THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!!Someone you could meet at the grocery storeelmify2016-09-07 | In which I give a brief survey of my fandoms through the years, and read an excerpt from This Adventure Ends.
The cold hard truth is also revealed: I say "gif" with a hard "g."
THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!!!! MY FACE APPRECIATES YOUR FACE!!!Chapter Oneelmify2015-08-17 | Chapter one: part one of my YA debut First & Then.
There's a bit of stumbly awkwardness in the reading-- apologies for that (I was a little nervous!) I really wanted to do it without cuts. For a more polished (and all around better reading) there is the First & Then AUDIOBOOK to look forward to. And I will be narrating! (in a more polished and all around better fashion!) :)
It should be said, I consider the Night Changes video over before all of the bad things happen, much like Phoebe's mom turning off sad films before their endings.
Sorry the sound gets a little muffled partway through... !
THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!!!First & Then sweepstakeselmify2015-06-11 | Using the Comments Section opening title card and theme song unironically since 2010.
FIRST & THEN advanced copy sweepstakes info:
If you're interested in winning one of five advanced copies of First & Then from my publisher, tweet with the hashtag #FirstAndThen between now and June 18th and that will serve as your entry into the sweepstakes. Five winners will be randomly selected and announced on my twitter on June 18th.
The sweepstakes is open to all! Just gotta sport that #FirstAndThen hashtag!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING!!! MY FACE HEARTS YOUR FACE!!!!The word twisterelmify2015-04-29 | Or, some brief thoughts on writing, of both the present and sixth grade variety.
Do you enjoy writing? Let's chat about WHY in the comments section below! Alternatively, if you have a locked out or locked in story, I would LOVE TO HEAR IT. LET'S COMMISERATE!
THANKS FOR WATCHING! I HEART YOUR FACE!!We should hang out sometimeelmify2014-12-26 | In which I ponder love and relationships, and the very awesome Josh Sundquist joins in!
THANKS FOR WATCHING! YOU'RE GREAT!Elmify Christmas 2014elmify2014-12-24 | As per annual tradition! BE FOREWARNED: the audio gets PRETTY LOUD towards the end (my apologies, I tried to work the levels but I'm no audio whiz). So ba-da-bah-bah-be careful with that volume!
Thanks to my dad and to my brother-in-law Cappy for the assist!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
THANKS FOR WATCHING!!!! YOU'RE GREAT!!!!Catch upelmify2014-11-29 | Ketchup? Catsup?
In which I describe a few highlights of the time since we last spoke.
Tumblr: http://elmify.tumblr.com Tweetle-dee-deets: twitter.com/elmifyIm getting published!elmify2014-02-13 | In which I reveal some big news, there are Sherlock Season 2 spoilers, and also the triumphant return of the buffalo picture.
My sincerest apologies, I haven't made a video in so long I forgot that they started putting the title below instead of above. :O
I MISSED YOUR FACE! THANK YOU FOR WATCHING!
TL;DW: My YA debut novel FIRST & DOWN is a thing that is happening, and it'll be available in Fall 2015. Also, I benefitted a lot from orthodontia in my formative years.Lets sing a song!elmify2013-12-21 | Instead of taking on a holiday classic, my dad and I INVENT A NEW ONE (with your help on Twitter!).
THANKS FOR WATCHING! I MISSED YOUR FACE!Study break.elmify2013-10-05 | In which I try to justify making a video the day before a test by including some random science facts. I MISSED YOUR FACE.
Let me know what you've been up to in the comments section! AND I WILL SEE YOU SOON!Movingelmify2013-07-28 | In which my new place looks very much like my old place.
Unofficial VidCon meetup: noon on Saturday, near a fountain that definitely probably exists outside the convention center
I WANT TO MEET YOUR FACE!
THANKS FOR WATCHING!Accepted!elmify2013-06-23 | A happy (slight) change of plan.
THANKS FOR WATCHING!Finding love (rom-com style)elmify2013-05-15 | Rom-com? More like NOM-com. Because my whole rom-com fantasy pretty much revolves around food. And also love. But also food.
