Saul Goodman Character Sliders for Elden Ring (Character Creation Settings/Tutorial) lordmonkeycheese 2022-07-11 | I am not crazy! I know he used Rivers of Blood. I knew it was a blood sword. One tier higher than any other sword. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He- he swapped his weapons, he got an idiot at endgame to farm for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That super boss! Are you telling me that Malenia just happens to die that fast? No! He cheesed it! Jimmy! He sequence broke for the katana! And I summoned him! And I shouldn’t have. I let him in my own game! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was level 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the rune farms! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Cheesing them blind! And HE gets to be an Elden Lord? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-
CITIZEN KANE & DAVID LYNCH 2: DOG DAYS lordmonkeycheese 2024-06-22 | we played through the puke-like classic kane & lynch 2 in one sitting. I have never felt further from god's high bitrate grace.
SEA OF THIEVES (OF VARYING DEGREES) lordmonkeycheese 2024-03-30 | yarr, I be thinkin' late, told me cap'n. said "CAP'N! I feel me soul as empty as a sunken treasure chest." but the cap'n, 'e's the roughest scallywag this side a the seas... he said ta me"aye, tis a sad thing. but ye know laddie, that even a sunken chest is filled wit sumthin'. water." 'e gave me a pat on me shoulder and went on a grog binge, aye... but maybe the booty aint in those chests... it be in mine..aye...ye timestamps:0:44 - Part I A Most Pathetic Plunder13:11 - Part II Mutiny of Mike Ehrmentraut16:16 - The Terrible Mike Bit
FAREWELL TO BALDURS GATE lordmonkeycheese 2024-02-09 | I will NOT eat tadpoles. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a tadpole, brotherpart eleven, the final part, of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIKthanks everybody would stuck with this series, it's kind of blown me away the amount of attention it got out of nowhere. I've had a lot of fun editing and drawing for this, and it's really cool to see people enjoying it too. Since BG3 is ending, I've got more plans to to videos on other games, some involving the crew some not. If you wanna stick around to watch upcoming stuff, then go for it, or if you're only here for baldur's gate, it's been fun :^)maybe a replay of divinity 2 is in ordercheers
BHAALDURS GATE lordmonkeycheese 2024-01-19 | *pensively taking a sip from a candle* "it's called goin bhaal's deep"part ten of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
BALDURS FATE lordmonkeycheese 2024-01-08 | The taint of a mutt will follow him to the grave. Future generations will forget him. In the streets, as a good-for-nothing dog with no sense of hygiene... and in the park, as a hound who barked up a storm. He will go down in official history as a stray. And no one will ever understand him... That...Was his final mission.And like a true hound, he saw it through to the end. I think he wanted you to know. That he will live on... in your memory. Not as a hound. But as a friend. He wanted to tell you this... but he couldn't.History will never know what he did.No one will ever learn the truth.His story... his actions... will endure only in your heart.Everything he did... he did for Baldur's Gate.He sacrificed his life and his honour for his home town.He was a real hero.He was a true patriot.🫡part nine of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
BALDING GATE: THE GANG GOES TO HELL lordmonkeycheese 2023-12-26 | the gang takes a short 20 minute adventure to avernus, surely nothing bad will-- okay those are organs alright okay i hear them yep im leaving im out guhbye part eight of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK0:00 - Entering Avernus2:12 - Mantis' (Modestly SFW) Sexual Exploits3:47 - Mantis' (not SFW) Sexual Exploits5:47 - The House of Hope6:46 - Raphael Rocks Up9:31 - The Plan... 12:10 - Raphael's Final Act17:35 - Storytime with Marc
BALDURS LATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-12-20 | oops! all act 3!!part seven of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
PULPING GATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-12-03 | every action has an equal and opposite reactionpart six of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
MALDING GATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-11-27 | the part where mantis melts downpart five of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
