film restored & uploaded by Michael Parks:
youtube.com/watch?v=5hn9IMwSt8U
Goofy on Thunder Mountain from home video release; reuploaded by cujolover1:
youtube.com/watch?v=NhmKXGb0FKE
Princess Royal Hall ext footage by MouseSteps (JWL Media):
youtube.com/watch?v=5iixBQBUAh8
Rey meet-and-greet footage by Fatima Lakhani:
youtube.com/watch?v=sGFOo6FId8U
Video of Cast Members finding out they get to work at Galaxy’s Edge originally uploaded by Disney; reuploaded to youtube by Attractions Magazine here:
youtube.com/watch?v=6I9rQOuDf4U
Retro California Adventure boardwalk footage by MrDisneyfanman:
youtube.com/watch?v=9wUab4mTEag
J4K3 footage from Khan Academy “Imagineering in a Box” series:
khanacademy.org/humanities/hass-storytelling/imagineering-in-a-box
J4K3 in-park footage by Inside the Magic:
youtube.com/watch?v=6Xrxsg0NiAo
and disneygeekcom:
youtube.com/watch?v=nO6ImKOJ8tM
and DAPS MAGIC:
youtube.com/watch?v=nD0cssSmW7w
Disney Junior Live footage by MouseSteps / JWL Media:
youtu.be/QSpp2YsEDLM
This is not going to be a regular location or camera arrangement; this is just a quick informal video where it was easier to be reading from my computer! Don't fear it because it is not real change.
What do YOU care most about right now?
The incoming subtle disney blog posts about all the things they’re going to close in the next year - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Probably Marvel Movies - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Subscribing to streaming services I didn’t even want before to stave off the eventuality of a Disney entertainment monopoly, at which point Disney+ streaming will cost $500 annually - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
The Obi Wan series - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The ongoing political unrest in Hong Kong which prompted me to not address any of the announcements made regarding Hong Kong Disneyland, because I didn’t want to not-mention what’s going on but also didn’t want to mention it purely in the context of its impact on theme park news - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
That space restaurant - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Also my webcam recording software's quality is inconsistent, recommend me software that is consistent please
What song and ship would you use for your Star Wars music video:
Kylo Ren/Rose Tico set to “Dirty Little Secret” - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Padme/Obi Wan/Anakin love triangle set to “Mr Brightside” - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The entirety of Taylor Swift’s new album, I am Taylor Swift, and in my upcoming high-budget music videos I will sequentially portray my elaborate Star Wars shipping fic, in which a character played by me is romanced by the Benicio del Toro character “DJ” - twitch.tv/progamerjenny
Krennicut Imwe set to "You'll Be In My Heart" - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Phasma self-empowering tribute set to “This Is Me” from The Greatest Showman - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Reylose Ticuxeron set to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
The clip of Kylo Ren in the forest is way bigger than I intended and looks weird but it took me 5 upload attempts to get youtube to process this video so it is what it is
The shirt I'm wearing of Rey and Kylo Ren fighting the praetorian guards in the throne room, but everybody's a horse - redbubble.com/people/cincala93/works/37337856-unireylo-trsimple?p=mens-premium-t-shirt&rel=carousel
The Good Dinosaur patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The Good Dinosaur twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Good Dinosaur instagram.com/spider_jewel
The Good Dinosaur spiderjewel.tumblr.com
The Good Dinosaur facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
What are you most excited for in the MCU phase 2?
The Dark Phoenix arc - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Chris Pratt leaves for the more lucrative Jurassic World franchise - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
A THIRD scene in an ensemble movie in which they show off how many female characters they have (over five!!!!) by separating them into their own little fight, ideally against a female villain because you know - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Hawkeye oh boy - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Marvel Land at Disney’s California Adventure Park = facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Vlogger morghulis.
How will you make sure everyone knows you’re sorry on youtube?
Say that you didn’t want to make this video - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Discuss what you’re apologizing for vaguely enough that most people still don’t really know by the end of the video - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Wear a fashion item to indicate you’re a dressed-down and less-produced version of yourself, such as a plain hoodie, or glasses if you do not normally wear glasses - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Mention that people are getting mad at your family to reframe it so that the people who are mad at you are worse than whatever thing you did to make them mad - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Work an ad for your healthy hair gummies into your hour-long video selling your friend down the river for not promoting your healthy hair gummies, during which you cite many legitimate grievances, but fail to address why none of these things were a dealbreaker until the exact point at which your friend promoted competing healthy hair gummies - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Here is a numbered list about why Kylo Ren is definitely getting a redemption arc in episode ix. If he isn't redeemed I will delete it to avoid embarrassment, and then it will be gone forever and no one can ever prove it existed. The banner however will stay up in my apartment.