A special thanks to the incredibly awesome Austin, for playing the role of Handsome Guy, and to my dad, for artfully portraying the role of My Dad.
Thanks for watching! MY FACE HEARTS YOUR FACE *rain splash*The End Gameselmify2013-05-02 | No scheming viscounts, and I still really liked it! As a special youtube-exclusive preview, you can read the first three chapters of The End Games by T. Michael Martin HERE:
My review in TL;DW form: suspense + thrills + familial relationships + an unexpected dash of humor and hope. I'm thinking it's like a Stephen King bouillabaisse in a John Green broth. Does that sound weird? Probably. BUT IT'S DELICIOUS.
You can pre-order now, pick up a copy May 7th, or request your library get in a copy (a great way to read new books!). OR you could get it for a friend for their birthday, and then ask to borrow it (another effective if more circuitous way to read new books) :D
Thanks for watching! MY FACE HEARTS YOUR FACE!One hundredelmify2013-04-14 | Going out so hot, just like an oven... YEEOOOOOOOOW
Thank you for watching! MY FACE HEARTS YOUR FACE!
I learned to actually tie a bowtie for this video because as Josh Sundquist fans know, it's ALWAYS worth it. I used this tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxu-zKJnKg
If All Star is now stuck in your head, I apologize. :D
THANKS FOR WATCHING!Sleigh ride (ba da ba ba)elmify2012-12-23 | Naturally, we had to break out the woodblocks.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to you! If you're not celebrating, happy last week of December! :)
THANKS FOR WATCHING!Project For Awesome 2012: Volunteerism!elmify2012-12-17 | It's Project for Awesome time again! Your time has value-- donate a little bit of it to a local charity or cause, and awesomeness will ensue!
Or you could always check out these local places to see what volunteer opportunities they offer: hospitals, elderly care homes, food banks, community centers, museums, libraries, theaters, animal shelters... AND MORE!
Thanks to Matt Green for the thumbnail, because I don't know how to work the photoshop on the internet machine. :DElmify in the morningelmify2012-12-02 | Because early morning is an underutilized time for making videos (at least by me!).
Check out the contest winners: http://dft.ba/-38sk
Thank you to everyone who entered! There was an overwhelming amount of awesomeness!
Oh and if you were wondering why showering is not part of my morning routine, it's because it is part of my evening routine. HASHTAG NIGHT SHOWER FOREVER
(also, I did brush my teeth before making this, just figured no one would want to see that!)Challenge acceptedelmify2012-11-12 | My life in 66 seconds, as challenged by Caroline (thanks, Caroline!).
Also, the first of several mini summer contests (IN FALL!). Post your life in 66 seconds as a response to this video, and you could win a sock creature! Four winners total, eligible for all! Contest ends November 19th, winners announced on twitter November 20th.
THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME!Musical interludeelmify2012-10-21 | My dad and I try our hand at a couple of songs!
Apologies for the camera shakiness. Maybe it will help to pretend that you are watching this while riding on a train. :)
Ten thousand points to you if you are actually watching this while riding on a train.
Ho Hey by the Lumineers; sung by my dad, arranged by me. Single Ladies by Beyonce; needs no explanation. :D
THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME!The September issueelmify2012-09-25 | A person who knows very little about fashion attempts to talk about fashion. And fall. And fall fashion.
(I'm that person)
Awesome t-shirts found here: http://dft.ba/-1E9W And here: http://dft.ba/-1Ew3
To be noted: I shot this video using my mom's computer, which is why the film/sound quality may seem a bit different from usual (and not necessarily a good different, but kind of like a weird different. My apologies).Middle school survival guideelmify2012-08-31 | You're a wizard, Harry, so you might as well enjoy it.
SPOILER ALERT: Well I do touch very briefly on a couple Harry Potter plot points. SPOILER ALERT 2: The more passionate I get about a subject, the more wildly I tend to gesticulate.
Also feel free to add your middle school/junior high/HP years 1-3 advice in the comment section! Thanks to Textieful for the comment that inspired this video, and thanks to YOU for being awesome! I HEART YOUR FACE!An impromptu thunderstormelmify2012-08-10 | Summer break might be ending, but there's still time for a vacation in the comment section.
