Credits: Director: Audrey Hobert Production Company: Indigo Projects Incorporated Executive Producer: Emily Hillgren AD: Ryan Bremond Production Manager: Shana Nogoy Production Coordinator: Steven Carrillo Production Assistant: Khaki Jean DP: Adrian Nieto 1st AC: Alex Han 2nd AC: Michelle Suh Gaffer: Isaac Marziali ACLT: Harrison Bliss Swing: Robert King Key Grip: Brad Powers Best Boy Grip: Peter Siemens VTR: Gene Ballitski & Avery Stone Fish Motion Rig Tech: Alex Nunez Colorist: Brian Charles Editor: Audrey Hobert Production Designer: Wesley Goodrich Set Dresser: Carter McNeil Set Dresser: Brian Marquez Set Dresser: Cleo Camp Stylist: Nancy Kote H+MU: Jenna Howell Photographer: Kyle Berger BTS Photographer & Videographer: Valentina Von Klencke Movement Director: Gigi Todisco SVP of RCA Creative: Niki Roberton RCA Creative: Shoshana Reist & Lara Turner RCA Digital: Alexis Gorlick Management: Sophie Lev Also Starring: Ricky Gourmet
Lyrics: I knew you’d be at the party Drinking a coke and Bacardi Not that it matters, but I’m breaking patterns And getting so good at pilates
Broke up with you in November Sorry, I know you remember Are you depressed or are you feeling better? ‘Cause you’re looking like it’s the latter
I’ve been so careful with you, babe But I’m out late And being a saint is exhausting
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Just me or does he look amazing When he’s all in his Amazon Basics Let’s rip ‘em off, top to bot Let’s rock
Suddenly all the lights are on Taking it as a sign from god (Sign from god) And I’m saying it over and over again
I’ve been so careful with you, babe But your line’s bait So I’m thinking that I’m gonna cross it
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Sue me I wanna be toxic Gonna blow up your life like atomic Sue me I wanna be Sued yeah I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Your face, my face It’s kismet babe And I won’t make you wait ‘cause I know that you want it
Your face, my place It’s business, babe And my roommate it here, so let’s menage a trois it
Sue me I wanna be uhhhh Sue me I wanna be yeahhh Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
In my bones, yeah I know it’s platonic But fucking your ex is iconic Sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
And I’m sorry that your dog died Sorry that I’m, like, your dream bride You’ll go to heaven And I’ll go to hell in the meantime
Guess I’ll see you in a Best Buy And you know that I think you’re the best guy But sue me I wanna be Sue me I gotta be Sue me I wanna be Wanted
Credits: Director: Audrey Hobert Production Company: Indigo Projects Incorporated Executive Producer: Emily Hillgren AD: Ryan Bremond Production Manager: Shana Nogoy Production Coordinator: Steven Carrillo Production Assistant: Khaki Jean DP: Adrian Nieto 1st AC: Alex Han 2nd AC: Michelle Suh Gaffer: Isaac Marziali ACLT: Harrison Bliss Swing: Robert King Key Grip: Brad Powers Best Boy Grip: Peter Siemens VTR: Gene Ballitski & Avery Stone Fish Motion Rig Tech: Alex Nunez Colorist: Brian Charles Editor: Audrey Hobert Production Designer: Wesley Goodrich Set Dresser: Carter McNeil Set Dresser: Brian Marquez Set Dresser: Cleo Camp Stylist: Nancy Kote H+MU: Jenna Howell Photographer: Kyle Berger BTS Photographer & Videographer: Valentina Von Klencke Movement Director: Gigi Todisco SVP of RCA Creative: Niki Roberton RCA Creative: Shoshana Reist & Lara Turner RCA Digital: Alexis Gorlick Management: Sophie Lev Also Starring: Ricky Gourmet
Lyrics: I knew you’d be at the party Drinking a coke and Bacardi Not that it matters, but I’m breaking patterns And getting so good at pilates
Broke up with you in November Sorry, I know you remember Are you depressed or are you feeling better? ‘Cause you’re looking like it’s the latter
I’ve been so careful with you, babe But I’m out late And being a saint is exhausting
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Just me or does he look amazing When he’s all in his Amazon Basics Let’s rip ‘em off, top to bot Let’s rock
Suddenly all the lights are on Taking it as a sign from god (Sign from god) And I’m saying it over and over again
I’ve been so careful with you, babe But your line’s bait So I’m thinking that I’m gonna cross it
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Sue me I wanna be toxic Gonna blow up your life like atomic Sue me I wanna be Sued yeah I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Your face, my face It’s kismet babe And I won’t make you wait ‘cause I know that you want it
Your face, my place It’s business, babe And my roommate it here, so let’s menage a trois it