Click your favorite star wars redemption arc:
Elan Sleazebaggano - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Watto - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Count Dooku, right? Uhh didn't he?? - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Thrawn's lizards - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
The sea monster that tries to eat you in Star Tours = facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
I forgot to buy one of those cone hats. The party hats. Really meant to.
Click the next live-action family film phenomenon:
Tim Burton’s live-action Fantasia 2000 - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Live-action Frozen 2 which comes out one month before the animated Frozen 2 - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Tim Burton’s Nutcracker and the Five Realms (Sony Pictures) - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Live-action Mickey and the Beanstalk featuring Andy Serkis in every role - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Live-action Nightmare Before Christmas, by the directors of Nutcracker and the Four Realms - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Footage of Dumbo (2019) is not mine and was not taken by me, and was posted online without attribution.
Where are you going to wear YOUR original star wars costume?
Some con, it doesn’t matter which, they’re all the same - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The line to get into Star Wars Land - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
My sister’s baby shower - instagram.com/spider_jewel
A Deadpool convention in a quirky inversion of the norm - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Corn field - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Darius, the Seer, might liken you to:
A lens, which can’t be seen through or around - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Two moons of different colors, one of which might rise and eclipse the other’s light, or shadow - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
A blade which is identified as “ceremonial,” with no other descriptors or explanation - instagram.com/spider_jewel
His uncanny talent for keeping Chancellor Farren in line - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
A blood horse - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
The books are all gone folks! But it was chill doing a giveaway, I might do it for other reading videos in the future.
Click the animatronic YOU are going to steal:
Abraham Lincoln - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
I am ironically going to steal Buzzy from his current owner - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Sonny Eclipse - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The entire Carousel of Progress - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean, only to at last destroy it - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click the character you relate to the most:
Jake Rivers, a big man with an old soul - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Dr. Natalie Burke, how long has she worked at this school anyway - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Theresa Vega, who did her job and went home with no drama - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Matthias Foster, testing Jake by planning multiple assaults in which he single-handedly beat all of your men every time, and then deciding you didn’t have to worry about him - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Dog. Just Dog. facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
There make be snakes - redbubble.com/people/jennynicholson/works/35716971-there-make-be-snakes
Click your favorite Christmas Prince sequel:
Christmas Prince 3: Summer Vacation - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
A Kitten for Christmas Prince - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Christmas Prince Stole My Baby - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Christmas Prince 9: None of the Original Cast - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Christmas Cowboy Prince - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click the theme park property YOU would add to Disney’s Animal Kingdom!
Animal Tomorrowland - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
A land that’s just so many animatronic centaurs that you can barely walk between all of the centaurs - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Another Star Wars Land that’s in this park as well - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Disney’s “Dinosaur” (the movie 2000) Land, not to be confused with Dinoland, USA - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Big Pigeon - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
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Professional inquiries or personal invitations to the media preview of Star Wars Land Galaxy’s Edge coming summer 2019: jnicholsonvids@gmail.com
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CREDITS & REFERENCES:
Kirsten Foster - pandoran night trek field guide - twitter.com/piratey
Dan Olson - avatarmaker experience videographer and banshee specialist - youtube.com/channel/UCyNtlmLB73-7gtlBz00XOQQ/videos
Kat Lo - cheeseburger pod taste tester - twitter.com/lawlkat
Supplementary Dinoland, USA footage - youtube.com/watch?v=zWs6vw_mXM4
Supplementary Harambe Village (yes that’s really what the area is called) footage - youtube.com/watch?v=vwwZlb8U6Y4
Animal Kingdom bench photograph - http://www.negative-g.com/walt-disney-world/disneys-animal-kingdom/2013/walt-disney-world-disneys-animal-kingdom-2013-18.htm
Star Wars Weekends trip photos - http://www.geekwithcurves.com/2015/05/star-wars-weekends-has-all-miniature.html
Flight of Passage queue details -
youtube.com/watch?v=v7p5PcpszNs
Woven attraction signs images- http://www.wdwthemeparks.com/details/animal-kingdom/pandora-the-world-of-avatar/navi-river-journey
Queue LED sign image -
kennythepirate.com/2017/05/15/review-navi-river-journey-in-pandora-the-world-of-avatar-at-disneys-animal-kingdom
Soarin’ ride system reference videos - youtube.com/watch?v=CF_ePt0goWc
youtube.com/watch?v=7aQv1LUDUQo
Na’vi River Journey song translation - http://www.tree-of-souls.com/navi_language/6217-translation_of_navi_river_journey_song.html
Na’vi vocabulary - learnnavi.org/navi-vocabulary
Na’vi shaman of songs - youtube.com/watch?v=kH5v6l54R_c
Official Shaman of Songs featurette - youtube.com/watch?v=kH5v6l54R_c
Pirate caves footage - youtube.com/watch?v=h9SHABNmZOM
The Ma Ey’wa Song - youtube.com/watch?v=bZYUGmq6r4I
Click your favorite thing that’s going to happen in Fantastic Beasts 3:
It turns out Buckbeak was a Filipino man named Buckbeak the whole time - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
We find out about Grindlewald’s crimes but they’re all white collar crimes and it’s kind of a weird energy - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
They go somewhere warm and instead of an only slightly-different wardrobe where they’re all in similar long coats again, we get a movie of them all in tacky vintage beach fashion and Newt Scamander is in like khaki shorts that go to his knees - instagram.com/spider_jewel
JKR accidentally includes backstory for a character from The Walking Dead, forgetting that she didn’t write that - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Fantastic Beasts 3: HP Origins: Hagrid - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite Halloween activity:
Sitting inside sad and alone and watching Jenny’s complete Halloween playlist - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Getting eaten by pumpkin-headed men - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Running through a corn maze, pursued by a pumpkin-headed man - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Summoning McGriel, ostensibly to play his game but mostly for the company - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Carve pumpkin - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Paranormal Home Inspectors drinking game rules! Sip every time:
The family turns out to live right next to a train which is periodically vibrating their house and making things move - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Brian says the phrase “well here’s the problem right here” - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Nadine Mercy mentions her own unprovable physiological response (shaking, trouble breathing, “look I have goosebumps” and we can’t see her arms) as though it is proof of ghosts - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Drink once for each new ghost said to be in the residence - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Drink once for each faucet turned on, door slammed, or sensor tripped - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Finish your drink if the episode features any member of the household who has agreed to be on camera but does NOT believe in ghosts - youtube.com/user/EileMontyVA
Best candidate for 25 theories video:
25 Snoke theories - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
25 characters' favorite food theories - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
25 Wickett theories - instagram.com/spider_jewel
25 that one praetorian guard with the whip theories, what was that guy's deal - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
25 colors that Rey's lightsaber might be - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Best story for a moody Twilight-era young adult adaptation:
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
ET but the lead is a girl and ET is hot - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight but the scarecrow is hot - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The Wizard of Oz but the scarecrow is hot - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Antz - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Was he MEANT to be Gaston was that why his Beast-self was named Hunter? What was even going on there? Should I read the book?
Which prize would you trade in your creepypasta ritual game tickets for?
Those stretchy sticky hands - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
A wish for your most secret desire - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
An X-Box 360! - instagram.com/spider_jewel
A new pair of eyes - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Bendy pencil - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Stories:
Hide and Seek Alone - http://hideandgokill.wikia.com/wiki/Hide_and_Go_Seek_Alone
The Elevator Game - top5s.co.uk/the-worlds-most-dangerous-game-the-elevator-ritual-step-by-step-guide-rules-tip5s
The Scorpion Ritual - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Scorpion_Ritual
The Game of Knowledge - http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game_of_Knowledge
Mr. Eyes - theghostinmymachine.com/2018/07/25/dangerous-games-mr-eyes
What's YOUR favorite Pixar villain monologue?
Sid's cynical tirade against odd couple comedies - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Bruce the Shark scolds Marlin for foolishly believing in an unlikely family reunion - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Mor'du the talking bear points out the relatively smaller and less grand scale of the first Pixar film to feature a female lead before being punched in the face because it's wrong for bears to eat people - instagram.com/spider_jewel
I cannot remember the villain character from The Good Dinosaur at all - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Lightning McQueen turns directly to camera and expresses his disgust for his own fans - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Which dreamy celebrity would you like to meet during The Purge?
Josh Hutcherson - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Somebody from musical.ly - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
I’m too old for this and the only celebrity I’ve heard of that tweens might like is One Direction, a band that doesn’t even exist anymore - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Damon(head of the Reapers) - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Jim - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite childhood dinosaur media:
We’re Back! A Dinosaur’s Story - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The Land Before Time - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Turok: Dinosaur Hunter (for sociopaths) - instagram.com/spider_jewel
That awful disney sitcom called Dinosaurs - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Disney’s Dinosaur (the commercially unsuccessful movie which ripped off the basic plot of The Land Before Time) - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
If you're still reading I wanted to add that the multiple scenes about Blue having empathy, and the moment where she cries the single dinosaur tear, seem to suggest that part of what makes the dinosaurs worthy of saving is that they engage with humans on our own terms.
The implication being that an average dumb animal, or one with natural predator instincts, is Other and thus less worthy of saving. And that the right to live is conditional. Blue shouldn't need to be Smarter Than Your Average Dinosaur for people to feel badly for her when she is suffering.