So apparently the only sparkly shirt I own is my I Got Dumped 2011 t-shirt. And yes, I own an I Got Dumped 2011 t-shirt. What's more, I MADE IT MYSELF. Watch out, clubs of both America and the UK! :D
Thank you for all your comments and for being AWESOME!
Also thanks to my thunderstorm production crew, aka my mom and dad. :)Somebody that I (still) knowelmify2012-07-19 | In which I discuss, among many other things, many other things.
Sorry about the audio; definitely competing with the air conditioner in this one! And if you noticed the towel in the background, well, that's proof I took a shower this morning. :)
If you were in the Breakfast Club, who would you be? LET ME KNOW!VidCon: Junior Yearelmify2012-07-09 | I'm all full of love after this year's VidCon. And also phlegm. But mostly love.
And a big thank you to the vlogbrothers, for making VidCon a thing that exists. What a thing it is indeed.Across the pond: Part 2elmify2012-06-21 | I went abroad! And this is (the rest of) what happened. Part 2: Paris and the Netherlands!
Part 1, in case you missed it: http://dft.ba/-2TWy
The lovely Sanne of booksandquills (SHE IS SO GREAT): http://dft.ba/-2TWz
Thank you so much to everyone who came and hung out with me! I had such a great time and it was so nice to meet you!
P.S. Again, if your face is going to be at VidCon next week, MY FACE WILL BE THERE TOO! Let's meet up! :DAcross the pond and beyondelmify2012-06-13 | I went abroad! And this is (some of) what happened. Part one: London!
Music by the excellent ALL CAPS: The song! http://dft.ba/-2PNx The channel! http://dft.ba/-2PNA The awesome Kristina! http://dft.ba/-2PNF
In case you missed it, I shot my last video while in Holland: http://dft.ba/-2POz
Part two of the travelogue will be up soon! THANKS FOR WATCHING!
P.S. If your face is going to be at VidCon, MY FACE WILL BE THERE TOO! Let's have an informal gathering next to the third-floor drinking fountain or something. :)
P.P.S. Points if you caught the Hook reference.Elmify Abroadelmify2012-05-21 | A very impromptu little video, in which I discuss London gathering as well as the (future) Amsterdam gathering, and try Marmite for the first time.
AMSTERDAM GATHERING tentative plans: Saturday, May 26th at 2pm, meet in Dam Square, let's say on the steps in front of the big white monument. (I have never been there before, but the pictures on google maps indicate that that might be a good meeting spot!). Hope to see you there!
Thank you SO MUCH to everyone who came and hung out at the Marble Arch last Wednesday; I had such a fantastic time and I hope you did too!Collegeelmify2012-05-10 | I couldn't resist a stroll down memory lane. After all, memory lane is free, and it's lovely this time of year.
LONDON MINI MEET UP INFO: May 16th at **4:30pm** (not 3pm), at the Marble Arch by Hyde Park. Hope to see your face there!
Thanks for being AWESOMESAUCE!The narwhals (with arthritis) songelmify2012-04-30 | In which my dad and I sing a very silly song about narwhals with joint pain.
Also, a brief discussion of the impending London mini-meet up gathering extravaganza May 16th. **Tentative TIME: 4:30, tentative MEETING SPOT: the Marble Arch, by Hyde Park.**
Also also, THANK YOU to everyone who downloaded my ebook! You're awesomesauce and I hope you enjoyed it!!!
Here's the link to Chapter two if you're interested! http://dft.ba/-2A0sCareer talk (and narwhals)elmify2012-04-23 | Thanks for the suggestions! They gave me some food for thought. And you know I love food.
Here's the link to my first ebook, if you're interested! gumroad.com/l/EJAr
PS I know it sounds like I said "McDonald" but "McDonnell" was what I intended. GEEZ ELMIFY, WAY TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE INTERNET.The planelmify2012-04-09 | Step one: make a video. Step forty-seven: yachting with George.