Sue me I wanna be uhhhh Sue me I wanna be yeahhh Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be wanted Sue me I wanna be, sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
In my bones, yeah I know it’s platonic But fucking your ex is iconic Sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be Sue me I wanna be wanted
And I’m sorry that your dog died Sorry that I’m, like, your dream bride You’ll go to heaven And I’ll go to hell in the meantime
Guess I’ll see you in a Best Buy And you know that I think you’re the best guy But sue me I wanna be Sue me I gotta be Sue me I wanna be Wanted
#AudreyHobert #Sueme #OfficialVideoAudrey Hobert - Sex and the city (Official Video)Audrey Hobert2025-12-03 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Credits: Director: Audrey Hobert EP / Producer: Will Noyce Producer: Arpi Hamzoian HOP: Vladen Ponomar
SVP of RCA Creative: Niki Roberton RCA Creative Manager: Shoshana Reist Artist Manager: Sophie Lev
DP: Adrian Nieto 1st AC: Billy Briggs
Gaffer: Evan Crocker Swing: Jaron Fonseca
Key Grip: Mason Mclaury
Production Designer: Wesley Goodrich Set Dresser: Cleo Camp Set Dresser: Delon Isaacs
HMU: Ciara Maccaro Edited by Audrey Hobert & Will Noyce Color: Brian Charles
Lyrics: This isn’t Sex and the City Nobody’s watching me write in my room And anyway, when I get home, I take off my cool clothes ‘Cause why would I stay in those? I go to the bar That’s monumental And if he’s hot and seems into it, it’s accidental What’s it like to be admired Hot and desired This isn’t Sex and the City Nobody sees me and knows of my column Nobody sees me at all is the problem But of course when they do, they’re not the one that I want to But I go to the bar I’m a believer So if it’s not in the stars, then I don’t want it either I say goodbye and take the bottle I’ve never been stronger Call the Uber and I tell ‘em turn it up Tell ‘em turn it up, baby That’s my song they’re playing Baby turn it up, could you turn it up maybe? ‘Cause I’m drunk and I’m high So I’m crossed Didn’t score any guys so I’m lost That’s all for now, Mr. Driver I’m rating you five stars If this was Sex and the City I’d get in and he would’ve already called me But instead I’m in the shower Gotta feel a warm touch somehow Now I’m ready to go back out And he’s here at the bar God, is he boring I wanna wake up in make-up with him in the morning He calls a car to his apartment I guess there’s a God, then The seat is up The place is haunted He’s heating up and eating up a pizza pocket I wanted one, but he forgot it He’s off his meds And he’s an artist Touching my leg You don’t have a headboard Do that again I think that I want more If this is it, then what is it all for? Let’s make it quick Then I’m leaving out the front door Call the uber and I tell ‘em turn it up Tell ‘em turn it up, baby That shit’s overrated Baby turn it up, could you turn it up maybe? I was drunk, I was high, I was crossed He’s the love of my life, no he’s not I could’ve guessed I’m swearing by it But I guess you never know until you go and try it What it’s like to be admired Hot and desired
Executive Producer: JP Evangelista Executive Producer: Chris Pereira Director, Line Production: Yanina Molina Director: Seth Halter Creative Direction, Production: Skyler Brown + Seth Halter Director, Line Production: Yanina Molina Producer: Stacey Branson Producer: Arthur Joseph Director, Editorial Production: Ronni Leverich Editorial Lead: Devon Sheridan Director of Photography: Eric Teti Steadicam: Trent Millspaugh Assistant Camera: Josh Ruffner Gaffer: Daniele Napolitano Key Grip: Gabriel Solorzano A1: Sam Palumbo A2: Jeremy Nakamura Production Assistant: Sophia Chambers
Creative Direction, Design: Brian Parisi Design Lead: Bee Clark Design team: Nick Resnicow, Ollie Freeman, Emily Yoon, Drew Park Photography: Thomas Falcone, Sam Leviton
Director, Post Production: Michael Colman Senior Manager, Post Production: Dominic Siri Post Production Assistant: Hudson Price Editor: Kevin Rose Music & Talent: Annie Shapiro + Jordan Ferree
#AudreyHobert #Chateau #ArtistsToWatch2026
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Executive Producer: JP Evangelista Executive Producer: Chris Pereira Director, Line Production: Yanina Molina Director: Seth Halter Creative Direction, Production: Skyler Brown + Seth Halter Director, Line Production: Yanina Molina Producer: Stacey Branson Producer: Arthur Joseph Director, Editorial Production: Ronni Leverich Editorial Lead: Devon Sheridan Director of Photography: Eric Teti Steadicam: Trent Millspaugh Assistant Camera: Josh Ruffner Gaffer: Daniele Napolitano Key Grip: Gabriel Solorzano A1: Sam Palumbo A2: Jeremy Nakamura Production Assistant: Sophia Chambers