BALDURS... MULTI-NUCLEATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-11-19 | mul·ti·nu·cle·ate - Having two or more nuclei: the multinucleate cells of skeletal muscle. It also rhymes with "gate", therefore fitting with this awful naming convention for this series.(there was lots of flesh walls in this one)part four of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
MOULDING GATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-11-12 | mantis gets religious, clarence catches a predator (the devil), marc's clerical abilities are called into question, and luphence has a cheeky pint while hacking up lung butter. and we alllll go to yharnam.part three of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
SCOLDING GATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-11-05 | dude *cough* what the H why are you even here man you're so OLD where's your WIFE go home to your FAMILY dudepart two of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
BALDING GATE lordmonkeycheese 2023-10-29 | shove shove shove shove shovepart one of our baldur's gate playthroughplaylist here: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6EwgN-CdkEE_eNE6tRTlAS9r7amQkBIK
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Nominated For GOTY At The Game Awards? lordmonkeycheese 2022-12-06 | Geoff. Geoff, do you remember that day? Back in 2017. The show you put on, I'm sure you do. Because I do.I think about that time a lot. I think about the royal snub. Not even a soundtrack nomination.What of the following year? No. Not there either.2020? Not there either.But here, and now, you finally admit it. You realise it deserves to sit amongst the upper echelon of the titans of the year.Geoff, I will not be mad if it does not win. I won't mind. The recognition is sweet, oh so very sweet.But if God of War wins I think i will do something wacky i will ape out chimp out oughoughopughough OUGHHHOUOUOUOU AAA OUGHHHOUGHHH
The Game Awards 2021: The Seethe, Mald & Cope Cut lordmonkeycheese 2022-02-24 | Games... have changed.It's no longer about fun, vision, or identity.It's an endless series of annual schlock made corporate sex pests.Games, and its consumption of wealth, has become a well-oiled machine.Games have changed.Broken games released by broken publishers, made by broken developers.Harassment and crunch enhance and regulate their production.Live-service monetization, open-world monetization, free to play monetization... Industry monetization. Everything is rigged and kept under monetization. Games - have changed. The age of graphics has become the age of greed. All in the name of averting shut-downs from your own publisher. And he who monetizes the industry, controls history. Games have changed... When the industry is under total monetization, triple A schlock becomes routine.
hey jahnny a cyberpunk clip show lordmonkeycheese 2022-01-30 | finished cyberpunk and amassed a good amount of clips. an impressive amount. almost as impressive as m BH HXAnnshjdxcaBHSBA(i clip htrough the walls)
E3 2021 (very late) Reactions: DAY 3 (Nintendo, Capcom) lordmonkeycheese 2021-12-08 | The third and final part to quite possibly the saddest E3 of the past....year...? IDK man it's been a while. Remember when Metroid Dread was announced?0:00 - Intro2:19 - Another Intro3:36 - Capcom8:36 - Take Two10:26 - Intro Again11:21 - Nintendo24:58 - Bingo and Discussion31:53 - ???
Local Ijincho Man Uses Snake Style Upon His Enemy lordmonkeycheese 2021-11-21 | Witness footage of a disgruntled man in a dispute with an angry violent bar patron. Happening around 2:45am in the bar district of Isezaki Ijincho, it's unfortunate to note that this incident isn't out of the ordinary, however this instance has sparked nation wide interest, and it's not hard to see why.Upon throwing a kick, the drunk was countered by the man unofficially dubbed "The Snake of Ijincho" by people online. After dodging the kick, instinct "kicked" in as he grabbed the drunk's leg before shooting upwards using his size to his advantage, lifting his opponent off his feet. After a brief swing around (much have speculated this was either for intimidation, or perhaps even for theatrics!), he decides it's time to put this punk in his place. The Snake of Ijincho jumps into the air, tilted backwards, leaving them both at the mercy of gravity.The Snake crushes the drunk between his own weight and the hard pavement. Witnesses say the Snake left without a word, collecting several pieces of garbage and jamming them into his pockets before cleaning out the entire menu at a local ramen place, then disappearing over a construction fence to play with his drone.The police have declined to comment on the matter.