Thanks for being awesome!!!I got rejected!elmify2012-03-25 | Because sometimes guys don't want to dance with you. And sometimes medical schools don't want you to join their incoming classes. You just have to get it all out there, make a t-shirt and move on.
Random shout out to Ibn, who ended up being the first guy with whom I ever slow-danced. And HE asked ME at the eighth grade mixer. Many awkward and un-awkward slow dances with many other guys would follow throughout high school and college.
Also thanks to my dad, who sacrificed a t-shirt because I REALLY wanted to make one. :)I ate my totemelmify2012-03-11 | In which I take a journey to the comment section-- one of my favorite (and most affordable!) places to travel-- and make super current pop culture references.
Thanks to KnowtheAxiom, Ella, Grace and Edward for sending in their No Frodo pics. If you have one of your own, feel free to send it to elmifoto (at) gmail.com!
THANKS FOR BEING AWESOME!New York and awesomesauceelmify2012-02-20 | My alternate title for this video was New York 3D: The Fourthquel, but I ultimately decided against it.
Thank you so much to EVERYONE I saw/met/hung out with on this trip, including the lovely folks at VYou, the wonderful relatives I love seeing in New York, the excellent Ruith and her very cool friends, and last but not least, all of the very excellent people who turned out for my gathering, and that I met at the NFNY gathering. It was so nice to meet you! SO MUCH AWESOME IN ONE PLACE! Seriously.
This is the website I visited... IN REAL LIFE: http://vyou.com
Also, on the off chance you have viewed my previous New York videos and are wondering as to why the lovely Sebrina did not make an appearance in this video, it's because she is no longer staying in New York. While it's New York's loss, it's another city's great gain! MUCH LOVE, SEBRINA! :D
Also also, I will fully admit that the "Hey!" in this video sounded like a Gollum cough.
Hugs if you made it to the end of the description!Saditude to gratitudeelmify2012-01-29 | New York City tiny informal gathering extravaganza (can it be both informal and an extravaganza?), Saturday, February 4th at 10:00AM, Pulitzer Fountain at 59th and 5th Ave (across the street from the Plaza Hotel). Come by to say hi, slow motion high fives guaranteed!
Here's the location if you need a map: http://dft.ba/-1HJq
Feel free to follow me on twitter for more up-to-date information; I will post there in the case of crazy inclement weather or any sort of other roadblock on the highway to awesomeness.
If you have a No Frodo pic, I'd love to see it! elmifoto (at) gmail.com
If you didn't know No Frodo shirts existed, they can be found here: http://dft.ba/-1bqT
Thanks so much to the awesome high schoolers who put on my one-act and made it so wonderful!
AND THANK YOU FOR BEING AWESOME!
Points if you noticed that I spelled 'gratitude' wrong on the t-shirt. I JUST WANTED IT TO RHYME.
More points if you made it to the end of this description. :)This is for scienceelmify2012-01-15 | Admittedly, "cool hairstyle" was somewhat relative back then.
Books to read, READ THEM NOW:
Death Comes to Pemberley by PD James: http://dft.ba/-1wyr
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green: http://dft.ba/-CgqOld man ryanelmify2011-12-31 | How to have an elmify new year's eve:
1) Put on pajamas
2) Don't go out
It's as simple as that!
Yes, I made those fireworks myself, using the awesome fireworks display toy I got for Christmas. The closest I will get to special effects in 2011.
Happy New Year!Carol of the buhselmify2011-12-24 | Happy holidays!Project for Awesome: Volunteerism!elmify2011-12-17 | We can't pay for coffee with our arms, but our time still has incredible value. Donate just a little bit of it to a local charity or cause!
Or you could check out these spots locally to see what volunteer opportunities they offer: hospitals, community centers, food pantries, elderly care homes, animal shelters, not-for-profit organizations... and MORE!
All the videos I linked, in case you just couldn't click on my face:
Mike Lombardo sings for RDF: http://dft.ba/-1eLi
evmoneytv talks volunteering and is way funnier: http://dft.ba/-1eLk
emmfan09 and This star won't go out: http://dft.ba/-1eLt