Click YOUR favorite porg:
Not Hugo - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Hugo! - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Probably not Hugo - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Every porg other than Hugo - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Me - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite upcoming Star Wars Anthology movie:
A C-3PO and R2-D2 buddy comedy which is then reshot in the film noir style - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Max Rebo origin story - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
A monster movie set on Mustafar about a bunch of sith lords trying to fight off a really big lava monster, which is then reshot to be a screwball comedy - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Star Wars Episode VII but it's a direct sequel to Episode VI and the entire thing is CGI recreations of the main cast when they were young - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
A movie that's announced and marketed as an Old Republic movie but then after a 10-minute prologue flashes forward to Han Solo's youth and turns out to be Solo 2 - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click the next great Forces of Destiny doll:
Padme’s decoy who gets blown up on the landing pad - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Zam Wesell - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Shmi Skywalker, whose youth, frankly, probably doesn’t include anything you’d want children to play out with dolls - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The tauntaun which maybe was female - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Inexplicably every character but Rose Tico whom they have featured in multiple shorts and whom they have yet to even announce the vaguest intent to make a doll of despite making other Last Jedi dolls, such as a THIRD Rey and even Kylo Ren - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite Marvel movie which is derivative of a Twilight Zone episode:
You think Deadpool’s face is messed up but he takes his mask off and it turns out actually it’s everybody else’s faces that are messed up - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Tony Stark is afraid of the small men in his attic who turn out to just be Ant-Man and the Wasp - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Guardians of the Galaxy on a road trip being relentlessly pursued by a hitchhiker who turns out to be death - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Odin escapes a retirement home by playing a game of kick the can which transports him to his carefree youth - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
A haunted doll pushes Hawkeye down a flight of stairs - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
(SPOILERS IN VIDEO AND EVEN IN THIS DESCRIPTION)
Best Avenger who died in Infinity War:
Baby Groot - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Jeremy Renner's relationship with The Walt Disney Company - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
Beloved Marvel character Jane Foster - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Obadiah Stane - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Black Panther, Bucky Barnes, and Spiderman in quick succession - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Click the creepypasta monster you will ship yourself with in your fanfic:
The skeleton from candle cove and instead of a real skeleton he’s like a tall skinny guy with attractive swoopy hair - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The scary mickey mouse suit from Abandoned By Disney but really just to throw the author a bone because he could really use the validation - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
A possessed Barney doll but he’s tall and skinny with attractive swoopy hair - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The Dionaea House - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Every single test subject in the Russian Sleep Experiment - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
BUY THE BOOK (leave kind reviews):
amazon.com/Jeff-Killer-Insanity-Book-1-ebook/dp/B00ZTKVBP4
Art credits:
Sweet Dreams Are Made of These youtube.com/watch?v=Xm_FQyX0vnc
Jeff the Killer by ReizDrawing reizdrawing.deviantart.com/art/Jeff-The-Killer-642975570
Jeff The Killer vs jane the killer part 1 by lasky111 lasky111.deviantart.com/art/Jeff-The-Killer-vs-jane-the-killer-part-1-642737264
Jeff the Killer Headshot by STRAY-KAGE stray-kage.deviantart.com/art/Jeff-the-Killer-Headshot-590167277
Jeff the Killer by luluisgod luluisgod.deviantart.com/art/Jeff-the-Killer-577975207
Hidden easter egg - redbubble.com/people/jennynicholson/works/31135782-impervious-to-damage
Click your favorite thing in the oasis:
The movie simulator where I can reenact 127 Hours in my haptic suit - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The virtual rave where like to be honest most of the girls just have Arkham Knight Harley Quinn as their avatar and it can get really confusing - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Bronytown slums - instagram.com/spider_jewel
The recreation of the pyramids that you AREN'T allowed to ski down so they're still nice to look at - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Neopets, still stubbornly functioning - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click the best runner-up:
The empty husk of Stitch’s Great Escape - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The Land Greenhouse Boat Ride past large vegetables - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Drinking sodas from around the world at Club Cool and being really insensitive to whichever culture Beverly comes from - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Dropping 650k to travel the country filming a guerrilla-style indie movie in multiple theme parks to cope with your own unresolved issues by reframing them as being the fault of the disney corporation - spiderjewel.tumblr.com
Click your fav moment in the original ready player one!
The protagonist and his friend arguing at length about Ladyhawke and calling each other gay slurs in a playful manner - patreon.com/JennyNicholson
The squad of jock bullies who are called the 1337 Skillz Bangup Boys - twitter.com/JennyENicholson
The twist about his girlfriend which will likely be absent from the movie adaptation - instagram.com/spider_jewel
Me see Q*bert me know him - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Ernest Cline, the author himself, walking into the combat zone and everybody retreating in fear because he is so powerful - spiderjewel.tumblr.com