E3 2021 (late) Reactions: DAY TWO (Microsoft, Bethesda, Square Enix) lordmonkeycheese 2021-11-05 | you thought in november you could escape the gamer christmas of june? naive.0:00 - Intro2:40 - Microsoft & Bethesda Presentation25:36 - Discussion26:10 - Bingo Roundup26:14 - Square Enix Presentation36:22 - Discussion 237:42 - Bingo Roundup 2
Judgment (PIZZA EX ACTION) lordmonkeycheese 2021-10-26 | Yagami dusts himself off."Tch... what a waste." he mutters to himself.The perpetrator now wincing in pain after being launched down the flight of stairs. He clutches his arm and gets onto his feet. "Stop! Please! I get it!" He pleads.Yagami folds his arms, skeptical. "You do? Are you sure?" he questions."Yes! Please no more!" Suddenly, Masa the Pizza Guy runs into the alley to Yagami's side."Yeah! That's him! That's the guy who keeps requesting pizzas and giving the deliverers giant wedgies! I can't believe you tracked him down, Yagami-san." the Pizza Guy exclaims with relief.Yagami shrugs, and scratches the back of his head. "All in a day's work. Didn't think I'd be going undercover of a pizza delivery driver today..."The famous "Pizza Puncher" sighs and stands on his feet. He nods his head in shame. "Yeah, it's me. I'm the Pizza Puncher. I used to be a pizza delivery driver myself, that is until one day our pizza place got called to deliver to a TV show premiere after party! I was so excited to deliver to an after party for a TV show I was so excited for, I just knew I'd be able to meet some of the actors." The Pizza Puncher looks down at his feet. "That is, until I was told to stay at the register while a different delivery driver handled it.""Hmm... wait... you don't mean..." Masa the Pizza guy mutters, lost in thought."Yeah. That delivery driver was you, Masa-san." the Pizza Puncher confirms.Masa the Pizza Guy recoils in shock, "wait, you're Asahi-san! Is that why you quit?!""Tch... You finally recognised me. Yeah. It's Asahi... I quit right after that, the pizza delivery opportunity of a lifetime was snatched from right under me. So I began taking out my anger on delivery drivers by giving them giant wedgies. I knew what I was doing was wrong but... I was just so angry." Asahi approaches Masa, dropping to his knees. "I'm sorry Masa-san! It was never your fault. I'm sorry I kept giving you hyper wedgies. You always delivered quickly, the food was always still hot; you had so much talent."Masa crouches down to meet Asahi, "Come on Asahi-san, get up. I forgive you.""Huh...? Really?" Asahi asks."Yeah, really. And by the way, that gig about the TV show after party? They totally chewed me out for forgetting to put the pizzas in the box, I didn't even get to see any actors! So... Don't worry about it." Masa assured, placing a hand on Asahi's shoulder, "come back to the shop with me, I'll talk the boss into getting you back on as a regular delivery driver!""Masa-san!! Thank you!" Asahi jumps up with a spring in his step, "I'll meet you at the shop!"Asahi excitedly runs off. Masa turns back to Yagami, "Yagami-san, thank you so much.""So your not gonna report him to the police I take it?""Nah. Asahi-san's had it rough enough. I think the best thing for him is to have a job again. Here's the fee for a job well done!" Masa passes the cheque to Yagami. "No problem. I'll make sure to call you guys up next time I'm in the mood for some pizza." Yagami replies.Masa nods and pumps his fist, "We'd be honored! Catch you later Yagami-san!"Masa speeds off in the direction Asahi went. Yagami scratches his head, smiling, "Well. All's well that end's well I guess. Although I can't deny, it did get a little cheesy at the end there. Heh."[Side Case: Ay Yo! The Pizza's Here COMPLETE]
Incriminating & Inseminating: Conception 2 lordmonkeycheese 2021-10-11 | Upon scouring the bowels of the "Anime" tag on Steam, Sam finds out about Conception 2. At a bargain price of $5, he forks over his credit card -- unbeknownst to him, he'd need all the money he could get to post bail.
Making A Psycho Streamer (Jerma985 Meme) lordmonkeycheese 2021-08-18 | convicted andyjerma: youtube.com/c/2ndJermajerma twitch: twitch.tv/jerma985my twitter: twitter.com/lordmonkeydong
E3 2021 Reactions: DAY ONE (Ubisoft, Gearbox, and Devolver) lordmonkeycheese 2021-07-24 | gamer christmas is upon us once again, where naive gamers across the globe tune in to watch their favourite greasy game presenters try and sell them 4 player co-op shooters via a cgi trailer. t'is the season to be pogging.0:00 - Intro2:14 - Bingo Card Overview6:15 - Ubisoft Presentation15:36 - Ubisoft Bingo Review15:55 - Gearbox Intro17:44 - Gearbox "Presentation"27:21 - Gearbox Bingo Review27:27 - Devolver Digital Intro28:36 - Devolver Digital Presentation?
The Delubrum Reginae Experience (FFXIV) lordmonkeycheese 2021-06-30 | I never want to grind for a relic ever again
when that cold steel 2 snowboarding theme hits lordmonkeycheese 2021-03-27 | why did they go this hard
The Game Awards 2020 Reaction: The Global Gaming Power Hour lordmonkeycheese 2021-01-19 | Sam and Liam sit down for another Game Awards show, vitriolic and bitter as ever, will Geoff finally cave and realise his gamer sins?? Or will he continue to run his Global Gaming Utopia and continue to deafen himself by sending JRPG fans to the Gamer Gulag??find out in this 1 hour holiday special, where dreams go to die
kiryu and the boys at the chungus convention 2: revengeance lordmonkeycheese 2020-11-09 | as my dignity is in ashes, blowing through the wind; my soul continues to burn hotter than any sun. it will never die.
kiryu and the boys about to have one chungus of a time lordmonkeycheese 2020-11-09 | writing that title was the equivalent of pouring salt onto a snail, but the snail was my dignity. And it's currently burning.