Creative Direction, Design: Brian Parisi Design Lead: Bee Clark Design team: Nick Resnicow, Ollie Freeman, Emily Yoon, Drew Park Photography: Thomas Falcone, Sam Leviton
Director, Post Production: Michael Colman Senior Manager, Post Production: Dominic Siri Post Production Assistant: Hudson Price Editor: Kevin Rose Music & Talent: Annie Shapiro + Jordan Ferree
#AudreyHobert #ThirstTrap #ArtistsToWatch2026
Music video by Audrey Hobert performing Thirst Trap | Vevo DSCVR Artists to Watch 2026.(C) 2025 RCA Records, under exclusive license from Audrey HobertAudrey Hobert - Phoebe (Audio)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Lyrics: I went to New York Cause a man in a suit told me “You’re gonna be a star” I said yeah I know but it came out like “What who me?”
I took a walk on the beach Cause a guy doesn’t like me back Even though I’m gonna be a star Guess I don’t have it, guess I don’t have it after all
But it’s okay Cause my life is so exciting Every night is like a party Cause I bit the bullet I’m finally watching Friends What took me so long? I say to no one Cause i’m alone all the time
But now i’m never lonely Not since I met Joey But when I turn the lights off Joey doesn’t hold me And in my darkest moment I wonder if I met him out at a bar If he’d see in me a perfect star And want to take me home for that reason only
Cause why else would you want me? I think I’ve got a fucked up face And that thought used to haunt me Til I fell in its sweet embrace Now I don’t sweat the acne It’s a bitch, but it goes away And who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like i’m Phoebe
I feel like it totally works When the blue in my skirt doesn’t work with the blue in my top And if I tried to be her, it’d fall so flat You’d feel badly
And most of these days I feel the dull ache But then I say “stop” And then I feel great ‘Cause it could be worse I know, I know, Know it in the worst way We rehearsed this
Everything’s okay Cause my life is so enticing In the corner eating icing It’s a birthday party These people aren’t my friends I’m thinking “so long” Amidst their “deep talk” ‘Bout someone they didn’t invite
But I’d rather be lonely Counted out and homely I know that he’ll need me Once he gets to know me
Wonder when I’ll meet him Wonder if he’s sitting there at a bar And if he likes ‘em avant garde Huh, that’s just what they told me
Cause why else would you want me? I think I’ve got a fucked up face And that thought used to haunt me Til I fell in its sweet embrace Now I don’t sweat the acne It’s a bitch, but it goes away And who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like i’m Phoebe I feel like a-oh whoaaaaa
No I’m good, thanks for asking That’d be awesome but no worries if not Best believe I can hack it Check it out, I made it this far Had to dig deep inside me Til I found what I was looking for It was right there inside me It was beautiful beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful Cause why else would you want me? I think I’ve got a fucked up face (Gorgeous, amazing) And that thought used to haunt me Til I fell in its sweet embrace Now I don’t sweat the acne It’s a bitch, but it goes away And who cares if I'm pretty? I feel like i’m Phoebe I feel like a-oh whoaaa Who cares if I’m pretty I feel like I’m Phoebe I feel like a-oh whoaaa Oooooooo
Lyrics: When I’m drunk at the club I wanna be felt up When I’m fresh outta luck, I say give me the hard stuff If I hate what I hear I’ll just tell you to shut up It’s just who I am and they can’t get enough
(Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh) Wanna be bored, babe? Check on the door, babe She’s walking in and looks like every other chick And I think she’s the one
Here’s what I do When he’s showing his cards I get all my friends And sit ‘em all down And set him apart I fill in the gaps And I give it an arc Then I tie it all up And drop kick it like it’s a shot in the dark
Girl, that’s not a shooting star (I’m sorry, my bad, I thought that it was) Girl, girl, that’s no… Not a shooting star (I know that you’re right but what if you’re not)
‘Cause he’s perfect He treats me like shit But I promise you, baby, it’s worth it ‘Cause it hurts me And I’d rather be hurt when I’m drunk at the club on a Thursday So excuse me I know what I’m doing, it’s him in a month Or however long Or never at all
(Oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh) Wanna be bored, babe? Check on the door, babe She’s walking in and looks like every other chick And I think she’s the one (I think she’s the one)
