Music: Flying With Dragons by Really Slow MotionPortal 2 with only 69 Portals (Speedrun bloopers with @Oryn )Nidboj1322025-04-17 | Me and @Oryn , as two Certified Least Portals enjoyers, tried speedrunning the game using only 69 portals (which is an actual category on speedrun.com). While getting the world record, we also racked up a bunch of funny moments and fails — so I compiled them into this silly video. Hope you enjoy!
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Songs: Aquarium Park - Act 1 Planet Wisp - Act 1 Fly away (SEGA SOUND TEAM) Lights, Camera, Action! - Studiopolis Zone Act 1 Stardust Speedway Zone Act 2Portal 2 | Bridge Gels 0 Portals (TAS/CM Segmented)Nidboj1322025-01-26 | Routed by me and @Oryn It started back in 2023 with final missing piece being found on January 5th 2025, after proving the inboost (Infinifling 0p boost) route at the beginning with TAS, the rest is doable for human.
First, Orange needs to die and after respawning, slides on Blue to get on top of the railing, then do chained inboosts to get to the ledge. In order to clear the gap, the last inboost must occur exactly as Blue bonks the wall, so more speed is transferred to Orange The roles can be switched if Orange pushes blue on the railing, it is farther away but Orange has lag which will make the next parts significantly harder.
After getting boosted you need to gain height by pushing against the angled panel while going down, enough to reach the pipe and go over the wall, hit the trigger for the cube and die. You come back using inboosts, and use the angled panel to get even higher on the pipe.
While waiting for Orange, Blue has to go under the floor and then exit the playable area. Orange will then throw the cube to Blue, despite the invisible wall, it can be grabbed through. Then Blue goes back to spawn, passes it to Orange and finally cube boost to the end.Portal Stories: Mel Without Portals - Least Portals SpeedrunNidboj1322024-08-31 | This is a segmented "Least Portals" speedrun, completed in a time of 20:56 without placing a single portal.
This is a solo project done entirely by me, after figuing out the way to beat this game without portals I decided to make a segmented run that would be enjoyable to watch.
The run features 377 segments, and for more technical users, the timing assumes that every load for EHM is 0 ticks, so these aren't counted (which would have otherwise resulted in over half a million loads). Although each void clip technically lasts 0 ticks, I timed them at 7 ticks each to maintain accuracy.
This run falls under the "Any%" category, allowing me to use any glitches available in the game.
A big thanks to the SAR development team for their speedrun plugin, which made recording and rendering this run possible.
https://sar.portal2.srPortal 2 | Ricochet 0 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322024-07-18 | Route credits to Oryn and Black_Semka
Demo link: drive.google.com/file/d/1tgSH92wjWeBx0dNKs8OR0Atd3zstpwh4/view?usp=drive_linkPortal 2 | Underground 2 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322023-03-04 | setup: jump at -1480.55 and -1442.53 then look at -90.61 and move forward with crouch and +movedown a bit above 334 you can stop and with double crouch jump you can reach the topPortal 2 | Fizzler Intro 0 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322023-02-05 | 0:00 Intro 1:25 RunPortal 2 | Trust Fling 0 Portals (NoSLA/CM Segmented)Nidboj1322022-11-07 | ...Portal 2 | Wall Button 0 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322022-09-26 | Route credits Black_SemkaPortal 2 | Turret Factory 5 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322022-04-24 | Route credits: Oryn, Feliser, PerOculos and KrankCalibration 4 Portals SegmentedNidboj1322021-11-26 | no krzy, we didn't
Route credits: CeyHun, Oryn and me.Portal 2 | Bridge Swap 2 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322021-09-04 | Bridge Swap done in 2 Portals with Oryn.
Oryn's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCEJYjLdnu-G5MP69Gk7HNHwPortal 2 | Cave Johnson 4 Portals (World Record)Nidboj1322021-08-21 | Ok this needs a bit of explaining, even though this is first ever 4 portals record this has been done before.
Route credits goes to Kittaye, he found this jump in November 2017 and he has done it with jump scripts thinking that was enough to prove that it's possible. Exactly year later PerOculos manage to get the jump, but he used a console command to disable alternate ticks.
This game runs on 60 ticks per second (ticks are frames but server side and not client side). But it also uses something called Alternate ticks which basically means game will only read even ticks, the problem with this route is that the jump is tick perfect but the tick you have to jump on is an odd tick. That's why it was not possible to do this route and Pero's run was invalidated.