Phoenix Wright hates various dairy products lordmonkeycheese 2020-10-27 | based on a real conversation I had with the fellas. And yes it's me that thinks dairy is lame. Because it is.
Sam & Tom Find Their Wife (Resident Evil 7 Highlights) lordmonkeycheese 2019-11-01 | ooOOoooOOO HALLOWEENNew video for ya
The Fellowship of the J/O Crystal (Final Fantasy XIV Online #1) lordmonkeycheese 2019-07-28 | Sam and Liam, bound by their J/O Crystals, spawn on opposite sides the land. This is a tale of friendship, muscles, and the bond between men.The journey to link their J/O Crystals starts now.
Nintendos E3: Brought to You by the Boys (E3 Reactions #5) lordmonkeycheese 2019-07-26 | Aaaaand that's it for E3 this year. It was alright but Nintendo definitely won. Hopefully normal videos shall resume soon :^)
Square Enix E3: Brought to you by The Boys (E3 Reactions #4) lordmonkeycheese 2019-07-22 | *thanos dance gif*(I still have nintendo to do, been swamped with work so it'll be soon hopefully)
Tom Clancys E3: Ubisoft (E3 Reactions #3) lordmonkeycheese 2019-07-02 | Sam and Liam gather once more to watch the pinnacle of mediocrity...Ubisoft!!!
Bethesdas Unfortunate E3: Brought to you by The Boys (E3 Reactions #2) lordmonkeycheese 2019-06-20 | I'll be expecting a cheque from Mr Howard himself for the Doom Eternal poop mechanics.
Microsofts E3: Brought to you by The Boys (E3 Reactions #1) lordmonkeycheese 2019-06-14 | Liam and I consult Phil Spencer himself about his new exclusives he bought.
Resident Evil 2: 20 Minutes of Incompetency lordmonkeycheese 2019-05-31 | so I made Tom play Resident Evil 2, I don't think he knows what it is but hey, he beat it. That's right, he beat it in 20 minutes. How? I'm still not sure, and I was there.
Episode Smoke (Final Fantasy XV Highlights)(now in 1080p) lordmonkeycheese 2019-05-09 | Smokis Lucis Caelum (AKA Big Smoke) bands together with his beloved brothers, Garfield, Goofy, and Nia (who is transitioning to catgirl) to leave San Andres and enter a foreign anime world, all to save his home... Grove Street.Also we did it guys, we hit that 1080p resolution!!! If you couldn't tell this was on PC, my super mega PC I just bought for myself. It's pretty good, might do a small update addressing it?Mods used (found in FFXV steam workshop):Big Smoke by MrGrapeGamingGarfield by LmanNia - XC2 (ignis) by grensen22Goofy by cornbread531Cindy to Perfection Gamecube by LmanRex Toy Story by LmanRatatouille by LmanMonado by BrambleWoody by LmanInfinity Gauntlet by Jarvis
The Twosomes Sins (Red Dead Online #5 w/EliWolfy) lordmonkeycheese 2019-03-31 | Due to their recent choices, karma has awarded them with more morally questionable murder missions. Including a train heist. coolEliWolfy: youtube.com/channel/UCH9XBcuFUjmaizuYqynRAQQ
Sam & Tom go to Space Prison (Sonic Forces #2) lordmonkeycheese 2019-03-14 | A normal afternoon for Sam and Tom in which they go to Space Prison to free a fictional hedgehog.
Morals of Fashion (Red Dead Online #4) w/EliWolfy lordmonkeycheese 2019-03-10 | The Gruesome Twosome weigh up the consequences of murdering hordes of cowboys for a cool hat. Obviously they want that hat.EliWolfy: youtube.com/channel/UCH9XBcuFUjmaizuYqynRAQQ
Metal Gear Sonic: Hedgehog Eater (Sonic Forces + Storytime) #1 lordmonkeycheese 2019-03-06 | Sam lets Tom try a Sonic game, unfortunately it's Forces. Also Tom has a tale about a "Self Proclaimed Anarchist"Note: Yeah I realise the bit-depth (the quality basicially) is quite rough, I'm still trying to figure out this bootleg capture card. If you didn't know already, I'm quite incapable.
Gainful Employment (Red Dead Online Beta #3) w/ EliWolfy lordmonkeycheese 2019-02-17 | The Gruesome Twosome are mail men now. That's it. We deliver mail.