Here’s what I do (Here’s what I do) When he’s showing his cards (When he’s showing his cards) I get all my friends And sit ‘em all down And set him apart (Set his ass apart) I fill in the gaps (Fill in the gaps) And I give it an arc (And I give it an arc) Then I tie it all up And drop kick it like it’s a shot in the dark
Girl, that’s not a shooting star (I’m sorry, my bad, I thought that it was) Girl, girl, that’s no… Not a shooting star (I know that you’re right but what if you’re not)
‘Cause he’s perfect He treats me like shit But I promise you, baby, it’s worth it ‘Cause it hurts me And I’d rather be hurt when I’m drunk at the club on a Thursday It consumes me And I’m totally loving the music And I like it the best when I’m losing, baby Ahhhhh
When I’m drunk at the club I wanna be felt up When I’m fresh outta luck, I say give me the hard stuff If I hate what I hear I’ll just tell you to shut up It’s just who I am, and they can’t get enough
Oh, Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh It’s just who I am and they can’t get enough, oh
Oh, Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh It’s just who I am and they can’t get enough, oh
#AudreyHobert #Shootingstar #WhostheClown?Audrey Hobert - Dont go back to his ass (Audio)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Lyrics: Don’t go back to his ass That shit is a trap It never lasts So don’t go back to his ass
Oh oh You’re here again Crying in your bed at 6pm The city sounds like gin and tonic And old friends from college And sunsets and honest opinions and olives
And he’s probably with a girl (Hate to break it to you) And she’s probably playing with her pearls And nodding violently at everything he says He loves that Oh god, you’re crying again Just shut the window and remember what I said
Don’t go back to his ass That shit is a trap It never lasts So don’t go back to his ass Much better to laugh From just where you’re sat I know it’s hard, I know he’s funny But baby, don’t go back to his ass
La da da da da La da da da da Mmm mmmm
Oh remember when He made you feel like he wouldn’t fidget If you were dead in the ditches And all his exes were bitches And his boss was just out to get him Oh man, we just should’ve let him Don’t you think?
Girl, please If you’re gonna be in bed all night it really should be fun But every sappy movie makes you feel like he’s the one (He’s the one) But he’s not (But he’s not) Cause if he was (If he was) He wouldn’t say I love you, then run
So don’t go back to his ass That shit is a trap It never lasts So don’t go back to his ass Much better to laugh From just where you’re sat I know it’s hard, I know he’s pretty But baby don’t go back to his ass La da da da da
La da da da da da da da Girl, you’re so much better than that La da da da da La da da da da da da da da
Leave my friend alone Go fetch it, it’s a bone You were never worth her time, or mine So please forgive the tone But I hate that the second we’re alone You look down to check your phone Or the crinkle in your eye When I don’t fake laugh at all your joke I’m not buying what you’re selling I’m sure you’d love it if I did And I bet you wonder if i’m jealous Say it to her flippantly in bed But just know, when you realize you lost her That it’s certainly for good Cause I got her locked up in a cellar Screaming in her face my famous words
Don’t go back to his ass That shit is a trap All breaks, no gas Just don’t go back to his ass Much better to laugh from just where you’re sat I know it’s hard
La da da da da La da da da da da da da Na na na na na na, no La da da da da La da da da da Da da da Da da da da Da da da da da
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Lyrics: I watched her walk in Already pissed ‘cause he said something dumb in the car And it done slithered under her skin
Long dress in the wind He made the rounds, kinda leaving her out Solo, parting the crowd Which she took on the chin
I read her lips Wasn’t for me to see Nothing here seems to be
“He sucks, but he’s rich” Laughing with crazy eyes That’s when I realized
I don’t care that I’m at the Chateau with the whole A-list (Sorry, god forbid) Can’t lie but I’m thinking, like, high school is better than this (Yeah, it probably is) Are we legally bound to stand in this circle, looking around, oh Like, shit How’d I even get in? And I’d love to get out (Mm, huhhh)
I saw an indie darling in sunglasses It’s a party, girl What are you hiding from? Oh, I get it, it’s to look cool