Then Router Krzyhau found out that controllers can do inputs on odd ticks so that means this record is now possible, you just need to do the jump on a controller. I did the whole thing on a controller but if you want you can do start on keyboard and mouse then switch to controller for last jump.Portal Stories: Mel Faith Plate - 4 PortalsNidboj1322021-07-11 | Route Credits: PhunkPai For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melPortal Stories: Mel Past Power - 4 PortalsNidboj1322021-07-07 | Special thanks to Oryn who helped me find this route. For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/mel3000 HoursNidboj1322021-06-30 | yup 3000 hours, pretty cool i guess
Music: MitiS - Prism youtu.be/P_UATw0eq8sPortal Stories: Mel Funnel Over Goo - 4 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-11 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melPortal Stories: Mel Junkyard - 4 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-11 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melPortal Stories: Mel Factory - 4 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-11 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melPortal Stories: Mel Finale - 0 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-11 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melPortal Stories: Mel Core Access - 0 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-11 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/mel Special thanks to PhunkPai for routingPortal Stories: Mel Overgrown - 2 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-10 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melPortal Stories: Mel Firestorm - 2 PortalsNidboj1322021-04-09 | For more PSM least portals videos check out nekz.me/melBeating Portal Stories: Mel without jumpingNidboj1322021-02-11 | This took me 2 hours to complete, I only manage to edit it into 50 minutes, it was interesting challenge to do, when i attempted it i didnt know it was possible and i didnt saw anyone else doing it. Run was done on Story mode (main mode for speedruns) without Save Load Abuse.
Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:30 - Tramride 0:54 - Mel Intro 1:18 - Lift 1:43 - Garden 2:02 - Destroyed Garden 5:00 - Underbounce 5:57 - Once Upon 7:34 - Past Power 11:01 - Ramp 11:57 - Firestorm 19:03 - Junkyard 20:12 - Concepts 22:03 - Paint Fling 23:40 - Faith Plate 27:57 - Transition 31:44 - Overgrown 33:42 - Funnel Over Goo 35:57 - Two of a Kind 37:56 - Destroyed 39:04 - Factory 40:37 - Core Access 46:08 - FinaleThinking with Time Machine Any% 7:37.151 (Former World Record)Nidboj1322020-10-18 | ...Portal 2 Least Portals records (Chapter 3)Nidboj1322020-08-17 | This was made to show all easy Least Portals records that everyone should have before attempting the crazy ones. If you can't do the tricks shown on the video try searching other videos on the internet or ask for help on Portal 2 Speedrun Server (discord.gg/XG6sSb)
Part 1 (Escape) - 4 Portals - Getting back up without shooting a portal (1 portal) no props to boost yourself up (rotating door included) and you cant just parkour
Part 2 (Mine) - 0 Portals
Part 3 (The Nether) - 6 Portals - Getting obsidian blocks without entering the room (1-2 portals) maybe theres a way to duplicate them or lighting the portal without all blocks in place
- Getting to the obsidian room without using portals (1-4 portals) its a solid wall so without void clip it would be hard to do
Part 4 (The Village) - 2 Portals - Skipping the first portals (2 portals) no props to boost yourself up
Part 5 (The End) - 0 portals
Total: 12 Portals
0:00 Part 1: Escape 0:59 Part 2: The Mine 1:39 Part 3: The Nether 4:16 Part 4: The Village 8:56 Part 5: The EndPortal Stories: Mel Two of a kind - 2 PortalsNidboj1322020-07-17 | Previous record was 3 portals by PerOculos and Tyronis.Portal 2 Least Portals records (Chapter 2)Nidboj1322020-06-19 | This was made to show all easy Least Portals records that everyone should have before attempting the crazy ones. If you can't do the tricks shown on the video try searching other videos on the internet or ask for help on Portal 2 Speedrun Server (discord.gg/XG6sSb)
Music: Tobu - Hope Lensko - CirclesPortal 2 Least Portals records (Chapter 1)Nidboj1322020-06-19 | This was made to show all easy Least Portals records that everyone should have before attempting the crazy ones. If you can't do the tricks shown on the video try searching other videos on the internet or ask for help on Portal 2 Speedrun Server (discord.gg/XG6sSb)
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