Okay, well your boyfriend’s lost Saw him at the bar Let a big breath out and knocked back a shot Are you worried like I am? Taking it on? I don’t wanna be here long ‘cause
I don’t care that I’m at the Chateau with the whole A-list (Sorry, god forbid) Can’t lie but I’m thinking, like, high school is better than this (Yeah, it probably is) Are we legally bound to stand in this circle, looking around, oh Shit How’d I even get in? And I’d love to get out (Mm, huhhh)
Don’t care that I’m at the Chateau Don’t care who you are, who you know Don’t care Don’t care I don’t care
Don’t care that I’m at the Chateau Don’t care who you are, who you know Don’t care Don’t care I don’t care
I don’t care that I’m at the Chateau with the whole A-list (Sorry, god forbid) Can’t like but I’m thinking, like, high school is better than this (Yeah, it probably is) Are we legally bound to stand in this circle, looking around? Like, shit How’d I even get in? And I’d love to get out (Mm, huhhh)
#AudreyHobert #Chateau #WhostheClown?Audrey Hobert - I like to touch people (Audio)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Lyrics: I had a thought What if somebody asked me What do you like to do? Well, I’d pretend to think then I’d say “I like to touch people” I like to touch people I like I like to touch people
It’s just so fun I’m at a random party Hand to her heart, some girl I’ve never met completely loves me I like to touch people I like to touch people I like
I like the look in their eye Like when they double over I like when they nod wide eyed, screaming “so right” Like they’ve had that thought before But when they talk I go snore But to them I’m begging more ‘Cause I grew up with a people pleasing mother So now I have problems
I had a thought What if somebody asked me What do you like to do? Well, I’d pretend to think then I’d say “I like to touch people” I like to touch people I like Hmm
#AudreyHobert #Iliketotouchpeople #WhostheClown?Audrey Hobert - Drive (Audio)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Lyrics: Another disappointing night Don’t even wanna see it in a nice light What’s a girl to do? Like play it cool? But I’m playing it cool And it’s got me nowhere (That’s the problem) Kick my shoes off at the bottom Feeling awesome, that’s a lie But it’s fine I’ll just put it in
Put it in drive again Put it in drive again ‘Cause it’s taking time but I think I’ll find it in the end Put it in drive again
Another disappointing night In a little black dress trying not to cry In a stupid dark room with a bunch of guys In their dollar store suits like a dumb disguise It’s a sure thing and I sympathize Got his boring life story memorized But all that ever seems to get me is Six feet down and pushed to the side, oh
I don’t know when it happened, must’ve happened overnight I woke up from a nightmare where I loved a socialite Nice try, it’s gonna haunt you Make you shut down and nonchalant You gotta grab those keys before he clocks you Yeah, come on girl, you know you want to
Put it in drive again Put it in drive again ‘Cause it’s taking time, but I think you’ll find it in the end Put it in drive again
(Put it, put it, put it, put it) Put it in drive again (Put it, put it, put it, put it) Put it in drive again ‘Cause it’s taking time but I think I’ll find it in the end Put it in drive again
Top down on the 405 And it’s 5 AM And the traffic’s light Top down all the way to bed Where I tell myself “In another life” Top down and I feel the wind And I’m gone with it And it’s such a vibe Good god, man, I said I’m fine Just put it in drive again
(Sometimes it’s all you, it’s all you can do) Put it in drive again (Sometimes it’s all you, it’s all you can do ohhh) Put it in drive again (Sometimes it’s all you, it’s all you can do, it’s all you can do) Drive
#AudreyHobert #Drive #WhostheClown?Audrey Hobert - Sex and the city (Audio)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Lyrics: This isn’t Sex and the City Nobody’s watching me write in my room And anyway, when I get home, I take off my cool clothes ‘Cause why would I stay in those?
I go to the bar That’s monumental And if he’s hot and seems into it, it’s accidental What’s it like to be admired Hot and desired
This isn’t Sex and the City Nobody sees me and knows of my column Nobody sees me at all is the problem But of course when they do, they’re not the one that I want to
But I go to the bar I’m a believer So if it’s not in the stars, then I don’t want it either I say goodbye and take the bottle I’ve never been stronger
Call the Uber and I tell ‘em turn it up Tell ‘em turn it up, baby That’s my song they’re playing Baby turn it up, could you turn it up maybe?
‘Cause I’m drunk and I’m high So I’m crossed Didn’t score any guys so I’m lost That’s all for now, Mr. Driver I’m rating you five stars
If this was Sex and the City I’d get in and he would’ve already called me But instead I’m in the shower Gotta feel a warm touch somehow Now I’m ready to go back out
And he’s here at the bar God, is he boring I wanna wake up in make-up with him in the morning He calls a car to his apartment I guess there’s a God, then
The seat is up The place is haunted He’s heating up and eating up a pizza pocket I wanted one, but he forgot it He’s off his meds And he’s an artist Touching my leg You don’t have a headboard Do that again I think that I want more If this is it, then what is it all for? Let’s make it quick Then I’m leaving out the front door
Call the uber and I tell ‘em turn it up Tell ‘em turn it up, baby That shit’s overrated Baby turn it up, could you turn it up maybe?
I was drunk, I was high, I was crossed He’s the love of my life, no he’s not I could’ve guessed I’m swearing by it But I guess you never know until you go and try it What it’s like to be admired Hot and desired
#AudreyHobert #Sexandthecity #WhostheClown?Audrey Hobert - Silver Jubilee (Audio)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Lyrics: I’ve been working Working for the man but I’ve got other plans tonight (uh oh) I hit the first flight outta here All these guys in LA aren’t my type And Savannah’s 25
Uh oh Emma left her man at home Sits quietly, sips daiquiris So I confiscate her phone And it’s a hard knock life I bet you he survives You’ll probably end up together But babe, he’s not here tonight, uh
Imma put my drink up It’s drinks up now Imma tell my sister she’s perfect Yeah, imma live it up like my life starts now Blink and you could miss it, it’s over It’s all night
Yeah, imma take a shot, imma pour one out Imma fall in love just to find out you’re crazy Imma live it up like my life starts now Blink and you could miss her, it’s over It’s alright
I’ll be here when it gets bad White tea shots, I’m throwing ‘em back Do you want the truth? Cause I’ll give it to you like (Ooo ooo oooo) If he wanted to, then he would I don’t make the rules, but I should In my wildest fantasy, he’s the one but I know
Uh oh It’s a long and windy road In time he’ll be some guy to me And I guess that’s all she wrote Oh, it’s a hard knock life I’ll bet you he survives And if we end up together, then I was right Because
Imma put my drink up It’s drinks up now Imma tell my sister she’s perfect Yeah, imma live it up like my life starts now Blink and you could miss it, it’s over It’s all night Yeah, imma take a shot, imma pour one out Imma fall in love just to find out they paid you Imma live it up like my life starts now Blink and you could miss it It’s over
Da da la da, oh whoa I wanna make it but it’s fun to be a normal girl Da da la da, oh whoa I wanna make it though Make it though Make it though And if I’m being honest I don’t really party, I just sit at home but Well, maybe for the sake of the story I’ll throw it back to the chorus, so here you go
(Dollar bills bitch) Imma put my drink up Imma tell my sister your secrets Imma live it up like Imma take a picture to prove it I’ll be ripping shots all night Dance to the music Imma live it up like my Life starts now Blink and you could miss it It’s over It’s alright
#AudreyHobert #SilverJubilee #WhostheClown?Audrey Hobert - Thirst Trap (Official Video)Audrey Hobert2025-08-15 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Credits: Directed by Audrey Hobert DP: Adrian Nieto Production Company: bigkid EP: Will Noyce HOP: Vladen Ponomar Producer: Arpi Hamzoian VP of RCA Creative: Niki Roberton RCA Creative Manager: Shoshana Reist RCA Marketing: Aaron Stern RCA Digital Marketing: Alexis Gorlick Artist Manager: Sophie Lev AD: Megan Chumbley 1st AC: Jake Coury 2nd AC: Milo Kim BTS: Kyle Berger Crane OP: Andy Jagerson Gaffer: Isaac Marziali ACLT: Blake Smith SLT: Bob King SLT: Steve Wehner Key Grip: Brad Powers BBG: Valfrie Tabien Jr Grip: Matthew Seest Grip: Trenton Franklin Production Designer: Wesley Goodrich Set Dresser: Cleo Camp Set Dresser: Marko Prelic Stylist: Emily Cancelosi & Audrey Hobert HMU: Ciara Maccaro Stunt Coordinator: Tony Snegoff Medic: Darlyn Barajas Edited by Audrey Hobert & Will Noyce Additional VFX: Pendulum Color: Brian Charles Production Assistant - Truck: Isaac Friedberg Production Assistant - Truck: Colton Randol Production Assistant - Set: Jeanzelle Soliven Production Assistant - Set: Carson Hayes Production Assistant - Set: Hannah Callus Gardener: Constance Milkman: Carlos A. Flores
Lyrics: So I’m crazy That’s usually not my thing Bitch, I’m crazy Suspicious and insane Can you blame me? Yeah, you made me this way Now I’m in the trenches Fighting for my senses
Stay up and I pace around, I pace around the room Wake up and I’m thinkin’ bout, I’m thinkin’ bout you Can’t read or write or do what I like to do I spend my days, 4/20 blaze Just thinkin’ “what’s he gonna do?”
I’m taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room I think I look bad so I change the lighting I used to kick back watching movies and the news But now I’m lame It’s such a shame I used to be so super cool
But then I got that thing, and it changed me Now all I ever think’s “would you date me?” And I bet you would, but if you wouldn’t, oh I’ll catch you in the trenches Coming to your senses
Stay up and I pace around, I pace around the room Wake up and I’m thinkin’ bout, I’m thinkin’ bout you Can’t read or write or do what I like to do I spend my days, 4/20 blaze So vacant, tanning on the roof
I’m taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room I think I look bad so I take a hundred I used to kick back watching movies and the news But now I’m lame It’s such a shame I used to be so super cool
I’m taking thirst trap and I’m waking up at noon I think he’ll text back when I’m in the shower I used to kick back watching movies and the news But now I’m lame It’s such a shame I used to be so super cool
I used to be so super cool Now I’m in a box with all the tools I know it’s all because of you Yes, I forgive but I don’t forget at all You’re not suffering a fool I know it’s why you want me too I know it’s why you want me too ‘Cause I used to be so super cool
But now I listen to my playlists and pretend I’m you Look at what I posted and pretend I’m you, uh I’m sick and twisted and boring But all yours, so let me adore you I’m not what I used to be And you don’t want me, it’s easy to see And I’ll move on eventually But for now, I’m taking pictures
I’m taking thirst traps in the mirror in my room I think I look bad, but it doesn’t matter I once read that some peoples beauty can’t be captured And he’ll be sorry Happy ever after
Lyrics: I’m at my house I had a drink It’s windy out So the walls are creaking Maybe someones up there? I used to check every night Now I don’t even lock the door I’m cutting slack, I’m going out I guess that’s just what life’s about If I heard a whisper I used to know it was you So I’ll talk to the walls now And I know that I called without warning Wanted it to be a whirlwind on purpose (Is that bad?) Had to knock a few back to feel normal Shooting the shit like this isn’t important (Is that sad?) Sad old me showed up with wet hair Like it didn’t matter and I didn’t care Oh (Ohhhhh ohhh mmm) I’m in my car I’m killing time Should I go in and guzzle a glass of wine? Sorry, is it rude to already be at the bar when you’re not? I don’t know, I don’t know Over-thinker but it’s okay Didn’t think that I’d see the day No, I’m not even nervous Nothing hurts Just burn me at the stake ‘Cause I know that I broke your heart Bet you could’ve guess it from the start At least you picked the bar And I know that I called without warning Wanted it to be a whirlwind on purpose (Is that bad?) Had to knock a few back to feel normal Shooting the shit like this isn’t important (Is that sad?)
Sad old me showed up with wet hair Like it didn’t matter and I didn’t care Oh (Mmm, mmm) Mmmmmm Showed up with wet hair I assumed you were there But you weren’t so I stood Full of shit, like I’m scared Some dude asked me my name What a rush, what a shame ‘Cause I’ve been alone the whole time, I swear Then suddenly you’re, like, standing right there And you’re shirts too big And you dyed your hair And you’re taller than I can recall Like when did you get so tall? And you pull me in Only to pull away Did you have a clue we’d end up in bed With you begging me to stay? (Ooo, ooo, uhhh) Yeah, I once didn’t want you I know that I called you I do what I want to, want to Yeah, I once didn’t want you I know that I called you I do what I want to, want to (Mmmmm, whoaaa, whooaaaaa)
#AudreyHobert #WetHair #WhosTheClown?Audrey Hobert - Bowling alley (Official Video)Audrey Hobert2025-06-20 | Audrey Hobert’s new album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available now. Listen here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown Order 'Who's the Clown?' magazine & CD here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/shop
Credits: Directed by Audrey Hobert Production Company: bigkid DP: Adrian Nieto Production Designer: Wesley Goodrich
EP/Producer: Will Noyce EP: Evan Thicke HOP: Vladen Pomonar Line Producer: Arpi Hamzoian Production Coordinator: Bri Plewman AD: Lane Stroud
Colorist: Brian Charles Color Producer: Chelsea Eisen Editor: Audrey Hobert
1st AC: Alex Han 2nd AC: Ashley Kate BTS: Valentina von Klencke VTR: Gene Balitski
Gaffer: Issac Marziali ACLT: Em Shafer SLT: Harrison Segal
Key Grip: Brad Powers BBG: Nicholas Luna
Set Dresser: Ryan Brennan Set Dresser: Cleo Camp Set Dresser: Zoe Gittelson
Stylist: Nancy Kote Stylist assist: Alex Carranza HMU: Jenna Howel
Location Manager: Matt Stevens Medic: Morris Brown
Production Assistant - Truck: Isaac Friedberg Production Assistant - Truck: Noah Rumenapp Production Assistant - Set: Jeanzelle Soliven Production Assistant - Set: Carson Hayes
Label/MGMT: Manager: Sophie Lev VP of RCA Creative: Niki Roberton RCA Creative Manager: Shoshana Reist RCA Digital Marketing: Alexis Gorlick RCA Marketing: Aaron Stern
Talent: Clown: Guilford Adams Dancer: Ethan Evaro Dancer: Anthony Omen Cabera Dancer: Baptista Kawa Dancer: Tyler Powell
Featured cast: Ella Hobert Savannah Kirk Emma Stanley
Photo: Photographer: Lenne Chai 1st Assist: Tati Tate Lighting Tech: Adam Torgerson
Lyrics: So it went like this I finished work and then I drove home pissed Oh god, what’s worse Than when your shit’s all twisted Everything’s off So I hit the joint And now I’m feeling better And I strip down south ‘Cause I’m the naked neighbor It’s a choice, or am I cursed? It’s a toss up Sometimes I get on my knees Pray to god, the birds and the bees I do it in a crisis It’s a crisis nightly now Then through my nightgown, there’s a breeze And out the window, through the trees I see it and it’s striking It’s a bowling alley party I forgot about But I got my creams on And my gown on And I don’t think anyone cares if I go or not So wrong to think everyone loves me? But doesn’t need to be around me all the time (Oh, oh, oh) But I’ll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda sounds nice (Oh, oh, oh) And I’m invited so I’ll go there tonight So I get up fast, I hate to keep ‘em waiting Party’s not fun yet ‘cause I’m too busy praying God, I’m so happy to be rushing off Off, uh So I walk in hot Oh great, nobody noticed ’Til I hit that strike Then everybody noticed me, uh huh (Everybody loves a winner) Who’s gonna tell ‘em I’m a lucky beginner? Sometimes I get on my knees Pray to god, the birds and the bees
I do it in a crisis It’s a crisis nightly now Then from the front door comes a breeze And out the window, through the trees I see it and it’s frightening It’s a candle in my room, forgot to blow it out But I got my jeans on And my crown on And the whole place totally cares if I go or not So wrong to think everyone loves me? And they need to be around me all the time (Oh, oh, oh) But I’ll be honest, yeah, the nightgown kinda sounds nice (Oh, oh, oh) I take the trophy and I Irish goodbye (Ooooooooo) Say it ain’t so, I love to go home (Ooooooo) Say it ain’t so, I love to go— ‘Cause I got my creams on And my gown on And I don’t think anyone cares if I’m home or not So wrong to think everyone loves me? It doesn’t need to be about me all the time (Oh, oh, oh) But I’ll be honest, yeah, the bowling alley kinda felt nice (Oh, oh, oh) I turn the light on and I stare at the prize
#AudreyHobert #Bowlingalley #OfficialVideoAudrey Hobert - Sue me (Photoshoot BTS)Audrey Hobert2025-05-20 | Listen to “Sue me” out now: audreyhobert.lnk.to/sueme
#AudreyHobert #Sueme #PhotoshootBTSAudrey Hobert - Sue me (Lyric Video)Audrey Hobert2025-05-13 | Audrey Hobert’s debut album, ‘Who’s the Clown?’ is available August 15th. Pre-order and pre-save here: audreyhobert.lnk.to/whostheclown